1001 new animal companions [Archive] - Wizards Community

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orcslayer

08-06-04, 11:27 PM
1. the chicken
2. duck
3. squirrle
4. pig
Elliot22

08-06-04, 11:38 PM
My friend is working on a squirrel for me, then I'm going to convince him to make a chicken.

though I would like to see a...
giraffe
possibaly a pheldigriff (Magic refrence that i spelt wrong)
Or a Larger frog or toad like creature without adding a template to it...
Drizzt Clone

08-06-04, 11:51 PM
You could probably take a dire toad (Monster Manual 2) at Level-4. Or, you could create (or have your DM create) another frog thing.
GnomFoo

08-07-04, 12:12 AM
people skipped some numbers... i count 8 so far...


9. turtle
10. earth worm
11. pidgeon
12. hedgehog
eethkoth

08-07-04, 01:53 PM
13 spider
14 goldfish (carry him around in a little bowl)
15 butterfly
16 whitetail deer
17 chipmunk
18 cow
Qube

08-07-04, 04:02 PM
19 some of my fellow players
yust kidding

19 winter wolf
Wisp

08-07-04, 05:31 PM
20) Wombat
21) Tuna
22) Racoon
23) Sea cucumber
24) Cuttlefish
25) Skunk
26) Armidillo
27) Sparrow
28) Rabbit
29) Aardvark
30) Tapier
31) Tick
32) Mosquito
33) Pigeon
34) Crab

Some of these might not exactly be smart enough to be classified as animals. Of course, if vermin are okay, then:

35) Amoeba
36) Slug
Sssargoth

08-07-04, 05:47 PM
37) Tapeworm
38) Ringworm

someone had to add intestinal parasites eventually, so why not early on to get them over with.:D

39) Wyrmling Prismatic Dragon
40) Cthulhu
GnomFoo

08-07-04, 09:25 PM
41. Lobster
42. Hermit Crab
43. Iguana
44. sloth
45. gnomes... err... red panda
Leibel

08-07-04, 11:07 PM
Not quite an animal but try this for a familiar

Keebler Elf - no bonus he/she just bakes you cookies so you never starve.
Wisp

08-07-04, 11:44 PM
This could get messy. If we're really going to get even 101, we're going to have to tweak some rules. We'll need to use vermin, beasts, etc.

46) Penguins
47) Seals
48) Flying sqirrel
49) Hummingbird
50) Fruit fly
Sae Cael Oanar

08-07-04, 11:49 PM
47) Lemur
48) Pet rock (yes it can attack your opponent, it just needs some help with such)
49) Chinchilla (probably has evil alignment, cuz everyone ive gone near to has damn near bitten my fingers off, but god they are so soft its almost worth it)
50) Liger
51) Puma/Walrus (oh wait can the companions be merely mythological)
Black Jack Davey

08-08-04, 05:10 AM
56. Spider Monkey
57. Gorilla
58. Talking MMs
Qube

08-08-04, 08:01 AM
59. bag of devouring
(or perhaps as familiar :) )
Moonstonedragon

08-08-04, 12:08 PM
60. Halfling midget they should be small enough
61. Racoon (dont think im spelling that right lol)
62. Fruitbat
63. Assassins bane (its a creature in some book or other)
64. a pokemon
65. Ninja turtle
66. A stuffed animal you believe is real
Crave

08-08-04, 01:12 PM
67. Skippy the goth kangaroo
Wisp

08-09-04, 12:28 PM
Rock? Halfling?? Stuffed animal??? Talking mms???? Oh dear.

78) Termite
79) Porcupine
80) Hedgehog
81) Duck billed platypus
82) Jellyfish
83) Sting ray
84) Manta ray
85) Baracuda
86) Opossum
87) Moose
88) Fox
Pentar

08-09-04, 12:36 PM
I can't believe no one has put this in yet....

89) FERRET

And others...

90) Grasshopper
91) Flea
92) A VHS cassette home-taped with 8 episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation
Illithid Tentacles

08-11-04, 12:53 AM
93) Capybara
94) Wombat
95) Koala
96) Grue
97) Chupacabra
98) Chinchilla
Czahkiswashi

08-11-04, 01:04 AM
99) sheep
100) Conan O'Brien's hair
acvar

08-11-04, 01:34 AM
Please do not tell us what exactly you do with your sheep "animal companions".
wolfbrother

08-11-04, 03:55 AM
i first looked at this thread and thought little of it. i dont really find listing animals that funny... but then Czahkiswashi said
"Conan O'Brien's hair" now thats funny. :D

now i have to add some and get in on the fun

100) crabs (not from the sea)
101) ************ bear (can i say that?.. well its another Conan reference)
102) walker texas ranger (what a beast!)
103) lemmywinks (if you can get him out of there)
104) The Gimp
105) triumph the insult comic dog

is it obvious that im watching Conan as i type this?
Komodo

08-11-04, 12:07 PM
106) pigeonrat
107) prismasaurus
RogerWilco

08-11-04, 12:24 PM
Maybe someone already names these, but I'm just trying to get to 1001...

106) Guinea Pig
107) Hamster
108) White (Lab) Rat
109) Parrot
110) Moose
111) Elk
112) Canarie
113) Blackbird
114) Mocking bird
115) Zebra
116) Gazelle
117) Salamander
118) Sloth
119) Quetsoquatl
120) Peacock
121) Goat
122) Lama
123) Mouse
124) Red robin
125) Ostrice
126) Several races of dogs not yet meantioned
127) The same for cats, etc.
128) King fisher
129) Eel
130) Reebok
131) Sabre tooth tiger (hey the tyranossoaurus is listed)
132) Mammoth
133) Giant Sloth
134) Dodo (the very last one...)
135) Crow
136) Tasmanian Devil
137) Tasmanian Tiger

Hmm, turns out, it's more like a question how much english animal names I know. A could add more in Dutch.
bleek

08-11-04, 01:19 PM
138) Chimpanzee

Then, once you're high enough level, throw down an awaken, and you have a furry, humanoid friend, who will of course immediatley study arcane magic, providing the perfect cohort, even if he is no longer your companion.
Qube

08-13-04, 03:02 AM
Originally posted by Czahkiswashi
100) Conan O'Brien's hair

:rofl:
Sae Cael Oanar

08-13-04, 12:55 PM
139) Fantastapotomous
140) Jabberwock
141) Wookie
142) Year old donut
143) Cockroach
144) Banana slug
145) Chupa-thingy
roll8dn

08-13-04, 01:29 PM
146.)Cheesybread left in Jason's car for 2 weeks
147.)Mickey Mouse (hey, if he can be President, he can be a companion!)
148.)Sasquatch
149.)Ein
Nethicus

08-13-04, 02:00 PM
150. The Cheat
Wisp

08-16-04, 09:52 PM
Let's see... not counting non-animals and repeats, I count 122

Sigh...

Oh well, we're going to need a few crazy things, so 150 it is.
UndeadPenguin

08-16-04, 10:25 PM
151- Da cutest little shark in da whole world!
Sae Cael Oanar

08-17-04, 04:43 PM
150. The Cheat
im not sure, can you take something that has two levels in rogue, and three levels in awesome?
BlaineTog

08-17-04, 11:32 PM
152. Underpants Gnomes.
153. That smell after it rains.
153. Lava Lamp.
154. A Turkish fish market.
155. Hackey sack
156. Tea bag.
157. Jay Leno's Chin.
158. A bottle of Pepto Bismal.
159. Faceless Teen Pop Idol # 3,427
160. Bill Gates.
Sssargoth

08-18-04, 03:26 AM
161. A living Prestidigitation. (It flavors your enemies as it eats thm.)
Lord Nat

08-18-04, 03:56 AM
162: Your own leg!

163: Your Arm!

164: YOUR HEAD! (Now that is what I call a mind link!)
BlaineTog

08-18-04, 04:17 AM
Originally posted by Sssargoth
161. A living Prestidigitation. (It flavors your enemies as it eats thm.) :drool:
Masamune

08-18-04, 07:13 AM
165. Killer Bunny Rabbits (Monty Python Refernece)
166. Ewok
167. A mimic disguised as a teddy bear
RogerWilco

08-19-04, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by Masamune
167. A mimic disguised as a teddy bear

:rofl:

168: Yeti!
169: Yak
170: Banta
171: Jar-Jar Binks
172: Alien
173: Gremlin
174: Freggle
175: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
176: Towel
177: Digital Watch
178: Jabba the Hut
179: Arakis sandworm
180: My Little Pony
181: Gummy-bear
182: Battlecat
183: A Muppet from the Muppet show.
184: Personal rain cloud
185: R2 unit
186: protocol droid
187: Marvin
188: Woodpecker
189: Talking sparrow
190: Gelatinous cube
191: Gazebo


Hmmm, still not 1001, let's hear some more people!
Hero of Sshamath

08-19-04, 05:16 PM
192. A Gummybear...it's been in my pocket all day....They're nice and warm and soft...o0( Name that MOVIE!!)
193. Rocky the flying squirrel
194. Bullwinkle
195. Garfield the Cat
196. A talking Great Dane....(a'la Scooby Doo)
197. A Snork
198. A Monchichi..o0( Monchichi's mean HAPPINESS!)
199. A Louse
200. Mango - a'la SNL
201. A Doozer - a'la Fraggle Rock
202. Emanuel Lewis or Gary Colemen take your pick!!!


:smirk: :smirk: :smirk:

I know it's silly but hey...I'm a reformed tube addict, but now I'm a "mouse-potato" :D
Wildonion

08-19-04, 09:37 PM
Give me Minsc's Minature Giant Space Hamster: Boo
Masamune

08-20-04, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by Hero of Sshamath
192. A Gummybear...it's been in my pocket all day....They're nice and warm and soft...o0( Name that MOVIE!!)

I know!!! I know!!! Ferris Bueler's Day Off. One of the best movies of all time.


203. David Letterman . . . kills anything in a 5 mile radius with his bad jokes
204. A chicken, not just any chicken, Kentucky Fried Chicken
205. Ninja Monkeys
206. A Battlebot
207. Fat Bastard (Austin Powers)
208. Sharks with laser beams attached to their heads (Austin Powers again)
209. A Klingon
210. Simon Cowel . . . Special Ability: Provoke at will and Rage at will
211. William Hung . . . kills anything in a 500 mile radius with his BAD singing
Angel Black

08-20-04, 06:54 PM
212 The Beastie Boys

213 Xmen Beast

214 Teen Titan Beast Boy

215 Beast of Disney's Beauty and the Beast
Axelos

08-20-04, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by RogerWilco

122) Lama


You mean llama, not lama. I think.

The one-L "lama", he's a priest
The two-L "llama", he's a beast
And I would bet a silk pajama
There isn't any three-L "lllama"
Sasuke666

08-20-04, 09:47 PM
okay I know the worst familiar

216. Your mother. Every creature that can talk Common will be talked to death
Reflux

08-21-04, 12:39 AM
217. Flying hampsters that rain doom upon thine enemies in the form of cocounuts.
218. DIRE squriellel.
219. My Imigniary friend _____ (fill in with yours)
220. A reflection
221. A drawing of a line.
222. A reflection of a reflection.
223. Monkey children of DOOM.
224. The Flying Monkies.
225. The Munchkins.
226. The Scarecrow.
227. The Lion.
228. Hoobes.
229. Animated candelstick.
230. Animated clock.
231. A gallon of water.
232. An Animated Mirror.
233. An English teacher. worse than your mom bedcause it can also kill those that cant speak common by teaching it to them.
234. A Blonde... they all know insanity and babble; the living equilviant of an Allip.
235. A cockitrace.
236. A stoned squirellel.
237. The other type of stoned squirellel.
238. A starfish.
239. A donkey.
240. The Donkey.
241. Donkey's and the dragon's baby.

Make sure to tell me never to do this again.
Sae Cael Oanar

08-21-04, 01:13 AM
228. Hoobes.

i assume you mean hobbes so for that matter

242. calvin
243. catbert
244. dogbert
245. binky
Angel Black

08-23-04, 12:13 PM
246- A Brick
little heavy but does no poop around and is really quiet

247- Laetitia Casta poster

idem and gives +2 Cha bonus,plus is no heavy at all

248- A Big Mac

In fact I must have more than 20 right now.. in my belly.

249- A piece of paper

Really fun if you have that Origami/Paperfolding skill.

250- Fart Gas

After eating lots of Macs, they can evolve as an Elemental of Air.Really helpful pet indeed!