1001 Class slogans. [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 Class slogans. [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Serge_P
08-15-07, 07:49 AM 1: Paladin of Tyranny (UA): "To punish and enslave!"
Novacat
08-15-07, 09:09 AM 2. Crusader (ToB): "I'm not a paladin, dammit!"
3. Ninja (ComAdv): "Ninja!"
4. Rogue (PHB): "I do it from behind."
5. Monk (PHB): "I just get fisty."
Kensan_Oni
08-15-07, 11:27 AM Holy Liberator, Healer: "For Uni!"
Ebonarc
08-15-07, 11:29 AM 7. (barbarian): "To pick on the wimp!"

8. (barbarian): "To break stuff!"

9. (bard): "To hog the spotlight!"
RodinGates
08-15-07, 12:19 PM Good Cleric : For chastity! Abstinence! And a flavorless mush I call root marm!

Evil Cleric : Sex, drugs, n' rock and roll!

Neutral Cleric : Meh, whatever floats yer boat.
Watsyurname529
08-15-07, 12:23 PM 12. [Wizard - Evoker] "To blow stuff up!"
13. [Wizard - Illusionist] "You can't see me!"
TwiddleStootch
08-15-07, 12:47 PM 14) [Wizard - Enchanter] - These Aren't the Kobolds you are looking for!
15) [Wizard - Necromancer] - Its alive!!!!.... Well, its not exactly dead anymore.
Bowmore
08-15-07, 12:55 PM Tome of Battle
Swordsage: I am so freakin' cool.
Crusader: Seriously, I'm not a paladin, stop it. I can only heal you by hitting someone else.
Warblade: I guess I'm supposed to be a replacement for the fighter class?

Complete Psionic
Divine Mind: I'm just all-around useless.

Complete Warrior
Swashbuckler: I'm only worth three levels! That's one level more than the fighter!
Samurai: Somehow, someway, I'm actually inferior to the Oriental Adventures samurai. How the hell did this happen?
Ebonarc
08-15-07, 01:18 PM This is starting to sound like a repeat of 1001 Worst War Cries. To counteract that:

22. Rogue: "Not just a theif anymore".

23. Warblade: "Outfighting the Fighter since 2006."

24. Paladin: "Fighting holy wars in-game, causing them out-of-game."

25. Wizard (necromancer): Ask us about our corpse buy-back policy!"
Renvale999
08-15-07, 01:33 PM 26. Bard: I'm the most powerful....wait, who I am kidding? I'm useless.

27. Rogue: Original Gangsta's

28. Wizard: Proud, Haughty and Useless until 5th level

29. Paladin: For the Hope of Mankind! For Justice! For...dude alright I'm just playing my character.
Ebonarc
08-15-07, 01:45 PM 30. Wizard (evoker): "Specializing in converting enemies, walls, and other refuse to dust."
Grumman
08-15-07, 01:52 PM 31. Evoker: "Burn!"

From RPG motivational posters:
32. Wizard: "When I'm done reading, I'm so going to kick your ass."
33. Druid: "Hippy? Come over here and say that."
RobbyPants
08-15-07, 02:36 PM 34) Bard - "I can do anything! What am I good at? Nothing, really..."

35) Druid - "Foolish girl! I am a Druid. I have special abilities that are more powerful than your entire class!" ~Rich Burlew

http://s175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/robbypants/Druid.jpg
vaerdhdragonkin
08-15-07, 02:39 PM 36. Barbarian: Because your villiage is just begging to be plundered.

37. Bard: Feathered caps our speciality!

38. Cleric: Where else will you go for healing and admonishment?

39. Druid: Hugging trees since before Greenpeace.

40. Fighter: The ultimate n00b class since 1974.

41. Monk: Meditation and facial rearranging for inner peace.

42. Ranger: Ripping off Strider since AD&D.

43. Rogue: Hiding in shadows just to stab you in the back.

44. Sorcerer: Spellbooks? We don't need no stinking spellbooks!

45. Wizard: Cantrips are just the beginning . . . .
Zousha_Omenohu
08-15-07, 05:30 PM Warlock: For PONY!!!

;)
TiwazTyrsfist
08-15-07, 06:25 PM Bard: Hey baby, How YOU doin'?
Barbarian: I solve my problems through violence.
Cleric: God is on my side... I have proof.
Rogue: ...*STAB*... Hi.
VulcanStormwrath
08-15-07, 06:40 PM Rogue "We make the best wizards"

Warblade "Call me a fighter again and it's on"

Paladin "When it all comes tumbling down, when the darkness falls and the demons come and the world's about to end.... I'll be there...fighting, because somebody has to."

Fighter "Avenge me!!!"
Devil Gnasher
08-15-07, 07:08 PM Wizard (necromancer): I've spent over six years-studying biology, medicine and organic science so I could learn how to magically control living matter and maybe, just maybe save lives. Then after all these years I still get lumped in with necrophiliacs who magically animate corpses for fun? Shoot those freaks for crying out loud! Now shut up and let me save this kid's life you idiots.
Wizard (conjuror): See, summoning spells are basically short-term dedicated wormholes. Not much to it really. Just try not to create a black hole by accident.
Wizard (transmuter): Uhm... I can fix it! Honestly I can fix it. Do you see people? Fixed, I think.
Wizard (enchanter): Free will is vastly overrated my friend.
Wizard (diviner): What you see, as random chance is in fact understandable and partially predictable probability. While one can not predict what will happen, one can predict what is most likely to happen.
Ebonarc
08-15-07, 07:43 PM Wizard (necromancer): I've spent over six years-studying biology, medicine and organic science so I could learn how to magically control living matter and maybe, just maybe save lives. Then after all these years I still get lumped in with necrophiliacs who magically animate corpses for fun? Shoot those freaks for crying out loud! Now shut up and let me save this kid's life you idiots.
Wizard (conjuror): See, summoning spells are basically short-term dedicated wormholes. Not much to it really. Just try not to create a black hole by accident.
Wizard (transmuter): Uhm... I can fix it! Honestly I can fix it. Do you see people? Fixed, I think.
Wizard (enchanter): Free will is vastly overrated my friend.
Wizard (diviner): What you see, as random chance is in fact understandable and partially predictable probability. While one can not predict what will happen, one can predict what is most likely to happen.

In that vein:

A conversation between an evoker and a transmuter (from my sig):

Transmuter: "How can you say Evocation is the greatest school of magic? Your only ability is to destroy things. You have no versatility. Transmutation is far superior."
Evoker: "Oh, really? See those orcs over there?"
Transmuter: "Yes. But what does..."
Evoker: (Casts Fireball) "There. I TRANSMUTED them to ASHES!"
Transmuter: :eek: ... :weep:
Hamarul
08-15-07, 08:04 PM Paladin: Eat my Justice!
Barbarian: Grokko Smash!
Watsyurname529
08-15-07, 08:09 PM In that vein:

A conversation between an evoker and a transmuter (from my sig):

Transmuter: "How can you say Evocation is the greatest school of magic? Your only ability is to destroy things. You have no versatility. Transmutation is far superior."
Evoker: "Oh, really? See those orcs over there?"
Transmuter: "Yes. But what does..."
Evoker: (Casts Fireball) "There. I TRANSMUTED them to ASHES!"
Transmuter: :eek: ... :weep:

:heehee

62. [Wizard - Illusionist] "You only think those are kobolds"
Archus Forix
08-15-07, 08:15 PM Sorcerer: For those illiterate arcane spellcasters!

Illusionist Wizard: It is now time for senile and dementia to kick in; Where do you think you are?

Rogue:.....(whispers)....I am ninja!

Rogue: Don't worry, I am behind you.

Fighter: For those literate thugs! Smile, Redgar, you just made $5!

Barbarian: It doesn't matter what I say, they can't read... YOUR MOM
Aloki
08-15-07, 08:34 PM Druid: Sooo much better than Cleric
Sorcerer: Magic: More natural than Druids, well, kinda
Rogue: So what did you do last night? Really that coo-SNEAK ATTACK!!
Callista
08-15-07, 08:53 PM Monk: Weapons are highly overrated.
Wizard: Reality is just a state of mind. My mind.
Risen Martyr: I'll be back.
Rogue: *sneak* *stab*
Dwarven Defender: Castle walls? We don't need no stinkin' castle walls!
Psion: Your mind, my playground.
Frenzied Berserker: Mayhem, incorporated. Or at least eviscerated.
Archus Forix
08-15-07, 08:55 PM Wizard [Illusionist]: That wasn't chicken
Shas'O
08-15-07, 11:24 PM Frenzied berserker: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Zousha_Omenohu
08-15-07, 11:45 PM Paladin: GOOD FOR THE GOOD GOD!

:heehee
khyron1144
08-16-07, 12:01 AM Barbarian: I drink and fight!
Drunken Master: I drink and fight better!

Fighter: Well, I fight.
captianhowdy
08-16-07, 12:11 AM Spellwarped Sniper: ......*ZAP*
Cancer Mage: "Its terminal"
Return of the Flumph
08-16-07, 01:13 AM Ranger: Sorry, you'll need to spend at least two levels on me before getting Two Weapon Fighting now.
Ebonarc
10-09-07, 06:53 PM I apologize for my thread necromancy, but:

86. Blood Magus: "Death Is For Quitters"

87. Cleric: "Prepare To Be Godsmacked." (funnier if you're British)

88. Psion (Kineticist): "Mind over Matter. My mind, your matter."
Japan_the_cougar
10-09-07, 10:06 PM Factotum: Now 25% more versatile and useless that bards!

Implant Hack (d20 Future): He'll break your heart....and replace it.

Pale Master: Not necessarily emo.

Fighter: "Smash things" doesn't also mean "stupid".

Binder: Satanists only wish they were this cool.

Truenamer: Because everything is really just gibberish on the giant page of the cosmos. And you have the eraser.:D
PallysFTWBaby
10-10-07, 12:25 AM Barbarian: Who says d12 is dead?

Bard: I was born to drink, rock, and fsck.

Cleric: Just because we heal you, doesn't mean we like you.

Druid: Anything you can do, I can do better.

Fighter: My class features are simple enough for one of my Int score to understand.

Monk: Do you really need to specify which save I need to roll?

Paladin: The proper term is "detect evil," not "gaydar."

Ranger: Not all of us dual-wield scimitars.

Rogue: Learn to spell! I am *not* make-up! SNEAK ATTACK!

Sorcerer: I *can* get by on sexiness and not brains.

Abjurer: We use protection every time!
Conjurer: See that discontinuity in the position vs. time equation? Yeah, that was me.
Diviner: Everything you never wanted to know about sex but were forced to find out!
Enchanter: Anything worth doing is worth charming others into doing it for you.
Evoker: What the hell is a "non-combat caster" anyway?
Illusionist: I can look like a sexy beast if I want to.
Necromancer: Call me emo again and you are a zombified man.
Transmuter: Illusionist? That guy sucks. I can BECOME a sexy beast!
Universal wizard: Even the smartest people get indecision at times.
Disciple_of_Salsa
10-10-07, 01:18 AM Warlock- These spells don't need reloading.
Psion- Like a wizard, but cooler.
Hulking Hurler- I have a moose, and I'm not afraid to throw it.
Wizard- The real reason you should be nice to nerds.
Assassin- Now hold still for 10 minutes.
Blackguard- Paladin gone bad
Drunken Master- We have more fun
Druid- Don't step on the grass
Thevail
10-10-07, 01:36 AM Barbarian: There is no problem too big...for a greataxe!
Rogue:Security Integry Specialist
Cleric: They stab you..I grab you!
Fighter: We kill so you don't have to!
Ranger: Only you can prevent forest gnomes!
Druid: Keeping civilization at bay for....EVER !
Paladin: For that untarnished sheen of goodness!
Bard: I am NOT a 4th rate cleric!!!
navar100
10-10-07, 02:14 AM Crusader: "You can't win. You strike me, I just become that much stronger."

Paladin: "Like a horse".

Cleric: "Me and what army?" *points up*
Draken2
10-10-07, 02:04 PM Monk: I'll show you a Jackie Chen kickass style like no one else! EVER

Druid: One Ape to rule them all.
Ian0311
10-10-07, 02:33 PM Barbarian: Springing Traps since 1996

Fighter: Skills? Never heard of 'em.

Rogue: Now, I know you're feeling cocky, Mr. Fireball user, but I'll take this time to remind you that I can survive the planet exploding fifty percent of the time if I make a successful Reflex save.
LifeIshFun
10-10-07, 02:55 PM Druids- What happens in the woods stays in the woods

Wizards - We make guano useful!
Serge_P
10-10-07, 03:15 PM Warmage/Paladin of Slaughter: What ever you can do, I can destroy it.

Warmage: I cast the spells that make people fall down!

Beguiler: Wasn't me.
Grod_The_Giant
10-10-07, 03:15 PM Barbarian/Frenzied Bezerker: "Don't make me angry- you won't like me when I'm angry!"
RobbyPants
10-10-07, 03:36 PM Monk: Just like communism, I look much better on paper than in practice.
Decoy_Lockbox
10-10-07, 04:39 PM Monk: Just like communism, I look much better on paper than in practice.

Zing!

Rogue: You got nothin' on me.
Wizard: Offenders will be Feebleminded to the full extent of the law...my law
Cleric: I know you have a boo-boo, but Daddy's busy fighting right now

Fighter: Back in my day, we fought by standing in front of the enemy and swinging away...not like you young whippersnappers with your fancy maneuvers and stances and what have ye! And when we dedicated ourselves to a weapon, we really meant it, not like these dang Warblades, all scampering around with different weapons as it suites 'em! And if we got paralyzed, we took it like a man, not like the damn kids with their Iron Heart Surge this, and Iron Heart Surge that. If the good lord had seen it fit for fighters to have a decent chance of resisting a hold person, he would 'a given 'em a decent will save!
Bauglir
10-10-07, 06:03 PM Rogue: "Hello, I'm the mayor. Welcome to my - SNEAK ATTACK!"
Barbarian: "I Power Attack for full. I know I'm just trying to pet the puppy, but I always Power Attack for full."
Fighter: "Being the party leader is great. Why? Who's gonna fight you for it? The elf? Hell, no."
shalitanior1018
10-11-07, 09:03 PM barbarian;leeeeeroyyyyyy jennnnkennnnsssss

(sorry if i mispelled it)
navar100
10-12-07, 02:09 AM bard: "Fascinating!"
sorcerer: "Oh, did I do that?"
fighter: "It's clobbering time!"
rogue: "Hey, look at that!"
psionicist: "I sense something."
ranger: "He went thataway."
druid: "If a tree falls in a forest, I will hear it."
wizard: "Abracadabra."
monk: <a jolting stare>
barbarian: "I see you want a beating."
Ozgar
10-12-07, 02:59 PM Fighter: Ok I want to know two things, what is it? and where's my axe?
Stoyrm
10-12-07, 03:03 PM Rogue: RUN! AND LIVE!
ADHadh
10-12-07, 03:54 PM Wizard, Sorcerer and Rogue: From 5th level up we own the world, hah!
Fighter, Barbarian and Cleric: Have fun trying to reach that level without us backing you up.

Ranger: Goblin tracks! Heh heh heh heh...
Monk: Who needs equipment?
Barbarian: Brute force: if it doesn't work, your just not using enough.
Frenzied Berserker: It's just a flesh wound! Come on here, I'm gonna bite your legs off!
Dwarven Defender: You shall not pass!
shalitanior1018
10-12-07, 07:26 PM rogue:who are you,no wait ,give me a rason to care who you are(the mumbels)*and why should i let you live*

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Serge_P 08-15-07, 07:49 AM	1: Paladin of Tyranny (UA): "To punish and enslave!"
Novacat 08-15-07, 09:09 AM	2. Crusader (ToB): "I'm not a paladin, dammit!" 3. Ninja (ComAdv): "Ninja!" 4. Rogue (PHB): "I do it from behind." 5. Monk (PHB): "I just get fisty."
Kensan_Oni 08-15-07, 11:27 AM	Holy Liberator, Healer: "For Uni!"
Ebonarc 08-15-07, 11:29 AM	7. (barbarian): "To pick on the wimp!" 8. (barbarian): "To break stuff!" 9. (bard): "To hog the spotlight!"
RodinGates 08-15-07, 12:19 PM	Good Cleric : For chastity! Abstinence! And a flavorless mush I call root marm! Evil Cleric : Sex, drugs, n' rock and roll! Neutral Cleric : Meh, whatever floats yer boat.
Watsyurname529 08-15-07, 12:23 PM	12. [Wizard - Evoker] "To blow stuff up!" 13. [Wizard - Illusionist] "You can't see me!"
TwiddleStootch 08-15-07, 12:47 PM	14) [Wizard - Enchanter] - These Aren't the Kobolds you are looking for! 15) [Wizard - Necromancer] - Its alive!!!!.... Well, its not exactly dead anymore.
Bowmore 08-15-07, 12:55 PM	Tome of Battle Swordsage: I am so freakin' cool. Crusader: Seriously, I'm not a paladin, stop it. I can only heal you by hitting someone else. Warblade: I guess I'm supposed to be a replacement for the fighter class? Complete Psionic Divine Mind: I'm just all-around useless. Complete Warrior Swashbuckler: I'm only worth three levels! That's one level more than the fighter! Samurai: Somehow, someway, I'm actually inferior to the Oriental Adventures samurai. How the hell did this happen?
Ebonarc 08-15-07, 01:18 PM	This is starting to sound like a repeat of 1001 Worst War Cries. To counteract that: 22. Rogue: "Not just a theif anymore". 23. Warblade: "Outfighting the Fighter since 2006." 24. Paladin: "Fighting holy wars in-game, causing them out-of-game." 25. Wizard (necromancer): Ask us about our corpse buy-back policy!"
Renvale999 08-15-07, 01:33 PM	26. Bard: I'm the most powerful....wait, who I am kidding? I'm useless. 27. Rogue: Original Gangsta's 28. Wizard: Proud, Haughty and Useless until 5th level 29. Paladin: For the Hope of Mankind! For Justice! For...dude alright I'm just playing my character.
Ebonarc 08-15-07, 01:45 PM	30. Wizard (evoker): "Specializing in converting enemies, walls, and other refuse to dust."
Grumman 08-15-07, 01:52 PM	31. Evoker: "Burn!" From RPG motivational posters: 32. Wizard: "When I'm done reading, I'm so going to kick your ass." 33. Druid: "Hippy? Come over here and say that."
RobbyPants 08-15-07, 02:36 PM	34) Bard - "I can do anything! What am I good at? Nothing, really..." 35) Druid - "Foolish girl! I am a Druid. I have special abilities that are more powerful than your entire class!" ~Rich Burlew http://s175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/robbypants/Druid.jpg
vaerdhdragonkin 08-15-07, 02:39 PM	36. Barbarian: Because your villiage is just begging to be plundered. 37. Bard: Feathered caps our speciality! 38. Cleric: Where else will you go for healing and admonishment? 39. Druid: Hugging trees since before Greenpeace. 40. Fighter: The ultimate n00b class since 1974. 41. Monk: Meditation and facial rearranging for inner peace. 42. Ranger: Ripping off Strider since AD&D. 43. Rogue: Hiding in shadows just to stab you in the back. 44. Sorcerer: Spellbooks? We don't need no stinking spellbooks! 45. Wizard: Cantrips are just the beginning . . . .
Zousha_Omenohu 08-15-07, 05:30 PM	Warlock: For PONY!!! ;)
TiwazTyrsfist 08-15-07, 06:25 PM	Bard: Hey baby, How YOU doin'? Barbarian: I solve my problems through violence. Cleric: God is on my side... I have proof. Rogue: ...STAB... Hi.
VulcanStormwrath 08-15-07, 06:40 PM	Rogue "We make the best wizards" Warblade "Call me a fighter again and it's on" Paladin "When it all comes tumbling down, when the darkness falls and the demons come and the world's about to end.... I'll be there...fighting, because somebody has to." Fighter "Avenge me!!!"
Devil Gnasher 08-15-07, 07:08 PM	Wizard (necromancer): I've spent over six years-studying biology, medicine and organic science so I could learn how to magically control living matter and maybe, just maybe save lives. Then after all these years I still get lumped in with necrophiliacs who magically animate corpses for fun? Shoot those freaks for crying out loud! Now shut up and let me save this kid's life you idiots. Wizard (conjuror): See, summoning spells are basically short-term dedicated wormholes. Not much to it really. Just try not to create a black hole by accident. Wizard (transmuter): Uhm... I can fix it! Honestly I can fix it. Do you see people? Fixed, I think. Wizard (enchanter): Free will is vastly overrated my friend. Wizard (diviner): What you see, as random chance is in fact understandable and partially predictable probability. While one can not predict what will happen, one can predict what is most likely to happen.
Ebonarc 08-15-07, 07:43 PM	Wizard (necromancer): I've spent over six years-studying biology, medicine and organic science so I could learn how to magically control living matter and maybe, just maybe save lives. Then after all these years I still get lumped in with necrophiliacs who magically animate corpses for fun? Shoot those freaks for crying out loud! Now shut up and let me save this kid's life you idiots. Wizard (conjuror): See, summoning spells are basically short-term dedicated wormholes. Not much to it really. Just try not to create a black hole by accident. Wizard (transmuter): Uhm... I can fix it! Honestly I can fix it. Do you see people? Fixed, I think. Wizard (enchanter): Free will is vastly overrated my friend. Wizard (diviner): What you see, as random chance is in fact understandable and partially predictable probability. While one can not predict what will happen, one can predict what is most likely to happen. In that vein: A conversation between an evoker and a transmuter (from my sig): Transmuter: "How can you say Evocation is the greatest school of magic? Your only ability is to destroy things. You have no versatility. Transmutation is far superior." Evoker: "Oh, really? See those orcs over there?" Transmuter: "Yes. But what does..." Evoker: (Casts Fireball) "There. I TRANSMUTED them to ASHES!" Transmuter: :eek: ... :weep:
Hamarul 08-15-07, 08:04 PM	Paladin: Eat my Justice! Barbarian: Grokko Smash!
Watsyurname529 08-15-07, 08:09 PM	In that vein: A conversation between an evoker and a transmuter (from my sig): Transmuter: "How can you say Evocation is the greatest school of magic? Your only ability is to destroy things. You have no versatility. Transmutation is far superior." Evoker: "Oh, really? See those orcs over there?" Transmuter: "Yes. But what does..." Evoker: (Casts Fireball) "There. I TRANSMUTED them to ASHES!" Transmuter: :eek: ... :weep: :heehee 62. [Wizard - Illusionist] "You only think those are kobolds"
Archus Forix 08-15-07, 08:15 PM	Sorcerer: For those illiterate arcane spellcasters! Illusionist Wizard: It is now time for senile and dementia to kick in; Where do you think you are? Rogue:.....(whispers)....I am ninja! Rogue: Don't worry, I am behind you. Fighter: For those literate thugs! Smile, Redgar, you just made $5! Barbarian: It doesn't matter what I say, they can't read... YOUR MOM
Aloki 08-15-07, 08:34 PM	Druid: Sooo much better than Cleric Sorcerer: Magic: More natural than Druids, well, kinda Rogue: So what did you do last night? Really that coo-SNEAK ATTACK!!
Callista 08-15-07, 08:53 PM	Monk: Weapons are highly overrated. Wizard: Reality is just a state of mind. My mind. Risen Martyr: I'll be back. Rogue: sneak stab Dwarven Defender: Castle walls? We don't need no stinkin' castle walls! Psion: Your mind, my playground. Frenzied Berserker: Mayhem, incorporated. Or at least eviscerated.
Archus Forix 08-15-07, 08:55 PM	Wizard [Illusionist]: That wasn't chicken
Shas'O 08-15-07, 11:24 PM	Frenzied berserker: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Zousha_Omenohu 08-15-07, 11:45 PM	Paladin: GOOD FOR THE GOOD GOD! :heehee
khyron1144 08-16-07, 12:01 AM	Barbarian: I drink and fight! Drunken Master: I drink and fight better! Fighter: Well, I fight.
captianhowdy 08-16-07, 12:11 AM	Spellwarped Sniper: ......ZAP Cancer Mage: "Its terminal"
Return of the Flumph 08-16-07, 01:13 AM	Ranger: Sorry, you'll need to spend at least two levels on me before getting Two Weapon Fighting now.
Ebonarc 10-09-07, 06:53 PM	I apologize for my thread necromancy, but: 86. Blood Magus: "Death Is For Quitters" 87. Cleric: "Prepare To Be Godsmacked." (funnier if you're British) 88. Psion (Kineticist): "Mind over Matter. My mind, your matter."
Japan_the_cougar 10-09-07, 10:06 PM	Factotum: Now 25% more versatile and useless that bards! Implant Hack (d20 Future): He'll break your heart....and replace it. Pale Master: Not necessarily emo. Fighter: "Smash things" doesn't also mean "stupid". Binder: Satanists only wish they were this cool. Truenamer: Because everything is really just gibberish on the giant page of the cosmos. And you have the eraser.:D
PallysFTWBaby 10-10-07, 12:25 AM	Barbarian: Who says d12 is dead? Bard: I was born to drink, rock, and fsck. Cleric: Just because we heal you, doesn't mean we like you. Druid: Anything you can do, I can do better. Fighter: My class features are simple enough for one of my Int score to understand. Monk: Do you really need to specify which save I need to roll? Paladin: The proper term is "detect evil," not "gaydar." Ranger: Not all of us dual-wield scimitars. Rogue: Learn to spell! I am not make-up! SNEAK ATTACK! Sorcerer: I can get by on sexiness and not brains. Abjurer: We use protection every time! Conjurer: See that discontinuity in the position vs. time equation? Yeah, that was me. Diviner: Everything you never wanted to know about sex but were forced to find out! Enchanter: Anything worth doing is worth charming others into doing it for you. Evoker: What the hell is a "non-combat caster" anyway? Illusionist: I can look like a sexy beast if I want to. Necromancer: Call me emo again and you are a zombified man. Transmuter: Illusionist? That guy sucks. I can BECOME a sexy beast! Universal wizard: Even the smartest people get indecision at times.
Disciple_of_Salsa 10-10-07, 01:18 AM	Warlock- These spells don't need reloading. Psion- Like a wizard, but cooler. Hulking Hurler- I have a moose, and I'm not afraid to throw it. Wizard- The real reason you should be nice to nerds. Assassin- Now hold still for 10 minutes. Blackguard- Paladin gone bad Drunken Master- We have more fun Druid- Don't step on the grass
Thevail 10-10-07, 01:36 AM	Barbarian: There is no problem too big...for a greataxe! Rogue:Security Integry Specialist Cleric: They stab you..I grab you! Fighter: We kill so you don't have to! Ranger: Only you can prevent forest gnomes! Druid: Keeping civilization at bay for....EVER ! Paladin: For that untarnished sheen of goodness! Bard: I am NOT a 4th rate cleric!!!
navar100 10-10-07, 02:14 AM	Crusader: "You can't win. You strike me, I just become that much stronger." Paladin: "Like a horse". Cleric: "Me and what army?" points up
Draken2 10-10-07, 02:04 PM	Monk: I'll show you a Jackie Chen kickass style like no one else! EVER Druid: One Ape to rule them all.
Ian0311 10-10-07, 02:33 PM	Barbarian: Springing Traps since 1996 Fighter: Skills? Never heard of 'em. Rogue: Now, I know you're feeling cocky, Mr. Fireball user, but I'll take this time to remind you that I can survive the planet exploding fifty percent of the time if I make a successful Reflex save.
LifeIshFun 10-10-07, 02:55 PM	Druids- What happens in the woods stays in the woods Wizards - We make guano useful!
Serge_P 10-10-07, 03:15 PM	Warmage/Paladin of Slaughter: What ever you can do, I can destroy it. Warmage: I cast the spells that make people fall down! Beguiler: Wasn't me.
Grod_The_Giant 10-10-07, 03:15 PM	Barbarian/Frenzied Bezerker: "Don't make me angry- you won't like me when I'm angry!"
RobbyPants 10-10-07, 03:36 PM	Monk: Just like communism, I look much better on paper than in practice.
Decoy_Lockbox 10-10-07, 04:39 PM	Monk: Just like communism, I look much better on paper than in practice. Zing! Rogue: You got nothin' on me. Wizard: Offenders will be Feebleminded to the full extent of the law...my law Cleric: I know you have a boo-boo, but Daddy's busy fighting right now Fighter: Back in my day, we fought by standing in front of the enemy and swinging away...not like you young whippersnappers with your fancy maneuvers and stances and what have ye! And when we dedicated ourselves to a weapon, we really meant it, not like these dang Warblades, all scampering around with different weapons as it suites 'em! And if we got paralyzed, we took it like a man, not like the damn kids with their Iron Heart Surge this, and Iron Heart Surge that. If the good lord had seen it fit for fighters to have a decent chance of resisting a hold person, he would 'a given 'em a decent will save!
Bauglir 10-10-07, 06:03 PM	Rogue: "Hello, I'm the mayor. Welcome to my - SNEAK ATTACK!" Barbarian: "I Power Attack for full. I know I'm just trying to pet the puppy, but I always Power Attack for full." Fighter: "Being the party leader is great. Why? Who's gonna fight you for it? The elf? Hell, no."
shalitanior1018 10-11-07, 09:03 PM	barbarian;leeeeeroyyyyyy jennnnkennnnsssss (sorry if i mispelled it)
navar100 10-12-07, 02:09 AM	bard: "Fascinating!" sorcerer: "Oh, did I do that?" fighter: "It's clobbering time!" rogue: "Hey, look at that!" psionicist: "I sense something." ranger: "He went thataway." druid: "If a tree falls in a forest, I will hear it." wizard: "Abracadabra." monk: <a jolting stare> barbarian: "I see you want a beating."
Ozgar 10-12-07, 02:59 PM	Fighter: Ok I want to know two things, what is it? and where's my axe?
Stoyrm 10-12-07, 03:03 PM	Rogue: RUN! AND LIVE!
ADHadh 10-12-07, 03:54 PM	Wizard, Sorcerer and Rogue: From 5th level up we own the world, hah! Fighter, Barbarian and Cleric: Have fun trying to reach that level without us backing you up. Ranger: Goblin tracks! Heh heh heh heh... Monk: Who needs equipment? Barbarian: Brute force: if it doesn't work, your just not using enough. Frenzied Berserker: It's just a flesh wound! Come on here, I'm gonna bite your legs off! Dwarven Defender: You shall not pass!
shalitanior1018 10-12-07, 07:26 PM	rogue:who are you,no wait ,give me a rason to care who you are(the mumbels)and why should i let you live