Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Cuddly_Wuddlykins 02-03-07, 02:10 PM	Rules 1. Number your posts 2. Dont be rude 3. Have fun Lets start with This 1. Cast light on an arrow and shoot it into the darkness
ShinoAburame 02-03-07, 02:23 PM	2. Cast grease on the floor in a tavern and get an employee in trouble for doing a poor job cleaning. (This is only if you're evil alingment and like getting people layed off cause you're a jerk. :P ) Alternatively this could be used in an evil temple to have a minion slaughterd. (The less evils the better right?) 3. Cast true strike on yourself when playing a game of darts and make a bet that you can beat the opponent. 4. Cast floating disk and put it's maxium load ontop of it, then when you're near an opponent (or someone you don't like)'s foot, dismiss the disk. 5. Cast disguise self to look like you ass of an ex'es new boyfriend, then have at it with her and when the real boyfriend comes in by then the duration has ended heeheehee. 6. Cast ventrilquism in the middle of a bad village where lots of burly men are around and get one of them into trouble. 7. Cast erase on a politician you don't want to win's speech right before he gets on stage. 8. Cast reduce person on someone who was about to go into a nudey bar and cause of his reduced size people think he's a kid. 9. Cast mage-hand and tip a hot drink onto someone's crotch. 10. Cast open/close right on someone's fingers near a door. 11. Find a young girl who's parents forbidded her from getting a tatoo and discreetly cast arcane mark on her. Hahahaha. I don't know why, but when I am introduced to spells I quickly become chaotic neutral.
Cuddly_Wuddlykins 02-03-07, 06:29 PM	Hehe
KILLBOT9000 02-03-07, 09:42 PM	12. Blind an orc with a sunrod by pinning him and gluing it to his face so its stuck there for 6 hours burning away. (Orcs don't like the light.):evillaugh 13. Tenderly roasting a whole group of goblins clustered together with a lvl5 wizards burning hands spell. ( I did this to over 12 goblins and they all died [widen spell, 5D4 damage]).:D 14. Casting enlarge person on a party member and getting them to pick up the halfling rouge and use it as a club to beat down enimies. 15. Using a ten foot pole to poke people for the sheer pleasure of annoying them knowing that they can't touch you. 16. Pull the kings pants down during a speech to the public using mage hand.:OMG! 17. Cast expiditios retreat on yourself to win a running race. (I can't actually think of a better use.) 18. Use color spray to paint the towns Inn rediculous colors. 19. Cast invisibility on yourself to perve on people.:P