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Troy812

07-22-05, 12:16 AM
Where is the best place to by bread? :confused:
Arklich

07-22-05, 12:17 AM
Not the liquor store, thats for sure!
Archangel_James

07-22-05, 12:26 AM
bakery? or someone's private house. homemade bread is the best.
CzarGarrett

07-22-05, 08:23 AM
Try a bordello.
Starman IX

07-22-05, 08:26 AM
Try a bordello.Nah, they only have cake.

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Manyfist

07-22-05, 08:46 AM
The best place to buy bread is at the Girl next door's house, when she's alone... and bored.. then you go and ask for Bread! She'll give you bread alright! :P
Starman IX

07-22-05, 10:48 AM
Her bread may be moldy though.
Lyinginbedmon

07-22-05, 11:56 AM
Or really moist and sludgy if it's been left out too long...

Actually, why are we talking about bread in the Class and Prestige Classes section? :confused:
CzarGarrett

07-22-05, 12:22 PM
Actually, why are we talking about bread in the Class and Prestige Classes section? :confused:



Haven't you learnt not to ask such questions?
MJ the Prophet

07-22-05, 12:32 PM
Oops, wrong post!
monkeywrench

07-22-05, 01:08 PM
The answer is simple, the best place to buy bread is the same as the best place to buy ANYTHING.

Wal-Mart
Lord Schpungus

07-22-05, 01:43 PM
Wal-Mart owns America. Fight back! Shop at S-Mart instead.
red-gregor

07-22-05, 01:50 PM
i dont know


maybe your local grocrey store
Koga:The ninja trick

07-22-05, 05:37 PM
The answer is simple, the best place to buy bread is the same as the best place to buy ANYTHING.

Wal-Mart
Sense this topic makes absolutely no sense, The Koga will tell you the dream he had about wal-mart..

*The Koga makes his movie with Amanda about how he could LIVE at Wal-Mart for an entire week because they have EVERYTHING. It was suppose to be like a conservative version of Supersize Me.*
Creepy old lady: You know, if you wanted you two COULD just "work" at The Wal-Mart..
Amanda: THE Wal-Mart? -_o *Creepy old lady explains the philsophy behind "The Wal-Mart"*
Amanda: THAT COULD NEVER WORK!
Koga: Sure it could.. In a succesful communism..
Creepy old lady: :mad:
Koga: Err, The Koga means.. "a social equality"..
Creepy old lady: :)
*Later, Koga climbs the ladder and becomes assistant supervisor. Amanda is only not fired because Koga begs for them to keep her on the team*
Creepy old lady: I made you my apprentice for a reason Koga, there can only be two.. I'm not going to live forever.. you need to find an apprentice..
Koga: Couldn't Amanda..
Creepy old lady: No, her will is weak.. she could be too easily swayed.. besides, The Wal-Mart has differant plans for her..
Koga: Differant?
Old creepy lady: Just find an apprentice will you? I know you can make me proud.. *Koga makes friends with this little boy across the street, and yes, Koga and Amanda live at Wal-Mart.*
Little boy's grandmother: I DON'T WANT YOU HANGING AROUND THOSE WAL-MART PEOPLE! THEY'RE BAD NEWS! :mad: *Sooner then later, the little boy's grandmother has "an unfourtanate accident", a body cannot be found, and Koga takes the little boy in as his own and teaches him "The Ways of The Wal-Mart"..*
Creepy old lady: You've come a long way Koga, me and The Wal-Mart are very very proud of you.. and Amanada has something to tell you..
Koga: What?
Creepy old lady: Go to her and find out.. *Koga runs to the back of the store and she's just sitting there holding her stomache*
Amanda: I'm pregnant Koga.. :)
Koga: PREGNANT?! HOW COULD YOU BE PREGNANT! We never did anything! Trust The Koga, he'd know!
Amanda: No silly! It's The Wal-Mart's baby..
Koga: The.. Wal-Mart's baby? *The Creepy old lady explains the technichal to Koga and long story short, Wal-Mart baby=The anti-Christ*
Koga: THE KOGA IS GOING TO BE FATHER TO THE WAL-MART BABY!

And then he woke up..