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fullmetal80110 09-28-06, 09:51 PM	In my game I have a smart ass character who gets away with anything, I have lipped off to a great worm dragon at level 5 and lived to tell the tale. I am posting this thread so I can hear what you have done that is hilarious prank/remark wise. I will start it off with one. I am at this royal council listening to the 40+ people stand up individually and say I am this paladin/cleric of Pelor or something along those lines. About 16 people in I decide to stand up. (I am playing an elf warlock) I stand up and say "I am Haladir Darkmoon", than I push my elf ears forward and say "I am an elf, for the slow people that couldn't tell" and than sat down. (Keep in mind this is to people like the aspects of the dietys, kings, queens and other nobles) PLEASE POST SOME :heehee statements
dominus_casuum 09-29-06, 01:16 AM	Well, one...memorable...bard I played (he's why I hate bards) once was told by a king: "The penalty for mocking Our royal person is death!" To which he replied: "Don't you mean looking at it?" He was saved from beheading by my friend's frenzied berserker, who killed the king, his court, his bodyguards, his pet monkey, and the party paladin who tried restraining him.
Fithero 09-29-06, 01:27 AM	My elf dancer who wielded a spiked chain and specalised in tripping and disarming, said this to the BBEG's right hand man, a blackguard/assassian (who wielded 2 bastard swords) Just before the battle began, "See that sword, i want it"... 3 rounds into combat he sneak attacked me from behind with that very sword, then said, "There you go!" Same character, to an female, ancient green dragon, after her long winded speech about how she would tear us apart, then enslave our families for generations (speech was about 5 minutes long real time)... after she was done, my character stepped forward, looked up at her and said- "Bring it, B*tch!"... then proceeded to get a string of awsome rolls, and manage to trip her :P Peace
Crimsondagger 09-29-06, 07:11 PM	While playing a swashbuckler who was the only fool in a group of very serius characters we had taken possesion of a large nasty hammer. We later found ourselves stairing at a large ogre in armor saying that the armor was his and that we should let him have it. My character picked up the hammer and simply asked if the ogre would not mind closing his eyes and holding out his hands and if he would not mind lowering himself a bit so that I could give it to him. My character then gave it to him by crushing the ogres skull with the weapon. where upon he turned to the rest of the group and said " well he did ask for it."
MyNameForevermore 09-29-06, 08:58 PM	Playing a Warforged Hexblade who was interested in getting "sex installation surgery" we went into the shop of a gnome engineer who was obviously experimenting with things he shouldn't be. We began to discuss the price (a steep 500g) and eventually we decided that 500 was fair. My fellow party member (a swashbuckler) was very skilled in handling these sort of interactions, but (playing to my character's personality) I was a little bit socially awkward. The gnome began to talk about the surgery and said "Well, to do this surgery, I'm gonna have to go inside of you and move some stuff around, put some stuff in, and take some stuff out." To which Nemo (my warforged) replied; "I wasn't actually intending for man on man..." :gah:
Daos 09-29-06, 10:43 PM	When PC's do search checks when there's nothing there. Entering a Cave: Roll: 22 You see rocks. In the woods: Roll: 25 You find a tree. In a ruined temple: Roll 28 You find your party members.
fullmetal80110 09-30-06, 11:47 PM	Those are awesome, but I was hoping to get more material... I mean feedback from this, well keep 'em coming!
thrythlind 10-01-06, 02:15 AM	Kya'Rei L'Di'Shinabon Question put to her: "Have you ever slept with anything elven?" Response: "Does a tall halfling count?"
Roivas 10-01-06, 04:54 AM	Our half vampire monk finds his mother, the full vampire who has gone senile from her imprisonment within her coffin over the two decades she was trapped in her home. She needed to feed, so my character the draeglolth went to make sure she didn't get killed. My character had a long history of doing very cruel things to NPCs that chose to ally with the party [he was choatic evil], mostly because he was insatiably wicked. As i left... 1/2Vamp: You be careful with my mother! Draeglolth: Don't worry I won't hurt the old bat. Oh, I kill me.
MyNameForevermore 10-01-06, 02:13 PM	Don't worry I won't hurt the old bat. Oh that is rich.
GalaionEmpire 10-01-06, 11:11 PM	I have been playing a neutral human female rouge, sorcer since 3e came out. I don’t play the carter much any more as she is too high level. In the campaign the party was often split up doing there own thing. My carter spent a lot of time on the elemental plans dealing with Dejin and most of it in the plan of earth with the Grate Khan who had a crush on my carter. Not being one to let such an exploitable situation slide, and my carter’s need to screw with names and titles. She started calling the Grate Khan the Grand Pooh-Bah. The best part is that he dint get mad do to his infatuation. She also taunted evil dragons in attempts to make them attack. This most often failed as she had a reputation fore killing them.