Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Swordpunk 11-24-07, 04:45 PM	the new race is not named yet so i will tell you some of the info that has bin made the speed at bass is 40 f dark v, +6 dex, -2 str ,+2int ,+2 con , and is being worked on but like I sed it is for a up comming event in my home town and i need some help on some ideas and I only have some much time becaus of what is going on, there dous that give you more of a idea and it looks something like a human but not quite and kinda like a fox tail and all that stuf . since i just read the guidelines this is the last bit of in fo that i have and i hop you can give me some ideas the race has ben named as of 3pm today the name wis given to me by hellkity 666 from snowboard.com the name is Vulpedra (the people of the fox) oh and I am a troll and i even have a big cave. Troll stats level 15 Str 32 Int 10 DEX 15 Con 19 Wis 12 Cha 14 I use a realy big Axe
Reddleman 11-24-07, 05:09 PM	I would like a race so awesome that the mere fact of me playing it makes people in real life come up to me and give me money. Could you create me a race like that please?
McBAMF 11-24-07, 05:56 PM	I'm going to go with a human size walking taco that poops ice cream.
tsuyoshikentsu 11-24-07, 06:04 PM	This is quite possibly the worst post I've ever seen on these boards. And I've seen a lot of bad posts.
nightside_samurai 11-24-07, 06:17 PM	I'm going to go with a human size walking taco that poops ice cream. +1
Geddysciple 11-24-07, 06:27 PM	This is quite possibly the worst post I've ever seen on these boards. And I've seen a lot of bad posts. tsuyoshikentsu has Favored Enemy (troll), apparently. Hm... PhoenixInferno has Smite Troll. Anyone else have note-worthy troll features? Like mods being able to Rebuke Trolls?
Farodin 11-24-07, 06:49 PM	This is quite possibly the worst post I've ever seen on these boards. And I've seen a lot of bad posts. Then take a look at this (http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=957183)...
tsuyoshikentsu 11-24-07, 08:07 PM	Notice how it's the same guy?
Tshern 11-24-07, 08:42 PM	I never thought my brain could actually boil and flow out of my ears. I don't which is more annoying, the fact that I have to clean that semi-liquid brain jello from the floor and live forever as a mentally lacking travesty of a man or that I don't see PhoenixInferno smiting this guy. If you excuse me now, I have some dying and brain collecting to do. Not respectively of course.
Farodin 11-24-07, 08:58 PM	Notice how it's the same guy? (lilmelon is a frind of mine and he uses my e-mail so if you see this e-mail some were els it is the same but biffernt people I noticed.
Tshern 11-24-07, 09:00 PM	I noticed. Different people, same grammar. And all around the world ignorant people say everyone's differen...
Aelion 11-24-07, 09:28 PM	Obvious troll is obvious. Funny nonetheless. Awwwww, look how cute he is, telling us he's making a race he won't tell us about! Don't you want to hug him? Hug him until hug death occurs?
CrimsonDeath 11-24-07, 10:21 PM	I bet that's not even his e-mail address. I bet he got in a fight with the guy and is trying to get him emailbombed.
archerpwr 11-24-07, 11:38 PM	I bet that's not even his e-mail address. I bet he got in a fight with the guy and is trying to get him emailbombed. Heck yeah. These are quite easily the two most flame-worthy threads I've ever seen. It's lolcat time. http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/11/stopstopnorea128391984041718750.jpg
zorgling25 11-24-07, 11:57 PM	tsuyoshikentsu has Favored Enemy (troll), apparently. Hm... PhoenixInferno has Smite Troll. Anyone else have note-worthy troll features? Like mods being able to Rebuke Trolls? Command Trolls is probably preferable.
X-Codes 11-25-07, 12:58 AM	tsuyoshikentsu has Favored Enemy (troll), apparently. Hm... PhoenixInferno has Smite Troll. Anyone else have note-worthy troll features? Like mods being able to Rebuke Trolls? I've got a third-party feat called Flame Troll, but the mods won't allow the book. =(
tsuyoshikentsu 11-25-07, 02:22 AM	Little known fact: I'm a Ranger/Foe Hunter with Hated Enemy: Troll. I just don't adventure much nowadays, since I'm content with the number of ranks in Knowledge (Optimization) that I have.
Nomad_the_Odd 11-25-07, 08:10 AM	In a race, I'd like to see proper spelling. Can we have it? Please? With "posting guidelines followed" as an extraordinary quality?
KIDS 11-25-07, 11:38 AM	That font style made my brain leak out!
PhoenixInferno 11-25-07, 12:41 PM	Thank goodness for the Leadership feat - I was out at dinner and a small party last night.
Xeraph 11-25-07, 01:47 PM	Love this thread!
Necroramo 11-25-07, 02:03 PM	That OP was funny, it made my day. Thanks. (Is OP original post, original poster, or both?)
archerpwr 11-25-07, 02:03 PM	(Is OP original post, original poster, or both?) Used interchangably. Only context will tell which.
Swordpunk 11-25-07, 02:33 PM	[just read the guid lines
archerpwr 11-25-07, 02:36 PM	just so you know lilmelon is my bro so lay the **** off *****:fight!: Didn't find my lolcat offending enough to kick in the cursing filter?
snakeman830 11-25-07, 02:46 PM	Man, I got here after it was edited away. Why do I always get to these things late?
archerpwr 11-25-07, 02:52 PM	Man, I got here after it was edited away. Why do I always get to these things late? My guess? God hates you. :P
snakeman830 11-25-07, 03:05 PM	My guess? God hates you. :P :heehee Probably.
Chaos_Redefined 11-25-07, 03:48 PM	just so you know lilmelon is my bro so lay the **** off *****:fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: Just so you know, we aren't just calling lilmelon a troll. We are calling both lilmelon and you a troll. I suggest reading the posting guidelines. Also, PI, feel free to use this guys post as an example of what a bad post is.
Swordpunk 11-25-07, 04:21 PM	ok I f this post up so what you try working a swing sift at work and see how will you do
nightside_samurai 11-25-07, 05:44 PM	ok I f this post up so what you try working a swing sift at work and see how will you do How do you swing a sift and what type of profession requires you to?
CrimsonDeath 11-25-07, 06:39 PM	How do you swing a sift and what type of profession requires you to? I believe that was supposed to be "swing shift". What I want to know is how he knows none of the rest of us work one.
Tshern 11-25-07, 08:29 PM	Thank goodness for the Leadership feat - I was out at dinner and a small party last night. If we are your cohorts/followers, hopefully you even built us well. That sounds more dirty than it actually is.
Necroramo 11-25-07, 09:10 PM	Hey, I think the favored class of your new race should be the lightning warrior unless it's a paragon, in which case it should be a fighter who uses all the ACF's from PHB2
tsuyoshikentsu 11-25-07, 09:28 PM	ok I f this post up so what you try working a swing sift at work and see how will you do OBJECTION! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2325151)
archerpwr 11-25-07, 10:51 PM	Hey, I think the favored class of your new race should be the lightning warrior unless it's a paragon, in which case it should be a fighter who uses all the ACF's from PHB2 Good times...
Allarian 11-25-07, 11:33 PM	ok I f this post up so what you try working a swing sift at work and see how will you do Every time this guy posts a kitten is killed.
Nanshork 11-26-07, 01:17 AM	Just so you know Swordpunk, the fact that what you've given about the race makes it broken doesn't help the trollish aspect of your post.
X-Codes 11-26-07, 01:51 AM	OBJECTION! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2325151) Oh god thats a +1.
CrimsonDeath 11-26-07, 03:37 AM	Just so you know Swordpunk, the fact that what you've given about the race makes it broken doesn't help the trollish aspect of your post. Well, for all we know, the race might have some LA...
Allarian 11-26-07, 03:49 AM	Or it may just be for ULTIMATE COOLNESS.
Nomad_the_Odd 11-26-07, 04:47 AM	the new race is not named yet so i will tell you some of the info that has bin made the speed at bass is 40 f dark v, +5 dex, -2 str ,+2int ,+1 con , and is being worked on but like i sed it is for a up comming event in my home town and i need some help on some ideas and I only have some much time becaus of what is going on, there dous that give you more of a idea and it looks something like a human but not quite and kinda like a fox tail and all that stuf . since i just read the guidelines this is the last bit of in fo that i have and i hop you can give me some ideas the race has ben named as of 3pm to day the name wis given to me by hellkity 666 from snowboard.com the name is Vulpedra (the people of the fox) oh and I am a troll and i even have a big cave. Ok, let's give him actual advice, so he knows what is wrong with it, and why you called him a troll over the race. 1. No races have odd ability adjustments. At all. Too broken, too easy to get extra modifiers with odd scores. 2. base speed at 40 is a big advantage, really. it allows a shooting retreat pretty much endlessly. 3. the ability modifiers if we round them all down, are probably worth a +1-2 Level adjustment alone. 4. Spell check is free, and doesn't take that long. It probably doesn't even take as long as it took me to criticize you for not using it. You have come to a board of number crunchers. We consider ourselves smart, as a general rule. We expect you to type like someone intelligent enough to be worth our time to help. Complete sentences, proper grammar, capitalize words that should be, etc. will all help you get honest feedback. It also helps to be specific in what you want.
Nanshork 11-26-07, 03:21 PM	Well, for all we know, the race might have some LA... If he didn't list it, I have to assume it doesn't exist. And thanks Nomad. I agree with your post completely.
Swordpunk 11-26-07, 07:42 PM	How do you swing a sift and what type of profession requires you to? I work at a store that all I will say and I am new so I am the one who is basikley the new person and has no say when I work and the pay sucks
Swordpunk 11-26-07, 07:46 PM	Every time this guy posts a kitten is killed. I cant be around cats for more then about a hour so i don't give a ****
Swordpunk 11-26-07, 07:49 PM	Ok, let's give him actual advice, so he knows what is wrong with it, and why you called him a troll over the race. 1. No races have odd ability adjustments. At all. Too broken, too easy to get extra modifiers with odd scores. 2. base speed at 40 is a big advantage, really. it allows a shooting retreat pretty much endlessly. 3. the ability modifiers if we round them all down, are probably worth a +1-2 Level adjustment alone. 4. Spell check is free, and doesn't take that long. It probably doesn't even take as long as it took me to criticize you for not using it. You have come to a board of number crunchers. We consider ourselves smart, as a general rule. We expect you to type like someone intelligent enough to be worth our time to help. Complete sentences, proper grammar, capitalize words that should be, etc. will all help you get honest feedback. It also helps to be specific in what you want. k so how high should the LA be beast on the info I have listed and what els should I change?
Swordpunk 11-26-07, 07:53 PM	I believe that was supposed to be "swing shift". What I want to know is how he knows none of the rest of us work one. I don't know if any of you do but if you do your job more then likely pays more then my job
farmboymdp 11-27-07, 05:08 PM	I saw this thread, and decided to help clear things up a bit. I think I caught the important points. http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/466/trollcat1px2.jpg