Quotes for my Warforged character [Archive] - Wizards Community

Quotes for my Warforged character [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Drow64
07-22-07, 02:58 PM He's a very robotic guy, and uses robotic terms and such, like these:
All your base are belong to us.
Query: Why the nine hells are you still fighting?
You have no chance to survive make your time.
ASSIMILATE! ASSIMILATE! ASSIMILATE!

Got any more quotes he could use?
DodoStek
07-22-07, 03:36 PM Resistance is futile! (Or useless, as posed by the Vogons of The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy ;))
Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law. (First three directives of Robocop's programming.)
Khadmus
07-22-07, 04:32 PM How are you gentlemen !!
...
You are on the way to destruction.
...
psilontech
07-22-07, 05:59 PM For the love of god, drop All your base are belong to us, it's soo freaking old and overused at this point.

Now, for quotes:
Call everyone meatbags and comment on their pitiful life expectancies.
Question their judgement simply because they are 'fleshies', and whenever they hear anything, question wrether or not they did, "Becuase of all of the blood pumping through your ears, I'm suprised you can hear anything".
Etc, etc. Just be a loveably racist (Fleshist??) robot. :p
CrimsonDeath
07-22-07, 07:04 PM Refer to people as being "damaged" rather than "wounded", and "repaired" rather than "healed".
alphageekmattpi
07-22-07, 07:13 PM im in you dungeon killing all your goblins
ArgulFraster
07-22-07, 08:40 PM "You won't be assimilated, puny meatbags. I will merely spill your outmoded meat-liquids from your inefficient bodies and remove all valuables from your corpse."

Translation: "You're useless! I'm gunna kill ya, and then I'm a-gunna loot ya!"
Terjon of the Blue Rose
07-23-07, 12:26 AM Danger, (insert youngest character name here)! Danger!
LoneStranger
07-23-07, 03:02 AM You can use the word "organics" as either a curse word or source of frustration...

"We've finally hit town, where is everyone going?"
"To the brothel!"
"Organics" *hangs head in annoyance*
Stormbrand
07-23-07, 09:43 AM "This is not war, this is pest control."
GuyrtheadamantineOne
07-23-07, 12:09 PM EX-TER-MI-NATE!(Daleks rules!)
Lunas_Argent
07-24-07, 01:27 AM Anything from Robocop, Terminator, Short Circut.
Ya, a big warforged barbarian running through the dungeon shouting, "Johnny Five is alive!!!"
Lunas_Argent
07-24-07, 01:28 AM Bite my shiny metal ^$$
Drow64
07-24-07, 02:49 PM EX-TER-MI-NATE!(Daleks rules!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWMAgQPVtEo
DALEK DALEK CHULA DALEK SARLAAC DALEK DALEK DALEK TRUCK!
Phelot_Plaguecrafter
07-26-07, 10:57 PM No matter what race anyone else in your party is playing, introduce them all as human.
Example: Your party is a male human, a female human, a male elf, a female half-orc, and a male gnome.
You say, "This is man, woman, skinny man, large woman, and short man."

Also, watch Doctor Who and quote the Cybermen as much as robotically possible.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Drow64 07-22-07, 02:58 PM	He's a very robotic guy, and uses robotic terms and such, like these: All your base are belong to us. Query: Why the nine hells are you still fighting? You have no chance to survive make your time. ASSIMILATE! ASSIMILATE! ASSIMILATE! Got any more quotes he could use?
DodoStek 07-22-07, 03:36 PM	Resistance is futile! (Or useless, as posed by the Vogons of The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy ;)) Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law. (First three directives of Robocop's programming.)
Khadmus 07-22-07, 04:32 PM	How are you gentlemen !! ... You are on the way to destruction. ...
psilontech 07-22-07, 05:59 PM	For the love of god, drop All your base are belong to us, it's soo freaking old and overused at this point. Now, for quotes: Call everyone meatbags and comment on their pitiful life expectancies. Question their judgement simply because they are 'fleshies', and whenever they hear anything, question wrether or not they did, "Becuase of all of the blood pumping through your ears, I'm suprised you can hear anything". Etc, etc. Just be a loveably racist (Fleshist??) robot. :p
CrimsonDeath 07-22-07, 07:04 PM	Refer to people as being "damaged" rather than "wounded", and "repaired" rather than "healed".
alphageekmattpi 07-22-07, 07:13 PM	im in you dungeon killing all your goblins
ArgulFraster 07-22-07, 08:40 PM	"You won't be assimilated, puny meatbags. I will merely spill your outmoded meat-liquids from your inefficient bodies and remove all valuables from your corpse." Translation: "You're useless! I'm gunna kill ya, and then I'm a-gunna loot ya!"
Terjon of the Blue Rose 07-23-07, 12:26 AM	Danger, (insert youngest character name here)! Danger!
LoneStranger 07-23-07, 03:02 AM	You can use the word "organics" as either a curse word or source of frustration... "We've finally hit town, where is everyone going?" "To the brothel!" "Organics" hangs head in annoyance
Stormbrand 07-23-07, 09:43 AM	"This is not war, this is pest control."
GuyrtheadamantineOne 07-23-07, 12:09 PM	EX-TER-MI-NATE!(Daleks rules!)
Lunas_Argent 07-24-07, 01:27 AM	Anything from Robocop, Terminator, Short Circut. Ya, a big warforged barbarian running through the dungeon shouting, "Johnny Five is alive!!!"
Lunas_Argent 07-24-07, 01:28 AM	Bite my shiny metal ^$$
Drow64 07-24-07, 02:49 PM	EX-TER-MI-NATE!(Daleks rules!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWMAgQPVtEo DALEK DALEK CHULA DALEK SARLAAC DALEK DALEK DALEK TRUCK!
Phelot_Plaguecrafter 07-26-07, 10:57 PM	No matter what race anyone else in your party is playing, introduce them all as human. Example: Your party is a male human, a female human, a male elf, a female half-orc, and a male gnome. You say, "This is man, woman, skinny man, large woman, and short man." Also, watch Doctor Who and quote the Cybermen as much as robotically possible.