Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Fly666monkey 02-01-08, 05:37 PM	1. Play Numa Numa until they kill themselves 2. Summon Chuck Norris 3. Chainsaw 4. Use a 10-foot pole to make it a Gnome/mime on a 'STEEEK' 5. Behead and punt. 6. Scorpion's "get over here" move targeting groin. (You know who that is right?) 7. Wood chipper 8. Tie to rock, launch from catapult. 9. Death by Bob Saget 10. Drown in urine. 11. use as stunt double for Buster (Mythbusters). 12. light roman candle in arse. 13. forced to play virtual boy for 24 hrs. 15. Force to watch barney. 16. Orc fart 17. Drop into volcano. 18. Endure Barrens chat for 3 days straight. (WoW, n00b.) 19 lock in pyramid 20. tie to rocket, launch.
ultimateconjurer 02-01-08, 09:15 PM	Introduce the Mime's natural predators: Clowns.:P
Cartigan 02-02-08, 08:43 AM	Strangle the mime with a rope that had invisibility cast on it. Drop a safe with invisibility cast on it on the mime so it hits him at maximum velocity.
Shadowshimmer 02-02-08, 02:17 PM	24. Have them perform in front of a Drow House as Circus performers. They would not live long.
Fly666monkey 02-02-08, 04:49 PM	25. Target Practice. 26. Mauled by Armor king 27. Sits on mutant cucumber 28. Mugged with VG controller 29. Strangled by Wii-mote 30. The Song that never ends at 150 decibels
Pfisiar 02-03-08, 09:45 AM	31. Sabertooth Tiger chew toys 32. Force them to give a dragon an enema. 33. Hors d'Ovures (or however you spell it.) 34. 24 hours straight of "The Sound of Silence" (Mimes only)
Fly666monkey 02-03-08, 04:12 PM	35. Prostate exam gone horribly, horribly, wrong. 36. Watch From Justin to Kelly. 37. Ill-tempered mutated sea bass. 38. Pole-vault over cliff. 39. Forced to participate in 2 Girls 1 Cup: The Sequel. 40. Run over by cop car with hydraulics.
Shadowshimmer 02-04-08, 11:19 AM	41. Be a poison taste tester. 42. Invade Count Strahd's castle. 43. Attempt to shine Lord Soth's armor. 44. Be test dummies for new catapults.
undead_dungeon_master 02-04-08, 01:12 PM	45. Ask the gnomes to construct a pressure cooker 46. Use invisable walls of force to slowly sufficate the mimes..... a 6' cube ought to do it!!!
Fly666monkey 02-04-08, 06:41 PM	47. Pwned by N00bkiller56. 48. Be a WoW GM 49. Punk'd prank gone wrong. 50. Hit by Ski-do 51. ****-Cranal inversion 52. Appear on Oprah 53. Watch Fox News (Death from BS overdose.)
PenderGrass 02-04-08, 08:50 PM	54. Release 4th edition. :dragon: *****
Rania 02-05-08, 12:57 PM	55a. Death by Monty Python (I): get them, unexpectedly, wearing red, into an inquisition chamber, into a game where the DM's banned Monty Python quotes. After the players each take 3d6 random fire damage for NOOOBODY EXPECTS THE GNOMISH INQUISITION!! they'll kill the gnomes. 55b. Death by Monty Python (II): play Monty Python's Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Flying Circus, and all the others I can't remember at them until they laugh themselves to death.
Fly666monkey 02-07-08, 12:31 PM	56. Push off cliff
Ameline 02-07-08, 01:46 PM	57. Grapple them while wearing spiked armor (actually happened!)
undead_dungeon_master 02-07-08, 02:16 PM	57. Grapple them while wearing spiked armor (actually happened!) Your DM allowed mimes in the game??? weird.. j/k 58. Have the Tieflings wage an unrelenting war on the gnomes in order to be bumped up to a core character... I am sure that "gnome" humor angered a Tiefling at one point or another, and they can (were) vengeful creatures....
Ameline 02-07-08, 07:23 PM	actually it was our gnome bard. To be fair he did deserve it. 59. Leave them on the airship without supervision 60. Tell them not to touch the very powerful cannon