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Otogi

11-11-05, 09:22 PM
Would you want to see one too? Here is my character. She will be awnsering these all as if she were being interveiwed. Please rate one to five.

Part 1: The Basics

1. What is your full name?

"Euas 'Havoc' Ian Jr., which means Gaint Enemy. I really hate giants!"

2. Where and when were you born?

"I was born in a small community of earth races, such as dwarves, goliaths and gnomes. I was born in 724."

3. Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)

"Oh, god, I almost never remeber! My mother was a Dryad and my father was a gnome who worked as a smith. I remember my mother would always let me get away with things, but my father was so strict. Her name was Yuna and his name was Euas Ian. My mother was a kind, motherly woman. My mother, he always seemed kind of mean to me, even though he says he dose it becuase he loves me."

4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?

"Nope, never. I was an only child."

5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.

"I just wonder from place to place, never really staying, never really missing the place"

6. What is your occupation?

"Adventurer. Yeah, I know, it is AWESOME! You probititly never interview that many adventures, do you? Oh, you do? Nevermind, than"

7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.

"Well, I have dirty blonde hair in a braided ponytail right now, but I might dye it pink. I'm about 3'2". I'm a Half-Gnome, if anybody you meet is looking for something more ethnic. I'm not telling you my weight, so don't even ask! Ohh, I just love wearing silk lined *#%$, it just feels so good! I preety much wear a femmene clothing, dresses, skirts, you know. I have a tattoo of a blue slaad on my back and front, reaching from my lower neck to my thighs. It looks preety wierd. NO I WON'T SHOW YOU! My eyes are a deep blue. I don't have any scars. I have two, colorful dragonfly wings on my back, don't they look great?"

8. To which social class do you belong?

"Pfft! I don't care about class! But, I think I belong to lower-middle"

9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?

"Nah, I don't think so. Although, I did break out when I eat some food at a tavern. That really wasn't a great weekend"

10. Are you right- or left-handed?

"I'm a lefty"

11. What does your voice sound like?

"Well, it's kinda of a dorky high pitched voice, it's kinda cute, don't ya think?"

12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?

"Hmmmm...how about 'DIE GIANT!'"

13. What do you have in your pockets?

"I have some perfume, gold and a half-eaten peice of bread"

14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?

"Do I? Well, I can't hang around a lawful creature for more than an hour or I'll go bezerk! I always wait for others to eat before me, I never let people watch me exercise, I leave the door constantly unlocked, I have a strong erge to hit on taller guys sometimes and I don't shave my armpits, ever!"


Part 2: Growing Up

15. How would you describe your childhood in general?

"I was always a trickster. My dad always punished me for pulling pranks on other gnomes. I always liked picking on male gnomes, just becuase I was a girl. I still kinda do."

16. What is your earliest memory?

"*sigh* Let me think...I think it was when my mom told me about incarnum."

17. How much schooling have you had?

"Just enough to get me a few jobs."

18. Did you enjoy school?

"Yeah, it sounds silly for someone for me, but I did. It's a gnomer thing. Hey, you can't say gnomer! Only gnomes can, mabey some cool earthly races, but it ends there!"

19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?

"Well, I learned it from an extraplanar creautre. It was by a blue slaad. He had been here on astral travel, trying to cuase havoc where ever he was. He tought me how to use incarnum. He taught me about the the arcane and the planes (Knowledge [Arcana] and Knowledge [the Planes). He also told me about spells and what they do (Spellcraft). He also get throwing scratches or kicks or punches near me to see if I can focus on what I'm doing (Concentration). I don't know what happened to him though, he just left me. That was a sad day, I cried my eyes out. My father tuaght me about some of the more inferior deities (Knowledge [Religion])."

20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.

"Well, my mother, father and mentor were my largest role models. My mother was always nude the way I remembered, she looked like a normal druid to me. My father was dressed in an appron, green pants and a blue shirt. His hair was a fuzzy blonde with patches of grey. I already told you about my parents so far, and theres more to come.My mentor was a large, blue slaad with preety large claws. He never wore anything, but I don't think he needed it. He was strange, always wrestleing with me if I did anything wrong. He was kind of strange, never really sticking to a feeling to long, easy to anger and easy to luagh (the relation is similar to The Elric's teacher, Izumi and the boys in Fullmetal Alchemist).

21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?

"My mom, I could always get along with her. She was so patiant with me and very nice. My dad was kinda mean, I've told you about him already."

22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

"Well, I always wanted to be princess, living in a castle, thousands of peices of gold at my whim, and a handsome prince to court me. *sigh* It would be so cool...but, come on, let's be realistic here!"

23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?

"Just pulling pranks! Some were nice, some were just to get revenge! I was always looked up by for that. It's something about Garl Gittergold, wit over the fist or something like that."

24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?

"I was mean, but I was also nice. Wiat, that's an oximoron. Hmmm...well, I was very playful and innocnet, I think. I pretty sure about it."

25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?

"Nah, I never really had any friends, but I don't care, as long as I had my pranks! Actually, that was the reason I never had any friends."

26. When and with whom was your first kiss?

"*blush* Well, it was by a young gnome who was picked to be my husband. He didn't feel happy about it becuase I was a half-fey, so he had really tight lips when he kissed me. It was at my first wedding, which was about 8 years ago."

27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?

"*blushes harder* I don't feel okay saying it. But, if I must, it was six days after my wedding. It was strange becuase the male gnome usually likes to have intercorse as soon as possible, but this one didn't, I don't know why. He just layed on the bed twidleing his thumbs. Well, until I pretty much forced my self into him. I don't know why he didn't want to make love to me in the first place, whouldn't you? &$^@ you than!"

28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.

"Yes, I'm bolth a half-fey and an incarnete. I never really thought I was different, it was just that other kids looked at me weirdly. As I grew, I was getting quite different, growing small butterfly wings in my adolecenes. Another change was that the Spell-Like abilites I had focus more on Enchantment rather than Illusion, which people didn't like me for. Many girls didn't like me becuase accedently used charm person on young gnomes that they liked. I was dislike more becuase I was never vunerable to most of the Illusionary effects of other gnomes and that got them fusterated. I was disliked even more becuase of my worship of Gelf Darkhearth. I'm sorry, but any deity who has the balls to *#$^ with Garl ginabt Gittergold and isn't evil like that *#$^ Kurtulmak! So, I never was a vey acceptable person with the exception of my wit and pranks"


Part 3: Past Influences

29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?

"When I ment my mentor! Really, when I met that blue slaad who tought me how to use my powers"

30. Who has had the most influence on you?

"Well, I've already told you the blue slaad. How else would I have adventure? I would be stuck as a bard or wizard or rouge or something!"

31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?

"My greatest achivement was when found the knife of Jack the Giant-Killer. It's a ledgend to my people!"

32. What is your greatest regret?

"Sleeping in an inn full of giants. Never hurt my back so much"

33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?

"Deficating on a mummy. It's the only way to kill 'em!"

34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?

"Yeah, it's pretty big too. Theft, auto-theft of a goat, auto-theft of a horse, auto theft of a wagon, casting illegal magic that charms people, meldshaping, I got it all!"

35. When was the time you were the most frightened?

"When I saw an iniventable. I saw all three. I always gave away my location becuase of the smell of *#%$ in my skirt when I saw 'em"

36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?

"Prematurly ejaculating. Wow, you too?"

37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?

"My wedding. That was the worst cake I've ever had! Oh, yeah, and my ex-husband, I would change him. Holy crap, ex-husband, that makes me sound like I'm 130!"

38. What is your best memory?

"When I saw a glimpse of Limbo..wow."

39. What is your worst memory?

"When I almost got sexually assualted by a Kobold. It's a good thing there soulmelds!"


Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions

40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?

"Op, though sometimes, everything seems like it's hopeless."

41. What is your greatest fear?

"Lawful outsiders. Damn, there crazy!"

42. What are your religious views?

"Worship whatever you like. I don't care whatever you like."

43. What are your political views?

"I'd rather have a leader than a mayor or king."

44. What are your views on sex?

"It's pretty nice, but to easily abused. I havn't had it for about 2 years now."

45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?

"As long as it's okay with them or if their risking their, life is fine to take!"

46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?

"Propitly sadism, it's not that great."

47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?

"Oh yeah, everyone is ment for someone. That's why I left my husband, I needed space...without him in it...with another man...or woman"

48. What do you believe makes a successful life?

"Just being there makes a succeful life. Your life is succeful even if you don't get to your goal."

49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?

"No, I like showing myself. I don't care what other people think of me, I kick *****!"

50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?

"No, what do you think?! GAINTS! I hate giants, they are cruel and hate us! Also goblins, their dosche bags. And abberations."

51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?

"Ally myself with giants or goblins, no!"

52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?

"Incarnum, defentitly soul energy! And, mabey love."


Part 5: Relationships With Others

53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?

"Well, I treat them on how I like them. That's it. I just get a feeling about them and that's it."

54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?

"Well, I would say the blue slaad who trained me becuase, where would I be without incarnum?"

55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?

"I respect all slaads the most becuase their the things that represent chaos the most"

56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.

"Well, I have two friends that don't count my parents or mentor. One is a minotuar with arms made out of stone. He is a very free man and he uses a large, I think it was called a Fullblade. Anyway, he is figter, like most minotuars. He seems very serious most of the time, not to much fun when he is. He's always focued on the mission. The other is Stone Champion, goliath who always travels with a elasmosuraus, riding it away on it all the time. He is calm and cool, but he is always talking about nature and it bores the crap out of me. He is a druid, so he's pretty useful when you think about it."

57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.

"I HAD one. He was slightly taller than me and kept to himself, so it was a very spaceful relationship. I remember him drinking alot of ale whenever I talked about kids, even about not having them. He was kinda weird, he never wanted to be fun, romantic or even still. So I left him"

58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.

"Well, no, I havn't. Yeah, that's a lava burn for my ex!"

59. What do you look for in a potential lover?

"Well, I'm looking for someone fun and romantic, but I also want someone who can cook, clean and other household jobs. I want him to be from an exotic land and he must speak at least three of the most romantic languages! Also, he has to have an accent, oh, I love that! And he must be able to respect my anatomy and space, and he must have a job that is high paying and he must have time for me, and he must be very sweet and smart and pretty and love me so much, and he must be very sexualy active and he must have a huge *$%#, like in the creature size. Is that to much to ask of a guy?"

60. How close are you to your family?

"Very far right now, I havn't visited them in like 6 years. That's adventuring for all of you, unless you live near them in which case you are a mama's boy or a daddie's girl"

61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?

"No,but I do, becuase it would be so cool to make another living being that isn't an illusion or construct or other thing. It's like I have an amazing power over life and death, I can make life and create death! I'm like a god! *She is struck by lightning* Mabey I'm not totaly a god, but I'm still pretty cool!"

62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?

"Hmmm, if I could, my mentor becuase I know he's goten stronger over the time, bolth emotionaly and physically"

63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?

"Nope, I protect myself and that ends there"

64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?

"Mom, dad, Gelf, Licone, Stone Champion, mabey my ex and mentor"

65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?

"An Ogre Mage Shugenja named Raq'shear. He ia like the total oppisite of me. First off, he's a giant, second, he's a spell caster, third, he's mam, fourth, he-*pant*-he-*pant* is an air shugenja, and I'm an earth race! Third, no wait, fourth, he's a large creature. How do I deal with someone like that?!"

66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?

"Argue, defenitly argue"

67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?

"No, I always take third in command, becuase I have power but responsitbility to a low"

68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?

"No, becuase almost everyone's taller than me and that's not a great feeling, it makes me feel quite vulnerable"

69. Do you care what others think of you?

"A little, I want people to like me. I just can't stand it when people don't like me"


Part 6: Likes And Dislikes

70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?

"That would be digging. I love toi just take a shovel and dig. It's good exercise and it makes me feel so strong!"

71. What is your most treasured possession?

"My soulmelds, they are my most important possesion"

72. What is your favorite color?

"Gem blue, it's just so lovely"

73. What is your favorite food?

"Red meat, I jsut love red meat. It tastes good and it makes you stronger"

74. What, if anything, do you like to read?

"I don't read to much, infact, the last book I ever read was in school"

75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?

"Well, there are a few things, like dancing and other pshyical displays of work"

76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?

"Yes, I drink often and smoke Devil Weed right after making love. I just love to drink and smoke, it's not to harmful. Do I want to quit? No, I'm fine"

77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?

"Nothing, just advnture, dig or train"

78. What makes you laugh?'

"Puling pranks, especially big, long ones!"

79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?

"Nothing, I've seen it all. I still get little whiry if I see bugs, but that's it"

80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?

"I would go out and party and drink and, oh wow, everything!"

81. How do you deal with stress?

"Digging and training. Ale is good way to deal with it, but it dosn't really do the whole job"

82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?

"I plan things out, I even have a whole bunch of notes. *she takes out a case of papers* Here's one for offensive battle, defneisve battle, life plan, money plan, soulmelds, adresses, battle formations, flight formations, sexual formations, I got it all!"

83. What are your pet peeves?

"Ehhh"

Part 7: Self Images And Etc.

84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?

"Well, first I get up, have breakfast, train, dig, fish, eat the fish, drink, try to end my lonely existance by hitting on people in the tavern or use charm person one them, drink some more and going to sleep. It sounds kinda boring, but it's nice to me. I feel it's disrupted when I don't dig or train"

85. What is your greatest strength as a person?

"My ability to use spell-like abilities to a more powerful extent. But if you mean emotionaly or by spirt, I can say I'm always open-minded"

86. What is your greatest weakness?

"Cold iron is my weekness phsyicaly and pride is my weekness emotionaly"

87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

"My but, it's to flat and you can barely see it. I would like it to be bigger and rounder, but not super huge or round, becuase it's just creepy that way"

88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?

"Introverted, I love me!"

89. Are you generally organized or messy?

"I'm preety orginized, but I love to get messy, dirty or anything else!"

90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.

"I'm energenic, beutiful and mysterious (well, not anymore). However, I'm also stranage, small and very underestimated"

91. Do you like yourself?

"*#^& yeah!"

92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons...)

"I adventure to make people see the word of chaos. I want them to see differnt veiws and for them to stop being so insecure and uptight. I adventure to get my voice heard, I adventure so that differnt veiw would be veiwed as if the same. I adventure to make the world not a better place, but rather a more understandalbe and tolerant. That is why I adventure, why do you?"

93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?

"To live a normal life with the world I helped create"

94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

"I see my self looking for more adventures, it'll never end until I spread my messege. And until then, I shall adventure!"

95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?

"Freezing to death. Easiest way to go, you know"

96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.

"I would first say goodbye to my freind and family. I would then go on a gaint raid that lasts about two hours. I would then dig into the earth and make it my resting place. I would have my last meal, than have sexual intercorse with two other gnomes, becuase it's my last time on earth so I want to make it a good time!"

97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?

"Making the world a more understanding place, free of insecurity and fear of change"

98. What three words best describe your personality?

"Eccentric, free and understanding"

99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?

"Small, pretty and eccentric"

100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice...)

"*camera turns to me* Just do your best, take risks and don't be afraid to be different"
Otogi

11-12-05, 12:48 PM
Almost 30 of you have seen it and none try to reply?
Dolomel

11-12-05, 01:26 PM
Nice questions there, questions that will help people to make a good background for their chars.

But there are some repeating questyions there
Otogi

11-12-05, 02:49 PM
Repeating? Such as...