| Post/Author/DateTime | Post |
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| DracoEx04-07-05, 08:28 AM | Grundor is your typical orcish barbarian, with an appetite for what he calls 'lesser species'. When asked what is favorite is, he responds with this: "Half-pint pink-skins (halflings) are sweet, like honey from da buzzy t'ings. Dey's my favorite, I guess. Beardy pink-skins (dwarves) taste too much like dirt, and dey tough to chew. Big-nose pink-skins (gnomes) have funny taste to them, from all that mage-stuff dey do. Roundy-ear pink-skins (humans), dey have so many flavors, some good, some bad, it hard to decide. Tusky pink-skins (half-orcs), even though dey gots roundy-ear blud in them, dey still orcs like me, and I don' eat my own kind..." What about elves and half-elves? "Ugh! What you try to do, make me sick? Me not eat tainted meat." Guess orcish attitudes die hard, eh? |
| Need_A_Life04-09-05, 07:39 AM | Sounds... flavorful. You'd better be in an evil party and have undetectable alignment on every time you meet a paladin.... |
| SpoonyBard04-09-05, 10:32 PM | I ran a half dragon who would eat the flesh of almost any non-poisonous creature they killed in combat. He was fun. |