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Zousha_Omenohu

06-18-07, 06:52 PM
I've often found myself reading the entries in various books about deities and found a tune popping into my head that fits with a particular god. I was thinking it would be interesting to see what kind of songs would the various D&D deities or other powers that be (the Celestial Hebdomad, the Archdukes of Hell, the Lady of Pain, etc.) listen to on their i-Pods, like in those ads. Here are a few of my own ruminations:

Fharlanghn - "Wanderlust" by Nightwish

Olidammara - "Born for Adventure" by Styx

Mephistopheles - "March of Mephisto" by Kamelot (duh :rolleyes: )

Wee Jas - "Memento Mori" by Kamelot

Nerull - "Ashes to Ashes" by Blind Guardian

Obad Hai - "Turn the Page" by Blind Guardian

Moradin - "Lord of the Blacksmiths" by Falconer

Pelor - "Here Comes the Sun" by The Beatles

Any other ideas?:)
KedynCrow

06-18-07, 07:05 PM
Wow. Turns out I'm not the only one. Here and I thought I was the only music-obsessed D&D-er out there.

Erythnul: "Raining Blood" Slayer
Boccob: "Brave New World" Iron Maiden
Heironeous: "Heroes of the Wasteland" Dragonforce
navar100

06-18-07, 07:42 PM
Heironeous - Battle Hymn of the Republic
Pelor - Tomorrow
Kord - Olympics Theme
Boccob - Harry Potter Theme
Vecna - Twilight Zone Theme
Wee Jas - Alfred Hitchcock Theme
Moradin - Halls of the Mountain King
Farlanghan - King of the Road
CryoSilver

06-18-07, 07:43 PM
Tharizdun: "My Apocalypse" -Arch Enemy
Bahamut: "The Dragon's Flight Across the Waves" -Amon Amarth
Orcus: "Dethroned Emperor" -Celtic Frost
Sharess: "Closer" -Nine Inch Nails :)
navar100

06-18-07, 08:11 PM
Lathander - Ode to Joy
Dracomortis

06-18-07, 08:30 PM
Corellon - Lord of the Rings theme song
Evening Glory - ...To Be Loved, by Papa Roach
Fierna - I'm Too Sexy, by Right Said Fred
The Great Mother - Eye of the Beholder, by Metallica
Olidammara - Straight Out of Line, by Godsmack
Pelor - Beside the Sun, by Ism
Tiamat - Burn, by Mad at Gravity
Yondolla - the Shire theme song :D
Zousha_Omenohu

06-18-07, 08:30 PM
Asmodeus - "Hell is Thy Home" by Gamma Ray
navar100

06-18-07, 11:58 PM
St Cuthbert - "One Way or Another" by Blondie
Gray Richardson

06-19-07, 12:21 AM
Moondance - Van Morrison
Gray Richardson

06-19-07, 12:24 AM
Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden
Gray Richardson

06-19-07, 12:29 AM
Born Under a Bad Sign - either Eric Clapton's version, or Albert King's original
Gray Richardson

06-19-07, 12:32 AM
Veteran of the Psychic Wars - Blue Oyster Cult

Would also work for Ilsensine, Gith, Vlaakith and Zerthimon :coolcthul
Gray Richardson

06-19-07, 12:40 AM
I'm So Pretty - West Side Story

or

You're So Vain - Carly Simon
Gray Richardson

06-19-07, 12:43 AM
Eve of Destruction - Barry McGuire
Zousha_Omenohu

06-19-07, 01:00 AM
Not to be rude Mr. Gray Richardson, but could you please specify which gods and/or cosmic beings these songs are being paired with? I don't think I've heard many of these pieces, and if I had a deity to connect the song with, I might have a better understanding. Thank you.:)
blackjackg

06-19-07, 01:39 AM
The deity is named in the title of each post.
navar100

06-19-07, 01:58 AM
Erythnall - 28 Days/Weeks Later theme
Torm - Superman movie theme
Hextor/Bane - The Empire March
Ilmater - Stand By Me or Lean On Me
Oghma - Pomp and Circumstance
Olidammara - Colonel Bogey March
Omega_Grey

06-19-07, 02:05 AM
Hmm, for some reason when I think of Kord I think of 'Eye of the Tiger.'
Kojiro James

06-19-07, 02:08 AM
Thor - "The Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin. :D
Zousha_Omenohu

06-19-07, 02:29 AM
The deity is named in the title of each post.

Oh, I see! :embarrass Sorry about that, Gray Richardson! Carry on.
ArcTan

06-19-07, 02:30 AM
Cyric: "Psycho Dad" (Married with Children)

Who's that riding in the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho god! Psycho god! Psycho god!
Zalakhiel

06-19-07, 08:01 AM
At last, now this is something interesting.
Thor: Thor (The Powerhead), by Manowar.
Vecna: Premonition (FF8 OST, Edea`s battle theme).
Hextor: The Legendary Beast (FF8 OST, Griever`s battle theme).
Heironeous: Dawn of Victory, by Rhapsody.

Theme for campaigns where PCs explore the Nine Hells: Dante`s Inferno, by Iced Earth.

Moradin: The Soulforged, by Blind Guardian.
Tempus: King of Kings, by Manowar.
Nerull: Master of Disharmony, by Dimmu Borgir.
Wee Jas: In Death`s Embrace, by Dimmu Borgir.

That was just a warm-up... :D
Zalakhiel

06-19-07, 08:26 AM
Now to keep things going.

Boccob: The Truth (FF8 Ost).
Corellon Larethian: Mirror Mirror, by Blind Guardian.
Erythnul: House of Death, by Manowar.
Gruumsh: Kill with Power, by Manowar.
Kord: The Power of thy Sword, by Manowar.
Lolth: Queen of the Dark Horizons, by Rhapsody.
Obad-Hai: Dance of Death, by Iron Maiden.
Olidammara: The Bard`s Song, by Blind Guardian.
Pelor: The Age of False Innocence, by Blind Guardian.
Bahamut: Lord of the Thunder, by Rhapsody.
St.Cuthbert: Rain of a Thousand Flames, by Rhapsody.
Tiamat: Mourning Palace, by Dimmu Borgir.
Lady of Pain: Fear and Wonder, by Dimmu Borgir.

Hope you like it. :)
Witch

06-19-07, 08:27 AM
Pelor: Ode an die Freude - Ludwig van Beethoven
CryoSilver

06-19-07, 09:33 PM
Erythnul: "Shrieks of the Mutilated" -The Ravenous
Gray Richardson

06-20-07, 12:23 AM
Waukeen: Money - Pink Floyd
Gray Richardson

06-20-07, 12:24 AM
Kelemvor: Another Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd
Gray Richardson

06-20-07, 12:35 AM
Loviatar:

Whipping Post - Allman Brothers Band

You Always Hurt the One You Love - The Mills Brothers

Hurt - Nine Inch Nails

Do you Really Want to Hurt Me - the Culture Club

Whip It - Devo
Gray Richardson

06-20-07, 12:41 AM
Fharlanghn: The Long and Winding Road - The Beatles
Gray Richardson

06-20-07, 12:44 AM
Kossuth: Light My Fire - The Doors
Gray Richardson

06-20-07, 12:57 AM
Malar: Born to be Wild - Steppenwolf
Gray Richardson

06-20-07, 01:25 AM
Sebek: Crocodile Rock - Elton John
Frobojoe

06-20-07, 01:29 AM
Erythnul: Megadeth - Killing is my Business and Business is Good

obviously
Gray Richardson

06-20-07, 01:31 AM
Talona: Fever - Peggy Lee
navar100

06-20-07, 02:31 AM
Farlanghan in a good mood: "Ease On Down The Road"
Devil Gnasher

06-20-07, 02:54 AM
Heironeous, Bahamut, Kord and Corellon Larethian: Holding Out For a Hero (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUJB-0DTI2Y) by Bonnie Hunt.
TheCrawlingSpleen

06-20-07, 03:14 AM
Any demon lord or duke of Hell: Night on Bald Mountain

I saw Fantasia when I was very young, and that sequence always gave me the creeps. For me, the music is connected most closely with Asmodeus, Graz'zt and the obyrith lords (I don't know why) but like I said, it works for any arch-devil/demon.
Yanagita Kunio

06-20-07, 03:49 AM
Asmodeus technically holds the proprietary rights to using Night on Bald Mountain for his entrances, but demons adhere to copyright laws at about the same base rate they do every other kind of law.

In terms of incidental, Un bel dģ vedremo (One fine day we shall see) from Madama Butterfly is perversely apt for Shar--being at once bleak, yearning, mournful, and alluring. Just conceptually substitute "heat death of the universe" for "return of long-lost husband"....
navar100

06-20-07, 04:33 AM
Aphrodite - "Bolero" by Maurice Ravel
Heironeous and Hextor fighting each other, Heironeous victorious of course - 1812 Overture
Ra - Stargate theme
TimelordSimone

06-20-07, 06:47 AM
Correllan Larethian & Lolth

What is This Feeling?
(From the musical Wicked)

PS: 'this feeling' they decide is loathing. It's a song about utterly hating each other with a burning passion.
Lord_Korivol_of_Brukdule

06-20-07, 09:35 PM
This reminds me... .i was flipping through Comp. Div. at my local bookstore and reading about Kord. Just as I get to the part about his chants, a local marching band (who was preforming there) gets warmed up and starts chanting THE EXACT SAME CHANT described in the books. I proceeded to dress in robes with a wrestling girdle and take on all challengers. Sort of.
Zousha_Omenohu

06-21-07, 12:57 AM
Word for word?
Gray Richardson

06-21-07, 02:22 AM
Asmodeus technically holds the proprietary rights to using Night on Bald MountainActually, that right belongs to Chernabog, a Slavic deity, who is the black god depicted in the Fantasia sequence. Chernabog means litterally "black god" (Russian: cherno = black & bog = god) and he was the god of darkness and winter for the western Slavs.

He appeared in Neil Gaiman's novel American Gods which spelled his name as Czernobog.
Yanagita Kunio

06-21-07, 03:43 AM
Actually, that right belongs to Chernabog, a Slavic deity, who is the black god depicted in the Fantasia sequence. Chernabog means litterally "black god" (Russian: cherno = black & bog = god) and he was the god of darkness and winter for the western Slavs.

He appeared in Neil Gaiman's novel American Gods which spelled his name as Czernobog.

No question about the origin; I'm just claiming that Asmodeus has better IPR lawyers. Sort of like Michael Jackson having ownership of a pretty good chunk of the Beatles folio. Equally evil, too....
Zalakhiel

06-21-07, 06:41 AM
An addition I just cinsidered.
Hextor: The Serpentine Offering, by Dimmu Borgir.
It matches him perfectly!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rohano

06-22-07, 10:55 AM
As someone who used to DJ semi-professionally, I feel like I should contribute.

Pelor: "Sun King" Beatles or "Walking on Sunshine" Katrina and the Waves
Vecna: "Zombie Nation" Rave(?)
St. Cuthbert: "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" Beatles
Fharlaghn: "On the Road Again" Willie Nelson/Bob Dylan or "Waltzing Matilda"
Heironeous: "Law (Earthlings on Fire)" David Bowie
Hextor: "Iron Man" Ozzy
Yondalla: "Beer for my Horses" Toby Keith or "Bilbo Baggins" Leonard Nimoy
Corellon Larethian: "I'm Too Sexy" Right Said Fred
Olidammara: "Putting on the Ritz"
Gruumsh: "Symphony of Destruction" Megadeth
Nerull: "The Doom Song" Invader Zim
Boccob: "Urban Spaceman" Neil Innes or "Blue" Eiffel 65
Erythnul: "When You're Evil" Voltaire
Kord: "Kung Fu Fighting" Carl Douglas
Garl Glittergold: "Pure Imagination"
Wee Jas: "Thriller" Michael Jackson
Bahamut: "Safety Dance" Men Without Hats

Gygax: "Lightning Bolt" Attractive Eighties Women (snicker)
Malar: "Jurassic Park" Weird Al
Tenebrous aka Fake Primus: "Night on Bald Mountain"
Primus: "Distractor" Niko Skorpio
Oberon: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" Tokens
Ilsenine: "Time Warp"
Celestian: "The Zephyr Song" Red Hot Chili Peppers
Grazzt: "Ten Thousand Fists" Disturbed
Orcus: "Living Dead Girl" Rob Zombie
Mephistopheles: "Pretty Piece of Flesh" One Inch Punch
Asmodeous: "Sympathy for the Devil" or "Radio Free Zerg"
Sekolah: "The Shark" Phantom Lord
Lady of Pain: "Her Majesty" Beatles
Ao: "Walker - Texas Ranger" Chuck Norris! Just kidding.

Almost any evil god: Almost any song by Midnight Syndicate. Pick a random god, pick a random track - it works.

I'm sure that if I continue to think on these, I'll assign songs to every being in the game but I think this is enough. :)
GoriceXII

06-22-07, 11:17 AM
Rohano: Some of your choices...I mean really cool tunes but "Safety Dance" for Bahamut? Is that just whimsy? On the other hand the ones for Pelor and Asmodeus are pretty good. Some of them are obviously just funny. "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" for St. Cuthbert makes me imagine the church singing that. Thanks for that--that's not going to go away quickly.

Here are mine:

Loviatar: "Sweet Dreams (are made of this)" Marilyn Manson cover
Demogorgon: "Nemesis" by Shriekback
Gruumsh: "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister
Kord: "Princes of the Universe" by Queen
Dracomortis

06-22-07, 11:22 AM
As someone who used to DJ semi-professionally, I feel like I should contribute.

*snip*
Nerull: "The Doom Song" Invader Zim
*snip*
Lots of :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: all around. You know you're beast when Gir hums your theme song.
Rohano

06-22-07, 11:27 AM
Thanks. :)
Maxwell's Silver Hammer is there because although Cuthbert is the ever-wise justice-bringer, there's always the players who abuse the idea and feel it's their right to smite everything under the sun, and eventually just devolve into a moron with a hammer-like object and the will to constantly wave it (same happens with Heironeous). Imagining the clergy singing it makes me laugh, too.

Safety Dance is there because Bahamut always seems too cautious to me. I mean, as far as I know, he's not involved in any major wars (other than organizing defenses against Tiamat and appointing dragonborn and all that churchy stuff). He's just sort of guarding his money somewhere, surrounded by a bunch of thugs with divine ranks. I know it's not actually like that, but that's just how I see it without getting into details.

The Doom Song fits well, I think. Very well, as a matter of fact. :)
Niek

06-22-07, 11:57 AM
INVADER ZIM ROCKS!

Orcus- "Fat" by Weird Al Yankovic
Dracomortis

06-22-07, 12:18 PM
Orcus- "Fat" by Weird Al Yankovic
Heheh. Too bad there's not a deity of farming, or we could use Amish Paradise.
Zousha_Omenohu

06-22-07, 01:19 PM
What about Chauntea?
TheCrawlingSpleen

06-22-07, 02:54 PM
Tenebrous: "Night on Bald Mountain"
Orcus: "Living Dead Girl" Rob Zombie

I'm kind of rusty on my planar history, but isn't that the same guy?
XHereticX

06-22-07, 05:13 PM
Ok, heres my crap.

Garagos-Rain of Blood by Slayer

Cyric-Shut Me Up by MSI

Sune-Milkshake by Kelis

Jergal-Eternal Rest by A7X

Tyr-And Justice For All by Metallica

Kossuth-We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel

Asmodeus-Hell by Disturbed

Torm-Holy Wars by Megadeth

Pelor-Mr.Shining Sun:D

Nerull-Thriller by Michael Jackson

Shar-5 Minutes Alone by Pantera

Bane-Mein Teil by Rammstein

Orcus-Fat by weird al

Mask-Flip Out like a Ninja (forgot who its by)

not a god but still: Drizzt-The Emo Song
Dracomortis

06-22-07, 05:37 PM
I'm kind of rusty on my planar history, but isn't that the same guy?
At one point, yes. However, after Orcus became a mortal again (or, half-mortal, or whatever it is he is now), the essence of Tenebrous lingered on and became a vestige (Tome of Magic).
Zousha_Omenohu

06-22-07, 07:19 PM
Kossuth-We Didn't Start the Fire (forgot who its by)


Billy Joel.

Here's a couple more:

Heironeous: "Holy Thunderforce" by Rhapsody (of Fire)

Moradin: "The Village of Dwarves" by Rhapsody (of Fire)

Bahamut: "Power of the Dragonflame" by Rhapsody (of Fire).

Yeah, I'm listening to those guys right now. They're lyrics sound like they came straight out of a D&D module!:ayyyy!:
M1kh43l_P4r4d1s0

06-22-07, 07:30 PM
I have no idea why this wasn't used.
Fharlanghn: Rambling Man.
Kesuk2k5

06-23-07, 08:55 AM
Here's what I can think up at the moment.

Levistus: When You're Evil (Voltaire)
Baalzebul: Angel of Fate (Crematory)
Asmodeus: The Devil Incarnate (Death Angel)
Pazuzu: Die Rache Krieg Lied Der Assyriche (Nile)
Pelor: Loved by the Sun (Tangerine Dream)
Nerull: Widowmaker (Wasp)
Wee Jas: Harvester of Sorrow (Metallica)
Hextor: The Crimson King (Demons & Wizards)
Olidammara: The Sharpest Lives (My Chemical Romance)
Fraz'Urblu: Mr. Crowley (Ozzy Osbourne)
Adrez Nesnsid

06-23-07, 09:36 PM
You know, I seem to recall seeing a thread like this somewhere before. If I recall correctly, somebody suggested that Olidammara's theme be a parody of "What if God Was One of Us" entitled "What if God Smoked Cannabis", and enclosed a link to an mp3 of the song.

(I can't seem to find the old thread or the link anymore though)
XHereticX

06-23-07, 10:52 PM
Oh, I got some more.

Bacchus-Get Stoned by Hinder

Kord-Iron Man by ozzy

Lolth-that one song by 3 seconds from mars with spiders in it

Talona-My Plague by Slipknot

Bane-The Nazi anthem (whatever it is)

Erythnul-Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit
Zousha_Omenohu

06-23-07, 11:40 PM
Talona: "Fever Pitch" By Twilightning
Rohano

06-26-07, 02:56 PM
Lolth: "Spiders" Ozzy
Witch

06-26-07, 03:09 PM
Bane-The Nazi anthem (whatever it is)

For some reason I doubt that (and many other songs listed, though I won't bother checking them thoroughly.


The flag high! The ranks tightly closed!
SA marches with a firm, courageous pace.
Comrades, shot dead by Red Front and Reaction
March in spirit within our ranks.

Make the streets free, for the brown battalions
Make the streets free, for the SA man.
Already millions are looking to the swastika full of hope
The day of freedom and bread is dawning.

For the last time the rollcall has sounded
we are all ready for the fight
Soon Hitler-flags will fly over every street
The servitude will not last long now.

The flag high! The ranks tightly closed!
SA marches at a firm, courageous pace.
Comrades, shot dead by Red Front and Reaction
March in spirit within our ranks.
Now, while I do not dispute the evil and horror caused by Germany under the NSDAP, I do dispute that this song is inherently fitting for Bane. To the contrary, it sings of freedom and hope. This song does not inherently inspire towards evil to any who are unfamiliar with it or the connotations of the names in its lyrics.
XHereticX

06-26-07, 08:21 PM
For some reason I doubt that (and many other songs listed, though I won't bother checking them thoroughly.


The flag high! The ranks tightly closed!
SA marches with a firm, courageous pace.
Comrades, shot dead by Red Front and Reaction
March in spirit within our ranks.

Make the streets free, for the brown battalions
Make the streets free, for the SA man.
Already millions are looking to the swastika full of hope
The day of freedom and bread is dawning.

For the last time the rollcall has sounded
we are all ready for the fight
Soon Hitler-flags will fly over every street
The servitude will not last long now.

The flag high! The ranks tightly closed!
SA marches at a firm, courageous pace.
Comrades, shot dead by Red Front and Reaction
March in spirit within our ranks.
Now, while I do not dispute the evil and horror caused by Germany under the NSDAP, I do dispute that this song is inherently fitting for Bane. To the contrary, it sings of freedom and hope. This song does not inherently inspire towards evil to any who are unfamiliar with it or the connotations of the names in its lyrics.

Hmm, evil can be quite deceptive sometimes...:devil:
Millenia

06-26-07, 08:25 PM
.... So which god gets "Stairway to Heaven"?
Zousha_Omenohu

06-27-07, 12:22 AM
Waukeen, maybe? I've only heard a bit of the song, but I know it talks about buying the stairway, and Waukeen is the patron of wealth and trade.

Also, here's another one:

Umberlee - "Royal Galley" by Falconer
Gray Richardson

06-27-07, 01:53 AM
.... So which god gets "Stairway to Heaven"?Stairway to Heaven works best with Selūne I should think, as the Infinite Staircase begins (or at least has one beginning point) in her palace in the plane of the Gates of the Moon.
guru7892

06-27-07, 03:55 AM
It’s totally applicable and undeniable that Kord can only have one impeccable theme song:

Kord's theme song = 'Gonna Fly Now' or the Rocky theme song

Also why should the deities theme songs be completely applicable to their external veiws. I mean Kord could like no other song than 'Gonna fly now', but I’d like to pose a couple of others based on peoples suppressed qualities.

Obad-hai 'lean on me' Bill Withers

Heironeous 'rebel yell' Billy Idol

Ehlonna: 'Puttin on the Ritz' by TACO

Fharlanghn: 'don't you (forget about me)' Simple Minds

Corellon Larethian: 'it's raining men' (actually I don't listen to this song so i have no idea who its by)

Lolth: 'hooked on a feeling' Blue Swede

yes, that is right, the guru has gotten the last word in
JolanthusTrel

06-30-07, 08:20 AM
Fharlaghn: "On the Road Again" Willie Nelson/Bob Dylan or "Waltzing Matilda"


WTF Waltzing Matilda... It's about a sheep stealing man who commits suicide... unless your saying it because a swagman is a wanderer.

Fharlaghn: Metallica - Wherever I May Roam.
Shar: Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon
Silvanus\Obad hai: Type O-Negative - Green man
Talos: Metallica - Ride the lightning.
Auril: Foreigner - Cold as Ice
Lovitiar: Queen - Pain is so Close to Pleasure or The Divinals - Pleasure and Pain
Kelemvor: Midnight Syndicate - Undead Hunters
Savras: The Who - I Can See for Miles
Talona: Alice Cooper - Poison
Vhaeraun\Mask: Hawkwind - Choose Your Masks
Eilistraee: Godsmack - Moon Baby
Selune: David Bowie - Moon Aged Daydream
Chauntea - Mostly Autumn - Mother Nature
Dracomortis

06-30-07, 11:27 AM
Yurtrus - Down With the Sickness, by Disturbed
Vecna - Dirty Little Secret, by The All-American Rejects
Nerull - Death Trend Setta, by Crossfade
Asmodeus - Hells Bells, by AC/DC
Kord - Iron Man, by Black Sabbath
Orcus - Deify, by Disturbed
Morning Glory - Forever, by Papa Roach
Wee Jas - So Cold, by Breaking Benjamin
Lobsopdoy

06-30-07, 12:13 PM
Asmodeous: "Sympathy for the Devil" or "Radio Free Zerg"

FLAWLESS VICTORY

(Especially the G&R version)
Rohano

07-01-07, 10:42 AM
The Guns 'n Roses version is probably my favorite.

I'm a man of wealth and taste.

WTF Waltzing Matilda... It's about a sheep stealing man who commits suicide... unless your saying it because a swagman is a wanderer.
Who said his worshippers had to be benevolent?
A crazed wanderer is still a wanderer. And a crazed thieving wanderer is usually an interesting wanderer.
VulcanStormwrath

07-01-07, 11:29 AM
Grummsh - Hail and Kill (Manowar)
Kossuth- Firestarter (Prodigy)
Sharess - Buttons(***** Cat Dolls)
Malar- Of Wolf and Man(Metallica)
Torm-Power of My Sword(Manowar)
Rohano

10-18-07, 09:58 PM
More suggestions:

Lady of Pain - "Iron Maiden" Iron Maiden
Duh! Everytime I hear that song these days, I think of an epic battle in Sigil wherein the Lady obliterates everyone.
*plots a Planescape movie*

St. Cuthbert - "St. Andrew (This Battle is in the Air)" White Stripes
I think that would go best as a battle anthem while St. Cuthbert is extracting justice in the heavens.

Ao - "Disconnected" Queensryche

Kurtulmak - "Run to the Hills" Iron Maiden

Dispater - "Fear of the Dark" Iron Maiden

Orcus (Reborn) - "Back in Black" AC/DC

Celestian - "Intergalactic" Beastie Boys
Duh spelljammer duh duh duh.

Levistus - "Everybody Hurts" REM
I should specify that I think of Levistus as a frustrated emo. It's noted in Asmodeus' entry in the BOVD that when all the archdevils meet in Nessus, Levistus is sulky (because it's the only time he's released from his glacier - to be Azmod's b****).

Aphrodite - "Conquest" White Stripes
ArcTan

10-18-07, 11:37 PM
FLAWLESS VICTORY

(Especially the G&R version)

Not exactly a hard one, though, is it?

But to be honest, I don't like Sympathy for the Devil representing Asmodeus. The Devil of the song is a much more Neutral Evil or even Chaotic Evil kind of guy than Asmodeus. If you go with the "people who started the war just to spread Evil" theme of Yugoloths, it's much more their theme song than Asmodeus'. Asmodeus is more like Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall".

Though, to be honest, the D&D geek in me can't hear SNL's "Sloths" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LAZgcC3jgo) without thinking "'Loths!".
Guardian1

10-19-07, 12:05 AM
Erythnull: Epiphany-Stephen Sondheim from Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

A song where the main guy is ranting about how everyone deserves to die? Yeah, smacks of Erythnull to me.
Devil Gnasher

10-19-07, 12:40 AM
[QUOTE=ArcTan;14113509]Not exactly a hard one, though, is it?

But to be honest, I don't like Sympathy for the Devil representing Asmodeus. The Devil of the song is a much more Neutral Evil or even Chaotic Evil kind of guy than Asmodeus. If you go with the "people who started the war just to spread Evil" theme of Yugoloths, it's much more their theme song than Asmodeus'. Asmodeus is more like Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall".[QUOTE]

So you think that supporting brutally millitaristic nation states, even through trickery and deception, is a Chaotic trait? To me a Chaotic Evil would want the complete and utter colapse of all governments, restraint and society. The Devil in the song "Sympathy for the Devil" sounds pretty Lawful to me. In my opinion the difference between Law and Chaos is ideological abnd philosophical. That's what makes the whole Blood War so stupid and pointless anyway. In that way it also makes perfect sense from a fiendish outlook. :)
ArcTan

10-19-07, 02:36 AM
Well, the point of Sympathy for the Devil is that, despite the dictatorships and military totalitarianism and whatnot, the song *sounds* like a party. The Devil is a jaunty, laughing gentleman, and he clearly finds what he's doing to be as pointless as anyone else, and finds humor in that.

Notice that the things he takes pleasure in are not dull, long, listless military reigns, but *revolutions*, bloody wars, and assassinations:

I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

He mentions the Russian Revolution, not the Soviet state that happened after it -- the thing he takes pleasure in is the death of the czar *itself*, and the change (and chaos) that it causes, not the dictatorship.

I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

What he likes is World War II, not the reign of the Third Reich (which would've been more likely to occur had the war itself not happened, and the Allies surrendered or something). He's holding a "general's rank", but he doesn't mention on which side, and we get the impression he doesn't care.

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made

He's *glad* about the fact that our history is filled with bloody war between different factions. If he were Asmodeus, he'd want to support one side and give it total imperial dominance over the others, not to simply prolong war.

The "ten decades" is most likely the Hundred Years' War, which was many things, but was *certainly* not an era of the rule of law, or of social stability. It was an era when the question of where kingship lay and who ruled what was constantly in flux.

I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me

He is, in other words, supporting the massive social and political unrest in the United States throughout the 1960s and 1970s, as anti-Vietnam radical leftists threatened to bring the country down, fueled largely by hot-running conspiracy theories that JFK's assassination had been engineered by the CIA. (Yes, at the time, it was very clear that Jagger's lyrics were referencing left-wing conspiracy-theory hysteria, though our memory of that has faded somewhat.)

This also doesn't seem very lawful.

Finally, the most abstract verse:

But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint

He says the "nature of his game" is confusing. He presents his "game" as something that involves the inversion of all roles, the breaking of all rules, and himself as a wild, unrestrained force. (Indeed, naming him, putting a label on him, is a form of "restraining" him and making him manageable.)

No, sorry, I don't read this as Lawful Evil at all.

Of course, a line-by-line analysis is kind of pointless -- the real point is that I can't at all imagine the Asmodeus of D&D getting down to this song and having it be his theme song. It doesn't fit him.

I really do love this song and have spent a lot of time thinking about what it means, and would be happier to discuss it outside a D&D context, but in this context, no, it's not the song of Lawful Evil, not at all. It's a song about someone who *starts wars* and doesn't care who wins and doesn't care what the war is *about* as long as people die and people suffer, who sets up meaningless causes (like "Who killed the Kennedys?") and revels in people's hypocritical pursuit of them, who breaks down whole social systems just for the sake of a "change".

Of all the personalities in D&D, it fits the Yugoloths best (since the whole "start a war just to mess with people thing" is their schtick).
Rohano

10-20-07, 08:30 AM
Although I agree that a song about causing chaos is... somewhat chaotic, has anyone considered the lawfulness required to go about causing chaos effectively?
To start a war, there's a lot to plan out.
Anarchists, although praising chaos, have to be very engineered in their work to do it effectively. Wanton crime and harrassment won't bring the world down - assassinating rulers (very tricky indeed without a plan in mind), building war propoganda, fueling hot disagreements between populations... all requires a cunning, even lawful mind.
In order to cause that degree of chaos, you need a little law.
So perhaps he's just lawful evil but has chaotic goals? Or maybe his true goal is veiled, and the song is just about how successful his campaigns are (if he's in need of some restraint, that could mean that he feels like he's almost too successful).

But anyway.

I've been looking for songs for Primus. Naturally, one might consider the band Primus but I didn't.
I did, however, consider "Technologic" (Daft Punk). Certainly seems right for the modrons, but what about Primus, alone?

Bacchus - "Drunken Lullabies" Flogging Molly

Does anyone know if there were any nymphs on the Seelie Council?
"Pornographic" Reid Royale
Guardian1

10-20-07, 11:46 AM
I'm So Pretty - West Side Story

or

You're So Vain - Carly Simon

I doubt that You're So Vain qualifies for Sune. After all, Sune is a love goddess. Granted, her beauty is supposed to surpass that of a nymph's, but You're So Vain is intended as a song making fun of an ex because of how vain that person is. As I write this, I'm looking at Sune's entry in the Faiths and Pantheons book, and her dogma seems to emphasize the inner beauty message. It seems as if inner beauty and vanity aren't equal. At least, that's how I see it. Then again, you seem to be following a different train of of thought on this. Please enlighten, as this could be the start of an interesting discussion. By all that's sacred and holy, I sound like a college professor, don't I?

Good Job on I Feel Pretty (actual title), though. That song captures the whole idea of Sune perfectly. Feeling pretty because you're in love? Yeah, that definitely qualifies for Sune.

If this next one has been mentioned before, sorry. If it hasn't, it's about time.
Moradin: Foundations of Stone-LOTR: The Two Towers soundtrack. The entire song is about the Misty Mountains and the dwarven stronghold contained therein. Yeah, seems very appropriate for Moradin.
ArcTan

10-20-07, 09:32 PM
Although I agree that a song about causing chaos is... somewhat chaotic, has anyone considered the lawfulness required to go about causing chaos effectively?
To start a war, there's a lot to plan out.
Anarchists, although praising chaos, have to be very engineered in their work to do it effectively. Wanton crime and harrassment won't bring the world down - assassinating rulers (very tricky indeed without a plan in mind), building war propoganda, fueling hot disagreements between populations... all requires a cunning, even lawful mind.

Being able to be cunning and make coherent plans doesn't make you Lawful. Think about it -- that means Chaos = Stupid. That's exactly the kind of thing the D&D designers were trying to get away from with alignment.

A paragon of Chaos like Demogorgon has very high mental stats -- Int, Wis and Cha. He's very smart. He's completely capable of thinking into the future.

Chaos describes his *goals*, not his *behavior*.

In order to cause that degree of chaos, you need a little law.
So perhaps he's just lawful evil but has chaotic goals? Or maybe his true goal is veiled, and the song is just about how successful his campaigns are (if he's in need of some restraint, that could mean that he feels like he's almost too successful).

Enh, like I said, the song feels more like how I'd characterize the Yugoloths than the Demon Lords.

But anyway.

I've been looking for songs for Primus. Naturally, one might consider the band Primus but I didn't.
I did, however, consider "Technologic" (Daft Punk). Certainly seems right for the modrons, but what about Primus, alone?

"Get the Balance Right" by Depeche Mode.
Hammerhead

10-20-07, 10:33 PM
Kelemvor- Solitary- VNV nation
Talona- Black Planet- Sisters of Mercy
Helm- Every Step You Take- Police (seriously!)
Lathander - Two Months Off- Underworld

BTW Depeche Mode- Get the Balance Right sounds like a perfect description of a Neutral person
Samej

10-20-07, 11:48 PM
Ao- Stairway To heaven/Led Zeppelin

Shaundakul- Danger Is Go/Powerman 5000

Cyric- Ain Elohim/Celtic Frost
Return of the Flumph

10-21-07, 12:56 AM
Elistrae - "Emo Kid" by Adam and Andrew
ArcTan

10-21-07, 02:28 AM
Lolth - "Cold Hard B!tch" by Jet.
ArcTan

10-21-07, 02:30 AM
Also, St. Cuthbert - "The Hand of the Almighty" (http://www.m-1.us/m4m_God_20Will_20****_20You_20Up.mp3) by John R. Butler.
VulcanStormwrath

10-23-07, 06:33 PM
Shaundakul -Wherever I may roam.(Metallica)
Bane- Master of Puppets
Kelemvor- The Wall
Cyric-Dead bodies everywhere
Rohano

10-23-07, 10:26 PM
"MASTER! MASTER!"
*shakes head*

Bane would enjoy that.
Zousha_Omenohu

10-23-07, 10:29 PM
"MASTER! MASTER!"
*shakes head*

Bane would enjoy that.

I imagine Hextor would as well.;)
Rohano

10-24-07, 02:14 AM
Mephistopheles - "Blue Orchid" White Stripes
Ey? I'm not 100% sure but... it's the closest thing that I've heard lately.
Lobsopdoy

10-24-07, 12:34 PM
Hmmm...perhaps Sympathy for the Devil would be better for the Baernoloths.

Anyway. Pelor - I'm Walking on Sunshine : )
Hammerhead

10-30-07, 08:32 PM
How about:
Sharess- Lovecats by The Cure
Beshaba- Bad Moon Rising by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Tymora- Luck Be A Lady by Frank Sinatra
Ilmater- Red Rain by Peter Gabirel
Garagos- Hero by Ministry
Ilsensine- Grey Matter by Oingo Boingo
Graz'zt- Sex Dwarf by Soft Cell


Is there an evil sun god btw? If so his song should definatly be My Own Summer by Deftones
Rohano

10-30-07, 10:53 PM
Is there an evil sun god btw? If so his song should definatly be My Own Summer by Deftones
Sure, Evil Pelor (http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=846926).
Zousha_Omenohu

11-01-07, 02:02 PM
Kossuth - "Through the Fire and Flames" by DragonForce

Pyremius - "Black Fire" by DragonForce

Bahamut - "Heart of a Dragon" by DragonForce

I'm on a bit of a DragonForce kick lately.;)
Saiyamantis

11-01-07, 06:51 PM
Ao- King of Spain (Moxy Fruvous), due to his voluntary obscurity
Erythnul- Weasel Stomping Day ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
Farlanghan- Around the World (Daft Punk)
Gond- Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Daft Punk), Weird Science (Oingo Boingo)
Heironious- Heeding the Call (Hammerfall)
Kyuss- Move Your Dead Bones
Mask- Smooth Criminal (Michael Jackson)
Olidammara- Wine, Women and Song (Johann Strauss II)
Orcus- Dead Man's Party (Oingo Boingo)

EDIT:
Kord- MXC theme
Mr_Seth

11-01-07, 07:15 PM
Bahamut - Dragonforce, Heart of a Dragon. Period. `Nuff said.

Kord - Survivor, Eye of the Tiger. The theme from Rocky, picked by Stallone because he liked the band's name. `Nuff said.

Olidammara - Weird Al Yankovic, Albuquerque. Fits the Laughing Rogue quite well, really. Failing that, a loop of all of Al's Polka medleys works almost as well... and is almost as long. ;3

Hextor - Manowar, Warriors Of The World

Fharlanghn - Led Zeppelin, Ramble On


....hmmmm.... this gives me an idea...
Starman IX

11-03-07, 02:59 PM
Loviatar: Pain - Three Days Grace (No one has mentioned this?:eek:)

Sharess: #1 Crush - Garbage

Bane/Hextor: Hand of the Almighty - John Butler

Beshaba: :censored:hole - Dennis Leary

Mask: Look What You've Done - Jet (The guy basically set up the godhood for 4e)
khyron1144

11-03-07, 03:59 PM
If we were to include the historical pantheons form Deities & Demigods, I'd say Dionysus and "Bar Room Hero" by the Dropkick Murphys go together nicely.
Hammerhead

11-04-07, 03:23 PM
Meriadar- Creep by Radiohead
Torm- Drive by Incubus
Umberlee- Flood by Sisters of Mercy
Lolth- Lullaby by The Cure


Has anyone done Hoar yet btw?
Sliver_Slave

11-04-07, 04:29 PM
Olidammara- Bad Moon Rising by Credence Claerwater Revival.
Devil Gnasher

11-04-07, 09:37 PM
Dispater or Mammon-Death on Two Legs-Queen
Zousha_Omenohu

11-04-07, 09:42 PM
Valkur - Come Sail Away, by Styx

Beshaba- Queen of Spades, by Styx

Sune - Love at First Sight, by Styx

Any of the Archdevils - The Devil Went Down to Georgia, by The Charlie Daniels Band
ArkhamInmate

11-08-07, 11:19 PM
Sune-Milkshake by Kelis


Ok i think i just shat myself laughing so hard thinking about Sune making an appearance to her worshippers to this song

And for the whole Asmodeous and Sympathy for the Devil, i always kinda viewed him as the guy who had Pink Floyd's The Wall album on repeat, i Don't know why i just do