Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Lo_wang 05-30-07, 09:37 AM	Well, we are currently playing an Ebberon and for once in my life i picked a pure flavor that kinda nerfs my character but makes the role playing fun. With only 1 level till i aquire fireball and with my sudden feats, i should be converting things to ash frequently. Unfortunatly i cannot think of many good quotes to make while doing so, or after doing so. Please help me post anything you can remember that sounds slightly fiery.
Fithero 05-30-07, 09:43 AM	I think the simplest, yet greatest one would just be- "BURN!" Hehe :mage:
Threefists 05-30-07, 11:26 AM	"Ixen, you blasted/bastard/[profanity] [insert race of enemy], Ixen in my flames!" Ixen is the Draconic word for fire/burn. "Dodge this!" Blast Radius ftw...(Note does not work on Rogues, Monks, High-level Ninjas or Dex-high PC/NPC's with a Ring of Evasion.) "Hnnnn-graaaaah!" *As he's 'throwing' the Fireball* "Sarge always told me this one was a killer!" "Vana, Iglos, Flame, Hex!" ((Alright, I ninjaed that off Record of Lodoss War: Lady of Pharis, but damn I've used it for every Fireball spell I've ever cast!)) "Here's some not-so-friendly fire!" ((cowers from the badness of that one.))
Apupunchau 05-30-07, 11:48 AM	"Be cleansed by the purifying flames." "I'm about to light up your life." "Mother always said if you play with fire, you're going to get burned." "Here's your Torch Song." "Ready, Aim, FIREBALL."
Master_Vega 05-30-07, 02:35 PM	"Cooked you up a li'l piece of Hell." After burning an opponent to ash, "Blast, *chuckles* I forgot to ask if he preferred cremation... Oh well." "I'll keep you in a vase on my shelf." "Isn't he wonderful? My own little sun... and you get to hold him." Just a few. :P
MattBlacke 05-30-07, 10:16 PM	There's always the classic: "Burn, baby, BURN!" And crazed laughter. "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" All I got right now.
Lo_wang 05-30-07, 10:21 PM	"Cooked you up a li'l piece of Hell." After burning an opponent to ash, "Blast, *chuckles* I forgot to ask if he preferred cremation... Oh well." "I'll keep you in a vase on my shelf." "Isn't he wonderful? My own little sun... and you get to hold him." Just a few. :P HA, they are sweet, I'm am going to use that cremation one next session if i get a chance, keep 'em coming guys!
DX2052 05-30-07, 10:28 PM	Frowns at the lack of "If you can't stand the heat, get out of (blank)"
Terjon of the Blue Rose 05-31-07, 02:02 AM	Ready.... Aim.... FIRE!!!!
Fithero 05-31-07, 02:18 AM	"Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?" (Terrible, i know :P)
TheAnthroDM 05-31-07, 03:26 AM	You could always go for the old classic "Burn baby, burn." :mage:
Master_Vega 05-31-07, 12:27 PM	For those of you who have played Starcraft: "Are you tryin' to get invited to my next barbeque?" [rest of these are from other sources or my head.] "Would you like yourself rare or extra crispy?" "I am become... death!" "*pointing at the opponent* Snowball, *creates fireball* meet Hell."
CrimsonDeath 05-31-07, 10:02 PM	Also from Starcraft: "Need a light?" "Fire it up!"
Westbound 05-31-07, 10:17 PM	Somehow, download the song "Fire" from the Crazy World of Arthur Brown (that's the name of the band), get yourself a stereo, and play that every time you go on the attack. It starts out, "I am the god of Hellfire! And I bring you.... FIRE."
Candin 05-31-07, 11:26 PM	Fire in the hole?
Big Nate 06-01-07, 01:06 AM	you could steal some good ones from a WotC magic person... http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=mtgcom/daily/mc69 one of my favorites...“Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire."
ryizan 06-01-07, 02:21 AM	Come to think of it, if you use "Burn, baby, burn," you could always sing the song of that title (you know the one, fairly upbeat, fairly old (I think:confused: )), You could also go with "You fell into a burning ring of fire, you went down, down, as the flames went higher, and it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire" (the song "the ring of fire) or the song Great Balls of Fire might work.
Modran 06-01-07, 04:16 AM	Don't forget "come on baby, let me light your fire"
Terjon of the Blue Rose 06-01-07, 04:31 AM	If fire doesn't solve your problem, you're not using enough. I find there are very few problems in life that can not be solved with a judicious use of fireballs
warwinner 06-01-07, 11:42 AM	BEFORE You got me all fired up Feel the fury of the arcane flames Feel my firepower Catch ! Fiery Doom/Death ! Let's play ball.....FIREBALL So much FIRE ! Feed the flames AFTER I smell burning flesh Ashes to ashes, dust to dust Screaming, Burning, Dying
Frylord 06-01-07, 01:32 PM	"Do you not see the glorious flames? Hear their crackling music? Smell the heavenly scent of burnt flesh? Feel the cleansing touch of the heat? You do not? I pity you."
turless 06-02-07, 03:43 AM	Also from Starcraft: "Need a light?" "Fire it up!" Also want a turn of the heat?
Lo_wang 06-03-07, 11:36 AM	my god these are sweet, i really like "I find there are very few problems in life that can not be solved with a judicious use of fireballs" and i plan on using that one. a lot.
Fithero 06-03-07, 02:05 PM	"My policy is as follows 'Fireball first, as questions via Speak With Dead, later.'"
Aaarrrgh 06-03-07, 03:10 PM	You know what happens to a [insert race] that gets hit by a fireball? Same thing that happens to everything else! (X-Men) You know what your nose got in common with a fireball? They're both in your face! Ashes to ashes, dust to dust!
Mr. the Hun 06-03-07, 06:49 PM	"You don't have a snowball's chance in-" [consumed by flaming inferno]
TrashCrap 06-04-07, 06:02 PM	The roof! The roof! The roof is on FIYAHHHH!!!
Aaarrrgh 06-04-07, 06:18 PM	Another classic: "Say hello to my little friend."
CrimsonDeath 06-04-07, 10:37 PM	"I love the smell of fireballs in the morning. Smells like victory."
Ciofey 06-05-07, 08:32 AM	Before casting Fireball: -Catch!
Frylord 06-05-07, 02:56 PM	1. "Behold my blessed inferno! Worship it's glorious CLEANSING!" 2. "Y'know, I don't understand why some people don't like fire? It provided us with useful metal tools, did it not? In fact, the beginning of Civilization as we know it began with fire!" 3. "Where do I want to go when I die? Baator, of course. No, I'm a good person. It's just that Baator has a lot of FIRE!"
Namation 06-05-07, 07:11 PM	1. "Boom! Boom! BOOM!" 2. "If it cannot burn, it will melt and if cannot melt - We turn up the heat." 3. "Alas I say, i would like to throw words at you all day, but fire will have to do." 4. "Fire consume you, flame tear apart your soul!" 5. "A thought perhaps, to the flame that shears your flesh?" 6. “Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead." 7. "Fire - My all purpose counter spell."
Prom 06-05-07, 11:20 PM	Hi All, "BBQ'ed meat is my favorite!" "This will keep you warm." "How would you like a fireball up the nostril!" "I deliver personal heating, no charge." "If you can't take the heat, die." Prom
Lo_wang 06-06-07, 09:25 AM	heh Catch! somehow I think that will be used often, well it looks like this tread is dying fast, I get the feeling that this will be the final post. Thanks to all who posted you have helped me quite a bit.
Daxen 06-07-07, 09:30 PM	When in doubt steal/modify Shakespeare. "Double Double your skin will bubble When my fire burns you're in trouble." "The fire that burns twice as bright burns half as long, but does more damage" or go Said dreamily like a dazed four year old "Fire pretty...heh heh heh heh" For music I would say Firestarter by Prodigy could be fun "I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter." Trogdor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!BURNINATE!!!!!!
Prom 06-16-07, 04:30 AM	Hi All, "Ixen valignat" "It's a hot one in the house tonight" "If you run around like that while on fire the whole forest is going to burn" Prom
green_girl 06-17-07, 02:51 PM	"I don't like you. YOU'RE FIRED!!!" "Oh my God, that (insert race) is soooo hot." "Hot is the new cool, baby." "Let's play a game! Here's how it goes: I cast something and you burn." "It lived? Well, at least now we don't need a torch." "Ever wondered what's the difference of flammable and inflammable? Me too." "I was trained to burn things. Enemy things." "Is something burning. Oh, it's just you." "I play with fire and you get burned! Wheeeeeeee!" "Anybody wants some toast?" "Lighten up. That's better."
xanthor 06-17-07, 06:26 PM	I had a warmage, a pompus dick who talk as so - I will vanquise those Rats of Were. His favorite spell was the Firebust, screaming "Engulph" as he casted the spell.
Alltat 06-18-07, 10:55 AM	"Feed the flames!" Definately worth repeating; an excellent battlecry. "Out of the Ashes..." I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned yet. "Cease fire." For when you're done burning things - at least for the moment. "Let's play with fire!" Think happy thoughts. "This is a story about fire..." In case people are starting to forget what you're in it all for (it's shamelessly stolen too!) "Ashes to ashes - the rest is irrelevant!" Because that's the only part you bothered to remember. And some random adaptations of 'general wisdom' quotes stolen from myself: "Given the right circumstances, everything burns." "There are two kinds of lessons in life: the ones you learn before blowing yourself up, and the ones you never learn." "There are three ways of doing things. The way that involves fire, and two other ways that don’t really interest me." "The main thing you want to avoid is running out of spells before you run out of targets."
Master_Vega 06-18-07, 02:05 PM	My brother came up with this one. :P "For every season, burn, burn, burn. For no real reason, burn, burn, burn..." Sing it next to the party druid for better effect! :D
MattBlacke 06-18-07, 11:56 PM	How do you like your kobold (or whatever race your torching at the time)? I like my well done. *sings* "Oh there'll be a hot time/in the old town tonight! You can also borrow a line from the Crow movie. "Fire it up! Fire it up!"
Saicotic 06-19-07, 09:26 AM	The orc, the orc, the orc is on fire....we don't need no water, let the motherf%$&er burn...burn stupid orc, burn... I use this constantly. "Just because I love fire, have burn scars all over, and take a perverse pleasure in blowing things up doesn't make me a pyromaniac. It makes me a psycho who likes fire. There's a difference." Can of hairspray. Tindertwig. Snap, instant charbroiled gnoll.
Frylord 06-19-07, 08:01 PM	Actually, I have a quote from an old slightly pyromanic character of mine. *After burning down an entire town* "Whoops. Well, not really."
Alltat 06-20-07, 12:22 PM	Random battlecries / in-fight oneliners: "Sizzling..." "I'll sear your soul!" "Come, share the warmth!" "Blaze of glory!" Or just stopping to boast: "How's this for scorched earth tactics!?" "Behold the radiance of my splendor!" "The sun is nothing compared to ME!" Random stuff to say as appropriate: "You should be grateful - I show you the glory of flames before you die!" "The crackling and blistering; such sweet music to my ears!" "There's nothing like the soothing smell of chared flesh." "If it was not meant to be incincerated, why is it flammable?" And two personal favorites: "I always burn my bridges." "Don't toy with me - you just might get burned." I guess you could say something about Santa giving you coal too ;)
warwinner 06-20-07, 12:42 PM	Some advanced quotes [mostly for higher level] Meteor smash Fire rains from the skies Rise flames rise, engulf the land Fists of fire sent by the burning skies Too hot to handle The planes are aflame I bring you gifts ...... from the elemental plane of fire Feel the burning wrath of the gods of fire
Master_Vega 06-20-07, 02:05 PM	Here's one for a good-aligned fire mage, probably to be used before a finisher. "You are a stain on this land, a weed amongst an otherwise healthy garden. You will burn, and your ashes will make this land fertile for those who follow right. Go now, into the eternal flames of Hell!"
d3vil 06-20-07, 04:41 PM	Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust. ********. Everything to Ashes. Who cares for Dust?
Prom 06-20-07, 05:13 PM	Hi All, "Oh, don't worry I won't let you get cold" Prom
Terjon of the Blue Rose 06-21-07, 01:37 AM	"Let me brighten up your day."
SpawnOfMorgoth 06-21-07, 07:29 AM	After accidently burning down the inn you were staying at when you got attacked in your room, you look at the burned out shell and do your Steve Urkel immitation "Did I do that?" also, check out my sig line...
TheAnthroDM 06-21-07, 05:28 PM	When against other Evokers who use a spell you know. "This! Is how you cast Fireball[Or Flame Sphere, ect]!"
Moridus 06-22-07, 02:42 AM	I had a friend who was somewhat fond of biblical and/or mythical quotes when throwing around new spells. "And on the Xth day, I created fire! [Fireball] And lo', it was good." "I am your Prometheus, and I bring you the gift of fire!" Of course, the first time I got to experience one of those was playing Neverwinter Nights, trying to hack my way into a crowded room. Good thing I had energy resistance.
magus0990 06-22-07, 04:52 AM	"I invoke the rites of fiery Muspelheim and give my soul up to the inferno's embrace! Ifrit Caress!" Good ol Valkyrie Profile, I loved that game so... You could probably replace Muspelhiem with some other non norse version to make it more topical to your character
Charke 06-23-07, 12:00 AM	As posted here, some of the best quotes are what other people say about the fire mage. If someone else says it, it sounds legitimate. When the firemage says it, it sometimes sounds cheesy or bragging. Mark Charke
warwinner 06-23-07, 12:36 PM	He burned half the village down ... to keep himself warm He came he saw he burned Dire bats ? I'll take their guano and burn their ***
Zantumal_Waveharp 07-20-07, 11:21 PM	How about... If it ain't burnin', I'm not tryin'... Just my :twocents:
Meat_Grinder 07-21-07, 07:18 AM	This works if yelled out in a quite insane voice: "Light yourself on FIRE!!" "Time to warm things up." "Your death will be the most painful, but at least you will provide us some nice fireworks!" "So YOU want to see the fire in my belly?" "Do you know how many seconds it takes for a/n [Insert race here] to burn to ashes? Me neither, time to find out"
Coventry 07-21-07, 10:25 AM	Why do I wear so much red? Well, it seems only fair to give them a little warning about what is going to happen to them ... Ugly Monsters ... (boom) ... there, that's prettier. (to party) ... you DO realize what is going to happen to that pile of copper coins when I light 'em up ... don't you? No, really! You look good in soot! Wait ... they live in an abandoned coal mine??? (spoken as a mild expletive) Dad-burn it! You do look good in soot, but the blisters don't help so much. Okay, so we use the Forest of Vesh as kindling for the diversion ...
BlackHalfDragon 07-21-07, 02:50 PM	"I've going a flaming temper..." "you wont like me when YOUR hot and bothered.." "Malerites/mindflayers/orcs whatever eh ? we have ways of dealing with you " *fireball*
Specimen 07-21-07, 08:17 PM	While kneeling down and searching recently fallen down opponent: "You might want to see your local cleric about that burning discharge." Jealous over general wizard casting some high-faluting non burning spell in combat: "Polymorph Soot!"
Alltat 07-22-07, 09:11 AM	"Sure, I can do transmutations... as long as the end result is ashes."
Need_A_Life 07-22-07, 10:59 AM	Used by our group's warmage: "Wee!" *fireball*
ArgulFraster 07-22-07, 08:55 PM	In a deep, ominous voice: BUUUUURNINAAAAATE. Or one of my recent faves- "Moko Tabisha!"
Zantumal_Waveharp 07-26-07, 05:57 PM	Do you ever get that itching, burning sensation? We don't need no water let the Mutha F***er Burn. Burn, Mutha F***er, Burn And now for something completely... BURN IN H*LL!!!
mortalgod666 07-27-07, 09:17 PM	Ok this one is long,but recite after( or before) a burn kill that old saying( except with a bit of a revision). Old:If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day,if you teach a man to fish,you feed him for life. New:if you give a man some fire,youll keep him warm for a day( or couple hours) if you SET a man on fire youll keep him warm for the rest of his life( which wont be to long)
mortalgod666 07-27-07, 09:18 PM	Do you ever get that itching, burning sensation? We don't need no water let the Mutha F***er Burn. Burn, Mutha F***er, Burn And now for something completely... BURN IN H*LL!!! Burn in H*ll....I would like to solve the puzzle...is it HILL?( Sorry had to do it)
CrimsonDeath 07-27-07, 09:39 PM	Burn in H*ll....I would like to solve the puzzle...is it HILL?( Sorry had to do it) Not only can you not burn in a hill, but there's already an "I" in the puzzle. It's clearly "burn in hall".
Alltat 07-28-07, 11:16 AM	Burn in H*ll....I would like to solve the puzzle...is it HILL?( Sorry had to do it) Could be "hull" too. He's threatening to light any ships you board on fire.
Ghauldin 07-28-07, 11:42 AM	After someone nags IC or OOC about the amount of damage you deal; "Sorry mate/babe I deal strictly in megatons."
Terjon of the Blue Rose 07-29-07, 02:25 AM	Could be "hull" too. He's threatening to light any ships you board on fire. I thought of that too but there is already a U in the puzzle.
matuty74 07-29-07, 02:27 PM	"I'm so good, I can set fire on fire!"
ArgulFraster 07-29-07, 04:49 PM	Not quite firey, but after I came up with this, I just had to post it. "I SHALL DEVOUR THE SOULS OF ALL WHO HAVE EVER QUESTIONED ME! ON TOAST! Mmmmm....soul toast..."
CobaltDeathWolf 07-29-07, 09:55 PM	i love these!:D my favorite quote is in my sig
Flmblm 07-29-07, 10:13 PM	"with fire... and passion." or "Burn... passionately" Works well if your a follower of Cirrion (dragonlance setting)
CrimsonDeath 07-30-07, 03:29 AM	"Well done!" (although this one is really best said to the pyromancer...)
cog_n_taz 07-30-07, 03:48 AM	"Well done!" (although this one is really best said to the pyromancer...) no no no, it should be "well done! I didn't know you had it in you to burn that well, but you did it!"
Terjon of the Blue Rose 07-30-07, 04:34 AM	no no no, it should be "well done! I didn't know you had it in you to burn that well, but you did it!" no no no, it should be "well done! I didn't know you had it in you to burn that well, but you did it.
Alltat 07-30-07, 07:00 AM	On that theme... "My, my, what a rare specimen... we'll have to do something about that!" When encountering any kind of monster he hasn't seen before. Then burn it.
Zantumal_Waveharp 07-30-07, 08:37 PM	Not really pertaining to a "Fire Mage", but how about.... Look at me when I am hitting you. Mystera (or whatever appropriate diety you have) hates you and so do I. And I gotta say I appreciate the good old, "You're Fired!!!";)
fog5991 08-22-07, 07:14 PM	Nobody's said: "You wanna turn up the heat?" And for the guy quoting star craft: "thats the stuff."
fog5991 08-22-07, 07:27 PM	If you had a magic weopon that has the flaming quality you cuold say: "Burn every thing to ash [insert magic weopons name]" -that ones not mine though, that one came straight from bleach- subcum to the heat/fire/inferno/flames-that could also be a good one for a flaming or flame burst weopon "Ignite" with or without an exclamation point