Grundor's diet (warning: evil character) [Archive] - Wizards Community

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DracoEx

04-07-05, 08:28 AM
Grundor is your typical orcish barbarian, with an appetite for what he calls 'lesser species'. When asked what is favorite is, he responds with this:

"Half-pint pink-skins (halflings) are sweet, like honey from da buzzy t'ings. Dey's my favorite, I guess. Beardy pink-skins (dwarves) taste too much like dirt, and dey tough to chew. Big-nose pink-skins (gnomes) have funny taste to them, from all that mage-stuff dey do. Roundy-ear pink-skins (humans), dey have so many flavors, some good, some bad, it hard to decide. Tusky pink-skins (half-orcs), even though dey gots roundy-ear blud in them, dey still orcs like me, and I don' eat my own kind..."

What about elves and half-elves?

"Ugh! What you try to do, make me sick? Me not eat tainted meat."

Guess orcish attitudes die hard, eh?
Need_A_Life

04-09-05, 07:39 AM
Sounds... flavorful. You'd better be in an evil party and have undetectable alignment on every time you meet a paladin....
SpoonyBard

04-09-05, 10:32 PM
I ran a half dragon who would eat the flesh of almost any non-poisonous creature they killed in combat. He was fun.