1,001 Spells To Not Prepare [Archive] - Wizards Community

1,001 Spells To Not Prepare [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
1337Ninja
08-04-06, 08:01 PM Not really limited to spells; powers, invocations and so on are fine!

1. Create Dad
2. Flinstone Blast
3. Deeper Dorkness
Silverthumb128
08-04-06, 08:09 PM 4. Magic Misses its Target
5. Shortstrider
6. Eyebutt ("I see... AH! GEEZ!")
7. Earthquack
8. Elf's Endurance
9. Flan Strike
10. Unhollow
Kresalak
08-04-06, 09:04 PM 11-?: Any direct damage spell past level 9.
SeptimusMagistos
08-04-06, 09:21 PM 12. The spell that hurts Black Mage.
Rancorous_Fool
08-04-06, 09:25 PM You kidding me, flan strike would be awesome. Then again any spell that creates flan is awesome.

13 Overdraw (Material component: check book)
SodaGuy
08-04-06, 09:28 PM 12. The spell that hurts Black Mage.
XD
Psychoticpsymon
08-04-06, 10:04 PM 14: Unpreprare
GM_TerraFire
08-04-06, 10:12 PM 15: Magic Circle against Experience
LCD2YOU
08-04-06, 10:18 PM 16: Dwarf's Grace
17: Troll's Charisma
18: Gnome's Wisdom
19: Engineer's Charm
GM_TerraFire
08-04-06, 11:07 PM 20. Globe of Vulnerability, Lesser
21. Airquake
22. Define (reverse of Blur)
23. Delayed Blast Furball
24. Mediumstrider
25. Commune with Verizon ("can you hear me now?")
26. See Visiblility

And,

27. Smellekinesis
Rickiel
08-04-06, 11:33 PM 28: Mordenkain's Magnificent Brain Freeze

29: Tenser's Floating Compact Disc

30: Summon Monster III, Rules Lawer

31: Dismiss Pizza Delivery

32: Spoil Coke

33: Power Word Cliche

34: Raz's Invincible Wedgie

35: Luck of the Not-Irish

36: Protection from Girls

37: Raz's False Lucky Day
The_Desecrator
08-05-06, 02:13 AM 38. Create broken glasses
39. Mess self
40. Feacle snow storm
41. Summon Penguin
42. Wimpify self
43. 7ft radius 10d6 damage suicidew bomber attack
44. Teleport ham-sandwiches
45. Summon Nuclear strike (1 missile per level in every explored square mile)
46. Pathogenic squirrel attack
Thanqol
08-05-06, 07:17 AM 47: Hello (Hallow)
48: Grue Creation
49: Arm Monster
50: Tenser's Flying Deathtrap
51: Hero's Snack
52: Tasha's Mildly Amused Chuckle
LCD2YOU
08-05-06, 07:47 AM 53 Protection from Bathing
54 Dismiss toothbrush
55 Conjure Golden Showers
edit13
08-05-06, 10:15 AM 56 :: Explosive Ru- **Boom**
speeblefreak
08-05-06, 11:49 AM 57. Power Word, Angst

58. Power Word, Babykiller

59. Wall of Lint

60. Greater Magic Okra

61. Mordenkainen's Catastrophe

62. Otto's Resistible Dance (seriously, what's with that?)

63. Mordenkainen's Mediocre Mansion

64. Rary's Tenuous Telepathic Bond

65. Any of the spells Rich Burlew put up on his site

66. Meteor Swarm (range: personal)

67. Greater Seppeku

68. Create Railroad

69. Summon DMPC

70. Super-Limited Wish

71. Frogball

72. Bibgy's Obscene Gesture

73. Melf's Base Arrow

74. Awaken Gazebo

75. Summon Harpells
SeptimusMagistos
08-05-06, 11:53 AM 76. Tease Gods

77. Age self

78. Slow

79. Summon Hostile Monster
Grandpa Gamer
08-05-06, 11:59 AM 76. Bigby's Insulting Hand
- -20 to diplomacy check

77. Melf's Squishy Marrow
- <splat> 'nuff said.

78. Expeditious Retreat 1/2
- verbal component, "Oh, Look!"; semantic component, pointing behind the target; material component, executing the 'elbows-to-*******' flat-out run.

79. Monster Summoning 1/2
- verbal component, "Damn, my sword broke!"
green_yawgmoth
08-05-06, 01:11 PM 12. The spell that hurts Black Mage.
Damnit, I was gonna post "Sarda's kill spell".

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/yawgmoth/kittyjig.gif
Slightly_Unscrewed
08-05-06, 04:23 PM 36: Protection from Girls

Actually, that would be nice if a little girl kept following you.

anyway,
80: Teleport with many errors.
SeptimusMagistos
08-05-06, 04:40 PM 76. Bigby's Insulting Hand
- -20 to diplomacy check

77. Melf's Squishy Marrow
- <splat> 'nuff said.

78. Expeditious Retreat 1/2
- verbal component, "Oh, Look!"; semantic component, pointing behind the target; material component, executing the 'elbows-to-*******' flat-out run.

79. Monster Summoning 1/2
- verbal component, "Damn, my sword broke!"

More from that list:
81. Insect plague 1/2
-to cast, lay out a picnic and start eating.

82. Summon Thunderstorm 1/2
-to cast, lay out a picnic and start eating.
Pandaemoni
08-05-06, 05:02 PM 83. Horrid Lilting
84. Power Word: Flatulence
85. Lice Storm
LCD2YOU
08-05-06, 05:11 PM 86 Rary's(?) Forgetful, er, something

87 Greater Globe of Smelly Air

88 Clown Kill

89 Bigby's Hand of Self, er, fulfillment
MistWolf
08-05-06, 05:28 PM 83) Honesty of the Lawyer
84) Champion of Wriggley
85) Camoflage of Neon
86) Disavowal of All Knowledge of Your Activities
87) Integrity of Politician
88) Subtley of Godzilla
89) Diplomacy of the Battleship
90) Thong of Protection

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
1337Ninja 08-04-06, 08:01 PM	Not really limited to spells; powers, invocations and so on are fine! 1. Create Dad 2. Flinstone Blast 3. Deeper Dorkness
Silverthumb128 08-04-06, 08:09 PM	4. Magic Misses its Target 5. Shortstrider 6. Eyebutt ("I see... AH! GEEZ!") 7. Earthquack 8. Elf's Endurance 9. Flan Strike 10. Unhollow
Kresalak 08-04-06, 09:04 PM	11-?: Any direct damage spell past level 9.
SeptimusMagistos 08-04-06, 09:21 PM	12. The spell that hurts Black Mage.
Rancorous_Fool 08-04-06, 09:25 PM	You kidding me, flan strike would be awesome. Then again any spell that creates flan is awesome. 13 Overdraw (Material component: check book)
SodaGuy 08-04-06, 09:28 PM	12. The spell that hurts Black Mage. XD
Psychoticpsymon 08-04-06, 10:04 PM	14: Unpreprare
GM_TerraFire 08-04-06, 10:12 PM	15: Magic Circle against Experience
LCD2YOU 08-04-06, 10:18 PM	16: Dwarf's Grace 17: Troll's Charisma 18: Gnome's Wisdom 19: Engineer's Charm
GM_TerraFire 08-04-06, 11:07 PM	20. Globe of Vulnerability, Lesser 21. Airquake 22. Define (reverse of Blur) 23. Delayed Blast Furball 24. Mediumstrider 25. Commune with Verizon ("can you hear me now?") 26. See Visiblility And, 27. Smellekinesis
Rickiel 08-04-06, 11:33 PM	28: Mordenkain's Magnificent Brain Freeze 29: Tenser's Floating Compact Disc 30: Summon Monster III, Rules Lawer 31: Dismiss Pizza Delivery 32: Spoil Coke 33: Power Word Cliche 34: Raz's Invincible Wedgie 35: Luck of the Not-Irish 36: Protection from Girls 37: Raz's False Lucky Day
The_Desecrator 08-05-06, 02:13 AM	38. Create broken glasses 39. Mess self 40. Feacle snow storm 41. Summon Penguin 42. Wimpify self 43. 7ft radius 10d6 damage suicidew bomber attack 44. Teleport ham-sandwiches 45. Summon Nuclear strike (1 missile per level in every explored square mile) 46. Pathogenic squirrel attack
Thanqol 08-05-06, 07:17 AM	47: Hello (Hallow) 48: Grue Creation 49: Arm Monster 50: Tenser's Flying Deathtrap 51: Hero's Snack 52: Tasha's Mildly Amused Chuckle
LCD2YOU 08-05-06, 07:47 AM	53 Protection from Bathing 54 Dismiss toothbrush 55 Conjure Golden Showers
edit13 08-05-06, 10:15 AM	56 :: Explosive Ru- Boom
speeblefreak 08-05-06, 11:49 AM	57. Power Word, Angst 58. Power Word, Babykiller 59. Wall of Lint 60. Greater Magic Okra 61. Mordenkainen's Catastrophe 62. Otto's Resistible Dance (seriously, what's with that?) 63. Mordenkainen's Mediocre Mansion 64. Rary's Tenuous Telepathic Bond 65. Any of the spells Rich Burlew put up on his site 66. Meteor Swarm (range: personal) 67. Greater Seppeku 68. Create Railroad 69. Summon DMPC 70. Super-Limited Wish 71. Frogball 72. Bibgy's Obscene Gesture 73. Melf's Base Arrow 74. Awaken Gazebo 75. Summon Harpells
SeptimusMagistos 08-05-06, 11:53 AM	76. Tease Gods 77. Age self 78. Slow 79. Summon Hostile Monster
Grandpa Gamer 08-05-06, 11:59 AM	76. Bigby's Insulting Hand - -20 to diplomacy check 77. Melf's Squishy Marrow - <splat> 'nuff said. 78. Expeditious Retreat 1/2 - verbal component, "Oh, Look!"; semantic component, pointing behind the target; material component, executing the 'elbows-to-*******' flat-out run. 79. Monster Summoning 1/2 - verbal component, "Damn, my sword broke!"
green_yawgmoth 08-05-06, 01:11 PM	12. The spell that hurts Black Mage. Damnit, I was gonna post "Sarda's kill spell". http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/yawgmoth/kittyjig.gif
Slightly_Unscrewed 08-05-06, 04:23 PM	36: Protection from Girls Actually, that would be nice if a little girl kept following you. anyway, 80: Teleport with many errors.
SeptimusMagistos 08-05-06, 04:40 PM	76. Bigby's Insulting Hand - -20 to diplomacy check 77. Melf's Squishy Marrow - <splat> 'nuff said. 78. Expeditious Retreat 1/2 - verbal component, "Oh, Look!"; semantic component, pointing behind the target; material component, executing the 'elbows-to-*******' flat-out run. 79. Monster Summoning 1/2 - verbal component, "Damn, my sword broke!" More from that list: 81. Insect plague 1/2 -to cast, lay out a picnic and start eating. 82. Summon Thunderstorm 1/2 -to cast, lay out a picnic and start eating.
Pandaemoni 08-05-06, 05:02 PM	83. Horrid Lilting 84. Power Word: Flatulence 85. Lice Storm
LCD2YOU 08-05-06, 05:11 PM	86 Rary's(?) Forgetful, er, something 87 Greater Globe of Smelly Air 88 Clown Kill 89 Bigby's Hand of Self, er, fulfillment
MistWolf 08-05-06, 05:28 PM	83) Honesty of the Lawyer 84) Champion of Wriggley 85) Camoflage of Neon 86) Disavowal of All Knowledge of Your Activities 87) Integrity of Politician 88) Subtley of Godzilla 89) Diplomacy of the Battleship 90) Thong of Protection