1,000,001 Things To Do With Sovereign Glue [Archive] - Wizards Community

1,000,001 Things To Do With Sovereign Glue [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Elvez4ever
05-31-06, 10:34 PM I've decided that Sovereign Glue is one of the most versitile magic items created. There's just so much you can do with it! Glue people's weapons/items to their armor and watch the fun! I wanted to see just how many things people could come up with. Strange or practical, post it here!
Snommelp
05-31-06, 10:40 PM 1) Facing an evil wizard? Send the rogue in at night and glue his spellbook shut!

2) Glue a troll's mouth shut and let it starve to death (it should only take an hour or so)

3) Put glue on the saddle of the paladin's mount
Elvez4ever
05-31-06, 11:20 PM 4) Always failing your swimming checks? Glue an air bladder to your armor...
Bluehero
06-01-06, 12:57 AM 5) To disable casters, glue hands together (or even mouth) to prevent casting.

6) Glue an archers arrows into his quiver
Kadasbrass
06-01-06, 01:44 AM 7) Glue toilet paper to the great red wyrm's right hind leg. Don't never tell me we'll never find the dragon's hoard again!
Stormydoom
06-01-06, 01:56 AM 8) When the bard's singing gets annoying, glue his mouth shut. That should shut him up :D
anki
06-01-06, 02:36 AM 9)Glue a Drow and an Elf together!Even if the Drow kills the Elf he will still have to drag the dead Elf around(hmm...Trophy?)

10)Glue a Dwarfs beard to his an Elf!Guess which end gets cut off... :evillaugh

11)Glue a dragons mouth shut and tickle him...
Silverthumb128
06-01-06, 04:02 AM 8) When the bard's singing gets annoying, glue his mouth shut. That should shut him up :D

12) Sovereign Peanut Butter!
Stormydoom
06-01-06, 07:12 AM 13)Good old sovereign glue on the spyglass trick
14)Cursed gloves/ring/other item with sovereign glue lining the inside
15)Glue a sword, while inside a scabbard
16)Sovereign glue a 5ft area for a quick floor trap
17)Soverign glue a door handle for a fun trap
18)Glue a door in place
Kraleck
06-01-06, 07:56 AM 19. Sov. Glue everything valuable in a dungeon down, watch players' frustration.
20. Building a model dragon skeleton for the bored wizard/sorcerer.
21. (for a dragon) Applying different colored scales to yourself to confuse adventurers.
22. Glue a beholder's central eye shut.
23. Makeshift weapon repairs.
24. Makeshift double weapon.
25. Glue a sleeping ettin's heads together (facing one way), then you and your buddy run to opposite sides of it, scream, and see which head is the dominant thinking head.
26. Humiliating ceiling tile mosaic for BBEG's lair (could spell out an insult, or a compromising picture such as the BBEG helping an old lady cross the street or giving a puppy to a small child).
Novacat
06-01-06, 10:02 AM 27. Glue the flatulent dwarf's butt closed.
Tristan
06-01-06, 01:49 PM Im all for getting the last laugh when the dragon swallows you whole, of glueing his mouth shut

apparently, you can use it to glue nobles and their guards in humiliating naked positions for people to come across with it. I learned this when playing with a group of young adults who's evil charactes I plan killing if they give me a reason.

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qbogle
06-01-06, 02:39 PM 28. Attaching a halfling to your shield to confuse your enemies, or ..... make them target you faster....

29. The old upside down room trick!!!!!
Mad_Hamish
06-01-06, 05:44 PM 30. glue the wizard/sorcerer's familar to him

31. glue multiple alchemists fire together for a big boom

32. put glue on the stirrups of a party member's horse

33. glue your buddy's finger to his head
Bruunwald
06-01-06, 06:00 PM 34. Better than any chastity belt - ever!
Bob_The_Wizard
06-01-06, 07:46 PM 35: Soverign glue a Decanter of Endless Water (or a Decanter of Endless Ale!) to the BBEG's mouth and speak the command word for 'Geyser'
Rudi_Schteppen
06-01-06, 07:54 PM Yes, I like the idea of using glue to make sure they stay up at night, attempting to get OUT of the odd positions you put them in while they were sleeping.

But here's my favorite: Glue a bunch of flasks of Oil of Impact to the target. PLease note that the target is A) unconscious and B) ticklish. Not what you do is glue a feather to the end of a quarterstaff and proceed to tickle them until they wake up. You can also put them in an awkward position like balancing on top of a quarterstaff, then waking them up. Just use a spell to hold him in place till he wakes up... then BOOM!
Chaotis
06-01-06, 07:59 PM 36: Sov. glue the spellbook to the familiar.
37: After doing 36, glue the spellbook to the wizard :D .
38: Glue the top of the decanter of endless water, and speak the Geyser command word. Pressure builds up until:
BOOOOOOOOM!
39: Glue a Blink dog and a Displacer beast together :eek: .
40: Need to uproot a tree? Glue a raging barbarian to it!
41: Glue the Lich's phylactery to a cannonball, and fire.
TalRave
06-01-06, 09:30 PM 42 - Glue a bunch of silver pieces to the end of any blunt weapon. Instant Anti-Lycanthrope Maul.
Waterhammer
06-02-06, 12:36 AM This is kind of contra to the thread so I'll post no number. One thing sovereign glue is not good for: Fixing the radiator of a '68 Wagoneer. You gotta take it to Earl.
Lord_Bahamut
06-02-06, 01:14 AM How 'bout these?

43) Sov. Glue the Tarrasque's mouth and nostrils closed.

44)Glue a hundred weakened necklace of fireballs type VII (they explode when explosed to any fire damage) together and place it in the villians castle. BOOM!!!!! (around 10,200 points of fire damage. Can anyone say NUKE?) :D

45)Glue an odopi's hands together.

46)Glue someone's face to the cookpot.
Kadasbrass
06-02-06, 02:00 AM 47) Glue a Kobold onto the face of the Tarrasque, but above the mouth in between the eyes so it is always staring at it...
Blades_of_Fury
06-02-06, 07:04 AM 48) See what hapens when the dragon with its mouth glued shut tries to ues its breath weapon
Elvez4ever
06-02-06, 12:00 PM I'm impressed! all these ar quite good! The Fireball necklaces would acctually be pretty cool. You could like vaporize entire towns with enough of them. lol. "Waiter, my steak seems to be overcooked...."
Wharin
06-02-06, 05:34 PM 49) Instant Anti-Grav Machine: Buttered Toast glued to a cats back... and watch the chaos ensue
Brand_X
06-04-06, 12:18 PM 50) Glue Yourself to a Balor's Arm - Permanent Grapple - A bard did this in our campaign and became a shield for the Balor.
Chaotis
06-04-06, 12:41 PM 51: Glue a Lavawight to a Winterwight :eek: .
52: Glue an illithid's tentacles together.
53: Glue a Displacer beast's tentacles together.
54: Glue the tarrasque's eyelids shut, release in a necropolis :D .
55: Glue a Bottle of air to anyone's mouth. Depending on DM discretion, subject may:
A) Blow up like a balloon.
B) Never have to worry about suffocation again. But they'll starve.
56: Glue 2 dog's tails together. Watch as they run in a circle.
57: Glue a Balor to a Pit Fiend.
58: Even better: Glue Asmodeus to Orcus!
59: Glue any awakened construct to its creator. Why not?
60: Glue a Demilich's soul gems + phylactery to the Tarrasque's teeth.
Falido
06-04-06, 01:13 PM 61) Give it to a stupid friend (int 6 for example) and tell him its hair Gel!

I did this last Friday haha
Watchdog_of_Hades
06-04-06, 01:31 PM #1-61 (about): Glue one amazingly powerful thing to another. Don't ask me how, just do it!

Uh huh.

62) Improved tanglefoot bag.

63) Glue shut a door.

64) Glue a pair of ring gates together, "in" side to "in" side. You then either have an impenetrable barrier or something that will shove the first half of anything that goes through into the back half. Owch. Either way, nothing can get through. Not even Magic Missiles, since you can just put this in the way, and since the gates are rings, the Missiles can pass through, so they try, and... reflect? Dunno. Interesting problem.
DragonRg6
06-04-06, 02:19 PM Glue several decanters of endless water to several seagulls, release, bellow command word for the stream effect.

"Instant" water-world.
speeblefreak
06-04-06, 04:16 PM 35: Soverign glue a Decanter of Endless Water (or a Decanter of Endless Ale!) to the BBEG's mouth and speak the command word for 'Geyser'
I'll expect royalties, you know. :D

66. Create a Decanter of Endless Sovereign Glue and commence your reign of sticky terror! If anybody dares to question your orders...GLUE 'EM! If a town rebels against you...GLUE 'EM!

67. Glue a xag-ya to a xeg-yi, making sure to use enough glue such that they don't actually touch.

68. As 35, but first glue shut all of the BBEG's orifices, glue armor plates to the BBEG so that its body is 100% covered, and glue the armor plates to each other at the same time.
Stardrake
06-04-06, 08:22 PM 69] Pour it on the road to make a road-runner trap (that, oddly enough, only works on coyotes....)
big_bluto
06-05-06, 08:26 AM I had an ego-maniac gnome with a 'warped' sense of humour, who loved glue for occasions such as these.
His favourite was;

70) Glueing the party dwarf warriors beer tankard to his helmet (as often as it was removed)

Others included:

71) Glueing every dead orc, goblin, hobgoblin, etc to the battle wagon
72) Glueing the lich lords feet to the floor (didn't work, but was worth a try)
73) Glueing a huge poster on the side of the wagon that said not very nice things about the aforementioned lich-lord
74) Glueing prisoners hands together, one arm behind, one in front, and joined between their knees, making them do the 'elephant shuffle'
75) Putting glue on the handles of tankards and glasses before leaving the bar
76) Putting glue on the inside handle of the rude shopkeepers door, and then walking out and leaving it open as an insult (frequently trapping the shopkeeper inside to the doorhandle!)

Ahhhh......Kelukin, you were such a fun character to play! :weep:
Weaponbreaker
06-05-06, 09:20 AM 77. Glue the drawbrige open.
78. If time permits glue the dragons hoard into interesting 3900 copper piece statues because you have no way to remove 800 pounds of coin.
79. Glue inside the helmet
Lord_Bahamut
06-06-06, 02:04 AM 80) a potion of Sov. Glue

81) Use it as a grenade-like weapon

Yes, I actually did the necklace fo firballs thing in a campaign. My sorc character spent waaaaay to much xp crafting most of the necklaces, then I got fed up and just bought them. We were at this big floating castle, at the very center, and were fighting the BBEG great wyrm shadow dragon. I tossed my "bomb" on the ground and used mass teleport to take me an my buds away, cast delayed fireball then watched the beautiful explosion :D
techhunter
06-06-06, 02:29 AM 82. glue one end of a very thick chain to very hvy object then glue the other end to a dragon or giant. Caveat: We did this one campaign where we were trying to keep a Bronze dragon from escaping by using above trick....unfortunetly we glued one end to a lrg ship and much to our surprise the dragon started to tow the ship onto dry land and did so for a least 60 miles before the chain burst apart (i.e one the links gave out).
shruggar
06-06-06, 10:49 AM I refuse to number this, on moral grounds!

I'd say the ring gates thing would just cause the missile to take a round-about path towards behaving normally (in one side, out the other's other, in the first's other, and out the other's in.. straight line)

I have mentioned this before:
Personally I'd like to glue a portable hole to something flexible so it's always "Open"
Bonus points: Animate the object you're glueing it to
Extra bonus points: Attach the telekenisis (or at least Unseen servant) spell to the result
Extra Extra bonus points: Fill the hole with pillows and ride around in it
Instant Win: Take the result as an Item Familiar.
E. Ravenwood
06-06-06, 07:54 PM #84. American Pie II anyone :D
Watchdog_of_Hades
06-06-06, 09:29 PM How does riding around in a portable hole familiar make you win?
Vasquine_DeTsar
06-06-06, 10:58 PM I don't know, but it sounds very convincing. :)
Gnome_Dragon_Disciple
06-07-06, 01:49 AM 85: Get several thousand gold pieces, use Time Stop and sovreign glue to tile the poorest street in town with the gold. Coat the top and sides of the gold with the glue.

86: Glue the stone to the trebuchet sling for instand self-destruction of a siege engine.

87: Apply sovreign glue to the button-end of an Immovable Rod, making sure to get it on the button itself as well as the part of the rod around the button. If someone gives you problems, make your touch attack to make your problem a little less problematic.

88: As 87, but for small-creature nuissances, pick them up and then poke them on the top of their head with their feet dangling 2' off the ground.
Kraleck
06-07-06, 09:48 AM 89. Glue a Beholder to a headless Construct/Undead. Now you have a "Cycloptic Medusa" (in appearance only).
90. Glue your ally's room as the previous "upside-down room" post, only on the walls as well. Funnier if you glue the bed to the ceiling and secure the sheets to the bed while s/he sleeps then yell "fire"/"they are stealing our stuff"/the name of a creature that they fear/have as a favored enemy/hate.
RavenDrake
06-13-06, 05:15 PM 91. Soverign glue a -2 Backbiter lance to the Knight (Damn kender)
92. Soverign glue the lid of the only vial of Universal Solvent you have shut. (Damn, damn kender).
Whisper_Swiftblade
06-13-06, 05:34 PM 93) glue a "kick me" sign to the back of someones head
Victor_Phoenix
06-13-06, 06:04 PM 94) Glue an Instant Fortress Cube to the inside of a frenzied berserker�s helmet. So you can stop his rage once all the monsters are dead.
95) Glue a dragon claw to the tip of a 10ft pole for instant spear
96) Glue a wonderfully Halfling prepared Spiced Roast Chicken to anything while fighting staving winter wolves {this requires a Halfling with Craft cooking or Perform Iron Chef}
97) Glue 60+ spiders together to create and Aberration
98) Glue Thunderstones to the annoying tumbling rogue whom likes to be sneaky
99) Spread Glue on the outside of a blanket and cast invisibility on the blanket for a devious yet simple trap
100) Glue 4 Gelatinous Cubes together to make a bigger Gelatinous Cube
101) Glue the Latrine seats in the Castle
102) Glue a Adamantine Helmet to your head before fighting Illithids
103) Mix Glue with all the ink vials in a Wizards or Bard College
104) Glue a flying carpet to a fish
105) Glue a Portable hole to another portable for the most expensive useless item
106) Glue Boots of Spider climbing to your hands and save 500 gold
CryoSilver
06-13-06, 06:22 PM 107: Glue-coated chicken in Glove of Storing = grapple fun
somethings90
06-13-06, 06:54 PM Sovereign Glue sets in one round so a lot of this won't work.
Victor_Phoenix
06-13-06, 06:58 PM The uses of Sovereign Glue are part of D&D quantum physics therefore not subsequent to any written rule. :uh-huh:
Tobus Neth
06-13-06, 07:33 PM Sovereign glue is made of people......
DarkKestral
06-13-06, 11:14 PM Glue a Gnome and a Kender to both ends of a rope, and use them as an improvised bola-type weapon. As the weapon is ammunition, they also disappear after they're used, benefiting the party heavily.
Pei-Pe
06-14-06, 12:21 AM 107. Glue the ship's anchor to the deck
108. Glue the Dwarf's tankard shut
109. Glue the bar'd lute strings to the fret board.
110. Glue a good sized pebble to the inside of the paladin's boot
111. Glue a diamond to a bar table.
(Bonus points if it's actually a transmuted black pudding)
112. Glue the gem for Trap the Soul to said bar table.
113. Glue Kender to BBEG for fitting punishment
114. Glue Fighter's whetstone to their sword
115. Glue the ranger's compass 15 degrees to the west
116. Glue a darf's beard to his tankard to save him time.
117. Glue the Paladin's armor together while they sleep.
118. Glue one hoof of each of the Sherrif's horses to the road.
119. Glue the BBEG's portcullis shut when you first visit
120. Glue the party wagon wheels to the ruts
121. Glue the monk's fist to their forehead and watch them learn to improvise.
122. Glue a sling stone into the pouch of the druid's sling.
Silverthumb128
06-14-06, 03:50 AM 123. Magical Beasts for Dummies:
"I made a pigeon-rat." :D

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Elvez4ever 05-31-06, 10:34 PM	I've decided that Sovereign Glue is one of the most versitile magic items created. There's just so much you can do with it! Glue people's weapons/items to their armor and watch the fun! I wanted to see just how many things people could come up with. Strange or practical, post it here!
Snommelp 05-31-06, 10:40 PM	1) Facing an evil wizard? Send the rogue in at night and glue his spellbook shut! 2) Glue a troll's mouth shut and let it starve to death (it should only take an hour or so) 3) Put glue on the saddle of the paladin's mount
Elvez4ever 05-31-06, 11:20 PM	4) Always failing your swimming checks? Glue an air bladder to your armor...
Bluehero 06-01-06, 12:57 AM	5) To disable casters, glue hands together (or even mouth) to prevent casting. 6) Glue an archers arrows into his quiver
Kadasbrass 06-01-06, 01:44 AM	7) Glue toilet paper to the great red wyrm's right hind leg. Don't never tell me we'll never find the dragon's hoard again!
Stormydoom 06-01-06, 01:56 AM	8) When the bard's singing gets annoying, glue his mouth shut. That should shut him up :D
anki 06-01-06, 02:36 AM	9)Glue a Drow and an Elf together!Even if the Drow kills the Elf he will still have to drag the dead Elf around(hmm...Trophy?) 10)Glue a Dwarfs beard to his an Elf!Guess which end gets cut off... :evillaugh 11)Glue a dragons mouth shut and tickle him...
Silverthumb128 06-01-06, 04:02 AM	8) When the bard's singing gets annoying, glue his mouth shut. That should shut him up :D 12) Sovereign Peanut Butter!
Stormydoom 06-01-06, 07:12 AM	13)Good old sovereign glue on the spyglass trick 14)Cursed gloves/ring/other item with sovereign glue lining the inside 15)Glue a sword, while inside a scabbard 16)Sovereign glue a 5ft area for a quick floor trap 17)Soverign glue a door handle for a fun trap 18)Glue a door in place
Kraleck 06-01-06, 07:56 AM	19. Sov. Glue everything valuable in a dungeon down, watch players' frustration. 20. Building a model dragon skeleton for the bored wizard/sorcerer. 21. (for a dragon) Applying different colored scales to yourself to confuse adventurers. 22. Glue a beholder's central eye shut. 23. Makeshift weapon repairs. 24. Makeshift double weapon. 25. Glue a sleeping ettin's heads together (facing one way), then you and your buddy run to opposite sides of it, scream, and see which head is the dominant thinking head. 26. Humiliating ceiling tile mosaic for BBEG's lair (could spell out an insult, or a compromising picture such as the BBEG helping an old lady cross the street or giving a puppy to a small child).
Novacat 06-01-06, 10:02 AM	27. Glue the flatulent dwarf's butt closed.
Tristan 06-01-06, 01:49 PM	Im all for getting the last laugh when the dragon swallows you whole, of glueing his mouth shut apparently, you can use it to glue nobles and their guards in humiliating naked positions for people to come across with it. I learned this when playing with a group of young adults who's evil charactes I plan killing if they give me a reason. w t f
qbogle 06-01-06, 02:39 PM	28. Attaching a halfling to your shield to confuse your enemies, or ..... make them target you faster.... 29. The old upside down room trick!!!!!
Mad_Hamish 06-01-06, 05:44 PM	30. glue the wizard/sorcerer's familar to him 31. glue multiple alchemists fire together for a big boom 32. put glue on the stirrups of a party member's horse 33. glue your buddy's finger to his head
Bruunwald 06-01-06, 06:00 PM	34. Better than any chastity belt - ever!
Bob_The_Wizard 06-01-06, 07:46 PM	35: Soverign glue a Decanter of Endless Water (or a Decanter of Endless Ale!) to the BBEG's mouth and speak the command word for 'Geyser'
Rudi_Schteppen 06-01-06, 07:54 PM	Yes, I like the idea of using glue to make sure they stay up at night, attempting to get OUT of the odd positions you put them in while they were sleeping. But here's my favorite: Glue a bunch of flasks of Oil of Impact to the target. PLease note that the target is A) unconscious and B) ticklish. Not what you do is glue a feather to the end of a quarterstaff and proceed to tickle them until they wake up. You can also put them in an awkward position like balancing on top of a quarterstaff, then waking them up. Just use a spell to hold him in place till he wakes up... then BOOM!
Chaotis 06-01-06, 07:59 PM	36: Sov. glue the spellbook to the familiar. 37: After doing 36, glue the spellbook to the wizard :D . 38: Glue the top of the decanter of endless water, and speak the Geyser command word. Pressure builds up until: BOOOOOOOOM! 39: Glue a Blink dog and a Displacer beast together :eek: . 40: Need to uproot a tree? Glue a raging barbarian to it! 41: Glue the Lich's phylactery to a cannonball, and fire.
TalRave 06-01-06, 09:30 PM	42 - Glue a bunch of silver pieces to the end of any blunt weapon. Instant Anti-Lycanthrope Maul.
Waterhammer 06-02-06, 12:36 AM	This is kind of contra to the thread so I'll post no number. One thing sovereign glue is not good for: Fixing the radiator of a '68 Wagoneer. You gotta take it to Earl.
Lord_Bahamut 06-02-06, 01:14 AM	How 'bout these? 43) Sov. Glue the Tarrasque's mouth and nostrils closed. 44)Glue a hundred weakened necklace of fireballs type VII (they explode when explosed to any fire damage) together and place it in the villians castle. BOOM!!!!! (around 10,200 points of fire damage. Can anyone say NUKE?) :D 45)Glue an odopi's hands together. 46)Glue someone's face to the cookpot.
Kadasbrass 06-02-06, 02:00 AM	47) Glue a Kobold onto the face of the Tarrasque, but above the mouth in between the eyes so it is always staring at it...
Blades_of_Fury 06-02-06, 07:04 AM	48) See what hapens when the dragon with its mouth glued shut tries to ues its breath weapon
Elvez4ever 06-02-06, 12:00 PM	I'm impressed! all these ar quite good! The Fireball necklaces would acctually be pretty cool. You could like vaporize entire towns with enough of them. lol. "Waiter, my steak seems to be overcooked...."
Wharin 06-02-06, 05:34 PM	49) Instant Anti-Grav Machine: Buttered Toast glued to a cats back... and watch the chaos ensue
Brand_X 06-04-06, 12:18 PM	50) Glue Yourself to a Balor's Arm - Permanent Grapple - A bard did this in our campaign and became a shield for the Balor.
Chaotis 06-04-06, 12:41 PM	51: Glue a Lavawight to a Winterwight :eek: . 52: Glue an illithid's tentacles together. 53: Glue a Displacer beast's tentacles together. 54: Glue the tarrasque's eyelids shut, release in a necropolis :D . 55: Glue a Bottle of air to anyone's mouth. Depending on DM discretion, subject may: A) Blow up like a balloon. B) Never have to worry about suffocation again. But they'll starve. 56: Glue 2 dog's tails together. Watch as they run in a circle. 57: Glue a Balor to a Pit Fiend. 58: Even better: Glue Asmodeus to Orcus! 59: Glue any awakened construct to its creator. Why not? 60: Glue a Demilich's soul gems + phylactery to the Tarrasque's teeth.
Falido 06-04-06, 01:13 PM	61) Give it to a stupid friend (int 6 for example) and tell him its hair Gel! I did this last Friday haha
Watchdog_of_Hades 06-04-06, 01:31 PM	#1-61 (about): Glue one amazingly powerful thing to another. Don't ask me how, just do it! Uh huh. 62) Improved tanglefoot bag. 63) Glue shut a door. 64) Glue a pair of ring gates together, "in" side to "in" side. You then either have an impenetrable barrier or something that will shove the first half of anything that goes through into the back half. Owch. Either way, nothing can get through. Not even Magic Missiles, since you can just put this in the way, and since the gates are rings, the Missiles can pass through, so they try, and... reflect? Dunno. Interesting problem.
DragonRg6 06-04-06, 02:19 PM	Glue several decanters of endless water to several seagulls, release, bellow command word for the stream effect. "Instant" water-world.
speeblefreak 06-04-06, 04:16 PM	35: Soverign glue a Decanter of Endless Water (or a Decanter of Endless Ale!) to the BBEG's mouth and speak the command word for 'Geyser' I'll expect royalties, you know. :D 66. Create a Decanter of Endless Sovereign Glue and commence your reign of sticky terror! If anybody dares to question your orders...GLUE 'EM! If a town rebels against you...GLUE 'EM! 67. Glue a xag-ya to a xeg-yi, making sure to use enough glue such that they don't actually touch. 68. As 35, but first glue shut all of the BBEG's orifices, glue armor plates to the BBEG so that its body is 100% covered, and glue the armor plates to each other at the same time.
Stardrake 06-04-06, 08:22 PM	69] Pour it on the road to make a road-runner trap (that, oddly enough, only works on coyotes....)
big_bluto 06-05-06, 08:26 AM	I had an ego-maniac gnome with a 'warped' sense of humour, who loved glue for occasions such as these. His favourite was; 70) Glueing the party dwarf warriors beer tankard to his helmet (as often as it was removed) Others included: 71) Glueing every dead orc, goblin, hobgoblin, etc to the battle wagon 72) Glueing the lich lords feet to the floor (didn't work, but was worth a try) 73) Glueing a huge poster on the side of the wagon that said not very nice things about the aforementioned lich-lord 74) Glueing prisoners hands together, one arm behind, one in front, and joined between their knees, making them do the 'elephant shuffle' 75) Putting glue on the handles of tankards and glasses before leaving the bar 76) Putting glue on the inside handle of the rude shopkeepers door, and then walking out and leaving it open as an insult (frequently trapping the shopkeeper inside to the doorhandle!) Ahhhh......Kelukin, you were such a fun character to play! :weep:
Weaponbreaker 06-05-06, 09:20 AM	77. Glue the drawbrige open. 78. If time permits glue the dragons hoard into interesting 3900 copper piece statues because you have no way to remove 800 pounds of coin. 79. Glue inside the helmet
Lord_Bahamut 06-06-06, 02:04 AM	80) a potion of Sov. Glue 81) Use it as a grenade-like weapon Yes, I actually did the necklace fo firballs thing in a campaign. My sorc character spent waaaaay to much xp crafting most of the necklaces, then I got fed up and just bought them. We were at this big floating castle, at the very center, and were fighting the BBEG great wyrm shadow dragon. I tossed my "bomb" on the ground and used mass teleport to take me an my buds away, cast delayed fireball then watched the beautiful explosion :D
techhunter 06-06-06, 02:29 AM	82. glue one end of a very thick chain to very hvy object then glue the other end to a dragon or giant. Caveat: We did this one campaign where we were trying to keep a Bronze dragon from escaping by using above trick....unfortunetly we glued one end to a lrg ship and much to our surprise the dragon started to tow the ship onto dry land and did so for a least 60 miles before the chain burst apart (i.e one the links gave out).
shruggar 06-06-06, 10:49 AM	I refuse to number this, on moral grounds! I'd say the ring gates thing would just cause the missile to take a round-about path towards behaving normally (in one side, out the other's other, in the first's other, and out the other's in.. straight line) I have mentioned this before: Personally I'd like to glue a portable hole to something flexible so it's always "Open" Bonus points: Animate the object you're glueing it to Extra bonus points: Attach the telekenisis (or at least Unseen servant) spell to the result Extra Extra bonus points: Fill the hole with pillows and ride around in it Instant Win: Take the result as an Item Familiar.
E. Ravenwood 06-06-06, 07:54 PM	#84. American Pie II anyone :D
Watchdog_of_Hades 06-06-06, 09:29 PM	How does riding around in a portable hole familiar make you win?
Vasquine_DeTsar 06-06-06, 10:58 PM	I don't know, but it sounds very convincing. :)
Gnome_Dragon_Disciple 06-07-06, 01:49 AM	85: Get several thousand gold pieces, use Time Stop and sovreign glue to tile the poorest street in town with the gold. Coat the top and sides of the gold with the glue. 86: Glue the stone to the trebuchet sling for instand self-destruction of a siege engine. 87: Apply sovreign glue to the button-end of an Immovable Rod, making sure to get it on the button itself as well as the part of the rod around the button. If someone gives you problems, make your touch attack to make your problem a little less problematic. 88: As 87, but for small-creature nuissances, pick them up and then poke them on the top of their head with their feet dangling 2' off the ground.
Kraleck 06-07-06, 09:48 AM	89. Glue a Beholder to a headless Construct/Undead. Now you have a "Cycloptic Medusa" (in appearance only). 90. Glue your ally's room as the previous "upside-down room" post, only on the walls as well. Funnier if you glue the bed to the ceiling and secure the sheets to the bed while s/he sleeps then yell "fire"/"they are stealing our stuff"/the name of a creature that they fear/have as a favored enemy/hate.
RavenDrake 06-13-06, 05:15 PM	91. Soverign glue a -2 Backbiter lance to the Knight (Damn kender) 92. Soverign glue the lid of the only vial of Universal Solvent you have shut. (Damn, damn kender).
Whisper_Swiftblade 06-13-06, 05:34 PM	93) glue a "kick me" sign to the back of someones head
Victor_Phoenix 06-13-06, 06:04 PM	94) Glue an Instant Fortress Cube to the inside of a frenzied berserker�s helmet. So you can stop his rage once all the monsters are dead. 95) Glue a dragon claw to the tip of a 10ft pole for instant spear 96) Glue a wonderfully Halfling prepared Spiced Roast Chicken to anything while fighting staving winter wolves {this requires a Halfling with Craft cooking or Perform Iron Chef} 97) Glue 60+ spiders together to create and Aberration 98) Glue Thunderstones to the annoying tumbling rogue whom likes to be sneaky 99) Spread Glue on the outside of a blanket and cast invisibility on the blanket for a devious yet simple trap 100) Glue 4 Gelatinous Cubes together to make a bigger Gelatinous Cube 101) Glue the Latrine seats in the Castle 102) Glue a Adamantine Helmet to your head before fighting Illithids 103) Mix Glue with all the ink vials in a Wizards or Bard College 104) Glue a flying carpet to a fish 105) Glue a Portable hole to another portable for the most expensive useless item 106) Glue Boots of Spider climbing to your hands and save 500 gold
CryoSilver 06-13-06, 06:22 PM	107: Glue-coated chicken in Glove of Storing = grapple fun
somethings90 06-13-06, 06:54 PM	Sovereign Glue sets in one round so a lot of this won't work.
Victor_Phoenix 06-13-06, 06:58 PM	The uses of Sovereign Glue are part of D&D quantum physics therefore not subsequent to any written rule. :uh-huh:
Tobus Neth 06-13-06, 07:33 PM	Sovereign glue is made of people......
DarkKestral 06-13-06, 11:14 PM	Glue a Gnome and a Kender to both ends of a rope, and use them as an improvised bola-type weapon. As the weapon is ammunition, they also disappear after they're used, benefiting the party heavily.
Pei-Pe 06-14-06, 12:21 AM	107. Glue the ship's anchor to the deck 108. Glue the Dwarf's tankard shut 109. Glue the bar'd lute strings to the fret board. 110. Glue a good sized pebble to the inside of the paladin's boot 111. Glue a diamond to a bar table. (Bonus points if it's actually a transmuted black pudding) 112. Glue the gem for Trap the Soul to said bar table. 113. Glue Kender to BBEG for fitting punishment 114. Glue Fighter's whetstone to their sword 115. Glue the ranger's compass 15 degrees to the west 116. Glue a darf's beard to his tankard to save him time. 117. Glue the Paladin's armor together while they sleep. 118. Glue one hoof of each of the Sherrif's horses to the road. 119. Glue the BBEG's portcullis shut when you first visit 120. Glue the party wagon wheels to the ruts 121. Glue the monk's fist to their forehead and watch them learn to improvise. 122. Glue a sling stone into the pouch of the druid's sling.
Silverthumb128 06-14-06, 03:50 AM	123. Magical Beasts for Dummies: "I made a pigeon-rat." :D