Krug Smash Squishies! [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Roboradish

01-30-05, 12:42 PM
My new character is be a half earth elemental name Krug. Krug be une...twu...tree...many years old. Krug have Wisdom and Intelligence scores of six or seven. Krug be stupid. Krug smashes squishies with tree trunk.


If you tell Krug that gold coins are shiny like the moon and that silver coins are shiny like the sun, he will most likely belive you. Krug will also be grateful to you for giving him all your 'gold' coins for all his 'silver' ones.I anticipate Krug losing a large amount of money.
Rickiel

01-30-05, 04:28 PM
Krug sounds simply... *grunt* great! Hopefully an intelligent and enterprising sort *much like my current half-elf rogue named Raz* would be willing to help Krug on Krug's journey to smash things.

Sure, Raz will make sure no one tries to cheat Krug out of his well earned stuff, and in exchange... Krug smash big things for Raz!
Trydan

01-31-05, 06:45 AM
So... does Krug have a favourite food? Either something funny (like ice-cream) or something grim (like roast unicorn).