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rex_subterrae1008 08-15-07, 09:20 AM	Some things in D&D seem to be oxymorons, phrases that just don't seem to go together... 1. Skinny Dwarf 2. Tall Halfling 3. Stupid Wizard 4. Smart Barbarian If anyone has any more, just add them on...
IrishRover 08-15-07, 09:50 AM	5. Honorable Merchant 6. Stealthy Paladin
rex_subterrae1008 08-15-07, 10:53 AM	7. Damn Paladin... (my personal favorite)
HellflameArcanite 08-15-07, 10:56 AM	8. Clumsy Rogue 9. Crazy Inevitable 10. Neat-Freak Bard
captianhowdy 08-15-07, 11:18 AM	11. Friendly Mindflayer 12. Sober Dwarf :D
Kensan_Oni 08-15-07, 11:25 AM	13) Ogre Magi 14) Dire Bunny
MacrossSD 08-15-07, 11:32 AM	7. Damn Paladin... (my personal favorite) (I'll change it to Darn if I get any complaints...) How is that an oxymoron? Every session our group plays, someone says "damn paladin" at least once a night! Usually with "that" in front, and the Paladin's latest bonehead move afterwards... :D
rex_subterrae1008 08-15-07, 11:38 AM	How is that an oxymoron? Every session our group plays, someone says "damn paladin" at least once a night! Usually with "that" in front, and the Paladin's latest bonehead move afterwards... :D Because of the whole "holy warrior" thing...
_Jayne_Cobb_ 08-15-07, 11:44 AM	Polite Forums-member
Aliquid 08-15-07, 11:47 AM	Neccisary 4E thread
rex_subterrae1008 08-15-07, 11:49 AM	Polite Forums-member I am being polite... I am not using profanity or anything... I am simply using the word as it was originally meant...
Magon 08-15-07, 11:55 AM	I am being polite... I am not using profanity or anything... I am simply using the word as it was originally meant... damnit :b heh drunk elves
Lawlicron 08-15-07, 11:56 AM	Broken Druids
_Jayne_Cobb_ 08-15-07, 12:33 PM	I am being polite... I am not using profanity or anything... I am simply using the word as it was originally meant... What? :confused: My post had nothing to do with you, I was adding to the list.
rex_subterrae1008 08-15-07, 12:34 PM	What? :confused: My post had nothing to do with you, I was adding to the list. Oh, ok... I didn't know since it wasn't numbered...
foxtail 08-15-07, 12:37 PM	20) Huge Miniature
TwiddleStootch 08-15-07, 12:39 PM	EDIT - the Above should be 19 20) Clean Goblin 21) Trusted Kobold 22) Friendly Orc 23) Not-awesome Halfling 24) Kick-butt Fighter ( :cry: ) 25) Weak Wizard (is it possible) 26) Useful Familiar :P 27) Cautious Gnome 28) Poor Dragon (as in 'little to no money') 29) Clumsy Monk 30) Lightly Armed Fighter 31) Non-Fire Happy Sorcerer 32) Celestial Rat (or any Vermin for that matter)
Aliquid 08-15-07, 12:41 PM	Oh, ok... I didn't know since it wasn't numbered...Yes, Jayne was talking about posters in general, not about you specifically. I don't think he is the sort to be upset by a word such as damn. To clean up the thread: 15) Polite Forums-member (from _Jayne_Cobb_) 16) Neccisary 4E thread (from me) 17) drunk elves (from Magon) 18) Broken Druids (from Lawlicron) and then: 20) Huge Miniature EDIT - the Above should be 19 20) Clean Goblin 21) Trusted Kobold 22) Friendly Orc 23) Not-awesome Halfling 24) Kick-butt Fighter ( :cry: ) 25) Weak Wizard (is it possible) 26) Useful Familiar 27) Cautious Gnome 28) Poor Dragon (as in 'little to no money') 29) Clumsy Monk 30) Lightly Armed Fighter 31) Non-Fire Happy Sorcerer 32) Celestial Rat (or any Vermin for that matter)
celestialkin 08-15-07, 12:51 PM	33) Good Drow
LazyNinja 08-15-07, 02:12 PM	34) Realistic fantasy setting
Tedronai 08-15-07, 02:22 PM	35) an innocent adventurer 36) living kobolds (this may not be an oxymoron now, but wait for the adventurers to get here, then give it a few seconds...)
rex_subterrae1008 08-15-07, 03:24 PM	35) an innocent adventurer 36) living kobolds (this may not be an oxymoron now, but wait for the adventurers to get here, then give it a few seconds...) I've got to sig that... lol.
Khadmus 08-15-07, 03:40 PM	Some things in D&D seem to be oxymorons, phrases that just don't seem to go together... 1. Skinny Dwarf 2. Tall Halfling 3. Stupid Wizard 4. Smart Barbarian If anyone has any more, just add them on... Next session, my character is saying that he's an oxymoron.
Tedronai 08-15-07, 05:07 PM	I've got to sig that... lol. first time for everything, I suppose... Feel free 37) A Vivaceous Undead 38) A Celestial Demon/Devil/Yugoloth 39) A Fiendish Archon/Eladrin/Guardinal 40) An Anarchic Inevitable 41) An Axiomatic Slaadi 42) An unattractive Nymph 43) A pristine Otyugh 44) A small Giant 45) A trustworthy Fey (I love the little guys, but never trust them to guard your belongings, even the Good aligned ones) 46) A humble elf 47) A brave Gully Dwarf
Der_Erkling 08-15-07, 05:41 PM	#48: a good red wizard. #49: an uncute kobold. (someone may not agree) #50: a strong kobold (you could make one) #51: a diplomatic halfling #52: a skinny dwarf #53: a clean goblin (did somebody mention that?) maybe i`ll get creative in a few days... :lightbulb
Grandpa Gamer 08-15-07, 06:05 PM	53. A Miniature Giant Space Hamster!!! :D
shadzar 08-15-07, 08:53 PM	55 ) DM PC 56 ) Hack'n'slash roleplaying
VulcanStormwrath 08-15-07, 11:12 PM	57. drow society 58. good lich
rex_subterrae1008 08-18-07, 11:27 AM	59. Celibate Succubus
Archus Forix 08-18-07, 03:48 PM	a bit below the belt: Honest Corporation Hmm... now onto the funnies... 60. Mute Bard 61. A verbal component for 'Silence' spell (if that even exists...) 62. A halfling BBEG
Aliquid 08-18-07, 05:01 PM	60. Mute BardI've always wanted to play a Mute Bard that is a Mime (as a joke). With great skills like: Perform - stuck in an invisible box.
shadzar 08-18-07, 05:11 PM	I've always wanted to play a Mute Bard that is a Mime (as a joke). With great skills like: Perform - stuck in an invisible box. but the thing is when the mine puts you in a box you really end up in a box! :eek: whatever the mime mimes becomes real. hmmm... :thinks:
Gnome_Dragon_Disciple 08-18-07, 06:11 PM	63. Non-cheezy half-ogre 64. Non-cheezy spike chain fighter 65. Players who'd know an adventure hook BEFORE you hit them with a clue bat
KILLBOT9000 08-18-07, 10:37 PM	:P :P :P :P :P 17) drunk elves (from Magon) MY WIZARD!!!:P :P :P :P :P 66. Halfling barbarian 67. Blind Beholder!!
asdfff 08-18-07, 10:59 PM	66. edition proof 67. uncensored 4e discussion 68. open game licensing
navar100 08-18-07, 11:19 PM	69. Not laughing when you say 69. 70. Honest Rogue
Ohtar Turinson 08-19-07, 01:09 AM	65. Players who'd know an adventure hook BEFORE you hit them with a clue bat So very very true. 71. A Clean TPK
Oakes 08-19-07, 01:27 AM	72. Merciful Heavy Pick
IrishRover 08-19-07, 10:49 AM	a bit below the belt: Honest Corporation How is truth below the belt? This is the truest one of the bunch--even rarer than "Honest Politician"
VulcanStormwrath 08-19-07, 10:50 AM	but the thing is when the mine puts you in a box you really end up in a box! :eek: whatever the mime mimes becomes real. hmmm... :thinks: Silent Forcecage, hell would make for an awesome bard variant, Gust of Wind, Wall of force, but no inspiration.
Zousha_Omenohu 08-19-07, 12:49 PM	59. Celibate Succubus It's happened! Ever heard of Fall-From-Grace? 73. Fat elf (Much to my dissapointment. *sigh*)
BlackHalfDragon 08-19-07, 03:03 PM	67. uncensored 4e discussion Hello, Thank you for your concerns about WotC and 4E. However, these posts are best directed at the 4E forums as that is where those involved with 4E will be reading posts related to this topic.... :rolleyes:
Azekial_Archangel 08-19-07, 06:03 PM	74) Boring Gnome
Mique 08-19-07, 11:38 PM	- military inteligence - dm favour - lucky dice - dnd "game" night - obscuring mist - negitive energy and finally, because im using a pc to post things about dnd (wich is why its on topic) - microsoft works
Worshiper_of_Moradin 08-20-07, 04:16 AM	4. Smart Barbarian Funny you should mention that. During a game I recently played in our favored soul failed his int check and the stupid barbarian made it........ doesn't say much for our favored soul does it :D
Grumman 08-20-07, 06:38 AM	82. Cold energy 83. A tanned vampire
annoyinglizardvoice 08-20-07, 10:32 AM	84. A useful bard. 85. A Monty Python reference-free game.
HARLEYDUDE 08-20-07, 11:22 AM	I've always wanted to play a Mute Bard that is a Mime (as a joke). With great skills like: Perform - stuck in an invisible box. I was just telling my group that in our next game i wanted to play a bard who's "perform" was interpertive dance! HD
gixanthrax 08-20-07, 11:40 AM	86.) A lawful Kender Rogue 87.) a shiny shadowdancer 88.) A Drow Cleric of Pelor
TwiddleStootch 08-20-07, 11:45 AM	... 66. Halfling barbarian ... Did it :cool:
rex_subterrae1008 08-20-07, 11:55 AM	89. A Lawful Good Rogue
Aliquid 08-20-07, 12:15 PM	I was just telling my group that in our next game i wanted to play a bard who's "perform" was interpertive dance! HDYou start performing during battle, and the enemy is immobilized due to laughter. :)
shadzar 08-21-07, 12:03 AM	#### a true nuetral anything. wouldn't that almost be an apathetic character to be truely nuetral about everything?
SCOUT1IDF 03-04-08, 12:27 PM	90. A Lost Ranger :help:
Dux_is_me 03-04-08, 02:56 PM	Ba-rd :P Hmm, seriously though... 92. All-Bard Party 93. 1d3 (Come on... doesn't everyone roll a d6 anyway?)
Aliquid 03-04-08, 05:37 PM	Ba-rd :P Hmm, seriously though... 92. All-Bard Party 93. 1d3 (Come on... doesn't everyone roll a d6 anyway?)3 sided dice do exist... they aren't too common though. True it is technically impossible to have a 3 sided polyhedron, but 3 sided dice get around that with two possible methods. One - Don't make it a polyhedron in the first place (i.e. some curved sides). Two - Make a 5 sided polyhedron that will only land on three of the sides if rolled.
navar100 03-04-08, 06:39 PM	94. Roll Xd12 where X>1
LoneStranger 03-04-08, 07:01 PM	92. All-Bard Party I actually have thought about trying to get my current group to do this.
Sunic_Flames 03-04-08, 07:08 PM	Funny thing: Dragons actually are poor. They have about as much wealth as a typical NPC adventurer of the same CR, but much less portable. Whatever happened to the whole beds of coins thing? 95: Effective core only front liner. 96: Weak caster. 97: Poor Artificer.
Etarnon 03-08-08, 01:49 AM	Thinking DM's Oxymorons: 98. Critical Hit 99. Hit Dice 100. Chaotic Neutral Let's see those winks.
navar100 03-08-08, 03:08 AM	101: Amiable Fighter Thread
Luis_Dragunov 03-08-08, 09:48 AM	66. Halfling barbarian More likely than you think, if you play in Eberron. xD
Demetri_Knighthawk 03-09-08, 03:59 AM	A kender wizard A kender monk A kender paladin A kender Character class A vampire PC
WolfHati 03-09-08, 10:08 AM	PC Survivability.
Tisi 03-09-08, 10:11 AM	I've done an all-bard party. It works pretty decently, if all the bards have a different focus. The dungeon is made interesting with a lack of a real rogue, cleric, and fighter. With all bards, we just gang up on the monsters. It's pretty amusing, but definitely not that efficient! 3 sided dice do exist... they aren't too common though. True it is technically impossible to have a 3 sided polyhedron, but 3 sided dice get around that with two possible methods. One - Don't make it a polyhedron in the first place (i.e. some curved sides). Two - Make a 5 sided polyhedron that will only land on three of the sides if rolled. This is a d4, but the d3 is something like this (not to assume that you don't know what a d3 looks like). http://i32.tinypic.com/eaf7f8.jpg 23) Not-awesome Halfling *hi5* :cookie: 108- Half-orc Bard
SCOUT1IDF 03-30-08, 03:35 PM	109. A Druid Lumberjack :looloo: ________________
navar100 03-30-08, 03:53 PM	110. A 1001 thread that reaches 1001.
ChaosWolf1982 03-30-08, 08:56 PM	111: Sexually-active Player.
blue_ghost11 03-31-08, 08:52 PM	112: Tarrasque stampede. 113: Theocracy of Vecna. 114: Dryad blighter. 115: Epic commoner. 116: Flaming frost weapon (possible by RAW) 117: Holy unholy weapon (also possible... I think) 118: The Order of Chaos (cool name for an organization)
Man in the Funny Hat 03-31-08, 09:09 PM	119. Rules
pintslayer 04-01-08, 07:53 PM	120: Sweet-smelling Zombie. 121: Chick magnet Half-Orc.
navar100 04-01-08, 08:03 PM	122: The last D&D version
blue_ghost11 04-01-08, 08:14 PM	123: Lawful rogue. 124: Honorable dread pirate.
cacheek 04-01-08, 08:48 PM	33) Good Drow Dude, love . . . the . . . sig! D%D 1976-2008. Clever, very clever :)
BloodEagleCadre 04-01-08, 10:44 PM	89. A Lawful Good Rogue Spies working for a Lawful Good Kingdom could be Lawful Good. Forgot my contribution. 125) Demonic Paladin 126) Celestial Blackguard 127) Friendly Fire 128) Recoilless Rifles 129) Non-Lethal Ammunition 130) Winning a Nuclear War 131) An Concealable Greatsword 132) A Friendly Troll
Sunic_Flames 04-02-08, 09:32 AM	121: Chick magnet Half-Orc. I disagree with this being an oxymoron. Observe photographic proof. http://wizards.com/dnd/images/compscoundrel_gallery/102037.jpg Krusk = pimp.
Eldrith_Hawkflight 04-02-08, 04:29 PM	a girl that plays D&D a Half Orc mage PC ability to do ANYthing the DM doesn't like
Ain 04-02-08, 11:51 PM	Smart players Nice DM Normal bad guy Town without tavern Dungeon with unlocked door Bad Nymph Ugly elf Water elemental Pyromancer Succubus Paladin of Chastety and it goes on and on and on and on...
cool_dude1010 04-03-08, 12:19 AM	146.Straight Bard
calronmoonflower 04-03-08, 02:30 AM	Ugly elf 147). An attactive picture of Mialee.
gixanthrax 04-03-08, 10:51 AM	A VoP- Kender Rogue
WilwarinAndamar 04-03-08, 06:33 PM	66. Halfling barbarian Those are the most fun characters to play. Ever.
HerbalTea 04-03-08, 06:55 PM	149. A fair DM 150. A working rule 151. A serious session 152. An un-hobbit-like halfling (we aren't all small, fat and frodo-like!..)
ChaosWolf1982 04-03-08, 09:25 PM	I disagree with this being an oxymoron. Observe photographic proof. http://wizards.com/dnd/images/compscoundrel_gallery/102037.jpg Krusk = pimp. I realized a moment too late that that big gold thing was a codpiece and not a decorative part of the bard's mandolin. OH GOD MY EYES.
pintslayer 04-03-08, 10:30 PM	Sunic: I stand corrected. That Half-Orc is so cool, even his sperm smoke unfiltered Camels.
Sunic_Flames 04-04-08, 09:33 AM	Sunic: I stand corrected. That Half-Orc is so cool, even his sperm smoke unfiltered Camels. :dancin:
animunculi 04-04-08, 09:44 AM	153) unbalanced psionics
Zousha_Omenohu 04-04-08, 01:10 PM	154. A stealthy dwarf
HerbalTea 06-22-08, 07:18 PM	155. A dying thread.
pigknight 06-23-08, 12:44 AM	156. Good Drow that don't dual wield scimitars and isn't a ranger.
calronmoonflower 06-23-08, 12:58 AM	157). Manly elf.
pigknight 06-23-08, 01:20 PM	158. Girly orc.
rex_subterrae1008 06-23-08, 06:57 PM	159. Shadowcaster/Cleric of Pelor... 160. Shadowdancer/Cleric of Pelor... lol.
_Jayne_Cobb_ 06-25-08, 03:32 PM	161. Lucky dice 162. Cool Gnome