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robi300

04-15-07, 09:19 AM
Hi I am making a bard to play in an Eberron campiagn. I had an idea that since barbs are all about music and singing that I would pick out lyrics from modern songs and use them as the verbal components for my bard's spells and abilies.

I spent about a a hour and a half looking at lyrics on the internet. I found few that I liked, then I thought that I could bring my idea to the comminity and it would make a really fun game.

Here are the rules:
1)Find a lryic that relates in some way to a D&D spell

2) the spell must be on the bard spell list and have a verbal componet or be a bard ability ei.. inspire courage

3)When posting your lyric you must also post who wrote it and the song it is from

example:

spell: feather fall

Lyric:Feathers hit the ground before the weight can leave the air Buy the sky and sell

band/song: REM/Fall on me

Yeah I know it isn't a very good one. That is why I need the communities help.
SpoonyBard

04-15-07, 10:06 PM
"Golden slumbers fill your eyes. Smiles await you when you rise. Sleep pretty darling do not cry, and I sing a lullabye..."
Golden Slumbers, Beatles
-Sleep

"Try to see it my way? Do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on? While you see it your way, run the risk of knowing that our love may soon be gone. We can work it out... We can work it out."
Also Beatles, Charm Person here.

"I am he as you are he as you are me as we are all together..." And so on...
I am the Walrus, still Beatles.
Confusion (And Lesser Confusion)
GAMBLE_d13

04-18-07, 08:23 AM
"I am he as you are he as you are me as we are all together..." And so on...
I am the Walrus, still Beatles.
Confusion (And Lesser Confusion)

LMAO, that almost makes me wanna play a bard... hey I said ALMOST!

EDIT:- Thought I should add one since I had laugh...

"We are the Champions! We are the Champions! No time for Losers, 'cause We are the Champions, OF THE WORLD!"
Champions, by Queen (I think).
-Inspire Courage.
GAMBLE_d13

04-18-07, 08:33 AM
Oh, I thought of another one, too bad Bards can't Raise Dead... oh well, just for giggles then :P

"I get knocked down, but I get up again, ain't never gonna keep me down, I knocked down, but I get up again aint never gonna keep me down!"
-RAISE DEAD
SpoonyBard

04-18-07, 04:40 PM
Oh, I thought of another one, too bad Bards can't Raise Dead... oh well, just for giggles then :P

"I get knocked down, but I get up again, ain't never gonna keep me down, I knocked down, but I get up again aint never gonna keep me down!"
-RAISE DEAD

Dirgesingers have the animation ability... But Dirge singers are too emo for a song like that.
Mr.Atheist

04-20-07, 12:12 AM
"Alright already we'll all float on
Ok don't worry we'll all float on
Even if things get heavy we'll all float on"
-Good Hope
Modest Mouse
Dashboard

"Shriek the lips
Across ragged tongue,
Convulsing together.sing
Violently, move the jaw
Cry aloud. bound up the dead
Triumphantly"
-Rage
Rob Zombie
Superbeast

Just two songs I've listened to recently. Hope they make a little sense.
trickydevl666

04-20-07, 01:16 AM
"It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips, and squeeze your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane."
Time Warp/ Rocky Horror Picture Show.
-Otto's Irresistable Dance

"...Silently the senses abandon their defenses..." Pretty much that entire song...
Music of the Night/ Phantom of the Opera
-Fascinate

"You can fake your way to the top."
Fake your way tot he top/ Dreamgirls
-Glibness (Not that good but the best I could think of)

"We can do it, we can do it me and you. We can do it. We can make our dreams come true."
We Can do It/ The Producers
-Good hope/ Inspire courage/ Inspire Competence

"Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets. No use to fight, don't you know you can't win? You're no exception to the rule. I'm irresistable you fool. Give in."
Whatever Lola wants/ Damn Yankees
-Dominate Person

alright those are all from musicals. I think some of them are a stretch but there you go. now for some non musical

"People talking without speaking, People hearing without listening"
The sound of Silence/ Simon and Garfunkel
-Silence/ Zone of Silence

"Picture yourself on a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies."
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds/ Beatles
Some mind-affecting ability I'm thinking hypnotism or daze or something along those lines

There is my long list ^^
Terjon of the Blue Rose

04-21-07, 06:21 AM
Find no interest in the
racks and shelves
Just a thousand reflections
of my own sweet self, self, self...

Mirror in the Bathroom
The English Beat

-Mirror Image
Aaarrrgh

04-22-07, 07:18 PM
"Run to the hills,
Run for your lives"
Spell: Fear
Song: Run to the hills
Artist: Iron Maiden

"Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
only darkness every day
ain't no sunshine when she's gone
and this house just ain't no home
anytime she goes away"
Spell: Darkness
Song: Ain't no sunshine
Artist: ? (like, everyone has made a version of this... I have no idea who made it first...)

"And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding"
Spell: Misdirection
Song: Wonderwall
Artist: Oasis

Oh, and this was just to silly to skip:

"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You'll never know, dear, how much i love you
Please don't take my sunshine away"
Spell: Light
Song: You are my sunshine
Artist: Bryan Ferry
Jacob_Crowe

04-22-07, 09:00 PM
(*cracks knuckles, grabs PHB, PHB2, Spell compendium and complete everything*)

to start, sound of silence was gonna be my pick for that oh-so-useful bard spell, silence too. well played. second, thank you Terjon for the link to this here auditory slugfest.

now, to business! oh, and don't worry if you don't recognise the artists, i'm kinda into strange music.

"Run to the hills, run for you lives!" Run to the hills/Iron maiden
- Expeditious retreat

"you can do magic! you can do anything your heart desires!" Steve miller band/ abaracadabra
- nystul's magic aura

"they're coming to take me away! those nice young men in thier clean white coats are coming to take me away HA-HA!" coming to take me away/various
- Tasha's hideous laughter

"Taste this, swiftness of my blade!" Spit on your grave/Sinergy
- Haste

"BOOM! here comes the BOOM! how you like me now?" Boom/P.O.D.
- Sound Burst/shout/greater shout

"In the mist Dark figures move and twist,"Number of the beast/Iron maiden
-Blur/displacement

"Riding through Dust clouds and barren wastes, galloping hard on the plains" Run for the hills/Iron maiden
-Phantom steed

"Aqalung my friend, don't start away uneasy; you poor old sot you see it's only me" Aqualung/Jethro Tull
-Disguise Self

"and the man in the back said everyone attack, it's turned into a ballroom blitz!" Ballroom Blitz/Sweet
- Greater Heroism

"i'll show you the dirty streets and broken homes some call it sick, some call it nice, welcome to paradise!" welcome to paradise/Green Day
- Crushing Despair

"Exit light/enter night! off to never-never land" Enter sandman/Metallica
- Deep Slumber

"welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside!" Karn-Evil 9/Emerson, Lake and Palmer
- any illusion spell 4th level and up, namely major image and persistant image, works for nightmares too

"sell them book of shadow spells, we will always obey the master" The Spell/Kamelot
-Summon monster (all)

"where has all the magic gone, lost aside and lost along" the Spell/Kamelot
- Dispel magic

"Don't you miss the ancient times, riddles and the subtle signs, relative perspective on our reality?" The Spell/Kamelot
- Identify, scrying, detect scrying

"I get stronger in the splendor of a lucid moon" The Spell/Kamelot
-Shadow conjuration/evocation

"freeze frame!" Freeze frame/The J. Giels band
- Time stop (sublime chord in complete arcane is a bard class that gets up to 9th level spells :-D)

When the sense of logic ends, i'll escape the outer shell" The Spell/Kamelot
- song of discord

"i am the king of honor, gold and glory" Karma/ Kamelot
-Eagle's splendor

"he's a ghost, he's a god, he's a man, he's a guru" Red right hand/Nick cave and the badseeds
- Fox's cunning

"i ducked and i swing, nest thing your jaw's broken" Top ' the morning to ya/ House of pain
- Cat's grace

"Chop suey don't do me no good, i gotta have corned beef and cabbage if i'm gonna manage" Danny Boy/ house of pain
- Hero's feast

"oh danny boy, the pipes the pipes are calling, from glen to glen, across the country side" Danny Boy/ house of pain
- whispering wind

"I know you've decieved me, but here's a surprise. i know that you have cause there's magic in my eyes" I can see for miles/The Who
- See invisibility

"(random list of cities)" Heart of rock and roll/ Heuy Lewis and the news
- G'Eleswhere chant (spell compend)

"Whip-crack with his whipping tail, and the beast was done" Tribute/Tenacious D
-Animate Rope

"Look who's crawling up my wall, blacka nd hairy, very small" Boris the spider/ The who
- Summon Swarm

"i can go anywhere, where i choose, i can move ayhow, win or lose" Anyway, anyhow, anywhere/ The Who
- Gaseous form

"when you hear the sound a'coming, hear the drummer drumming, i want you to join together with the band" Join together/ the who
Charm person

"do you really think i care what you read or what you wear, i want you to join togehter with the band!"Join together/ the who
- Charm monster

"pick up my guitar and play, just like yesterday, then i get on my knees and pray, we don't get fooled again" Won't get fooled again/The who
- Calm emotions OR break enchantment

"the world looks just the same, and history ain't changed, cause the banners they all flown in the last war" Won't get fooled again/The who
- Legend Lore

"do the watusi! with your girlfriend lucy! i can mashed potato, i can do the twist! i say c'mon baby, do you like me like this?!" Land of a thousand dances/Sugar Beats
-Otto's Irristable Dance

"i took this job, i needed one. now it's seven years since i've seen the sun!" the current/ Blue Man Group
- Darkness

"Stop! in the name of love..." i can't remember artist/title
- Hold Person

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(*puts out hair*) if the hamster on the wheel is any indicator, i'd say i'm done here for today. that and i'm out of asbestos fedoras, so putting out subsequent friction-induced fires would be a problem. hope i helped :-)
Jacob_Crowe

04-22-07, 09:05 PM
whoops forgot one

"i kept waving my arms, till i could not see, under fifteen feet of pure white snow" fifteen feet of pure white snow/ Nick Cave and the badseeds
Illusory terrain
Terjon of the Blue Rose

04-23-07, 02:08 AM
"i can go anywhere, where i choose, i can move ayhow, win or lose" Anyway, anyhow, anywhere/ The Who
- Gaseous form:thinks:

shoulda been freedom of movement


And to think I call this person my friend.:banghead:
Jacob_Crowe

04-23-07, 02:34 AM
(*peers over bard spell list again*) ah, so it is on there... that works too.

"so don't ask me no more questions, and i will tell you no lies" Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Glibness

We'll roll on with our heads held high, our conscience in the gutter, our dreams up in the sky" Roll on/ the living end
-Undectable alignment
Terjon of the Blue Rose

04-23-07, 02:45 AM
On the edge of a windowsill
Ponders his maker
Ponder his will
The streets below
He just ain't nothing

Crushing Despair
Deep ~ Pearl jam
Strudel_Lumpycakes

04-29-07, 01:53 AM
I know Divine Might isn't a bard spell, but the concept is too fun.

"Attention class,
Here we come,
We kick your ass,
That's lesson one,
You've been living in heresy,
Correction's what you need."
Divine Might
Lordi - Bringing Back The Balls To Rock

"Listen to me Children,
And I will fill your ears,
With all the sweet things
You love to hear"
Enthrall
Falconer - Enter The Glade
Terjon of the Blue Rose

04-29-07, 03:41 AM
Do bards have this spell?

Clairavoyance

Cause I need to watch things die
From a good safe distance

Vicarious - Tool