Post/Author/DateTime	Post
The Zod 03-03-06, 08:13 AM	I am going to be starting a new character soon. A high Charisma Sorcerer that I am basing on Lord Flashheart from the Black Adder show. And I'm looking for stories and pick up lines based in the D&D world. This is what I have so far. I love Halflings there just the right size (pelvic thrust) WOOF!!! (To Dwarf female) Like the beard gives me soming to hang on to (pelvic thrust) WOOF!!! Did I just thrust a wand of enlargement in my pants or am I just happy to see you. WOOF!!! And a story So me and my mates where hunting this great read worm and we had tracked it to its layer. We had all thought that it was sleeping so we crept closer hopping for an easy kill when suddenly it leaped up into the sky and started toasting my mates I roiled out of the way underneath the great beast and looking up I spotted the means to are survival. It was a female dragon I quickly spun around a delivered my finest line and before long I was spending the next few weeks satisfying her every need. When she was finally spent I blasted my name in magic missals into the wall to give her something to remember me by and expeditious retreated out of there. WOOF!!!
AngryDwarfwithHammer 03-03-06, 11:27 AM	dear lord. wow. :eek:
Dragonwriter 03-03-06, 12:23 PM	... I am speechless. Well, maybe not. This idea sounds HILARIOUS.
AtheneNoctua 03-04-06, 09:03 AM	That is so damn funny.