1001 monk Sayings [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 monk Sayings [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Spiritbear
07-04-07, 09:40 PM This is a list of things both funny and strange things you might here from a monk.

1. (After dislocating an opponents arms) you told me to "dissarm" him.
2. (After striking an opponent with ones fist.) So, thats the sound of one hand clapping.
3 He who hessitates momentarily meditates horizontaly.
4. Confucus say, to much.
5.Young grasshoppper you eat to much of the wrong grass.
6. After large fight. Any body seen my teeth?
7. My name is Ki lo knee
8.The door is wood and locked. "Crash!" see all is relative the door is now locked yet open.
9. redneck monk shout Hi, Yall!
10.He who aproaches sleeping tiger soon going to be kitty litter.

Ok there are the first ten lets see what ya got.
PS. I give cookies. Everyone starts off with one free. :cookie:
torctheorc
07-04-07, 11:16 PM Monk to Barbarian before single combat:

"Where you see conflict I see harmony.

You see me strike at you in mortal combat, my fists and feet connecting with your heart and head. Stunning, savage blows that leave you reeling and then unconscious.

I look upon the same scene and see us establishing a physical connection with one another that leads us to embark upon a shared spiritual pilgrimage. During our mutual sojourn we come to know the truth about ourselves and our places in the universe. That this kind spiritual journey would leave one such as you, living in a prison of anger and ignorance, stunned and incapacitated comes as no surprise to the initiates among us."

THWACK!
navar100
07-05-07, 12:57 AM 16.

Here we come, walkin'
Down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one we meet.
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We go wherever we want to,
do what we like to do
We don't have time to get restless,
There's always something new.
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We're just tryin' to be friendly,
Come and watch us sing and play,
We're the young gneration,
And we've got something to say.

Any time, Or anywhere,
Just look over your shoulder
Guess who'll be standing there

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We're just tryin' to be friendly,
Come and watch us sing and play,
We're the young gneration,
And we've got something to say.

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees,
You never know where we'll be found.
so you'd better get ready,
We may be comin' to your town.
Spiritbear
07-05-07, 08:56 AM thanks for the comments and this is a wonderful start. except now I have the monkees theme song stuck in my head. "thanks," any way cookies for you:cookie: :cookie: :cookie:
Fuzzly
07-05-07, 09:21 AM 13) Touch the stone to cross the river
14) No shape hit shadow. Have shape hit shape.
ragnarblackmane
07-05-07, 09:54 AM 15. "Use your anger to your advantage."

16. "What is but one life in the face of many?"

17. "You are your biggest obstacle in life."

18. "Life has many paths, both difficult and easy. Which will you tread?"

19. "You are not characterized by who you are, but by the deeds that you perform."
malignor
07-05-07, 12:45 PM Quotes from a monk trainer

20. "I guess one cannot made diamonds out of mud. Instead, I should be satisfied with a brick."
21. "Why do you breathe like that? Are you trying to master the power of a mosquito?"
22. "You move like a pregnant yak. Sit down."
23.
. Student: "By the gods!"
. Master: "Focus! This is no time for prayer!"
24. "Pick up the pace. The seasons move faster!"
stuporhero93
07-05-07, 01:45 PM 25. The more gear you put on, the easier it is for me to evade you.
Manyfist
07-05-07, 03:05 PM 26.) "Indeed."
peteyrock
07-05-07, 03:24 PM We had a fun time when the monk in our party was being told by everyone why they were "better." The monk ended up schooling everybody.

27. "You say I need to protect myself with armor, yet I hit you with stick. You say your arrows are faster than me, yet I hit you with stick. You say magic is the ultimate power, yet I hit you with stick. If any of you tell me what I should be again, I will hit you with stick!"
asteroth16
07-05-07, 05:42 PM 28. I will show you the true path, even if I have to kill you to do it (also works for american governments ideals)

her are ones my half-orc chaos monk has said
29. elven ranger: stinking orc blood
half-orc monk:......
elven ranger: ive killed hundreds of your kind
half-orc monk:.....
elven ranger: i could kill you with ease(boasting horribly)
(half orc monk sunders the rangers bow, his elven thinblades and the elves belt) (elves pants fall) :you were saying?

lesson of the day, never ever insult a seven foot tall half-orc who doesnt carry weapons

30. Dread necromancer: sure i raise undead, mutilate bodies, torture people and do deprave things but come on, He just turned a guy into red Goo!!!
M1kh43l_P4r4d1s0
07-05-07, 05:48 PM 31: Boot-to-the-Head. *THWACK!*
Nexis
07-06-07, 01:10 AM 32. My class sucks! :D

33. Hungry gopher digs hole! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jackie_Chan_Adventures_character s#Hak_Fu)
NightcrawlerMonk
07-06-07, 01:55 AM "Just because I am the master of a flower. Dosen't mean I'm a pansy."

"I don't take damage from your fire ball, cause I'm naked. Stupid mage."
Lawkeeper
07-06-07, 03:56 AM 36. "What has been crafted, can be broken", says the Sundering Monk

37. "I will show you the Path of Enlightenment. The first step is to loose your head." says the elven sword-wielding monk (hommage to Tintin's Blue Lotus;) )

38. "If it hurts, inflict it." (thank you Bruce Lee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_lee#Philosophy))

39. "Become shapeless as water, weightless as air, tireless as fire and frailtyless as earth. Then, you can start learning."

40. "I am faster than the Wind Dragon. I praise the good, punish the bad, heal the ugly. My name is Ingat Leen, the Just. You can call me Just Ingat Leen."

41. "The Orchid raised by the Four Winds is stronger than the Oak" Preferably said to a druid.

42. "He who hesitates, doesn't act. He who acts, wins."

43. "Melt your plate into a plough and your axe into a shovel. There you will find your usefulness."

44. "Who am I ? Do I know who you are ? Where do I come from ? What did I just do ? Those questions are irrelevant. The one and true question is : are you resolute enough to face me ?" Best issued upon entrance in a new town and having just stopped an injustice.

45. "He who yells and boasts, wastes his ki."
Spiritbear
07-06-07, 01:07 PM Wow this post is going great never thought I would get such wonderful and such entertaining answeres. any way cookies all around.:cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: and one pumpkin cause I like pie:pumpkin:
baby_kamikaize_kobold
07-06-07, 06:58 PM 38 We must kung fu fight now (done with poor voice overs)
periscope
07-07-07, 06:49 PM 39. "Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!" Danananananana! :a tale being recounted by a bard/chaos monk.
Salla
07-07-07, 06:53 PM 40. "I will KICK YOUR ****ING ASS."
Phelix_the_Warrior
07-07-07, 06:54 PM 40. "I felt like destroying something beautiful"

(all people in fight club are monks....theyre all so disciplined and use hand to hand combat, even if it is boxing)
Prince_Caspian
07-08-07, 01:17 AM 42. "I am NEVER unarmed."

43. "You think your sword or your bow gives you power? Wrong, it is the arm or the hand that wields the weapon that gives you power. I just eliminate the middle man."

44. "If there is any way to endure or avoid a magical attack, I WILL find it." (talking about his high saves and evasion features)

45. "Magic isn't fighting. Magic is cheating. A wizard is just a coward who knows only how to cheat his way out of a fight."

46. "My body is my weapon."

47. "I train all the time so when I really need to do something, I can do it without thinking."

48. "Sparing is not a lesson in reading others. It is a lesson in reading yourself. Knowing how you will respond in a fight is better than knowing what your opponent is going to do next."

49. "Experience isn't the only teacher, it is just the one that teaches the best lessons."

50. "My fist or my foot. One of them is soon going to knock you out."
WIUGamers
07-08-07, 01:31 AM "My power comes from within" - This may not be relevant.....unless you account that a tatooed monk just killed someone with a fire breath attack and a ki blast.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Spiritbear 07-04-07, 09:40 PM	This is a list of things both funny and strange things you might here from a monk. 1. (After dislocating an opponents arms) you told me to "dissarm" him. 2. (After striking an opponent with ones fist.) So, thats the sound of one hand clapping. 3 He who hessitates momentarily meditates horizontaly. 4. Confucus say, to much. 5.Young grasshoppper you eat to much of the wrong grass. 6. After large fight. Any body seen my teeth? 7. My name is Ki lo knee 8.The door is wood and locked. "Crash!" see all is relative the door is now locked yet open. 9. redneck monk shout Hi, Yall! 10.He who aproaches sleeping tiger soon going to be kitty litter. Ok there are the first ten lets see what ya got. PS. I give cookies. Everyone starts off with one free. :cookie:
torctheorc 07-04-07, 11:16 PM	Monk to Barbarian before single combat: "Where you see conflict I see harmony. You see me strike at you in mortal combat, my fists and feet connecting with your heart and head. Stunning, savage blows that leave you reeling and then unconscious. I look upon the same scene and see us establishing a physical connection with one another that leads us to embark upon a shared spiritual pilgrimage. During our mutual sojourn we come to know the truth about ourselves and our places in the universe. That this kind spiritual journey would leave one such as you, living in a prison of anger and ignorance, stunned and incapacitated comes as no surprise to the initiates among us." THWACK!
navar100 07-05-07, 12:57 AM	16. Here we come, walkin' Down the street. We get the funniest looks from Ev'ry one we meet. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. We go wherever we want to, do what we like to do We don't have time to get restless, There's always something new. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. We're just tryin' to be friendly, Come and watch us sing and play, We're the young gneration, And we've got something to say. Any time, Or anywhere, Just look over your shoulder Guess who'll be standing there Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. We're just tryin' to be friendly, Come and watch us sing and play, We're the young gneration, And we've got something to say. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees Hey, hey, we're the Monkees Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, You never know where we'll be found. so you'd better get ready, We may be comin' to your town.
Spiritbear 07-05-07, 08:56 AM	thanks for the comments and this is a wonderful start. except now I have the monkees theme song stuck in my head. "thanks," any way cookies for you:cookie: :cookie: :cookie:
Fuzzly 07-05-07, 09:21 AM	13) Touch the stone to cross the river 14) No shape hit shadow. Have shape hit shape.
ragnarblackmane 07-05-07, 09:54 AM	15. "Use your anger to your advantage." 16. "What is but one life in the face of many?" 17. "You are your biggest obstacle in life." 18. "Life has many paths, both difficult and easy. Which will you tread?" 19. "You are not characterized by who you are, but by the deeds that you perform."
malignor 07-05-07, 12:45 PM	Quotes from a monk trainer 20. "I guess one cannot made diamonds out of mud. Instead, I should be satisfied with a brick." 21. "Why do you breathe like that? Are you trying to master the power of a mosquito?" 22. "You move like a pregnant yak. Sit down." 23. . Student: "By the gods!" . Master: "Focus! This is no time for prayer!" 24. "Pick up the pace. The seasons move faster!"
stuporhero93 07-05-07, 01:45 PM	25. The more gear you put on, the easier it is for me to evade you.
Manyfist 07-05-07, 03:05 PM	26.) "Indeed."
peteyrock 07-05-07, 03:24 PM	We had a fun time when the monk in our party was being told by everyone why they were "better." The monk ended up schooling everybody. 27. "You say I need to protect myself with armor, yet I hit you with stick. You say your arrows are faster than me, yet I hit you with stick. You say magic is the ultimate power, yet I hit you with stick. If any of you tell me what I should be again, I will hit you with stick!"
asteroth16 07-05-07, 05:42 PM	28. I will show you the true path, even if I have to kill you to do it (also works for american governments ideals) her are ones my half-orc chaos monk has said 29. elven ranger: stinking orc blood half-orc monk:...... elven ranger: ive killed hundreds of your kind half-orc monk:..... elven ranger: i could kill you with ease(boasting horribly) (half orc monk sunders the rangers bow, his elven thinblades and the elves belt) (elves pants fall) :you were saying? lesson of the day, never ever insult a seven foot tall half-orc who doesnt carry weapons 30. Dread necromancer: sure i raise undead, mutilate bodies, torture people and do deprave things but come on, He just turned a guy into red Goo!!!
M1kh43l_P4r4d1s0 07-05-07, 05:48 PM	31: Boot-to-the-Head. THWACK!
Nexis 07-06-07, 01:10 AM	32. My class sucks! :D 33. Hungry gopher digs hole! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jackie_Chan_Adventures_character s#Hak_Fu)
NightcrawlerMonk 07-06-07, 01:55 AM	"Just because I am the master of a flower. Dosen't mean I'm a pansy." "I don't take damage from your fire ball, cause I'm naked. Stupid mage."
Lawkeeper 07-06-07, 03:56 AM	36. "What has been crafted, can be broken", says the Sundering Monk 37. "I will show you the Path of Enlightenment. The first step is to loose your head." says the elven sword-wielding monk (hommage to Tintin's Blue Lotus;) ) 38. "If it hurts, inflict it." (thank you Bruce Lee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_lee#Philosophy)) 39. "Become shapeless as water, weightless as air, tireless as fire and frailtyless as earth. Then, you can start learning." 40. "I am faster than the Wind Dragon. I praise the good, punish the bad, heal the ugly. My name is Ingat Leen, the Just. You can call me Just Ingat Leen." 41. "The Orchid raised by the Four Winds is stronger than the Oak" Preferably said to a druid. 42. "He who hesitates, doesn't act. He who acts, wins." 43. "Melt your plate into a plough and your axe into a shovel. There you will find your usefulness." 44. "Who am I ? Do I know who you are ? Where do I come from ? What did I just do ? Those questions are irrelevant. The one and true question is : are you resolute enough to face me ?" Best issued upon entrance in a new town and having just stopped an injustice. 45. "He who yells and boasts, wastes his ki."
Spiritbear 07-06-07, 01:07 PM	Wow this post is going great never thought I would get such wonderful and such entertaining answeres. any way cookies all around.:cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: and one pumpkin cause I like pie:pumpkin:
baby_kamikaize_kobold 07-06-07, 06:58 PM	38 We must kung fu fight now (done with poor voice overs)
periscope 07-07-07, 06:49 PM	39. "Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!" Danananananana! :a tale being recounted by a bard/chaos monk.
Salla 07-07-07, 06:53 PM	40. "I will KICK YOUR ****ING ASS."
Phelix_the_Warrior 07-07-07, 06:54 PM	40. "I felt like destroying something beautiful" (all people in fight club are monks....theyre all so disciplined and use hand to hand combat, even if it is boxing)
Prince_Caspian 07-08-07, 01:17 AM	42. "I am NEVER unarmed." 43. "You think your sword or your bow gives you power? Wrong, it is the arm or the hand that wields the weapon that gives you power. I just eliminate the middle man." 44. "If there is any way to endure or avoid a magical attack, I WILL find it." (talking about his high saves and evasion features) 45. "Magic isn't fighting. Magic is cheating. A wizard is just a coward who knows only how to cheat his way out of a fight." 46. "My body is my weapon." 47. "I train all the time so when I really need to do something, I can do it without thinking." 48. "Sparing is not a lesson in reading others. It is a lesson in reading yourself. Knowing how you will respond in a fight is better than knowing what your opponent is going to do next." 49. "Experience isn't the only teacher, it is just the one that teaches the best lessons." 50. "My fist or my foot. One of them is soon going to knock you out."
WIUGamers 07-08-07, 01:31 AM	"My power comes from within" - This may not be relevant.....unless you account that a tatooed monk just killed someone with a fire breath attack and a ki blast.