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| Pitiless_Interfector05-30-07, 04:27 PM | In the grand tradition of that Australian jackass Cowell, I hereby present a modern marvel of female objectification: the Miss Multiverse pageant 2007. Our goal: to determine by popular consensus just who is the most attractive female in the Great Wheel. Beyond such obvious contenders as Fierna and Malcanthet, the competition is open to any female applicant, provided they meet and follow the rules and criteria below: ELIGIBILITY: To be eligible for consideration, an applicant must be a corporeal aberration, dragon, elemental, fey, giant, humanoid, magical beast, monstrous humanoid, outsider, or undead with Intelligence 3 or higher and, if mortal, of at least young adult age. MAGIC USE: All spells, powers, magic and psionic items, soulmelds, invocations, vestiges, mysteries, utterances, and other supernatural, spell-like, psi-like or metaphysical effects must be approved by the presiding judge prior to their being employed in the competition in any form or fashion. All glamer and polymorph effects are expressly forbidden. Alter self, disguise self, disguise undead, veil, seeming, deceptive facade, polymorph, polymorph any object, shapechange, metamorphosis, greater metamorphosis, and similar magical and psionic abilities including any effects of the glamer or polymorph subschools or the psychometabolism discipline, will not be permitted. All judges will be provided with a mass true seeing effect provided by an attendant cleric, and the viewing stage will be warded by a brazier of aura revealing (magic). Any unauthorized magical effects or other discrepancies will result in immediate disqualification except in cases of magical compulsion or other forms of extortion or duress, which will require an inquiry made by the presiding legal authorities for the competition's current locality. NOTE: In cases of a competitor with the Alternate Form ability, allowing them to change between two or three predetermined shapes, the judges may allow an exception to the ban on shapechanging magic. For example, an aranea may compete under her human guise, provided she alerts the judges of her shapechanging status. Creatures such as doppelgangers, changelings, and rakshasas do not qualify for the Alternative Form Provision and must compete in their natural form. Voting is open to any member of the Wizards of the Coast Online Forum Community. For instructions on when and how to vote, see below: Voting will commence at 12:00 AM Greenwich Mean Time (GMT), Wednesday, May 30th, 2007, and will conclude at 11:59 PM (GMT) on Tuesday, June 5th, 2007. Votes are to be posted on this thread, and should include only one candidate for the title. Posts containing multiple votes will be disqualified. You may change your vote up until the deadline, at which point all voting is final. Any voting posts edited after the deadline will be disqualified. If all goes well (and we manage to stay spam-free and on-topic), we can only hope that this becomes an annual community event. If you wish to show your support, please contribute your time, your vote, and any praise or accolades you wish to share. |
| Witch05-30-07, 04:39 PM | I nominate: http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/FC2_Gallery/101506.jpg http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/bovd_gallery/88161_620_46.jpg http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/fc1_gallery/100417.jpg http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/fc1_gallery/98457.jpg http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/FC2_Gallery/101470.jpg |
| sensestaker05-30-07, 05:02 PM | I vote for Princess Glasya. http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/shan/loveeyes.gif Hooray for the FCII :D |
| Shemeska the Marauder05-30-07, 05:31 PM | "I nominate and vote for me." http://arcanofox.foxpaws.net/shemmyvotes.gif http://arcanofox.foxpaws.net/Shemeska(FoS).jpg (I mean heck, beyond that, just look at the avatar picture...) "I'll nominate the following for the "Also-Ran" catagory, since they can't be so lucky as to be me." : Lady Lynkhab the Abyssal Lord of Desire and Self-Destructive Thought - "Hot but a bit too emo for my tastes. Plus it never puts a date off on the right foot when she keeps asking you to kill her. Too much emotional baggage." Larsdana Apt Neut - "Not bad in her day, but she's a bit too old and hopelessly out of style now. I think she got knocked up and then pretty much dropped out of sight." Taba - "She can look pretty, but I've seen her natural form. There's a reason she didn't get a date to the prom back in highschool when we held the prom in an antimagic field." Fierna - "Kinda cute, but she has that wierd daddy complex thing going on. Creeps me out." Bensozia - "Good enough for Asmodeus. But she's dead. Too bad, so sad." |
| Millenia05-30-07, 06:00 PM | I nominate: This (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/ToMagic_Gallery/96074.jpg) female elf. The iconic Word Archon (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/ToMagic_Gallery/96133.jpg). And Mitra (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/xph_gallery/33175.jpg). <<a |
| primemover00305-30-07, 06:05 PM | I nominate Kylie the Tout, the Catlord, Verden, Factol Erin "Darkflame" Montgomery, and Factol Pentar!!! |
| zvbxrpl05-30-07, 06:14 PM | I nominate: The iconic shadowcaster (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/ToMagic_Gallery/96082.jpg) Ragnara (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/psi_gallery/Psi_4.jpg) Gwynharwf (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/boed_gallery/75089.jpg) andThis Giant-Descended woman (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/UnA_Gallery/79206.jpg) |
| Dwarven_Fighter_DR2005-30-07, 08:56 PM | Well, I'm going to nominate and vote for my lovely wife Mitsuko. I'm sorry I don't have a picture, but trust me she's adorable. She's a Greater Deity(DR 20), Astral Deva of the Crane clan. She's a goddess of beauty, pleasure, and love- like anyone descended from Doji couldn't be gorgeous. She usually wears the kimono of a Crane samurai-ko. She has long blonde (or white depending on her current mood) hair, deep blue eyes, a perfect smile, beautiful golden wings, and most importantly she puts up with my deital Dwarven nonsense on a daily basis. She's also the mother of our six children- the Wizards of the Coast might not think outsiders qualify for the dwarven stoneblessed prestige class, but the minute a girl starts having Dwarven babies, she's ok by me.:D She does have that supernatural change shape ability that all Astral Devas have, but she doesn't need it. Her Charisma score is a whopping 74 (The Divine Array (35)+Astral Deva racial mods(12)+Character level mods(9)+Tomes(5)+Divine Rank(13)), which puts her closer to twice the charisma of Aphrodite. Her levels in epic Iaijutsu Master also help keep me in line. I would fight back; but being a normal character, and her being Rokugani, I don't stand a chance- besides, I'm distracted by the cuteness.;) |
| Sorcen_Anenooata05-30-07, 08:59 PM | I'm not entirely sure if you are allowing homebrew but here we go anyway. I, Sorcen Anenooata, nominate my wife, queen of Baator (in my campaign world), Aya Anenooata. Details follow: Aya Vampris - Wife of Sorcen, Queen of the Baator, Goddess of Evil Vampires, Ex-Goddess of Good Vampires. Fallen Solar, she still retains her angelic form but the worship of her vampiric constituents has imbued her with the looks and abilities of a vampire herself. Used to be the goddess of good vampires but found that she could get far more worshipers and power by turning to evil and becoming the patron of evil vampires, so she did and she did gain quite a bit more worshipers and thusly more power. She is one of the few gods that Sorcen likes and has been crowned his queen to rule Hell by his side. Her appearance is that of a very curvaceous and beautiful female human with long reddish-brown hair, unnaturally white fangs, long black pointed fingernails, and electric green eyes that lure anyone that meets her gaze into a false seduction that ultimately leads to their untimely demise. Her once brilliant white wings are now speckled with spots that have faded from the ashes of her new home in Hell. She is dressed in a deep blood red satin tank top, a type of pants that resemble a material known as denim (presumably a gift to Sorcen from time-traveling visitors), and inky black boots that seem all too eager to crush the heads of her enemies beneath their dark soles. |
| Pitiless_Interfector05-30-07, 09:31 PM | This is a reminder to all potential competitors: the rules and regulations will be enforced. We have already confiscated over half a dozen potions of modify mammary, and will continue to enforce the ban by any means necessary. Trust me, we know when they're fake. :D |
| EpicEvokerElf05-30-07, 09:38 PM | I vote for Aya Vampris. |
| Khael05-30-07, 09:46 PM | Can I nominate a nymph? (Doesn't really matter which, but lets call this one... oh, Cara.) I don't believe the rules discount being so beautiful to human-like eyes its blinding as am illegal act, and how many beings out there can honestly say they can blind you with beauty, and move with so much grace and poise, even weapons and spells don't want to strike them? |
| Xaxor05-30-07, 09:55 PM | Well I just have to vote for Lady Shemeska. I've probably forgotten something I owe her, so maybe the vote will make her forget as well. ;) |
| Yanagita Kunio05-31-07, 12:57 AM | I nominate Zadara the Titan (source; Faces of Sigil). [Picture anyone?] Not because I have any interest in her gaining the title, but the resultant festival of horrors likely to play out between she and Shemeska should be popcorn-chomping entertaining. Xanxost nominates Pistis Sophia, because he likes blue, and Xanxost also nominates Xanxost in a wig that might be an unconcious lupinal, because Xanxost likes blue. |
| navar10005-31-07, 01:45 AM | Since deities are "outsiders" I nominate Wee Jas. I love that full face profile in Deities & Demigods. Reminds me of Kate Mulgrew. Wee Jas will abide by the rules and will not take deific offense if she doesn't win. If deities are actually not permitted she'll bow out gracefully. |
| guru789205-31-07, 01:47 AM | OMG I can't wait for the Talent Show! umm, I mean the swimsuit competition...*cough* |
| Yanagita Kunio05-31-07, 02:30 AM | I'm particularly looking forward to Djhek'Nlarr's performance of "Getting your sorry clueless ass out of a maze." |
| sciborg205-31-07, 02:31 AM | I nominate Pale Night. Will there still be a swimsuit competion?...it'll have the same effect as her talent anyway. |
| HidaAkira05-31-07, 04:37 AM | I nominate the Cat Lord. |
| dragor_shadowfury05-31-07, 04:39 AM | miss vampris gets my vote. |
| Roivas05-31-07, 04:55 AM | I nominate Miss Gh'laktrallixth'guhnt. http://www.mikerayhawk.com/eyecandy/beholder_2000x1586.jpg She's quite a fetching absolutely unique creation of the one true all mother. Also please don't refer to her as a you know what, she finds it degrades her to be associated with those impostors. Her talent is of course acrobatics. |
| Zonhin05-31-07, 05:25 AM | Hot. |
| Kassil05-31-07, 05:31 AM | I'll toss in my vote for Shemeska. Just to be a draconic nuisance to all the rest. |
| TheDanishCartoonist05-31-07, 05:52 AM | Sune. Close thread. |
| Kassil05-31-07, 06:46 AM | I'll see your Sune and raise you an Aphrodite and a Venus. But my vote still goes to the 'loth. |
| RavinRay05-31-07, 07:44 AM | Alhana Starbreeze http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/dlcs_gallery/DLCS_PG142.jpg I go for old-fashioned grace and dignity, and yes, that wistfully sorrowful expression on her face as she mourns for Sturm, or maybe Silvanoshei (though why I need to blackout who she's mourning for seems unnecessary unless you're a complete newcomer to Dragonlance). Oh wait, Krynn is no longer part of the Great Wheel. Can Krynnish elves still join? Margareeeeeeeeeeeeeet! |
| Nykidemus05-31-07, 08:26 AM | +1 votes for Iggwilv. |
| Kihon05-31-07, 10:20 AM | Princess Glasya Runner up... Lady Fierna |
| midnightninja05-31-07, 10:31 AM | I vote for Mitsuko. |
| TurnCloak_Kobold05-31-07, 11:58 AM | ^_^ this kobold places his vote in the corner of mitsuko, partially so she will not hurt him.....i mean...uhhh...yay mitsuko. seriously though, when you set up a tea ceromony with katana duels and everything, thats cool, even if your watching from the back...in the rafters >.>.... GO MITSUKO!!! ^_^ |
| Pitiless_Interfector05-31-07, 12:00 PM | Finalization of Contest Venue: The Contest is to be held on June 10th (Earth time) at the Amphitheatrum Aequitarum, located twelve miles from the base of the Spire in the Concordant Domain of the Outlands. The Lady of Pain has issued a temporary waiver lifting the magic-dampening effects of the plane within the boundaries of the auxiliary facilities. The arena floor is still under the effects of divine annulment, however, preventing any magical or psionic effects from occuring there. In the future, the Miss Multiverse Foundation hopes to acquire a demiplane specifically for the competition, one with the following traits: Normal Gravity Timeless: Hunger, thirst, aging, poison, disease, and menstruation are all suspended within the demiplane Finite Size: The demiplane resembles a palatial estate surrounded by a very high fence. Climbing over the fence places one at whichever location is hosting the event. Alterable Morphic Minor Positive-Dominant Mildly Neutral-Aligned Enhanced Magic: All divination spells are Enlarged, Extended, and Widened, as are all spells that dispel, counter, or disjoin other spells, as well as ghost trap and illusion purge Impeded Magic: All spells are impeded, requiring a Spellcraft check (DC 15 + spell level) to cast. Divination spells have a DC 10 lower than normal, while Illusion and Transmutation spells have a DC 10 higher than normal. The demiplane will feature two portals, both of which will be two-way and will link to the same destination, which may be changed by the administration to coincide with the chosen venue for the event. One portal will be located at the main gates at the front of the estate, while another will be located in the Reception Center to the left of the Lobby. Whichever portal that is chosen to link to the plane becomes selective, sending most travelers to the main gates, while all those with the shapechanger or living construct subtypes or with a natural shapeshifting ability are shunted into the Reception Center to the right of the Lobby. Travelers attempting to enter the plane via plane shift, greater plane shift, or similar magic must succeed at a Spellcraft check (DC 35, or 25 for greater plane shift) or be deposited in the Reception Center to the right of the Lobby, regardless of where they intended to travel. NOTE: Incorporeal applicants are now eligible to compete; the attendant wizard will provide sufficient usage of ghost trap to enable them to compete in the same capacity as corporeal contestants. Constructs remain ineligible to compete, unless they have been incarnated and the judges provided with prior notification of their former construct status. |
| Dwarven_Fighter_DR2005-31-07, 12:18 PM | ^_^ GO MITSUKO!!! ^_^ Thanks for the mighty splee. I love my wife, and I'm happy to see her up against such well-known people in the multiverse.:) |
| sicsemperjohn05-31-07, 01:48 PM | ELIGIBILITY: To be eligible for consideration, an applicant must be a corporeal aberration, dragon, elemental, fey, giant, humanoid, magical beast, monstrous humanoid, outsider, or undead with Intelligence 3 or higher and, if mortal, of at least young adult age. The eligibility says nothing about the gender of the applicant. Nor do I think "Miss Multiverse" is a necessary sexual distinction -- I feel it is more like a state of mind. I nominate Xanxost the Slaad. |
| Millenia05-31-07, 01:53 PM | I also nominate Nephthys (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/dd_gallery/dd3/Nephthys_p150.jpg). |
| RealSorceror05-31-07, 01:54 PM | As the Fire-Crime, I must vote for Lady Mitsuko. Partially because she is pretty hot (especially when flustered), but mostly because my deity will break my face (and I'm not too handsome to begin with). |
| Dwarven_Fighter_DR2005-31-07, 02:02 PM | As the Fire-Crime, I must vote for Lady Mitsuko. Partially because she is pretty hot (especially when flustered), but mostly because my deity will break my face (and I'm not too handsome to begin with). I'm trying to get Mitsuko herself to post. IRL her player doesn't know I've nominated her, or that so many people are showing their support.:D |
| TurnCloak_Kobold05-31-07, 03:04 PM | As the Fire-Crime, I must vote for Lady Mitsuko. Partially because she is pretty hot (especially when flustered). o.o i dont even want to know why you think shes hot when shes flustered arson. its when shes drunk that shes hot. :mage: <-----arson :D |
| Evil DM Mk305-31-07, 03:53 PM | I nominate Throne Archeon (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/boed_gallery/75098.jpg) Her Ladyship (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/boed_gallery/75088.jpg) |
| Bob the Efreet05-31-07, 04:59 PM | I'll vote for Xanxost. |
| Allthegoodnamesweretaken05-31-07, 05:36 PM | I vote for Xanxost as well. |
| Kain Darkwind05-31-07, 06:07 PM | I vote for Glasya. But if I wasn't voting for her, I'd probably nominate this chick... http://paizo.com/image/product/magazine_issue/dungeon/84/cover_500.jpg |
| Bluehero05-31-07, 06:45 PM | I'm going to have to vote for the word archon |
| navar10005-31-07, 06:58 PM | Wee Jas asks if she can have an Avatar of her attend as opposed to herself personally. It's still "her", but unfortunately planar "politics" interferes even this most innocuos of endeavors such that she cannot leave herself so vulnerable. She knows of a similar contest where a contestant was "booed" only because of politics of her homeland. Who knows what could happen when the entire multiverse is involved. |
| FallenVampris05-31-07, 07:19 PM | Hey everybody, I'm Aya. I just figured I would drop in and leave a picture of what my human form looks like. It's not exact but it's the closest thing I can find. The picture is my avatar actually so take a look for your self. |
| sciborg205-31-07, 10:05 PM | I vote for Xaxnost too. |
| Deacon Liadon05-31-07, 10:08 PM | I nominate Her Serenity. Vote, or be cast into the mazes. (I'll also toss in my vote for Ms. The Maurader. I need more souls for my collection.) |
| LadyMitsuko05-31-07, 10:23 PM | Hello all, its nice to see that so many people are voting for little me. I was surprized when my hubby told me that I was on here. *bows* I really appreciate this and feel very honored. As for a picture, one is on its way. There are so many and I just can't choose. Believe me, my husband has already given me grip about being so indecisive. But this is a big deal. *smiles cutely* So without keeping you for to much longer. I would like to vote for myself if at all possible. Oh and RealSorceror, I am well rather honored that you would find me attractive when flustered but I wouldn't let my hubby know about that. *giggles* To you TurnCloak_Kobold, I would not harm you if you chose another. After all, if you didn't think that I was up for this, then you should pick someone who is. *bows* |
| Dwarven_Fighter_DR2006-01-07, 02:00 AM | Oh and RealSorceror, I am well rather honored that you would find me attractive when flustered but I wouldn't let my hubby know about that. *giggles* I'm the only person who can think she's cute when she's angry, mostly because I'm usually the cause of it. I don't want to say I've seen where you sleep, Arson, but I am kinda your god.*squints*:mad: Anyhoosen, I'm trying to get Mitsuko more involved with the thread, now that she knows its here.:) |
| RealSorceror06-01-07, 12:08 PM | o.o i dont even want to know why you think shes hot when shes flustered arson. its when shes drunk that shes hot. :mage: <-----arson :D I'm a Fire Genasi. People are just sexier when they're mad. Its only natural. |
| RealSorceror06-01-07, 12:13 PM | Also, why is everyone voting for Glyssa? You guys do realize that she will go all praying mantis on your butt when shes done with you, right? Sorry, but when I know a woman wants to eat my immortal soul right after love makin', its kinda a turn off. But thats just my personal preference. I guess if you guys are into that sort of thing.... |
| darkneolink06-01-07, 12:34 PM | Yo voto por mitsuko just for the heck of voting for someone with a funny name |
| katarl06-01-07, 12:47 PM | I vote for Mitra, been my favourite since xph came out. |
| Frobojoe06-01-07, 01:18 PM | I'll toss my vote in for the Lady of Lust. |
| Sir Percival the Gallant06-01-07, 01:25 PM | I must champion the inexorable human beauty of the Fire-Haired Lady: http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/fp_gallery/fp1/Sune_p67.jpg I must make honourable mention, though, of Lliira and Tymora. |
| Katherizaltix06-01-07, 01:39 PM | Hey Aya, you got my vote too. Good luck. I'd nominate myself but I dont think the Miss Multiverse title really suits me. Anyway go Aya. |
| Crimson_Concerto06-01-07, 01:55 PM | I nominate Miss Gh'laktrallixth'guhnt. http://www.mikerayhawk.com/eyecandy/beholder_2000x1586.jpg She's quite a fetching absolutely unique creation of the one true all mother. Also please don't refer to her as a you know what, she finds it degrades her to be associated with those impostors. Her talent is of course acrobatics. I vote for her! :) However, I'd also like to demand a Mr. Multiverse Competition 2007. There are some sexy guys in D&D, and they deserve to be objectified just as much as the chicks do, right? :D |
| Nathreet06-01-07, 02:40 PM | I nominate Miss Gh'laktrallixth'guhnt. http://www.mikerayhawk.com/eyecandy/beholder_2000x1586.jpg She's quite a fetching absolutely unique creation of the one true all mother. Also please don't refer to her as a you know what, she finds it degrades her to be associated with those impostors. Her talent is of course acrobatics. I love that pic, but my vote is for the word archon (http://boards1.wizards.com/leaving.php?destination=http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/ToMagic_Gallery/96133.jpg). |
| Toran_A_Sunder06-01-07, 03:17 PM | I'll throw my vote in for Shemeska, mainly cus she was a huge help in teaching me about the 'loths, and cus she is just too darn cute in that baby doll shirt. :D Plus she looks real foxy. |
| Shemeska the Marauder06-01-07, 03:24 PM | I'll throw my vote in for Shemeska, mainly cus she was a huge help in teaching me about the 'loths, and cus she is just too darn cute in that baby doll shirt. :D Plus she looks real foxy. Absolutely. You have seen true Evil, pure Evil, and it wears a tight baby doll t-shirt. |
| Yaeri06-01-07, 03:40 PM | Shemeska's ugly. You're all just scared of him. :pbbbtt: ...her?:thinks: ....it?:gah: I vote for this lady: http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b297/Yonin/TSR82347_500.jpg The original file can be found here (and is entirely the same): http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/TSR/TSR82347_500.jpeg |
| Bob the Efreet06-01-07, 03:57 PM | You're all just scared of him. :pbbbtt: ...her?:thinks: ....it?:gah: Shapechange at will means it doesn't matter :D |
| navar10006-01-07, 04:22 PM | I vote for her! :) However, I'd also like to demand a Mr. Multiverse Competition 2007. There are some sexy guys in D&D, and they deserve to be objectified just as much as the chicks do, right? :D I nominate me! |
| Yaeri06-01-07, 04:24 PM | Shapechange at will means it doesn't matter :D Does to! Shapechange isn't allowed. Sais so in the rules! (First post of thread) :pbbbtt: :D |
| Gideon_Gideonson06-01-07, 04:55 PM | Well...I'm not honestly sure about her appearance (as I don't think it's written out anywhere), aside from the fact that blades figure into it somewhere...but... I always imagined the Lady of Pain as being pretty damn hot. But maybe that's just me. :D |
| aelryinth06-01-07, 05:06 PM | I'm amazed no one has mentioned any of the pictures off Dragon or Dungeon magazines. The classic Alhana pic from about Dragon 100, and the more recent pic of the Nymph (assassin) and Tiger off of Dungeon magazine should make people sit up and take notice. ==Aelryinth |
| Alpha_Moose06-01-07, 05:40 PM | Well...I'm not honestly sure about her appearance (as I don't think it's written out anywhere), aside from the fact that blades figure into it somewhere...but... I always imagined the Lady of Pain as being pretty damn hot. But maybe that's just me. :DIt's not just you. http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/TSR/TSR82339_500.jpeg Now I'm wondering what will get me flayed, voting for her or not voting for her. |
| Qwicksilver06-01-07, 06:35 PM | My vote goes to Mitra. Wooh blast me with your psionics. |
| Qwicksilver06-01-07, 06:53 PM | Ooh, I voted already but let's give it up for some complete champions. http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/completechampion_gallery/104710.jpg This Champion of Kord http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/completechampion_gallery/104742.jpg This Squire of Legends http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/completechampion_gallery/104775.jpg This Fist of the Forest http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/completechampion_gallery/104752.jpg Vadania |
| Shemeska the Marauder06-01-07, 08:18 PM | Shemeska's ugly. You're all just scared of him. :pbbbtt: ...her?:thinks: ....it?:gah: "Bah! That was a typo in 'Faces of Sigil', and just ignore 'Faces of Evil''s statements about yugoloths and gender. And let's not even get into any "It's a trap!" jokes." "Bah!" |
| XHereticX06-01-07, 08:36 PM | Shemmy isn't completly female at all anyway. I nominate Sune, and Hanali and Malcathant are my runner-ups. |
| Deacon Liadon06-01-07, 09:00 PM | *snip* Out of curiosity, can anyone tell me what those things sharing the picture with Her Serenity are? |
| NerdyShinobi06-01-07, 09:58 PM | I'll toss my lot in with Mitsuko in hopes of being awarded dome Vorpal Dwarven Beersteins for my drunken Ubermaster. :D |
| Alpha_Moose06-01-07, 10:17 PM | Ooh, I voted already but let's give it up for some complete champions. Wow. I like the red-haired one. "Bah! That was a typo in 'Faces of Sigil', and just ignore 'Faces of Evil''s statements about yugoloths and gender. And let's not even get into any "It's a trap!" jokes." "Bah!" http://www.sixmonthsofsolitude.org/images/akbar1.jpg Actually, I'm very torn between Shemmy and The Lady. |
| sicsemperjohn06-02-07, 01:24 AM | I've neglected to mention that, in addition to nominating Xanxost, I am also voting for Xanxost. Yes. |
| Yaeri06-02-07, 01:29 AM | "Bah! That was a typo in 'Faces of Sigil', and just ignore 'Faces of Evil''s statements about yugoloths and gender. And let's not even get into any "It's a trap!" jokes." "Bah!" Oh, we can trust you to be objective. :rolleyes: Don't trust the books, they're only the official word; trust this Yugoloth! :surrender . . . . NOT! :pbbbtt: |
| Dwarven_Fighter_DR2006-02-07, 02:55 AM | I'll toss my lot in with Mitsuko in hopes of being awarded some Vorpal Dwarven Beersteins for my drunken Ubermaster. :D Oh, I'm sure that can be arranged, Ping. We do miss your castrato drunken stuper and bewildered sentence fragments every time we find ourselves in a new bar, or anywhere else for that matter. Well, I didn't get to watch the thread much today, I was too busy watching my son pop Marruspawn Abomination Half-Tarrasque Weretarrasques in hybrid form. I think he was slightly upset when he heard that they were slightly stronger than he was; Junior is a god of strength, after all. Anyhoosen, after he cleaned the entrails off, my little hellion asked how his mother's run for Miss Multiverse 2007 was going. I think everything is running quite smoothly. I'm probably going to post Mitsuko's stats in my next message. Due to a slight dissagreement with Wizards of the Coast, but with much respect:), outsiders in Mitsuko's campaign setting are only immune to the ill-effects of aging. She is technically already venerable, as a reincarnated human, and has a +3 to her mental stats (making that nice charisma score I posted earlier a total 77). In any event, thanks to everyone for voting for my lovely wife. She might be polite and shy about this, but tact is not a virtue of our clan. Mitsuko is my inspiration, and she is the paragon of everything great in our culture. I could not think of a better representative of the perfect woman (celestial, dwarf, human, or otherwise). We are all very proud of her, win or lose.:D |
| Thief_of_Hope06-02-07, 03:27 AM | http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/completechampion_gallery/104710.jpg This Champion of Kord My vote is for the Champion of Kord. I was going to nominate that buxom halfling rogue from the cover of an old Dragon magazine (yes, it is the one you're thinking of), but I can't seem to find a picture of the cover. By the way, Qwicksilver, is there any possibility you could direct me toward where you found those pictures? They're fantastic! |
| Kojiro James06-02-07, 03:34 AM | I vote for the Lady of Pain. There's just something about her. :lop: |
| Doleth06-02-07, 12:09 PM | http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/completechampion_gallery/104742.jpg This Squire of Legends I'm voting for the Squire of Legends, but the beholdette(beholderette?) is a close second. |
| Toran_A_Sunder06-02-07, 12:36 PM | Vote for Shemeska! Shemeska offers you her protection. Later today we'll be having a pinata made in the likeness of Mitsuko (who I believe has an overwhelming number of votes so far) stuffed with candy, gold pieces, and maybe a wonderous item or two, hanging in the quad. Come on down and bring your quarter staves, your maces, your morningstars, and your greatclubs and have a blast! |
| Dwarven_Fighter_DR2006-02-07, 01:07 PM | Later today we'll be having a pinata made in the likeness of Mitsuko (who I believe has an overwhelming number of votes so far) stuffed with candy, gold pieces, and maybe a wonderous item or two, hanging in the quad. Come on down and bring your quarter staves, your maces, your morningstars, and your greatclubs and have a blast! Remember that its not always what you say, but how you say it. I don't appreciate the comment about my wife, she never threatened anyone in the competition- if they feel threatened, thats their own business. I think its awesome that she's still in the running. In fact, I'm wondering if the online community could assist her more. If you believe in the powers of good, the way of the crane (calling all Kakitas;) ), the empire of Rokugan, the might of the Dwarves, paladins, knights, chivalry, or just really sexy angel women- then I think you should vote for my wife, Lady Mitsuko. As promised, here are her stats. I read the competition requirements again, and I believe that magic ban only applies to form altering magic, or pretty much anything that boosts social skills or appearence in any way.I took all of her social or charisma enhancing items off, but others still remain. If this is unacceptable for the competition; let me know, I'll remove them too. If anyone should want to use Mitsuko in their campaigns, I removed a Coutier's Obi, +12 Cloak of Epic Charisma, and Biwa of Kakita. |
| Igfig06-02-07, 01:37 PM | I vote Mitsuko, followed by Mitra. |
| Dwarven_Fighter_DR2006-02-07, 02:07 PM | Lady Mitsuko (ECL 70) Female Astral Deva(Savage Species) 20, Knight 20, Iaijutsu Master 15, Warblade 10, Stoneblessed (Dwarf) 3, Paladin 2 Divine Rank 20 (Greater Deity) LG Medium Outsider (Good,Lawful), (Dwarf Traits) Init +61 Senses-Clearsight (True Seeing) 200ft.,Darkvision 20 miles, Low-Light Vision 20 miles, Listen +54,Spot +54 Languages-Can read, speak, and understand any language AC 185, flat-footed 185 (Uncanny Dodge), Touch 88 (36 armor, 30 shield, 24 Dex,20 Divine, 31 Natural, 33 Deflection, 1 Insight) * 70 % Miss Chance (Divine Dodge) HP 1,952 (Including 372 Temp) *Fast Healing 40 (Divine Fast Healing) Fort +114, Ref +119, Will +114 Speed 60 ft. (120 ft. in Boots of Swiftness), Fly 200 ft.(perfect), Instant Move 600ft. Melee (+10 Epic Major Artifact Ghost Touch, Holy Power, Keen, Speed, Vorpal Katana and Wakizashi)*Two-Weapon Fighting* (98/93/88/83/97/92/87/82/98/97) (Katana 42 damage/17-20) (Wakizashi 21 damage/17-20)(Iaijutsu Focus damage 1443) Ranged Divine Blast(EX) 89(against Touch AC)(636 divine damage/20)(20 mile range) Attack Options-Annihilating Strike, Echoes of the Edge 2/day, Goad(Will DC78), Knight's Challenge 43/day, Smite Evil 1/day, Spirit Strike 2/day |
| Crimson_Concerto06-02-07, 02:17 PM | I'm actually suprised nobody has mentioned Lidda yet: http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/sand_gallery/87592.jpghttp://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/ph2_gallery/97116.jpg |
| Dwarven_Fighter_DR2006-02-07, 02:22 PM | Sorry guys, my hand is starting to cramp. I'll finish the rest of her stuff later; and if anyone would be kind enough to show me how to hide the text, I would be most grateful. Again, I'm sorry- I'm not a noob in D&D, but I am when it comes to the boards:) .Her ability scores are- Str 42 (54 with Bracers of Relentless Might) Dex 47 (59 with Boots of Swiftness) Con 40 (52 with Bracers of Relentless Might) Int 40 Int 40 Cha 77 Well, if you are wondering about Mitsuko's hobbies; she enjoys singing, playing the Biwa, and training in the honorable art of dueling.:D |
| Lord_Gareth06-02-07, 02:33 PM | I vote for Aya Vampris, and I shall hurl many Disintegrates at anyone who disagrees with me. |
| cat_god06-02-07, 02:36 PM | Shemmy and Lidda. |
| Taelohn06-02-07, 02:50 PM | I vote for Princess Glasya. |
| Shemeska the Marauder06-02-07, 02:51 PM | "A vote for me is a vote against A'kin. And nobody wants to see A'kin win (if they know what's best for them)." "Also, voting for me gets you a free 'Get out of getting kicked over the edge of Sigil' card. Very useful things to have." http://arcanofox.foxpaws.net/shemmywink.gif |
| skywyze06-02-07, 02:56 PM | Can we get a picture of this Xanxost creature? Just curious, since she/it got so many votes already. |
| navar10006-02-07, 02:58 PM | Sorry guys, my hand is starting to cramp. I'll finish the rest of her stuff later; and if anyone would be kind enough to show me how to hide the text, I would be most grateful. Again, I'm sorry- I'm not a noob in D&D, but I am when it comes to the boards:) .Her ability scores are- Str 42 (54 with Barcers of Relentless Might) Dex 47 (59 with Boots of Swiftness) Con 40 (52 with Barcers of Relentless Might) Int 40 Int 40 Cha 77 Well, if you are wondering about Mitsuko's hobbies; she enjoys singing, playing the Biwa, and training in the honorable art of dueling.:D Ooh, double entendre given the thread. :blush: |
| Dracomortis06-02-07, 03:16 PM | I will cast my vote for the word archon. Chicks with wings turn me on and large mallets. |
| DreadArchon06-02-07, 03:39 PM | The Lady of Pain. Who cares about physical attractiveness, she can eat your soul with her shadow. Don't vote against that. |
| Pitiless_Interfector06-02-07, 05:22 PM | Prizes: The following are the prizes for the Miss Multiverse Pageant 2007 1st: A necklace of brilliance (as the helm, with an additional +6 enhancement to Charisma and +10 enhancement on Charisma-based checks; will not overload or detonate) 2nd: A periapt of splendor (as the rod) 3rd: A greater circlet of persuasion (adds +5 instead of +3) Semifinals: A gown of many styles (as the vestment, also provides a +1 enhancement bonus on Charisma-based checks) and heels of poise (+5 enhancement bonus on Balance and Perform [dance] checks; contestant may alter the heel's appearance as part of the same action as restyling the gown.) Nomination: Heward's handy purse (as the haversack, but resembling a small, stylish purse. A permanent alarm effect is tied to it, triggering a mental alarm in the contestant's mind whenever it is opened by another creature.) Recognition: Those who enter the competition receive a commemorative plaque and jewelry denoting their eventual performance in the contest 1st: Mithral tiara set with diamonds (15,000 gp) 2nd: Platinum tiara set with rubies, sapphires, and emeralds (7,500 gp) 3rd: Gold tiara set with topaz (3,750 gp) Semifinals: Gold bracelets inlaid with silver (1,000 gp each) Nomination: Silver bracelets inlaid with gold (500 gp each) Vacation: Those competing receive an all-expenses-paid two-month-long planar vacation tour, taking them to resorts on the Elemental Planes of Air and Water and on the cruise ship Navis Oceani as it traverses the River Oceanus. (Optionally, the Elemental Planes of Earth and Fire may be visited, and the chaos ship Insani Xaorum chartered instead). |
| Dwarven_Fighter_DR2006-02-07, 05:34 PM | Ooh, double entendre given the thread. :blush: Well, that's not exactly what I had in mind when writing it:embarrass . In any event, our group is actually gaming today and, after reading your post, we realize that most gamers so involved in a Planes and Deities forum are probably as perverted as we are.:D I vote Mitsuko, followed by Mitra. Thanks for your support. Mitsuko is very thankful too.:) I wish we could get more Crane to vote, and hopefully vote for Lady Mitsuko. I was stoked to see a Scorpion voted in our favor. |
| Pitiless_Interfector06-02-07, 07:20 PM | Finalists: The top fifteen finalists in the online polls will receive an all-expenses-paid trip to the contest venue in the Outlands, where they will compete in a variety of events designed to test their talents, personality, and capabilities. Note: While this event was conceived to be independent of the applicant's personal power, the reality is that contestants of higher CRs tend to have a better chance of winning. Thus, the competition will be broken down by relative power level, as follows: True Deities: This category includes all true deities; in this case referring to entities of lesser deity rank or higher, who can manipulate the fabric of divinely morphic planes. This category includes beings such as Venus, Artemis, Freya, Ishtar, Evening Glory, and Sune. Demigods: This category includes both true demigods (those with a divine rank of more than 0 but less than six) and entities such as hero-deities, quasi-deities, demon lords, demon princes, archdukes, dukes, demon nobles, abominations, members of the Hebdomad, the five companions, the court of stars, and entities of similar power Minor Immortals and Exceptional Mortals: This category includes outsiders such as erinyes and brachinae, fey such as nymphs and glaistigs, and creatures such as adult dragons, beholders, and elans. Also, members of the common races who have achieved exceptional power and ability (are of high to epic character level) and giants, aberrations, and monstrous humanoids with great ability (innate or learned) also fall into this category. Mortals: This category includes most members of the common races and the savage humanoids, particularly those with levels in NPC classes or with only a small amount of racial HD or PC class levels. Details of the event will be posted as they become available. |
| Deacon Liadon06-02-07, 07:21 PM | So... What catagory does Her Serenity come under? |
| Pitiless_Interfector06-02-07, 07:26 PM | Can I nominate a nymph? (Doesn't really matter which, but lets call this one... oh, Cara.) I don't believe the rules discount being so beautiful to human-like eyes its blinding as am illegal act, and how many beings out there can honestly say they can blind you with beauty, and move with so much grace and poise, even weapons and spells don't want to strike them? Unearthly Beauty and Unearthly Grace are supernatural abilities. For the safety of the judges and spectators, they must be suppressed for the duration of the event. (besides, like I said, magic and psionics don't work on the main stage). |
| Pitiless_Interfector06-02-07, 07:32 PM | So... What catagory does Her Serenity come under? True Deities, if she had chosen to compete. Of course, she finds the affair trite and unimportant, and barely consented to lift the ban on magic that would have made the affair much more difficult to put together. |
| Contrast06-02-07, 07:42 PM | I would vote for Shemeska, but I’ve only ever seen the tiny, cropped version of the picture and not the picture in it’s entirety or full size. Also, I nominate and vote for the forgotten beauty. . . The 3.0 Monster Manual Tiefling! |
| Shemeska the Marauder06-02-07, 07:49 PM | "Oh for the love of Bubonix..." http://arcanofox.foxpaws.net/shemmymiffed.gif "Why must I be lumped into the same catagory as demigods, and as an even more gross slight, why are gods being presented as if they're somehow better than me? With decent luck I'll be sipping champagne on their petrified corpses drifting in the Astral a million years from now once their followers forget about them and stick them on the deific slimfast-till-you-die plan." *generic public fit* "This settles it then, I'm wearing my tiara decorated with bits of stone carved from Kiputytto's godisle for the next week in protest." |
| Shemeska the Marauder06-02-07, 07:57 PM | I would vote for Shemeska, but I’ve only ever seen the tiny, cropped version of the picture and not the picture in it’s entirety or full size. I didn't draw it, and I'm not hosting it, so not my fault if peoples' virgin eyes are harmed. (http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Pinkuh/Wesmoredeleteagain.jpg) :king: |
| Xaxor06-02-07, 08:02 PM | I... I... *begins sobbing uncontrollably, while grinning madly* |
| Pitiless_Interfector06-02-07, 09:11 PM | "Oh for the love of Bubonix..." http://arcanofox.foxpaws.net/shemmymiffed.gif "Why must I be lumped into the same catagory as demigods, and as an even more gross slight, why are gods being presented as if they're somehow better than me? With decent luck I'll be sipping champagne on their petrified corpses drifting in the Astral a million years from now once their followers forget about them and stick them on the deific slimfast-till-you-die plan." *generic public fit* "This settles it then, I'm wearing my tiara decorated with bits of stone carved from Kiputytto's godisle for the next week in protest." The Committee at first discussed judicious use of semipermanent energy drain to level the playing field, until we realized that the likeliest offenders were immune to energy drain in any event. We apologize, and look forward to getting your T-shirt wet in front of hordes of drooling fanboys. |
| Alpha_Moose06-02-07, 09:38 PM | True Deities, if she had chosen to compete. Of course, she finds the affair trite and unimportant, and barely consented to lift the ban on magic that would have made the affair much more difficult to put together. I will make her join! There's only one way to kill a deific level being of nigh unlimited power: blow their mother-:censored: ing head off! *ka-chunk* |
| kshade06-02-07, 10:30 PM | My vote would go to Glasya if Shemeska wasn't so, well, fluffy :P |
| igotsmeakabob!!06-02-07, 10:42 PM | The Beholder-ess was too funny to not get my vote. |
| Frylord06-02-07, 10:51 PM | Shemmy, of course. Hot, and smart gets my vote! "Vote for Shemmy, don't be satisifed with a lesser evil." (If she's evil) |
| Janusunaj06-02-07, 11:59 PM | Minor Immortals and Exceptional Mortals: This category includes outsiders such as erinyes and brachinae, fey such as nymphs and glaistigs, and creatures such as adult dragons, beholders, and elans. Also, members of the common races who have achieved exceptional power and ability (are of high to epic character level) and giants, aberrations, and monstrous humanoids with great ability (innate or learned) also fall into this category. GOLD MOON FOR THE WIN!!! |
| Pitiless_Interfector06-03-07, 01:25 AM | Was that just... did you just... eww! The penny DROPS! :mymy: But yes, I agree. Damn straight! |
| Pitiless_Interfector06-03-07, 01:30 AM | On an unrelated note: is it okay to use Windex on an LCD? |
| terrashand06-03-07, 02:11 AM | http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/completechampion_gallery/104775.jpg This Fist of the Forest I am forced to vote for her on the account that looks like my wife almost to a T. |
| feintmaster06-03-07, 03:29 AM | Too bad she's loose... The "Fist of the Forest," not your wife... Allthough I'm sure you've got a gargantuan Purple Trouser Worm, also, I'm sure it's one magical beast.:D |
| Matthew7706-03-07, 09:35 AM | As a longtime supporter of the Crane clan, I am honored to cast my vote for Mitsuko! |
| WizO_Sith06-03-07, 10:15 AM | Sorry folks, but this topic was questionably acceptable *before* folks started to blashpheme and celebrate the act of self-abuse. This thread will be locked, do not restart it. |