1001 funny builds to trash a city [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 funny builds to trash a city [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
cog_and_taz
10-30-06, 01:23 AM Okay guys, what we need here is an efficient, within-rues and above all FUNNY way to destroy cities. High levels are allowed, assume any amount of gold/xp is allowed, have fun!:D (eh, what the heck, you can bend the rules, but only a little).

1: lizardfolk Barbarian/wu-jen/dragonfire adept/FB, must be non-good. I'm sure you guys can see where I'm going here, he uses giant-size, breathes the fivefold breath of tiamat(non-radioactive!) and frenzies, stepping all over the city.

next!:D
Lokiyn
10-30-06, 01:28 AM Weapon of Legacy, Lesser Constant Companion (Thoqqua)

Volcano.

Weapon of Legacy, Lesser Constant Companion (Bachae) (misspelled)

endless Party
cog_and_taz
10-30-06, 01:33 AM I'm sure that's great stuff, but I don't have the books, could you clarify as to what it does?
cog_and_taz
10-30-06, 05:03 AM First and foremost, a cookie if you get the reference.

3: a really big cat.

1: Plant a frog in a city, preferably one with a tail. Better yet, one with a gem in its stomach.

2: play a high-level anthro cat wu-jen, with max ranks in profession(fishing) skill focus in it, and a fishing rod for a weapon. He should also be obese.

3: cast giant size, followed by enlarge, and then teleport so that you are 100m or so above the city, or more, just don't die.

4: crash down while grinning, waving and yelling "froggy!":D
Lyinginbedmon
10-30-06, 05:22 AM 4. If anyone remembers the illustration for the original printing of Cometfall...
MazrimTaim
10-30-06, 05:24 AM Cast Fly on a Hulking Hurler.

Having him fly 2000 feet above said city with an enchanted colossal war wagon full of boulders.
Gilganarz_the_reporter
10-30-06, 05:39 AM First and foremost, a cookie if you get the reference.

1:Plant a frog in a city, preferably one with a tail. Better yet, one with a gem in its stomach.

2: play a high-level anthro cat wu-jen, with max ranks in profession(fishing) skill focus in it, and a fishing rod for a weapon. He should also be obese.

3: cast giant size, followed by enlarge, and then teleport so that you are 100m or so above the city, or more, just don't die.

4: crash down while grinning, waving and yelling "froggy!":D

I always thought that "Big" was a stupid name for a cat...
cog_and_taz
10-30-06, 05:58 AM @Mazrimtaim: nice idea, but please number your submissions.

@Lyinginbedmon: sorry, I don't, what is it?

@gilganarz: here's your :cookie: , yeah, I was hungry. Also, it may be a silly name, but he is my favorite sonic character of all times, big rocks:D.
ninja1
10-30-06, 11:02 AM I don't know so much about creating a build around it, but I always thought it would be funny to permanence a prismatic wall in a sewer and leave a ton of Decanters of Endless Water set to Geyser Mode hidden around a city.... and just wash your troubles away.
CygnusDarius
10-30-06, 11:23 AM Any chaotic party, in no less than three ale pints and oposing guilds can destroy a town.
PhaedrusXY
10-30-06, 11:24 AM A high level Frenzied Berzerker who... instead of killing everyone himself, just uses his Inspire Frenzy alot... to make all the people kill each other. Its like the Bacchic party idea Lokiyn posted... just with alot more blood. :D
Lyinginbedmon
10-30-06, 12:00 PM @Lyinginbedmon: sorry, I don't, what is it?
A diagram showing the damage by position in the blast radius ;)

Another one is a couple of Psions, a couple of Delay Deaths, a couple of Beastland Ferocitys, a couple of Jovocs, a couple True Mind Switches, and a couple of Metamorphosis'...
Rashomon
10-30-06, 12:21 PM Lyrandar Dragonmarked Heir with her Greater Dragonmark of Storm summoning hurricanes all over the place.
borg2
10-30-06, 12:31 PM Plague - historically accurate.

Plague of fairies with 3 levels in samurai: iaijutsu focus maxed out, weapon finesse,flick of the wrist, swarm fighting and wee little katanas. Hysterically accurate. Like pirahna with wings... (and attitude)

Just about any magic used to excess: stone to mud for the foundations, reverse gravity (launch stone building into the sky). Rinse and repeat. Get out of town before gravity comes back.

Use decanter of endless water (switched to salt water mode) to destroy a community by flood, and then famine (you have litterally salted the earth).

Spellfire is usually good for some serious city renovation... combine it with multiple personalities/sleep walking/possession. "That's funny, I don't remember falling asleep in a smoking crater... "

Ballista bolts with a warhead made of a portable hole perched above a bag of holding. Fire at wall/knights/mages - big boom, chunk of city (& inhabitants) go to astral plane for a holiday.

Hope that helps (and gods help your DM) :D
CygnusDarius
10-30-06, 12:49 PM Plague - historically accurate.

Plague of fairies with 3 levels in samurai: iaijutsu focus maxed out, weapon finesse,flick of the wrist, swarm fighting and wee little katanas. Hysterically accurate. Like pirahna with wings... (and attitude)

You can have the katana, you can have the armor, heck you can have the justification, but you're not going to intimidate anyone. At least nor before the attack.

"Awww, look at the wee little... OMFG it's killing me!"
Senevri
10-30-06, 01:51 PM Nac Mac Feegle!
Ed-Zero
10-30-06, 03:24 PM Steps:
1) Get a garbage bag sized bag of holding
2) Turn it inside-out
3) Put it over your body
4) Run around as fast as you can
5) ???
6) Profit!
PhaedrusXY
10-30-06, 03:37 PM Steps:
1) Get a garbage bag sized bag of holding
2) Turn it inside-out
3) Put it over your body
4) Run around as fast as you can
5) ???
6) Profit!This reminds me of the D&D2 skit by the Dead Alewives. (http://www.rpgmp3.com/downloads/data/av-deadalewives-dnd-part-2-stream.mp3)
horndgod
10-30-06, 03:43 PM Nac Mac Feegle!

Crivens! You want some head in the face!?
FeceMan
10-30-06, 04:19 PM Druid 20.
Aegeu
10-30-06, 05:03 PM Teaching old builds new tricks:
1. Use the Legion build, put on boots of the xorn, polymorph into gelatinous cube. Not only have you flooded the city with ooze, you also filled it.
2. Sphere of annihilation with Talsiman of the Sphere and Entropomancer (if it stacks). Black hole for teh win!
3. Use one of the speed records that can break the speed of sound. Run through the city, and give the expression "boom town" a whole new meaning.
4. Use the "stone construction company" mentioned on this board. Cast Walls of Force to create a solid surface, and cast Wall of Stone. Dispel the walls, and CRUNCH!
ninjarabbit
10-30-06, 05:12 PM Evil cleric or dread necromancer leading a horde of the undead into the city
PhaedrusXY
10-30-06, 05:16 PM Epic spellcaster casts Apocalypse from the Sky (BoVD) with the Ignore Material Components and Explosive Spell feats. Wait... I'm not sure this is funny...
temillion
10-30-06, 05:39 PM Kender Rogue 20

nuff said
cog_and_taz
10-30-06, 05:40 PM ...In conclusion, you guys win:D
Caelic
10-30-06, 06:54 PM 1. Populate the entire city with denizens of the CharOp board.

2. Shout--very loudly--"Rainbow Servant is a full-casting progression class! Discuss!"

3. Run for your life.
FeceMan
10-30-06, 10:42 PM 1. Populate the entire city with denizens of the CharOp board.

2. Shout--very loudly--"Rainbow Servant is a full-casting progression class! Discuss!"

3. Run for your life.
Or you could try "Tenth level of Dragon Disciple--STAT!"
TheHumanDynamo
10-30-06, 11:03 PM 1. Populate the entire city with denizens of the CharOp board.

2. Shout--very loudly--"Rainbow Servant is a full-casting progression class! Discuss!"

3. Run for your life.

Or sup the second line with "Can someone please show me how to make Pun-Pun?"
Endarire
10-31-06, 01:53 AM Plan 1: Grab a few decanters of endless water and cast polymorph any object on the streaming water. Convert it to the strongest alcohol you can.

Plan 2: Obtain a massive amount of beer, perhaps by enacting plan 1 then finding a different town. Next, get as many people as you can **** drunk then have 'em whiz on the town, drowning it. It brings a new meaning to, "Whee!"

-EE
Vikjunk
10-31-06, 02:02 AM Or sup the second line with "Can someone please show me how to make Pun-Pun?"
Which way? How to turn a Kobold into a Pun-Pun clone or use Ice Assassin spell from Frostburn to get a Pun-Pun clone under your control? ;)

It’s one of the reasons that I love the Shadowcraft Mage builds since if you pick up Arcane Disciple (creation) or any Domain with True Creation in it so that you can make diamonds and any other materials you might need for free. So now you can cast Ice Assassin and only have to worry about the 5000 XP cost but if you choose the right creature it is way too low a cost since you can copy Gods, Demon Lords, Devil Lords, and any other creature you wish. But I wouldn’t recommend coping Gods or the Fiendish Lords since you would be kicking off a war that you have no chance of surviving. So would be better off just making a powerful creature like Tarrasque, Chaos Roc, Great Wyrm Dragons, Mountain Landwyrms, and other big and powerful creatures. And if you are going to use them to destroy a city you should get back your XP investment.

And the truly sad thing about the whole thing is that you would be leveling a city with just an illusion.
cog_and_taz
10-31-06, 04:55 AM vik,caelic and endarire, you guys win:thumbsup:
Xeraph
10-31-06, 05:44 AM Cast a persistent heightened utterdarkness (BOVD) and begin your thaumaturgist summoning of demons.

I reccomend you seal the outer limits of the spell with spiritwalls. (Atleast, that is what I think they are called. The one that has a great picture in Tome and Blood)
cog_and_taz
10-31-06, 08:12 AM wow, you guys are bored:P. I don't own the BoVD/T&B, what are those spells?
SalParadise
10-31-06, 08:30 AM Poison the water supply. Preferrably with something messy like dysentary. Alternatively, polymorph everything into fiber.

Life before plumbing was a drag.
TheCheeseWiddler
10-31-06, 11:59 AM I've been thinking of a character that would possibly b able to take on a small army by it's self. I guess it would translate nicely for a destruction of a city.

Lvl 53 Monster of Legend (MMII)/ Paragon Minotaur (Epic Level Handbook); Barbarian 20 - War Hulk 10 (Miniature Handbooke)- Legendary Dreadnaught 10 (ELH)- Frenzied Berzerker 10 (Complete Warrior)- Hulking Hurler 3 (CW). Enchanted with a Permenent Enlarge Person spell.

You can imagine the kind of destruction one could cause with wildly over sized weapons and such.

-Ky
HaikenEdge
10-31-06, 12:03 PM Warlock 20. With Ability Focus (Nightmares Made Real) & Ability Focus (Baleful Utterance).
thehivemind5
10-31-06, 12:11 PM Warlock 21 with the new epic morpheme savant feat. Power word kill the entire peasent populace one person at a time. not sure thats all that funny though...

Warlock 21 with the feat that allows shades at will. Summon millions of celestial/fiendish bees. Surround city with buzzing noise until everyone goes insane....
Vikjunk
10-31-06, 12:11 PM Warlock 20. With Ability Focus (Nightmares Made Real) & Ability Focus (Baleful Utterance).
And a staff with Body Outside Body so that you can multiple the destruction since the spell only makes it so the copies can't cast spells, use spell trigger items, or use spell completion items. And since Warlock's abilities are spell-like it could get quite fun quickly.
cog_and_taz
10-31-06, 05:13 PM Nice one! I like the bullzilla build:). By the way, morphine savant anyone?
cog_and_taz
11-01-06, 05:14 AM anythin' else? I just considered a wizard picking up(via telekinesis) prismatic spheres and throwing them. Hey, light is weightless,right?
Skyrocket
11-01-06, 05:59 AM Cast "Ice Age" from Frostburn. Goodbye, city.:plotting:
OldManWinter
11-01-06, 07:08 AM This one is more to get the town to destroy it'self, but be a Beguiler 10, wait until the town folks have mostly gathered for some sort of seasonal party and cast 'Incite Riot' a few times.
cog_and_taz
11-01-06, 07:08 AM what are these two spells?:(
Angelsolar
11-01-06, 07:30 AM A high level necromancer with mother cyst feat...brrrrrr!
Carnon
11-01-06, 08:39 AM This one is more messing up than actually trashing a (small) city...

A Sorcerer 18/Arcane Archer 2 can spend 2 minutes hovering above the city firing arrows imbued with Guards and Wards (30 min casting time reduced to a standard arcion) all over the place. 20 arrows x 200 sq. ft. x CL 18 = 72 000 sq. ft. "shaped as you desire" as per spell description.

So what do we get? Fog (no save, no SR) on all corridors (ie. roads), arcane lock (no save, no SR) on all doors, webs (ref save, no SR, regrows if destroyed) on all stairs, confusion (no save, SR applies) at every single intersection ("Where there are choices in direction") and 360 lost doors (silent image, will save if interacted with, no SR). Random extras like magic mouths and suggestions. And it's not that easy to remove: "A dispel magic cast on a specific effect, if successful, removes only that effect."

Duration is 2 hours/CL = 36 hours so you can go home and come back the next day for another 2 minutes of work. Repeat until you win.

Add a couple of Mirage Arcanas if you're not satisfied with how the place looks, maybe fire an arrow of Mordenkainen's Private Sanctum first if you like having privacy while working. All of this can easily be improved on with high stats, feats, non-core spells etc etc.
OldManWinter
11-01-06, 09:38 AM what are these two spells?:(

Incite Riot is from the PHB 2. It makes everyone in the area immediatly attack the person beside them. Great for starting a riot. :D
cog_and_taz
11-01-06, 09:53 AM :omg!
Bonzai
11-01-06, 04:58 PM Step 1: Surround the city with prismatic walls

Step 2: Fill City with permanent Stinking Clouds.

Step 3:

Step 4: Profit!
Aegeu
11-01-06, 05:14 PM Telekinesis + 300 lbs of the least dense material you can find (to make it really big). Go bowling!
cog_and_taz
11-01-06, 05:20 PM Step 1: Surround the city with prismatic walls

Step 2: Fill City with permanent Stinking Clouds.

Step 3:

Step 4: Profit!

you win.
cog_and_taz
11-02-06, 03:12 AM at the moment, all I can think of is this: cloudkill+ gust of wind. As for bowling, I already suggested prismatic sphere for the purpose.

Oh wait, here's another: cast meteor shower and make sure one character is insanely fast beforehand. Give him a portable hole/bag of holding and get him to catch some meteors in it. Take said container to a town, open it. Profit!

also...

step 1: get vast amounts of helms of brilliance, alch fire flasks and oil on the ground.

step 2: (assuming explosions reach through gate spells.) open a gate beneath it, said gate leads to elemental plane of fire.

step 3: run like hell

step 4: profi...correction:BOOM!
progresslevel9
11-02-06, 03:28 AM Use Alacritous Cogitation to cast Genesis (Antigenesis) millions of times with Celerity/synchronicity buggering!
Or...something...
cog_and_taz
11-02-06, 03:36 AM ...why?:P
progresslevel9
11-02-06, 03:51 AM Oh, well the idea was that, when you use Genesis on an existing plane, it has the reverse effect, and so, instead of creating a new demiplane, it deletes portions of the existing one.
Normally, It has a 1-week casting time...but Alacritous Cogitation bumps this down to a Full Action.
This has to be abusable, somehow. Logic dictates that with a rules hole this big, entities of the Far Realms must come through!
However, it's only the PSIONIC POWER version of Genesis which can do that.
Game over, man, Game over.
cog_and_taz
11-02-06, 04:13 AM ...picture this: A psion, standing on a hill overlooking a great city. He seems deep in thought...suddenly, he stands up and utters one word. Immediately, A FREAKING HUGE CRATER IN TIMESPACE appears in the town. No sooner does this happen then strange, unnatural tentacled creatures rush out of the void, shouting in unison "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"(TM)......

EDIT: on second thought, don't.
progresslevel9
11-02-06, 07:51 AM ...picture this: A psion, standing on a hill overlooking a great city. He seems deep in thought...suddenly, he stands up and utters one word. Immediately, A FREAKING HUGE CRATER IN TIMESPACE appears in the town. No sooner does this happen then strange, unnatural tentacled creatures rush out of the void, shouting in unison "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"(TM)......

EDIT: on second thought, don't.

That was my approximate train of thought, yes...
I've submitted this tactic for review in Tleilaxu_Ghola's Complete Mage thread.
We'll see what happens to it. ;)
cog_and_taz
11-02-06, 08:08 AM yay! Good luck with that.

Here's an unusual planar shepherd trick: make a xoriat bubble and stick around for a few weeks, just strolling through the town. Eventually, the whole place would just rot away... inefficient, but evil and done with style;)
cog_and_taz
11-02-06, 06:14 PM ressurection!
Lyinginbedmon
11-02-06, 06:52 PM 36. Anything from the Soul Eater Handbook (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=513069)
cog_and_taz
11-02-06, 08:24 PM oh wow...
Kresalak
11-02-06, 08:32 PM Fact: Gnomes are comedy.

Fact: Gnomes kill you with things that aren't real.

Therefor, gnomes killing you with things that aren't real is funny.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
cog_and_taz 10-30-06, 01:23 AM	Okay guys, what we need here is an efficient, within-rues and above all FUNNY way to destroy cities. High levels are allowed, assume any amount of gold/xp is allowed, have fun!:D (eh, what the heck, you can bend the rules, but only a little). 1: lizardfolk Barbarian/wu-jen/dragonfire adept/FB, must be non-good. I'm sure you guys can see where I'm going here, he uses giant-size, breathes the fivefold breath of tiamat(non-radioactive!) and frenzies, stepping all over the city. next!:D
Lokiyn 10-30-06, 01:28 AM	Weapon of Legacy, Lesser Constant Companion (Thoqqua) Volcano. Weapon of Legacy, Lesser Constant Companion (Bachae) (misspelled) endless Party
cog_and_taz 10-30-06, 01:33 AM	I'm sure that's great stuff, but I don't have the books, could you clarify as to what it does?
cog_and_taz 10-30-06, 05:03 AM	First and foremost, a cookie if you get the reference. 3: a really big cat. 1: Plant a frog in a city, preferably one with a tail. Better yet, one with a gem in its stomach. 2: play a high-level anthro cat wu-jen, with max ranks in profession(fishing) skill focus in it, and a fishing rod for a weapon. He should also be obese. 3: cast giant size, followed by enlarge, and then teleport so that you are 100m or so above the city, or more, just don't die. 4: crash down while grinning, waving and yelling "froggy!":D
Lyinginbedmon 10-30-06, 05:22 AM	4. If anyone remembers the illustration for the original printing of Cometfall...
MazrimTaim 10-30-06, 05:24 AM	Cast Fly on a Hulking Hurler. Having him fly 2000 feet above said city with an enchanted colossal war wagon full of boulders.
Gilganarz_the_reporter 10-30-06, 05:39 AM	First and foremost, a cookie if you get the reference. 1:Plant a frog in a city, preferably one with a tail. Better yet, one with a gem in its stomach. 2: play a high-level anthro cat wu-jen, with max ranks in profession(fishing) skill focus in it, and a fishing rod for a weapon. He should also be obese. 3: cast giant size, followed by enlarge, and then teleport so that you are 100m or so above the city, or more, just don't die. 4: crash down while grinning, waving and yelling "froggy!":D I always thought that "Big" was a stupid name for a cat...
cog_and_taz 10-30-06, 05:58 AM	@Mazrimtaim: nice idea, but please number your submissions. @Lyinginbedmon: sorry, I don't, what is it? @gilganarz: here's your :cookie: , yeah, I was hungry. Also, it may be a silly name, but he is my favorite sonic character of all times, big rocks:D.
ninja1 10-30-06, 11:02 AM	I don't know so much about creating a build around it, but I always thought it would be funny to permanence a prismatic wall in a sewer and leave a ton of Decanters of Endless Water set to Geyser Mode hidden around a city.... and just wash your troubles away.
CygnusDarius 10-30-06, 11:23 AM	Any chaotic party, in no less than three ale pints and oposing guilds can destroy a town.
PhaedrusXY 10-30-06, 11:24 AM	A high level Frenzied Berzerker who... instead of killing everyone himself, just uses his Inspire Frenzy alot... to make all the people kill each other. Its like the Bacchic party idea Lokiyn posted... just with alot more blood. :D
Lyinginbedmon 10-30-06, 12:00 PM	@Lyinginbedmon: sorry, I don't, what is it? A diagram showing the damage by position in the blast radius ;) Another one is a couple of Psions, a couple of Delay Deaths, a couple of Beastland Ferocitys, a couple of Jovocs, a couple True Mind Switches, and a couple of Metamorphosis'...
Rashomon 10-30-06, 12:21 PM	Lyrandar Dragonmarked Heir with her Greater Dragonmark of Storm summoning hurricanes all over the place.
borg2 10-30-06, 12:31 PM	Plague - historically accurate. Plague of fairies with 3 levels in samurai: iaijutsu focus maxed out, weapon finesse,flick of the wrist, swarm fighting and wee little katanas. Hysterically accurate. Like pirahna with wings... (and attitude) Just about any magic used to excess: stone to mud for the foundations, reverse gravity (launch stone building into the sky). Rinse and repeat. Get out of town before gravity comes back. Use decanter of endless water (switched to salt water mode) to destroy a community by flood, and then famine (you have litterally salted the earth). Spellfire is usually good for some serious city renovation... combine it with multiple personalities/sleep walking/possession. "That's funny, I don't remember falling asleep in a smoking crater... " Ballista bolts with a warhead made of a portable hole perched above a bag of holding. Fire at wall/knights/mages - big boom, chunk of city (& inhabitants) go to astral plane for a holiday. Hope that helps (and gods help your DM) :D
CygnusDarius 10-30-06, 12:49 PM	Plague - historically accurate. Plague of fairies with 3 levels in samurai: iaijutsu focus maxed out, weapon finesse,flick of the wrist, swarm fighting and wee little katanas. Hysterically accurate. Like pirahna with wings... (and attitude) You can have the katana, you can have the armor, heck you can have the justification, but you're not going to intimidate anyone. At least nor before the attack. "Awww, look at the wee little... OMFG it's killing me!"
Senevri 10-30-06, 01:51 PM	Nac Mac Feegle!
Ed-Zero 10-30-06, 03:24 PM	Steps: 1) Get a garbage bag sized bag of holding 2) Turn it inside-out 3) Put it over your body 4) Run around as fast as you can 5) ??? 6) Profit!
PhaedrusXY 10-30-06, 03:37 PM	Steps: 1) Get a garbage bag sized bag of holding 2) Turn it inside-out 3) Put it over your body 4) Run around as fast as you can 5) ??? 6) Profit!This reminds me of the D&D2 skit by the Dead Alewives. (http://www.rpgmp3.com/downloads/data/av-deadalewives-dnd-part-2-stream.mp3)
horndgod 10-30-06, 03:43 PM	Nac Mac Feegle! Crivens! You want some head in the face!?
FeceMan 10-30-06, 04:19 PM	Druid 20.
Aegeu 10-30-06, 05:03 PM	Teaching old builds new tricks: 1. Use the Legion build, put on boots of the xorn, polymorph into gelatinous cube. Not only have you flooded the city with ooze, you also filled it. 2. Sphere of annihilation with Talsiman of the Sphere and Entropomancer (if it stacks). Black hole for teh win! 3. Use one of the speed records that can break the speed of sound. Run through the city, and give the expression "boom town" a whole new meaning. 4. Use the "stone construction company" mentioned on this board. Cast Walls of Force to create a solid surface, and cast Wall of Stone. Dispel the walls, and CRUNCH!
ninjarabbit 10-30-06, 05:12 PM	Evil cleric or dread necromancer leading a horde of the undead into the city
PhaedrusXY 10-30-06, 05:16 PM	Epic spellcaster casts Apocalypse from the Sky (BoVD) with the Ignore Material Components and Explosive Spell feats. Wait... I'm not sure this is funny...
temillion 10-30-06, 05:39 PM	Kender Rogue 20 nuff said
cog_and_taz 10-30-06, 05:40 PM	...In conclusion, you guys win:D
Caelic 10-30-06, 06:54 PM	1. Populate the entire city with denizens of the CharOp board. 2. Shout--very loudly--"Rainbow Servant is a full-casting progression class! Discuss!" 3. Run for your life.
FeceMan 10-30-06, 10:42 PM	1. Populate the entire city with denizens of the CharOp board. 2. Shout--very loudly--"Rainbow Servant is a full-casting progression class! Discuss!" 3. Run for your life. Or you could try "Tenth level of Dragon Disciple--STAT!"
TheHumanDynamo 10-30-06, 11:03 PM	1. Populate the entire city with denizens of the CharOp board. 2. Shout--very loudly--"Rainbow Servant is a full-casting progression class! Discuss!" 3. Run for your life. Or sup the second line with "Can someone please show me how to make Pun-Pun?"
Endarire 10-31-06, 01:53 AM	Plan 1: Grab a few decanters of endless water and cast polymorph any object on the streaming water. Convert it to the strongest alcohol you can. Plan 2: Obtain a massive amount of beer, perhaps by enacting plan 1 then finding a different town. Next, get as many people as you can **** drunk then have 'em whiz on the town, drowning it. It brings a new meaning to, "Whee!" -EE
Vikjunk 10-31-06, 02:02 AM	Or sup the second line with "Can someone please show me how to make Pun-Pun?" Which way? How to turn a Kobold into a Pun-Pun clone or use Ice Assassin spell from Frostburn to get a Pun-Pun clone under your control? ;) It’s one of the reasons that I love the Shadowcraft Mage builds since if you pick up Arcane Disciple (creation) or any Domain with True Creation in it so that you can make diamonds and any other materials you might need for free. So now you can cast Ice Assassin and only have to worry about the 5000 XP cost but if you choose the right creature it is way too low a cost since you can copy Gods, Demon Lords, Devil Lords, and any other creature you wish. But I wouldn’t recommend coping Gods or the Fiendish Lords since you would be kicking off a war that you have no chance of surviving. So would be better off just making a powerful creature like Tarrasque, Chaos Roc, Great Wyrm Dragons, Mountain Landwyrms, and other big and powerful creatures. And if you are going to use them to destroy a city you should get back your XP investment. And the truly sad thing about the whole thing is that you would be leveling a city with just an illusion.
cog_and_taz 10-31-06, 04:55 AM	vik,caelic and endarire, you guys win:thumbsup:
Xeraph 10-31-06, 05:44 AM	Cast a persistent heightened utterdarkness (BOVD) and begin your thaumaturgist summoning of demons. I reccomend you seal the outer limits of the spell with spiritwalls. (Atleast, that is what I think they are called. The one that has a great picture in Tome and Blood)
cog_and_taz 10-31-06, 08:12 AM	wow, you guys are bored:P. I don't own the BoVD/T&B, what are those spells?
SalParadise 10-31-06, 08:30 AM	Poison the water supply. Preferrably with something messy like dysentary. Alternatively, polymorph everything into fiber. Life before plumbing was a drag.
TheCheeseWiddler 10-31-06, 11:59 AM	I've been thinking of a character that would possibly b able to take on a small army by it's self. I guess it would translate nicely for a destruction of a city. Lvl 53 Monster of Legend (MMII)/ Paragon Minotaur (Epic Level Handbook); Barbarian 20 - War Hulk 10 (Miniature Handbooke)- Legendary Dreadnaught 10 (ELH)- Frenzied Berzerker 10 (Complete Warrior)- Hulking Hurler 3 (CW). Enchanted with a Permenent Enlarge Person spell. You can imagine the kind of destruction one could cause with wildly over sized weapons and such. -Ky
HaikenEdge 10-31-06, 12:03 PM	Warlock 20. With Ability Focus (Nightmares Made Real) & Ability Focus (Baleful Utterance).
thehivemind5 10-31-06, 12:11 PM	Warlock 21 with the new epic morpheme savant feat. Power word kill the entire peasent populace one person at a time. not sure thats all that funny though... Warlock 21 with the feat that allows shades at will. Summon millions of celestial/fiendish bees. Surround city with buzzing noise until everyone goes insane....
Vikjunk 10-31-06, 12:11 PM	Warlock 20. With Ability Focus (Nightmares Made Real) & Ability Focus (Baleful Utterance). And a staff with Body Outside Body so that you can multiple the destruction since the spell only makes it so the copies can't cast spells, use spell trigger items, or use spell completion items. And since Warlock's abilities are spell-like it could get quite fun quickly.
cog_and_taz 10-31-06, 05:13 PM	Nice one! I like the bullzilla build:). By the way, morphine savant anyone?
cog_and_taz 11-01-06, 05:14 AM	anythin' else? I just considered a wizard picking up(via telekinesis) prismatic spheres and throwing them. Hey, light is weightless,right?
Skyrocket 11-01-06, 05:59 AM	Cast "Ice Age" from Frostburn. Goodbye, city.:plotting:
OldManWinter 11-01-06, 07:08 AM	This one is more to get the town to destroy it'self, but be a Beguiler 10, wait until the town folks have mostly gathered for some sort of seasonal party and cast 'Incite Riot' a few times.
cog_and_taz 11-01-06, 07:08 AM	what are these two spells?:(
Angelsolar 11-01-06, 07:30 AM	A high level necromancer with mother cyst feat...brrrrrr!
Carnon 11-01-06, 08:39 AM	This one is more messing up than actually trashing a (small) city... A Sorcerer 18/Arcane Archer 2 can spend 2 minutes hovering above the city firing arrows imbued with Guards and Wards (30 min casting time reduced to a standard arcion) all over the place. 20 arrows x 200 sq. ft. x CL 18 = 72 000 sq. ft. "shaped as you desire" as per spell description. So what do we get? Fog (no save, no SR) on all corridors (ie. roads), arcane lock (no save, no SR) on all doors, webs (ref save, no SR, regrows if destroyed) on all stairs, confusion (no save, SR applies) at every single intersection ("Where there are choices in direction") and 360 lost doors (silent image, will save if interacted with, no SR). Random extras like magic mouths and suggestions. And it's not that easy to remove: "A dispel magic cast on a specific effect, if successful, removes only that effect." Duration is 2 hours/CL = 36 hours so you can go home and come back the next day for another 2 minutes of work. Repeat until you win. Add a couple of Mirage Arcanas if you're not satisfied with how the place looks, maybe fire an arrow of Mordenkainen's Private Sanctum first if you like having privacy while working. All of this can easily be improved on with high stats, feats, non-core spells etc etc.
OldManWinter 11-01-06, 09:38 AM	what are these two spells?:( Incite Riot is from the PHB 2. It makes everyone in the area immediatly attack the person beside them. Great for starting a riot. :D
cog_and_taz 11-01-06, 09:53 AM	:omg!
Bonzai 11-01-06, 04:58 PM	Step 1: Surround the city with prismatic walls Step 2: Fill City with permanent Stinking Clouds. Step 3: Step 4: Profit!
Aegeu 11-01-06, 05:14 PM	Telekinesis + 300 lbs of the least dense material you can find (to make it really big). Go bowling!
cog_and_taz 11-01-06, 05:20 PM	Step 1: Surround the city with prismatic walls Step 2: Fill City with permanent Stinking Clouds. Step 3: Step 4: Profit! you win.
cog_and_taz 11-02-06, 03:12 AM	at the moment, all I can think of is this: cloudkill+ gust of wind. As for bowling, I already suggested prismatic sphere for the purpose. Oh wait, here's another: cast meteor shower and make sure one character is insanely fast beforehand. Give him a portable hole/bag of holding and get him to catch some meteors in it. Take said container to a town, open it. Profit! also... step 1: get vast amounts of helms of brilliance, alch fire flasks and oil on the ground. step 2: (assuming explosions reach through gate spells.) open a gate beneath it, said gate leads to elemental plane of fire. step 3: run like hell step 4: profi...correction:BOOM!
progresslevel9 11-02-06, 03:28 AM	Use Alacritous Cogitation to cast Genesis (Antigenesis) millions of times with Celerity/synchronicity buggering! Or...something...
cog_and_taz 11-02-06, 03:36 AM	...why?:P
progresslevel9 11-02-06, 03:51 AM	Oh, well the idea was that, when you use Genesis on an existing plane, it has the reverse effect, and so, instead of creating a new demiplane, it deletes portions of the existing one. Normally, It has a 1-week casting time...but Alacritous Cogitation bumps this down to a Full Action. This has to be abusable, somehow. Logic dictates that with a rules hole this big, entities of the Far Realms must come through! However, it's only the PSIONIC POWER version of Genesis which can do that. Game over, man, Game over.
cog_and_taz 11-02-06, 04:13 AM	...picture this: A psion, standing on a hill overlooking a great city. He seems deep in thought...suddenly, he stands up and utters one word. Immediately, A FREAKING HUGE CRATER IN TIMESPACE appears in the town. No sooner does this happen then strange, unnatural tentacled creatures rush out of the void, shouting in unison "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"(TM)...... EDIT: on second thought, don't.
progresslevel9 11-02-06, 07:51 AM	...picture this: A psion, standing on a hill overlooking a great city. He seems deep in thought...suddenly, he stands up and utters one word. Immediately, A FREAKING HUGE CRATER IN TIMESPACE appears in the town. No sooner does this happen then strange, unnatural tentacled creatures rush out of the void, shouting in unison "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"(TM)...... EDIT: on second thought, don't. That was my approximate train of thought, yes... I've submitted this tactic for review in Tleilaxu_Ghola's Complete Mage thread. We'll see what happens to it. ;)
cog_and_taz 11-02-06, 08:08 AM	yay! Good luck with that. Here's an unusual planar shepherd trick: make a xoriat bubble and stick around for a few weeks, just strolling through the town. Eventually, the whole place would just rot away... inefficient, but evil and done with style;)
cog_and_taz 11-02-06, 06:14 PM	ressurection!
Lyinginbedmon 11-02-06, 06:52 PM	36. Anything from the Soul Eater Handbook (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=513069)
cog_and_taz 11-02-06, 08:24 PM	oh wow...
Kresalak 11-02-06, 08:32 PM	Fact: Gnomes are comedy. Fact: Gnomes kill you with things that aren't real. Therefor, gnomes killing you with things that aren't real is funny.