Anime Stereotypes as Classes (Humor) [Archive] - Wizards Community

Anime Stereotypes as Classes (Humor) [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Master_Vega
10-21-07, 01:51 AM Pretty simple stuff; make class features, full classes, or comments on stereotypical anime character types.

I'll start with some:

Brooding Antihero (also known as Rival): Massively front-loaded class. You're the cool kid at school for the first ten levels of the class, but all the class features after tenth level are not nearly as cool as the Hero's. Oddly enough the final power he gains has some sort of synergy effect with the Hero's.

-Prestige classes for the Brooding Antihero include: Traitor, Emo Necromancer, Ruthless Avenger, and Fan Disappointment.

Mascot (also known as the cute thing people wish would die): Has incredibly powerful abilities with a very, very many situational requirements. Is useless except for when the plot requires him to be useful.
Ossian
10-21-07, 06:13 AM Hot like the spawning hell tomboy
The cutest girl of the Class, she simply cannot afford enough cotton or wool for a decently covering uniform. She's often overreacting, jealous of the brooding antihero (which she tries to hide under a rain of schoolbag blows on the neck of said hero), with a very well hidden sweet and sentimental side. Mainly relational skills, she's got leadership and braveheart, and she acts like a smartass and aggressive guy, despite the fact that she could play the Baywatch version of Dinsey's princess Aurora. At some stage somebody forces her to buy and try on an elegant soiree dress with jewels that reveals for a second she actually IS a woman. hen she hits someone with a fan, or a purse.
Threefists
10-22-07, 08:35 AM Sidekick: (AKA the Best Friend Since Childhood) Generally the Hero's confidant and go-to-gopher. All Class Abilities revolve around special abilities that are slightly weaker than the Hero's, including the famous 'Dramatic Death Scene Where The Hero Screams And Holds The Sidekick's Dead Body While Declaring Eternal Enmity And Vengance Against The Enemy' ability that grants the Hero a +1 Moral bonus to Saving Throws, Skill Checks, AC, Attack and Damage Rolls (1/use per character). Also gains the ability to be pummeled half-to-death by the Hot like the spawning hell tomboy and come back in a few panels with only a bandaid or two to show for his troubles, thus treating all damage inflicted by a Hot like the spawning hell tomboy as non-lethal damage unless the Hot like the spawning hell tomboy is a multi-class PC or NPC. This often occurs when said Sidekick is used as the fallguy by the Hero, usually involving some hair-brained scheme to get the Hot like the spawning hell tomboy to either A) Stop hitting the Hero or B) To get the Hero's hands on the Hot like the spawning hell tomboy personal effects ((You know what I wanna say here, but I can't under the CoC))!

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Master_Vega 10-21-07, 01:51 AM	Pretty simple stuff; make class features, full classes, or comments on stereotypical anime character types. I'll start with some: Brooding Antihero (also known as Rival): Massively front-loaded class. You're the cool kid at school for the first ten levels of the class, but all the class features after tenth level are not nearly as cool as the Hero's. Oddly enough the final power he gains has some sort of synergy effect with the Hero's. -Prestige classes for the Brooding Antihero include: Traitor, Emo Necromancer, Ruthless Avenger, and Fan Disappointment. Mascot (also known as the cute thing people wish would die): Has incredibly powerful abilities with a very, very many situational requirements. Is useless except for when the plot requires him to be useful.
Ossian 10-21-07, 06:13 AM	Hot like the spawning hell tomboy The cutest girl of the Class, she simply cannot afford enough cotton or wool for a decently covering uniform. She's often overreacting, jealous of the brooding antihero (which she tries to hide under a rain of schoolbag blows on the neck of said hero), with a very well hidden sweet and sentimental side. Mainly relational skills, she's got leadership and braveheart, and she acts like a smartass and aggressive guy, despite the fact that she could play the Baywatch version of Dinsey's princess Aurora. At some stage somebody forces her to buy and try on an elegant soiree dress with jewels that reveals for a second she actually IS a woman. hen she hits someone with a fan, or a purse.
Threefists 10-22-07, 08:35 AM	Sidekick: (AKA the Best Friend Since Childhood) Generally the Hero's confidant and go-to-gopher. All Class Abilities revolve around special abilities that are slightly weaker than the Hero's, including the famous 'Dramatic Death Scene Where The Hero Screams And Holds The Sidekick's Dead Body While Declaring Eternal Enmity And Vengance Against The Enemy' ability that grants the Hero a +1 Moral bonus to Saving Throws, Skill Checks, AC, Attack and Damage Rolls (1/use per character). Also gains the ability to be pummeled half-to-death by the Hot like the spawning hell tomboy and come back in a few panels with only a bandaid or two to show for his troubles, thus treating all damage inflicted by a Hot like the spawning hell tomboy as non-lethal damage unless the Hot like the spawning hell tomboy is a multi-class PC or NPC. This often occurs when said Sidekick is used as the fallguy by the Hero, usually involving some hair-brained scheme to get the Hot like the spawning hell tomboy to either A) Stop hitting the Hero or B) To get the Hero's hands on the Hot like the spawning hell tomboy personal effects ((You know what I wanna say here, but I can't under the CoC))!