toliet god? [Archive] - Wizards Community

toliet god? [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
abraham
02-19-08, 07:19 PM the romans had a toilet god(I forget it's name)
what sort of stats would the diety have & what sort of domains would it have?
Legdiwena
02-19-08, 07:49 PM Pestilence domain
Bull-of-the-Pit
02-19-08, 08:12 PM Cloacina, the Roman Goddess of Sewers

I'd guess Destruction, Earth, and Water from the PHB.
faghter_hero
02-20-08, 12:02 AM Artifice, Void, and Water. And maybe Scalykind for those unfortunate snakes and alligators.

Portfolio is cleanliness, plumbing, fountains, and privacy. It's not god of the terrible things that go into it, only the wonderous things it does for us.
hoodGamer
02-20-08, 02:12 AM Doodierodamus - god of waste
Gray Richardson
02-20-08, 11:34 PM There was also Stercutus, god of manure
CryoSilver
02-20-08, 11:50 PM What a crappy thing to be god of.
AaronDireBear
02-21-08, 01:34 AM My god...i just found my new character...
"what god do you serve, cleric?"

"I serve the mighty lord of crop fertilizer, crafted in equine forges from the grasses and oats, only to be used to aid in the growth of new grass and new crops!"

"in other words, a god of horseshit."

"ugh...to put it so irreverently..."
Drackthor
02-21-08, 03:18 AM What a crappy thing to be god of.

:rimshot:
DebiHuman
02-21-08, 04:22 PM Here's one:

Sterculinus, god of spreading manure. Not quite the same thing.

Also, I found these on Wikipedia:

" Crepitus is an alleged Roman god of flatulence. It is unlikely that this deity was ever actually worshipped; the only ancient source for the claim that such a god was ever worshipped comes from Christian satire. The name Crepitus standing alone would be an inadequate and unlikely name for such a god in Latin. The god appears, however, in a number of important works of French literature."

and this

"In Roman mythology, Cloacina ("sewer" or "purifier" in archaic Latin) was the goddess who presided over the Cloaca Maxima, the system of sewers in Rome. The Cloaca Maxima was a sewer said to be begun by Tarquinius Priscus and finished by Tarquinius Superbus. Titus Tatius, who reigned with Romulus, erected a statue to her. She was originally derived from Etruscan mythology. As well as controlling sewers, she was also a protector of sexual intercourse in marriage. Regardless of her original source, she later became identified with Venus."

Debby

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
abraham 02-19-08, 07:19 PM	the romans had a toilet god(I forget it's name) what sort of stats would the diety have & what sort of domains would it have?
Legdiwena 02-19-08, 07:49 PM	Pestilence domain
Bull-of-the-Pit 02-19-08, 08:12 PM	Cloacina, the Roman Goddess of Sewers I'd guess Destruction, Earth, and Water from the PHB.
faghter_hero 02-20-08, 12:02 AM	Artifice, Void, and Water. And maybe Scalykind for those unfortunate snakes and alligators. Portfolio is cleanliness, plumbing, fountains, and privacy. It's not god of the terrible things that go into it, only the wonderous things it does for us.
hoodGamer 02-20-08, 02:12 AM	Doodierodamus - god of waste
Gray Richardson 02-20-08, 11:34 PM	There was also Stercutus, god of manure
CryoSilver 02-20-08, 11:50 PM	What a crappy thing to be god of.
AaronDireBear 02-21-08, 01:34 AM	My god...i just found my new character... "what god do you serve, cleric?" "I serve the mighty lord of crop fertilizer, crafted in equine forges from the grasses and oats, only to be used to aid in the growth of new grass and new crops!" "in other words, a god of horseshit." "ugh...to put it so irreverently..."
Drackthor 02-21-08, 03:18 AM	What a crappy thing to be god of. :rimshot:
DebiHuman 02-21-08, 04:22 PM	Here's one: Sterculinus, god of spreading manure. Not quite the same thing. Also, I found these on Wikipedia: " Crepitus is an alleged Roman god of flatulence. It is unlikely that this deity was ever actually worshipped; the only ancient source for the claim that such a god was ever worshipped comes from Christian satire. The name Crepitus standing alone would be an inadequate and unlikely name for such a god in Latin. The god appears, however, in a number of important works of French literature." and this "In Roman mythology, Cloacina ("sewer" or "purifier" in archaic Latin) was the goddess who presided over the Cloaca Maxima, the system of sewers in Rome. The Cloaca Maxima was a sewer said to be begun by Tarquinius Priscus and finished by Tarquinius Superbus. Titus Tatius, who reigned with Romulus, erected a statue to her. She was originally derived from Etruscan mythology. As well as controlling sewers, she was also a protector of sexual intercourse in marriage. Regardless of her original source, she later became identified with Venus." Debby