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bestone
02-01-07, 01:53 AM so my dm let me be an incarnate construct, we started off at level 8

I choose from mm, the animated object...my object? a spoon

Thats right, im an incarnate animated spoon

Im size tiny, and my dm ruled that i could have natural levitation for free (well really flight up to a height of 5')

I just created the character, but i dont know where to go with it, i know i wear a cape, but i want to know what you guys think, im thinking psionicist....

Gonna be hard to get magical items, i cant imagine i'd have too many slots..
Decinious
02-01-07, 02:13 AM Don't let body slots get in your way... Have your cape enchanted to act like a bag of holding that can absorb, and let magical items that don't require a body slot, work. Heck, I'd even let you make a cape that would absorb and use items that required a body slot. I personally like to reward completely original ideas that have flare. So, are you getting yourself enchanted with create food, so people can use you to eat out of an empty bowl?
bestone
02-01-07, 02:20 AM Oh man, now thats an idea, i think so! lol
philnicau
02-01-07, 02:27 AM Just keep away from Psychics, for they will tell you
There is no Spoon
:D :D :D
Argo
02-01-07, 04:31 AM No, no!

Go Rogue.
A sneak attacking spoon? NOBODY will see that coming.

"Officer! Officer! A spoon just stole my wallet!" He'll get arrested.

Even better, PrC Arcane Trickster
You have to be able to cast 3rd level spells, but you can convince your DM to let you engrave your spellbook on yourself. If the DM won't go for that (probably won't), then do it as a Sorceror (only one more level than a Wiz). More spells per day = benefit for someone with no arms. For Somatic components, you wave yourself around.

But just picture it:
Your mark enters the inn for dinner. He eats, the rest of your party causes a distraction, a fight at the bar...
You've got ranged legerdemain to lift his coin purse and mage hand to float it over to your partner at another table, and sneak attack if he notices. Then you keep levelling up as a Trickster, and you get all sorts of cool stuff.

It'll be awesome.

Or: Assassin Spoon!!
Guy picks up a spoon to eat his soup... Puts it to his lips, and it DEATH ATTACKS him. Guaranteed. Everybody lets their guard down when they're eating soup. That's how they got Saddam. He was in his spider hole eating a big bowl of Cream of Broccoli, and BAM!, they snagged him.

Perfection.
bestone
02-01-07, 04:47 AM ROFLMAO i've never laughed so hard in my life

spoon assassin it may just have to be
Fithero
02-01-07, 10:24 AM Everybody lets their guard down when they're eating soup.

Hahahaha.... so true :P

I think monk would be the best bet.... monk with vow of poverty :P

Just float round... feeding poor people... and jamming yourself into the eyes of evil do'ers :P

Perfect plan :)

Peace
Doomed_Penguin
02-01-07, 03:13 PM A spoon assassin. So you'll cramming yourself down people's throats to death attack them. Geez. Well, make sure you have a nondection spell on you at all times. And buy a set of replicas of yourself, along with forks and knives. You could even have your own resteraunt. A very -deadly- resteraunt...
Argo
02-01-07, 04:21 PM Well, make sure you have a nondection spell on you at all times.

A nondetection spell? How paranoid do you have to be to cast Detect Evil on your cutlery?
bestone
02-01-07, 07:30 PM A nondetection spell? How paranoid do you have to be to cast Detect Evil on your cutlery?

Roflmao
Fithero
02-01-07, 07:53 PM while your at it... make sure your made out of silver, cold iron or adamantine or something like that

Im never gonna eat with a spoon again.... eatin soup with a fork is going to be intersting! :P

Peace
JaiaDrottsingr
02-01-07, 08:11 PM I feel a sudden and compelling urge to draw a comparison to The Tick.

I agree with Argo, a Sorceror/Rogue/Arcane Trickster would make for an awesome spoon, and you don't need components, other than a couple of Mystic Passes. Plus, you don't need food, can coat yourself with Poison Jamm, and can find your way into a heavily guarded castle and into the throat of a BBEG quite easily,
Uberwoot
02-02-07, 11:53 AM I am considering just what kind of storyline a spoon assassin would get himself into and can't help but think that it would result inevitably in a kingdom where spoons are banned.

One night, king's criers all around the country break open sealed orders and proclaim the new law: spoons are to be destroyed! Throughout the night, great bonfires burn, the spoons of the nation being melted down to slag as patriotic citizens angrily toss buckets of spoons into the flames. A nation's freedom dies that night; soon to follow are bans on pillows, writing quills, and powdered wigs as the nation's paranoiac leaders sink slowly into madness, dragging their realm into the depths of despair and chaos.

...it could happen.
Khandar
02-02-07, 01:05 PM Does nobody else see the obvious class choice? Bard with Perform (Spoons). YOU SPOONY BARD!
Adrian_Crane
02-02-07, 03:20 PM I love this thread so much. *insert pic of kitten with ball of yarn here*
Doomed_Penguin
02-02-07, 09:15 PM A nondetection spell? How paranoid do you have to be to cast Detect Evil on your cutlery?

Look, I don't know what kind of DM you have, but as for me and my characters... well, lets just say that almost everyone in my group takes a one level dip into paladin during some point in their careers.
Argo
02-03-07, 04:25 AM Be sure to take Eschew Materials!

And max out ranks in Disguise, so you can pose as a fork.
Doomed_Penguin
02-03-07, 07:49 PM And max out ranks in Disguise, so you can pose as a fork.

ROTFLMBO!!! Argo, you are my personal Jesus...
razhan
02-05-07, 01:01 AM Hide? who can see a spoon that actualy and conciosly tries to hide itself. heck i cant even find the spoons in my own room.

talking to somebody could make them think their crazy" I am Your god sacrifice your body to the cause!!"
TheAnthroDM
02-05-07, 01:12 AM heh, reminds me of the Castrate with a spoon comment my last party's rogue was always making.

hmmm

"Don't make me mad off for I'll castrate you with.... myself"
Orcdoubleax
02-05-07, 11:40 AM first idea magical engravings sort of like magic tatooes.

As for class I am definatly in the Assiasian school of thought. so many grusome ways to kill things.

I also thing monk. Mainly because you not going to be your own weapon. tiny is of course a poor monk dam, but you are a spoon after all.

I also have the feel of a thick slezzy accent. That is assuming you can talk in some way.

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bestone 02-01-07, 01:53 AM	so my dm let me be an incarnate construct, we started off at level 8 I choose from mm, the animated object...my object? a spoon Thats right, im an incarnate animated spoon Im size tiny, and my dm ruled that i could have natural levitation for free (well really flight up to a height of 5') I just created the character, but i dont know where to go with it, i know i wear a cape, but i want to know what you guys think, im thinking psionicist.... Gonna be hard to get magical items, i cant imagine i'd have too many slots..
Decinious 02-01-07, 02:13 AM	Don't let body slots get in your way... Have your cape enchanted to act like a bag of holding that can absorb, and let magical items that don't require a body slot, work. Heck, I'd even let you make a cape that would absorb and use items that required a body slot. I personally like to reward completely original ideas that have flare. So, are you getting yourself enchanted with create food, so people can use you to eat out of an empty bowl?
bestone 02-01-07, 02:20 AM	Oh man, now thats an idea, i think so! lol
philnicau 02-01-07, 02:27 AM	Just keep away from Psychics, for they will tell you There is no Spoon :D :D :D
Argo 02-01-07, 04:31 AM	No, no! Go Rogue. A sneak attacking spoon? NOBODY will see that coming. "Officer! Officer! A spoon just stole my wallet!" He'll get arrested. Even better, PrC Arcane Trickster You have to be able to cast 3rd level spells, but you can convince your DM to let you engrave your spellbook on yourself. If the DM won't go for that (probably won't), then do it as a Sorceror (only one more level than a Wiz). More spells per day = benefit for someone with no arms. For Somatic components, you wave yourself around. But just picture it: Your mark enters the inn for dinner. He eats, the rest of your party causes a distraction, a fight at the bar... You've got ranged legerdemain to lift his coin purse and mage hand to float it over to your partner at another table, and sneak attack if he notices. Then you keep levelling up as a Trickster, and you get all sorts of cool stuff. It'll be awesome. Or: Assassin Spoon!! Guy picks up a spoon to eat his soup... Puts it to his lips, and it DEATH ATTACKS him. Guaranteed. Everybody lets their guard down when they're eating soup. That's how they got Saddam. He was in his spider hole eating a big bowl of Cream of Broccoli, and BAM!, they snagged him. Perfection.
bestone 02-01-07, 04:47 AM	ROFLMAO i've never laughed so hard in my life spoon assassin it may just have to be
Fithero 02-01-07, 10:24 AM	Everybody lets their guard down when they're eating soup. Hahahaha.... so true :P I think monk would be the best bet.... monk with vow of poverty :P Just float round... feeding poor people... and jamming yourself into the eyes of evil do'ers :P Perfect plan :) Peace
Doomed_Penguin 02-01-07, 03:13 PM	A spoon assassin. So you'll cramming yourself down people's throats to death attack them. Geez. Well, make sure you have a nondection spell on you at all times. And buy a set of replicas of yourself, along with forks and knives. You could even have your own resteraunt. A very -deadly- resteraunt...
Argo 02-01-07, 04:21 PM	Well, make sure you have a nondection spell on you at all times. A nondetection spell? How paranoid do you have to be to cast Detect Evil on your cutlery?
bestone 02-01-07, 07:30 PM	A nondetection spell? How paranoid do you have to be to cast Detect Evil on your cutlery? Roflmao
Fithero 02-01-07, 07:53 PM	while your at it... make sure your made out of silver, cold iron or adamantine or something like that Im never gonna eat with a spoon again.... eatin soup with a fork is going to be intersting! :P Peace
JaiaDrottsingr 02-01-07, 08:11 PM	I feel a sudden and compelling urge to draw a comparison to The Tick. I agree with Argo, a Sorceror/Rogue/Arcane Trickster would make for an awesome spoon, and you don't need components, other than a couple of Mystic Passes. Plus, you don't need food, can coat yourself with Poison Jamm, and can find your way into a heavily guarded castle and into the throat of a BBEG quite easily,
Uberwoot 02-02-07, 11:53 AM	I am considering just what kind of storyline a spoon assassin would get himself into and can't help but think that it would result inevitably in a kingdom where spoons are banned. One night, king's criers all around the country break open sealed orders and proclaim the new law: spoons are to be destroyed! Throughout the night, great bonfires burn, the spoons of the nation being melted down to slag as patriotic citizens angrily toss buckets of spoons into the flames. A nation's freedom dies that night; soon to follow are bans on pillows, writing quills, and powdered wigs as the nation's paranoiac leaders sink slowly into madness, dragging their realm into the depths of despair and chaos. ...it could happen.
Khandar 02-02-07, 01:05 PM	Does nobody else see the obvious class choice? Bard with Perform (Spoons). YOU SPOONY BARD!
Adrian_Crane 02-02-07, 03:20 PM	I love this thread so much. insert pic of kitten with ball of yarn here
Doomed_Penguin 02-02-07, 09:15 PM	A nondetection spell? How paranoid do you have to be to cast Detect Evil on your cutlery? Look, I don't know what kind of DM you have, but as for me and my characters... well, lets just say that almost everyone in my group takes a one level dip into paladin during some point in their careers.
Argo 02-03-07, 04:25 AM	Be sure to take Eschew Materials! And max out ranks in Disguise, so you can pose as a fork.
Doomed_Penguin 02-03-07, 07:49 PM	And max out ranks in Disguise, so you can pose as a fork. ROTFLMBO!!! Argo, you are my personal Jesus...
razhan 02-05-07, 01:01 AM	Hide? who can see a spoon that actualy and conciosly tries to hide itself. heck i cant even find the spoons in my own room. talking to somebody could make them think their crazy" I am Your god sacrifice your body to the cause!!"
TheAnthroDM 02-05-07, 01:12 AM	heh, reminds me of the Castrate with a spoon comment my last party's rogue was always making. hmmm "Don't make me mad off for I'll castrate you with.... myself"
Orcdoubleax 02-05-07, 11:40 AM	first idea magical engravings sort of like magic tatooes. As for class I am definatly in the Assiasian school of thought. so many grusome ways to kill things. I also thing monk. Mainly because you not going to be your own weapon. tiny is of course a poor monk dam, but you are a spoon after all. I also have the feel of a thick slezzy accent. That is assuming you can talk in some way.