Post/Author/DateTime	Post
DrakoShade 10-02-07, 09:00 PM	The 1001 Worst War Cries thread made it well past its goal and is still going strong... Let us now come up with at least 1001 that your fighter, paladin, blackguard, or other melee combatant can actually use with a straight face. 1) "Die!" (Old, trite, but always a good fall back.)
Genevieve_Evernight 10-02-07, 09:04 PM	2) Yippee-kay-ay MF! (please tell me someone knows this reference....:cookie: )
Randmc 10-02-07, 09:19 PM	3) Witness the judgement of the rightous!
TheJackOfSpades 10-02-07, 10:19 PM	2) Yippee-kay-ay MF! (please tell me someone knows this reference....:cookie: ) Of course people know about Diehard... Lol. John McLain= My hero.
Genevieve_Evernight 10-02-07, 10:27 PM	Of course people know about Diehard... Lol. John McLain= My hero. lol...very good have a :cookie:
Baddum12 10-03-07, 03:17 PM	The ever so classic double sider... Hero: I'll send you back to hell! Villain: I AM Hell!!
Far_Traveler 10-03-07, 05:41 PM	A dwarf of Moradin: 5. "FOR THE FORGE!"
Radiun 10-03-07, 05:59 PM	6) For Coin and Cleavage!
Hsien 10-03-07, 06:26 PM	7) SPOON!!!!!!!
Zousha_Omenohu 10-03-07, 06:55 PM	8. "CHARGE!", or "CHAAAARGE!, or maybe "CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Hsien 10-03-07, 08:11 PM	9) (insert God's name here )! I've always been partial to TEMPUS!...TEMPOS?....TEMPTRESS! :love: ( because love is a battlefield...dang VH1 classics and Pat Benatar )
OmnipotentSeal 10-03-07, 08:14 PM	7) SPOON!!!!!!! My gnome barbarian aptly named "Great Spoon" (a cook), yells that before raging. :D In any case, how about... "SPARTA! [or another location]" (300) or "FREEDOM!" (Braveheart)
Vorpal_Gnome 10-03-07, 09:22 PM	8: THIS IS *insert location name here*!!!!! Shouted by my human barbarian as he jumped of the wall into the orcs below..
FponkDamn 10-04-07, 08:00 AM	Have at you, you heaping pile of potential experience points! Shouting various gods' names in battle is awesome, but Odin has hands down the best name for this. "Cry havoc, and loose the dogs of war" is pretty classic, too. - Johnny
StarFyre 10-04-07, 08:41 AM	I can beat them all... A friend of mine, in the campaign I DM, his Half Orc Barbarian's battle cry is: 10) DAVID HASSELHOFF !!! (yes, the knightrider/baywatch guy...and no, i don't know why) Sanjay
Radijs 10-04-07, 08:57 AM	FOR PONY! I'm surprised nobody mentioned that one. And of course every Nac Mac Feegle warcry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nac_Mac_Feegle#Sayings).
Garden_State_Gamer 10-04-07, 09:18 AM	11) Blood makes the grass grow. Kill! Kill! Kill! 12) I am the Sword and Shield! 13) (Gutteral Howl) <-- Trademark battle cry of the Dwarven Fighter/Paragon/Defender in the FR campaign I run. 14) *Clang Clang* For the Master!
Gandalf the White 10-04-07, 09:45 AM	"You can either let them or (it had three of the party members dominated), OR you can die!" This was right before the bugbear barbarians arrived and before I discovered that it was a Great Wyrm Green Dragon, and the cry was followed by an "Oh, Holy S***!
Xper_Iance 10-05-07, 11:20 PM	"For the half-orc women of my homeland!"
trappedslider 10-06-07, 10:01 AM	Now is the winter of YOUR discontent! CRY HAVC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR! We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother.
Count Nerindil Van Seraph 10-06-07, 11:00 AM	I LOVE YOU! (Makes them pause just long enough for you to gut them). RAAAAAAUUUGR! (Vocabulary is for wimps.) RIP! TEAR! SMASH! KILL!
Dracomorph 10-06-07, 04:42 PM	"Murder, death, kill!" (done in singsong) was mine for a while CONSUME! or Remember to buy a t-shirt! (:cookie: to anyone who knows the reference for consume)
Arriurra 10-06-07, 04:52 PM	"Murder, death, kill!" (done in singsong) was mine for a while CONSUME! or Remember to buy a t-shirt! (:cookie: to anyone who knows the reference for consume) Demolition man? nvm i thought you were talking bout Murder Death Kill I'M possibly GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
Zousha_Omenohu 10-06-07, 04:59 PM	24. "It costs to be alive, my friend. . .AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PAY UP!" 25. "Pray to whatever gods you worship!" 26. "ALL SHALL FALL IN GLORIOUS DEATH!" 27. "I have been sent to kill you and now you will die!"
clydesdale 10-06-07, 07:40 PM	My personal favorite, and great for the Paladin or good Cleric of your choice: 28) Its time to make these Undead, *cocks Undead-Bane Crossbow* Redead.
Genevieve_Evernight 10-06-07, 08:50 PM	Now is the winter of YOUR discontent! CRY HAVC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR! We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother. Somebody's a Shakespeare fan :D 29) "Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once."
Zousha_Omenohu 10-06-07, 08:55 PM	My personal favorite, and great for the Paladin or good Cleric of your choice: 28) Its time to make these Undead, *cocks Undead-Bane Crossbow* Redead. Gosh those things bring back painful memories of Ocarina of Time! You want to actually make these things (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=74)?! :D
Colvast 10-06-07, 09:14 PM	30) NORMOK SMASH!!! Catchphrase of Normok, a bugbear barbarian I once DMed for.
Kaunka 10-06-07, 10:11 PM	Don't bother running. You're already dead. (God it's fun to be a Blackguard sometimes :D )
Marvelboy 10-07-07, 02:04 AM	"Murder, death, kill!" (done in singsong) was mine for a while CONSUME! or Remember to buy a t-shirt! (:cookie: to anyone who knows the reference for consume) What about the reference for "Murder, death, kill"? Ever seen Demolition Man?
KILLBOT9000 10-07-07, 07:24 AM	My LG Dwarf Knight yelled this whilst activating his challenge ability and attacking: "Suck my *****!!" He scored a critical hit and removed the weapon arm of a dungeon boss. I fealt great....:cool:
Dracomorph 10-07-07, 03:37 PM	I never did see Demolition Man, although it sounds pretty cool.
VulcanStormwrath 10-07-07, 03:51 PM	Feel the Ever Cleansing Purity of Fire!!!! Where is your God now???
Eldritch_Lord 10-07-07, 04:02 PM	Don't bother running. You're already dead. (God it's fun to be a Blackguard sometimes :D ) Or better yet, "Don't bother running; you'll just die tired."
ImABanana 10-07-07, 04:02 PM	We'll stand here together, and tell our enemies that they may take our lives...BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM! Unless..Unless, they killed us, then animated our dead corpses to fight for them, then I suppose they've taken our lives AND our freedom!
Lonewolfbro 10-07-07, 04:09 PM	Tonight we dine Uhh... At applebee's
General_Ridley 10-07-07, 04:22 PM	You. Yeah, you. Die.
SeptimusMagistos 10-07-07, 04:38 PM	It's murdering time
Kaunka 10-07-07, 06:09 PM	OH MY GOD IT'S RIGHT BEHIND US!!! RUN AWAY!!! Makes the enemy subject to fear, confusion and supidity :D .
Sterlingyoung 10-07-07, 09:20 PM	Warforged: IM THE JUGGERNAUT, *****!!!! I couldnt resist.....
Ardie 10-07-07, 10:40 PM	ahahahaah gotta love the tick
Killer_Rabbit 10-08-07, 01:23 AM	"Death on a Stick!" quote from my Greatspear weilding halforc Barbarian
LifeIshFun 10-08-07, 02:22 AM	FOR PONY! I'm surprised nobody mentioned that one. And of course every Nac Mac Feegle warcry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nac_Mac_Feegle#Sayings). Damn...beat me to it. Richard owns at life...unlife? Warforged: IM THE JUGGERNAUT, *****!!!! I couldnt resist..... At least some one said it xDD Now! For my contribution... "Eat Me!" "It's Hammer Time!" (Seriously...win) "Run, while you still have feet!" "Don't Run!"
Matthais777 10-08-07, 03:12 AM	From my Paladin of St. Cuthbert... BY THE MACE! FOR JUSTICE, GLORY, HONOR, AND RIGHTEOUSNESS! FOR ALL THAT IS RIGHT! QUIVER FOOLS! PREPARE TO MEET JUSTICE! From Wesley, King of Luck Your about to have some seriously bad luck... Oops, how did my sword get between your ribs! KING, QUEEN, JACK, ACE! Prepared to be hit by the joker! From Cypher, My new Ero Mage Well... If you insist on fighting... IN THE NAME OF SKYDIN! WRITHE FOOLS, FOR HERE COME THE TENTACLES! Prepare, for this is your last day as a man... and finally... Come here sexy... Let's make love... Is that a dagger in you gut, or are you happy to see me? Oh, i see it's both!
Ebrion 10-08-07, 07:07 AM	" Whistle while you work..." My Barbarian with levels in Bard cleaving through orcs. " Oi, you assh*les want to tangle" Siphery my Spellwarp Sniper " Moradin's Ass" Mylar, my dwarven Cleric when encountering undead.
Fenrir_Greyback 10-08-07, 07:30 AM	"Prepare to be gratefully dead!" (in case you couldn't guess, I'm a major deadhead)
trappedslider 10-08-07, 11:16 AM	Somebody's a Shakespeare fan :D 29) "Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once." I've come to bury not to praise you You shall be avenged! I will devour their hearts and crap out their souls! They will all taste oblivion! Which tastes just like Red Bull... which is disgusting. (three cookies if oyu can name the reference)
PolymorphdKobold 10-08-07, 12:27 PM	Well my first post here and I can't believe no one else has put this one up yet... "Hey, she-b****....Come get some." -Army of Darkness One of my all time favorites.
Trondant 10-08-07, 01:03 PM	I won't hurt you catchphrase of my soon-to-be-created sorcerer without damage dealing spells (only battlefield controll/debuff) that lets the blaster and the barbarian do the dirty work:D
BunnyMaster 10-08-07, 02:33 PM	*"BLOOD GORE DEATH! BLOOD GORE DEATH!" over and over again in a chant. This is possibly the weirdest thing I've ever heard while playing risk. *"I love you, you love me..." This sort of speaks for itself.
Edwin_Durock 10-08-07, 04:09 PM	Paladin "I send you back to hell you foul beast" Asmodeus *blinks and looks around* "Your not very observant are you?" OK so i couldnt resist hehe. and now the one i had one particularly....slow barbarian do.... *after lodging his axe in a creatures head* "Calm yourself or i will be forced to hurt you" creature was QUITE calm after that.....
Genevieve_Evernight 10-08-07, 05:32 PM	I will devour their hearts and crap out their souls! They will all taste oblivion! Which tastes just like Red Bull... which is disgusting. (three cookies if oyu can name the reference) Red vs. Blue?....can't remember what episode Can I have some cookies now? :D :D :D
LifeIshFun 10-08-07, 05:39 PM	"Blood, Death, and Vengeance!" I am really surprised no one put this yet (2 :cookie:s if you know what it's from)
trappedslider 10-08-07, 05:40 PM	Red vs. Blue?....can't remember what episode Can I have some cookies now? :D :D :D :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: I will eat your unhappiness!
Genevieve_Evernight 10-08-07, 05:43 PM	I've come to bury not to praise you Julius Ceasar You shall be avenged! Not sure about this one...too generic to narrow down. I will devour their hearts and crap out their souls! They will all taste oblivion! Which tastes just like Red Bull... which is disgusting. (three cookies if oyu can name the reference) Already said...Red vs. Blue:D
Genevieve_Evernight 10-08-07, 05:45 PM	:cookie: :cookie: :cookie: I will eat your unhappiness! RvB again...Caboose I think :thinks:
Genevieve_Evernight 10-08-07, 05:50 PM	Buckle up Bonehead. 'Cause you're goin' for a ride! (cookie for the reference!)
LifeIshFun 10-08-07, 05:53 PM	Buckle up Bonehead. 'Cause you're goin' for a ride! (cookie for the reference!) Army of Darkness
Genevieve_Evernight 10-08-07, 05:56 PM	Army of Darkness Congratulations...have a :cookie:
Zousha_Omenohu 10-08-07, 06:50 PM	"I will bury you <character name>!" *Character makes a successful hit* "Here!" *Character makes a second successful hit.* "Today!" *Character lands the finishing blow.* "NOW!"
ArgulFraster 10-08-07, 10:26 PM	"I AM THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!" Kewky 4 der ref.
Spikes01k 10-08-07, 11:03 PM	* "Baaccooon!!!!!!!!!!!"
RollaD20 10-09-07, 01:19 AM	FOR AN IMPORTANT CAUSE I SHOULD SUPPORT BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS!
Divyn 10-09-07, 01:27 AM	Right before the ending Coup de Grace "And shepherds we shall be, For thee my lord for thee. Power has descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, Et Fili, Spiritus Sancti."
Genevieve_Evernight 10-09-07, 01:50 AM	"And shepherds we shall be, For thee my lord for thee. Power has descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, Et Fili, Spiritus Sancti." Yay Boondock Saints! I approve:D
Soups 10-09-07, 02:12 AM	her:"What you mean to say is...sex?" him:"what i mean to say..." her:"To hell with this, I'm gonna live." Super awesome cookie who gets this.
Soups 10-09-07, 02:18 AM	and as long as RvB is going up for grabs... I am Michael J. Caboose, and I hate BABBIES! (oh no! its the anti-flag)
Novem 10-09-07, 02:19 AM	YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
Soups 10-09-07, 02:25 AM	also... I'M A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!
Tusalu 10-09-07, 02:28 AM	"Help me! I'm not really a hero. I've just had to much coffee!" "I never wanted to be an adventurer ... [tears open armor, revealing lumberjack outfit]... I've always wanted to be a lumberjack." "Look behind you!" And the alltime classic: "Yaaaaaaaargh! Hahaha! I'm gonna smash your head!"
trappedslider 10-09-07, 11:52 AM	"I never wanted to be an adventurer ... [tears open armor, revealing lumberjack outfit]... I've always wanted to be a lumberjack." As long as monty python..... "NI!"
CrazyGuy 10-09-07, 06:14 PM	"Blood, Death, and Vengeance!" I am really surprised no one put this yet (2 :cookie:s if you know what it's from) Mark the Red, from The Gamers. Now for one of my own. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! (No cookie-too easy)
Edwin_Durock 10-09-07, 11:18 PM	SQUISHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
trappedslider 10-09-07, 11:24 PM	SQUISHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bow: FINDING NEMO! a classic but a goody "Let my people go."
PallysFTWBaby 10-09-07, 11:49 PM	her:"What you mean to say is...sex?" him:"what i mean to say..." her:"To hell with this, I'm gonna live." Super awesome cookie who gets this. This is Serenity, right? Oh, and my awesome war cry: Skin them, fry them, beat them with oars! Steal their gold for our kobold wh0res! Cookie to anyone who gets reference.
trappedslider 10-10-07, 12:47 AM	YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED RESISTANCE IS FUTILE RESISTANCE IS FUDERAL! *Humming the Imperial March* FOR THE MORTGAGE! (100 xp if oyu name the rerfence) Now is the folly of your Follies!
Genevieve_Evernight 10-10-07, 02:08 AM	"Let my people go." Are you quoting Moses from Prince of Egypt?
FnordBear 10-10-07, 02:44 AM	Acctualy from one of my characters, Dark Sun game. City of Draj had been liberated from it's tyranical ruler and two other city states were bearing down on it with armys. Free peoples of Draj! For ten thousand years you have been beaten, opressed, and degraded. You have been wounded and violated countless times by your dark master, but as you have just proven, though your bodies may break and perish your spirits never shall! Now my brothers and sisters they send a mighty army to crush us! I now say unto you, let us stand up and in one voice shout, "We are Draj and We are not affraid!"
Matthais777 10-10-07, 11:41 AM	This one was from Zousha in our IC thread actually... "I hope you weren't a procrastinator, (Sword through gut) because you've just ran out of tomorrows.
Edwin_Durock 10-10-07, 12:31 PM	Are you quoting Moses from Prince of Egypt? ok showing my age....i can remember when people would have asked he he was quoting the BIBLE!!!! i think its funny how the catholics preached so much about how the tv would condem everyone because they saw it as a false god and now they use it as everyone else does......poetic irony anyone?
LifeIshFun 10-10-07, 05:12 PM	Mark the Red, from The Gamers. I feel the horrid urge to bust out with "The Shadow!" but...I won't. xD 2 :cookie:s for j00
Jarsallen 10-10-07, 05:25 PM	Arthur, from the Tick, had the best battlecry (emphasis on 'cry'): Not in the face!
Genevieve_Evernight 10-11-07, 02:51 AM	ok showing my age....i can remember when people would have asked he he was quoting the BIBLE!!!! i think its funny how the catholics preached so much about how the tv would condem everyone because they saw it as a false god and now they use it as everyone else does......poetic irony anyone? I was raised Buddhist, but I'm a huge Disney/kid movie fan...ergo "Prince of Egypt occurred to me first. The Bible was a close second :embarrass
spoonybard1634 10-11-07, 07:37 AM	WHAT AM I DOINNNNGGGGGGGG????!!!!!!!!!!! (oh yeah):D
Ozgar 10-11-07, 01:24 PM	FOR PWNY!!!! (kudos and a prize to whoever knows where this came from.)
TheJackOfSpades 10-11-07, 07:04 PM	Rip their flesh Burn their hearts Stab them in the eyes Rape their women as they cry :cookie: for the reference.
PallysFTWBaby 10-11-07, 11:18 PM	Rip their flesh Burn their hearts Stab them in the eyes Rape their women as they cry :cookie: for the reference. Manowar - Hail and Kill Hail to true metal of steel!
TheJackOfSpades 10-11-07, 11:27 PM	Very good :) Here's a :cookie:
mmshah 10-12-07, 12:49 AM	Cleric: "I kick ass for the Lord!" Cookie for reference.
MatthewSwift 10-12-07, 01:47 AM	ELEVENTYTHREE: BYAAAAAAHHH!!! SLEVEN: LELELELELELEE!!! UMPTEEN: FUUUEEEGGOOOO!!! 2011: EZEKIAL 32-5!!! For shame... Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise. -Bertrand Russell
Cymric 10-12-07, 08:25 AM	DAAAABOOOOOOOOOO My half orc I shall never fall! Noble fighter. Got impaled by a wyvern right after FOR JUSTICE Cavalier Today we have been victorious. And i know tough we may be tired that the the day is not at end for the enemy marches again. AND WE SHALL STAND!. We shall rise our blades still stained from the blood of their brethrens and we shall bring them down again through their heart of evil. For the brave can never die AND OUR NAME SHALL LIVE ON IN HISTORY!!!! TO THE BREACH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Same cavalier, actually survived the battle (god i loved that game. Greatest RP experience in 10 years of gaming) Watch this shot hafling Rogue assassin The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. As far as the bible goes there is a ton of good stuff to use there. A :cookie: for the one who gets that one
Guardian1 10-12-07, 02:11 PM	ok showing my age....i can remember when people would have asked he he was quoting the BIBLE!!!! i think its funny how the catholics preached so much about how the tv would condem everyone because they saw it as a false god and now they use it as everyone else does......poetic irony anyone? Yeah, that is from the Bible. Quite possibly one of the most famous Old Testament quotes.
Guardian1 10-12-07, 02:12 PM	DAAAABOOOOOOOOOO My half orc I shall never fall! Noble fighter. Got impaled by a wyvern right after FOR JUSTICE Cavalier Today we have been victorious. And i know tough we may be tired that the the day is not at end for the enemy marches again. AND WE SHALL STAND!. We shall rise our blades still stained from the blood of their brethrens and we shall bring them down again through their heart of evil. For the brave can never die AND OUR NAME SHALL LIVE ON IN HISTORY!!!! TO THE BREACH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Same cavalier, actually survived the battle (god i loved that game. Greatest RP experience in 10 years of gaming) Watch this shot hafling Rogue assassin The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. As far as the bible goes there is a ton of good stuff to use there. A :cookie: for the one who gets that one That last quote is also from the bible. But in the context you used it, Pulp Fiction.
Crucis 10-12-07, 03:50 PM	LEEEERRROOOOOYYYYYY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Radijs 10-13-07, 05:50 AM	"'I regret that I have only one life to lay down for Whalebone Lane!'" Again Cookie for reference.
TheJackOfSpades 10-13-07, 01:38 PM	"'I regret that I have only one life to lay down for Whalebone Lane!'" Again Cookie for reference. Nightwatch by Terry Pratchett (On a side note, does looking it up on google still get me the cookie...? :P)
Zebppir 10-13-07, 01:57 PM	I want to see the light leave your eyes! Your time is at a end! Time to die! A cookie for each if you can guess all three.
Sturgeon_Of_Time 10-13-07, 04:28 PM	Here's my favorite: "Gut them! Gut them all!"
Soups 10-14-07, 03:27 AM	Kill the bee! Kill the bee! ( no one will get that )
Shadojack 10-14-07, 10:45 AM	Leerrroooyyyy Jeeennnkkkinnnsss!:fight!:
ThePassiveArmada 10-14-07, 05:51 PM	2) Yippee-kay-ay MF! (please tell me someone knows this reference....:cookie: ) Yeah, from the Die Hard movies with Bruce Willis.
ThePassiveArmada 10-14-07, 05:52 PM	2) Yippee-kay-ay MF! (please tell me someone knows this reference....:cookie: ) Die Hard.
Crimsondagger 10-15-07, 12:48 AM	Ok first one There Can Be Only One! here is one I used for a warblade. Though I walk through the valley in the shadow of death I shall fear no evil For I am the baddest thing here. It's Better to burn out then to fade away! My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to Die. . And my personal favorite " I shall drink your blood and eat your flesh and if I am nice I will send your heart home to your mother.
The_Sentin3l 10-15-07, 08:09 AM	I want to see the light leave your eyes! Your time is at a end! Time to die! A cookie for each if you can guess all three. I can't guess all three, but the last one is possibly from The Last Chancers novels by Gav Thorpe. Though I'm probably wrong. One of my own: Carpe vicis!! (Sieze the opportunity)
trappedslider 10-16-07, 12:55 AM	Dead or alive, you're coming with me. (NAme the reference and win a cookie)
coston89 10-16-07, 01:24 AM	"UG DANCE SQUISHY DANCE!!!" - one of my friend's more memorable characters, Ug the brain-damaged half-giant barbarian (4 Int, seriously?!?!). Our party got lost and encountered a goblin warcamp and was attacked but ol' Ug though it was a party and started dancing and swinging his axe merrily, beheading several gobbos and my mage.
trappedslider 10-16-07, 03:33 PM	"This is sparten group omaga,if they want war,we'll give them war."
The_Sentin3l 10-17-07, 07:46 AM	BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! (No cookie-too easy) Seeing as nobody else got it, and this time I'm 99.99% sure about it........ Dawn of War. Bloodthirster, I think. I dunno, been too long. And to finish it.... Blood for the blood god, Skulls for the skull throne, Souls for the soul eater. And one of my own.... Emperor's t***!! Cookie for the ref.
Alakar 10-17-07, 10:54 AM	Dead or alive, you're coming with me. (NAme the reference and win a cookie) Robocop! Here is a few I like: Darkness descends upon you, and from this night you shall not waken! Glory! Glory to strong! The gods bless only the souls forged in the fires of war! Into eternal oblivion with you fiend! The boatman waits for us, I say we make him wait a little longer! (Borrowed)
Derenger999 10-17-07, 12:23 PM	1. For the Emperor! (Dawn of War, Space Marines) 2. Cleanse, Purge, Kill!! (Again, Dawn of War, Space Marines) 3. For the Greater Good! (And again, Dawn of War, Tau) 4. Here I come, and the Hells come with me! (Icewind Dale) 5. Go for the eyes Boo, Go for the eyes yaaaahhhhh!!!! (Anyone who doesn't get this reference loses all rights to be a gamer)
trappedslider 10-17-07, 01:03 PM	:devil: Robocop! :cookie: no one has yet gotten the cookie for the FOR THE MORTGE PAYMENT! reference
Sinfire Titan 10-17-07, 06:13 PM	"This is sparten group omaga,if they want war,we'll give them war." I love that line. "Spartans never die."
Runningyellowstream 10-17-07, 07:21 PM	"Captain Insano shows no mercy!" -Said Adam Sandler "We'll kill em all grow poppies over their corpses and then use those poppies to slowly poison their children!" -Said a Level 20 druid with max ranks in Craft Poison and Proffession Farmer "Id rather jump to my death and strike one of you on the way down rather than cling to this cieling to be pelted by all your acid arrows!" - Said a dying Level 1 Warlock to a crowd of wizard's apprentices.
DungeonScout 10-17-07, 07:43 PM	Kill the bee! Kill the bee! ( no one will get that ) I can't remember for certain, but does that happen to be an Invader Zim quote?
Hellsbells 10-17-07, 08:08 PM	Death to the montagues! Death to the capulets! (( The two people who said this were studying romeo and juliet and had their characters yell it in the middle of the wilderness while fighting some gnoles. This probably belongs in the worst war cries thread but it was funny )) The cavalry comes! On foot! Burn the heretic! Kill the mutant! Purge the unclean! (yay space marines) I'll drink your blood from your skull! Have at the hellhound! Turn or be killed vagabound.
Hellsbells 10-17-07, 08:10 PM	"We'll kill em all grow poppies over their corpses and then use those poppies to slowly poison their children!" -Said a Level 20 druid with max ranks in Craft Poison and Proffession Farmer I want to meet this druid.
Runningyellowstream 10-17-07, 08:32 PM	I want to meet this druid. That was the first character i played to level 20 (neutral-evil little regard for the wellbeing of others so long as it was a boon to nature) my war cry for the druid usually was blood makes the grass grow but that was already said that quote came from when we were skirmishing against a tribe of demon-blooded orcs (fiendesh, half-fiends, etc.) near the end of that campaign. I succeded eventually they should never of stepped up on my turf. But beside the point here are som more... Cigarettes Leave You Breathless! If I fall this boulder im holding falls and we all die! Master of the unseen hand bluffing with a boulder held up by a wall of force. and lastly TIGER CLAW!
PallysFTWBaby 10-17-07, 10:13 PM	I once tried to shout "Death to evil!" but shouted "Death to emo!" instead. Ah well, same difference. Thanks to Jack for the :cookie:
peril 10-18-07, 04:25 AM	not sure if this should be in here or in the worst war cries thread but here goes your ass is grass and iam the lawnmower and im here kick ass and chew gum and im all outa gum :D
Mordent_Sage 10-18-07, 06:38 AM	"As the good lord said, love your neighbour as if he was your brother. Unless he's turkish, in which case kill the bastard!" - Blackadder, series 1 "Turn and face me, mage!" - me, at LARP. Bad idea - the mage ran, but his three bodyguards turned round... damn honourable characters! "Now what did we learn?" - more for after the fight, when cleaning the blood off your blade. But the best battle cry has got to be the verbal component for the nastiest spell you know!
peril 10-18-07, 10:35 AM	say your goodbye's im gona cut you from your guch to your forehead
Fenrir_Greyback 10-18-07, 02:09 PM	Foul and uninteligent beast, I send you now to hades dark pit! May bookworms knaw upon your bones, and dictionaries ever tourture your tiny brain.
RanAngel 11-02-07, 07:31 AM	One more Shakespeare for you: "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more." Others: "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night." (BIG :cookie: for anyone who can spot this reference.) And of course, the greatest of all, *Stab* Short and to the point. :D
Fly666monkey 11-02-07, 11:48 AM	" FOR GLORY! FOR HONOR! FOR THE FREE BEER AND LOOSE WOMEN!!!!!"
RanAngel 11-02-07, 08:39 PM	One of my PCs is a changeling rogue who worships the Traveller. Some of his favourites are: Splee! EWWUUPP! Because you said so! For the great green bunion of the Traveller's left foot! I am off my face!!!
Shadojack 11-02-07, 09:19 PM	You can run, but you'll just die tired!
blade265 11-03-07, 11:06 AM	Yea I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, 'cause I'm the meanest son of a b*tch here. kill'm all and let god sort them out
TheDragonmaster 11-03-07, 12:46 PM	- It's peanut butter jelly time! - Tekelili! (A cookie for the reference, and kodos to a scary mnemonic capacity) - More! MORE! MOOORE!!! And, lastly, the ace of them all: - Iron Heart Surge. No matter what your "cry of effort" is. Ignore antimagic. Ignore vacuum. Ignore gravity. Ignore relativity theory and go faster than light.
FawBoo 11-03-07, 02:44 PM	*Runs in charging, weapon held high* "Raaaarrgh! Sneak attack!"
Dummyplug 11-03-07, 05:27 PM	Go for the eyes Boo, Go for the eyes yaaaahhhhh!!!! (Anyone who doesn't get this reference loses all rights to be a gamer) From Baldur's Gate (from the ranger with mental issues...) I think a battlecry must be shorter than some of the stuff that I readed here... I prefeer the simple ones. Blood n'skulz for the throne of [chaos god of the day]! Spoon! (the best) NI! Wiiii! (from the daring fearless Lemmings, the sleeping giant... the lemmings will rise again!) Berserker barrage!! Gemmaaaaaaaa!!!!! (is anyone that knows where is this one from?) but some times the best is when the other side cryes intead.. like with the JPF suicide scuad XD
GruunTheLegend 11-04-07, 01:38 AM	(your name) CHARE!!!! in a scotish acsent
vampymage 11-04-07, 11:35 AM	Vae Victus! Call your dogs! They can feast on your corpses!
Heroic_Ezekial 11-04-07, 12:35 PM	I AM ALL THAT IS MAN! (Then tear apart your tunic exposing your totally ripped chest.) Keep your minds out of the gutter.
Fly666monkey 11-04-07, 04:09 PM	- Say hello to my little friend! -TIMMY! -I fart in your general direction! (cookie if you get reference) -DON'T. INSULT. MY. MAMA! -I'm drunk! -YOU :censored: YOU'RE GONNA :censored:ING DIE!
Sinfire Titan 11-04-07, 07:51 PM	-I fart in your general direction! (cookie if you get reference) Why must people quote Monty Python in DnD? It just feels so wrong when you yell "It's but a flesh wound!" mid combat.
Fly666monkey 11-04-07, 08:09 PM	Why must people quote Monty Python in DnD? It just feels so wrong when you yell "It's but a flesh wound!" mid combat. Dunno, i hve friends who do that. Anyways, here's your cookie :cookie:
Heroic_Ezekial 11-05-07, 01:19 PM	"Time to dispense some in-discriminate justice!"
Melpomene 11-05-07, 01:25 PM	- It's peanut butter jelly time! - Tekelili! (A cookie for the reference, and kodos to a scary mnemonic capacity) - More! MORE! MOOORE!!! And, lastly, the ace of them all: - Iron Heart Surge. No matter what your "cry of effort" is. Ignore antimagic. Ignore vacuum. Ignore gravity. Ignore relativity theory and go faster than light. "Tekelili" has something to do with a mountain, madness, and oversized panguin. "So what's your battle cry?" 'What's a battle-cry?' "It's what you shout before you charge in battle." "Then, I guess my battle cry is 'It's on now, b****.'"
TheDragonmaster 11-10-07, 05:03 AM	"Tekelili" has something to do with a mountain, madness, and oversized panguin.Better not mention more than nessesary. A :cookie: for you. Three more: - HUH? - What the? - Where am I?
GeeBee 11-10-07, 08:57 AM	SPOOOOON!
Ragorok 11-10-07, 09:07 AM	You die now
alphageekmattpi 11-10-07, 09:58 AM	may your Insectoid warriors only survive by eating the larvae stages of their own young.
icuall 11-15-07, 09:52 AM	"Kill them all and let God sort them out!" Sorry if someone already posted this. If you know it, you know where it comes from.
BarivusTheFearless 11-15-07, 12:56 PM	I like all the original ones :P HERE'S MINE!!!! "Peekaboo!"
Mithral Icesilver 11-25-07, 11:31 AM	It's Better to burn out then to fade away! I can completely see a fire-happy wizard or pyrokineticist using this one. Here's a couple: They can never stop the signal! (for a bard or someone who's big on sonic attacks) There will be no survivors! :cookie: for the first one to get the first reference - the second one's far too easy.
Josol 11-25-07, 02:28 PM	"Come, warriors! Valhalla awaits!" "The bards will sing of our glory! Charge!" "We shall honor their warriors by eating their hearts!" "Heroes will be forged this day!"
RanAngel 11-25-07, 04:03 PM	They can never stop the signal! (for a bard or someone who's big on sonic attacks) There will be no survivors! :cookie: for the first one to get the first reference - the second one's far too easy. I'd say their both too easy, but here's the first one: Serenity: "Can't stop the signal, Mal. Everything goes somewhere, and I go everywhere."
Nat_20 11-25-07, 04:06 PM	"George Clooney, GUIDE MY BLADE!!!!!" a friends Barbarian once said that when raging and rushing into battle.
keepu 11-26-07, 04:16 AM	"Blood for the mortar, Grind up their bones, Death of our enemies, Sets our Stones!" or the classic "it is a good day to die"
The Ubbergeek 11-26-07, 08:28 PM	the "NOTHING WALK AWAY!" from one of the NWN soundset was great. :) But less serious.... hum.... "Check ye arses!" "Orks make pies!" "NANANANANANANANANERE!!!!!
my_appendix_blew_up 11-26-07, 08:31 PM	you must be a gnome or halfling (or any other small/tiny/diminutive race) you also must be fighting an Ettin (or something of equal or larger size) You may be bigger than me! But your not as good at hiding! trademark of my 5th level rogue who specialized in blowing his cover. This unfortunately, was my last battle, the wizard blinded the ettin, it tripped over the tree i was hiding in and crushed me into a putty. The funny thing is, i got resurrected into my body, which (literally) had no bones left intact, so i died again.
Dusken 11-27-07, 01:51 PM	Kill the bee! Kill the bee! ( no one will get that ) Venture Brothers, Season One "Kiss my axe!" "Are you proud to die? Will the bards of your village sing tales of your valor? Will your children's children tell tales of your death?"
beepaladin 12-02-07, 04:30 AM	I came up with it now, but I've been looking for a battlecry for my Paladin of St. Cuthbert/Marshal. "They have paid the fee of their own destruction. Let us be righteous executioners!" and referencing an earlier post, "By the cudgel" works as well as "by the mace"
ptj2500 12-04-07, 10:49 AM	for the... the... who is it we are fighting for?
Kiioro 12-04-07, 11:27 AM	"Where is your battle cry now?" -My rogue after coming out from cover, delivering THE sneak attack. "Today you'll wish you were masochists." -The party's human fighter.
TPK 12-04-07, 01:27 PM	Cleric: "I kick ass for the Lord!" Cookie for reference. From the priest in Dead-Alive... Peter Jackson's first directed movie. Mmmmm... cookie. Now mine your entrails are about to become your extrails! Pain!, a world of PAIN! Leave None Alive!!!
Dusk_Raider 12-05-07, 09:10 PM	FOR GLORIOUS VENGANCE! OBLIVION TAKE YOU! YOU WILL ALL DIE BLOODY, PAINFUL DEATHS! ALL OF YOU! AAAAAAAAAA! RUN AWAY!
kelvinaw273 12-06-07, 11:51 AM	"Rumpleschnitz!" No, I have no idea what it means, if anything. or, BBEG: "ARE YOU A HERO, PUNY MORTAL?" Mortal facing BBEG: "No, not really, but don't assume that's going to stop me - or save you."
UrLord_Unbeliever 12-06-07, 12:01 PM	"For Tusenmaug!" Painfully Obvious, I know...but still a good one
blodgett 12-06-07, 02:12 PM	Hmm... of all the ones I've heard over the years of gaming, the best would have to be "I impale myself on the horns of death!" yeh, that'd be it.
Voran 12-07-07, 03:02 PM	For the Emperor! To ME, MY BROTHERS! Cleanse! Purge! KILL! The fallen shall be forever remembered as the Emperor's finest. and of course.... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
trappedslider 12-07-07, 04:23 PM	Yeah! You want some!? I got some for you! How 'bout you? I will eat your unhappiness! (may already been said) Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts.
Tanel 12-08-07, 12:42 PM	My friend's fighter was getting nickled'n'dimed by a bunch of Kobolds one session and, getting frustrated, yelled: "STOP POKING ME!!!!" .....and proceeded to decapitate several of the offenders. More in the spirit of the thread: "Have at you!" (and oldie, but one of my favorites) "Embrace the fate which I have brought!" "(Insert name of deity here), I come to you this day!!!"
Qube 12-09-07, 09:54 AM	"SPARTA! [or another location]" (300) "THIS ... IS ... MATHA!!!" (fighter, reference to his sword :nonono: )
kelvinaw273 12-09-07, 11:56 AM	"Come on and have a go if you think you're hard enough!" - a classic!
Timespike 12-09-07, 12:48 PM	I only claim to have come up with #1 myself.... 1. "The wrath of the righteous is terrible to behold!" (Good) 2. "Blood and souls for my dark master!" (Evil) 3. "Gut them! Gut them all!" (Crazy evil) 4. "No prisoners!" (Amoral Mercenaries) 5. "Forward, to Glory!" (Good) 6. "For our families!" (Good) 7. "For Justice!" (Good) 8. "BLLLLOOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!" (Evil) 9. "Punish! Punish! Punish! Punish!" (Followers of St. Cuthbert/Hoar/etc.) 10. "Stabbity Death!" (Dimwitted small humanoid beasties)
cheezgrater 12-09-07, 09:08 PM	"Blood, Blood, Blood, Blood". For optimum effectiveness, this should be a continuous chant, as monotone as possible. Imagine, for example, a warforged juggernaut ripping through your comrades chanting this, and you should start to get just how disturbing/demoralizing it can be.
theblackpiece 12-11-07, 07:56 PM	The best ever is of course "I LOOK FORWARD TO KILLING YOU SOON!" (if you dont get the reference then you suck and need to go here (http://http://askaninja.com/))
NinjaLemur 12-12-07, 01:00 AM	One of my personal favorites from a very old movie: " I have come here to kick ass and to chew bubblegum and I am all out of bubblegum"
Guderian 12-12-07, 01:23 AM	For a sword-weilder: "I shall slit you from nose to navel!" For a monk: "Hungry? Eat my fist!" or "The knuckle sandwiches are on me!" Generic: "Oblivion awaits us all. You first, my dear fellow." And :cookie: for anyone who gets these: "Smash! Strangle!" "Have you heard of Rule Number One?" "You wanna jack with the Ripper?" (Quote from a movie)
blodgett 12-12-07, 10:33 AM	The most feared battle cry in my old group "Gundar kill now!" Come to think of it, it's the most feared phrase too ... (Gundar is a battlerager with a 6 intelligence. He lives to fight and will use this as his battle cry, a query to find out if he can kill the creatures encountered, and a constant mantra when bored.)
NightRigger 12-12-07, 02:54 PM	I AM HERE, BUT SOON YOU WILL NOT BE HERE!!!!!
Viatos 12-13-07, 07:59 PM	"If you die, I'm going to EAAAAAAAAAAT YOUUUUUUUU!" "Your children are OOOORRRRPHAAAANS!" "I'll see you in Hell...LITERALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" To an escaping BBEG who didn't realize our Earth and Fire Cleric had already Wall of Stone and Fire'd his escape route: "Just begun?! Haven't you noticed...it's ALREADY OVER!" More of a war-speech, this was said by my Chaotic Evil Crusader while holding the leader of a martial order's local chapter over the edge of the roof of the guildhouse tower, while the seven initiates who could fit on the roof (there were many more inside) looked on in consternation. "I want you to scream. Scream like you've never screamed before. Scream until your lungs burn and blister, until your throat tears itself apart, scream until your thoughts shudder with it, until your heart bursts, until all your life is reduced to the sound of it...I want you to scream until it deafens the demons of the deepest darkest pits, until it pierces the floor of HEAVEN'S THRONEROOM and strikes the gods themselves like a thunderbolt woven from your pain, scream until this earth is broken on the back of eternity, until nothing is left but your unwavering symphony of despair, scream and scream and scream, and as you scream you will understand that NO FORCE, IN THIS WORLD, OR ANY OTHER, IS GOING TO COME TO YOUR RESCUE! NOW, SCREAM!" At this point, he threw the leader out into open air, whirled around with the largest circumstance bonus on an Intimidate check anyone in our games has ever been given, and charged into the enemy. Quote from the ultimate Blackguard: "Your pain...shall be legendary."
Ruleroftheblind 12-14-07, 06:19 AM	your entrails are about to become your extrails! Pain!, a world of PAIN! I LOVE that guy. My friend's two-headed Treant character wielded a spiked chain with a statue of Garl Glittergold on one end, whenever wading into a mass of enemies, swinging his spiked statue chain, he would cry out: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLL GLITTERGOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLD!!!!!"
kelvinaw273 12-14-07, 11:17 AM	"Have you heard of Rule Number One?" I think the character's name was Lao Tzu, in Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett. The Rule of One was: "It is imprudent to offer violence to innocuous looking little old men." My favourite lines from that book, though, were when the small, elderly sweeper with his broom wanders into the senior dojo, and one of the senior students is outraged at this transgression of protocol. Student to sweeper: "Stand forth and face my wrath!" <leaps into attacking stance> Dojo Master: "One moment! Before this begins, I would have you know the name of the one you are about to destroy." Student: "What does the name of a sweeper matter?" Dojo Master: "I wasn't talking to you."
Bellmaethorion 12-16-07, 04:00 PM	"I will show you, YOUR GREATEST NIGHTMARE!" "Death to you all!" "I.AM.PAIN!" "SPLEEEEEEEN!" "I AM the law!"
lonewolf6339 12-16-07, 08:16 PM	"For music, alcohol, AND THE OPPOSITE SEX!!!" The ultimate bardic war cry...
Ace_of_time 12-16-07, 11:28 PM	Don't know if they have been posted but didn't see them. "I AM THE LAW" Edit posted already sorry and "I"LL TAKE PLEASURE IN GUT'N YOU BOY"
holybarbarian 12-16-07, 11:45 PM	My... impulsive... Dwarf Fighter wields a tower shield, which for a reason which would require significant backstory, flies. Enemy's quake when they hear from above their heads... "RAIN STUPID!!!"
lonewolf6339 12-17-07, 10:04 AM	Here's one I use from The Bard's Tale (the origional not the joke version) Death and drek!!!
Lhiannon Sidhe 12-17-07, 11:12 AM	When I was in basic training, my platoon's Warcry was "Fire in our eyes, Ice in our veins!" It was particularly effective when just one solider yelled out "Fire in our Eyes!" and the rest of the Platoon responded with "Ice in our Veins!"