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skydragonslayer 10-31-06, 09:51 AM	Seven figures stand shrouded in darkness their totally concealing cloaks cover some unknown secret. “The time has come at last, the prophecy must be fulfilled.” Demands a female voice from one of the cloaked figures. “We shouldn’t interfere with the universes natural progression even if it means our own lives.” A kinder male voice replies from the darkness. “Enough! We will set things into motion now!” the commanding voice states as the figure raises his arms the shadows dissolve as a blinding light fills the area. This will be a campaign set in the real world! Your characters will obviously be human and your playing as the real you (or at least a real human) so no fire balls (yet) only things real people can do. All are welcome sign up now! Setting: Responded to a letter posted in your local game store about a new home game adventure. Interested you come to the designated location ready for a great gaming experience!
kaizer_soatze 10-31-06, 10:14 AM	OK I have absoulotlely no idea how to play this but ill try. BOB human gangster moeny 40000 dollars weapons sawed off shot gun and tommy gun plus desert eagle armor kevlar equipment a cell phone a car a camero
RichardVauldigar1 10-31-06, 11:38 AM	hahaha I Richard Vauldigar shall complete this quest and add it to my long list of great adventures!!:ayyyy!:
RichardVauldigar1 10-31-06, 12:13 PM	hahaha I Richard Vauldigar shall complete this quest and add it to my long list of great adventures!!:ayyyy!: As I said Im awesome!!
Khael 10-31-06, 02:52 PM	OOC: Very well then... I choose human with the cynic template applied. And this is going to be a case of 'the warlords of penzance' isn't it? (I think that was the title anyway)
SeptimusMagistos 10-31-06, 05:49 PM	OOC: I accept the challenge. Are we allowed to play superginiouses?
kaizer_soatze 10-31-06, 07:15 PM	O this is D&D I thought this was modern sooo o hmm ill think up a new character
Khael 11-01-06, 04:51 AM	O this is D&D I thought this was modern sooo o hmm ill think up a new character OOC: No, this is a game currently set in the real world. It's not D&D or modern. At least not yet. Hence you don't have a character in the normal sense, it's a human, maybe you yourself in this game.
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-01-06, 07:24 AM	OOC: It seems interesting enough. I'm curious so I'll submit myself as a character for this. I'm human, but more of a halfling build and tactics when it comes to fighting although my brother and I both have an ability to swing very large weapons like its nothing and I can switch from what would amount to a rapier and a whip finesse style to weilding two shamshir styles swords with a dervish style to weilding a log or big-metal-pole-with-an-axe-head-on-it or that big 8 foot long large bladed sword that my bro knocked me out with, in a barbarian-like manner. So I think I'll just have my two shamshirs on my back and my whip around my waist. I'll wear my trechcoat with the modified sleeves reminiscent of a wizard's sleeves and I have long hair that I keep tied back and a goatee. My eyes change color randomly throughout the day. I can see slight heat in the dark, but it has to be in an area with no light to interfere with my vision switching over. I studied into Wicca and other things of the like alot when I was younger, hence the pentagram I burnt into my left shoulder, so I have some knowledge of magic. I can take some of these out if you do not wish me to use them, I just wanted to get as close to the real thing, I did have to leave out a little bit of stuff here. And before anyone says it, yes I am completely serious.
skydragonslayer 11-01-06, 09:42 AM	You arive at the location posted on the notice in the game shop, a small yet cozy house on the edge of town. The sign on the door sez "Come on in all Welcome!" Almost without hesitation you push the screan door aside. You then find your way to a large wooden table in what you must gess as the dining room of some kind. D&D books litter this room and a grid mat lays askew on the table. "Welcome to my game" comes the viose of a young man as he walks out of the near by kitchen caring a larg ancient tome in hand its tea stain colored pages fray at the edges. "My name is Skyler Smith i will be running this game for you tonight" his smile almost as maniacal as the vilians from your previous games. Skyler then sets the tome on the table near were he was going to sit his green eyes indicating mearly through a look that he is ready to begin.
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-01-06, 10:38 AM	OOC: I'll just stick with a fake name, I do it all the time anyway. :OOC BIC: The man in the trenchcoat walks into the room and looks at his surroundings checking to see where all the exits and escape routes are and to see what kind of weapons he can use if he has to. He seems skepical yet open about what is going on. He speaks in a deep commanding voice and bows his head slightly towards Skyler as he introduces himself, "I am Marcus Darius, I read your flyer in the game shop and figured I'd check it out. Cant say I know exactly whats going though, but you know how the old saying goes, curiousity killed the cat."
RichardVauldigar1 11-01-06, 01:31 PM	A very handsome man in a white uniform and short blonde hair comes in as he shines his teeth he says: I read a paper on the game shop door where i go to buy cool minitures of myself and I thought I would come and check out whats going on.:D
Khael 11-01-06, 01:37 PM	"Killed the cat? Looks more like you're expecting it to kill you", a tall lanky young woman follows in after the other two, "Erin." OOC: As to the choice of character, she's one I'm writing for something, and happens to fit in nicely here... And...great, we have the cynic, the pervert/charismatic hero and the antihero. All we need now is the betrayer and we get the stuff all fantasy is written on...
SeptimusMagistos 11-01-06, 04:38 PM	A man in a hockey mask with a chainsaw and some grenades comes in. "Is this where you're allowed to kill people and get away with it?"
Khael 11-01-06, 04:41 PM	"You realise it is in your head, right? You don't actually get to kill people" (said from behind at one of the other two people present...)
SeptimusMagistos 11-01-06, 04:50 PM	The figure sogged. "Aw, man! But I took the bus here. Fine, I guess I'll stay."
Khael 11-01-06, 05:18 PM	"Rightttt, so how many more are we expecting Mr Skyler?"
Gideon_Gideonson 11-01-06, 06:30 PM	A tall, thin man with wild hair walks into the store, hands in his pockets. Slightly built, he doesn't look like he'd survive a beating. However, he also looks quick and elusive. He turns in suprise to the man with the chainsaw. "Well, you're armed for bear, aren't you? That's nice. I'm Eric Nolas. When do we start?" OOC: Sorry Khael, no betrayer here...I'm playing myself. I'm more the Bluffing/sarcastic guy...
skydragonslayer 11-02-06, 09:03 AM	Skyler turns to Erin with a kinder smile "I think we are missing one or two actually. So wile we are waiting please take a seat and make your self’s at home.” he gestures for you all to take a seat at the large wooden table. “I think we should use this time to start describing the characters you will be playing here tonight.” OOC: he he he, gamers playing gamers who are playing characters cosmic hu?
Khael 11-02-06, 09:20 AM	"What kind of game are we playing actually? The advert never said." OOC: AKA no-one knows whether they'd be playing core or whatever/levels. And I see it either turning into a normal rp game once they get into it...(Save for the bit where someone picks up a chainsaw and hits the wall of course) or a game like the old cartoon D&D...
RichardVauldigar1 11-02-06, 09:23 AM	I will be playing myself the most handsome man in all the world. He has style, handsome manly features, and skills that will blow everyone away. No one can match the all handsome all powerful King Of The Charismatic Cosmos Richard Vauldigar!!!, the handsome man in white declares.
Khael 11-02-06, 09:25 AM	"But he can't beat a creature with a opposing concept of beauty and style can he though?"
RichardVauldigar1 11-02-06, 09:33 AM	"No creature can top my looks, but I would never dare to hurt another creature unless I had an extremely good reason to," the super handsome man says while he shines his teeth dramatically.
Khael 11-02-06, 09:37 AM	"But to a demon for example, where personal strength, power and the will to use it, is everything and looks mean nothing you are therefore one of the least desirable beings possible."
RichardVauldigar1 11-02-06, 09:49 AM	"But demons dont matter their ugly anyway and have no chance at being good looking thats why they have no desire for great and handsome looks," says handsome man with a super confident look on his face.
skydragonslayer 11-02-06, 09:50 AM	"Stop you bickering, and Erin please excuse my rudeness, I should have stated that from the beging. We will be playing D&D vs 3.5, no real restrictions realy I would perfer no level agustments past 1...." The man is cut sort as the door slams open and a thin, crimesen haired woman with eyes full of the fire of life stumples in carrying a brown paper bag overlaiden with food stuffs. She smiles apologenicly as she sets the bag to the side. "Sorry I'm late dear, I wanted to pick up some snack food for the game" the young woman states as she begins to take off her shoes. "Thats ok" states Skyler beaming "Oh every one this is K..." Skyler is cut shot once more "Kate, nice to meat you all :D!" Skyler once again atemps to speak "We're ..." but all for noght "We are going out"
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-02-06, 09:55 AM	OOC: :confused: What exactly is this game then? I had it in mind that we would play our real selves and use them in a campaign, in which case I'd be ready for it. So are we just walking in here as our real selves then sitting down to play a DnD game? I personally think it would be awesome to play as my real self and fight some demons or something in an apocalyptic setting. :OOC
Khael 11-02-06, 10:15 AM	OOC: I'm guessing the D&D cartoon way, where the players become the characters, i.e. when Richard chooses bard (That or sorcerer is my guess), later on presumedly, he will gain the ability to sing monsters into silence... and so forth. Becasue based on the first post and 'ancient tome' I doubt it will be people sitting to play.
skydragonslayer 11-02-06, 12:02 PM	OOC: Thanks Knael for a seconed there i might have to explane my campain and that would give away too much, your explination works and doesn't give anything away. Acualy i never make the conection between the show and my game. There is a reason i want you to discribe your charatrors, Charactors though other than the fact i'm stalling till Backend's internet is back up.
RichardVauldigar1 11-02-06, 12:11 PM	"I will be playing a Bard with a huge cha score and a pathetic wimp and everything else. And when I mean pathetic I mean that my character is still awesome and easily super tough." Richard says while shining his teeth and looking at his hand held mirror as it glows.
BlackendEarth 11-02-06, 12:14 PM	OOC:Sorry i have not post like sky said my internet is down/getting better and can only post for a quick sec. BIC: A man walks in with long red curly hair. He wears a black jacket that is not zipped up and the letters on the jacket reads Umbrella Corporation. Under that he wears a black Umbrella Corparation shirt. He also has on a hat that has the Umbrella Corporation sign on it. So this is the place where i make madness right.
Khael 11-02-06, 01:01 PM	OOC: In true cynic fashion I'll see what holes are going to need be plugged in the 'party' before listing a character... And I get the feeling Blackend reads megatokyo based on that description and one of the characters therein...
SeptimusMagistos 11-02-06, 05:40 PM	"I will be playing a psychotic killer with a magic chainsaw."
kaizer_soatze 11-02-06, 06:50 PM	right okay psychopath try this on for size im going to be a cop i walk in asking if anyone seen anybody with a chainsaw see him pull ot a desert eagle .50 and empty the clip into his skull
BrightendEarth 11-02-06, 07:23 PM	A barbarian wearing light leather armor, and weilding a great axe charges in, sending a white dustcloud behind him as he inadvertly trips over a chair and flies across the room. He becomes angry and whips the chair aganist the wall, breaking it into a million little splinter's of wood. Thereby getting everyone's attention in the room.
Gideon_Gideonson 11-02-06, 09:14 PM	Well, I'll cover the last remaining staple. The dark hero, the Hexblade. Outcast from society and all that jazz. Note: Since the Hexblade is lacking in many things, and since this isn't a thread based on actual game abilities, it's actually going to be more similiar to a Hexblade/Warlock Gestalt character...
Khael 11-03-06, 07:09 AM	OOC: Brightend... What is a barbarian doing in our Earth, 2006? And regardless of how likely it should be... I don't think you can get away with shooting the other characters... Right, hero(wannabe), anti-hero, psycho... I'll take the rogue-mage/survivalist slot... BIC: "In that case I'll take a changeling rogue character"
skydragonslayer 11-03-06, 08:50 AM	OOC: and once again a party walks blindly into oblivion with not a cleric in sight. Oh and Kaizer please reframe from killing other party members or you will exact the warth of the GM and since we are on the net you can't bribe me with food, sorry. Besides you need proper provocation to shoot someone you can't go around kill people...gezzz guys... Brightend Earth? A nock off of Blackend Earth? Oh brother... what next A barbarin jumping out of nowere? Crap I had to say something. Oh and Gideon when you say Dark Hero you wouldn't be talking about Axle from Disgaea 2 are you? Moving on...:OOC Sklyer not surprized at all by the sudden out burst, calmy walks over to the clearly mental people and with a calm cool and colectid viose states "This is a game of D&D that was stated on my avertisment, I did't expect Live Action Role Players to show up... But if you still wish to play take a steat wipe the fake blood of you face put the stage guns away and sit down... oh and you with the temper problem you will have to pay for that chair." Skyler then turs to the man in the black umbrella garb "Zander of course this is were you were the madness is look around you :). Right I think it is about time we get started. Sklyer sits in his chair in front of the Leather bound tome, witch he opens somewere in the middle and begins to read In mid sentence “… a world separate from our yours, a mirror of your world.” As he begins to speak the world around you seems to blur and vanish leaving only you and the table and chairs flouting through the endless void of space hurling away from earth at an incredible speed. Skyler who has apparently to have not yet noticed continues to read. “Identical in every physical way, geography, people, and animals the only difference between them is magic. Your world long ago was cut off from the rest; an anti magic zone was erected to protect it from the advancing threat of a demonic invasion.” Your hurling trek through space comes to a slow as you see a burnt an barren land inhabited with some kind of monsters being D&D players you can all recognize them clearly as demons. Almost as if it was shown to you as a warning of what might have been you zoom away again into the great void. “being closer to Celestia this “Other World” was protected. Left to thrive how it was meant to with magic.” Once again your gurney through space comes to an end as you enter the atmosphere of a planet identical to earth, but devoid of big cities and glaring lights. “A viverent world that was not scared with industry or weapons of mass destruction…” Skyler looks up in shock as it finally dawns on him that what has been going on. A look of shock an aw crosses over his face as he zooms through the stratosphere. The chair he had leaning back in slips from the lack of an attempt the balance it has he falls back landing on the invisible “floor” and relinquishing his grip on the book, witch shuts of its own accord and floats up cover facing you all. The wrinkles in the leather of the ancient tomb twitch and open to revel two eyes and a mouth. “Buwa ha ha ha ha, it has been too long! Too Long indeed!” calls out the book with a insane tone of a person who had been lock up alone too long. “Darkness calls and heroes always come to the call, Haaaa ha ha ha ha” the strange book then begins to glow releasing beams of light, most of witch go in random directions but one beam hits each one of you. Your vision begins to blur as Kate rises from her place at the table and grabs the book and holds it against her breast and waves at you all “Have fun and don’t forget to eat some of the snacks I bought!” and with that your vision fails you and you fall into the darkness OOC: Sorry if this post seems too stop in the middle but I have to go for now I will be back In an hour to finish it :( sorry if this is an inconvence
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-03-06, 08:53 AM	OOC: I'm not much for playing with rules. Sorry but I've never been able to do it. So I think I'll try it out and play a warlock, by my own rules a casters can use weapons just fine so this warlock can duel wield shamshirs. I'm thinking half-elf sounds good for his race. I dont know the rules so if I need them as a requirement to play then sorry but I'll have to withdraw. I never watched teh cartoon, although I tried to, so I'm not sure I know whats going on. :OOC BIC: Marcus retreats to the shadows and leans up against the wall thinking and waiting.
skydragonslayer 11-03-06, 09:01 AM	OOC: Just to clarafy be for I leave I could care less if you don't use rules or role dices I just don't want 30th lvl charactors from non D&D games. keep it a normal class and i'll be fine, I just need to have a bacis idea of what each of you can do and by telling me your class i know it mostly so do triks and stuff i just don't want non spell casters casting spells when the chips are down sorry for the mesy mesage but i realy got to go for now
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-03-06, 09:21 AM	OOC: Ok then, sorry to delay you. I'm in then I suppose. I think the classes that suit me best are warlock or sorceror/ranger/assassin and I have some barbarian abilities and thief abilities but assassin covers that. I think I'll go with sorceror/ranger taking an assassin/thief path, since we have our warlock already. :OOC BIC: Marcus speaks lowly, "Alright I'll play a half-elf sorceror/ranger, I rob people and assassinate for money but I'll just roleplay that in though. You dont mind if I smoke do you Skyler?" He pulls a cigar out of his pocket and searches for his lighter. EDIT: I just read the rest of that post, man am I glad I stayed in here. BIC: Marcus's face shows awe, but mostly intrigue, at the effects of the old tome. "Now this is more like it." he says just before the darkness overcomes him. He begins reaching for his shamshirs strapped to his back but falls before he can draw either of them.
Khael 11-03-06, 11:38 AM	OOC: If we're pulling stuff off like gestault (regardless of the alck of technical rules), I'd like to aid now on a change to rogue/cleric. If only under the grounds of someones legs will probably get cut off otherwise... And that was a nice entrance-game spiel...
SeptimusMagistos 11-03-06, 04:39 PM	OOC: My character is basically something in the middle between a barbarian and a frenzied berserker with minor artificer abilities when it comes to crafting weapons.
RichardVauldigar1 11-03-06, 09:42 PM	I will be playing a super charismatic bard with all the useful spells that bards have. So he can heal if he wants.
skydragonslayer 11-04-06, 02:55 PM	Your eyes begin to refocus, as you start to come too. Almost as soon as you do, you wish you hadn’t as your nose is quickly bombarded by the most rank of odors, some kind of cross between cow menuwer, a dead animal, and the very distinked smell of wet dog rolling in garbage. As you look around you seem to be in an ally in a town that look like it came straight out of the history channel, muddy coble stone streets, wood buildings, venders at their carts calling out for you to by there goods, and the people, disgusting unwashed, and diseased. Not only that but some of the cleaner ones have horns, or strange scaly patches on their faces, their eyes, slits with red, gold, or green retnas. Though the one relief you all feel is that you’re all unscathed. You also quickly note that Skyler and Kate are missing though a brown grouser bag of snack food sits on its side in the mud with a black cat nosing around through its contents the sound of a little bell can be heard as it continues it’s rummaging. Elsewhere: Skyler rises rubbing his head in a futile effort to erase the pain. He looks over his surroundings, a hilly meadow surrounded by tall snow toped mountains. Kate leans over and hands him a candy bar “Eat it you’ll feel better:) ” OOC: if you don't already know, things marked Elsewhere your charactors can't see, it just adds a movie like effect
SeptimusMagistos 11-04-06, 03:31 PM	The chainsaw-wielding maniac gets up. "Do I have to cut someone?"
BrightendEarth 11-04-06, 03:59 PM	The barbarian goes up and kicks the cat, then looks through the grocery bag for good eats. After all the cat couldn't have eaten it all.
Khael 11-04-06, 06:35 PM	"Well, he did said it would be unique." Erin sits up, looking about.
Gideon_Gideonson 11-04-06, 07:51 PM	Eric pulls himself off the ground. Unique...yeah. Where the hell are we? OOC: Do we have weapons etc that suit our persona? Or are we simply our characters in another world? Do we have any powers yet?
Lord_Gareth 11-04-06, 08:16 PM	((I suppose I'm too late, but can I pop in? I likes me some diceless roleplaying, and other prospects are..well, bad, to say the least about their quality.))
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-04-06, 08:36 PM	Marcus rolls over to lay on his back and rocks back so his feet are above his head momentarily and then he springs off his hands and lands upright on his feet (I love doing that move and making it into a good attack too). He looks around and smiles a little. "I'm home at last, and I can feel the power of this world. This is great." He balls his fists up and flexes his arms and levitates himself some with winds whipping up slightly. He looks over at the food. "I'll pass on the food for now, I've never been much on eating or sleeping." He lets himself back to the ground and relaxes his muscles and smiles. He looks at his companions and makes sure his shamshirs are still there and then regains his composure and waits for someone to suggest somewhere to go.
Khael 11-05-06, 12:58 PM	"Home? you've been here before?"
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-05-06, 01:03 PM	Marcus smiles, "Think of it more like I've always wanted to be in this kind of place."
Gideon_Gideonson 11-05-06, 01:07 PM	Eric grimaces at Marcus's enthusiasim. Lucky you. Do you by any chance know what we do now? This alley is starting to get on my nerves.
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-05-06, 01:21 PM	Marcus thinks for a moment, "I suppose we can go to a bar or something, unless anyone else has a better idea."
Gideon_Gideonson 11-05-06, 01:31 PM	That sounds amazing. I think a few beers will make this whole thing a lot more tolerable. Eric begins to walk towards the mouth of the alley. Who's coming with me?
Khael 11-05-06, 01:37 PM	"Okay, okay" Erin gets up and follows after Eric, "But if anyone tries to tell us we have to save the kingdom, remember its important to lay him out with a stool and run."
Gideon_Gideonson 11-05-06, 01:40 PM	Absolutely. You get the stool, I'll get the door.
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-05-06, 02:28 PM	Marcus walks towards the the mouth of teh alley with Eric and Erin, "We're off to the bar then. Saving a kingdom isnt my first priority but a chance to test my powers sounds good to me."
SeptimusMagistos 11-05-06, 07:01 PM	The chainsaw wielder(Whose name is now Mark) follows the two, thinking about a wonderful new world where legal authorities probably don't have guns.
skydragonslayer 11-06-06, 08:39 AM	The cat screems like all cats do when kick them (OOC: :nonono:) and protests with a hisss as you go through the food. Seeing that it isn't going to get any symothy from the attacer it jumps next to Marcus at rubs up aganst him and folows him to the bar. Witch is convenently located right across from the aley. I'm not going to lie to you the bar smells bad too. the glasses are filthy and the food has bugs in it. Not only that everyone is drunk:pint:, even the employes and are having a rip roring good time dancing half naked on the tables :pint:. The cat looks up at Marcus in a questioning kind of way as a A fat bulbus bartender looks you over in your strange clothes. "Wa'd ya have, ya Fruit cakes" OOC: If you try, you have powers but untill you actively try you don't know. As for wepons you don't have them unless you brought them. A adevencher, in a bar? no way!
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-06-06, 09:18 AM	Marcus looks down at the cat following him, "Normally I dislike cats but I kinda have a feeling about you." He tries to commune with the cat without speaking, 'What's your name cat?'. When he reaches the bar he looks for a bulliten board of some type and also glances down the road they had to cross before entering the bar.
SeptimusMagistos 11-06-06, 05:07 PM	Mark walks into the bar.
BlackendEarth 11-06-06, 08:04 PM	OOC: Ok I have finally been able to get back to my internet. My character is a Necromancer/Spell-Thief. His name is Zander and he is a backstabber, sneaky manipulator. BIC: Zander thinks in his head. What has Skyler done this time. I knew i should have not come to this thing. He then speaks with a voice that he knows something that the other people don't know. We nice to meet you all i am Zander and by the looks of this we will be spending a decent amount of time with eacher.
BrightendEarth 11-07-06, 08:43 AM	Eventually the barbarian gets thirsty and heads into the bar attempting to find the barkeep
Lord_Gareth 11-07-06, 05:20 PM	A melodious, feminie voice sounds from the back of the bar. "Now, who in all Hell would you be? Noblemen, to dress that stupid, yet be that clean." As you turn to see the speaker, the first impression you get is color. This woman is wearing what might just amount to every color in existence. Her clothing is sewn together, with the skill of a professional, from countless scraps of other cloth. A hood on her head partially covers bright green hair and a freckled face, but her pointed, elven ears poke through. She smiles, her emerald eyes exuding warmth. "Name's Endeca, strangers. I'm the local finger-waggler, or, at least, the only one that frequents this bar. Kitten, here boy." A creature about the size of a small poodle leaps onto her shoulder. Then you realize ((Since I assume your characters are all familiar with D&D)) that its an intellect devourer. The second thing you notice about the woman is the sheer volume of junk she wears. Flasks, vials, sticks, stones, jars with small body parts, half-eaten foodstuffs, rings on thread, and a vast variety of random miscellania cover her. In addition, a massive tome hangs on a strap from her left hip. "Now, what can I do for ya? Ye've gotta be new 'round here. You're too clean, and there isn't enough blood on ya." ((Hello folks. I'm Gareth, your newest arrival. Skydragon said it was OK that I popped in late. ((These nifty buggers)) are my OOC speech. Nice to meet you all))
SeptimusMagistos 11-07-06, 05:35 PM	"Just wait a few minutes. There will be."
Lord_Gareth 11-07-06, 05:54 PM	Endeca frowns. "Threats? Now that just ain't civil. Why don't we have you take a time-out while you learn to behave?" She waves her hand ((Silent Spell), and ((Septimos, don't know your char's name)) is affected by a Hold Person. "Now, anyone here polite, or do ya'll need collective time-outs to the town dump?"
SeptimusMagistos 11-07-06, 06:03 PM	Mark makes a mental note to destroy magic at earliest possible opportunity.
Lord_Gareth 11-07-06, 06:14 PM	Mark hears a voice in his head. It rasps strangely. "Iiiiiiiiii heard that, humaaaaaaaaan." The intellect devourer looks straight at Mark, and Endeca puts her hand on its head. "No Kitten. Leave the ignorant savage alone. He can't hurt me while he's held." Everyone hears, in their heads, "Yeeeeeeeees, Miiiiiiiiiistreeeeess. Aaaaaaaaas you commaaaaaand."
BlackendEarth 11-07-06, 06:35 PM	Zander walks over to Endeca and bows before her. Nice to meet you Lady Endeca, I am Zander and it’s nice to make your acquaintance. Zander gives a smile as he says this. As you can see that I am not from this area and I would like to learn about this area for I have interest here.
Lord_Gareth 11-07-06, 06:57 PM	Endeca smiles back. "I guess ya'll do have some manners after all. The town's Veras. ((Yeah, this is what happens when you put me on the spot, people.)) I blew in a while back, lookin' fer work. So, I ended up bouncin' out unwantables here. So, what do ya'll do for a living, seeing how yer dressed up like that. Wouldn't nearly survive a good winter in a common folk's home, so ye've gotta be some kinda noble. Or fool, either way. They're similar." She adjusts the book at her side, nearly sending the Intellect Devourer on her shoulder to the floor. "Sorry about that Kitten." ((Kitten is gonna be Magenta)) "Nooooooo prooooooooobleeeeeeeem, Miiiiiiiiiiiiistreeeeeeeeess."
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-07-06, 07:04 PM	Marcus walks over to the lady and bows slightly, "I am Marcus Darius. You are quite right that we are new here.Endeca was it? If it does not seem too ignorant for me to ask, where are we exactly?" He expresses a thought to test if lady Endeca will hear it. An intellect devourer, interesting, this may confirm my suspicions of where we are, although it was basically expressed to us where we are in the first place.
Lord_Gareth 11-07-06, 07:07 PM	Endeca looks at Marcus, still smiling. "Yes, it was Endeca. Pleased to meet you. And yes, Kitten can hear your thoughts, which, as my familiar, he relays to me. Just the surface ones, mind you. He ain't riflin' through your dirty laundry." She scratches Kitten just behind the neck, and feelings of contentment are broadcast throughout the room. "So, where're ya'll from? Can't be from 'round here, these parts are too poor."
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-07-06, 07:51 PM	Marcus raises an eyebrow at the dirty laundry part, "Nice to meet you as well, Veras you say. Hmm never heard of it. As to the question of where we come from, its a little complicated, lets just say we were transported here from a nonmagical world somehow. These clothes actually do more for warth than you think." His thoughts wander off rambling about him getting cold easy and wondering the extent of his magic now that he is here. His mind is quite hard to follow usually, he may be order-oriented on the outside but his mind is chaotic.
Lord_Gareth 11-07-06, 07:57 PM	Marcus hears in his mind, "Beeeeeee quiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeet, huuuuuuuuumaaaaaan. Myyyyy heeeeeeaaaaaaaaaad iiiiiiis beeeeeeeegiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiing to hurt." ((Yeah, you're gonna have to deal with Kitten speech the whole game)) "Kitten's getting a headache. Can I interest you gentlemen in a drink? Except, of course, for the magic-hater." She does a double-take. "Wait, nonmagical? Like how? Do they arrest finger-wagglers or something?" ((Yeah, you just said NONMAGICAL to a MAGE. I'd bet you'd realize to either A. Say you're kidding or B. act like a loon. You probably DON'T want these people mucking about Earth.))
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-07-06, 08:15 PM	Marcus smiles at her reaction, "I ramble alot dont pay any attention to half of what I say. That goes for you too Kitten and sorry about the headache there. Now how about that drink, what do you suggest Endeca?"
Lord_Gareth 11-07-06, 08:38 PM	She grimaces. "Anything without the words 'Fire' or 'Gut' in the name. The rest will kill you dead. Not from intent, mind you, but because the drunks here NEED something strong."
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-07-06, 09:02 PM	OOC: Assuming we're walking to the bar... :OOC BIC: Marcus walks with Endeca to the bar, "Thanks for the advise. I think some good ol rotgut will do for me if they have it then. I'd offer to pay but I'm not sure if I have the proper currency or enough of it for that matter. Which brings me to my next point, what can we do for work around here."
BlackendEarth 11-07-06, 10:16 PM	Zander begins to think in his head about what the meaing of magic in his head as he comes up with what he thinks is the answer. He begins to look around the bar and its patrons. He then get the idea that this place with have much fun in store. He begins to think of magic in D&D terms. I think i will take a look around the town if you don't mind. As he says this he walks to the outside of the bar and looks around the town soaking in all the information he can gather.
RichardVauldigar1 11-08-06, 09:17 AM	While everyone else is in the bar, Richard will be trying to pick up chicks and singing songs all around town!!:D
skydragonslayer 11-08-06, 09:39 AM	Zander walks out of the bar. He looks around into the now disserted street. An eerie feeling falls over the area, as a lone figure walks up the street. Windows slam shut and the remaining child in the street quickly gets scooped up my it’s mother. Ranser in hand the figure clad in what appears to be an old style green Russian military uniform. As the figure pushes by Zander who notices that it is a female elf, who ignores Zander completely. She enters the bar, and looks strait at Marcus with cold uncaring eyes :bored: “You are charged with crimes against the government, you are to be terminated.” She decrees in an almost monotone voice. Endeca quickly identifies the intruder as one of the governments’ lap dogs, a group called the Branded Beasts
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-08-06, 09:47 AM	Marcus jumps back from the bar and draws his shamshirs and begins having winds whip up around him, "I havent been here long enough to do anything and I wouldnt go peaceably even if I did, just ask the police back home I drew my katana on one and almost got shot for it. (really!)"
skydragonslayer 11-08-06, 12:11 PM	:bored: "Your resistance is a futial effort, your fate as aleardy been dissided" she assums a battle stance with her rancer. Your friendly cat freind jumps infront of you it's back arched hissing visously
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-08-06, 01:09 PM	Marcus smiles at the cat but decides to delay a moment or two longer before making a move, "What am I charged with? If its something legitimate then I may just lay down arms and go peaceably." He also whispers to Endeca, "Who is she and why am I targetted, if you dont mind me asking lady Endeca." If the opponent makes a move then Marcus has a reaction ready and will do it as quick as possible.
skydragonslayer 11-08-06, 01:34 PM	She is decived by the movent of calculation whitch can be seen through her gray eye, as she thinks about what Marcus has just sed and with here cold monotone vioce she states :bored: "How, when, and where taget dies is none of my concern" and with that she makes a sweeping cross slash motion with her rancer toward her intened target ... the cat!?! OOC: Enter combat...
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-08-06, 02:05 PM	Marcus stares dumbfounded for a moment and then looks down at the cat then sends his shamshirs down to block the ranseur from striking his newfound friend and locking the blade of the ranseur to the ground for the moment, "Wait just a moment, who are you and why do you have such an interest in a cat of all things?" He keeps his action in mind in case he has to do it quickly.
skydragonslayer 11-08-06, 04:10 PM	:bored: "I am Elflona of the Branded Beasts, officer 1st class, and one's mission specks are not to be discused with civilians almost with out trying she breaks her rancer free swinging it around full circal and slicing through the bar like a knife through butter taking another atack at the cat with killer accuracy.
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-08-06, 04:22 PM	Marcus withdraws his swords and backs away, "Fair enough, do your duty then soldier, I shall stay out of your affairs of administering justice." He then attempts to will his thoughts to the cat again, Get out of the door and into the woods, I'll meet you there later.
SeptimusMagistos 11-08-06, 05:58 PM	Mark thinks that what happenned is obvious. He also tries to remember the stats of the intellect devourer and the duration of hold person.
Lord_Gareth 11-08-06, 06:40 PM	((that'd be one round per caster level. Not sure what level equivalent we are, so ask Sky.)) Endeca frowns. "Now what has this poor cat done to YOU?" ((Sky, if she knows who they are, TELL ME PLEASE. I don't wanna make crap up about YOUR world any more than I have to. Not that it matters much. Being Chaotic Good, this is about to lead to open confrontation))
Gideon_Gideonson 11-08-06, 06:58 PM	While everyone is engaged with Elfona, Eric runs by, scooping up the cat and running behind his comrades. Cradling it in his arms, he whispers to it: You know, if I get killed for this, I'm going to be Extremely annoyed.
Lord_Gareth 11-08-06, 07:07 PM	"Well, that means it's time to start this party." Endeca SMACKS Elfona across the face, hand rippling with arcane energy. The unfortunate woman turns to stone ((unless Sky decides she resists)). "That'll teach ya."
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-08-06, 07:23 PM	Marcus keeps his blades drawn and waits for more of these branded beasts or any of the patrons of the bar to attack. "Well that works too, in fact better than my method I suppose. Now whats the plan, do we get out of here before more of these Branded Beasts come through that door or do we stay and fight them all."
Gideon_Gideonson 11-08-06, 07:29 PM	Eric succeeds in dropping the cat, which grabs onto his leg to stop its fall, digging its claws into his skin in the process. Eric grabs the cat in one hand, and clutches his leg with the other. Damn it! Why does this stuff always happen to me? What have I done? OOC: Eric has a large streak of bad luck, so things may go badly every now and then...or more often. BIC: Can we find out why we're trying to save this cat before it decides to kill me?
Lord_Gareth 11-08-06, 07:29 PM	"We get your friends and run like every hungry denizen of the Abyss has surged forth from its lair with a special bloodlust for US. Got it?" She grabs the paralyzed man, tosses him to Marcus, and signals frantically. "Let's MOVE people."
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-08-06, 07:35 PM	Marcus catches the paralyzed man and follows after Endeca as fast as he can manage, "Duely noted, everyone panic and follow her, and Eric a wise man once told me: 'fight now ask questions later', ok so maybe he wasnt wise but he was a man."
skydragonslayer 11-08-06, 07:35 PM	(gessing that was fleash to stone) Your fist hits true but you only end up herting your self as a fealing of fist impacting agenst metal is the only "reward" you get. :bored: "Assisting the accused condems you to death".Being closer to "her" you can hear what sounds like a grinding sounds. She then jumps (yes jumps) into the middle of the group swinging her rancer around like a helicoper blade attacking you all. OOC: Wo wo wo who sead she dead? Constructs have no fleash to turn to stone people
Lord_Gareth 11-08-06, 07:42 PM	((wonderful)) With elven grace, Endeca dances aside. "Well then, there's a nasty blighter. How about some RUST?" Endeca slams her open palm into the things head, and tendrils of rust streak into it, corroding the machine. ((Rusting Grasp FTW))
RichardVauldigar1 11-09-06, 08:52 AM	Hey Sky does Richard see the fight going on?
skydragonslayer 11-09-06, 08:55 AM	Elflona seeing this attack many a time uses he rancer to block the most fatal attack, reducing the wepon to dust. :bored: Un able to complete mission wepon disabled... retreat recomened action. with that she jumps strait through the ceiling and disapears. "Wow that was a close one thanks:D " comes a feminen vioce from Eric's arms (the cat) the cats form shift to a beautiful female figure almost cat like in apearence with cat ears in place of normal ones and a feline tail. (picture coming soon :cheer:) And yes she is still in Eric's arms witch wile she is still light for some one her size is still hard to carry (Eric you think you might have pulled soming) but it is all worth wile to be this close to soming that perty :cloud9:
BrightendEarth 11-09-06, 08:59 AM	The barbarian once finished drinking noticed the bar is cut in half and inquires to what the heck just happened as he was concentrating on drinking
Lord_Gareth 11-09-06, 09:02 AM	"Well well, I didn't expect them to be using constructs. Then again, I didn't expect a shapeshifter nearby either. So, milady," Endeca says the last part sarcastically, "What brings you around here? Besides trying to get us killed?"
skydragonslayer 11-09-06, 09:13 AM	"Trying to kill you? Trying to kill you impiles that i'm activily trying to harm you, just because you were in the wrong place at the wrong time:D. Oh and thanks for saving me! " she wraps her arms around him and gives Eric a kiss.
RichardVauldigar1 11-09-06, 09:33 AM	The amazing Bard will now pull out his awesome Guitar and play in the streets to pass the time.
SeptimusMagistos 11-09-06, 11:08 AM	Mark's thoughts boom: Okay, that does it! AARRGGHH! Mark's thougths then become clouded. His eyes fill with red. He breaks the hold of the spell on him and roars. He starts up his magic chainsaw. "Okay, where is that mage?!"
Lord_Gareth 11-09-06, 11:24 AM	"Right here." Endeca waves her hand and barks out a single word, and a stone fist grabs Mark, immoblizing him. "Now, since helping you has damned us all, I suggest we flee as quickly, quietly, and secretly as possible. We'll need to put ourselves far from them. Also, we need to dirty you people up. Clean as you are, your scent is gonna be like big red flags for their trackers."
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-09-06, 12:39 PM	OOC: I'm lost but assuming the throwin Mark thing didnt happen. :OOC BIC: Marcus dodged the construct's attack easily and was ready to attack back but saw he being retreat, "Ok then, now lets get out of here. And sorry but I'll have to refuse the getting dirty part, my spells can keep us from being tracked as long as we head out quickly." He starts for the doorway and motions for his companions to come along.
Lord_Gareth 11-09-06, 12:47 PM	Endeca shakes her head slowly. ((I just realized; Being a Wizard is a learned skill. You can't just GET Wizard powers, like a sorcerer or Warlock. The people playing Wizards are gonna be boned over... Same thing with the Bard. You don't just GET amazing skills at music. You need to LEARN them. Sorry to bum ya'll out)) "YOU have magic? What the hell have I been wasting MY spells for?" She follows Marcus.
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-09-06, 12:53 PM	OOC: I think I'm more of the sorceror type. Warlock is cool and stylish but doesnt have as many choices. I dont know much about the real system myself, I'm just playing this guy how I feel I should, pretty much I have access to magic and just will it be and shape it as I see fit. If that makes any sense. :OOC BIC: Marcus smiles a little, "Wasnt my magical ability apparent when I whipped up those winds when I drew my blades at that elf lady. Anyway which way do we go to find the nearest way out of here, preferably a backway but anything will work."
Lord_Gareth 11-09-06, 12:56 PM	((Alright guys, you are all about to be subject to the greatest Mass Teleport ever concieved)) "I've got one." She incants, then touches Marcus, sending her thoughts whirling to find the other members of the party. With a shock, you are all plunged into an endless void, where the only light comes from faint, twinkling stars. Even as you stare at this sight in awe, it seems as though your esscence streatches, pulling in every direction simoultaenously. Even as it seems you must tear, snap apart in horrid agony, you whip back to your normal size, disorented and highly nauseated ((Teleportation sickness))
skydragonslayer 11-09-06, 01:39 PM	You teleport with great success! Though a few of you are probubly hurling from the sickness at least the Bard hurls in style :ayyyy!: Wow that was fun can we go agian? Shaceta (Sha_key_ta) Fastpaws is the name thanks again for the save. When those guys get on you their relentless! Didn't think i was guna make it away from that one:D. Elflona is one of the highest ranking offecers too, you guys handled that realy well, for what looks like a groop of travling clowns. " she looks over to Endeca.
Lord_Gareth 11-09-06, 01:42 PM	"Yoooooooooooooooou iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinsult theeeeeeeeeeee Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiistreeeeeeeeeeeeeees s?" "Be quiet Kitten, I'll kill her later if it turns out she deserves it. So, what's your story, shapeshifter? Why are the Beasts after you?" Endeca then smacks herself on the forehead. "Where ARE my manners. Welcome to my humble wilderness abode, some 48 miles from Veras. You can see why I moved, the place is falling apart."
skydragonslayer 11-09-06, 02:27 PM	Shaceta's face turns sour at the name shape shifter "I'm a Tibbit thank you verry much, I would think even a country bumpkin like your self would know that! Gezz and who arn't they Beasts affer these days... Its one strange attack after another a town disapering here or there it would drive anyone mad i gess ,but why they have to implicate me of all people it is beond me... with that she finaly jumps out of Eric's arms noticing he's in pain. OOC: For those of you who have neaver heard of a Tibbbit they are a race who can transform into a cat and that is about it. they are bettween a human and a halfing in hight so anywere from 4-5 ft tall. Some claim they evoled from cat familers who's master died but magic inside the familer didn't Also since this is my first time GMing a game online like this i have no idea how fast pace it should move or how long it should run so if things don't seem right just give me a PM and let me know thanx for the input
Lord_Gareth 11-09-06, 02:37 PM	Endeca makes a cough that sounds suspiciously like "shapeshifter", but then begins tidying up the chaos of her house. The amount of sheer JUNK is staggering. Various bits of unidentifyable miscellania tower so high that it appears she actually REMOVED the roof to make room for all the crap she's stacked in there. "By the way, don't touch my junk. I have it how I like it."
RichardVauldigar1 11-09-06, 02:50 PM	The Bard teleports next to the Tibbit and says, " Oh its such a cute little animal" while peting her on the head. If any of you have slow motion vision he was actually running not teleporting he ran so fast it looked like he teleported
Khael 11-09-06, 03:15 PM	"I wouldn't do the 'cute little animal' talk if I were you, it's probably an insult or something," Erin says between bouts of hurling, "And i'm never taking teleportation again..."
RichardVauldigar1 11-09-06, 03:20 PM	Richard looks at the Tibbit and countinues to pet its head and says, "Im sure the cute little animal does'nt mind, right my feline friend?" (as he smiles at the tibbit and his teeth shine with greatness)
Lord_Gareth 11-09-06, 03:59 PM	"Be quiet and leave the shapeshifter alone. I'm orginizing my junk to find what I need, and then I gotta re-orginize it back to the way I like it. I don't suppose any of you are TRAINED in how to swing a weapon?" Endeca shifts a pile, causing it to teeter dangerously.
skydragonslayer 11-09-06, 06:34 PM	:shifty: Shaceta crosses her arms looking perturbed, ears twiching in a cat like maner, but she manages to hold her impening anger about the Bard's strang anticks... "Bunch of traving clowns" is just adible as she mumbles under her breath
Gideon_Gideonson 11-09-06, 11:15 PM	Eric looks upset and somewhat hurt. Bunch of traveling clowns? Come on...I just pulled my back getting you out of a fight, and I'm a clown? Thanks a lot. But you're welcome for saving you...it was my pleasure.
SeptimusMagistos 11-10-06, 02:14 PM	By this time, some of Mark's rage has worn off. Though he's still angry, he remembers that retaliation within party never ends well. "Tell you what, I'll make a deal with you. If people stop throwing spells at me, I'll wait for some innocent populace to slaughter. Or enemy. Whichever."
Khael 11-11-06, 02:16 PM	"Or you could just... not go on a slaughter so no-one has to throw spells at you?"
BlackendEarth 11-12-06, 10:50 AM	Zander looks at the tibbit and contiues to think of this all in the terms of D&D. Hmm he then looks at Mark. Zander thinks in his head 1 Mark + innocent people = dead bodies. Magic + dead bodies = a try at magic. He then get a small smile on his face. What does it matter of he kills people. Let him kill like the town drunk or something.
Lord_Gareth 11-12-06, 10:54 AM	Without looking up, Endeca says, "Zander, if I catch you raising zombies, I'm going to turn you into a frog and feed you to drunken halfling."
BlackendEarth 11-12-06, 11:00 AM	Why would I do a thing like that? I can't even do such a thing. I have no special powers like you and the other man over there. All I have is a suspicion about things. He then begins to think in his head i wonder if this works. His mind then becomes clouded from thought detecting abilites and redirects them to the person his is trying to read them. So you in turn read your own thoughts instead of his.
Lord_Gareth 11-12-06, 11:03 AM	((I'm assuming that's a saving throw against Detect Thoughts)) "Zander, Kitten knows what you're thinking, remember? Don't lie to me. And most certainly don't try clumsy attempts at reading the minds of others without any spellcastings. That'll rupture an artery or two."
BlackendEarth 11-12-06, 11:23 AM	OOC: Misunderstanding the reading thoughts attempts on me fail and there target is changed to the reader. So the caster is reading his own thoughts.
skydragonslayer 11-12-06, 11:47 AM	OOC: I think Zander knows you can read minds that is why he keeps posting his thoughts, so you have been hering him think about how this all realats to D&D with remarkable accuracy. Like he knows the stats for your Kitten for example!:eek: BIC: "Let him kill the town drunk? Man you guys are about as bad as the Branded Beasts." she looks up to the sky through the roofless room and takes note of her location through the use of the stars in the now night sky. (You've been talking for a wile) "I wonder if the Beasts are traking us right now, I meen we did just lay a mager smack down on a hi ranking officer I bet our heads just went up on their lpriority list:D " You all sudenly have the ery feeling of being watched :eek:
Lord_Gareth 11-12-06, 11:49 AM	Endeca glares at the shapeshifter. "Great, now you made me all paranoid." ((Just so ya'll know, you're about level equivalent 5. I don't think you're re-directing anything from Kitten)) "Alright, we gotta move out. If you happen to have any possesions in my house for some reason, get them and let's move. And if you take any of my stuff, I will kill you SO dead, you'll wish I'd left you for the Beasts."
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-12-06, 12:07 PM	OOC: Game mechanics :nonono: :rant: :waits: :rolleyes: :OOC BIC: Marcus steps from the wall he was leaning against and breaks his silence, "I agree lets get going."
skydragonslayer 11-12-06, 12:37 PM	OOC: No Sorcen not Mechanics all she ment is that you are on the low spectrem of power you arn't litraly 5th lvl but you cant cast Meteror Swarm ether. Dont get your pants in a bunch gezz "Well there should be a small town to the west. Brish, Bree, Blick? :embarrass Well somingthing like that ... It has a B to begin with ... I think... well not important shall we go then?" and with that you leave (taking any equipment you want form Endeca's house) It is a two days walk from Endeca's house but none of you complain because it is much more plesant than the dreaded teleport spell. The small town of Trish (not Brish, Bree, or Blick) sits comfertaly in a small valley a river runs through it painting a quite peacefull sceen infront of you. The smell of fresh spring flowers fill the air imbuing you with a bliss to be here rather than some cramped city full of trafic and pollution. (Endeca has no idea what a car is and is quite confused when kitten tells her about this) Shaceta ears purk up suddenly "Somethings not right:confused: " she then bolts to the town. You have truble keeping up with her but finaly you cetch up in the center of town "Were are all the people?" To your great horror when she sez this you realize that there are no people. No smoke is coming form any of the houses not even the town Blacksmtith. Nothing not a sign of life can be found no life stock no birds nothing... :eek: Elsewere: Skylers sword cleaves through the last goblin and Kate's fire spell takes care of the last of the wolfs. "Wow dungen cralling is just as fun in real life as it is in the game." Skyler then walks over the alter and tossing his sword asside he releaves the sword form the statue of some frogoten waroir. "There I got that sword the old man was talking about!" Kate turns to him and smiles "Yep the lengedary North Wind, the name has a ring to it doen't it?"
Lord_Gareth 11-12-06, 12:41 PM	Endeca looks grim. "Fan out. Search the town for signs of a struggle or a battle, and if anything jumos you, scream loudly." She stalks through the streets, looking about.
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-12-06, 12:53 PM	"Actually I think it'd best for our health if we kept moving and just ignored thsi little town, just grab any supplies we'll need then we'll continue on. Get money." Marcus says and expects to be called evil for such thoughts.
Lord_Gareth 11-12-06, 12:56 PM	Endeca whirls on Marcus, and her eyes literally FLARE. "Search for surviors! No arguments. We need to help anyone we can, no matter how selfish you happen to be."
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-12-06, 01:02 PM	Marcus stares into the womans eyes and doesnt back down, "I never said we wouldnt search for survivors while gathering supplies, the thing is, this place has no life for a reason, it seems logical that we get moving as quickly as possible and get out of here and since the food and supplies her will just go to waste since thsi place is deserted then it again seems logical that we take the supplies for our own purposes."
BlackendEarth 11-12-06, 01:03 PM	OOC: I am really am able to redirect things that are targeted on me that have lower powers. Like detecting thoughts is a lower ability so I am able to redirect it. BIC: Zander walks off into a random near by house. Hello is anyone here. If you are answer me. As he wonders through the house he looks for signs of fights or a struggle or anything just plain weird.
Khael 11-12-06, 04:34 PM	Erin enters the town after Zander, keeping to the shadows because...it feels right, looking into the windows and door for survivors/a store of any kind.
SeptimusMagistos 11-12-06, 04:52 PM	"Fine. I'll wait for enemies, if it means that much to you." Mark's thoughts seem to indicate his annoyance with getting trapped by spells has overcome his bloodlust for now.
skydragonslayer 11-12-06, 05:53 PM	No sign of a strugle, no sign of a fight, food leaft half eat'n (3 days old Shaceta thinks) plows left to rust in the middle of the feild, buctets for carring water tiped over as is in mid transport, in the black smiths what looks like a job left half way done. Endeca wile suching you and Shaceta hear vioces, as if by reflex you both jump to the shadow to hid trying to listn in on their conversation. An intelegent male voice "Just like the other towns clean of all life, and the population was 90% human pure blood, almost no dragon blood at all" a Stereotypical ditsy blond type voice resonds "Wolf i'm scared can we go back to the castle? I don't want to investigate the dissaperises any more... "Don't be silly Bunny nothing bad is going to happen. the woman's voice turns to panic "But Wolf you sead your self that soon after the people vanished the town does too, reduded to a smoking crater in the ground you sead it your self!:weep: " You look to see who this strang pair is and your heart jumps into your throte. A man wering a Doctor uniform with the syble of the Branded Beasts embrotered on his arm. He has the ears and tail of a wolf and is why he is aptly named Wolf. The fist thought that comes to mined is Were-wolf. The female is much more strang a Nimph with bunny ears (Were-Rabit he he) probubly why her name is Bunny. "Well then mabie these two can give us some ansores aeh Bunny:cool: OOC:The people in this world have a lot of dragon blood in them it is uncomon for a town to have almost no dragon blood in it at all. But it isn't unheard of ether. Also there are a lot of Were-animles almot all of wich goin the Branded Beasts
Lord_Gareth 11-12-06, 06:02 PM	Endeca smiles. "'ello, Beasties." With a pass of her hand, a rift opens up from the ground, and an elder earth elemental claws its way up. ((Thank you summon monster 9)) "I suggest we do this peacefully, how about it?"
SeptimusMagistos 11-12-06, 06:05 PM	OOC: Don't have time to read, is Mark free of the giant fist yet?
Lord_Gareth 11-12-06, 06:06 PM	((he has been ever since the teleport))
BlackendEarth 11-12-06, 06:07 PM	Zander looks on the direction of the sound of rocks forming into a earthen shape. He then begins to sneak his way to the sound to see what going on.
SeptimusMagistos 11-12-06, 06:11 PM	((he has been ever since the teleport)) OOC: Thanks, it was confusing there for a while.
skydragonslayer 11-12-06, 06:16 PM	:eek: Wolfs glasses fall of his face as he jumps back in shock of a semingly random person summoning a Earth elemetal an Elder none the less. Bunny screems :gah: closing her eyes and fires in a random direction a bolt of dark energy whitch puts a sizable hole through the Elemental but forenetly for your elemental shes a bad aim and hits toward the outside edge. :surrender Wolf then raises his hands in surender as Bunny hides behind Wolf crying :weep: OOC: The two wusses of the leaders of the BB :D
Lord_Gareth 11-12-06, 06:20 PM	"Now folks, I'm not here to kill people, but since one of your officers convieniently tried to off me, I'm not too trusting of the Beasts at the moment. Who are you two, what are you doing here, and be aware that if I see a shapeshift occur, my friend here will pulp you."
Lord_Gareth 11-12-06, 06:22 PM	((By the way, Endeca looks like this: http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/Lord_Gareth/packratmage.jpg
skydragonslayer 11-12-06, 06:32 PM	Hands still in the air and looking vary paraniod like a the Elemental and shaking in his boots to boot"N..n.. Names W... Wolf of the medical and Sience d... divistion, this is B...Bunny of the magical ...*gulp* divistion. Killing isn't my divitions concern honest! Were just here to investigate the dissaperences of towns across the Empire." Bunny continuse to cry:weep:
Lord_Gareth 11-12-06, 06:35 PM	"What dissapearences, and why do the Beasts care?" The earth elemental shifts menacingly, glaring at Bunny ((sorry, but she DID hurt it))
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-12-06, 07:35 PM	Marcus steps to Endeca's side and draws his blades ready to cast spells at a moments notice, he thinks hoping that Endeca will hear, We may have had a disagreement on tactics but we're still allies. Keep an eye out for an ambush still though, I dont trust this place.
Lord_Gareth 11-12-06, 07:50 PM	To his great surprise, it's ENDECA'S voice that answers in his mind. "My familiar isn't the only one with tricks. I'm not an easy woman to fool."
Gideon_Gideonson 11-13-06, 12:04 AM	Eric looks around for something that will serve as a weapon...
skydragonslayer 11-13-06, 01:35 PM	Eric you can easly find varios farm impolments and if you spend a little more time looking is the blacksmiths there are a few short swords and a few spears. What? You haven't heard? W...well... Wolf is cut short as Bunny finaly snaps "Stop looking at me!:tantrum: she demands at the elemental. Beams of a dark purpul light start to come from its eyes. Larg cracks spead across it and with a loud crack the elemental's head explodes leaving only a crater were the neck sould be. It slups to the ground breaking up into ruble. Five scalpels sudenly burst from the dust cloud one of witch stabs into Endeca's right arm and another in her thy slowing her movement. The wind blows the cloud of dust aside for a moment reveling Wolf and Bunny ducking behind another building in atempt to evade your next attack. OOC: I so want to say "Fooled You" just cuz you sead you were hard to fool:D
Lord_Gareth 11-13-06, 03:05 PM	"YOU RIGHT RUDDY SONS OF GNOLL SPAWNED OGRE BASTARDS!" Endeca is GLOWING with red energy, the energy of rage. "INVESTIGATE THIS! CHAOS DIMENSION!" ((She just plunged the entire town, and about two miles outside of it, into a state exactly like Limbo, the plane of Chaos. It's her most powerful spell, and believe me, it's effective. By the way, she's gonna be tired for WEEKS after doing that.))
Gideon_Gideonson 11-13-06, 04:51 PM	Eric looks hesitantly at the weapons, before selecting a simple hoe. At least I know where I am with this one... He has just succeeded in finding his comrades again when the air around him explodes in chaos. Cursing everyone and everything that helped to cause this, he quickly runs back to the tool shed, and hides in the corner under a pile of sacks.
Khael 11-14-06, 04:14 AM	Having found the blacksmith, Erin grabs at a spear and sword. As the limbo effects hit though, she grabs another sword and starts running for cover... Because chaoticially-self--hurling weapons will never be fun for those in the same room...
skydragonslayer 11-14-06, 09:05 AM	the woman's voice turns to panic "But Wolf you sead your self that soon after the people vanished the town does too, reduded to a smoking crater in the ground you sead it your self!:weep: " OOC: Just a reminder if you forgot/missed this important detail Chaos wips up around you all, phisics start to loose their meaning as gravity starts to shift, fires start up out of none were. Parts of the earth suddeny break free from the ground floting in mid air, and the water from the river starts flowing in mid air. From Wolfs and Bunnys hiding place a orb of light seems to encumpus them (ie. Magic Circle against Chaos) Wolf seems to strugle to keep his spell up as the very idea of such a spell of the pian of Chaos is blasphemy. The world now seems bent on removing such a spell form its presents. Wolfs glasses crack from the strain "Bunny look what you got us into!"
RichardVauldigar1 11-14-06, 09:13 AM	The Bard will run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gideon_Gideonson 11-15-06, 04:13 PM	OOC: Richard...please remove some of those exclamation points...its throwing off the entire thread, and is really annoying. BIC: From his hiding place, Eric sees his two opponents struggling to maintain their fragile spell. He looks around him for inspiration, then shifts uncomfortably and pulls a potato out from under the sacks he was sitting on. He tossed it to himself, apparently thinking over his options. "Eh...screw it. May as well try." Eric throws the potato, hurling it towards Wolf with all the force his frail form can muster.
SeptimusMagistos 11-15-06, 04:56 PM	Mark runs from chaos, for he knows how dangerous that can be.
skydragonslayer 11-16-06, 02:04 PM	The potato flies valiantly towards Wolfs force field but all for not as it lands shot of its target. Suddenly the chaos takes hold horribly warping the poor foodstuff. It grows to an enormous size out of the eyes of the potato long tendrils start to grow. The angered tuber cries out with a shrill cry . As it turns on any one and every one try to feed it’s now enormous hunger. OOC: Ya that is what the guy with bad luck gets for throwing food into the plane of chaos
Gideon_Gideonson 11-16-06, 03:56 PM	Oh, ****. That's not good! Eric takes up his hoe and walks carefully to the door, ready to attack the monstrous tuber. Hoping all the time for something really horrible to happen to his enemies, but incapable of actually reaching them, he hides behind the door, hoe at the ready. OOC: Wow...skydragonslayer...where the hell did THAT idea come from?
Lord_Gareth 11-16-06, 04:29 PM	Though her face is now worn and tired, Endeca manages the strength to raise her hand and send a stream of flame flying at the monster potato ((Chaos Mages are immune to Chaos Magic, yay!)). She glares directly at Wolf and Bunny. "You going to surrender?" she yells over the raging chaos, "Or must I kill you?"
Khael 11-16-06, 04:44 PM	OOC: Immune to chaos magic? maybe. Immune to giant monster potato munchings? I think not... BIC: Erin comes running out of the town, as the houses start to uproot themselves... "Whoever did this is an idiot!"
Lord_Gareth 11-16-06, 04:45 PM	((I was saying that so that he'd know that the stream of fire was unaffected. The potato CAN indeed hurt her, if it manages to not die from the fire. Or go crazy.))
SeptimusMagistos 11-16-06, 05:46 PM	Mark takes one of his grenades and valiantly throws it in the general direction of the potato monster, continuing to run.
skydragonslayer 11-16-06, 07:21 PM	Your hearts fall a little in your chest as you hear a bone crutaling cracking sound, similar to a sonic boom. You almost hesitate as you look to see what miss fortune has befallen you now. To your suprize ((yes things still surpize you at this point:embarrass )) Eric stands in the center of a shatered tool shed Dark energy flows around picking up a harsh wind. His hair has turned an Inkish black, and takes on devilish messy/spiky look. With eyes glowing a bloody crimson and sparking with shear power he smiles manically reveling now elongated canines. As if on cue a horrifing evil laugh exapes his lips :evillaugh HAAAAAAA ha ha ha ha :evillaugh bolts of dark energy jump in random directions all around him shatering the surrounding ground, witch the dark wind around him tosses in every direction. The granade's explostion is even over shadowed by the show Eric is putting forth. As it strike the Colossal potato leaving only a dent in it's massive girth.
Gideon_Gideonson 11-16-06, 07:33 PM	Eric rises slowly into the air, borne aloft by unknown powers. Hurricane force winds throw his hair wildly about, and the air around him burns with power. Black lightning arcs from his hands, searing through space, headed straight for the giant tuber. Malevolent shadows drap over the vegatable, Bunny, and Wolf, and they feel weak and vulnerable. A forceful and powerful voice rocks through the chaos; What the hell is going on?
skydragonslayer 11-16-06, 08:06 PM	The dark ark hits the Plant moster an effect similar to the one the smote the Elemental takes hold. Golden sticks fly from the smoking Potao, the smell seems familar...Yes it is its French Fries!!!! Gloisos french fries, Rain from the sky in celabration to the victory over the Potato... Wolfs sheild against chaos finaly meats its match against the dark bolts. The sheild cracks then shaters as a look of horor choses over his face and he drops to his knees. But for the first time Bunny steps in front. Dark energy surounds her too as she looks to face off with Erick. OOC: If you get the title you play too much War Hammer 40k
Gideon_Gideonson 11-16-06, 08:11 PM	Eric floats foward menacingly, arms outstretched. Black and purple flames surround him, and his eyes burn with arcane power. Come on, girl. Let's see what you're made of!
BlackendEarth 11-16-06, 08:29 PM	Zander looks in now French fry scattered landscape. Hmm this looks interesting. He then picks up chaos/Dark energy French fries. Chaos I will consume you. He then eats the fries. An expression of happiness fills his face as he says this is the best French fry he has ever had. :ayyyy!: He then gathers a little more as he looks at Eric and Bunny. This is a weird outcome. Where did get these powers and how does Bunny have the same. These people are more then what they seem. I will have to play this one smart. Zander then watches the battle with new interest and waits for the right moment to strike.
skydragonslayer 11-17-06, 08:35 AM	You can see fear in her eyes, her legs shake with uncertany, and even a tear runs down her cheak, but the only thing you truely notice is the look of steed fast determination. A need to protect the one who always went out of his way to look after her. She turns her head with a wimper and wips the tears of her face. Turning toward Eric she stands arms out to protect Wolf who still is kneeling on the ground in a state of shock and aw. She looks like she was about to say something herowic but she couldn't quite spit it out. The fustration finaly over takes her and she screams out :tantrum: "Leave us alone!!!!!" A bolt of dark energy larger than any Eric has shot thus far streaks towards him "I wont let you guys distroy another town!!!":tantrum: The bolt seems to grow stonger with her emotions as it flashes with more streingth than before. OOC: She thinks you guys are responsible for the dissapernces of the towns. What is she subosed to think with chaos zones and exalting dark lords.
RichardVauldigar1 11-17-06, 01:34 PM	a rose flies at Bunny and it seems to come out of nowhere and the sharp edge is pointed towards her it is intended to be a lethal attack. (somewhat)
Lord_Gareth 11-17-06, 03:02 PM	Endeca looks at her incredulously. "Lady, the town thing is NEWS to us," she yells over the Chaos, "Besides, YOU made me start the Chaos Dimension by getting all violent on my elemental!"
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-17-06, 03:10 PM	Marcus looks around as the chaos roars and rolls all around him and his allies. He steadies his swords and whips the winds around himself to make himself float away from the ever-shifting enviroment. He spies Eric's little show and is amazed and wonders about the possibilities of being in this world now. He floats in the air above the chaos ladden landscape and watches the events going on below him. He entertains an idea but decides to wait on trying it.
SeptimusMagistos 11-17-06, 05:31 PM	Mark gazes at the esuing scene uncomprehendingly and wonders what became of his grenade.
skydragonslayer 11-17-06, 10:25 PM	The granade's explostion is even over shadowed by the show Eric is putting forth. As it strike the Colossal potato leaving only a dent in it's massive girth. OOC: That is what became of it SeptimusMagistos Bunny looks uncertain, not quite sure what to make out of all this. On one side a spell caster capable of bringing the plane of chaos to this world, on the other side an Exalted human, now demonish monstrosity, and behind her the love of her life. To top it all of they claim not to be enemies... “I can’t do it. I can do it alone.” Suddenly the Chaos zone cracks and ruptures for some unbeknown reason. The town around you seams to dissolve partials of the former town blow of like dust in the wind. As the Chaos comes to an end you see that you are now in the previously mentioned smoking crater. Apparently a stroke of dumb luck, the Chaos zone saved you from the vanishing of the town! Eric looks with wide eyes as with the vanishing Chaos his powers do too, and he falls a good 20ft form the air. A look of relief crosses over Bunny’s face as she faints, landing with a thud on the ground. OOC: You win! :) Oh and Richard your Trick Rose was blow back by her gale force winds around her sorry:( . You won anyway though:D
Lord_Gareth 11-17-06, 10:36 PM	Endeca, exhausted, staggers over and checks Bunny's pulse. "She's alive. Awesome." Endeca smiles, her face happy, and then promptly passes out.
Khael 11-18-06, 08:53 AM	"Well... that was anticlimatic...", as Erin walks to the shocked Wolf, and points her spear at him, "Errr... anyone got a rope before he gets up?"
SeptimusMagistos 11-18-06, 03:22 PM	Mark wanders back over carefully, doubting the peace.
Gideon_Gideonson 11-18-06, 04:46 PM	Eric stands up groggily from the ground, rubbing his aching bruises. He hobbles over to his hoe, picks it up, and returns to the party. He wobbles a bit, dizzy, before falling to the ground again. From his position on the dirt he speaks almost drunkenly, and sounds very confused. What just happened? Did we win? And why am I so sore?
Khael 11-19-06, 05:22 AM	"Win yes, but only because you went and got demonic on us, hurling bolts of whatever about. Though how much of that ws you and how much was because of what she(Endeca) did I don't know."
Lord_Gareth 11-19-06, 09:36 AM	((Aww, no one cares about the passed out mage...))
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-19-06, 09:44 AM	Marcus wills the winds to lower him to where Endeca has passed out. He makes a slightly annoyed face and proceeds to lift her onto his shoulder and walks to the rest of the group with her limp body slung over his shoulder.
Lord_Gareth 11-19-06, 09:47 AM	((Yay!)) Kitten walks to the side of his mistress, gazing at her worriedly. Or, at least, you guess it's worriedly. It's hard to tell.
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-19-06, 10:14 AM	Marcus smiles at Kitten and wills his thoughts to it, She'll be fine, she just needs some rest after a spell like that.
Gideon_Gideonson 11-19-06, 10:54 AM	I did WHAT? That's wierd. Really weird... So...what do we do now?
Khael 11-19-06, 12:34 PM	"My guess? Either tie up those two now, or run. Run real fast. Personally survival says do the former then the latter, but if we want to know anything about what happened here, I guess we just tie them up. And gag the woman, spell chanting isn't going to be nice even if she is tied up."
Gideon_Gideonson 11-19-06, 12:39 PM	That works... Eric looks around him at the barren crater. um...you got any rope? The tool shed seems to have been...well...destroyed completely.
Khael 11-19-06, 12:50 PM	"Nope. I couldn't find any. That why I also suggested the running."
Gideon_Gideonson 11-19-06, 12:54 PM	No rope...and they'll eventually come to...Running does has a certain appeal. Yes. I say we run. Right now.
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-19-06, 01:40 PM	Marcus sets Endeca's body down gently and then closes his eyes and wills the dirt around him to rise in a long strand and form into a rope, "Maybe I can help with our ropelessness."
Gideon_Gideonson 11-19-06, 01:41 PM	Awesome. But maybe you should tie them up as well...I'm not going near them again!
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-19-06, 01:48 PM	Marcus shrugs and grabs the rope and prceeds to begin tieing Wolf's and Bunny's hands behind their backs in intricate knots, he then looks around him, "Does anyone have anything we can use to gag the woman with."
Gideon_Gideonson 11-19-06, 02:00 PM	Eric reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a potato. Will this work? I've got several. He looks around at everyone staring at him. What? I like potatoes...and they were in the shed...
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-19-06, 02:06 PM	Marcus lets out a smile at that and takes teh potato, "As funny as it seems its actually a good idea, it never hurts to have alot of food on you." He then opens Bunny's mouth and gently puts the potato inside and hopes it will suffice to keep her from casting anything.
skydragonslayer 11-20-06, 01:39 PM	You tie up Bunny and Wolf though you really don’t think that they will be going anywhere any time soon. Wolf’s eyes looks glazed over almost as if his thoughts are elsewhere occasionally he mumbles something but it is nonsense. You quickly notice that the crater is filling with water from the stream and drag your tired bodies out of the hole. Shaceta (who was hiding the entire time) pops up from behind a tree hold some kind of cooked meet on a stick, and in a matter of fact kind of tone “Oh, you won good job! I made some food wile you were hanging out in the crater” she leads you all back to a camp sight with a fire and cooking food witch you eat greedily when she offers it to you. ((Assuming you stay and rest here)) You quickly find out what has been going on recently after Bunny, and Wolf come to. They tell you that towns across the Empire have mysteriously vanished over the last year. 27 towns are now gone and all were almost completely comprised of pure blood humans. (or no dragon blood as they let you know that Dragon blood runs through 25% of humans causing more magical aptitude) Wolf thinks that there is some kind of planer distortion (not positive what kind specifically) surrounding the remains of a missing town and some strange monsters made of Ooze have been spotted wandering nearby too. He has no idea why Elflona attacked you but he can see why you are all loons and you have Chaos magic. OOC: What are you going to do wit them kill them let them go? You can’t just leave them nor can you take them with you for they are heavy to carry.
Gideon_Gideonson 11-20-06, 03:55 PM	OOC: Why can't we just leave them? It solves the problem quite nicely...OOC
Lord_Gareth 11-20-06, 04:02 PM	((Passed out, no opinion))
Khael 11-20-06, 04:51 PM	OOC: All loons... Was that before or after he saw the chainsaw maniac... But really they can leave the pair... (Of course the few with a sense of actual morals won't, but they could...)
SeptimusMagistos 11-20-06, 07:55 PM	OOC: Sense of morals? None for Mark, thanks. BIC: Mark comes over to the knocked out enemies. "Hey, it's prisoners! Can I kill them? Please?"
Lord_Gareth 11-20-06, 08:03 PM	Endeca wakes up slowly upon hearing that comment. "Not...so...fast." A thin, red beam streaks from her finger and hits Mark. "That'll...shut him...up." ((Feeblemind! Yay!)) She sits up. "What happened after I passed out?"
SeptimusMagistos 11-20-06, 08:17 PM	Endeca wakes up slowly upon hearing that comment. "Not...so...fast." A thin, red beam streaks from her finger and hits Mark. "That'll...shut him...up." ((Feeblemind! Yay!)) She sits up. "What happened after I passed out?" The spell fizzles out. "A simple 'no' would have sufficed."
Gideon_Gideonson 11-20-06, 11:36 PM	Eric looks worried at Mark's suggestion. We can't just KILL them! That would be...that would be... He seems at a loss for words.
Khael 11-21-06, 10:41 AM	"Perfectly normal, given everything I expect. But we can't just kill them, we can't take them with us, so I guess we have to leave them here, the question is do we untie them first? And thats not first before killing them."
Gideon_Gideonson 11-21-06, 04:59 PM	Umm...no. No untying. And let me reiterate that: NO! Or do you WANT them following us?
SeptimusMagistos 11-21-06, 06:21 PM	"Fine. No killing prisoners. Man, you guys are worse than my parole officer."
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-21-06, 10:11 PM	Marcus rolls his eyes at the objections to death, "Why not kill them? i know, les ask them what they think we should do with them." He turns to Wolf and Bunny, "Well what do you two think we should do with you? Are you important, can we get a good ransom off selling you back to your BRanded Beasts or whatever you call your little club?"
BlackendEarth 11-21-06, 10:27 PM	Zander walks over to Marcus and whispers in his ear. We could also ways try to use them as a spy for our side. Then we would be able to know the movements of the Branded Beasts. Besides if we kill them that will cause the Branded Beasts to come after use more so.
SeptimusMagistos 11-23-06, 12:40 PM	"You mean that would summon more creatures it's okay to use violent force agains? Are you sure we can't do it?"
Khael 11-23-06, 03:42 PM	"If we get to use violent force so will they. The difference is they can use magic, while the only person who knows anythnig about launching that back is... out of commission apparently. So about we all leg it, before they come to enough to memorise anyones face?"
Larz_Fang 11-24-06, 03:53 PM	deleted
SeptimusMagistos 11-24-06, 05:28 PM	"Fine, run away it is. But I call dibs on the next loser who attacks us."
Larz_Fang 11-25-06, 12:14 PM	deleted
skydragonslayer 11-25-06, 12:32 PM	:bigeyes: "Y...Y...Your guna kill us?:weep: "I don't wana die" Bunny wimpers from the tree you tied her to.
BlackendEarth 11-25-06, 12:38 PM	Bunny, that your name right? We don't have to kill you if you will help us. I don't see why we can't make deal. If you help us out we will not kill you and maybe give you something extra. How does that sound to you?
skydragonslayer 11-25-06, 12:51 PM	:( "We want to be left anone." Wolf looks up from sulking. He stugles aganst his bonds but he knows It no use, his shatered glasses slide down the bridge of his nose and his long hair hangs in front of his eyes. A question simotaously pops into all of your heads why hasn't transformed into a WereWolf? He could easly break the bonds then. PS. Its been a few days so you are all rested up. PSS>Lars I PMed you my aswsore please stop posting on this board till I say PSSS> Sorry for my short post but I have to go to work soon I'll post better latter please ecsept my apologes
SeptimusMagistos 11-25-06, 01:06 PM	"That may or may not be an option."
Gideon_Gideonson 11-26-06, 08:00 PM	Eric looks puzzled. Wouldn't it always be an option? Just not one we have to take...
skydragonslayer 11-27-06, 08:40 AM	What do you want form us? If you really are inosent then let us go and we wont tell on you. Besides Kate would never pay a ransome on us, she keeps telling us were worthless.":( ":weep: Ya and this *snifle* proves it." Sudenly from the woods you hear a yell as a man in green Camo runs into your camp. He looks surprised to see people out hear as he stops to look at you. Suddenly you notice something about him He's Wering normal Clothes, From your world!
Larz_Fang 11-27-06, 08:54 AM	The camouflaged man seems confused. He is quite big, standing 6 and a ½ feet tall and has quite the physique. "Uh, what is going on here? It seems that I have lost. Who are you people?"
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-27-06, 10:18 AM	Marcus turns towards the camo-man and growls, "I hate camo, long story dont ask. Anyway, these two prisoners of ours are holding us up. If we do let them go then we should at least knock them unconscious first or put them in an easily escapable, yet time consuming, situation so that they escape but they escape after we're long gone."
Gideon_Gideonson 11-27-06, 10:54 AM	Well...we could hang them from the branches of a tree...that would take some time to escape if they didn't want to simply fall. Eric looks suspisciously at the newcomer. And who are you?
Larz_Fang 11-27-06, 11:08 AM	"I am Larz Fang, an expert sniper and a player of Dungeons & Dragons."
Gideon_Gideonson 11-27-06, 11:12 AM	Interesting combination...I'm Eric. Nice to meet you.
Larz_Fang 11-27-06, 11:25 AM	"Nice to meet you too, Eric. So, what are you going to do with your 'prisoners' there? And what exactly is happening here? I don't recall to have ever seen this place. I left my car to the side of a road near here, but now I am not sure which way the road is."
Gideon_Gideonson 11-27-06, 02:17 PM	Sorry...I can't answer either one. I don't think we know what to do with them. I think we should tie them to a high tree branch and leave. As to what's happening here...we were attacked, and a town vanished, and I'm not sure where we are. He hefts his hoe onto his shoulder. Anyway...you have a car? Here? That could be really useful.
SeptimusMagistos 11-27-06, 05:24 PM	"I wote we put them down, then let me cut down a tree on top of them." Then, they'd have to wait until they're thinner to get out. It would also prevent the werewolf one from changing shape." Mark points to his chainsaw.
Larz_Fang 11-28-06, 02:52 AM	"You were attacked? By who? And how could a town just disappear? And you!" Larz turns towards Mark "What kind of psycho are you to say something like that? And IS THAT A CHAINSAW?! Werewolves, catpeople... I must have gone crazy. Just last week I was going to play D&D, but I came ten minutes late and there was nobody around. Now just few minutes ago I was driving on the road when a strange glowing disc appeared and I pulled over to investigate it. I jumped over the fence and ran to it, and when I touched it, everything just went blurry. Then the disc just disappeared and when I was going back to my car, I found you people here."
Khael 11-28-06, 04:41 AM	"Yes, he is a psycho. And apparently our decoy-in-waiting, since everyone seems to want to stop him. And we have no idea how a town diaappears, ya think we might have said if we knew? Our attackers now... those two down there. I'm siding with Eric on this one."
Larz_Fang 11-28-06, 07:48 AM	"Wait a minute... I have seen this place before... in my dreams about a year ago... when the accident happened to me. Only at that time there was a town."
Gideon_Gideonson 11-28-06, 03:51 PM	Yeah...as we said, it was destroyed. Look at the GIANT SMOKING CRATER. It might help you visualize it. It's gone. So...we gonna hang these guys up? Erin, give me a hand here. I can't tie knots to save my life. Eric pulls the two prisoners up and starts dragging them over to the nearest tree.
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-28-06, 05:39 PM	Marcus helps Eric drag the prisoners to the base of the tree and climbs up with ease, he looks for a branch that is large enough and also high enough to hang the duo on and then leans down to grab the rope from Eric.
SeptimusMagistos 11-28-06, 06:17 PM	"Why did I even bring a chainsaw? It's not like anyone ever lets me use it for anything."
Larz_Fang 11-29-06, 02:40 AM	"Well, I guess I should go find my... what the hell?" At this point everyone notices it. Larz starts to glow as green light surrounds him. He starts to shake uncontrollably. "What is this?! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!! AAARRGHH!!!" Larz falls to his knees, as he is overwhelmed by powers he does not understand. He tries to resist it by getting back up, but then he falls unconcious and his body hits the surface of the forest floor back-first. His body still glows in bright green color.
RichardVauldigar1 11-29-06, 09:14 AM	IC: hey a monster dont worry I will save you! OOC: a man flys toward the glowing green man and kicks him in mid air right in the face. (with a super cool look on his face) IC: don't worry people I have saved you from a almost certain death no thanks are needed just doing my job as a super charismatic super agent.
Larz_Fang 11-29-06, 09:17 AM	IC: hey a monster dont worry I will save you! OOC: a man flys toward the glowing green man and kicks him in mid air right in the face. (with a super cool look on his face) IC: don't worry people I have saved you from a almost certain death no thanks are needed just doing my job as a super charismatic super agent. That was uncalled for.
RichardVauldigar1 11-29-06, 09:34 AM	OOC: He kicks you again... IC: I will smite thee! OOC: He kicks you again again IC: haha im acually winning!
skydragonslayer 11-29-06, 09:49 AM	"Umm Richard, I don't think he's a moster...Shaketa looks at the battle *shakes her head*
Larz_Fang 11-29-06, 10:22 AM	OOC: Well, Richard's kicks don't hit, since he is kicking into mid-air. Larz is already prone. BIC: Larz stops glowing, and suddenly you see the change in his body. He is now over 7 feet tall and his skin color has changed into light green. He opens his eyes and sits up. "What the heck just happened? Am I... GOOD LORD, I'M HUGE! Hey, what's wrong about my voice?" He then stands up.
RichardVauldigar1 11-29-06, 11:05 AM	IC: Ahh! demon I will take you down with my Dramatic KICK!!! OOC: Richard jumps at the green 7 foot tall monster with a fierce firey kick of justice! (while shining his teeth) OOC(this is for the last couple of kicks): he is not kicking at air he is kicking at you while you were on the ground(he's in the air, sorry thats what I meant to say)(if somehow you are unable to be hit while transforming then ok but otherwise Im assuming I hit you since your just laying there)
Larz_Fang 11-29-06, 11:38 AM	When Larz gets hit by Richard's kicks, he just grabs his legs and lifts him up in the air. "Well, well well... What have we here? A nice meal for a man of my size. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Just kidding." He let's Richard go from his grasp and puts him gently down. "I am not a demon, I am just a human with some storm giant blood, if I am correct and I have resurrected as my own character. Please don't kick me again."
RichardVauldigar1 11-29-06, 11:44 AM	IC: I see, ok I will trust you, but any evil buisness and that trust is broken. Ok then to my current buisness. OOC: Richard speeds his way over to the tree where bunny is tied up and detangles it. IC: There you go my gorgeous friend you will never be harmed while Im around. OOC: He then smiles at bunny as his teeth give off a nice shine of confidence and kindness.
Larz_Fang 11-29-06, 11:57 AM	"Your kicks hurt, but it is a good thing that I am a druid, so I can heal people. Oh, and Richard, I am not evil. I am good and helpful. Does anyone have detect evil or detect good so that I can prove it?" Then Larz makes some gestures to call the power of nature to heal his wounds.
skydragonslayer 11-29-06, 12:12 PM	Shaceta ignores Richard's anticks "Ok guys with them tied or not we need to get going we have been hear for almost a week now." The clearing becomes quite as sounds from the near by path can be heard. Voices of a group of rufly 7-9 people.
Larz_Fang 11-29-06, 12:16 PM	After succesfully healing his wounds, Larz turns to look their hostages. He then speaks. "Hmm... Why don't we take the beast people with us? I am strong. I can carry the wolf-guy, if such is even needed."
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-29-06, 12:56 PM	Marcus hops from the tree just as Richard cuts Bunny free and looks more than slightly annoyed, "Oh well, I suppose we will be taking these two with us then, this Wolf guy could come in handy with his canine nose anyway." With this he waves his hand letting the rope return to dust and catches Wolf before he hits the ground. "I'll keep an eye on this one, Richard try to keep an eye on here or at least keep her entertained so she wont get into anything." He turns back to Shaketa and shoves Wolf along in front of him, "Let's get moving then shall we."
skydragonslayer 11-29-06, 01:56 PM	The people on the path seem to take notice of your arguing and walk into your clearing. A man with black hair a clearly evil cape his tired eyes have bags from lack of sleep. As you look at him a resemblence to that anonying Bard, Richard Vauldigar can be seen. Following this "Nega Bard" are copies of everyone but Shaketa and Endeca who both look with a kind of confused aw at the two nerely Idnetical parties. "Who the heck are you fools subposed to be?" the evil vertion of Richard speeks with a cold, uncaring, rasping, and totaly not Charismatic voice. A man in white robes who looks alot like Mark and appers totaly sane "I think we should leave these nice people alone they never did anything wrong..." "No one asked you Mark" the Anti verson of Eric speaks, he is adoerd in rich atire and flonts his aristacrat status. OOC: The Anti versons of your selfs!!!!
RichardVauldigar1 11-29-06, 02:02 PM	IC:oh no not my evil arch villian in my comic book and TV series THE NEGA-BARD!!!! So you've come back to steal my son well too bad it will never work i shall call for mighty justice!!! OOC: the bard draws out a rather worn out brown amulet which is all sandy. The amulet then shines bright yellow, after a short period of time the light goes back in and it turns black. Souls start screaming as the sky splits and turns to darkness.
Gideon_Gideonson 11-29-06, 04:05 PM	OOC: OOTS anyone? I like the role reversal here though. BIC: Wait...they look just like us...who the hell are they? ...wait...I think we're them...or they're us...or... Eric stands momentarily dazed, tangled in a mental loop. Eh...what the hell. Either they have something interesting to say, or we...well, probably run.
Sorcen_Anenooata 11-29-06, 04:23 PM	Marcus raises an eyebrow and smiles, "Cool, I've always wanted a clone. What say you to a sparring match?" He directs this last comment to the one of the other group that looks like him.
Khael 11-29-06, 04:37 PM	"Shouldn't we be running now, given the fact they well...at a guess know what they're doing unlike say...most of us?" OOC: In theory if the entire party stays to fight shouldn't the anti-party flee due to cowardice? No? It was worth a shot...
Gideon_Gideonson 11-29-06, 04:52 PM	Hmmm...you have a point. We could easily...but do we leave everyone else behind? I doubt they'd all agree with us. Of course...myself over them, but still...
RichardVauldigar1 11-29-06, 06:13 PM	OOC: then as the sky splits a huge beam of light shoots down from the sky and explodes directly behind Richard as the light disappers you see a Gigantic sized penquin with a tuxedo on and very cool looking sun glasses. He also seems to be wearing an ear piece like an agent or what a bodyguard would have on. IC: Say hello to my side kick and bodyguard Captain X!
SeptimusMagistos 11-29-06, 06:25 PM	"I'm bored. You won't like me when I'm bored."
BlackendEarth 11-29-06, 07:14 PM	Zander looks around at the nega party. He then whipers to himself Well this looks interesting. So if these seem to be our oppisites then......Crap then makes that neg me a good person with no manners. I hate people like that. Well maybe I can resaon with my self. Its nice to meet another group of people. He gives a small bow in which he removes his hat and puts it back on when he finishes his bow. My name is Zander a man of many talents and who are you my lords?
Larz_Fang 11-30-06, 02:34 AM	Larz notices what is supposed to be his evil counterpart, and there is the look of absolute terror on his face. It is as if he had finally met his own worst nightmare. The dark one is shorter, roughly 6 feet and 8 inches tall and he is dressed in a black cloak and hood. The cloaked man carries two large knives with saw-like blades. Larz walks to Eric and whispers to him: "Oh my god... can you see the big, cloacked man? He is my evil twin, Tyrius 'The Ripper' Fang. If we fight him, he is going to tear us apart, believe me. He is already more than twice as strong as I am. Even though I am not normally a coward, I suggest that we run. And fast!" Larz shivers in fear at the visage of his evil brother. OOC: I just added the black 'spoiler' background, so that the text is more readable.
Larz_Fang 11-30-06, 11:22 AM	"We must r... Wait! What is this? My divine power is ready to awaken?! Quick, somebody must hurt me with magic before it is too late! My power must be unlocked!"
skydragonslayer 11-30-06, 02:02 PM	The Anti Erin speeks up "Evil twins? Hardly...how do we know you aren't the ones that are the "EVIL" twins" Marcus's Duble looks meakly at the thought of a sparing match"Man what a drag...Sorry I don't fight for fun. "Buhaaa ha ha ha ha, thats right fools how do we know your not the evil ones! Good thinking Erin! the Nega Bard chimes in with a rotton smile full of rotten teeth, and totaly ignoring the Penguin and the Bard all together "Um well person who looks like our Zander we came here on a mission of peace... the other Mark starts but is rudly interupted by the Other Eric"Mark! I thought I told you to shut up. We are on a mission to find some kid who has been going around Slaying dragons. Since our mersonary groop had nothing better to do we took the job." "But peace fully since slaying dragons is a serios offence this Sky "Dragonslayer" kid needs to be punnished to the fullest extent of the law in a court of law" 'MARK!! SHUT UP" every one yells
Khael 11-30-06, 03:51 PM	"... Actually they have a point, we do sound more like the evil guys what with the pet psycho, no regard for local law system, the fact up til a minute or so ago someone was kicking his own side, and of course the two tied up captives... I think we run now. That or do the switcharoo thing so we can lose any fights already..." OOC: Thanks Larz, thats a lot easier on the eye like that.
SeptimusMagistos 11-30-06, 05:52 PM	"I prefer to think of myself as Chaotic Neutral.;) "
RichardVauldigar1 11-30-06, 05:55 PM	IC: Of course not all of you are evil because most of the teammates in my party are jerks but I know one thing you are not all good aligned because Im good aligned that makes my nega form evil!!! OOC: Then the bard gracfully slicks his hair back and gives a thumbs up to his teammates (or people he's traveling with)
Gideon_Gideonson 11-30-06, 07:05 PM	Eric looks curiously at the creature Larz points out. Wow...nasty piece of work. But as to the magic, well...I got nothing. Sorry. Noticing Richard's thumbs up, Eric grimaces. Always optimistic, isn't he? Wish I was that lucky...
BrightendEarth 11-30-06, 08:48 PM	Finally after an absense of two days the barbarian noisely runs up to the rest of the party :clap: being near exhaustion from traveling for so many hours and gathering information to refind the party. He falls over exhausted and starts to sleep. :zzz: OOC: this charaster was in this thread since page two.
Larz_Fang 12-01-06, 02:57 AM	Larz is shocked by his party's reaction to his request. "Can't anyone around here use magic? Either arcane or divine would suffice" He looks to Shaketa and Endeca. "How about you? Please, I beg of you. I need to be hurt by magic or my divine power won't awake." He looks desperately. OOC: How did Anti-Erin hear what I whispered? You must have at least 16 wisdom and massive amount of ranks in listen to be able to hear that. Or was that a natural 20?
Sorcen_Anenooata 12-01-06, 09:50 AM	Marcus shrugs and makes a small bolt of lightning come from his hand and strike Larz in his chest, "Good enough?"
BlackendEarth 12-01-06, 11:07 AM	Zander begins to think about what the nega said. Hmm, well maybe if you describe this kid to us maybe we have seen him before, my lords.
Larz_Fang 12-01-06, 11:24 AM	As Marcus' bolt of lightning hits, the energies surround Larz. He starts to once again glow green, but this phase lasts for only few seconds as the glow turns into yellow. Small orbs of both yellow and blue energy surround the giantblood as a voice speaks from the heavens. It says: "You have done well, my son. As you wish, the power of healing is now yours." The orbs of energy are being absorbed into Larz's body and for a while he glows green again. When he stops glowing, he falls unconcious to the ground.
BrightendEarth 12-01-06, 01:24 PM	The exact second larz falls unonsious the barbarian stands up and looks at the party tring to remember those faces in case he is seperasted from the party again:lightbulb.
RichardVauldigar1 12-01-06, 04:22 PM	OOC: The bard looks at Larz with a face of disapointment. IC: that was it!..........he got hit buy a weak lightning bolt and he got knocked unconsious! I can't believe this! Oh well we will just have to do this with the rest of us.
SeptimusMagistos 12-01-06, 05:18 PM	"I don't think it was so much the lightning bolt as the acquiring of new powers."
RichardVauldigar1 12-01-06, 05:22 PM	IC: It doesnt look like he has any new powers? wait I will use my detections to figure it out! OOC: the bard then casts his detection spells.
Khael 12-01-06, 06:08 PM	OOC: He realises that will tell him nothing, right? Except Larz is lying on the floor. "Difficult to tell if he has any powers on the floor like that isn't it?"
Larz_Fang 12-02-06, 08:20 AM	Only a couple of seconds after Erin's words, Larz's eyes open and suddenly he sits up. "WOO! It worked! Not only did that increase my strength and intelligence, it also made me a better healer! Oh yeah!" As the bard casts his divination, he can feel a strong amount of divine power radiating from Larz. "And I also have this sudden urge... no, make it burning desire... to wield a greatsword..."
RichardVauldigar1 12-03-06, 02:46 PM	IC: Wow divine.....thats cool! but not as cool as you captain X together we will take out these look alike losers!
Gideon_Gideonson 12-03-06, 02:48 PM	Um...have they even actually threatened us? I might have missed it, but I don't see any reason to kill them.
skydragonslayer 12-03-06, 06:21 PM	"Good observation look alike, we havn't thretened you. Your the one exploding with power, shoting your freinds with spells and otherwise acting in a strang maner." the other Eric turns turns around and puts his nose in the air, as if he was insulted. Um well ...er he has blond hair around 20 years old. He has a strange crimson haired woman in toe. Most resently this "Dragonslayer" has stole a saccred sword from it's resting place in the shrine of the 4 Winds, after witch he slaided the dragon protecing sead shrine." other Mark sez shyly watching to make sure no one will yell at him. Mark!!! Shut your pie hole we don't have to tell these fools anything! Besides they are looking at use in a most unplesnt fastion I'm getting the fealing we are un wanted. Besides there buzy they have prisoners to cetch. You all look in dismay as Bunny and Wolf's bonds are both broke (half of witch is the Bards falt). Since they were tied up I bet they weren't too happy with you. So there will probubly be a bounty on you all. Well untill that day we look forward to killing you soon:evillaugh With that the Anti party turns and leaves. The Nega bard :evillaugh all the way into the distance
Gideon_Gideonson 12-03-06, 06:46 PM	Ah...so now they DO want to kill us off...that's not very ni...THEY HAVE MEDDLED WITH POWERS THEY KNOW NOTHING OF! THEIR LIVES ARE FORFEIT! A warm wind spirals out of nothingness, surrounding Eric. It whips around him wildly as his hair slowly turns a blinding white. Then, eyes burning with crimson flame, Eric rises into the air. Dark powers hover around him, and a wave of some unknown glowing energy blasts outward towards the retreating party. Everything in its path glows with a white light, and then drifts to the ground as a fine gray ash.
SeptimusMagistos 12-03-06, 07:17 PM	"I told you we should have held them down with a tree!"
Larz_Fang 12-04-06, 01:23 AM	Larz curses. "Oh, goddammit! Now they are coming after us! Now what will we do? We are going to get hunted down like animals! And... WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ERIC?!" OOC: By the way, didn't we release Bunny and Wolf? I remember that Marcus(Sorcen) had Wolf with him. And what about Bunny, wasn't she with Richard?
skydragonslayer 12-04-06, 08:56 AM	OOC: You were kind of perocupied with the Other yous. The bard has the attetion spand of a bug and Marcus chalanged himself to a match, assuming he wasn't going to fight with a WereWolf on his back... Besides the thing you should all be worried about is the fact that their tying to hunt down Skyer the only person who might have some ansores. Oh and when he sead "We look forward to killing you soon" that is because their mesonaries and they hunt bounties too. Since Wolf and Bunny got away they think they will put a "Dead or Alive" bounty on you witch is an acurate asumption. :OOC
Larz_Fang 12-04-06, 09:18 AM	OOC: Well, ok. I'll edit my previous post then. It's kinda hard to play this since you don't have a separate OOC thread, though.
RichardVauldigar1 12-04-06, 09:23 AM	OOC: Eric is the dark pheonix? IC: Well at least were safe for now, well what to do now? hey where did that cute little animal go? OOC: As Richard is talking the huge Penguin forms into the ground below. (who would have known it was a sand golem the whole time)
Sorcen_Anenooata 12-04-06, 09:27 AM	OOC: Actually I said Marcus was pushing Wolf around in front of him and that was after anti-Marcus turned down my offer for a match. I'll just play it as if Wolf decided to run from me. :OOC BIC: Marcus grabs for Wolf as he begins to run away with Bunny, he inevitably misses and stumbles and realizes his stumble allowed them enough of a head-start so that he would not be able to catch them. He regains his composure and watches the other group leave then turns back to his group, "Hmm, what should we do now?"
Gideon_Gideonson 12-04-06, 03:34 PM	OOC: Nope, not the dark pheonix. I don't even know what that is. And Sky...what happened to my attack?
skydragonslayer 12-04-06, 04:11 PM	OOC:Sorry read through the thing like 4 times din't see an attack in the hole thing till the last time through:embarrass well then attack you shall!!!! The dark bolt flies forth ruining trees and other plant matter as it rips throught the forest on its way to the Other Party. The Other Marcus takes notice :rolleyes: Man what a drag, they have to attack us even after we left them alone. Pulling out his two Bastred Swords he jumps to meat the powerfull spere. He cleaves down on it choping the spere in half, and sends the peices flying. Fools! Do you mock us? We let you clowns go once but now your heads are ours to put on a pike! the Nega Bard grins evily but insted of the Richard's usual shine a beam of pure darkness is let forth. A tree in the background falls with a crash. Come to your deaths OOC Start Combat...
Gideon_Gideonson 12-04-06, 04:35 PM	The wind around Eric amplifies and strengthens, until he is standing in the center of an enormous storm. He raises his hands, spreads his fingers, and brilliant electrical death arcs from his fingertips, scouring the world before him.
RichardVauldigar1 12-04-06, 05:39 PM	OOC: dark phionex is jean grey gone evil in Xmen. anyway Captain X molds back up from under the ground next to Richard. IC: haha friend you have returned. CaptainX: DOOD!!! IC: yes let us fight! OOC: the bard sits down and looks at a mirror and it starts to shine brighter as the sun starts to lose some of its shine. OOC: time for a special technique by the bard himself!!
SeptimusMagistos 12-04-06, 06:59 PM	Mark glares at his opposite. "I love fighting, and I'm good at it. That must mean you hate to fight and don't know how to. Bring it on!" Mark revvs up his chainsaw, goes into rage, and charges his counterpart.
Gideon_Gideonson 12-04-06, 07:36 PM	TRUE...THEREFORE, MY DOUBLE WILL WEAKEN AND BECOME WORTHLESS WHEN ENRAGED...BRING IT ON!
RichardVauldigar1 12-04-06, 08:12 PM	That means my opposite is super strong in every way and super intellegent! wait that ain't a good thing! at least he's ugly though
Larz_Fang 12-05-06, 03:53 AM	"I didn't want to fight, but now I am left with no choice! Take this!" Larz runs towards his evil twin and rolls to the ground to stop. He mumbles something as he points Tyrius with the palm of his hand. "All of you fools shall die!" The dark, cloaked man charges his brother with his blades in hand. A great orb of rock, flames and magma appears in front of Larz as he calls his magics. Tyrius is hit by the orb, but it only burns his cloak away, revealing a face just like that of Larz, though more twisted, vicious and malevolent. The dark figure jumps and slashes his blades into Larz's abdomen. "AAAARRGHH!!!"
skydragonslayer 12-05-06, 08:51 AM	"Power is relovent my angery freind. Are you not the weak one? Do you truely have controle over your powers, or do your powers controle you?" the Other Eric caires a look of confodence even though rays of death land all around him but never hit. (Man he's lucky) "True I may not be good at fighting but I'm good at other things" Good Mark barly evads Mark's attack and then moves to a position in the middle of his party to provide healing. Thats right I am super strong! Buha ha ha ha:evillaugh the Nega bard pulls out an ammult of his own and summons a water elemental Now die Richard the elemental moves in to attack Richard
BlackendEarth 12-05-06, 08:59 AM	Zander there begins is stealthy attack at Mark. Well lets put his healing to my own uses. He then begins to slash at the good Mark with his fists and trying to absorb his spells that he has.
RichardVauldigar1 12-05-06, 09:57 AM	OOC: Captain X collides with the water elemental. As Richard still stands there looking at his great beauty. IC: Go Captain X while I look at my great face. OOC: The bard starts to glow with a bright energy.
Sorcen_Anenooata 12-05-06, 01:45 PM	Marcus draws his shamshirs and waits for an opening to attack someone and shouts to his group, "Ya know it'd probably be more effective if we were to attack someone other than our counterpart, I could sit back and work out a strategy for that if needed." He begins to think of which of the group would do best against the others of the group and etc.
Gideon_Gideonson 12-05-06, 04:23 PM	Damn you Sky...I was hoping you had forgotten how lucky the other Eric would be...:tantrum: Anyway... BIC: Eric does not respond. What could he say? He can't control his powers at all. But his body responds for him. Anti-Eric finds the ground beneath his feet suddenly shifting into boiling lava, and the very air about him pushes him downward...
SeptimusMagistos 12-05-06, 05:50 PM	Mark grabs one of his grenades, pulls off the ring, and throws it at the nega(posi?)Mark. "Taste explosive inferno, slave of gods!"
BrightendEarth 12-05-06, 09:10 PM	The barbarian looks upon his nega self and sees him being talkative, chrismatic, intellegient and wise, and even has a name but to prove physical prowress are dominant he goes into a rage and charges him going at a high speed toward his target. "I'll kill thee imposter :ghosted:and cutem up good!":fight!:
skydragonslayer 12-06-06, 09:03 AM	Zander you hit Poser Mark in the back and manage to gleen a few healing spells happy with your acomplishment you turn to go back to the shadows when you here something hit the ground. You look back at Other Mark who is now holding the grenade that Mark through "Now what is this thing subposed to do?" You look with a kind of horid surprize that one Mark just through a grenade in your direction, and two the Other Mark just picked it up. You try to run but you are still cought by the explosive force pushing you to the ground. Brightend (for a lack of a better name) you stab your Other self, who looks to have been perparing a long and drawn out speach (oposed to you who barly post a thing). Who then looks surprized and wants to say his awsome speech but dies before he has the chance (pore guy...) sudenly you get blasted back by the force of Marks grenade. The water elemental and sand golem colide in an epic battel of pon angainst pon. You will never be as good as my negitve charisma Richard the Nega Bard shots a ray of darkness form his rotton teeth at Richard dulling his light. Richard feels weak and not quite as charismatic! "Now now Eric, if that is your real name. What if you were the one in this situation?" Eric you sudenly feel a heat wave from beanth your feet, the air above you seems to push you down. You look above you and Anti Eric floats in your previos position. "Oh wait you are! :plotting:
RichardVauldigar1 12-06-06, 09:55 AM	OOC: The Bard seems to ignore the charisma damage he has tooken and is more concentrated on his great looks as he stares at his mirror. The sun is very dim now and it seems to be dark out as if it was already night. IC: Just a bit longer.....
BlackendEarth 12-06-06, 05:39 PM	Zander flies backwards from the force of the gerandes that were throw. He lands skidding on the ground for a bit and then stop with a small dust cloud covering him for a few second. After the cloud clears he seems to have several cuts from the force of the gernade. He seems to be rather hurt but nothing that he will die from. Wow, that really hurt. I thought I wouldn't have to look for attacks coming from my own group with out warning. At least I'm not dead He then spots the dead nega brightend but I see someone who is. Zander then begins to make some movements with his hands and also some chanting that he never knew before. He begins to focus his magic on the dead body. The body then begins to rise from the ground and attack nearby enemies. That work just as well as I thought is would. That should keep them distracted while I go back to hiding.
Gideon_Gideonson 12-06-06, 09:10 PM	Eric barely manages to throw off his double's attack. Hmm...This does not work. Time for plan B. He turns to the nega Richard and calls the surrounding shadows to him. They sweep out across the field, engulfing the anti-bard in a chilling, life-draining cloud.
Larz_Fang 12-07-06, 01:37 AM	The green-skinned giantblood falls to his knees as the sawbladed knives cut him "Don't... give up... people! Use your doubles' weakness against them! Like this!" Larz sweeps his right leg toward Tyrius' legs and trips him. "I may be clumsy as heck, but my twin is also as weak, so..." Larz rolls over his twin and grabs him. Then he kicks the knives away. "He sucks in unarmed combat!"
skydragonslayer 12-07-06, 09:31 AM	"Good thinking Eric we may be equils but what of the others are that not all at different levels of power?" the dark shadows trap the bard in their cold grasp. Cureses! Let go of me!!!!
RichardVauldigar1 12-07-06, 09:39 AM	OOC: Now the sky is completey darkened without stars without light as the area around you becomes pitch black (no one can see) you all here the bard speak in his handsome super charismatical voice. IC: Sure people may think Im weak,.........weak when Im Independant but United I cannot lose!! OOC: As the darkness disappears it returns to normal day time light. As all of you look around you are now surrounded by hundreds of the bard all identical. IC (all the bards): As long as we are United we never shall FALL!!!
Khael 12-07-06, 02:19 PM	"Wait, even if you are united aren't you still pants in a fight? I mean, one dragon, and you all still get burned or eaten." OOC: 'The people united shall never be ignited' never works if you add in DR10/magic... Erin steps back quickly sticking out a foot as her double hurdles pass...and trips up. ((I figure if ones a survivalist with a tendendecy to suggest running, the double...has no sense of safety and probably suffers from berserk but uncontrolled rages in a fight...))
Gideon_Gideonson 12-07-06, 03:05 PM	OOC: Khael...by any chance are you a fan of Terry Pratchett? I thought I detected a little of "Guards! Guards!" in that last post...
Khael 12-07-06, 03:22 PM	OOC: I wondered if anyone would catch that reference...
Gideon_Gideonson 12-07-06, 03:24 PM	OOC: But of course. It's Pratchett. Nice touch.
SeptimusMagistos 12-07-06, 06:14 PM	Mark, still in rage, charges the nega-bard. "So far, so good!"
Larz_Fang 12-08-06, 03:01 AM	OOC: Sky, if that "Curses! Let go of me!!!" was ment to be Tyrius speaking, just that you know, he is supposed to sound like this: "Curses! Let go of me!!!" Just write the text in between spoiler & /spoiler and make the text red (this technique is located among other vB codes). BIC: Larz locks Tyrius into a tight fullnelson grapple and tries to leech away the energies of his twin. "How do you like that, huh? Not so much fun being in the receiving end, is it? It didn't feel so good when you sliced my stomach up, but that's okay, brother. I never heard you complain, so don't start now."
skydragonslayer 12-08-06, 09:02 AM	"What in the world? Were did all these anyning little punks come from? Vauldigar! Enuf fooling around stop you handsome duble NOW! casting a spell Anti Eric anialates all the bard copies near him The Nega Bard barly manages to break free form the darkness in his weaked sate but couldn't dodge Marks chainsaw as he charges him from behind. "How embarising to be caught off gard by these fools. But I'm not down ...yet...!" he holds his masive wound falling to the ground. The Other Zander finaly makes his entrence flying in from above he casts a spell that seems to bring life back to the Nega Bard "Rise from your grave!" The Other Marcus starts hacking his way through the Bards copies towards the rest of his party. The Other Erin flails her sword around trying to hit her "Self" with no regard for her own safty. OOC: No the Curses let me go was the Nega Bard you seemed to have your duble fight undercontrole:)
Larz_Fang 12-08-06, 09:07 AM	OOC: Then would you please control Tyrius for me? I was just trying to show the way he acts. He is Neutral Evil, you know.
Sorcen_Anenooata 12-08-06, 09:16 AM	Marcus shrugs and walks towards the other party, blades out and ready, "Well it appears the battle has started without my strategy, meh probably wouldnt have worked anyway. Ok who wants to fight then?"
RichardVauldigar1 12-08-06, 09:19 AM	(by the way Khael technically the bard could kill a dragon by himself without any help but he is to nice to do that, unless of course the dragon was evil, then the bard would have to knock it unconsious, because its the bards code not to kill anything, unless its undead or a demon or something extremely evil.) OOC: Captain X jumps back from the water elemental as five bard clones jump out of him at the water elemental and shine their teeth which create beams of heat (yes it does damage). (bards) IC: United as one we are the greatest. OOC (bards): many more bards start to dramatic kick the evil forms and other random stupid moves such as shiny teeth and mirror reflection shine. Injured ones look at their mirrors and start to heal themselves by doing so.
Gideon_Gideonson 12-08-06, 03:21 PM	As the nega bard revives, Eric's brow furrows. No friend, not today. Have fun in HELL! The ground beneath the bard splits open, and searing red flames char his flesh. Then the plane splits in the same location, and a portal directly to the fires of the nine hells sits invitingly below Eric's foe.
SeptimusMagistos 12-08-06, 06:12 PM	Mark pulled up just short of charging down into the portal and ran twice as fast in the opposite direction.
Larz_Fang 12-09-06, 08:34 AM	Struggle as he might, Larz is able to keep his evil twin at bay. Suddendly the cloaked man stops his struggling at the fullnelson hold. "Tyrius, you are no match for my strength in this situation! Give up!" But the dark one does not anwser. Larz looks to his twin brother's face and it would seem like he is passed out. "Aw man, you suck! I thought that you'd still have some fight in you!" The 7-footer turns around, releases his hold and throws Tyrius to the ground.
SeptimusMagistos 12-09-06, 12:39 PM	Mark stops running for a second to look back and assess the situation. "Anyone need any help?"
skydragonslayer 12-11-06, 08:31 AM	The Nega bard hangs in the air for a second looking down in the inferno"Well this sucks" falling into the portal he calls out "Curse you!!! You haven't heard the last of the Nega Bard...... his voice fades as he falls into the abyss Anti Eric looks at the perdicament"Well giventhe new situation I think it is in our best interst to ..." "Run Away!!!!!!" the other Marcus yells out "Well yes that works too" With that they turn to run
RichardVauldigar1 12-11-06, 12:08 PM	(bards) IC: yes we won! the bards are victorious OOC: All the bards stop fighting and watch them run. OOC: Captain X sinks back into the ground. Captain X IC: DOOOOOOOD!!!
SeptimusMagistos 12-11-06, 06:02 PM	"Do we get experience?" OOC: HA! At last, no one can accuse me of metagaming.
Larz_Fang 12-12-06, 02:09 AM	Tyrius suddenly stands up and makes an astonishing leap towards his group and runs away with them. The knives he was wielding stay on the ground. "Yes victory is ours!!!" Larz turns to his companions and covers his abdomen with his right hand. His hand starts to glow and the bleeding stops. "Except me, did anyone else get hurt?! If you did, come here and I shall use my magical gifts to heal you!" He looks where Richard is. "Oh, yea. Hey Captain Charisma! You are a bard, right?! You can heal people too, don't you?!"
RichardVauldigar1 12-12-06, 08:50 AM	OOC: All the clones disappear as the real bard flies out of a tree. IC: Ha of course I can heal! my great healing powers are unmatched so come here if any of you are in need of healing!!(the bard says super dramatically and super charismatically)
BrightendEarth 12-12-06, 12:12 PM	As the nega-barbarian runs away in sheer terror, the party's barbarian comes out of hiding:hides:(he took a ready action and got bored when nothing happened) then he starts ranting incoherently :rant:
BlackendEarth 12-12-06, 01:01 PM	Zander looks at the fleeing group Dang I wish we could have got some information from them. O yeah i forgot I was hurt too. Zander then puts his hand over his chest and his hand begins to glow and give off a gentle light that begins to heal his wounds. Well thanks nega Mark for that healing.
SeptimusMagistos 12-12-06, 05:34 PM	Mark comes up to the barbarian, taking a ready action with his chainsaw. "Hey."
Larz_Fang 12-13-06, 02:28 AM	Larz points the barbarian. "So, who is this guy savage anyway?"
RichardVauldigar1 12-13-06, 08:31 AM	OOC: The bard turns around and looks at the man with the chainsaw. IC: HEY NOW! no hurting party members, plus what did the barbarian do to you!?(the bard says in an angry voice) OOC: just in case you did not know the bard dislikes inappropriate violence.
BrightendEarth 12-13-06, 12:12 PM	The barbarian turns and asks who the ugly moron with the chainsaw is. Then steps back and threatens him that the bard will easily destroy him if he even tries something for that's how weak this chainsaw guy is, otherwise he wouldn't need a weapon that cuts for you.
Gideon_Gideonson 12-13-06, 03:01 PM	I feel a bit...dizzy. Eric, back in his normal form, stumbles into the middle of the arguement. He crashes around for a while, before falling over unconsious, landing directly on Mark and knocking him to the ground.
SeptimusMagistos 12-13-06, 05:37 PM	"Fine. Just checking that you're not one of the nega-wimps. Now if you'll excuse me, I have things to do." Mark turns to the carnage of the battlefield and concentrates. As he focuses the bloody conflict into matter, a semi-machine gun appears before him. "Ah, that's better." Mark grasps the gun.
skydragonslayer 12-14-06, 08:26 AM	OOC: Not quite sure how you just summoned a gun in a world without teck ... Looking around the battle field you notice a slip of paper. It appears to be some kind of wanted poster, 2,000,000gp for some one going by the alias of Sky Dragonslayer. The picture seems reminiscent of Skyler?!? (If you can't remember he is the one who got you in this mess you know the one from the beginning. Larz you have no idea who this is.) Else Were: Skyler looks mortified stepping back from the mangled corps of a human or at leat it could have been one in life because it's hard to tell now. Skyler then wipes the blood off his face, then starts to panic as he realizes it isn’t his. “Don’t worry he attacked you! You had every right to fight back.” Kate sez in almost a mater of fact kind of way. “But I killed him! Goblins and wolves are one thing… but he was human…” Skyler’s voice starts to crack as the panic sets in. “And in that D&D game how many humans did you mock kill?" “That’s not the point!” “You were fine with it then” “That’s different!” “Is it?” "..."
Khael 12-14-06, 10:26 AM	"Oh great, the guy who brought us has a bounty on his head, bit like we will soon. And is he allowed to do that?"
RichardVauldigar1 12-14-06, 10:50 AM	OOC: The bard looks towards the sun, his ready action speech goes off. IC: bounty isnt that a bathroom product, but anyway we must save this poor soul from this horrible fate of his!! OOC: The bard then spins around and shines his teeth.
Khael 12-14-06, 12:25 PM	[pause] "Isn't there supposed to be a Bwah-bwah-wahhhh noise about now?"
Sorcen_Anenooata 12-14-06, 01:08 PM	Marcus frowns a little as the other party retreats, "You know we could always collect that bounty for ourselves, I dont really care for the money personally but I figured I'd suggest it, who needs money when you can just steal or otherwise take what you need." He thinks for a moment, "Wow I sound slightly evil dont I. Hey Mark I've always been curious if I can dodge bullets since I can dodge arrows and BBs and other various projectiles." He readies himself incase Mark shoots at him.
SeptimusMagistos 12-14-06, 05:50 PM	OOC: Not quite sure how you just summoned a gun in a world without teck ... OOC: Mark didn't summon it. He crafted it directly from the pain and suffering of the battlefield. I mentioned him having some artificer-like abilities. BIC: Mark looks over at the wanted poster. "Sounds like more carnage. Let's go save him."
Larz_Fang 12-18-06, 01:11 AM	"Wait a minute. We can't be sure that we want to hunt this man down for the bounty. Maybe he just did some stupid mistake like we did. Think about it. And by the way; where have you seen him before?"
RichardVauldigar1 12-18-06, 09:10 AM	OOC: Bard turns to party. IC: Who cares about money lets just save him so we can figure out how to get back home, I miss my family!
skydragonslayer 12-18-06, 09:30 AM	You all have the strange feeling that some eath satering event just happed but are in no position to do anything (IE. The battle with Caben Duur) (I gess were of to go find the Skyler look-a-like) yes, no? kind of need an Idea of what you are doing (Pluss I gess Lord Gareth left with the Chaos feild)
RichardVauldigar1 12-19-06, 12:10 PM	OOC: since no ones posting IC: I say we go and help Skyler and while your at it I will get a date to accompany me. OOC: The bard leaves for a quick second then comes back with 3 girls next to him. (The bard at this time is distracted to anything that is going on unless it is obvious)
Khael 12-19-06, 01:46 PM	"Look, we're all in agreement we go find him, right? We can figure out what we're going to do afterwards." OOC: Personally I don't get why everyone acts as though the battle with Caben Duur means anything... Did anyone notice when Zak deleted the countless multiverses? Or when two nuts blew up the astral, which hasn't been repaired yet? No, they noticed a fight with a dweller who happened to come from the void... Can't help but wonder what Zak would result in... Rant over...
SeptimusMagistos 12-19-06, 05:37 PM	"Look, we're all in agreement we go find him, right? We can figure out what we're going to do afterwards." OOC: Personally I don't get why everyone acts as though the battle with Caben Duur means anything... Did anyone notice when Zak deleted the countless multiverses? Or when two nuts blew up the astral, which hasn't been repaired yet? No, they noticed a fight with a dweller who happened to come from the void... Can't help but wonder what Zak would result in... Rant over... Different forum, friend. If it makes you feel any better, I noticed that.
Gideon_Gideonson 12-19-06, 07:10 PM	OOC: So did I...I honestly don't know why its moving cross-thread...I'm sorry :embarrass But Khael...I think the reason is that no-one on Sorcen's Baator really knows Zak, or the guys who took out the astral plane. They know Caben Duur. And that's only because that's the forum he's from. Again, my apologies.
Khael 12-20-06, 04:15 AM	OOC: Don't apologise, it's not your fault... It's just all the others involved something impressive, and Caben... (I'm actually just against the cross post thing, its like a film advert.) And never say 'it happened on another forum' to a known godmodder... {insert hideous laughter, and not the one beginning with tasha's}
SeptimusMagistos 12-20-06, 05:59 PM	OOC: Don't apologise, it's not your fault... It's just all the others involved something impressive, and Caben... (I'm actually just against the cross post thing, its like a film advert.) And never say 'it happened on another forum' to a known godmodder... {insert hideous laughter, and not the one beginning with tasha's} OOC: I'll see you there. We can reminisce. BIC: "So, are we going somewhere or not? I've gotta try this baby out."
Larz_Fang 12-21-06, 03:14 AM	Larz picks up the knives that Tyrius dropped. "What is the current status of our equipment? I really need some weapon other than these. A greatsword would be nice and some armor, too."
SeptimusMagistos 12-21-06, 06:05 PM	"My equipment is just fine." Mark lovingly strokes the gun and the grenades.
Larz_Fang 12-22-06, 09:11 AM	"No, I meant to ask where could I get some compensatory equipment."
SeptimusMagistos 12-22-06, 05:35 PM	"Well, if my experience of RPGs counts for anything, now that you've expressed a desire to make a purchase, there'll be a shop around here. Speaking of which, did someone remember to loot the remains?" Mark looks over at the grenade stain and the spot where the pit to hell was. "Uh, never mind."
Larz_Fang 12-25-06, 01:21 PM	"Crap..."
SeptimusMagistos 12-28-06, 10:45 AM	"Don't worry. I'm sure we can find you something."
SeptimusMagistos 12-31-06, 12:35 PM	"So, are we going anywhere or not?"
Khael 12-31-06, 05:02 PM	"Apparently not, since we do have one problem...where are we going? And not in the sense of 'after Sky Dragonslayer'."
Larz_Fang 01-08-07, 02:40 AM	"Yes, we should have a quest. Anyone up for finding a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?"
SeptimusMagistos 01-09-07, 05:29 PM	"Can it be an Anarchic Grenade instead?"
Larz_Fang 01-10-07, 02:40 AM	"I was just trying to make a Monty Python reference."
Sorcen_Anenooata 01-10-07, 08:53 AM	OOC: I dont think we can really do anything with SkyDragonSlayer's absence. :OOC Marcus leans himself against a wall and waits patiently but keeps an eye out for any threats.
Larz_Fang 01-11-07, 04:27 AM	OOC: I agree. There's not much point playing without a DM/GM. Larz sighs and sits down leaning to a tree. He covers his eyes with a piece of green cloth (like a bandanna) that he grabs from his pocket and falls asleep.