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Orguth the Brawler 01-26-04, 12:12 PM	In keeping with the fine traditions of movies, novels, television, and anyone with a smattering of style in their life, role-playing offers a wealth of opportunities for clever or intimidating one-liners to throw around in the fray. So read those posted and post your own, than frighten your enemies and entertain your friends with them during your next session! Note: Try to keep them following a simple format that I will provide examples of. And for God's sake, take the time to make sure you properly punctuate and spell everything correctly. We can't say it if we can't read it. Core class based quotes are the ideal. Anything more specific is unlikely to be useful, but if you think it too cool to pass up, go for it anyway! Try to keep it to one or two lines - monologues are tough to get out during melee. Diviner: "I know what you are thinking, and believe me, it isn't going to help you." "I know something you don't know..." Necromancer: "You aren't the only one who can sell your soul." "You can either submit to me and die once, or irritate me and die repeatedly." "Most heroes offer a choice to either submit or die. I offer a choice to die, or spend an eternity in undead servitude." "Your death is only the beginning." Illusionist: "It doesn't have to be real to kill you." "You see nothing, fool. Only what I wish you to see." Transmuter: "Others put their faith in nature, the gods, or evil forces for power. What need have I of such when reality itself is my plaything?" "Change is inevitable." Enchanter: "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you." "Are you sure that's the way you feel?" Paladin: "Righteousness is my armor, honor my shield, and valor my sword. What need have I to fear those too weak to uphold the right?" Barbarian to Wizard: "I doubt your books will save you from my axe." Barbarian to Cleric: "Call on your god all you want, priest. He isn't here right now. I am, on the other hand." "I'd pray too, if I were you. The afterlife has just become an immediate concern of yours." There's my contributions. I have more, but I think this'll get the ball rolling. Enjoy!
Endarire 01-28-04, 10:06 PM	Wizard: "World power made easy." Sorcerer: "More magic courses through my thumb than your entire body!" Druid: "Nature may be impartial, but I, her servant, hate you." -EE
Aramek 01-28-04, 10:24 PM	Blue Mage: "Are you sure you can handle me? You look a little...blue." :smirk: Others as I think of them.
Bone-Prince 01-28-04, 10:53 PM	Necromancer: "I see dead people" "Hi,*Moaning*,bye" "Got milk?"
Endarire 01-28-04, 11:10 PM	Why "Got Milk?" for Necromancers? -EE
Henry Hankovich 01-29-04, 12:04 AM	When I was playing Diablo II, I was fond of "Necromancers: we bring bad things back to life." :D Rogue: "I'm not a 'thief'--I'm a [insert euphemism of your choice here*]" * i.e., "urban explorer," or "archeologist," or "people person," or "singlehanded Lost & Found," or whatever you can come up with. :D
Col Klink 01-29-04, 04:12 AM	The Telekenic Guy -"You will move when I want you to" Wizard to Barbarian -"You may have an indominable will, though that wont save you from this..[casts meteor swarm]" Rogue to Illiterate Barbarian -"It says that whoever touched this first will die, if they dont give all thier possessions to me" Illiterate Barbarian Pirate to Wizard studying his spellbook -"HEY, you didn't tell me you found all these treasure maps"
Donnavin Snowolf 01-29-04, 11:51 AM	Barbarian: "Me, am, lay, Smackdown!" "Duck, duck, duck, axe!" "I'm not really an idiot, you see I followed your tracks through the snow, surviving on leaves and berries throughout the 3 day trek. I did not need to read any signposts, because you left your signature cloak threads on four different trees, and your left boot should be looked at for that loose sole. Anyway as you can imagine I am irritated and my stomach is grumbling, you probaly understand then that the term 'Illiterate Monkey with an axe' has just shortened your lifespan." Sorcerer: [Verbal component for burning hands] "This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home, This little piggy got roasted, This little piggy had none, Guess which one you are."
Orguth the Brawler 01-29-04, 12:29 PM	Lich: "I'll be back." Diviner: "How can you hope to win when I know your every action beforehand?" "I can see deep into your soul...my, it is a wretched little thing, isn't it?" Rogue (Variant of above): "I am not a thief; I am a practitioner of creative personal acquisition." Barbarian (when asked what is best in life): "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lementation of the women." - Conan Very good thus far, gents. Keep them coming!
Fiendish1 01-29-04, 12:40 PM	Assassin: "It's not murder, its preemptive self-defense" Rouge: :I'm not hiding! I'm 'Flanking'!" :angel:
Ssussunriyh 01-29-04, 12:49 PM	Deepwoods Sniper: "Don't bother to run; you'll only die tired." Monk with the Snatch Arrows and Throw Anything feats: "Is this yours? Let me return it to you."
grazzt_the_dark 01-29-04, 02:03 PM	Barbarian (when asked what is best in life): "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lementation of the women." - Conan I thought that was a quote of Genghis Khan's. Oh well maybe Robert E. Howard like it too. Wizard who enjoys using sleep spells: "You look tired. Why don't you rest for a spell?" Barbarian: Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. (followed by cheesy music) :angel: Cleric of Nerull: The reaper has come. He beckons. Don't fight...oblivion. Insane cultist: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! YOU WILL SOON LEARN TRUE POWER!!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!! Dwarven Fighter: By Moradin's beard, ya'd think the pansy hyoomans would put some ale in the water. Whaddaya mean this is ale? Tests like warm orc-:censored::censored::censored::censored: .
Szatany 01-29-04, 02:12 PM	Wizard (casting magic missile): "Dodge this!" Blackguard: "Its good to be evil"
Arakano 01-29-04, 04:49 PM	Cleric: "I´m getting tired of answering questions about an afterlife. Now I´m going to do some demonstration..." Fighter to wizard: "I don´t care how many spells you got in your head. I just cut it off." Cleric (casting "slay living"): "Are you a god?" "No..." "Then DIE!" :D
Black Kitten 01-29-04, 05:16 PM	Orc Monk: "Must... hit... with... great...patience..."
Szatany 01-29-04, 05:40 PM	any 20th-level adventurer: "Ahhh, i remember my first death :)"
Gellion 01-29-04, 05:40 PM	Paladin: " Sample my goods" Paladin: "Taste my refreshment"
Eldren 01-29-04, 06:04 PM	Paladin about to lay into a pit fiend: "I think it's time to give the devil his due..."
Snog_Boggen 01-29-04, 06:55 PM	My sorc said this recently: "I"M NOT A BLEEDING WIZARD -- I"VE HAD SEX!!!!WITH A GIRL!!!!!!!" Barbarian: "RAARRRRRRRRR!" Rogue: "I have what it takes to take what you have" Hexblade: "PSYCHE!!!!PSYCHEPSYCHEPSYCHE!!!!!" Bard: "HELLO WATERDEEP!!!! ARE YOU READY TO FOLK?" Ettin: "Oi gots dibs on 'is arms" "Den Oi gots 'is leggsies" Barbarian: "Let's make litter out of these litteratti" Monk: "I have not drank, used drugs, or :censored::censored::censored::censored: :censored:d in the last 25 years...you think barbarians have rage..."
mercurywyrm 01-29-04, 10:12 PM	Cleric of good diety with improved turning feat: "OH, so I guess your afraid of me Mr. Almighty and 'imortal' Lich! Druid to a sorcerer posted above: "Yes well I have done it with several Nymphs and looked at them without dying too, which makes you comparatively a wizard if I were an adverage married commoner!" *sticks out toung* Dwarven Wizard planning to turn Lich: "Well, I allready lost my life, so why not finish the job and become immortal?" Fighter: "Ni!" Ranger: "I have studied your race and many others intensivly, I KNOW how to make you never have children!" Bard: "Ladies, Gentlemen, Outsiders, I am proud to be your ludicrously expensive entertainment tonight!" Sorcerer: "If you don't want me to cast that five more times I would give up if I were you." Monk: "I can balance on a proped up 10' pole that is not secured and I can jump 40 feat easier than you can walk 40ft. and I can can hear your individual nose hairs quiver, I don't think a spiked pit trap will stop me!" Adventurer: "Hello Pelor, what has it been? Three days since the last time I died? Oh well, I am leaving in a few minutes for the world of the living again maybe I can celebrate in the joys of the afterlife once I have gotten bored of the joys I get from looting dungeons?"
The Voice of Sauron 01-29-04, 11:50 PM	How about these: "Watch this," (using Fireball for the first time in front of the party) "I can grunt like an ape and shout incoherently as well; do you think it frightens me?" (over the still-smoldering remains of an orc chieftan) "You gather your army, I'll gather my spells, and we shall see who wins!" (this last culminated in the use of one Control Weather spell to rout the army in its camp) "Power merely exists, paladin. Your sword is neither good nor evil in itself; neither are my spells,"
Nived 01-30-04, 01:37 AM	Druid, "I'm glad you're here, my friend here," points to preditory Animal Companion, "Is hungry. Now, would you rather be flash fried or BBQed?" asked before Druid casts either Call Lightning or Flamestrike. A really mad LN Druid, "There is the Law of the Wild... and I'm judge, jury, and EXECUTIONOR!" Cleric with Death Domain and Magic Domain to a Necromancer, "Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything better than you." Fighter, "Go ahead and chant your spell, you wont have the opportunity to chant another."
The Fireballed Mage 01-30-04, 03:31 AM	Paladin turned Blackguard: "When I was good, I was good. Now that I'm bad I'm so much better." Barbarian: "I might not know how to write, but let's see if you do after I tear your arms off." Bard: "Better make sure this attack kills me. Otherwise I think your name will fit nicely into the epic of the 'Yellow-Bellied Coward.'" Cleric: "Pray to your god. I know mine's listening." Druid: "Your body will make excellent fertillizer." Fighter: (After using a combat feat) "It's all about how you use it." Monk: "I gave up all wordly vices to be the enhanced creature I am today. All vices... except violence." Ranger: "I know where you live." Rogue: "I don't need a big sword. I know from experience this dagger can reach a person's heart." Sorcerer: "My blood is the firey red blood of dragons. Let's spill yours and see what colour it is." Wizard: (Holding up a wand of Fireballs.) "This is my boomstick." ShadowDancer: "Now you see me." (Target blinks.) "Now you don't." Horizon Walker: "Where I go, you cannot follow." Assassin:: "Your death will be ugly. But it will pay the bills." or "Killing you... Isn't it nice when work and pleasure come together?" Archmage: "Bet you've never seen a spell do this before." Eldritch Knight: "Kill you with a spell... kill you with a sword... I'm flexible."
pjackson 01-30-04, 06:27 AM	From a campaign I ran: "If you do not serve me well alive, you will serve me better dead." - Arch-Necromancer Rodnin
Arakano 01-30-04, 08:25 AM	Paladin (drawing his sword): "You know, I think this is worth the atonement quest for me..." :smirk: Half-Fiend Summoner: "I´d like you to meet my parents... well, one of them..."
Lara Flynn 01-30-04, 10:26 AM	Spellfire channeler to Wizard: "Yeah, come on! Just gimme the worst you can. I'm in a desperate need for some 30d6 to incinerate you."
CaoSlayer 01-30-04, 12:03 PM	Bard: Im nimble and Im quick and your die is my next trick
Orguth the Brawler 01-30-04, 04:52 PM	Necromancer: "Let's play 'follow the bouncing soul'!" - Necromancer casting Magic Jar Necromancer dangling a black sapphire from a chain: "I guarantee you, your dying will not allow you to escape me." "Welcome home, my dear."
danielinthewolvesden 01-30-04, 05:12 PM	Druid/naturecleric/favouredsoul of a nature god= "it's not nice to fool with Mother Nature!" Cleric/bard or Cleric of any bardic type god- "A grazing mace, how sweet it is..."
ShadowShinobi 01-30-04, 06:03 PM	Rouge-Never a borrower nor a lender be-Be a thief!
Nived 02-09-04, 08:45 PM	Cleric, "I'm going to kill you, raise you, then kill you again!" Ranger encountering a favored enemy, "____ I HATE ____" example, "Giants, I HATE Giants!" Barbarian, "Lets see how well you cast those spells after I tear out your tongue rip off your hands and make a necklace with em!"
RLWilde 02-10-04, 12:47 AM	Some I've used... Bard: "Not in the face!" and "He who fights and runs away, lives to run another day" (the latter usually while entering melee) Rogue: "No offense, but I'd rather be in [extremely Lawful city]'s deepest gaol right now." (usually when someone... PC or NPC... has led the group someplace unpleasant)