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Stormheart 09-25-05, 10:19 PM	Hello everyone, I was sitting around trying to come up with some ideas for a bad guy NPC and my friend and I came up with this.... what about an orc ranger from another planet (hold on this gets funny). You flesh him out to give him the best possible threat rang with a club (more on club in a bit). Improved Crit, favored crit, etc. when we did it we had his crit range at 11-20 times 2. here's the funny part his club is actually his "rattle". see the planet he is from they age backwards. so the younger you look the older you are. (remind anybody of a TV show?) We named him Morc The Orc. (Mork & Mindy......Mork From Ork?) We thought you could have him kidnap someone and take them as a play friend. Have the party try to rescue them, but egg on the big brute of the party by saying "the cute baby orc this, the cute baby orc that" then WHAM!!!! smack the hell out of the party. Pretty funny if you can pull it off. :evillaugh I can see it now.... Party: Oh don't worry he's just a baby......WHAT THE HELL!!!! (as Big fighter gets slain in one hit.) Later all.
Jaime_Wolf 09-26-05, 10:00 PM	All I can see is that you and I have very, very different senses of humour...