Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Dreaming Bard 01-01-05, 08:55 PM	A post for anyone who's very bored: Your mission: To create an origanal bard idea for fun. Ex: Bongo-playing goblin, chanting priest, theif who does Interpretive dance, etc.
Quarterstaff 01-02-05, 07:24 PM	1. aasimar who plays a harp 2. tiefling who plays drum 3. halforc wo plays a bagpipe :D 4.lizard folk who chants
Avihs 01-02-05, 10:37 PM	5) Human Bard that waxes poetically about the virtues of Boxerbriefs over plain boxers :teach: 6) Dwarven Bard who merrily "toots" his Bardic Music talents with Beer farts :gah: 7) 7 Dwarven Bards who are powerless when performing alone. They must use Cooperative Singing skills via a Barber-Shop Quartet theme. Singing such diddies as "Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, Its off to the Pub we go..." :pint: :pint: :pint: :rimshot:
Fey_Protector 01-03-05, 07:19 AM	1. Halfling with a Gong. 2. Titan with a Fiddle. 3. Awakened Dire Bear with a Lute.
Vapthorne 01-03-05, 08:51 AM	A Bard Pianist, any race. I have yet to see on any D&D adventures. :smirk:
Dreaming Bard 01-03-05, 01:11 PM	12)Multiclass bard/fighter who plays percussion by banging sword against sheid. 13)Bard who hates music and writes poetry about how horrible it is. 14) Low wisdom bard who forgets which instrument she plays so just keeps one of each.
penchant 01-04-05, 04:25 AM	15) A kender bard playing the spoons 16) A dwarven bard playing the Jug 17) An all dwarvern Jug band 18) Viking Bard who sings Tenor opera (must be accompanied by full orchaestra) 19) Dancing bear (there's no int requirements to be a bard!) 20) Gnomish bard who invented the chainsaw just so he could juggle it. There's no other possible use for it, he's certain.
Dreaming Bard 01-04-05, 03:10 PM	21) Kobalt bard who believes himself to be the avatar of Corellon and writes epics about "his" own great acheavments. 22) 12-year-old bard who runs through town every morning, playing his lute loudly and badly. 23) Low-leval who created an illusion of the Taresque so he could defeat it. Witnesses thought it was a comedy and he became world-famous.
Princeoflowlight 01-04-05, 09:27 PM	22. Half-Giant Opera Singer (think of the lung capacity!)
Dreaming Bard 01-05-05, 03:15 PM	22)Bard who maxes out his bluff skill and becomes the most famous "wizard" in history. 23)Halfling composer who playes an organ designed for a large charecter. 24)Ogre marching band who is mistaken for an army while on tour in the elven forest. 25) Younger brother of the bard from #22, who becomes the worst "barbarian" in history
trappedslider 01-05-05, 04:37 PM	26. Manic depressaive bard who sings and says poetry about being sad and depression and htings like that (I really did this,i cause a whole taveren to kill themselves)
Dreaming Bard 01-08-05, 09:15 AM	1) Old bard who forgets which song he was playing mid-song.
TheMightyMcClaw 01-09-05, 07:53 PM	28. The World's Strongest Bard, who carries his harpsichord around on his back.
Ectoplasmoid 01-09-05, 08:49 PM	29) Gnome Bard with his harmonica in a stand around his neck, leaving his hands free to play guitar.
ragnarofburland 01-09-05, 09:39 PM	A Halfling Bard from a clan that lived by the sea, whos pass times include throwing tridents and playing those snazy tunes of the sea with his sea-shell horn.