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A weird RPG game [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
thecrazyDM
07-11-07, 05:11 PM I was thinking of making a smoewhat messed up... okay SERIOUSLY messed up... campaign. Lets just say it involves stick figures, futuristic technology, and bread that can kill if you eat it. (YAY TERRY PRATCHET) And I just wanted to see if anyone wanted to join before I launch it. I tried to make a game before and it's all cobwebs and mold now, and somewhat of an embarrasment, so I'm gonna approach it from a whole different direction.
PLZ JOIN
Gideon_Gideonson
07-11-07, 05:53 PM How messed up is messed up?

Are things like the Stair Magus and Death-o-mancer allowed?

NOTE: Neither actually exists. They're joke classes I made up. The Stair Magus summons staircases and pushes people down them.

The Death-o-mancer dies every round in a dramatic fashion (with AoE effects on those around him :D), and then revives to do it again.

From my possible project "D20 WTF?"

:D
thecrazyDM
07-11-07, 06:01 PM I do believe these words would describe it...
Pivot &
Youtube
Inspired
Me
If you've ever seen any of tose movies somewhat like that.
Basically you wake up and you've become a lvl 1stick figure class... (whatever ill think of something, but YOU can't choose) and you have no memory whatsoever. now you have to find something to do (poof) ADVENTURING of course.
Kinda like a Stick RPG and Order of the Stick remix.
Shiv_Aiba
07-11-07, 07:52 PM The Stair Magus summons staircases and pushes people down them.

The Death-o-mancer dies every round in a dramatic fashion (with AoE effects on those around him :D), and then revives to do it again.

So... one is a walking pun-summoner and the other is a glorified version of Ran-Cossack? (respectively)
thecrazyDM
07-12-07, 02:51 PM Okay the basic classes shall be kind of like this
soldier
cleric
mage
archer
druid
warlock
...you get the idea
the prestige classes though, in all the 999 layers of the abyss!(another book takeoff) You could be a holy acolyte of the great loaf of rye! A fartnomancer! A technomancer! A Mancermancer! Anything crazy enough to be in here and that doesnt seem too high powered will go.
lunoc
07-12-07, 07:43 PM heres some ideas
deities
ziggy h bomb
naughty sorceress
classes
pastamancer!
deep fat friar
turtle tamer
seal clubber
acordian theif
:cookie: for reference
monsters
pooltergiest (made entirely of pool balls. try to find out were to kick it!!)
races
7 foot tall dwarves
sorority orcs

if you dont get the reference tell me
thecrazyDM
07-13-07, 03:28 PM all races are stick figures by the way
lunoc
07-13-07, 06:04 PM the 7 ft tall dwarves are just 7 foot tall miner sticks
look up kingdom of loathing.com for ideas that your pcs will never see coming. its a og
online game, thats it
Dex
07-14-07, 05:04 AM Can I be a white stick figure?
thecrazyDM
07-14-07, 12:24 PM yah, remember anything you want within the oundaries of a core race stick figure with 1 class level

Thanks for the link

And the dwarves, i understand now :clap: :clap:
lunoc
07-16-07, 03:18 PM are you going to be running this game in this tread?
because i want to play :bigeyes:
thecrazyDM
07-16-07, 04:15 PM Yes im running it and on this thread too but maybe in a while so just wait. But, you will be allowed to play. Heck, I think we need more players as it is.
ILmage
07-17-07, 02:55 AM I will like to play with you.
Can I be a drum stick warrior?
Kalastarveteran
07-17-07, 09:44 AM Ill be a saucermancer.
lunoc
07-17-07, 09:53 AM saucerer like he creates gravy or sauces
if i can can i be a deep fat friar? (thats like a cleric with the domain food and beer)
Kalastarveteran
07-17-07, 10:09 PM I change my mind.I want to be a 4 foot tall orc warlock.I also made a prestige class called the adtimine chef who can make monsters from food.Ill post the detials later.
thecrazyDM
07-18-07, 02:48 PM All right I think we have enough people... (yay!:D )
On a dark stormy night in a small town's tavern. All of you wonder if the start can get any more cliche. All of you are either at the bar or at a table. Describe yourselves to each other.
(remember, pivot-like:D )
lunoc
07-18-07, 05:37 PM ic: *hic* me, well im scotch Scott the deep fat friar. ill table you under the... umm ill drink you table the... i...you.

he sways back and forth drunkenly
kalestarveteran
07-18-07, 10:01 PM Im havor the orc and dont make fun of me becuase Im short.I have a afinity for food,espeacily the kind that bites back.
Dex
07-19-07, 04:57 AM Bluey is a white stick-man ninja type character, the self-proclaimed arch-nemisis of the black stick-man ninja from the game "N". He has a bunch of ninja stars and a stick-sword (just a white line, really).
Nobody is entirely certain why he is called "Bluey", but there are rumors of an encounter with an eskimo, two traveling minstrels, a Demon and and a salmon called Stan.
http://byfiles.storage.msn.com/y1pHsq_tEdO6TeYJMVJ0z5Kkq5RXNWD2koTxy3DA lnWyhJ7uxeSwNlJz3sGzTFyeKUrxMtj1Jbpf0s
lunoc
07-21-07, 07:58 PM "barstool, buy everyone a drink on me"
says Scott.
he sees bluey
"hey yer a unusual fella arent ya!
Kalastarveteran
07-22-07, 11:41 AM You better not be talking about me.

ooc:I know youre not talking to me but its just how my character acts.
lunoc
07-22-07, 01:20 PM Scott looks around for whoever just said that (he doesn't look down)
"who? wha? oh not this again. wake up! wake up Scott!!"
he doesn't see havor as he is rather tall
kalestarveteran
07-22-07, 09:50 PM Havor fires a eldritch blast past him.Do you see me NOW.
lunoc
07-23-07, 12:34 PM scott sees the blast
"whoa!! cool, here have a drink on me, so where do you come from?"
kalestarveteran
07-23-07, 07:52 PM Havor calms down.Thx.I come from a orcish tribe that was attacked by a yugoloth who sluatered all but me when I was young.I gained these wierd powers but it stunted my growth.How about you?
lunoc
07-24-07, 10:34 AM "me? why i hail from a land called loathing, the distant woods specifically. white citadel burgers, the dark elbow of the woods, i am getting nostalgic. anyway nice to meet you im scotch scott the deep fat friar."
kalestarveteran
07-24-07, 12:04 PM Im havor.You seem like a nice guy so do you want to tag along with me.I'm starting a adventureing group to go on quest with.It's preety dangerous but he rewards are great and we will travel a lot going from tavern to tavern.
lunoc
07-24-07, 01:02 PM "sounds great!!!"
kalestarveteran
07-25-07, 10:52 AM Good.Now all we need is someone to be stealthy.Got any ideas on wo should we pick?By the way what are your powers?
lunoc
07-25-07, 11:49 AM " i channel divine power in the form of food and beer! i can turn undead (cleric) and creatures of famine, hunger and whatever force opposes beer! i can rebuke and control, and summon (and eventually create) beer/food creatures!! someone stealthy that will be hard. hopefully we will find em soon."
Dex
07-27-07, 09:07 PM Bluey speaks up from behind Havor.

"What, someone like me?"
kalestarveteran
07-27-07, 09:55 PM Havor jumps in the air startled."What was that for.And fires eldrich blast upwards."After calming down he asks"What powers do you have?"
Dex
07-30-07, 03:10 AM "I can sneak up on people, run up and down walls, and I blend in seemlessly with white backgrounds. Oh, and I have a sword."
kalestarveteran
07-30-07, 10:01 PM I guess youre in as long as my cleric buddy sais it's okay.
lunoc
07-31-07, 09:46 PM "by the bountiful buckets of beer! a white person! umm i don't see why it wouldn't be okay, detect evil!!"
says the friar
lunoc
08-10-07, 10:09 PM assuming that hes not evil the friar says
"you can join, welcome abord
kalestarveteran
08-11-07, 12:23 PM OOC:Nnow its time to start the adventure crazey DM.Have you guys notice he hasn't been online latly?
lunoc
08-11-07, 09:54 PM ooc: yes i have
kalestarveteran
08-12-07, 10:07 AM OOC:I'll pm him but if he dosn't get online soon we should find a new DM.
kalestarveteran
08-14-07, 03:30 PM He hasn't responded to my pms so I guess we should find a new Dm.Anyone you thnk could DM this.
lunoc
08-14-07, 04:14 PM i havent been around that long.
mabey this is how his first thread died
kalestarveteran
08-14-07, 05:11 PM He had a first thread?
lunoc
08-14-07, 07:56 PM "I tried to make a game before and it's all cobwebs and mold now, and somewhat of an embarrasment"
from the first post
any ideas?
kalestarveteran
08-14-07, 10:07 PM We could ask down at the sorcens batoor thread if any one wants to DM,we could probaly find some more players too.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
thecrazyDM 07-11-07, 05:11 PM	I was thinking of making a smoewhat messed up... okay SERIOUSLY messed up... campaign. Lets just say it involves stick figures, futuristic technology, and bread that can kill if you eat it. (YAY TERRY PRATCHET) And I just wanted to see if anyone wanted to join before I launch it. I tried to make a game before and it's all cobwebs and mold now, and somewhat of an embarrasment, so I'm gonna approach it from a whole different direction. PLZ JOIN
Gideon_Gideonson 07-11-07, 05:53 PM	How messed up is messed up? Are things like the Stair Magus and Death-o-mancer allowed? NOTE: Neither actually exists. They're joke classes I made up. The Stair Magus summons staircases and pushes people down them. The Death-o-mancer dies every round in a dramatic fashion (with AoE effects on those around him :D), and then revives to do it again. From my possible project "D20 WTF?" :D
thecrazyDM 07-11-07, 06:01 PM	I do believe these words would describe it... Pivot & Youtube Inspired Me If you've ever seen any of tose movies somewhat like that. Basically you wake up and you've become a lvl 1stick figure class... (whatever ill think of something, but YOU can't choose) and you have no memory whatsoever. now you have to find something to do (poof) ADVENTURING of course. Kinda like a Stick RPG and Order of the Stick remix.
Shiv_Aiba 07-11-07, 07:52 PM	The Stair Magus summons staircases and pushes people down them. The Death-o-mancer dies every round in a dramatic fashion (with AoE effects on those around him :D), and then revives to do it again. So... one is a walking pun-summoner and the other is a glorified version of Ran-Cossack? (respectively)
thecrazyDM 07-12-07, 02:51 PM	Okay the basic classes shall be kind of like this soldier cleric mage archer druid warlock ...you get the idea the prestige classes though, in all the 999 layers of the abyss!(another book takeoff) You could be a holy acolyte of the great loaf of rye! A fartnomancer! A technomancer! A Mancermancer! Anything crazy enough to be in here and that doesnt seem too high powered will go.
lunoc 07-12-07, 07:43 PM	heres some ideas deities ziggy h bomb naughty sorceress classes pastamancer! deep fat friar turtle tamer seal clubber acordian theif :cookie: for reference monsters pooltergiest (made entirely of pool balls. try to find out were to kick it!!) races 7 foot tall dwarves sorority orcs if you dont get the reference tell me
thecrazyDM 07-13-07, 03:28 PM	all races are stick figures by the way
lunoc 07-13-07, 06:04 PM	the 7 ft tall dwarves are just 7 foot tall miner sticks look up kingdom of loathing.com for ideas that your pcs will never see coming. its a og online game, thats it
Dex 07-14-07, 05:04 AM	Can I be a white stick figure?
thecrazyDM 07-14-07, 12:24 PM	yah, remember anything you want within the oundaries of a core race stick figure with 1 class level Thanks for the link And the dwarves, i understand now :clap: :clap:
lunoc 07-16-07, 03:18 PM	are you going to be running this game in this tread? because i want to play :bigeyes:
thecrazyDM 07-16-07, 04:15 PM	Yes im running it and on this thread too but maybe in a while so just wait. But, you will be allowed to play. Heck, I think we need more players as it is.
ILmage 07-17-07, 02:55 AM	I will like to play with you. Can I be a drum stick warrior?
Kalastarveteran 07-17-07, 09:44 AM	Ill be a saucermancer.
lunoc 07-17-07, 09:53 AM	saucerer like he creates gravy or sauces if i can can i be a deep fat friar? (thats like a cleric with the domain food and beer)
Kalastarveteran 07-17-07, 10:09 PM	I change my mind.I want to be a 4 foot tall orc warlock.I also made a prestige class called the adtimine chef who can make monsters from food.Ill post the detials later.
thecrazyDM 07-18-07, 02:48 PM	All right I think we have enough people... (yay!:D ) On a dark stormy night in a small town's tavern. All of you wonder if the start can get any more cliche. All of you are either at the bar or at a table. Describe yourselves to each other. (remember, pivot-like:D )
lunoc 07-18-07, 05:37 PM	ic: hic me, well im scotch Scott the deep fat friar. ill table you under the... umm ill drink you table the... i...you. he sways back and forth drunkenly
kalestarveteran 07-18-07, 10:01 PM	Im havor the orc and dont make fun of me becuase Im short.I have a afinity for food,espeacily the kind that bites back.
Dex 07-19-07, 04:57 AM	Bluey is a white stick-man ninja type character, the self-proclaimed arch-nemisis of the black stick-man ninja from the game "N". He has a bunch of ninja stars and a stick-sword (just a white line, really). Nobody is entirely certain why he is called "Bluey", but there are rumors of an encounter with an eskimo, two traveling minstrels, a Demon and and a salmon called Stan. http://byfiles.storage.msn.com/y1pHsq_tEdO6TeYJMVJ0z5Kkq5RXNWD2koTxy3DA lnWyhJ7uxeSwNlJz3sGzTFyeKUrxMtj1Jbpf0s
lunoc 07-21-07, 07:58 PM	"barstool, buy everyone a drink on me" says Scott. he sees bluey "hey yer a unusual fella arent ya!
Kalastarveteran 07-22-07, 11:41 AM	You better not be talking about me. ooc:I know youre not talking to me but its just how my character acts.
lunoc 07-22-07, 01:20 PM	Scott looks around for whoever just said that (he doesn't look down) "who? wha? oh not this again. wake up! wake up Scott!!" he doesn't see havor as he is rather tall
kalestarveteran 07-22-07, 09:50 PM	Havor fires a eldritch blast past him.Do you see me NOW.
lunoc 07-23-07, 12:34 PM	scott sees the blast "whoa!! cool, here have a drink on me, so where do you come from?"
kalestarveteran 07-23-07, 07:52 PM	Havor calms down.Thx.I come from a orcish tribe that was attacked by a yugoloth who sluatered all but me when I was young.I gained these wierd powers but it stunted my growth.How about you?
lunoc 07-24-07, 10:34 AM	"me? why i hail from a land called loathing, the distant woods specifically. white citadel burgers, the dark elbow of the woods, i am getting nostalgic. anyway nice to meet you im scotch scott the deep fat friar."
kalestarveteran 07-24-07, 12:04 PM	Im havor.You seem like a nice guy so do you want to tag along with me.I'm starting a adventureing group to go on quest with.It's preety dangerous but he rewards are great and we will travel a lot going from tavern to tavern.
lunoc 07-24-07, 01:02 PM	"sounds great!!!"
kalestarveteran 07-25-07, 10:52 AM	Good.Now all we need is someone to be stealthy.Got any ideas on wo should we pick?By the way what are your powers?
lunoc 07-25-07, 11:49 AM	" i channel divine power in the form of food and beer! i can turn undead (cleric) and creatures of famine, hunger and whatever force opposes beer! i can rebuke and control, and summon (and eventually create) beer/food creatures!! someone stealthy that will be hard. hopefully we will find em soon."
Dex 07-27-07, 09:07 PM	Bluey speaks up from behind Havor. "What, someone like me?"
kalestarveteran 07-27-07, 09:55 PM	Havor jumps in the air startled."What was that for.And fires eldrich blast upwards."After calming down he asks"What powers do you have?"
Dex 07-30-07, 03:10 AM	"I can sneak up on people, run up and down walls, and I blend in seemlessly with white backgrounds. Oh, and I have a sword."
kalestarveteran 07-30-07, 10:01 PM	I guess youre in as long as my cleric buddy sais it's okay.
lunoc 07-31-07, 09:46 PM	"by the bountiful buckets of beer! a white person! umm i don't see why it wouldn't be okay, detect evil!!" says the friar
lunoc 08-10-07, 10:09 PM	assuming that hes not evil the friar says "you can join, welcome abord
kalestarveteran 08-11-07, 12:23 PM	OOC:Nnow its time to start the adventure crazey DM.Have you guys notice he hasn't been online latly?
lunoc 08-11-07, 09:54 PM	ooc: yes i have
kalestarveteran 08-12-07, 10:07 AM	OOC:I'll pm him but if he dosn't get online soon we should find a new DM.
kalestarveteran 08-14-07, 03:30 PM	He hasn't responded to my pms so I guess we should find a new Dm.Anyone you thnk could DM this.
lunoc 08-14-07, 04:14 PM	i havent been around that long. mabey this is how his first thread died
kalestarveteran 08-14-07, 05:11 PM	He had a first thread?
lunoc 08-14-07, 07:56 PM	"I tried to make a game before and it's all cobwebs and mold now, and somewhat of an embarrasment" from the first post any ideas?
kalestarveteran 08-14-07, 10:07 PM	We could ask down at the sorcens batoor thread if any one wants to DM,we could probaly find some more players too.