a challenge for thosewho are crazy like me [Archive] - Wizards Community

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king12341234

08-27-06, 05:32 PM
build a character from history or television that would be crazy to use in a real game.
my example(note this is not to offend anyone it is just an example)
Jesus 20Th level cleric of the one true god

Str _10 /_0_
Dex _16/_+3
Con _18/_+4 AC 36= 10+3+6+3+14
Int _18/_+4 DR 10/evil
Wis _26/_+6
Cha _24/_+7
Feats- Scared vow, vow of poverty ,
Vow of nonviolence, vow of peace,
Vow of obedience,_ETC.

theres more i could do but you get the idea.
ideas for those who don't know what i want
batman(my friend made one that was good but another would be cool)
spider man
jack sparrow
the flash
Alexander the great
...ect.

have fun with this. i can't wait to see what people come up with
Fallenangel359

08-28-06, 08:18 AM
Abe lincoln


half giant
5 monk, 1 sorceror, 5 fighter, 3 bard

Important feats... iron will, great fortitude, skill focus diplomacy, weapon focus unarmed, weapon specialization unarmed
Grod_The_Giant

08-28-06, 09:05 AM
Spider-man

spider climb at will, all the weapon imporvemnt feats (focus, finess, ect) for web shooters, +10 dodge bonus against all attacks, all the dodging skills.

str-20
dex-35
con-20
int-20
wis-15
cha-15

Monk 15 or something like that.
Devlonir

08-28-06, 02:12 PM
Superman:

<see Jesus, they are the same person anyway :P>

And now seriously..


A lawyer:

Vampire lvl 10 Rogue / 10 Dread Necromancer
Str 10
Dex 20
Con -
Int 30
Wis 10
Cha 40

Important skills: Diplomacy, Bluff, Intimidate, Escape Artist, Spot, Listen

Feats: anything that increases his skills and saves (especially Iron Will)
1984

09-06-06, 02:36 PM
Edmund Blackadder

NE Human Rogue
Skills: cha based skills
Feats: skill focus(cha based skills)

Str 10
Dex 12
Con 12
Int 18
Wis 15
Cha 18
Hydryh

09-10-06, 07:01 AM
DISCLAIMER: If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended; that you have but slumbered here, whilst these visions did appear.

If I did Jesus (3 core D&D books only, save the one homebrew feat; see below), I'd go with:

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Jesus of Nazareth
Half-Celestial 20th-Level Human Cleric
Medium Outsider (Augmented Humanoid, Native)

STR 14 | DEX 14 | CON 20 | INT 14 | WIS 127 | CHA 22

HP: 20d8+100 (180hp) | AC: 13 (+2 Dex, +1 natural), touch 12, flat-footed 11

Base Attack/Grapple: +15/+17 | Alignment: NG

Fort: +17 | Ref: +8 | Will: +70 | Initiative: +6 | Speed: 30 ft (6 squares)

Eyes: Dark Brown | Hair: Dark Brown (Shoulder-length w/ neat beard)

Skin: Medium-dark | Gender: Male | Deity: Yaweh | Age: 33

Height: 5'4" | Weight: 140 lbs

Feats: Son of God (+100 WIS; +100 Knowldege (religion); Half-Celestial features EXCEPT: appears to be of mundane origin, i.e. no wings, etc.; Supreme Ressurection.); Skill Focus: Craft (carpentry); Endurance; Diehard; Leadership; Negotiator; Improved Initiative, Self-Sufficient.

Skills: Craft (carpentry) 26, Diplomacy 25, Heal 25, Sense Motive 13.5, Survival 13.5, Concentration 17, Knowledge (religion) 100.

Languages: Arameaic, Latin, Greek.

Gear: Peasant's Outfit, Backpack (2lb.), Artisan's Tools (5 lb.), Torah (3 lb.), 5 days Trail Rations (5 lb.), Flint and Steel, Waterskin (4lb.), 6cp.

Typical Clercic Spells Prepared (Domains: Healing and Good):

0-Create Waterx2, Mendingx2, Purify Food and Drinkx2

1st-Detect Evilx5, Domain Spell: Protection from Evil

2nd-Zone of Truthx3, Calm Emtionsx2, DS: Aid

3rd-Create Food and Waterx2, Remove Cursex2, Water Walk, DS: Magic Circle Against Evil

4th-Discern Liesx2, Dismissalx3, DS: Cure Critical Wounds

5th-Atonementx4, Raise Dead, DS: Mass Cure Light Wounds

6th-Banishmentx2, Heroes' Feastx2, DS: Heal

7th-Ressurectionx4, DS: Regenerate

8th-Mass Cure Critical Woundsx5 (Includes Domain Spell)

9th-Miraclex4, DS: Mass Heal

Special Attacks: Daylight (Su): Jesus can use a daylight effect (as the spell) at will.
Smite Evil (Su): Once per day Jesus can make a normal melee attack to deal extra damage (equal to +20) against an evil foe.

Spell-Like Abilities:
3/day-
Protection from Evil, Holy Aura.
1/day-
Bless, Aid, Detect Evil, Cure Serious Wounds, Neutralize Poison, Holy Smite, Remove Disease, Dispel Evil, Holy Word, Hallow, Mass Charm Monster, Summon Monster IX (celestials only), Resurrection.

Special Qualities:
-Darkvision out to 60 feet.
-Immunity to disease.
-Resistance to acid 10, cold 10, and electricity 10.
-Damage reduction 10/magic.
-Jesus' natural weapons are treated as magic weapons for the purpose of damage reduction.
-Spell resistance 35.
-+4 racial bonus on Fortitude saves against poison.
-Supreme Ressurection (Su): As Contingency: True Ressurection (trigger: death), but takes effect after 1d4 days.

Base stats at level one, before feats and template:
STR 10 /DEX 12 /CON 16 /INT 12 /WIS 18 /CHA 18

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Just my take on him. :)
Hydryh

09-10-06, 07:09 AM
Edit: Double post am bad!
dominus_casuum

09-10-06, 10:50 PM
George Bush: human aristocrat5/moron10/rebornchristian5/highproselytizer10
TheAnthroDM

09-11-06, 08:54 AM
George Bush: human aristocrat5/moron10/rebornchristian5/highproselytizer10
now now, let not get political opinions involved.

Jak
Elf, 5th level Rogue, 5th level cleric, 10th level fighter
Str 18
Dex 20
Con 10
Int 10
Wis 15
Cha 15

Weapon: Morph-gun