Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Bartmanhomer 01-18-06, 07:42 PM	Like the D&D Boards Gods, Just post yourself as a make believe god!
Taeldrin Laesrash 01-18-06, 07:57 PM	Taeldrin Laesrash Demigod (m) Alignment: Neutral Portfolio: Second Guessing, Indecision, Domains: Mind, Balance, Envy Holy Symbol: A silver question mark on an inverted traiangle Favroed Weapon: Crossbow Taeldrin Laesrash typically appears as a young human male, who is prone to absent-minded thinking, or taking too long to think. His clerics are encouraged to think about everything they do, and to make sure they have back-up plans for everything. He is a recently ascended god, having become divine after posting on some message board thread.
Ogre4Hire 01-18-06, 08:28 PM	Ogre4Hire Demigod Alignment: CN (but not CNN) Portfolio: Random stuff, annoyances, obnoxiousness Domains: Chaos, Destruction, Madness Holy Symbol: Picture of an ogre holding a big stick Weapon: Clue-By-Four (Club) Ogre4Hire is a relatively unstable diety known for doing random, pointless stuff and trying to annoy the bigger powers on the boards whenever he gets the chance. He is careful to watch his worshippers to make sure they never contribute too much useful stuff. His Herald is an Anarchaic Ogre Fighter, and his typical Sendings are Slaad or other chaotic creatures (usually chosen at random).
Bartmanhomer 01-18-06, 08:45 PM	Bartmanhomer Lesser god Alignment: Chaotic Netural Portfolio: Hyperactivity, aggressive, speed Domains: Chaos, Destruction,Trickery Holy Symbol: A Golden Thunderbolt Weapon: A Greatsword Bartmanhomer is a hyperactive deity known for running amok across from the board causing chaos and pranks! His worshippers have seems to increase during his hyperactive and godhood!
Minister_for_Moral_Truth 01-18-06, 09:44 PM	Minister for Moral Truth Lesser God Alignment: Lawful Neutral (Lawful Evil tendancies) Portfolio: Propaganda, the Greater Good, Sacrifice, Hidden Truth. Domains: Knowlege, Law, Trickery Holy Symbol: A chained book Favoured Weapon: minions (or, failing that, heavy mace) Typically appearing as a black-clad male sporting a short-cropped beard, the Minister for Moral Truth represents the old axiom: "Knowlege is Power, guard it well." Careless talk costs lives, and when that talk must be silenced, the Men from the Ministry will arrive, generally standing behind a wall of minions in order to ensure their own saftey. It is the Minister's hope that, one day, all of the multiverse will work together in peace and harmony, overseen by watchful eyes who ensure that dissent is carefuly controlled.
Starmage21 01-18-06, 10:10 PM	Starmage21 Greater Diety Alignment: LN Portfolio: RAW, Epic Spells, Powerful Mortals, Dieties Domains: Knowledge, Law, Spell Holy Symbol: Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon on black background Favored Weapon: dagger Forever the arugmentative of the unbrokenness of any epic rule, Starmage21 has declared himself the King of the Epic Boards and denounces all that is wrong with Dicefreaks and anything contained within their website(or anything from that website spilling onto these boards for that matter). Originally an ascended demilich, he often chooses to appear in human or lich form, though in either, he still maintains the abilities granted to him by the Demilich template.
Raymond_Luxury_Yacht 01-18-06, 10:31 PM	Raymond Luxury Yacht Greater Deity Alignment: NE Portfolio: Pure, unmitigated spite Domains: Destruction, Fire, Spite Holy Symbol: An eviscerated torso. Favored Weapon: Scythe Herald: 36 Hit Die Hordeling Allies: The Sinkers Raymond Luxury Yacht, the scourge of boards, loathes all of existence. Stay away, lest you feel his wrath.
elven warriorXX 01-18-06, 10:46 PM	Elven warrior XX Demigod Alignment: Lawful Lazy Portfolio: Variant rules, Cheese cake, pwnage, Lazyness, bad spelling Domains: Law, War, Magic, Uber'ness (not avlible to Clerics) Holy Symbol: A picture with 2 swords crossed and a piece of cheese cake on top of the crossed swords with lightning flow around it and a hand above the cheese cake pointing down with the words "PWNAGE N00B!11one" Weapon: Shmak'en stick of pain (+7 greatclub of Lightning) Elven is a weak, think-headed, stupid deity that spends most of his time creating Variant rules. He is known for his love of cheese cake and elemental power over it. Elven is masterful at using the forces of magic (Arcane, Divine) and his mind (psionics). He is not that smart or a good speller but can smite most mortals with his thick-headedness. He lives in the magical plan called Arizona were most mortals can't stand the heat. Elven often for no reason says something that has no meaning at all or starts acting crazy and jumps around. Elven first became a good because he tripped, fell, and killed a bug which just happened to be a god at the time and the only thing that ran through the bugs head before it got smashed was "I HATE Mondays". He became a god because of the 'you can become a god if you kill a god' rule found in the 'Big book of godly stuff that you shouldn’t bother to look at because it will kill you by turning the Freak’en pages because its so big!'. So Elven became a god and had to pick a subject so to be a god over so he picked the only thing that ran through his mind: cheese cake. He has only been a god for a short time and has done nothing at all but sit on his butt and talk on the WOTC forums. Elven is also known for talking WAY too much and often goes off on weird tangents (tangents is a funny word, Like tangy). Elven is a weird and psycho looking elf that often carries a big stick to hit things with. He is very muscular with armor and has long dark hair with green eyes. Elven has almost known clerics because he does not bother to give them divine power because he is either to lazy or he is busy talking to some Thread or something.
Janusunaj 01-19-06, 12:18 AM	Janusunaj Portfolio: Anything worth while Alignment: Neutral Good, Chaotic Good, Lawful Good Janusunaj is the D&D deity of anything worthwhile. He is neutral good, lawful good, and chaotic good. He is the creator of the races called the Q, and the Douwd. Don't mess with him, he beats up the Lady of Pain and takes her lunch money.
OctoberRaven 01-19-06, 08:07 AM	OctoberRaven Demigod Alignment: TN Portfolio: Sarcasm, Class Creation, DMing, Heavy Metal, Photoshoppery Domains: Creation, Knowledge, Trickery, Mind Symbol: The album art of Testament's The Gathering The Lord of the Novelty Class and Webcomicmaking (http://www.geocities.com/rpgtherpg), this resourceful DM is also the master of the "On the Fly Plot Twist".
CzarGarrett 01-19-06, 09:18 AM	CzarGarrett Lesser Deity Alignment: CG Typical Worshippers: Party animals, bards, nerdy sceintists Portfolio: Moose, Hawaiian shirts, steak, Aardvarks, Bacteria Domains: Animal, Light, Sun, Chaos, Growth Holy Symbol: http://photobucket.com/albums/v25/CzarGarrett/Other/?action=view&current=rune.jpg Favored Weapon: Quarterstaff CzarGarrett, a wanderer of the internet, is a younger God who's wisdom often equals that of the eldest of Gods.. He is often seen wearing bright, tropical shirts while in various labratories. While is final goal is dominance over existance, he takes a more altruistic view of life.
Skritz_the_Lizardmen 01-25-06, 09:33 PM	Skritz_the_Lizardmen Minor Deity Domain: Plant, Scalykind, War Skritz is freaky, weird and crazy lokking lizardfolk god... :D
guru7892 01-25-06, 11:16 PM	Guru7892 Quasideity Alignment: CN(sightly good) Portfolio: circular philosophy,'eternal search-mother'. Domains: eternal seach-mother,chaos,war, knowledge. Holy Symbol: button marked 'search' Favored Weapon: knife(dagger) Words: ******* Being the patron of the 'great eternal seach mother' Guru finally gained divine ascention after multiple sacrifices. Now he attempts to sperad her faith (unsucessfully), and fight all forces that oppose her.
Rickiel 01-26-06, 12:12 AM	Rickiel Uncertain Deity Alignment: Neutral Good Typical Worshipers: No one... Portfolio: Lurking, Story-telling, Personal Libraries, Indecision, Bachelors, and Pizza Domains: Good, Charity, and Pizza Holy Symbol: A Dragon Eating a Pizza Slice Favored Weapon: Scimitar A mortal/immortal (we're still not sure) that has few aspirations in life beyond living a comfortable life as a bachelor. This naturally makes many of the gods happy since they know that Rickiel won't be taking their woman (read-sacrifices) any time soon. The patron of bachelors, those whom eat pizza in all of its various states of being, and those whom look to study up on decent stories to create further stories; Rickiel is a god who is constantly thinking up new stories. Thankfully he's been keeping most of them to himself. Alas one of his minions, Raz the Rogue-Mage, has been having his bachelordom reviewed and it may be soon that Raz will not be able to carry out his duties as a trouble-making good-hearted prick. This demands that the Rogue-Mage's chronicle must be turned in and if there's one thing Rickiel hates its having to make a final decision on someone's story. His realm is constantly moving between the three planes of Ysgard, Beastlands, and Elysium; each time a shift occurs in Rickiel's focus the realm shifts in turn. Easiest way to appease Rickiel is with an offering of hot and fresh pepperoni pizza.
Bob the Efreet 01-26-06, 01:00 AM	Bob the Efreet N lesser deity Portfolio: monks, the planes, good advice masquerading as sarcasm Bob the Efreet (or 'Bob' to his associates) is a roaming deity, viewing, in a way, the entire multiverse as his realm. He is able to exert his divine will over his surroundings not through deific power, but by making suggestions that his way would be 'cooler', and thus people make the change for him. His premier hobby is to find planewalkers and enlighten them on planar matters. Or, alternatively, he gives them horrible advice, because it would be funny. However, his pranks are usually over-the-top enough that any sensible adventurer would realise he's joking, so he usually considers that any mishaps which come from his advice are the person's own fault.
Radamanthys 01-26-06, 01:17 AM	Radamanthys Demigod Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Worshipers: Female Players Portfolio: Female gaming Domains: Chaos, Trickery Holy Symbol: A sword entering it's sheath Favored Weapon: Any Radamathys poses as a kind and caring deity for any female player in any d&d game, dedicated to protecting their rights and increasing the respect they get. Chant is, he requires any one of his female worshipers to be "initiated" into his church via a special "initiation" by his most trusted clerics - a procedure that he closely monitors and sometimes takes an active interest in.
Ouranos Harpy 01-26-06, 01:30 PM	^ *post above* Erm...ew.
Talisman 01-26-06, 03:12 PM	Talisman Demigod (m) Alignment: Chaotic good Portfolio: Magic, destroying undead Domains: Magic, Fire, Scalykind Holy Symbol: A dragon encircling a greatsword Favored Weapon: Greatsword In mortal life, Talisman was a mighty dragon-blooded mage and companion of the elven undead-hunter Krull. Over time, Talisman's latent dragon blood caused him to transform first into a half-dragon, then into a true dragon. He ascended to demigodhood shortly after destroying the dracolich Zorin as a servant of Gaia, goddess of nature. He is the patron of magic used responsibly and the relentless enemy of the undead. His holy symbol is a combination of his own dragon nature and the greatsword Lifebinder, wielded by his blood brother Krull.
Golem011 01-27-06, 11:02 AM	Golem011 Lesser God Alignment: Neutral. Portfolio: Magic, Magic and more Magic. Domains: Magic, Fire, Air, Water, Earth. Holy Symbol: A clay figure with the serial number 011 stamped onto the side. Favoured Weapon: Quarterstaff. In mortal life, Golem011 was a mighty wizard. After a complicated and long adventure involving two dragons, three cities, eight armies, a golem-making corporation and serial numbers, he was nearly killed. However, a contingency transported his soul into a gem within the shell of a wrecked golem (serial number 011) and he went off on a happy rampage before being blown to smithereens by a combined hundred-mage simultaneous explosion. However, he then ascended to demigodhood, shortly became a lesser god, and discovered the power of being what mortals call a 'DM'.
metamind 01-27-06, 04:53 PM	Er, me Greater diety Alignment: nuetral Portfolio: luck, injustice, grudges Domains: luck, hatred, retribution, magic Worshipers: true nuetral wizards, theives, any who seek revenge more to come soon...
Good Agnostic 01-27-06, 06:09 PM	Good Agnostic Greater Diety Alignment: Neutral Good Portfolio: Science, Good Domains: Divination, Good Holy Symbol: Scroll and Pen Favored Weapon: Pen Good Agnostic is not sure that He exists. He believes He exists, but He is a biased sample. He knows that other people believe He exists, but that is only through His own perception - which can never be objectively verified. His worshippers cannot say for certain that He does or does not exist. They are open to either possibility and are also open to the possibility of some, all, or none of the other dieties existing. Worship services in His temples tend to resemble philosophical and scientific debates.
metamind 01-27-06, 06:59 PM	[QUOTE=metamind]Er, me Greater diety Alignment: nuetral Portfolio: luck, injustice, grudges Domains: luck, hatred, retribution, magic Worshipers: true nuetral wizards, theives, any who seek revenge Holy Symbol: angry-looking eye Favored weapon: Halberd Still more to come...
Kothardarastrix 01-28-06, 04:01 AM	Kothardarastix The Stuck-Up Red Dragon, Heir to Garyx, Cleanser of Planes Demigod (M) Symbol: Reptilian Eye Superimposed Over A Flame With One I To The Left And Right Home Plane: He has no Home Plane but frequents the Abyss, Pandemonium, and the Material Plane, as well as all planes associated with Chaos, Evil, Air, and Fire. Alignment: Chaotic Evil Portfolio: Fire, Destruction, Renewal, Sociopathy, Insanity Worshippers: Dragons, Sorcerers, Warlords, some Druids, and all manner of Psychopaths (Especially Pyromaniacs) Cleric Alignments: CN, NE, CE Domains: Air, Chaos, destruction, Dragon, Evil, Fire(Renewal), Madness Favored Weapon: Sickle (Claw) Kothardarastrix was said to be the mortal son of Garyx rising from the ashes left in the deities wake. His insanity knows no bounds burning everything he sees, his only goal is to leave the material plane as scorched earth.
Khael 01-31-06, 03:36 PM	Since none of you have yet filled out form C16a from the department downstairs, it is my duty to inform you that either i nor any other godly-dealing guy can possibly consider you Gods. Also for anyone plannig a quick offensive divine Blast i do have WizO on my side... [Note: to anyone confuse by the above read this: http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=563477&page=2&pp=30 It should explain about the form stuff... Ok, so i'm just shamelessy publicising the (i like to think) parent thread of this one] But i did fill out the requisite forms so i am a God hence: Khael Chief Priest Hierophant Overseer Guy of the Gods OverDeity(by default-see titles) Symbol: None Home Plane: Resides across the multiverse, but more specifically the Abyss Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Portfolio: Destruction, Pride, Madness, anything else by default Worshippers: A number of mortal nutjobs, but mostly his beloved demons. Not literally beloved of course...of course. Cleric Alignments: CN, CE Domains: Chaos, Destruction, Evil, Madness (but has access to any by means of other Gods) Favored Weapon: Warmace. Khael holds the title of Chief Priest Hierophant Overseer Guy of the Mob'o'Gods, thus granting him near limitless power. However few know of this (leastways til i just blabbed...), as Khael resides in the Abyss, surrounded by his fiendish creations ,which when the time comes He shall unleash thoughout the multiverse spreading Death, Destruction and Damnation (D&D&D) in His name: Khael... Oh yes, and did i mention He's also a nutter, with delusions of Grandeur?
Golem011 01-31-06, 04:03 PM	Rrr! Stupid beaurocracy! Divine Blast!! Hellball! And lots of other nasty epic spells that probably won't do you any damage. I refuse with my rights as a Lesser god to fill in your beaurocratic forms! Oh, you're a greater god. Oh, dear. Oh dear, dear... +runs away+
Kothardarastrix 02-01-06, 08:08 AM	I believe if you check Deity rules Section A Subsection F Part I you will see that all overdeity positions have been filled, any more applicants shalt be smote. Also if you check File D Section K you will see that my form is indeed filled out and has been accepted, and as the first god to see that you have filed for an overdeity position, I get the honor of volunteering to smite thee!
jaw4ever 02-01-06, 12:16 PM	Jawforever :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: Lesser God of Campaign Building Alignment: CG Portfolio: Writer's block, Imagination, Stealing ideas from other Wizards board members Domains: Trickery, Creation, Knowledge Holy Symbol: A red FUJIFILM MF2HD Formatted floppy disk with rays of powers radiating Favroed Weapon: A D20 :mage:
Khael 02-01-06, 03:34 PM	I believe if you check Deity rules Section A Subsection F Part I you will see that all overdeity positions have been filled, any more applicants shalt be smote. Also if you check File D Section K you will see that my form is indeed filled out and has been accepted, and as the first god to see that you have filed for an overdeity position, I get the honor of volunteering to smite thee! And so I have WizO smite thee in divine retaliation...I said i was overdeity by default (In this case as its my job to keep the board Gods on a leash, If that doesn't count as overdeity, i don't know what does...). And in response to your legal counterattack, further investigation shows you have failed to fill out form DR^C0, and so have to finish this lot *hauls out mile high pile of forms* by hand/claw/appendage and until then have all God powers and divine ranks revoked. WizO's divine retribution is vicious indeed, No?
Golem011 02-01-06, 03:45 PM	+Menacing divine aura around appendage.+ I aint filling out no form! This divine blast's got someone's name on it! Also, if you see file D/83, you will see that i applied to become a lesser deity after becoming a demigod! And, by Ao, I AM a deity! +Runs to hide behind Kothardarastrix.+
Khael 02-01-06, 04:43 PM	+Menacing divine aura around appendage.+ I aint filling out no form! This divine blast's got someone's name on it! Also, if you see file D/83, you will see that i applied to become a lesser deity after becoming a demigod! And, by Ao, I AM a deity! +Runs to hide behind Kothardarastrix.+ DM: Your Divine blast at this point triggers, striking the franticly-form-filling dragon. *smoke clears* *Smoking but very much alive and very peeved dragon slowly turns round* Ted's Thumb can at this point be seen disappearing into the background... *massive pile of forms flys over Kotherdarastrix's head and smites ye mightily knocking your mind back to the point where you were a demigod.* +Khael snickers+
Golem011 02-01-06, 04:53 PM	Dammit! But that which does not kill me only makes me stronger! Obiwankenobikus! {Insert more badly mangled latin here} Dm: Your full powers as a Lesser God are returned to you via virtue of the Endlessly Replicating Spell of Eternal Munchkinness. Me: Whoohoo! This divine blast got your name on it, Khael!
Khael 02-01-06, 05:04 PM	Dammit! But that which does not kill me only makes me stronger! Obiwankenobikus! {Insert more badly mangled latin here} Dm: Your full powers as a Lesser God are returned to you via virtue of the Endlessly Replicating Spell of Eternal Munchkinness. Me: Whoohoo! This divine blast got your name on it, Khael! DM:Ted grabs Khael and 'shifts into background'. WizO supresses your Endlessly Replicating Spell of Eternal Munchkinness, as it is not allowed by his CoC, while Pun-pun appears and starts beating down on you. *Ted gives a thumps up* That which does not kill you instead leaves a badly bruised/burned/blasted demigod in this case, it would appear...
Golem011 02-01-06, 05:32 PM	Curses! My powers, all gone... all gone... all i can do now is ask the great almighty powerful Over-overgod of powerfulness whether I can have my powers back. I cast Sending, the words being can i have my powers back? DM: your sending arrives successfully. Your god is so pleased with this act of randomness, he decides to make you into an intermediate god. Me: Hooray! I cast sending again! This time the words are Can you smite WizO?. DM: Sadly, no god can do this. However, your mighty over-overgod DOES remove the suppression on your spell, sending interstellar cracks through the whole Code of Conduct! Your god proceeds to attack all overgods in the area, distracting them from you. Me: Hooray! Go Over-Overgod, go Over-Overgod!
Khael 02-02-06, 03:31 PM	Curses! My powers, all gone... all gone... all i can do now is ask the great almighty powerful Over-overgod of powerfulness whether I can have my powers back. I cast Sending, the words being can i have my powers back? DM: your sending arrives successfully. Your god is so pleased with this act of randomness, he decides to make you into an intermediate god. Me: Hooray! I cast sending again! This time the words are Can you smite WizO?. DM: Sadly, no god can do this. However, your mighty over-overgod DOES remove the suppression on your spell, sending interstellar cracks through the whole Code of Conduct! Your god proceeds to attack all overgods in the area, distracting them from you. Me: Hooray! Go Over-Overgod, go Over-Overgod! Pun-pun goes on the offensive. 'Nuff said... (or in more detail: Pun-pun attacks the over-over god. result: one dead over-over god. As a result of your over-over god's attacks, EVERY overdeity in the area proceeds to "wup your butt" all over the multiverse for daring such audasity(i know this is spelt wrong, but...). Ted gives a thumps-up.) WizO then bans the spell Endlessly Replicating Spell of Eternal Munchkinness, follwed by ejecting the over-over God from the boards.
Golem011 02-02-06, 04:05 PM	Now you've asked for it! I summon: THE DM! DM: WizO has no place in my game! I houserule that Pun-Pun is not allowed in my campaign! I also houserule that the Endlessly Replicating Spell of Eternal Munchkinness is a Level 0 spell for my favoured ones! This means you, Golem011! Me: Whoohoo! DM: Roll D20. Me: +rolls+. Aww, damn. I got a 1. DM: You get all the powers of an Overgod! Me: Hooray! +Divine Blasts Khael+ Muahahaha! Beat that!
Khael 02-02-06, 04:22 PM	Now you've asked for it! I summon: THE DM! DM: WizO has no place in my game! I houserule that Pun-Pun is not allowed in my campaign! I also houserule that the Endlessly Replicating Spell of Eternal Munchkinness is a Level 0 spell for my favoured ones! This means you, Golem011! Me: Whoohoo! DM: Roll D20. Me: +rolls+. Aww, damn. I got a 1. DM: You get all the powers of an Overgod! Me: Hooray! +Divine Blasts Khael+ Muahahaha! Beat that! WizO: Your DM is ejected from the game.
Golem011 02-02-06, 04:33 PM	Dammit! Well, I hoped I wouldnt have to do this... but... well... I SUMMON THE ALMIGHTY, THE ALL POWERFUL... INTERNET GOD! A massive swarm created of thousands of everchanging images merges through the internet screens, out of nowhere, forming a humanoid figure beyond D&D sizing! Internet God: THE POWER OF THE INTERNET, BOW BEFORE IT! Viruses shoot from Internet God's fingers, destroying all copies of the Code of Conduct files forever (including the backup and other stuff). Internet God: Muahahahaha! Bow before me or you lose your powers, Khael! I will destroy every account you create! WizO is nothing without his code of conduct, and neither are you anything without your gods! Also, my abilities are not classified, so Pun-Pun cannot steal them!
Khael 02-02-06, 04:42 PM	Dammit! Well, I hoped I wouldnt have to do this... but... well... I SUMMON THE ALMIGHTY, THE ALL POWERFUL... INTERNET GOD! A massive swarm created of thousands of everchanging images merges through the internet screens, out of nowhere, forming a humanoid figure beyond D&D sizing! Internet God: THE POWER OF THE INTERNET, BOW BEFORE IT! Viruses shoot from Internet God's fingers, destroying all copies of the Code of Conduct files forever (including the backup and other stuff). Internet God: Muahahahaha! Bow before me or you lose your powers, Khael! I will destroy every account you create! WizO is nothing without his code of conduct, and neither are you anything without your gods! Also, my abilities are not classified, so Pun-Pun cannot steal them! +Khael search pocket and florishes: The Internet Gods unpaid internet connection bill.+ Law-ninjas sever the Inernet God's modem connection. WizO rewrites CoC from the wad of paper its stored on adding 'all IP connections from the internet God and the DM are banned'. +Khael snickers+
Golem011 02-02-06, 04:51 PM	Ah, but you made a mistake, Khael my friend! For INTERNET GOD is on broadband! Oh yes! And although you destroyed one aspect of him, he returns every ten seconds, in every pop-up, in every instant message, in every email, there lurks... INTERNET GOD! And even in the online Code of Conduct, the Internet god lurks... his power growing again... until... within ten seconds... The virus returns! Burning through the Code of Conduct once more, WizO suddenly finds himself terminated! Viruses rush through the Network... Pun-Pun's thread... GONE! leaving only the legend of the ultimately broken being! As internet god faces down Ted, Golem011 and Khael are left alone. Me: Time to settle some old scores, Khael my man! DIVINE BLAST!
Khael 02-02-06, 04:58 PM	Ah, but you made a mistake, Khael my friend! For INTERNET GOD is on broadband! Oh yes! And although you destroyed one aspect of him, he returns every ten seconds, in every pop-up, in every instant message, in every email, there lurks... INTERNET GOD! And even in the online Code of Conduct, the Internet god lurks... his power growing again... until... within ten seconds... The virus returns! Burning through the Code of Conduct once more, WizO suddenly finds himself terminated! Viruses rush through the Network... Pun-Pun's thread... GONE! leaving only the legend of the ultimately broken being! As internet god faces down Ted, Golem011 and Khael are left alone. Me: Time to settle some old scores, Khael my man! DIVINE BLAST! Ted background shifts with Khael (again). Ted follows up with a divine blast to Golem011, while Khael pulls out the modem cable. and blows up the modem. Trollius at this point destroys everyone as without WizO to limit him, his power has grown such that he locks up the entire internet...and divine blasts EVERYONE...
Golem011 02-02-06, 05:09 PM	Ah, but you made a mistake, Khael my friend! For INTERNET GOD is on broadband! Oh yes! And although you destroyed one aspect of him, he returns every ten seconds, in every pop-up, in every instant message, in every email, there lurks... INTERNET GOD! And even in the online Code of Conduct, the Internet god lurks... his power growing again... until... within ten seconds... The virus returns! Burning through the Code of Conduct once more, WizO suddenly finds himself terminated! Viruses rush through the Network... Pun-Pun's thread... GONE! leaving only the legend of the ultimately broken being! As internet god faces down Ted, Golem011 and Khael are left alone. Me: Time to settle some old scores, Khael my man! DIVINE BLAST! Ted background shifts with Khael (again). Ted follows up with a divine blast to Golem011, while Khael pulls out the modem cable. and blows up the modem. Trollius at this point destroys everyone as without WizO to limit him, his power has grown such that he locks up the entire internet...and divine blasts EVERYONE... Trollius realises to late that his spelling mistakes and blatant use of !!!111! all depended on the internet to succeed, and so dies in flames. Teds tentacles are disintegrated by my disintegrate spells, and all his divine power, which depended on the internet, is lost! Khael finds his gods' powers gone, and so is left powerless! Muahahahahahahahaha! And may I remind you again that Internet God does not need this puny 'Modem' to exist. However, after Trollius's killing blows, Internet God is crippled! NOOOOO! Golem011 and Khael now have no powers at all, neither do their gods, and so the battle must rely on good ol' fashioned... umm... fighting! Ah. I just remembered that you're a cleric... and so are a better hand-to-hand fighter... umm... Oh yes, and I'm an Epic Wizard! HELLBALL!
Wyrd Bearer 02-02-06, 06:40 PM	Name: The Wyrd Bearer Gender: M Rank: Demigod Areas Of Concern/Portfolios: Honour, Prognostication, Immortality through Undeath, Fate Titles: Hithdraug, Wolf of the Mists, Fatesayer Holy Symbol: A red sun being eclipsed Alignment: NG Origin of Worship: Unknown Core Worshippers: Humans Common Worshippers: Undead, Paladins Favoured Weapon: A dagger Weapon of the Deity Spell: +1 Merciful Dagger Domains: Destiny, Fate, Oracle, Undeath Herald: A necropolitain bard of 25th level, named Arete Special: The Wyrd Bearer prefers not to have clerics or followers directly worship him and would rather they worship that which he stands for; he encourages spirituality, not religion. Therefore, most clerics of the Wyrd Bearer are spiritual clerics who recieve their spells through the guidence of the Wyrd Bearer, rather than directly from him. As such, there are no favoured souls dedicated to the Wyrd Bearer. The Wyrd Bearer is an odd diety; no one is particularly sure from where he came about or what brought him into being, but there is no denying his existence these days. Myths tell of days when he may have been an ordinary mortal who sat around with his friends and make jokes about terrible things... and then those jokes would turn out to be true. Ever since that became a common occurance, his friends feared that he either could tell the terrible future or could cause these things to happen just by thinking about them. Either way, they forbade him to speak. Of course, these are just rumours about his origin; no one knows for sure if it is true. The Wyrd Bearer is quite the face, despite his penchant for the undead. To hide the fact that he is a good guy who will stick his neck out for his followers, he likes to put on gloomy airs and scowl when he walks the earth. When in avatar form, he appears as a tall male with long red hair, dressed all in black. Paladins have taken to worshipping him (while turning a blind eye to the undead that share the temple), as he promotes honour and courage in his followers, though he is greatly displeased by close-minded thoughts and orderly rituals; he has no need of inflexible and conventional worshippers. He cannot quite understand why people fear death so much, but he also understands that mortals have frail minds and they worry too much about the afterlife, so he grants immortality through undeath to followers who are much concerned with their brief lifespans.
Golem011 02-03-06, 12:07 PM	Wyrd Bearer, help me defeat Khael! hehe.
elven warriorXX 02-03-06, 12:12 PM	Okay geting weird here :eek: I Am a god cus a smashed a bug that was the god of Biscuits. And yes I will help you smite the evil Bureaucratic that is Kheal! Eat shmak'em stick! +hits with stick+
Khael 02-03-06, 02:17 PM	Okay geting weird here :eek: I Am a god cus a smashed a bug that was the god of Biscuits. And yes I will help you smite the evil Bureaucratic that is Kheal! Eat shmak'em stick! +hits with stick+ I wish to point out that by the results Golem011 gave, i am actually still a God, while he holds the place of demigod. Forgone conclusion anyone? But then it was anyway, since i never revealed my last gambit in the Gods-battle... And yes, the entire gods-battle bit was weird. But on the other we have been bumping the thread up for a week, while actually engaging in something (regardless of how ridiculous it may have been). Oh and elven warriorXX: Eat Hellfire Demons!...
Golem011 02-03-06, 02:41 PM	I wish to point out that by the results Golem011 gave, i am actually still a God, while he holds the place of demigod. Forgone conclusion anyone? But then it was anyway, since i never revealed my last gambit in the Gods-battle... And yes, the entire gods-battle bit was weird. But on the other we have been bumping the thread up for a week, while actually engaging in something (regardless of how ridiculous it may have been). Oh and elven warriorXX: Eat Hellfire Demons!... Exactly! Also, actually by my conclusions, the internet is gone. So any godliness you may have gained, and I may have gained, is gone! So you're left as the cleric guy, apparently, and I'm left as my ol' fashioned epic wizard. So, i repeat again: EAT HOT HELLBALL!
elven warriorXX 02-03-06, 03:13 PM	EAT cheese cake demons! +fights off hellfire demons+ Taste the power of the Divine Wrath of god epic spell!!!!!!!!
Khael 02-03-06, 04:37 PM	Exactly! Also, actually by my conclusions, the internet is gone. So any godliness you may have gained, and I may have gained, is gone! So you're left as the cleric guy, apparently, and I'm left as my ol' fashioned epic wizard. So, i repeat again: EAT HOT HELLBALL! Greater Ring of counterspells, secondary ability. plus a few levels of wizard... Also eat my Warmace!... Also elven warriorXX: my demons DID eat your cheese cake demons. Apparently they now want wine.
Golem011 02-03-06, 05:19 PM	Argh, Warmaces = Evil! +Gains a few levels in mystic theurge, despite complete lack of a divine class+ Well, as there is no divine magic, that was pretty pointless. :rolleyes: Well, if that's how ya wanna play it... +gains 20 levels in wizard, maximises new spell: DEMONBALL!+ MUAHAHAHAHA! EAT HOTTER DEMONBALL! +Colossal ball of fire appears from nowhere, scattering Tanar'ri (sp?) everywhere, and consuming Khael and throwing him and his demons into a netherworld FILLED with demons made completely out of alchohol.+
Khael 02-03-06, 06:19 PM	Argh, Warmaces = Evil! +Gains a few levels in mystic theurge, despite complete lack of a divine class+ Well, as there is no divine magic, that was pretty pointless. :rolleyes: Well, if that's how ya wanna play it... +gains 20 levels in wizard, maximises new spell: DEMONBALL!+ MUAHAHAHAHA! EAT HOTTER DEMONBALL! +Colossal ball of fire appears from nowhere, scattering Tan'ar'ri (sp?) everywhere, and consuming Khael and throwing him and his demons into a netherworld FILLED with demons made completely out of alchohol.+ +Khael pulls out length of piping with a U-bend in its middle, catches the ball'o'fire and hurls it back.+ It's Tanar'ri.
Schitzophrenia_Manifest 02-03-06, 06:47 PM	Schitzophrenia_Manifest Rank: Prophet-deity (I know. Not real. Sue me.) Titles: The Master Cheese, The Great Master Cheese, The Incredibly Awesome Master Cheese, etc. Portfolio: Cheese, Mountain Dew, and overweight cats. Holy Symbol: A wedge of cheddar cheese surrounded by a green aura. Alignment: Lawful-Cheese Favoured Weapon: +5 keen vorpal fey bane cheese-imbued cheesy burst wedge of limburger Herald: 60 HD colossal housecat named Patches. This post is so...*snicker*...CHEESY! *gets shot*
Khael 02-03-06, 08:28 PM	Schitzophrenia_Manifest Rank: Prophet-deity (I know. Not real. Sue me.) Titles: The Master Cheese, The Great Master Cheese, The Incredibly Awesome Master Cheese, etc. Portfolio: Cheese, Mountain Dew, and overweight cats. Holy Symbol: A wedge of cheddar cheese surrounded by a green aura. Alignment: Lawful-Cheese Favoured Weapon: +5 keen vorpal fey bane cheese-imbued cheesy burst wedge of limburger Herald: 60 HD colossal housecat named Patches. This post is so...*snicker*...CHEESY! *gets shot* Oh dear gods...first a God of cheese cake, which i could take, and now...a cheese God?!? Well...someone wanted to let everyone choose what kind of God they'd be... and look what happened. Cheese Gods, bureaucratic god-priests, small God-wars...
Bartmanhomer 02-04-06, 10:46 AM	Wow! This post get better and better! :D
Golem011 02-04-06, 12:54 PM	AH! +Khael pulls out length of piping with a U-bend in its middle, catches the ball'o'fire and hurls it back.+ +conjures up massive tennis racket out of nowhere and uses telekinesis to levitate it and hit the fireball back.+ One lonely marilith falls out of the fireball. Well...someone wanted to let everyone choose what kind of God they'd be... and look what happened. Cheese Gods, bureaucratic god-priests, small God-wars... Obviously! This is what happens when you give power to the people...
elven warriorXX 02-04-06, 01:18 PM	Greater Ring of counterspells, secondary ability. plus a few levels of wizard... Also eat my Warmace!... Also elven warriorXX: my demons DID eat your cheese cake demons. Apparently they now want wine. I will makw them SIck of cheese cake!! MWAHAAHAH Cheese cake of death! +summons over 100 Red dragon demigods and pwns with tons of hellballs and Divine blasts+
elven warriorXX 02-04-06, 01:19 PM	Oh dear gods...first a God of cheese cake, which i could take, and now...a cheese God?!? Well...someone wanted to let everyone choose what kind of God they'd be... and look what happened. Cheese Gods, bureaucratic god-priests, small God-wars... Not just cheese cake :) Lazyness and Variant rules as well.
Schitzophrenia_Manifest 02-04-06, 06:09 PM	Oh dear gods...first a God of cheese cake, which i could take, and now...a cheese God?!? Well...someone wanted to let everyone choose what kind of God they'd be... and look what happened. Cheese Gods, bureaucratic god-priests, small God-wars... I hope that you aren't implying (or saying outright in a way that makes me oblivious to what you say) that you've got a problem with cheese deities. We're the people that keep leprechauns from killing you in your sleep, you know. You don't want to be smothered with tofu in your sleep, do you? Didn't think so. So I believe a bit of respect is in order. Or a bit of groveling. Yeah, groveling works fine, too. GROVEL! *gets shot again*
Khael 02-05-06, 12:33 PM	AH! +conjures up massive tennis racket out of nowhere and uses telekinesis to levitate it and hit the fireball back.+ One lonely marilith falls out of the fireball. You need to work on your aim. I don't have marilith minions so i don't know where you shot that... +Ted appears out of nowhere and starts pounding Golem011s head in, before draining his brain, giving a thumps up, and shifting backinto the background. (Ahah! you forgot Ted can surive any trick you pull out. Shame Gooogle can't) I will makw them SIck of cheese cake!! MWAHAAHAH Cheese cake of death! +summons over 100 Red dragon demigods and pwns with tons of hellballs and Divine blasts+ Khael stands amidst the davastation wrought. And snickers. As his hell-fire demons reform ( in every meaning of the word i know)... and guess what? first: They're hellfire demons, that sort of stuff don't work on them. Second: they're hungry again...and immune to death effects. I hope that you aren't implying (or saying outright in a way that makes me oblivious to what you say) that you've got a problem with cheese deities. We're the people that keep leprechauns from killing you in your sleep, you know. You don't want to be smothered with tofu in your sleep, do you? Didn't think so. So I believe a bit of respect is in order. Or a bit of groveling. Yeah, groveling works fine, too. GROVEL! *gets shot again* *Khael reloads emptied shotgun* Grovel that. My bureaurocracy (and shotgun) is more worthy of respect. Second i have few problems with Cheese gods. FEW problems...(good enough reason to shoot them) And lastly i have never been attacked in my sleep by leprechauns... Oh. *Re-empties shotgun in Schitzophrenia_Manifest* WHY?!? Why did you make me shoot you?!? Oh well, i'll settle for sleeping in a fiery pit of hellfire with my Hellfire Demon guards. And a shotgun. And a pile of documents and legal actions against any leprechauns who get past that lot... Ah well, at least i'm winning the war of the Gods here pretty well, and have beggered the little leprechaun *****, what with the legal settlements for attempted murder and so now own them body and soul...particularly the soul...
Golem011 02-05-06, 12:36 PM	I hope that you aren't implying (or saying outright in a way that makes me oblivious to what you say) that you've got a problem with cheese deities. We're the people that keep leprechauns from killing you in your sleep, you know. You don't want to be smothered with tofu in your sleep, do you? Didn't think so. So I believe a bit of respect is in order. Or a bit of groveling. Yeah, groveling works fine, too. GROVEL! *gets shot again* Don't put up with it! I hereby form the Society for the Advertisement of Godly Rights (SAGORI), appointing myself president and creating a new form of circle magic, called Circle Godmagic. Together we can stop this! First of all I'm gonna change my avatar from this spitting mummy to something more powerful!
Khael 02-05-06, 12:43 PM	Don't put up with it! I hereby form the Society for the Advertisement of Godly Rights (SAGORI), appointing myself president and creating a new form of circle magic, called Circle Godmagic. Together we can stop this! First of all I'm gonna change my avatar from this spitting mummy to something more powerful! NO! Nothing can stop me now! For I now head the Department for Matters Godly...and so nullify your 'circle Godmagic' for being too likely to cause personal risk. To me, that is. And yes a splitting Mummy is hardly the most impressive of Avatars. Says the guy with a little Red dragon (but at least i know why i chose it...reasons beyond i like dragons that is...).
Golem011 02-05-06, 12:57 PM	NO! Nothing can stop me now! For I now head the Department for Matters Godly...and so nullify your 'circle Godmagic' for being too likely to cause personal risk. To me, that is. And yes a splitting Mummy is hardly the most impressive of Avatars. Says the guy with a little Red dragon (but at least i know why i chose it...reasons beyond i like dragons that is...). SPITTING. SPITTING. Now, you sadly have a problem there. I have connections in the great steamy... cloudy... THING in the sky. And sadly, I can't see the form Alpha/1.7.554.11 Paragraph 2 filled in in your name. This means you aint qualified for chairmanship, mate. And, in the absence of a chairman, I elect myself as the new head. Heheheheheh. Oh yes, and just for the record... +summons up tiny little quasit+ Take this down, note-taker. I now ban any jobs in the council to be taken by the impostor 'Khael' until such time as I say so. I also deny him ANY use of Alter Self, Polymorph or any other spell that would allow said Khael to take my form or any of my other characteristics of myself, for purposes of security. I also ban any new magic to be given or developed to or by said impostor, and ban him from granting any new divine magic to his worshipers, until said time. That will be all. +Banishes quasit, and destroys notes with a single word of power, just after imprinting the words on a nearby slave's brain using magic.+ Now, the Demons serve me, my friend. What are you going to do? Soon the whole Abyss will be mine, all mine! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
trigon 02-05-06, 12:57 PM	Trigon, Lord of Gratuitous Violence Rank: Unknown Portfolio: Gratuitous Destruction, Suffering and Chaos. Any Questions? Also the Internet. Domains: War, Demonic, Evil, Destruction. Holy Symbol: A Runic mark a glimpse of which would drive you mere Mortals mad... Alignment: LE (or so Trigon is told) Favoured Weapon: Whatever comes to hand... But prefers Greatswords or Warmaces Herald: Demons, Chaos, Destruction I know what the question was... Behold, I am Trigon, Master of Gratuitous Violence, Demon King of mutliple demensions, planes or whatever your kith and kin may refer to the individual parts of the multiverse as. And Trigon WILL rule your pitiful little plane as well... I also rule the internet since i am a diety of chaos and destruction. And what does the internet have if not that? That that accursed Ted, and Gooogle don't have mastery over anyway. It may help you to know Trigon is also a slightly unbalanced Egotist with a tendency to be drawn to areas of great violence...like a small war... Trigon said it may help, not that it would be much help... *Trigon unleashes a wave of demons at Khael, since a greater power is bad for continual War...*
Golem011 02-05-06, 01:01 PM	Trigon, Lord of Gratuitous Violence Rank: Portfolio: Gratuitous Destruction, Suffering and Chaos. Any Questions? Domains: War, Demonic, Evil, Destruction. Holy Symbol: A Runic mark a glimpse of which would drive you mere Mortals mad... Alignment: LE (or so Trigon is told) Favoured Weapon: Whatever comes to hand... But prefers Greatswords or Warmaces Herald: Demons, Chaos, Destruction I know what the question was... Behold, I am Trigon, Master of Gratuitous Violence, Demon King of mutliple demensions, planes or whatever your kith and kin may refer to the individual parts of the multiverse as. And Trigon WILL rule your pitiful little plane as well... It may help you to know Trigon is also a slightly unbalanced Egotist with a tendency to be drawn to areas of great violence...like a small war... Trigon said it may help, not that it would be much help... *Trigon unleashes a wave of demons at Khael, since a greater power is bad for continual War...* Join SAGORI! We allow continual war, but have a two year guarantee that no other god will attempt to save his worshipers during a battle! I, of course, have no worshipers, because i destroyed all my temples in a fit of psychotic destruction involving a Hellball and Khael. My powers spring from the world itself.
Khael 02-05-06, 01:08 PM	SPITTING. SPITTING. Now, you sadly have a problem there. I have connections in the great steamy... cloudy... THING in the sky. And sadly, I can't see the form Alpha/1.7.554.11 Paragraph 2 filled in in your name. This means you aint qualified for chairmanship, mate. And, in the absence of a chairman, I elect myself as the new head. Heheheheheh. Oh yes, and just for the record... +summons up tiny little quasit+ Take this down, note-taker. I now ban any jobs in the council to be taken by the impostor 'Khael' until such time as I say so. I also deny him ANY use of Alter Self, Polymorph or any other spell that would allow said Khael to take my form or any of my other characteristics of myself, for purposes of security. I also ban any new magic to be given or developed to or by said impostor, and ban him from granting any new divine magic to his worshipers, until said time. That will be all. +Banishes quasit, and destroys notes with a single word of power, just after imprinting the words on a nearby slave's brain using magic.+ Now, the Demons serve me, my friend. What are you going to do? Soon the whole Abyss will be mine, all mine! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! +looks down from clouds...+ You're looking at the wrong form... And why would I join a council formed to defeat me? Especial when i can simply disband it at my whim...No, have your council, It will avail you nought. A Quasit seves you, not the demons, and especially not the new strains i develop, which obey only me, and are outside the law (and the Lore). Also that quasit just had you sued for wasting its time, causing you to lose any official postions outside of SAGORI. And any decisions you made to become null and void. Yes, it is sptting, not splitting but thats what happens when you type slower than you can think. And finally *Trigon unleashes a wave of demons at Khael, since a greater power is bad for continual War...* So, we face one another yet again? You shalt perish... again...Ah. (i may have a problem...) +Khael's hellfire demons melt down Trigon's demonic hordes.+ +Khael places an injunction on Triogn forbidding him from utilising his demons on this plane.+
Golem011 02-05-06, 01:22 PM	Okay, so the demons serve you, eh? Well, guess who the greatest enemies of the demons are? That's right, the devils. And this pit fiend has just been buffed until it becomes invincible. Yup. And it's been crossbred with a balor. Heheheh. And given all the powers of every devil and demon in existence. Heh heh heh heh. Oh yes, and did i mention the crossbreeding with every epic creature in existence? And the adding of every template in existence? No? Well, this guy was bred to become a lawyer. Crossbred Hulking Monster (fitted into what could, under the right circumstances, be called a suit and carrying briefcases in three of its many arms): 'You, sir, are charged of Actual Bodily Harm, Grievious Bodily Harm, Divine Murder, Divine Attempted Murder, Coercion, Divine Coercion, and other charges that will be declared in court. You are, hereof, suspended from your current position as head of the department of godly affairs and any other legal positions you might hold. We will appoint our trusted consultant, here, Golem011, as your administrator.' Me: YAY! I reappoint that quasit as my note-taker, mind blank him, and make him my familiar. It's about time I had one. Actually, I don't think I will. I think I'll take this Tarrasque as my familiar. He's a long way behind me, but I'm sure we can get around that. And this Balor can be my familiar. Good balor! Now take notes. I hereby declare the following to be true and permanently so, even once I have left office. I now ban any jobs in the council to be taken by the impostor 'Khael' until such time as I say so. I also deny him ANY use of Alter Self, Polymorph or any other spell that would allow said Khael to take my form or any of my other characteristics of myself, for purposes of security. I also ban any new magic to be given or developed to or by said impostor, and ban him from granting any new divine magic to his worshipers, until said time. That will be all.
Khael 02-05-06, 01:31 PM	Okay, so the demons serve you, eh? Well, guess who the greatest enemies of the demons are? That's right, the devils. And this pit fiend has just been buffed until it becomes invincible. Yup. And it's been crossbred with a balor. Heheheh. And given all the powers of every devil and demon in existence. Heh heh heh heh. Oh yes, and did i mention the crossbreeding with every epic creature in existence? And the adding of every template in existence? No? Well, this guy was bred to become a lawyer. Crossbred Hulking Monster (fitted into what could, under the right circumstances, be called a suit and carrying briefcases in three of its many arms): 'You, sir, are charged of Actual Bodily Harm, Grievious Bodily Harm, Divine Murder, Divine Attempted Murder, Coercion, Divine Coercion, and other charges that will be declared in court. You are, hereof, suspended from your current position as head of the department of godly affairs and any other legal positions you might hold. We will appoint our trusted consultant, here, Golem011, as your administrator.' Me: YAY! I reappoint that quasit as my note-taker, mind blank him, and make him my familiar. It's about time I had one. Actually, I don't think I will. I think I'll take this Tarrasque as my familiar. He's a long way behind me, but I'm sure we can get around that. And this Balor can be my familiar. Good balor! Now take notes. I hereby declare the following to be true and permanently so, even once I have left office. I now ban any jobs in the council to be taken by the impostor 'Khael' until such time as I say so. I also deny him ANY use of Alter Self, Polymorph or any other spell that would allow said Khael to take my form or any of my other characteristics of myself, for purposes of security. I also ban any new magic to be given or developed to or by said impostor, and ban him from granting any new divine magic to his worshipers, until said time. That will be all. You magnificent ******d. And your abomination of sorts was killed, and you are charged for, copyright abuse. I already bred up 5 of those things and had them patented. So as i look down upon you from my lair in the hell-fire clouds (i did some re-decorating), i say 'You lose, mortal thing!' Then Trigon causes the entire council to collapse, as he works his wicked chaos, re-leveling the field. Curses. Foiled again.
trigon 02-05-06, 01:36 PM	Join SAGORI! We allow continual war, but have a two year guarantee that no other god will attempt to save his worshipers during a battle! I, of course, have no worshipers, because i destroyed all my temples in a fit of psychotic destruction involving a Hellball and Khael. My powers spring from the world itself. Hmmm, Continual War you say?... but No! Trigon and Trigon alone shall rule. Oh, and Khael, you may have defeated my hordes, but i rule the internet, and its back up. Oh, and Trigon has destroyed the council as well. God-War recommence! [Insert hidious laugh here]
Golem011 02-05-06, 01:44 PM	You magnificent ******d. And your abomination of sorts was killed, and you are charged for, copyright abuse. I already bred up 5 of those things and had them patented. So as i look down upon you from my lair in the hell-fire clouds (i did some re-decorating), i say 'You lose, mortal thing!' Then Trigon causes the entire council to collapse, as he works his wicked chaos, re-leveling the field. Curses. Foiled again. I am, aren't I? Sadly, I developed time magic three years ago and then traveled back in time so I'd developed it before anyone else (A paradox, i know). I then patented the monster BEFORE you did, because I traveled back to MINUTES before you entered the patenting office and had it done then and there. And yes, that means that I can charge you for copyright theft. And guess who's gonna do it? Ultimate abomination. Yup, you didn't kill him. Cos in case you'd forgotten, Lich is an inherited template, and I took him and his phylactery back through time so that he'd be reawakening... just about now. And yes, he can become a lich, cos he has actually managed to inherit EVERY SINGLE subtype and type in the world. Bye! I'll come visit you in your extraplanar, unportalled dimensional prison! Oh, did I mention that they take the inmates out for a trip to sigil every so often? No? Oh, well, I'm sure the Lady will love to meet you... And guess what? This means that I, once again, am head of the department. And my first action is to make the job permanent. Bye! Heheheheh!
Khael 02-05-06, 02:43 PM	I am, aren't I? Sadly, I developed time magic three years ago and then traveled back in time so I'd developed it before anyone else (A paradox, i know). I then patented the monster BEFORE you did, because I traveled back to MINUTES before you entered the patenting office and had it done then and there. And yes, that means that I can charge you for copyright theft. And guess who's gonna do it? Ultimate abomination. Yup, you didn't kill him. Cos in case you'd forgotten, Lich is an inherited template, and I took him and his phylactery back through time so that he'd be reawakening... just about now. And yes, he can become a lich, cos he has actually managed to inherit EVERY SINGLE subtype and type in the world. Bye! I'll come visit you in your extraplanar, unportalled dimensional prison! Oh, did I mention that they take the inmates out for a trip to sigil every so often? No? Oh, well, I'm sure the Lady will love to meet you... And guess what? This means that I, once again, am head of the department. And my first action is to make the job permanent. Bye! Heheheheh! You're being sued for damage to the nature of causality. Yep, thats right, mere minutes before Trigon destroyed the council i shifted department. But i'm still frontman(God, demon, whatever.) for the Mob'o'gods as per my contract. And as a result of this legal action (which is filed one minute before anything you may do including the offense - scrying is cool) any and all things you may have done before, during and after that point is null and void. So you still have to fact trial for your copyright infringement. And that abomination is reanimating, yes, but a couple of my hellfire demons 'just' happened to have found that phylactery and the corpse and well...they know how to make things scream...loudly (and i remind you they are outside the law, and hellfire bypasses fire protections. and there are a lot of them too.) Also: Divine Blast! Have fun in your extraplanar, unportalled dimensional prison with a symbol of pain inscribed upon the floor. Oh, and Trigon...Much of the mob have been despatched after you.
Rickiel 02-05-06, 02:57 PM	Do any of you warring gods want a pizza? It's hot, fresh, divine, and has pepperoni.
Golem011 02-05-06, 03:00 PM	You're being sued for damage to the nature of causality. Yep, thats right, mere minutes before Trigon destroyed the council i shifted department. But i'm still frontman(God, demon, whatever.) for the Mob'o'gods as per my contract. And as a result of this legal action (which is filed one minute before anything you may do including the offense - scrying is cool) any and all things you may have done before, during and after that point is null and void. So you still have to fact trial for your copyright infringement. And that abomination is reanimating, yes, but a couple of my hellfire demons 'just' happened to have found that phylactery and the corpse and well...they know how to make things scream...loudly (and i remind you they are outside the law, and hellfire bypasses fire protections. and there are a lot of them too.) Ah, another paradox. So you filed the complaint one minute before anything i do? And how on Oerth did you find the Phylactery? It's sealed in an extraplanar dimension, inside a hellfire golem. Yup, you heard me right. And my abomination has ALREADY REGENERATED. Plus there's the fact that that legal complaint never entered that filing cabinet. You know why? Well, it ain't there. Just look, it ain't. Because I traveled back in time to one second after you filed it, and removed it. Cos guess what, I have here a legal document giving me EXPRESS permission to travel through time. See, look, it's signed 'Gallifreyan Inspector of Time-Space.' Now, my abomination can never be destroyed. As you can see, it has about fifty pairs of wings, various different tails, and about forty legs, as well as sixty heads. And yes, it has fifty arms, added by various graces of the Insectile template etc. And yes, the whole thing can transform into an animal, by virtue of the Lycanthrope template. And it's a zombie-skeleton-lich-demilich. And yes, it's covered in worms. It's a worm-that-walks. And yes, it's feral. And mummified. And Half-fey. And half-dragon. And half-celestial. And half-fiend. And celestial. And fiendish. And gelatinous. And other stuff. And it's comin' for ya. Yes it is.
BeyondFated 02-05-06, 07:20 PM	BeyondFated Non-Diety Portfolio: Free will Domains: Travel, Freedom Holy Symbol: A wide smile surrounded by green mists Alignment: LN Favoured Weapon: Glaive BeyondFated is not a deity, per se, but more an entity. He is kin to Death or Jack Frost. While not gods themselves, they are a wholly seperate entity with their own powers, rules, and limits. BeyondFated is mortal enemy of Destiny's Child. While BeyondFated walks the realms, severing people from the shackles of pre-determined futures, Destiny's Child seeks to enlsave them to fate. BeyondFated is seen as a tall man, between 6' and 7', wearing loose green robes. He loves to hear tales of the underdog winning, and people rising above their heritage. He often travels with adventurering parties, subtly urging them to defeat the forces of Destiny and Fate.
Ront Iron-Roar 02-06-06, 11:04 AM	Ront Iron-roar The scarred one, The half-breed. Lesser Diety Portfolio:fighting adversity, Half-Breeds, heroes, adventurers, Gladiators. Domains: Chaos, Fire, Luck, Strength, Suffering, and War. Holy Symbol: A red and black spiked shield mottled to look like a grinning devil, with a flaming bastard sword hovering behind it. Alignment: Chaotic Nuetral. Favored Weapon: Bastard Sword. In mortal life Ront Iron-roar was a Half-Orc hero who had done his best to gain respect and acceptance by society. Again and again he was reject and each time he never gave up. Slowly, he had grown to accept what he was and barried his torment in the freedoms of the life of an adventurer. Eventually making a name for himself along with his godhood soon after. Ront Iron-roar bestows his guidance upon those of similar past as him. He is a god of half-breeds who are looking for thier place in life. He cares little for the bonds of ancestry preferring to allow individuals to craft thier own self through thier struggles. Ront Iron-roar appears as a 7'2" gray-skinned, crimson eyed, half-orc with long obsidian hair that has been braided with the teeth, claws, and trinkets from past battles. he has a lupine appearance to him that seems to clash with his orc and human traits. He wields two weapons a large serrated bastard sword wreathed in crackling amber flames and a Spiked Shield molded to look like the grinning visage of some devil. He is often clad in a chain shirt and travel worn leather clothing. His body is tome of his struggles; Dozens of dark scars pattern his thickly-built form along with various tattoos. Particullarly, a column of twisting flames etched across his left eye. Ront has no Herald, he is a lone diety who prefers to take matters into his own hands. He counts his allies among various mortal adventurers he counted as friends in his past mortal life and those newer adventurers of similar origins and struggles he once faced.
Khael 02-06-06, 01:40 PM	Ah, another paradox. So you filed the complaint one minute before anything i do? And how on Oerth did you find the Phylactery? It's sealed in an extraplanar dimension, inside a hellfire golem. Yup, you heard me right. And my abomination has ALREADY REGENERATED. Plus there's the fact that that legal complaint never entered that filing cabinet. You know why? Well, it ain't there. Just look, it ain't. Because I traveled back in time to one second after you filed it, and removed it. Cos guess what, I have here a legal document giving me EXPRESS permission to travel through time. See, look, it's signed 'Gallifreyan Inspector of Time-Space.' Now, my abomination can never be destroyed. As you can see, it has about fifty pairs of wings, various different tails, and about forty legs, as well as sixty heads. And yes, it has fifty arms, added by various graces of the Insectile template etc. And yes, the whole thing can transform into an animal, by virtue of the Lycanthrope template. And it's a zombie-skeleton-lich-demilich. And yes, it's covered in worms. It's a worm-that-walks. And yes, it's feral. And mummified. And Half-fey. And half-dragon. And half-celestial. And half-fiend. And celestial. And fiendish. And gelatinous. And other stuff. And it's comin' for ya. Yes it is. Yes, another paradox. You meddled with time, you started the paradoxes. Shot yer-self in the foot, somewhat, eh? Oh, and the complaint entered the cabinet one minute after you removed it, as per the paradox you caused. and one minute before you got that permission, and as the Gallifreyan Inspector of Time-Space, would never hand such a document to a know criminal, well, you permission is null and void. *Grins at phylactery description* No, it isn't. Your not the only one who can meddle with time... I'm just better. And all your abominations defences helps against re-forming hellfire demons, how? And against its 4 big brothers, and 1 big sister? Note to Rickiel: Oooh, pepperoni... mmmmm, divine pepperoni...
Golem011 02-06-06, 02:10 PM	Yes, another paradox. You meddled with time, you started the paradoxes. Shot yer-self in the foot, somewhat, eh? Oh, and the complaint entered the cabinet one minute after you removed it, as per the paradox you caused. and one minute before you got that permission, and as the Gallifreyan Inspector of Time-Space, would never hand such a document to a know criminal, well, you permission is null and void. *Grins at phylactery description* No, it isn't. Your not the only one who can meddle with time... I'm just better. And all your abominations defences helps against re-forming hellfire demons, how? And against its 4 big brothers, and 1 big sister? Note to Rickiel: Oooh, pepperoni... mmmmm, divine pepperoni... Monster's Monologue: I was always the black sheep of the family... :weep: Come on, bros and sister... help me here... Sister and brothers: well... Monster: DOMINATE MONSTER! DOMINATE MONSTER! SUGGESTION! DOMINATE MONSTER! DOMINATE MONSTER! SUGGESTION! Brothers and sister: OF COURSE WE WILL, OH MIGHTY ONE! HEHEHEHEH! How d'ya like those bananas, eh? Plus, who said I'm a known criminal on Gallifrey? The time lords gave me a Time And Relative Dimensions In Space, so they did. And I have a patent on time magic, and sadly no-one can get to it, because it's sealed in a theoretical dimension known as the 'neverending moment'. Yup. The Neverending Moment is a moment that only exists, and only ever will exist, and only ever HAS existed, in potentia. But because no time passes within the sphere of a single, time-sliced moment, no time magic works in there. And seeing as how, theoretically, it doesnt exist, NO magic allows you to enter it, unless you just HAPPEN to have a key. And guess what, the key's in there too. However, as per se the document does exist, you can take no official legal action. How do you like THEM bananas, eh!? And FINALLY! Yes, FINALLY! The abomination is perfectly regenerated, and that Phylactery has now been removed from the hellfire golem via a DC100000000 sleight-of-hand check one millisecond before you stole it. I love paradoxes. And, I don't see no permission for YOU, mate! You have no permission slip, do ya? +Extraplanar Law Services appear (ie. Overgods)+ First Overgod: "You're nicked, mate." +Golem laughs evilly+ Just so you know, I'm also sueing you for DABH (Divine actual bodily harm), DGBH (Divine grievious bodily harm), AoDP (Abuse of Divine Power), DV (Divine Vandalism), AoPPP (Abuse of Private Planar Property) and MWtNoCWaP (Meddling with the nature of causality without a permit).
Khael 02-06-06, 04:53 PM	Monster's Monologue: I was always the black sheep of the family... :weep: Come on, bros and sister... help me here... Sister and brothers: well... Monster: DOMINATE MONSTER! DOMINATE MONSTER! SUGGESTION! DOMINATE MONSTER! DOMINATE MONSTER! SUGGESTION! Brothers and sister: OF COURSE WE WILL, OH MIGHTY ONE! HEHEHEHEH! How d'ya like those bananas, eh? Plus, who said I'm a known criminal on Gallifrey? The time lords gave me a Time And Relative Dimensions In Space, so they did. And I have a patent on time magic, and sadly no-one can get to it, because it's sealed in a theoretical dimension known as the 'neverending moment'. Yup. The Neverending Moment is a moment that only exists, and only ever will exist, and only ever HAS existed, in potentia. But because no time passes within the sphere of a single, time-sliced moment, no time magic works in there. And seeing as how, theoretically, it doesnt exist, NO magic allows you to enter it, unless you just HAPPEN to have a key. And guess what, the key's in there too. However, as per se the document does exist, you can take no official legal action. How do you like THEM bananas, eh!? And FINALLY! Yes, FINALLY! The abomination is perfectly regenerated, and that Phylactery has now been removed from the hellfire golem via a DC100000000 sleight-of-hand check one millisecond before you stole it. I love paradoxes. And, I don't see no permission for YOU, mate! You have no permission slip, do ya? +Extraplanar Law Services appear (ie. Overgods)+ First Overgod: "You're nicked, mate." +Golem laughs evilly+ Just so you know, I'm also sueing you for DABH (Divine actual bodily harm), DGBH (Divine grievious bodily harm), AoDP (Abuse of Divine Power), DV (Divine Vandalism), AoPPP (Abuse of Private Planar Property) and MWtNoCWaP (Meddling with the nature of causality without a permit). So, now you know why i only bred 5 of those which you for some reason decided to follow in the footsteps for.... The new improved strain on the other hand...lack those weaknesses. I'm still better at meddling with time (holds up key, time magic patent, phylactery, and permission.) Also i never said the documents did not exist. They are merely null and void. Also permission does not save you from paradoxes. Or the consequences. being a master of time magic (like me) ont he other hand... Also as per my contract (which is in effect regardless of when you or i may may go, until its termination, which only i can do.) i am above your 'little' lawsuits, and herby fine the defendant (IE you, Golem011, as of now) Guilty as charged. Have fun in your extraplanar, unportalled dimensional prison with a symbol of pain inscribed upon the floor.
Golem011 02-06-06, 05:09 PM	So, now you know why i only bred 5 of those which you for some reason decided to follow in the footsteps for.... The new improved strain on the other hand...lack those weaknesses. I'm still better at meddling with time (holds up key, time magic patent, phylactery, and permission.) Also i never said the documents did not exist. They are merely null and void. Also permission does not save you from paradoxes. Or the consequences. being a master of time magic (like me) ont he other hand... Also as per my contract (which is in effect regardless of when you or i may may go, until its termination, which only i can do.) i am above your 'little' lawsuits, and herby fine the defendant (IE you, Golem011, as of now) Guilty as charged. Have fun in your extraplanar, unportalled dimensional prison with a symbol of pain inscribed upon the floor. One problem. I ain't goin to prison. Plus the overgods can't be denied. Second overgod: C'mon, mate. You're off to the clink. Have fun in your extraplanar prison with a symbol of death and a raise dead effect in effect, in which you will continually die and then resurrect until you are eventually obliterated because you no longer have any negative levels. And trust me, see those copies? COPIES, i said. Yup, those are copies of the phylactery and key. You know why? Cos (a la NWN) I have the whole dimension trapped inside this snow globe. And i can manipulate it. Plus, I hope you haven't forgotten my friend.
Khael 02-07-06, 04:01 AM	One problem. I ain't goin to prison. Plus the overgods can't be denied. Second overgod: C'mon, mate. You're off to the clink. Have fun in your extraplanar prison with a symbol of death and a raise dead effect in effect, in which you will continually die and then resurrect until you are eventually obliterated because you no longer have any negative levels. And trust me, see those copies? COPIES, i said. Yup, those are copies of the phylactery and key. You know why? Cos (a la NWN) I have the whole dimension trapped inside this snow globe. And i can manipulate it. Plus, I hope you haven't forgotten my friend. Yes, they can. Remember: I Am The Law! So you still get that spot. As do those overgod underlings, for being tedious. Yes, i see those copies, well saw them anyway, just as you sealed them away. And i didn't forgot your friend (which one?), the toasted abomination?
SphericalTime 02-08-06, 12:25 AM	Spherical Time Greater Deity Alignment: Neutral Portfolio: Time, men, change, illusion, magic Domains: Charm, Magic, Creation, (Time) Holy Symbol: A stylized sphere. Favroed Weapon: A dagger or kris, or failing that, a pen. As one of the feared and evil race known as DM's (or GM's, in the larger and more varied world), Spherical Time found himself in the position of a world builder. Known for his crappy dungeons and scary NPCs, he eventually began to write his own universes, including dieties and classes and then even D20 systems. Incidentally, if there are any cute gay lesser deities out there, ST is always on the lookout for applicants for the "DM's Boyfiend" position.
MrAdam 02-09-06, 04:16 PM	Adam-Andius Intermediate God Alignment: Lawful Evil Portfolio: Role Playing games that nobody will ever play except D+D, Anger, Malice, Spite, Rage, Hatred, Jelousy, Gluttony, Bitter Failure, Unemployment, Misfortune Domains: Gluttony, Rage, Hate, Games, Jelousy Holy Symbol: A black field with a red upraised fist in the center Weapon: Fist of Rage- A Fist headed cinnabar +5 flaming heavy mace Adam-Andius is a wrathfull, perpetually angry young god, who finds himself frequently out of work. He is the god of all things negative and angry. Surprisingly he has found himself the patron deity of small press and old Rpgs that nobody wants to play (which further stokes his rage). He apears before his few worshipers as a short, overweight man, dressed entirely in black, with a hood drawn over his scowling face. Adam-Andius dislikes mortals all most other gods but he especially despises god(desses) of love, luck, prosperity, happiness, beauty and happynes. His worshipers include anyone who has felt the squeezing sensation of rage, hatred or loss around his throat, unrequited lovers, homicidal maniacs, and game designers whose games nobody seems to want to play. He rides around on a giant, filthy, black, feral rooster known as the chicken of dispair
Kerri_Evanwood 02-12-06, 04:20 AM	Kerri Evanwood The Apathetic One Intermediate God Alignment: Neutral Portfolio: History, music, knowledge, wisdom Domains: Knowledge, Trickery Worshipers: Nobody Symbol: A blank, white circle Favored weapon: Longbow
Bartmanhomer 02-14-06, 07:02 PM	Wow! :eek:
Schitzophrenia_Manifest 02-14-06, 07:31 PM	*Bleeds limburger after being shot repeatedly. Out of the limburger flowing from his veins is formed a dozen more Cheese deities identical to him. Each of them summons a 60 HD colossal housecat to devour the divine pizza, along with the universe. Don't try to stop them. You're already dead.* *Housecats then drop the universe in their litterboxes (60 HD constructs), thus causing the universe to be reborn.* *Then I shoot Khael full of +5 cheesy burst buckshot as revenge.* *My uber-rant, combined with a slice of rather tangy cheddar, creates a flux in time that brings the original me back to life. The original me also shoots Khael full of +5 cheesy burst buckshot. In order to avoid legal reprecussions, I get my 60 HD colossal house cat to devour the universe again.* *Universe gets crapped out. Repeat cycle until the jeans are dry. And remember to separate darks from lights.*
Bartmanhomer 02-14-06, 07:52 PM	Maybe I should get into the action. *Use Superior Intiative* *Swing his +20 Greatsword at Schitzophrenia_Manifest*
Khael 02-14-06, 08:31 PM	Maybe I should get into the action. *Use Superior Intiative* *Swing his +20 Greatsword at Schitzophrenia_Manifest* Why? I can protect myself. *Casts Shield* Also i ruled colossal housecats don' exist due to being oxymorons unto themselves. Also they were threatening my supremacy - and yes, i can do that, i got promoted again. And i notice a certain cheese man failed to fill out a certain form...DIVINE BLAST!
Wharin 11-20-06, 01:35 PM	Wharin Trueforger The Fatbeard. The Rules-Laywer Demigod (Lawful Good) Portfolio: Rules memorizing, Munchkin-stomping, and soup eating. Domains: Law, Good, Balance Dwarf, Hatred. Holy Symbol: An open book with a picture of an anvil on one side. Alignment: Lawful good. Favored Weapon: Dwarven Axe
forrestfire15 11-20-06, 05:31 PM	FORRESTFIRE15 intermediate deity portfolio: uberly powerful 1st level characters, gelatinous cubes, wyrmling dragons, travel, weather domains: protection, travel, restoration, weather, dragon, storm, death symbol: a gelatinous cube with an airplane, dragon, 1st lv character partially dissolved inside alignment: true neutral favored weapon: bladed gauntlet hearald: advanced celestial half-white dragon gelatinous cube with 20 levels in ninja, fighter, and warlock
Alpha_Moose 11-20-06, 07:34 PM	Alpha_Moose The moose that bit your sister Demigod Portfolio: Magic and Technology Domains: Artifice, Luck, Magic, Trickery Symbol: A platinum disk with a strange sigil on it. Alignment: NG Favored Weapon: Plasma Gatling gun Heralds: Robots, Constructs, and Borg if he can afford them. While a mortal he was an artificer who believed that magic was powerful but contained no understanding of the universes fundamental laws, and believed that one could combine science with the arcane to become all powerful. He augmented his body so much using technology and magic that he eventually attained deity-hood. He appears as a Borg-like creature with arcane runes covering his entire body. He has very few worshipers but an entire armada of spaceships and an army of robots to operate them. He recently is trying to bring back the Spanish Inquisition, but with robots.
JasonOrlandoHawk 11-20-06, 08:12 PM	Jason Orlando Hawk The D20 Guru, The Pastor Intermediate Deity (Lawful Good) Portfolio: Knowledge, Book Collecting, Religious Debate, Fire, Cross-Referencing Domains: Knowledge, Mind, Fire, Trickery, Good, Law, (Gluttony) Symbol: A Mind Flayer in a Priest's Outfit Alignment: Lawful Good Favored Weapon: "The Steel Plated Bible of Death" +3 Axiomatic Ghost Touch Bible of Disruption (Use the base stats of a Club where necessary.) Heralds/Allies: Jason Orlando Hawk is allied with any good or neutral diety of Knowledge or Mind. However, Jason only serves one over-deity "Yahweh." Jason's heralds are typically Ghosts of Loremasters or a Wyrm Red Dragon (who worships the over-deity Yahweh) named Ashereon. Jason Orlando Hawk appears as a young, bachelor Half-Elf. He frequents the mortal realms, and is currently disguised as a pastor of a small country church. Jason is rarely armed, but if pressed to fight, will quickly call on his trusty weapon, the Steel Plated Bible of Death. While Jason is proficient with multiple weapons, he refuses to use blades, even in lethal combat. Jason's power base is built on his sizable collection of magical tomes and books. He considers Book Collecting to be the highest of all hobbies, and has amassed a book collection that is almost equal in value to the cost of his enrollment fees for the Deitihood Program at Western Kentucky University. His collection of tomes allows him to bring considerable magical power to bear, despite his relatively weak frame, earning him a place among the Intermediate Deities. Jason is a quick witted Deity, and he loves any test of wits. His Cleric Trials often require competition in fast paced games of Chess, Risk, or another strategy game of some sort. Jason is feared in local card and strategy game tournaments, and is even rumored to have replaced the little devils and angels that sit on peoples shoulders and try to convince them what to do. (Note: Yes, he replaced them both.) Jason is noted for having one weakness. He, like many who went through the University Deityhood program has developed a strong fondness for the "Fast" Food of the Gods! This has left him weakened, and struggling to retain his former power and proficiency. Jason's clerics pray for their spells at Supper.
Rohano 11-21-06, 08:58 AM	:plotting: Rohano The Weredragon Quasideity (Rank 0) Portfolio: Tempura, Quantum Physics, Genetics, Conjuration, Order, Nature Domains: Law Symbol: None; Rohano refuses to settle on any symbol but allows his followers to invoke him with whatever symbols they choose. Alignment: Lawful Neutral Favored Weapon: When magic and special powers aren't available, an ironshod staff will do. Herald: Rohano drafts numerous individuals for heraldry, including his own father (a paladin of order), grandfather, and numerous avatars representing other gods of nature. Rohano prefers to spend his time creating or discovering new creatures on numerous planes, quite baffled by the infinite size of the planes, allowing limitless possibility but also meaning that all of the known gods are merely a small segment of the ancient and powerful gods that still exist in their own locales on other parts of the planes; Rohano chooses to believe that all of the known gods who are only aware of each other are the "core" gods and beings that make up a tiny community, and that if he travels far enough he will discover more pantheons and entirely different peoples and cultures along with entirely unique laws of reality. Though Rohano supports the causes of several deities, including Antioch (of whom Rohano was at one time a proxy), he'd much rather travel the lands, summoning truckloads of chinese food to please the masses. Many evil and chaotic beings choose to oppose Rohano but he is simply unstoppable - having a god's resources as well as entire planes full of raw magical power allow him to locate and acquire any resource he needs, and makes no excuse for being well-equipped for absolutely any situation. After a long argument with a rival god of chaos, Rohano was forced into the Abyss, sharing a layer with the wicked queen Lloth. In response, the jovial weredragon threw 2.5x10^897568350256546324834723942 scrolls of Flamestrike and accompanying zealous clerics of opposing gods into Lloth's web and teleported away, using divination and create popcorn spells to enjoy the ensuing lightshow which continued to torture the denizens of the Abyss for nearly a millenia. Rohano now wears a stylized copy of the Regalia of Neutrality on occasion while travelling across the planes, just to make other gods stand clear.
Prince Vine 11-21-06, 10:43 AM	Prince Vine The Eclectic Intermediate Deity Portfolio: Cross-breeds, Creatures without deities Domains: Chaos, Community, Creation, Good, Liberation, Madness, Trickery Symbol: A double helix of shifting colors Alignment: Chaotic Good Favored Weapon: Double-bladed sword Heralds: Prince Vine's herald is a Half-Silver dragon sorcerer Prince Vine is the patron deity of creatures too bizarre or rare to have their own deity. Celestial half-golem lycanthrope, check; half-arboreal dragon glimmerfolk, Prince Vine will embrace you. He is known for creating new creatures spontaneously, and encouraging development of unusual talents and interests. His realm has an eclectic assortment of styles of architecture and design styles pulled from all the planes and designed for the comfort of wide variety of worshippers and petitioners. His temples always match the taste of the group that build it. All creatures that flock to his banner are allies, even if their racial background would suggest otherwise.
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DDdreamer 12-01-06, 04:47 AM	DDdreamer The iron mind god of water and games Alignment:NG Symbol:a flaming dice Domains:Trickery,water,good,fire Favored weapon:Twin longswords Herald:A gnome gambler
Slightly_Unscrewed 12-01-06, 08:56 PM	Slightly_Unscrewed Demigod The Improviser, Think-fast, The smiling tactitian Alingment: NG (With CG tendencies) Porfolio:Improvisation, quick thinking. Domains: Creation, Luck, Knowldge Favored Weapon: Improvised weapon Slightly_Unscrewed is the diety of quick thinking, Improvisation, and the impromptu. The Paladin who makes battle plans in the middle of combat, the rogue who jumps out the window using an bedsheet for a parashute, and the mage who uses Decanter's of endless water as impromptu jetpack are all his domain. He suffers no evil among his followers however. Initate clerics are often sent through an obstacle course, and told to use whatever's around them to get through. Temples to Slightly_Unscrewed are rare, as they are often improvised themselves, made out of whatever was handy. Herald: Slightly_Unscrewed has no herald.
CheeseMan 12-02-06, 12:23 AM	CheeseMan Slightly Greater than Lesser God Portfolio: eating spicy foods, hairy feet, doing the robot, david hasselhoff domains: good, animals, luck alignment: NG symbol: the cover of Rush's seminal album 'Moving Pictures' favored weapon: backscratcher herald: that one kobold that actually managed to kill a PC CheeseMan enjoys a nice glass or five of cherry cure moderate wounds kool-aid, and has been known to smite whole villages if someone's praying to him interrupts an episode of Futurama. All of his worshippers (known as the Priests of Syrinx) are inflicted with Otto's Irresistable Dance every hour on the hour for 21 minutes and 12 seconds. He likes pie.
Alpha_Moose 12-02-06, 01:32 PM	Slightly Greater than Lesser God Do you mean intermediate? symbol: the cover of Rush's seminal album 'Moving Pictures' Dear gods, the threat level has been raised!!! (:cookie: for whoever gets that) and has been known to smite whole villages if someone's praying to him interrupts an episode of Futurama. Why my dear friend, the Smite-o-matic 3000 can be programed to smite people in any given situation! You won't even have to lift a finger! Not every situation can be programed.
CheeseMan 12-02-06, 03:07 PM	Blackwatch Plaid!!
Alpha_Moose 12-02-06, 04:34 PM	Blackwatch Plaid!! You get a cookie for lowering the threat level. Now let's go look at those security cameras (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LcdHfn-zyY&mode=related&search=).
Defensor_Vindex 03-24-07, 05:44 PM	Defensor Vindex Greater Deity Symbol: Electrified Fist in front of a Dragon Icon Home Plane: Earthrealm Alignment: Lawful Neutral Portfolio: War, Thunder and Lightning, Disasters, Protection, Martial Arts Worshippers: Monks, Soldiers Domains: Storm, Protection, War Favored Weapon: Electrical Blast, Lawful Fists Defensor Vindex was once a mortal warrior of unsurpassed skill, who seeked to test his might at a tournament of extraplanar proportions. On the night before the tournament, he was meditating on the roof of the sacred sky tower and was struck by lightning. The energy coursed though him, but he felt no pain. In the tournament the next day, he succeded in defeating each and every competitor with his fists sheathed in electricity. Upon grasping the trophy, he was teleported into the sanctum of the elder gods and was granted godhood. He now protects earthrealm from any otherworldly threats.
TimelordSimone 03-25-07, 08:21 PM	TimelordSimone Demigod The Watcher, He who is too much off a wuss to get involved Portfolio: Knowledge, Cowardice, Knowing too much for your own damn good. Alignment: Neutral Neutral Domains: Knowledge, Protection, Planning Symbol: A small grey book, with a pink eye on the cover. Favoured Weapon: Rusty pitchfork launcher TimelordSimone promotes no special agenda in the world, except to get involved as little as possible. If you don't do anything, you can't possibly make it worse. His temples are scarce, as his worshippers try to exert as little influence on the world as possible. In fact, most people would probably not be aware of his ascension. Stricken with an obsessive paranoia, TimelordSimone constantly plans, yet very rarely executes. He fears rejection. His clerics generally do not wear any special clerical garb, and usually go about their everyday lives as if they were not clerics. A few however, seek to cure their deity of his obsessive paranoia, and actively work for his personal future. (A few are even working on a way to 'turn' some of the hotter male deities).
mikeloop86 03-25-07, 11:23 PM	Mehiik'luup Haatsix Vestige (Ex-Intermediate God) The Tigerlord, Scorpion, Ice Baron, Firewarden, Undecider Portfolio: Passion and Apathy, Ice and Fire, Tigers and Scorpions, Alignment: True Neutral Domains: Fire, Cold, Animal, Passion, Law Symbol: A Tiger and a Scorpion, encircling each other like a Yin-Yang Favoured Weapon: a shortsword Mehiik'luup started out as a mortal, a warlock by the name of Mehike Loop, on the planet of Qaf'Emag. He was one of five generals who lead a charge against a vicious troll menace known as Rotemsoc, in the War of the Eternal Flame. The creature was immune to flame and sword alike, and many believed it had somehow had attained the backing of the Primordial deities, the Doms. By the end, many were left shattered and Mehike went into seclusion. As a hermit, Mehike focused his studies more into the planes, and eventually found himself traveling between the Astral Plane, the Plane of Fire, the Plane of Ice, and finally Limbo. In his planar travels, Mehike struggled with concepts of duality and choosing a side. In the final days of his mortal life, mad with confusion over what he should align himself with, he committed himself to a suicidal ritual. With the help of cohorts and followers, attempted to infuse himself with the plane of Limbo itself. The Githzerai had a problem with this. An entire tribe sought to interrupt the ritual, yet found themselves the accidental components and Mehike's ascent. The organized calculating minds of hundreds of Githzerai monks and psions fuzed and the chaos of limbo itself fuzed into the Warlock's being, and for a second in the realm, there was silence. Then chaos returned, but Mehike was gone. As a god, Mehike went out and and etched out his own following on Qaf'emag. However, for all his power, his teahcings countered themselves too much for most, and soon found himself without a follower. Rather than just fade off from existance, or wait for an ambitious demigod to slay him, Mehiik'luup the God willed himself outside of reality. He now is a Vestige who, when called, takes the form of a Tauric Rakshasa/Large Monstrous Scorpion.
RealSorceror 06-04-07, 04:05 PM	Real Sorceror just can't choose one deity, so..... Dotrak "Thundercleese" the Great Engine. Demigod Alignment: True Nuetral (favors lawful nuetral) Typical Worshipers: Warforged, sentient kitchen appliances, and mecha fanboys. Portfolio: Over the top machoness, speaking in loud monotone, destroying minor annoyances, and giving mundane objects ridiculous names. Domains: Cities, Engines, Knowledge Holy Symbol: A silver gear. Favored Weapon: The Sword of Slaughter, The Cannon of Fear, The Missiles of Unmentionable Terror, and The Battle Sphere of Doom! Thundercleese, being a cold, emotionless, genderless machine, enjoys being large and in charge, but mostly he enjoys waving hid arms around and bellowing catch-phrases. The Big Guy hates Slaadi and bunnies with a passion untold (or at least he would, if he weren't a cold and emotionless machine). He is currently competing for largest sentient being, and since he is 9 or 10 times bigger than Collossal+, his chances of winning are lookin' pretty good. Thundercleese is credited with inventing railroads, mini-fridges, and the toaster oven. Hatsukanezumi "Rat Lord" Chan Quasi-Deity Alignment: True Nuetral (favors good) Typical Worshipers: Nezumi, Lycanthropes, and the hamster people of the Elemental Plane of Cuddly Things. Portfolio: Scittering, Chittering, Squeaking, and Rodents Domains: Vermin, Nature Holy Symbol: The L5R Ratling symbol Favored Weapon: Nibble Attack Rat Lord is the up and coming god of rodents. For too long rodent people everywhere just haven't had a god they could look up to (especially since Cat Lord keeps eating all the candidates). And so, Rat Lord has arison to guide his rat allies to victory over their many oppressors (hawks, house cats, owls, eagles, pythons, vipers, large frogs, falcons, weasals, badgers, the occasional fish, tarantulas, carnivorous vegetation, small dogs, large dogs, scorpians, foxes, etc). Rat Lord's favorite tactic is to create a Hivemind of unnecessary bigness, casting Crown of Vermin, and then seeing where things go from there.
TurnCloak_Kobold 06-04-07, 07:25 PM	The Big Guy hates Slaadi and bunnies with a passion untold Hatsukanezumi "Rat Lord" Chan Quasi-Deity Alignment: True Nuetral (favors good) Typical Worshipers: Nezumi, Lycanthropes, and the hamster people of the Elemental Plane of Cuddly Things. Portfolio: Scittering, Chittering, Squeaking, and Rodents Domains: Vermin, Nature Holy Symbol: The L5R Ratling symbol Favored Weapon: Nibble Attack Rat Lord is the up and coming god of rodents. For too long rodent people everywhere just haven't had a god they could look up to (especially since Cat Lord keeps eating all the candidates). And so, Rat Lord has arison to guide his rat allies to victory over their many oppressors (hawks, house cats, owls, eagles, pythons, vipers, large frogs, falcons, weasals, badgers, the occasional fish, tarantulas, carnivorous vegetation, small dogs, large dogs, scorpians, foxes, etc). Rat Lord's favorite tactic is to create a Hivemind of unnecessary bigness, casting Crown of Vermin, and then seeing where things go from there. first off, i am so that bunny, he dosent hate any other bunnies, just me.......>.> a matter of fact, i wonder if i can dig up the thundercleese huggin a bunny picture i took once. and secondly, i never realized just how tuff it was for rat lord, who is possibly one of the awesomest under apreciated dieties ever, just to go about living, i keep getting this awesome mental picture of a griffon swoping down and grabbing him in his hybrid form, and watching as he chitters off into the sunset. i will go ahead and post cain or bo, probably bo, later, him and all his awesome bunnyness
TurnCloak_Kobold 06-04-07, 08:36 PM	Name: Tran Ky Bo "call me Bo" Demigod Chaotic Neutral ((preference towards chaos, or at least good card players.)) Typical worshipers: ex-monks, gamblers, hegenkai (hares) Portfolio: card games, gambling and shinies. Domains: travel, hegenkai, luck holy symbol: L5R hare clan symbol with a pair of dice on a necklace about its neck. favored weapons: speed itself, quirky comments, and dwarvin hamer fist. an ex-monk and a gambler, Bo learned his many quirks from practically being raised by dwarfs. his best friend was his mentors son, Jr. "now god of strength". growing up with a dwarf as a practical brother leads to a life of tough wake up calls...AKA headbutts in the morning to say hullo. he has surpassed his mentor in jumping ability, but would never be caught dead showing off this talent. he has since become fast enough as a diety to do collision damage ((see D20 modern. i am actually disapointed, the table they provide dosent go far enough as i move faster than just about any vehical, space ships aside, so we have decided, much to my disapointment, that for now he only does an extra 8D8 points of damage after moving, much like the scouts skirmish ability, but without the drawbacks like some critters being imune, aka constructs plants and undead.)) with each of his swings, as a certain loveable city mech god has found out. armed with ten imovable rods or so his technique is to constantly move. while he might not do as much damage in the short run, his hit and run tactics leave little to be desired. in a flat out sprint he can nearly reach a mile in six seconds ((will be closer after a few more tweaks.)) but is somewhere in the nearborhood of 5200 feet. with a single move action of the non sprinting sort, he can out run the city god, which dosent put him out of range of the city killers ((giant cannons)) but as said earlier, growing up with the new god of strength has its advantages. ((*cough* 80 damage reduction over naught. *cough*)) he hopes to prove himself to his mentor with each passing day, but of coarse he would never let angus know this, so he goes about bumbling along, acting much more imature than he should in the hopes that one day he will be worthy and he can drop the facade.
Dwarven_Fighter_DR20 06-06-07, 03:36 PM	Angus The Butcher of Baator Greater Deity Portfolio: Dwarves, Earth, Fire, Glory, Jumping, Strategy, War, and Wealth Domains: Earth, Fire, Glory, Travel, and War Symbol: A horned helmet over a greataxe Alignment: Chaotic Good Favored Weapons: Dwarven Waraxe, Greataxe, Heavy Mace, and Horned Helmet Angus is an epic hero who earned his way into the ranks of divinity. As a mortal Dwarf, Angus was constantly tormented by the reigning god of Dwarves. The little adventurer could not understand why he was abused for upholding the tenets of his race. After years of mistreatment by the gods, he vowed vengence against them. Eventually he earned divine spark by defeating an evil six-armed monk demigod. Soon after his ascension he entered Kord's planar tournament on Ysgard. He was the first, and only, champion of these short lived contests.Soon, he discovered that an archfiend had taken the guise of the Dwarven God to torment Angus. He then embarked on his campaign into the layers of hell. He still wears an artifact called the "Coat of Mammon"; a grisly trophy crafted from the arch fiend's scaly pelt. He is known for destroying the Giant deities Surtur and Thrym, as well as destroying the titans of fire and earth during the battle of Ragnarok. In Ragnarok's wake, Angus has become the patron god of Dwarves, Fire, and Earth. He lives in his personal demiplane with his wife, Lady Kakita Mitsuko- an astral deva goddess of pleasure, joy, beauty,storms, and love. Lady Mitsuko was recently crowned Miss Multiverse, and is the mother of Angus' six children. Angus has since taken up the role of leader in the pantheon- while still training his son, Junior, and his hare hengeyokai disciple Bo.
zzakk2to2 06-08-07, 12:19 PM	Name: ZAK greater go True Chaotic Typical worshipers: sorcerers and people who use their imagination Portfolio: imagination, chaos, thinking Domains: chaos, creation, madness, magic, luck holy symbol: http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p122/zak2to2/ZAKsymbol.jpg is a undefinable thing of pure chaos. it is normaly found when trying to not drive people insane in the form of a small boy. will do anything as his whims take him no matter what.
Evil DM Mk3 06-08-07, 12:32 PM	Name:Evil DM Mk3 Intermediate diety Lawful Evil Worshipers: Many and varied, but many do not realise it. Clrgy infiltrate other faiths. Portfolio: Unexpected twists, maddening plots, belevable villains. Domains: Evil, Madness, Darkness, Luck Holy symbol: A d20 on a natural 1 Oh you clever schemer you.
Mai_ariti 06-09-07, 12:55 PM	Mai_ariti Lesser Deity Lawful Evil Portfolio: Sarcasm, Puns, Arrogance, and Absurdly Hard Math Problems Worshipers: Angry Nerds, Math Majors, and Anyone-Who-Hates-it-When-the-Right-Comeback-Comes-to-You-5-Hours-Later. Domains: Law, Evil, Mind and Tyranny(some day the Nerds will rule all) Holy Symbol: A pocket-protector with Pi engraved on it. Favored Weapon: Razor-sharp Wit
Dex 06-12-07, 08:26 AM	Name: Dex Greater God True Neutral Typical worshipers: Rogues, belly dancers, anyone with high DEX. Portfolio: Dexterity, Speed, Celerity Domains: Travel, Celerity, Balance Holy symbol: A ball of Play-Doh Favored weapons: The Ribbon Blade, Silken Pike, Whip (any type) or bladed chain. Dex is a god of speed, accuracy, flexibility and joint dislocations. He was the one who originally bestowed everyone with DEX scores, so they could move, whereas before they were rigid, like rocks or statues. His major supporter and ally is Xan Yae, and he has a large base of worship in rogues, elves, catfolk, Githzerai and dancers, among others. He has a set of gloves which are rumored to have the highest enchantment bonus to dexterity, ever, and that all Gloves of Dexterity are mere copies of these. His weapon is a single thread of quicksilver not more than a millimeter or two wide, sharpened to an impossible edge. When he appears to morals, he doesn't so much as move as flow, and with such speed that only the keenest eyes may notice him, even among the other gods. His services involve much belly-dancing and stretching, and the cat is his favourite animal. His home plane is the Astral Plane, though he has a small retreat in Pandemonium.
Zilred 07-27-07, 06:09 PM	Note: My username's namesake is actually that of a homebrewed god I was developing at the time. So I figured I'll post that god. Name: Zilred Titles: the corruptor, the god of fate, the dragon god of evil Divine Rank: Demigod and Lesser Deity (split essences on two material planes) Alignment: LE Portfolio: intrigue, scheming, expansionism Domains: Fate, Evil, Secrets, Corruption Worshippers: ambitious schemers, decievers, the power-hungry, powerful people with exploitable vices (the latter are usually led on with promises that will ...eventually be fulfilled) Holy Symbol: An elongated copper dragon wrapped around a gold orb with subtle draconic runes Favored Weapon: claw or dagger Zilred as a mortal dragon was gifted with the wyrm's tongue. Everything he said was believed and all who heard him became easily persuaded. With his power, he would pit nations of people against each other to fight for his own amusement, and eventually in his name. As his influence grew, the mighty nations of the world took notice. The brash, militaristic nation of Arvend, which would not be slowed by politics, led the invasion of Zilred's homelands, and cut his supporters from him. Zilred himself fought in a great showdown with the armies of Arvend, led by an avatar of Kali. Though he knew his defeat was imminent, he issued three final "curses" with his wyrm's tongue before his body was rent asunder. In the millenia that followed, Zilred re-awoke as a divine entity. His curses' wording combined with his wrym's tongue set the curses in the minds of the people for generations, which made them fulfill themselves. With the nation of Arvend now long since shattered, Zilred was now the subject of worship by the few that remembered him, and he was hailed as having the power of fate itself. This had strange consequences for the new god, for though he no longer had the wyrm's tongue, anything he said, be it a lie or even contradictory, would eventually come to pass on any world influenced by him. His only limitation was that he could not use this power of fate on himself, thus he would have to choose his words carefully so that the events he set into motion would ultimately benefit him. Zilred's power base was stagnant however. The tales of his evil had not faded from the minds of the people, and his faith was one of secrecy and deception, and slow to gain followers. Thus, he desired a new face, a new aspect, that would help him grow. So he cast his essence to the cosmos to that end. To corrupt a god for his own use.
zook1shoe666 07-28-07, 02:15 PM	Zook1shoe Gnome Demigod Chaotic Neutral (with Lawful Evil tendencies) Portfolio: Arcane spellcasting, min-maxing Typical worshipers: Arcane spellcasters Domains: Chaos, Magic, Mind, Strength Favored weapons: The moon (hurled at someone for 20,000,000,000d6 damage) As a true min-maxer, Zook1shoe have created some crazy s**t. A hulking hurler that can throw the moon for 20,000,000,000d6 damage or a freak with a bite attack that deals 5 different types of poison. He has always loved his arcane spellcasters, WIZARDS ALL THE WAY!!!!!!! Since sorcerers suck and bards suck more!
Wall 07-31-07, 11:05 AM	Wall The Protector, The Exploiter, The Cuddly, Your God is a Piece of Architecture? (Title outside clergy) Intermediate Deity Neutral Good Portfolio: 'Sploiting, Victory, Protection Typical Worshipers: Religious folk, Those wanting an edge in competitions, People who love untested home-brews Domains: Good, Protection, Liberation, War (Earth, Metal) Prayers: Wall doesn't like being prayed to. It doesn't really matter though, as the deity will answer anyway, often times personally. Prayers usually take the form of a hardly-indirect wish ("If only I was a little stronger, hint hint!") or to the tune of of some Smashing Pumpkins or Marilyn Manson song or another. Wall has yet to figure out why. Heralds and Allies: Wall sends an Intelligent +5 F-117A Nighthawk that has additional reverse-engineered alien technology and 10 levels of Ninja Spy (Oriental Adventures). His allies include space marines, megadeuses, and anything with the word "Malaysian" in the title. Rites: Anyone can get into the clergy if they ask, but the clergy follows a "three-strikes" rule. Actual cleric training is a bit stricter, although the "secret test" remains just that. Relics: Coat of Silver, Adamantine Malaysian Wrestling Beetle As an additional note, "the 'Sploiter" is a title used by his enemies, who just don't understand how he keeps winning.
setekh 07-31-07, 10:13 PM	Name: Asthaloth Titles: The Entropic, The Uncaring, The devourer. Divine Rank: Intermediate deity (14) Alignment: C/E Portfolio: Entropy, Death, time, Decay Domains: Entropy, Time, Death, Pestilence Worshippers: Those who believe in the overwhelming power of entropy, those who wish to supplicate death and decay itself. Most of Asthaloths power is not drawn from worshipers, but from him being the very personification of Entropy and Decay. While providing far less power than actual worshipers, his powerbase is near infinite. Holy Symbol: Eight pointed star curving in on itself. Favored Weapon: Great sword. Heralds and allies: Demons (Vrock, Mariliths or molydeus') and Entropic reapers. Driven to insanity by the betrayal of those he once considered allies, the once neutral Deity Asthaloth, has come to realise that all life is a stain upon existance, and that Entropy needs a helping hand in bringing everything back to the void.