Dwarven Oaths, Insults, and Battle cries [Archive] - Wizards Community

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grayhurst

02-06-04, 03:59 PM
I have a Dwarven Barbarian that I intend to play with an assortment of oaths and such. I've come up with a few, but it would be great to get some more input on this.

Dishonor Nae Longer! (she was kicked out of her clan)
I shall soak the grasses with Thy blood!
Axe to Head, Hammer to Gut. Understand? (two weapon fighting)
EAT FORGED STEEL YOU CURRS!
Prepare to go SQISH!
The vultures will feast tonight.
Ye gibbering nose-pickin’ sewer rat
Ye perfumed porridge-eatin’ piece a plaque
Ye ‘ideous mucus-oozin' piece a bat guano
Ye ‘idebound lice-ridden pixie
Ye yeller teethed poor excuse for a rat's behind

Any others?
niesl

02-06-04, 04:45 PM
Dwarven Swearing:

http://www.delving.com/swear.html

Hope tihs helps.
nodwyck

02-06-04, 06:43 PM
words for insulting a dwarf

Friendless
hearthless (hmm... your specimen was kicked out? this no good then)
pearl-polishing (a pearl isn't a gem. it's clamsh*cough*t. anyway, it's from watery environ. should be enough)
pebble!
Short/small (minded/sighted/bearded)
wine-drinkin' .../water drinkin'
greengrocer
gossip-monger? (of course, even dwarves gossip. but getting caught... tsk tsk tsk)
forgeless (see hearthless. clannish little buggers, aren't they)
star-gazer (see above)
filthy/unbathed (weird?)
short-changing
oath-breaking
coward

my fav dwarven battlecries doesn't have words, or come to think of it, letters. it's just a whole lotta noise.
Mr. T. Pratchett twisted the good old "Heute ist ein guter Tag zu Sterben" (sp?) to a dwarven battle oath: "Today is a good day for somebody (else) to die!"
grayhurst

02-07-04, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by niesl
Dwarven Swearing:

http://www.delving.com/swear.html

Hope tihs helps.

:D
I had found that one, but I had lost the link. Thank you!
HammerHeart81

02-07-04, 10:34 AM
By Clangedins twin Axes!

Me temper is bad enough without you bothering me!

Your chattering is starting to wear on me nerves!
Arilou_skiff

02-07-04, 06:55 PM
Battle-cries:
"By Moradin's Hammer!"

"By Stone and Steel!"
Ivellious

02-07-04, 07:48 PM
By my grandmother's stony fists!!!


There was a dragon magazine(i forget which one) with insults and other such phrases. naturally the gnome's section had stuff like pull my finger and stuff like that hehehehe
WarDragon

02-07-04, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by niesl
Dwarven Swearing:

http://www.delving.com/swear.html

Hope tihs helps.

Best. Link. Ever.:rofl:
Grislof the Blind

02-08-04, 06:33 PM
i really cant recall where i have seen this.. but a long time ago in the boars someone wrote one of the best dwarven swears in my opinion ..

"By moradin's shiny arse !"
The Druid

02-08-04, 07:53 PM
My personal favourite, though not particularly Dwarvish, is from that wonderful game we call Fallout...

"I'm gonna beat you like a red-headed step-child!" :D
grayhurst

02-10-04, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by Grislof the Blind
"By moradin's shiny arse !"

That is great! I love it!

Here's one I came up with while fighting some hobgoblins:

"Ye'll never take me alive ye slimy cross between a monkey and a goblin's behind!"
CaoSlayer

02-10-04, 10:31 AM
Elf:

*washs his hands with water after peeing*

"my people teached me to be clean*

dwarf:

*go out without doing nothing after peeing*

"my people teached me to not pee in my hands"
Staver

02-11-04, 02:25 PM
Not to sound like an advertisement, but don't overlook Dragon magazine as a resource. Issue 278 is devoted to Dwarves, including oaths and such, and issue 279 has a two-page spread on types of battle cries.

-Staver ;)