Post/Author/DateTime	Post
HammerHeart81 01-02-04, 06:37 PM	Something other than the usual "I smite thee" ones.
The Stray 01-02-04, 06:41 PM	"DIE, THOU FOUL SPAWN OF SATAN!!!!!!!!" Sorry...couldn't resist...:D
Nakou the Saiyan 01-03-04, 08:49 AM	Your majesty I need orders Give me a quest Dont force me to run you through Sire For the King Defending your honor Ready to serve my lord My favorite color is blue... no yellow! Dost though speak unto me By the gods your annoying I never say NE Damn helmet, cant seem to get this thing... For honor... for freedom Your honor Command me Yes my Lord At once for the King Absoultely I swear it Have at thee To the death Its hammer time I want to be your sledge hammer Touch me not I am chaste No, is that your final answer I have bad breaterin Is that a horse... I aint typing this whole thing out plus its stupid In Lightbringers name, have at thee What would you ask of me Let me face the perril At your call As your wish For my people It shall be done Justice will be served Defending your name Strike with Great Veangence You are beyond redemption These are from the Warcraft series. I typed them up for someone who wanted to use them IC but didnt even end up playing the character. Some of these are actually good serious things for a paladin to say.
Arilou_skiff 01-03-04, 10:19 AM	"Torm, the True, the Brave, protect your servant from the terrors that lurk in the Night." "Where men gather, a bustle of chaos ensues... I'd save them all if I could." "TORM take you!" -Keldorn Firecam (BG2)
Levism84 01-03-04, 11:55 AM	"Grant unto me your divine strength." "The unforgiven shall fall before me." "For your sake, I pray my blade is keen." "I send thee back to the fires from which yee came." "Purge the Earth, all mighty powers!" "No way I am laying my hands on that." "If evil is hungry, I shall fill it's gut with my blade." (cold hard gaze) "You..." (draws sword)
Illithid Tentacles 01-03-04, 12:57 PM	"For <name of leige/kingdom/god goes here>!"
Arilou_skiff 01-03-04, 07:15 PM	He's not a paladin, but he kicks ass so: "JUSTICE is not blind. I am her eyes." "JUSTICE is ETERNAL." "You shall not escape my axe again."
Kenkai 01-03-04, 09:41 PM	"Now is the winter of your discontent!" hmm maybe thats better for a blackguard...
Necromancer_of_Rath 01-04-04, 12:08 AM	How about a nice phrase translated from German. "For the surrounding area, I will kill you." Too bad I can't remember the German spelling/words for it.
Jutlander 01-04-04, 04:22 PM	"The question is not how I separate the heretics from the innocent. The question is how many I can burn." Paraphrased Warhammer World Witchhunter. Jutlander.
Kenkai 01-04-04, 06:28 PM	I saw this on a thread about intimidate: "I know my Order prevents me from killing you, but nobody said you had to die."
WarDragon 01-04-04, 08:39 PM	Est Sularus oth Mithas ("My Honor is my Life") "My faith protects me. My armor helps" When talking to a fiend: "Foul spawn of evil, you have no place in the living world! Back to the pits with you!" "My god stands beside me. Where's yours?" "Don't make me do something I'll have to Atone for." The first two are taken or paraphrased from books (DragonLance, and "the Dresden Files," respectively) and I just made the others up. Also, I totally agree with some of the WarCraft quotes.
David777 01-06-04, 08:29 AM	how about low int paladin 'uh... for ... rightousness and stuff' 'by that honor thingy it smite time' or the simple 'deamons? me kill!!!' and 'yarrrgh stab slash smite stab... uh... slash smite!' 'by that god fella i'll hurt you bad!' things like "for honor and glory" are just far to bland
Dr. Jubal Harshaw 01-06-04, 04:47 PM	"I seldom miss" (the battle cry of a paladin IMC who usually rolls three critical misses immediatley after.)
Malavus 01-06-04, 08:51 PM	How about: "Darkness forever presses against the domain of light. Let our faith hold the line!" And here is one for you Blackguard fans: "The path to power is the blood of my enemies. Like any path, it is only useful when well trodden." :)
Sir Neil 01-07-04, 02:45 AM	"Be not afraid." "Where is your faith?" "Have confidence." -- Joshua ben-Joseph "Are you hurt?" "Word reached me that there was trouble, so I came." "Calm." "I beg you to let me accompany you." "You don't need me to tell you how to obey the law without hurting others, do you?" -- Alhandra
Lanoitakude 01-07-04, 11:34 PM	"Fell deeds await. Now for wrath! Now for ruin! AND THE RED DAWN!!!" "Give no mercy to evil, for you will recieve none from them." "Hmmm, I just found a new cure for evil!" *slashes demons head off* "Clata, varatu....um....*cough*mumblemumble*coug h*" ZZZZAAAAPP!
Kenkai 01-08-04, 02:22 AM	"By the power of greyskull...I HAVE THE POWER!" :rolleyes:
howlingwolf 01-08-04, 05:39 AM	'*Pointing to the sky* This is in your name *Insert god here*!' 'REPENT! And thy shall be saved..' - Gotta say it Ave Ventura style people. :D 'There is indeed a difference between holy, and being holey..' - Usually said before being run through or shot. :ayyyy!: 'I shall help you brother. But only on the condition that.. *SLAP* You duck next time!' - Used while 'Slapping' on hands for healing on a dimwit ally. :smirk:
Emir 01-08-04, 06:07 AM	Palladin quotes: "Law will be served" "In the name of the Law" "I'm not afraid" "Who threatens the wilds..." Wait, that for a Druid :P OR another Pally quote: ":censored::censored::censored::censored: :censored::censored::censored::censored: :censored::censored:"*heads bursts into peices now* Or... "Look busy...Jesus is coming"
Landor 01-10-04, 04:55 PM	"I love you. You love me. We're a happy *chops head off*." Not realy for a paladin but: "In the name of Landor, Prince of Elves, DEMON BE GONE!" "Move Zig for...great...justice." "Where are the Cheatos©?" "Now the light, she fades; and darkness settles in. But I will find strength; I will find pride within. Because altho i die, our freedom shall be won. Tho I die, La Resistance live on."
Raymond_Luxury_Yacht 01-10-04, 05:01 PM	"HAVE AT THEE!"
CosmicJester 01-11-04, 04:25 AM	Made this up when playing a pallie for the first time the other day: The might of <diety> knows no bounds!!
Dalis 01-11-04, 11:03 PM	Be Just or Be Dead!
Nakou the Saiyan 01-13-04, 12:39 AM	"I'll shave your beard and spank you like a monkey!" It has nothing to do with Paladins, but we were in an adventure when our DM had our group pitted against the iconic characters. That is what I said to Tordek... :D
Voran 01-13-04, 07:01 PM	KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
Raymond_Luxury_Yacht 01-13-04, 07:41 PM	TASTE FIERY DEATH, FOUL INFANTS! For the paladins of Toastytot.
Thorr the Destroyer 01-13-04, 09:26 PM	101 WITTY PALADIN SAYINGS 1. And now, judgement! 2. The day your sins rise against you is at hand! 3. EVERY day is judgement day! 4. (to the tune of the Ride of the Valkyrie) fight for justice, Kill For Truth, SLAY ALL EVIL, ta t-t-taaaa 5. The cherry blossom falls upon the soil; the sword falls upon the foe. 6. Come out and fight foul spawn of the underworld. 7. I challenge you in the name of Tyr, God of Justice! 8. Die creature of darkness! 9. I am ___, champion of justice! In the name of ___ I will right wrongs and triumph over evil; and that means you! 10. Die, head-in-the-clouds!" 11. Come eat cold steel, things of the underworld! 12. Throw down your swords and prepare to be judged! 13. Drain this, fang-boy! 14. You! Yes, you! The boney thing! Die! 15. Yo, she-:censored::censored::censored::censored: :censored:! (Unsheaths sword) Let's go! 16. Nighty-night, zombies! 17. Hey, ugly, green, and terminally unwashed! Come here and fight like a man! 18. SPOON! - Not in the face! Not in the face! 19. Ad majorem dei gloriam. - For the greater glory of god 20. Go bleech your roots, creep! 21. Allright boys, let's dance! 22. It's a great day to be a Paladin. 23. Get some! 24. Punish or be punished. 25. Squeal like a pig! 26. Start prayin' boy, and you better pray real good. 27. Hey, foul villains! Knock off all that evil!! 28. The first step in making friends is *not to eat people*. 29. Evildoers! Eat my Justice! 30. Let's hang ten for Justice! 31. Avaunt foul feindish thingy!!! 32. Un-tentacle that fair ingenou! 33. Eat my shorts, dark spawn of fat women!!! 34. I`ll slay the evil fiend, and smile, because I smile a lot and have a lot of teeth. 35. You had better watch your manners demon or I`ll give one hell of a wedgie!!!! 36. Your shoes are untied! 37. Evil doers beware! 38. I've come to demand the surrender of Hell! 39. There can't be more than 50 of them, I won't be hurt! 40. To have the courage for fighting means to have the courage for victory!" 41. Within our quest we are invincible. 42. Prepare to meet thy highest judge. 43. Thy soul be blessed and thy sins forgiven. 44. You ____ ! -infidel -heretic -mongrel -cur -cad -villain -slime 45. I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR HEART OUT WITH A SPOON!!!! 46. I'm going to cut your heart out with a kender! 47. WHAT.... is the capitol of Assyria? 48. WHAT.... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? 49. Prepare to feel the Wrath of all that is good, Hell Spawn! 50. Evil always turns in on itself - Justice shall prevail! 51. For God and country! 52. All that is good and holy, aid me now as I confront this vile evil! 53. Prepare to atone for your sins! 54. Renounce your foul deeds now and I shall spare you. 55. I claim this land for all that is good, leave now and I shall not destroy you. 56. Repent now or spend your after life in eternal damnation. 57. With Justice <insert favorite deity> judges and makes war upon the foul and unrighteous! 58. <insert favorite deity> has deemed you unworthy - I am his/her sword hand, prepare to meet damnation. 59. When Evil walks abroad, I must confront it. 60. May my sword do my God's will! 61. Prepare to make your maker! 62. I am prepared to meet my maker, are you? 63. With my dying breath I shall continue to remove the tarnish of your shadow from this world! 64. Summon your faith! It shall make us strong in the face of this obscene evil! 65. The courage of one can change the destiny of many. 66. Prepare to feel the iron gauntlet of Tyr the Evenhanded! 67. Surrender, cowardly followers of evil! 68. I'm gonna KICK your sorry ass! 69. SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAMMITY SPAM, SPAMMITY SPAM! 70. DOOM! 71. I am Ergol the magnificent: small in stature, large in power, narrow of purpose, and wide of vision. I have the power to make your :censored::censored::censored::censored: turn blue!" while unsheathing sword: Let me introduce you to a friend of mine... 72. (with a look of boredom and frustration) More <enemy type>!! Gods, and I just finished cleaning up from the last bunch!!" 73. Can you, like, surrender NOW or something? 74. Uhhhh...I'm like, gonna kick your ass. Uh huh huh, huh huh. 75. while charging: YAAAaaaaawwwwnnnn...mhhm...mhhm...mm. 76. DDIIIIIIEEEEEEE!! 77. DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE! 78. Don't MAKE me come over there after you! 79. Surrender now or face me!..no, no... Give up now and I mean it!...no....You still have a chance to surr(finishes his charge and attacks), oh, never mind. 80. (If fighting some beautiful enemy)Back foul temptress! Even though thine image dost set my loins afire, I shall not be deterred from my task! 81. while attacking: "OUCH! Now that's GOTTA hurt!" 82. So, come here often?" 83. OH YEAH, want some more, do ya'. Come and get it, and get it.YEAH! Hey, I got some for you too! Here ya' go. Feels good, don't it!?! 84. Just a flesh wound. 85. I see that your schwartz is as BIG as mine! Now, let's see how well you handle it! 86. Fight, fight, fight. That's all I do around here. Day-in, day-out. 87. Bash this, slice that, castrate whatever. How come I don't get to do any of the fun stuff?" 88. after battle: "That's it?" 89. Has anyone seen my sword?(amidst piles of bodies) 90. Whoa, lookit the gash on that one! 91. Well, I don't know about ya'all, but I could use a drink. 92. If you kill me, I will only become more powerful! 93. I am not a coward, but it is not fitting for me to get my suit of armor dirty, I gotta be an example to the kids! 94. WHAT.... is the average rainfall of the amazon baisin? 95. After defeating but not dispatching..."Remember, no matter where you go, or how powerful you become, there will always be someone out there mightier than you. And that someone is me." 96. Let me convince you of the error of your ways. 97. Tell me if this hurts. 98. This is your ticket to the afterlife. 99. (talking to his sword) "Here's the goblin I promised you. 100. It wouldn't be proper for me to put this back without killing SOMETHING! 101. Try not to bleed all over my boots. 102. You demons are all alike... blah, blah, blah." 103. Why am I not worried? 104. To the undead..."You won't be so lucky this time." 105. Save your diseases for the less righteous." 106. Looks like you've lost a few fights in your day." 107. God befriend us, as our cause is just!" 108. Doomsday is near; die all, die merrily" 109. Say thy prayers, and farewell. 110. ...and you shall know that I am the Lord when I strike upon thee with great vengence... 111. Holy Avenger Batman! 112. (after a brawl to opponent) Here are your teeth... 113. Ahhh c'mon its not so bad... Its just the Abyss 114. (to a demon) You are one ugly mother:censored::censored::censored::cen sored:er.
AureliusVI 01-14-04, 04:12 PM	For the philosophical paladin... Darkness cannot truely follow light, for the paladin has often been called the bringer of light, and being a paladin I can assure you I have left no enemies in my wake of vengence. -Verra Vangaurd, she sings of her god and the bards sing of her. (More to come when I feel philosophical-y)
CaoSlayer 01-16-04, 08:34 AM	115 this foe seems to suck and how is going to be ****
Tzor 01-16-04, 11:26 AM	"It is not I who shall slay you, for I am a mere nothing, a servant of a force more powerful than you. It is the power of good and the force of justice within me that shall surely slay thee, if not from my own hands, then from another."
aleshandre 01-16-04, 02:37 PM	Said to my Pally of tyr, by another paladin of tyr "Tyr says he can get me out of this, but he's pretty sure you're screwed." BTW, you stole my Paladin's battle cry "SPOON!!!".
Myer Lynk 01-16-04, 06:51 PM	"spoon" ? "not in the face" ? :cool: