1001 "1001" Threads that should never be started. [Archive] - Wizards Community

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illiterate

07-29-06, 04:24 PM
1. Well, this one, obviously...
2. 1001 ways to make your game more like the D&D movie/Cartoon
3. 1001 paladin quandaries
4. 1001 wizards.com posters being chastised for mispelling "rogue"
5. 1001 characters guaranteed to destroy party cohesion
6. 1001 Least interesting adventure hooks
7. 1001 prestige classes to add the "half-otyugh" template to your character
Zombayz1

07-29-06, 07:31 PM
8. 1001 reasons why commoner is broken
SeptimusMagistos

07-29-06, 08:53 PM
9. 1001 "1001" Threads that should never be started.
Dead_Karma

07-29-06, 10:04 PM
10. 1,001 useful ways to grow flowers
11. 1,001 reasons to run away from flowers
Grandpa Gamer

07-29-06, 10:09 PM
12. 1,001 reasons why Alignement sucks . . .
Bob_The_Wizard

07-29-06, 10:35 PM
13: 1001 Really Sucky Character Builds
Magius_Rerecros

07-29-06, 10:37 PM
14: 1001 reasons to hate your DM who reads this thread...
15: 1001 templates to never create (like the unkillable template)
KurenaiYami

07-29-06, 10:38 PM
16: 1,001 reasons to kill the rest of your party.
Magius_Rerecros

07-29-06, 10:41 PM
16: 1001 reasons to annihilate your DM (or fellow players, in game or out)
17: 1001 ways to destroy your character
Archangel_James

07-29-06, 11:24 PM
19. 1001 Monstes Made of Candy
20. 1001 Adventure Hooks Involving the BoEF
21. 1001 Variations on the "Drizzt" Concept
22. 1001 5-page Campaign Settings Histories
23. 1001 Alternatives to Gnomes
24. 1001 D20 Drinking Games
25. 1001 Web-Enhancements to the BoVD to Make it Really Vile
26. 1001 WotC Misprints.
Morrowner

07-29-06, 11:33 PM
27 1001 Reasons why the katana PWZORZ!111111111111
28 1001 Ways to make the divine classes more powerful.
Fallenangel359

07-30-06, 12:29 AM
1001 ways to use permancy effects to make vow of poverty druids stronger
1001 things you can't say on a wizard's forum
1001 characters you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley
1001 level 1 spells that do damage
1001 level 1 characters that can kill the average level 30.
1001 reasons why I shouldn't be allowed to post in this forum
1001 reasons why my character is better than yours
1001 ways to prepare and cook your dire rat
1001 dwarvish drinking songs
1001 elven drinking songs
1001 gnomish sex toys (yes, I do have book of erotic fantasy)
1001 halfling olympians
1001 to make a half orcs breath smell fresh
1001 ways to smite a half elf
1001 reasons why they should officially nerf fighters
1001 road directions on how to get from forgotten realms to eberron by foot
1001 dragons teeth and how to remove them from your character
1001 flavors of elven toothpicks
1001 reasons on why artificial game balance is acceptable
1001 ways to tell your DM off while staying completely in character
1001 ways to introduce santa "claws" into your games
1001 ways to effectively use arcane archer with an atwill anti magic field item
1001 uses of rangers
1001 reasons why clerics are underpowered
1001 reasons on why sorcerors are drastically better than wizards, without once refering to their spontaneous casting ability
1001 ways to cause non lethal damage as a monk
1001 uses for a telepathic sandwich as a character
1001 reasons throwing a 72 foot iridium ball as a player character is okay
1001 other ways to break the planet
1001 ways to kill a god
1001 reasons why you should use the moby dick story as a DND story line
1001 reasons on why I am illiterate
1001 reasons on why I forgot how to think, and never regained the ability.
1001 funny hats
that makes 62 so far
Gellion

07-30-06, 05:35 AM
1001 1001 threads.
illiterate

07-30-06, 10:56 AM
9. 1001 "1001" Threads that should never be started.
that was #1, dude.

1001 reasons why D&D is more important than your family
or
1001 reasons why it's "OK" for your spouse to decide that you should quit D&D, when he/she/it had known full well of your hobby before the wedding
1001 excuses for not having personal hygiene
1001 ways to attend a gaming con for free
1001 adventures of The SpellJammer kid, a young monk traveling the cosmos with his mentor Mr. Neogi.
Tembo

07-30-06, 11:10 AM
1001 ways to make a character other than the basic ones found in the PHB. Oh, wait, this does exist if you compile all the expansion sources!
Hennet

07-30-06, 11:38 AM
1001 New Necromancer Classes!!!! (i can't believe nobody has put this yet)
savant_warlord13

07-30-06, 05:39 PM
65 1001 variations on stats for a katana
Stardrake

07-30-06, 10:55 PM
1001 Pole Arm Names (oh, wait, that was a table in the 1e PHB....)
DIESCUMDIE

07-31-06, 02:48 AM
1001 reasons your last campaign fell apart and no one talks to anyone anymore
1001 ways to make your current campaign fall apart and have no one talk to anyone anymore
1001 ways to criticise a poster and disagree without adding anything constructive or interesting
1001 reasons why everyone should be so grateful your nice enough to come to the table/post on their thread
1001 reasons why you know more than everyone else
1001 reasons why your favourite broken class/spell/rules loophole shouldn't be fixed