Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Behaigo 12-06-06, 08:45 AM	Hey, I'm going to be playing the villian against the other PCs in the group (my DM and I thought it could be pretty fun) and I was wondering if anyone had any dark sayings he could use. He is a NE Cleric//Wizard Things like "The dead shall bathe in your blood" and such. Thanks!
Need_A_Life 12-06-06, 10:37 AM	"If circumstances were different, I might've regretted this" "I don't ask much of you people, just your full cooperation. Now, die!"
The Brat Prince 12-06-06, 11:50 AM	Your resistance is pitiful and futile, but ultimately amusing."
Kitaki 12-06-06, 12:08 PM	"Have you met Fluffy? No, well let me introduce you. Come here Fluffy." *enter large creature something like Cerberus*
TroubleWolf 12-06-06, 01:20 PM	"Come on, darlin', scream for Daddy." "You have such beautiful skin. It will look terrific on me."
Behaigo 12-06-06, 02:18 PM	These are all good, keep 'em coming. Although, I'm looking more for Darth Vader or Legatu (sp) from Trigun evil as opposed to Freddy Kruger or "Buffalo Bill" "Your fate has been sealed in darkness." "The soul you posess will fuel my power." (via 'souls as power' in BoVD ;) )
TheChilliGod 12-06-06, 02:57 PM	"How very bold of you. I'll make a note of it for your Epitaph." "You aren't afraid of me? I see. Well, we're going to have to work on that." "When I am through with you, your very tortured soul shall scream out for blissful oblivion!" "Adventurers? I eat adventurers for breakfast." "Prepare for the sour embrace of undeath, as your bodies will serve as compensation to what you have cost me."
Doomed_Penguin 12-06-06, 07:33 PM	Your lack of fear is due to a serious misjudgement on your part. Many necromancers would torture you, kill you, torture your soul, and raise your body into undeath. I, however, am not so merciful... There is only one thing you should fear more than me, and that is what you will have become when I'm finished with you. I am the one who strikes fear into the hearts of the heartless, who damns the dead, who has blackened far purer souls, and who has already decided your grim fate.
Cherubaddon 12-06-06, 10:41 PM	Dead or alive, you're coming with me. Your blood seems delectable. See me and despair! Death is a grace you do not deserve! There you stand: Four (or whatever) men with some years of experience; "adventurers". And here am I: I have studied for centuries what you suspect in your darkest nightmares, I know secrets your weak minds would so utterly fail to understand that they would drive you insane, and I am favoured by the Gods of the Underworld, beings more powerful than anything else within the multiverse. When you look into my eyes, you glance at centuries of darkness. I am evil incarnate. Your doom approaches! Evil will triumph because Good is stupid (quoted from somewhere, can't remember from what exactly). Bow before the Dark Gods! My masters are the primeval forces of the multiverse. (I might add some more as I can think of them. Good luck!)
Tacitus_Acheros 12-06-06, 11:21 PM	"Are you deaf to the howl of the hungering void? Can you hear the songs of the damned?" "I, who have crushed whole worlds beneath my boots; I, who have snuffed the life from stars; I, who have made the gods themselves quake at my presence, am supposed to feel threatened by the likes of you!?!?!" (after the heroes are on the ground disabled or unconscious) "Pathetic..." (tosses the last one standing into the others using only one arm) "Return to me when you are a challenge." "Your arrogance is matched only by your weakness." “I promise you a fate that will make veteran soldiers weep in terror. I promise you pain that will tear your mind to shreds. I promise you agony that will snap your bones. I promise you suffering that will leave children sleepless for millennia. And know this—I will not grant you the mercy of death.” "The crime? Life! The sentence? Death!!!" (best if the BBEG's undead) "As you are...we once were...as we are...you shall be..." (ditto) "You have courage, but you are no warriors. In that regard I have centuries more experience than you." (Eternal Darkness) "First, I will kill you." (from the old True Necromancer entry, I believe) "Don't worry--we won't hurt you." (say the second half as though three or more distinct voices are speaking at the same time) "Tremble, mortal, and despair! The hour of doom has come!" (WCIII) “I shall banish you to the darkness between dimensions!” (cookie to whoever can get this one) "The dark wind howls..." (oh come on!) "If history must end, let it end. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh!" (again, you ought to know this) "Ah, more willing sacrifices..." (here come the Chaos DoW quotes) "It is though a thousand mouths cry out in pain!" "We are the Destroyer!" "Ah....the Chaos Gods speak clearly now..." "Sanity is for the weak!" "Do you hear the voices too!?!" "Enemies! We need enemies..." "After a thousand battles, one only sees death." "I will shatter your soul!" "They are but gnats before me!" "I have ascended! None may challenge me!" "I am destruction incarnate!" "Don't say another ******* word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred of you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth." (God bless Penny Arcade :D )
TheAnthroDM 12-07-06, 12:18 AM	When I am done with you Death with quake in fear!
HaikenEdge 12-07-06, 05:47 PM	"There ain't no heroes here, darlin'. Just the quick and the dead." "It's either me or him... It's me." "Hmph. Heroes." "Everybody be thinkin' they be heroes. Give a whee boy a sword and a board, and he'll rush head-long to his death."
YamiSouru 12-07-06, 08:28 PM	"Ah i see the new servants have arrived. now quick go get my coffee and let nerull help you if you ever drop my coffee. The zombies at my door are what happens when you drop my coffee." "MORE adventurers!? Gods youd think theyd learn after you've killed a few hundred of them but more just keep comming out of the woodwork!" "...normally id say something witty but im fresh out of give a ****. so just die." *after whipeing the floor with a group of adventurers* "and what part of "Im better then you are" did you not understand?" ok i realise these are more for a arrogant wizard but it could go a long way in showing exactly what a evil wizard thinks of the adventurers trying to kill him :D
cthascott 12-08-06, 12:40 AM	Tacitus_Acheros, the reference is from The Ocarina of Time when Ganondorf banishes his Phantom after you defeat it. "Just how evil am I? Well I'll answer that question with another question. Who do you think Nerull worships?
Tacitus_Acheros 12-08-06, 12:45 AM	Tacitus_Acheros, the reference is from The Ocarina of Time when Ganondorf banishes his Phantom after you defeat it. I'm not sure why people insist on writing the "_", but as promised: :cookie: Duh-duhn-duh-DUHN!!!
the_taken 12-08-06, 01:45 AM	I'm not sure why people insist on writing the "_",It's like pronouncing a name corectly. Repsect. "'Death Before Dishonor', huh? Won't you be dishonoured when I kill you?" "After I've killed you, I'm going to use Raise Dead and kill you again. And again. And again..." "No. I didn't raze the village to create an undead army. I already had one. I razed the village to cook my marshmellows. (The smoke from corpses makes the sweatest charcoal coating. Hmmmmm.)"
PiedmonSama 12-08-06, 05:15 PM	You want my advice? Don't have a catchphrase. Seriously, that right there will drop you out of serious villainry and leave you in camp. If you want to be effective as a villain, be snide. When you taunt the heroes, don't come off like a villain from a Republic serial. The key to being effectively snide, is you never offer anything. Make no declarations, or interjections. Let the heroes do that. Then, when that Paladin draws his Holy Avenger and says "surrender or die, fiend!" be sure to roll your eyes and sigh, "would you please get off the carpet before I kill you? I just had that cleaned." Be totally matter of fact about who you are and what you do. Avoid dramatics. Never raise your voice. And never, ever, even when the good guys have you cornered, show the slightest ounce of concern. That will not only frustrate your enemies to no end, your relaxation contrasts to their tension and makes YOU look in control, even if in reality they're kicking your ass. They should be thinking "OK, we just crushed all this guy's minions... we backed him into a corner.... he's almost out of spells.... WHY is he still so cocky?" So, to summarise: dramatics = bad. Snide comments and a laid-back attitude? Gold.
General_Ridley 12-08-06, 06:58 PM	Tell me, how long do you expect to survive? I'll arrange for you to have a few moments longer.
Behaigo 12-09-06, 08:25 AM	Good stuff people, thanks a bunch!
xTimx 12-11-06, 01:01 AM	"your remains shall decorate my home" (kudos to who ever gets that one)
grok_grok 12-11-06, 08:32 PM	"Im going to skull **** your ******* eye out!" - Disturbing but effective "Death never comes to those who want it most, they don't deserve it."
AJ_Impy 12-12-06, 05:31 AM	"Finally. I'd expected you to get through the fodder considerably faster and with less effort, but it has at least been entertaining. Well, go on. You're here to 'end my menace', so hop to it. I haven't got all day, you know." "How are you, gentlemen? My forces have already overwhelmed your strongholds and rendered them into my possession. Your destruction is assured and inevitable. You will not survive, and your time is running out. *chuckle*"
Doomed_Penguin 12-12-06, 06:13 PM	"How are you, gentlemen? My forces have already overwhelmed your strongholds and rendered them into my possession. Your destruction is assured and inevitable. You will not survive, and your time is running out. *chuckle*" "How are you gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time." I find it much more interesting in the original translation, lol.
AJ_Impy 12-13-06, 09:22 AM	"How are you gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time." I find it much more interesting in the original translation, lol. You forgot 'You are on the way to destruction' and 'Ha ha ha ha', but yes, spot on. Perfect speech for a lawful evil antagonist two steps ahead of the heroes. Oh, and xTimx? It's a voice set from NWN.
DrQuiz 12-13-06, 11:49 PM	Have you ever been to a place where hope was gone? Where all that's left is patience? Dr. Jonas: Conspiracy Theory You die, the girl dies, everybody dies. Heavy Metal : Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me? Mouth of Sauron Movie Ahhh, the halfling was dear to thee, I see. Know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his host. Who knew that one so small could endure so much pain? Mouth of Sauorn Movie
WizO_Autumn 12-14-06, 01:13 AM	"I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the..." Oh, wait, that one's been done. (Sorry- I've been watching too much DW Duck lately ;) )
Tjuk 01-12-07, 07:44 AM	Normally i would respond to such a pittyfull treath with the mere line :"Can't we just sit around and talk about it?" but today, i have a lust for death, and i think my meal has just arrived! Tremble mere mortals, since the sight that you will vieuw, would make hell look like a rosegarden.
Fat Man 01-12-07, 06:15 PM	"They say all men are humbled by the gaze of Death. I stared old boney in his souless eyes and he cried out in abject terror" only use tis if he/she is undead "All fear the Reaper" "Toture you? Toture would be Paradise compared to what I'm going to do to you" Say this one if one of the PCs is aware yet helpless and the rest are KOed: "Tell you what I'll make a deal with you: chose which one of your freinds lives and ill let the two of you go free {pause} abought two seconds after I make you watch as I toture the others unto death and beyond" If there is a Pretty Girl char and pally among the PCs Grapple the PG at a point when she is helpless and say to the pally "One more step clanky and I rip the limbs off the bra... Then I'll really hurt her" "Now is roughly the time the last lot ****** themselfs and ran home to Mummy, you however wont get that option,(dependent on psycho level) however the die painfully while screeming for mercy option is still open" "It's about time your thread left the pattern of life" "You mortals always go on as if I give a damn" "Still breathing? (kill a char) No? Good who's next"
BlackZed 01-13-07, 01:46 AM	You want my advice? Don't have a catchphrase. Seriously, that right there will drop you out of serious villainry and leave you in camp. If you want to be effective as a villain, be snide. When you taunt the heroes, don't come off like a villain from a Republic serial. The key to being effectively snide, is you never offer anything. Make no declarations, or interjections. Let the heroes do that. Then, when that Paladin draws his Holy Avenger and says "surrender or die, fiend!" be sure to roll your eyes and sigh, "would you please get off the carpet before I kill you? I just had that cleaned." Be totally matter of fact about who you are and what you do. Avoid dramatics. Never raise your voice. And never, ever, even when the good guys have you cornered, show the slightest ounce of concern. That will not only frustrate your enemies to no end, your relaxation contrasts to their tension and makes YOU look in control, even if in reality they're kicking your ass. They should be thinking "OK, we just crushed all this guy's minions... we backed him into a corner.... he's almost out of spells.... WHY is he still so cocky?" So, to summarise: dramatics = bad. Snide comments and a laid-back attitude? Gold. Agreed. While Vader and his ilk are frightening on the screen, in the dungeon it's a little different. If you really want to scare them, to frighten them, and to intimidate them, you don't even have to say a thing. Let the setting do the talking for you. Here's an idea for you on that. As you enter the hallway, the doors creak closed slowly, the dust falling from their hinges. Age lays heavily on the doors, but inside is surgically clean. Your heels make an odd clink beneath your feet, and the floor challenges your footing. As your eyes look down, you see that the floor is glass, reflecting the light and disfigured with odd pools of blood. The light shifts, and hundreds of eyes swivel beneath, inches below your feet. They have no bodies, these eyes. They are packed one against each other in a mosaic of watchfulness.
Herobane 01-13-07, 02:00 AM	"After I'm through with you, Death himself will feel nauseaous looking at you." -Herobane, human expal6,blkgrd1
Adolph_Kheebler 01-13-07, 05:43 PM	I don't know about this. I always personally liked saying exactly the opposite of what is expected. My favourite was the demilich skull who rose through the floor in a cloud of swirling vapour and crackling eldritch energy to open his mouth and say, "Oh, hi Bob".
Byael 01-14-07, 08:03 AM	Something like "Stand back! I've got a knife!" always works well. But seriously, my DM has a habit of making every villain as smarmy a smartass as possible, so when one of the players says something stupid back he'll jump on it, making the player look like a complete idiot. It actually works really well, most of the time either belittling us or enraging us.
Adrez Nesnsid 03-04-07, 01:55 PM	How about: "The innocent shall suffer" or "I will devour your soul"
The_Great_Skenardo 03-04-07, 02:54 PM	Depending on the tone of your villain: Slavering madman: These lines should be frantic and mixed with inappropriate laughter. "I'm the wolf! The wolf that eats the sun and freezes the Earth! Arrooooo!" "Ah-hahahaha! Spooons! Ah-hahahaha!" "I've heard her whispering! She craves your blood!" "The dead are coming...Boo!" The Enraged: Hostile and full of fury "I'll rip off your head and spit bile down your throat!" "I'll tear off your arms and beat you to death with them!" "Your head on a pike, you festering sacks of pus!" The Cool Gloater: smirking and condescending "What, are we fighting now?" "Good gods, man! Who taught you how to swing a sword; your daughter?" *Heavy sigh* "No, you know what? Just go away; you disappoint me." *waves a hand dismissively* "Just go. I'll kill you when you aren't so damn pathetic."
Lord_Iames 03-05-07, 01:31 AM	(Only works for a sadist, and preferably a telepathic one) "A quick death? Oh, no; your fear and pain are far too... exquisite."
FRRC 03-05-07, 02:33 AM	"Vae Vitcus!" - Kain
Midnight_v 03-05-07, 03:13 PM	"You wish to slay me? *sigh* You will live and die in the time it takes me to roll over in my sleep. Get out..." Half-sleep great red dragon... The problem with you is that you have delusions of adequacy. Oh... to be defeated by such morons? Why! (falls down dead)
OneWinged4ngel 03-05-07, 05:18 PM	A noble as he stand over defeated heroes of lower social class: "I shall tell you the difference between you and I. It's class. ...An animal just sees the reflection of the moons on the surface of the water. No matter how hard it tries to reach it, it will just sink to the bottom as it reaches for the heavens. There is no way for your fangs to reach me... ever." An enchanter: "Look upon yourself and burn! Tear out your own throat!"
Adrez Nesnsid 03-05-07, 06:55 PM	"KILL, MAIM, DESTROY!" "Death to everyone" "Hatred makes me feel all warm inside"
kaoswarrior 03-07-07, 09:48 AM	"I am the horror of your nightmares, I am the sickness in the back of your throat - I am the act you dare not commit - I am EVIL" "Look upon me and know - something: y'know its hard to come up with these evil rants all the time: can we just do this and I will come up with one when you are all dead" "You are fools if you think you can take me... just an observation" "I killed your father?... you will have to be more specific, I have killed a LOT of fathers... and mothers... and children..." "Nothing can stand in my path to ultimate power... well, at least not for long" "Tell me, why do you follow the path of light... join me and I promise your death will be relatively painless"
Dreamstryder 03-08-07, 04:13 AM	"Today's weather will be with a touch of red." (Astaroth: "It will rain blood today.") "Why must you drag me down?" or to tug upon doubt: "Why must we fight?" "Persistant. Like the smell of an old cesspit." "The codes [or standards] we hold dear here clash once more." "Might doesn't make right, gentlemen." [pulls out obscenely large weapon]
Adrez Nesnsid 08-11-07, 11:34 AM	:bump:
Malavus 08-11-07, 03:48 PM	"Step forth then, and drink from the chalice of your damnation..."
Rowan_Whispercloak 08-11-07, 08:28 PM	"All dead move to the hollow rhythm of necromancy" Take a look at the web-comic looking for group. Richard is a great.
Terjon of the Blue Rose 08-11-07, 11:50 PM	"I detect the scent of death upon you. Whether it be yours or mine I am victorious." "There is a power which fuels and drive me to do these things... Do you think that power will stand for my defeat? Do you think you would dare accept the consequence of releasing such a power from the simple vessle that I am?" "I have moved... beyond. Beyond the world you know and beyond your ability to do me harm. I can not be killed for I am no longer among the living. I can not be destroyed for I do not truly exist. I am closer to a god than to you mortals and closer to nothing than to a god."
ArgulFraster 08-13-07, 05:10 PM	I wrote this a while ago when annoyed by noobs. Feel free to paraphrase. "[antagonists], I will split thine skulls and drink your blood from them then devour your souls, nya. I shall wear your pelts like a cloak, and make a hat for [significant other]. I shall hunt down every member of your family and cause them to scream for eternity for the crime of your creation." I'm good with threats. This one's for a sword-using BBEG-the bigger the sword, the better. "Fools! Idiots! Nitwits! Do you really consider that you may in some way defeat me? I, who have split the skulls of multitudes and relished the scream of a God? My blade has drunk blood of a thousand kinds and one-yet it still thirsts, as do I. There is nothing more comforting than the blood of fools-and I intend to drink well. Perhaps I may have killed someone important to you. Perhaps I may have raped and slaughtered them. Perhaps I may have desecrated the only home you ever knew. It matters not-your death is at hand."
Nercrominionicon 08-13-07, 09:07 PM	"I have made the children of Loki scream." "The Jotun and Aesir both flee before me. And yet YOU, mere mortals, challenge me?" "I shall deliver you personally as a gift to Hel on her throne in Niefhlhiem." "Ykkarr doudadagr vili vanta" (Your deathblow will be denied/never come) "Minn vili hoggva ykkarr!" (I will behead you!) "Minn fla hamr ykkarr likami!" (I will flay your skin from your body!) Gotta love the stuff you learn being Asatru.
Adrez Nesnsid 08-13-07, 10:09 PM	"Evil shall always win because good is DUMB!!"
Passivearmada 08-13-07, 10:15 PM	If he's an assassin, then use your ability to paralyze them, and whisper in their ear, "Do you ever lie awake at night, pondering what's hiding in the shadows or waiting outside your window? Then you realize that you are only scaring yourself, and you convince yourself that all you have to fear is fear? Well, I am fear. So be afraid. Lock your door, and bar your windows. And leave the lghts on at night, because you'll see me again. You'll feel me with every breath you take. Until I find you, and you breathe no more. He should then spare them, and seek them out again later. I just winged this, but I think it's pretty good.
BoBzeMoose 08-14-07, 12:13 AM	"is that the best you go-right, spell turning. forgot about that" "and here I thought this was going to be interesting" "just so we're clear here, that WASN'T that weapon you've been babbling on about, right?" (looking at the heroes after a TPK)"I don't know whether I should pity them or be insulted"
Midnight_v 08-17-07, 06:10 PM	On heroes he's fought before "You...are addicted to tragedy..." On the heroes courage "You may hold you head high, in hell"
Mr_Seth 08-17-07, 09:02 PM	The Aggressive Nihilist AN: "Hmph. You know, I tried being reasonable, but you just wouldn't stop..." The players: "What do you mean? Stop what? (etc)" AN: "...Existing." Pause for effect. "Pity. Means I have to undo that annoying little habit of yours." ~ The Deluded Tyrant DT: "I find it both a little sad and a little amusing that you think of me as evil. None suffer under my reign but the guilty. All I ask is that my subjects and neighbors acknowledge that. Is that evil? No. That is godliness." ~ The Assassin A: "Nothing personal. Just business." -Said right before he rips someone's throat out in spectacularly gory fashion. A: "Because I'm paid. Because you're here. And most of all, because it's so damned easy. You're a full-blooded human, right? I snap the third vertebra down on your spine, and you die. You, the elf. A small incision above your left temple in the right spot will cut a vital nerve, sending you into a stroke. The dwarf - a well-placed kick to your nose at the right angle will send the bone of that notable proboscis right into your brain. You're all so bloody fragile, and no one realizes it." -When asked why he does what he does, either during interrogation or showing off.
grasharm 08-17-07, 09:03 PM	don't worry your deaths will build a better future for my subjects. Freedom is something best appreciated when you earn it. Yet you think I should give it freely. Elves, Dwarves, Human and all the other races think they should be allowed to do what they please just because the gods gave them the ability to reason. Well I will teach them that there are consequences to their action by improving upon their most horrible creation and releasing it upon them. You get to watch powerlessly while I teach them what war is all about. You do not understand the power that the dark gods can grant. Swear loyalty and they will give you your every desire.
Moonslayer 08-26-07, 08:21 PM	"I'm going to spend weeks killing you." "I'll do things to you your doctor will have to invent terms to describe." - More of a modern take but why not?
Orchomenos 08-28-07, 01:03 PM	"To them, elves (or shamans, or whatever...), who try to read the outcome of wars in the stars... I shall make the message clear!"
hekate 08-29-07, 04:24 PM	I know that this is not entirely fitting, but for those of you who played World of Warcraft will know this one: the TinMan in the "Wizard of Oz" event in Karazhan says in the kind voice almost indistinguishable from the one in the movie, "I need a heart. Say... can I have yours?" I always thought it was especially creepy.
Zuman 08-31-07, 04:44 PM	*remember not to go too over the top, sometimes it detratcs from the message* "Maybe you're sorry but I don't care" (Arngrim) All life is but and dance and I do beleive I hear your music winding down You walk into my home, my home, and start waving about torches and pitchforks, like.... like some kind of vendictive peasent mob. Step closer and let me show you what your arrogance has bought. Take heart, mortals, your misery will be over soon enough if you cross that threshold. Madness, they said. Cruelty, they said. Hubris, they said. I have walked the lower planes and seen firsthand the personification of these things. And you think to challenge me?
Sol_Aedh_Avoth 09-02-07, 12:19 PM	"Your screams of Agony shall echo in these halls Eternally... as Eternally your Corpses shall rot here, awaiting a Salvation that won't come..." "The Chasms of Abyss claim their hunger upon you... and they shall not remain unsatisfied..."
KingOtyugh 09-03-07, 11:06 PM	To whomever addresses the villain the most derogatory: "You will sleep in Hell for that," then points at each of the other party members as he/she counts.."Looks like it will be crowded when you get there."
Daniel _the_Zodiac 09-04-07, 12:30 AM	"Let the gods in their heaven witness all my murder"
xeno121 09-04-07, 09:00 AM	"Call your hounds, let them feed on your corpses."
Lyinginbedmon 09-04-07, 11:53 AM	"Burn with me" (Mostly for Warlocks) "Burn" (For fire users) "Freeze" (For cold users) "You've nowhere to hide or to run. Make peace as your village burns like the heart of the sun!" "I won't slaughter you, disembowel you, bury you alive, or eat you. Now think of what's left over." And of course: "I'll swallow your soul!"
1337Ninja 09-05-07, 07:06 AM	After a failed attack: BBEG: *snigger* That's great for making an annoying enemy.
vampymage 09-05-07, 01:51 PM	Vae Victus!
Sol_Aedh_Avoth 09-05-07, 02:33 PM	Vae Victus! "Victis"... :P Anyway, this is great, expecially if the user is a great Vampire Lord and his Name is Kain... :D
Orchomenos 09-05-07, 02:49 PM	"You know, I have a the heart of a children! Yes, I swear! I keep it in a lead box, under my bed... Mwa! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Terjon of the Blue Rose 09-06-07, 12:30 AM	Oooooh Frosty the snowman Has a happy, jolly soul. It isn't his. But he'll claim it is Unless he thinks you know.
Ossian 09-07-07, 09:44 AM	"You could not expect me to have sense of humor on your saving the world despite my efforts to destroy it, could you?" [Cocks the head on one side, smiles, and zapps a river of purple lightning bolts] Basically ANYTHING that Xykon the lich says in the Giant In The Playground Comics (http://www.giantitp.com)(it's like a real gold mine of evil catchphrases) Possibly also something the Black Mage says at some stage in a Final Fantasy game: "I'm sorry, perhaps I should have mentioned earlier on that I recur to violence to solve ALL problems" (before a hero beaten to a pulp) Ossian
Triyu 09-08-07, 12:32 PM	Evil Enchanter to a Paladin: Well make such a cute couple;) As a battle cry: RAPE!
Mr_Seth 09-08-07, 01:21 PM	As a BBEG necromancer stands on a battlefield, the heroes quickly hacking through his hired help: "I'd say it's hard to find good help... but I'd be lying through my teeth." At that point, he reanimates several dozen skeletons, zombies, et al from beneath the ground.
Crash169 09-09-07, 02:24 AM	"All that you know is at a end." "I have lived, I have died, and I have lived again. What makes you think you can kill me?" "Life is not long, today you will learn that to your sorrow." "He who spares the good, injures the wicked." "They called me wicked for my blood alone. They destroyed my love in the name of "justice". They condemned me to death, And portrayed me a villain and a monster." "There is nothing more frightful that the feeling of a cold blade on a warm neck." "I need your blood to live. You need my head for gold. Which of us is more desperate?" "Lock your doors and bar your windows. Death will be on your doorstep this night." "Why am I evil? You want to kill me, does that not make you just as bad as I?"
bulletprooffox 09-10-07, 04:51 PM	Well, these are from anime series, but they are of my favorites "Opponent!? Funny . . . you look more like a victim." -Demon Eyes Kyo from Samurai Deeper Kyo "Company . . . Good! It's been a long time since I've snapped somebody's neck!" -Bojack from DBZ Bojack Unbound
Rinaldo 09-17-07, 11:23 AM	"Don't worry, it'll be over soon." "I'm gonna sleep in your dead corpse!" "Out of my way - insect!" "Let me end your pain" "My blade is thirsty" "Surrender now, or spend eternity in a pain amplifier" "You have no chance, make it easy on yourself" "Do you regret not running away?" "Don't fight, embrace the coming darkness" "Bow before your new lord and master! Such insolence must be punished, get up and bring me the whip!"
Prime32 09-17-07, 05:02 PM	I am matter. I am antimatter. I can see your past. I can see your future. I consume time and I will consume you! (Cookie for the reference)
Nox_Noctis 09-17-07, 06:20 PM	I am matter. I am antimatter. I can see your past. I can see your future. I consume time and I will consume you! (Cookie for the reference) Culex from Super Mario RPG was cool. That game was too easy though (albeit fun).
Prime32 09-18-07, 01:36 PM	*Looks at Nox_Noctis's sig* :pbbbtt: Using Gleemax powers on me is cheating.
the_taken 09-18-07, 02:03 PM	*Looks at Nox_Noctis's sig* :pbbbtt: Using Gleemax powers on me is cheating. It is a legitimate cleric domain. Hmmm... Interesting idea for a catchphrase... "My domain powers are better than yours."
rastlin_of_the_tomes 09-27-07, 09:17 AM	"you wish to kow who i am? ahhaha I am berarin, The elrich reaper, and you are soon to be my meal." berarin, once and future warlock pc known as Baylith, posessed by evil scythe. he's better know, and know im in control of the weapon, it doesnt control me. it was a good plot twist, seeing that my guy had been slowly, without the weapon, becoming somewhat evil and greedy, from his orginaly netural starting point. hes good now, seeing what true evil is and that it must never be let apon the world unchecked. to think it started with the line to my dm after once sesson. "i want to change my alignment to good." insted i become pure evil and villain npc for a story arc in my caimpain. it was kinda fun. altough only being able to be playing my cohort kinda sucked. im not good at hexblades.
Koudanshi 09-27-07, 11:41 AM	"You intend to hide from me using Darkness? Fool, I am darkness!" Capitalized because he was adressing someone who was using the Darkness spell.
GuyrtheadamantineOne 09-27-07, 12:12 PM	Foolish girl! I am a druid/cleric/wizard, I have spells/special abilities that are more powerful than your entire class!
Akwasi 09-27-07, 01:03 PM	My eyes are fire, my hands are thunder, my heart is ashes and my soul is darkness! Gaze upon me and tremble! A personal favorite for liches I think.
pigknight 09-28-07, 03:25 PM	"The cold grip of death will eventually come to all." - Zane, Human Gesult Cleric of Cold and Death/Fighter 5th, LN.
Prime32 09-28-07, 03:54 PM	"It is pointless to resist" "I wonder what colour your spleen is?" "Ten weeks. That is how long it took to transport the contents of that vial. Twice that to stew the lotus flower. How long will you last?" *Pours black lotus extract on weapon*
Crake 09-30-07, 09:05 PM	"I'm going to kill him. I don't know why yet, but I'll think of a reason eventually."
cog_n_taz 09-30-07, 10:24 PM	My eyes are fire, my hands are thunder, my heart is ashes and my soul is darkness! Gaze upon me and tremble! A personal favorite for liches I think. And now mind, too. Kudos to you, sir.
cog_n_taz 10-01-07, 07:04 AM	hm, how about this for a necromancer... "Carpe Anima/Animus/Cor" I used an online translator, so I'm not sure which is correct, but it translates into "seize the soul".
The_Shaman 10-01-07, 07:49 AM	"You merit no more of my consideration. Die!" - ideal for spellcasters "Feel the wrath that makes your false gods tremble!" - cleric. "You should have reconsidered two days ago, begged for mercy one day ago, or fled a few hours ago. Now you can just die." "Say your say, please. You've got little time left, so I won't interrupt." "I've listened to the greatest of past mages, forged pacts with warriors who have no peers today, and studied the fine workings of the very magic that makes dead flesh move. You've raised the dead for company, pranced among them, and had them fetch your blanket as you dream of domination. I am a necromancer; you are a pathetic, necrophiliac fool. If you have no respect for yourself, have some respect for the craft that makes you a little more than a common graverobber!"
RollaD20 10-02-07, 12:46 AM	All your base now belong to us. we can do this the easy way or the hard way...you can either give up, or resort to petty violence, so which will it be? *sigh* why do you always choose the hard way? you do realize the good guy always wins which is ofcourse, me. resistence is futile. go back to your base immediatly! i am trying to avoid casualties while i seek my victory.
Zousha_Omenohu 10-02-07, 08:59 PM	"your remains shall decorate my home" (kudos to who ever gets that one) Looks like there's another Neverwinter Nights player here! Anyway, here's a few: "Not even time could prevent me from completing my work here. What makes you think that your pathetic steel can do any better?" "Know that when you stand against me, you stand against a force that has shackled death itself. Do you truly wish to face such a force, knowing that I will send you to your end with barely a thought?"
Zousha_Omenohu 10-02-07, 09:00 PM	"I've listened to the greatest of past mages, forged pacts with warriors who have no peers today, and studied the fine workings of the very magic that makes dead flesh move. You've raised the dead for company, pranced among them, and had them fetch your blanket as you dream of domination. I am a necromancer; you are a pathetic, necrophiliac fool. If you have no respect for yourself, have some respect for the craft that makes you a little more than a common graverobber!" I am so stealing this one for my necromancer NPC!
RollaD20 10-04-07, 01:19 AM	kobold: ooooh now that you are restrained...THE SINISTER POKING REGIMINE CAN BEGIN MUAHAHAHA!
DarkSamuraiKyo 12-30-07, 05:01 PM	From Diablo 2 said by Diablo himself: Not even death can save you from me. from one of my villains in the works: "There are a thousand ways I could destroy you right now. And 941 of them hurt alot." “You have exactly five seconds to lay down your arms and be spared……one…….two……FIVE!!!!!” *villains kills foe in gruesome fashion* This is when someone threatens to take everything away from him (hero, rival villain etc.) "You seem to have me mistaken for someone who has anything left to lose."
Soulless_Enigma 01-02-08, 12:19 PM	The Raging Psychopath: "Oh, beautiful bloodshed!" "Kill, maim, burn... KILL! MAIM! BURN!" The Warrior Mage with Prophetic Abilities: "[Insert suitable god here] has shown me your death. I cannot lose." Egotistical Lord Bent on Control: "[Instert former BBEG here - background one or one the PCs have actually defeated] was weak. [Former BBEG] was a fool. He had the whole world within his grasp, and he let it all slip away...
DarkSamuraiKyo 01-03-08, 01:09 PM	"RAPE KILL BURN!!!! RAPE KILL BURN!!!!!" Orc war chant could be used for a Raging Psychopath Calculating Warlock: "You killed my top lackey, you killed hundreds if not thousands of my minions, killed most of my allies.......yet did it ever occur to you I planned that....that I knew you would do that.......you are so predictable" *When one PC remains standing and alive* "I'll tell you what I'll let you leave my lair with your miserable life.......but my remaining minions and lackeys I can't promise will let you leave with it at all...." *When the party is defeated* "Pathetic.......I expected more of a fight out of you....." Barbarian Warlord: "This keep mine....only place you get is where me leave your corpse." "Good more to the slaughter" "Is your lives so miserable that you wish me to end them COME THEN!!!!!" The insane and Psychopath: "Ahhhh....Fresh Meat." "Oh good more toys to play." "*Giggles* Come to play with me how sweet let's play cut the adventurers up :)"
QXR_LOTD 01-04-08, 08:43 AM	"They say the world is pain... come, let me help you experience the world."
OrangeSusa 01-04-08, 04:56 PM	Kain says: "Truth lies in pain and sorrow. I see, you do not believe me. Let me show you... The Truth." "You can't relieve me of my pain. I don't want that. Just for you to feel it, too." "It's just that you have no idea. How do you judge me? Fear not, I will show you myself. The pain, that is. The rest isn't interesting." "You have no time left." (after turning a bronze dragon into a giant hourglass via the Desert Binding spell, then crushing the glass with his feet) Kain is an evil lvl 15 warblade that uses part of the pun-pun abuse to grant himself spells he should not have. ><
tejis 01-11-08, 02:02 PM	The villian had said "You'll be better off dead." but none of us could speak his language so what we heard was "I'm gonna butter your bread." Which, we decided was more threatening since we had know idea what he was talking about.
ConnerTheDarkOne 01-12-08, 01:54 PM	knock them out instead of kill theem, take themto some remote location, cut off one of their fingers each, and tie a note to it that says "better luck next time" works real well if you can beat them constantly...or you write a threat for them not to come back (i have your [loved one] and don't try to get her, or she will die)
Hot_Sauce 01-13-08, 07:36 PM	The villian had said "You'll be better off dead." but none of us could speak his language so what we heard was "I'm gonna butter your bread." Which, we decided was more threatening since we had know idea what he was talking about. :rofl: He then throws a flask of potion at you, labeled "Liter'o Cola".