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Oppo28 05-02-07, 05:25 PM	Now, I understand that a plethora of crazed fans missed my absence in the last few months, but my time brooding in my lair has helped me craft an ingenious new character that not only obliterates Pun-Pun optimization level but also trumps him in roleplaying, story line, and good looks. Meet Dylan McDermott, ex-actor and cattle shepherd. Mr. Dylan McDermott: Warrior 1 (I used warrior as it is cited as an underpowered NPC class. I'm here to prove that wrong.) First, Mr. McDermott spends his first 50 years in life fine tuning his skill as a craftsman, with a focus on steam powered devices. He made millions of gold within the first quadrant of his long life, and opened up a franchise called 'McDermott's McPliances'. Soon, he had a monopoly over the entire realm as a dealer of self-invented appliances and other steam powered devices. When he turned 61.73 years old, him and a team of elite inventive genius' invented the HoverRound, a steam powered device that had wheels and allowed easy manuevering for those who are too weak or old to walk on their legs. It became an instant success among the few people who needed one, but Dylan needed a way to make a fortune off of his new device. Meet Milton McMandick, Dylan's chief executive officer for McDermott's McPliances. McMandick had always been cited as 'the little one lacking leg hair and has the extreme ability to do what he wants'. McDermott had McMandick travel the globe and smash in the kneecaps of unknowing victims all throughout the realm. He eventually got caught, lynched, his body quartered and spread over the world, his head sacrificed to a pit lord, his hair sold as mosquito repellent and his teeth used for a new line of back-scratchers, but McDermott's ingenius thinking paid off. Soon, everyone flocked to McDermott to purchase a new steam-powered hoverround. The whole world was travelling via hoverround, and Dylan McDermott was rich. Not only was he rich, but he had embedded magical runes in the instruction manual that enchanted people to worship McDermott as a god. Every living being on the planet began worshipping McDermott, and the other god's lost favor. McDermott rose in divine rank beyond the other god's, and became all-powerful. He discovered the birth of pun-pun after he ascended to a divine rank of 1000 and had him chained up and beat smashed with hoverrounds until he bled to death out of his **** and nasal canal. Dylan McDermott reign's supreme, as Oppo28 does yet again.
Hyfigh 05-02-07, 06:37 PM	Thread reported. You've had what? Three others exactly like this locked before? Stop the spamming.
WizO_Autumn 05-02-07, 09:32 PM	Off topic.