1001 D&D-Style Insults [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 D&D-Style Insults [Archive] - Wizards Community

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DemonDragonJ
10-14-05, 02:35 PM This may seem to be a horribly immature topic, and it may even cause me to be banned from these boards, but I would like to post it any way.

The other day I insulted my friend (in a friendly manner, not a hostile manner) by saying "you always roll a 'one' on will saves!", so I decided to see what other D&D-style insults I could think of.

The insults on this list cannot be too vulgar or obscene, and must have a clear connection to D&D. Other than that, anything is allowed.

1. "Your mother is so fat, she could kill the tarrasque by sitting on it!"

2. "Your mother is a night hag!"

3. "You always roll a 1 on will saves." (as in "you're not playing with a full deck.")

4. "Being within 5 feet of you requires a constant fortitude check." (you may also add "DC XX" if you wish, where "XX" is any ridiculously high number.)

5. "You're so stupid that I cast feeblemind on you, and it didn't do anything!"

6. "You are so stupid that you make a zombie look smart!"

Anyone else care to add some of their own D&D-style insults?
rbrt_Spade
10-14-05, 04:15 PM wow thats creative :allalone: :uh-huh: :gah:

i dont normaly insult my players when dming.
DemonDragonJ
10-14-05, 07:09 PM wow thats creative :allalone: :uh-huh: :gah:

i dont normaly insult my players when dming.

I never said that these insults were for actual use. I am just trying to assemble a collection of D&D-themed insults for the sake of doing it.
Darkstealth
10-14-05, 07:25 PM "An armless Kobold could do better than you!"

"Your Moma's so ugly, she makes a wraith look like a succubus!"
woozygremlin
10-15-05, 05:56 AM *shrug* I've called someone a shambling-mound before IRL... he just kinda stood there looking at me.
Sproik
10-15-05, 07:05 AM "You're so stupid you'd think it was cool to post on this thread!"

sic
Verelor
10-15-05, 03:03 PM This one is classic and often used by two guys that argue at the D&D table:

7. "Your charisma score is like, 2!
Valgaav
10-15-05, 10:06 PM "I have low STR
You have low INT
I CAN POLYMORPH!"
-Random the Druid.
Chaos_Blade
10-15-05, 10:12 PM ...
4. "Being within 5 feet of you requires a constant fortitude check." (you may also add "DC XX" if you wish, where "XX" is any ridiculously high number.)

...

I'm so going to use this on someone monday!! :devil:
Rocketboy13
10-15-05, 10:19 PM For clerics: "My god can put out your god's eye" :rimshot:

For Fighters: "Is that your sword or a butter knife" :rimshot:
or "A greatsword? Compensating for a low stat" :rimshot:

For wizards: "You are neither compotent nor are you comely, you must be the fighter" :rimshot:

For Rouges: "I bet you didn't even notice that hot elf girl over there" (points, pickpockets, and stabs) :ghosted:

The rouge is more the injury guy rather than an insult man. :tiphat:
thegraveyard
10-15-05, 10:31 PM your so ugly, the beholder became blind

your so ugly, you'd turn a medusa to stone

your so smelly, not even the gelatinous cube would come near you

hmm... thats my $0.02
Orayn, Elvish Blademaster
10-16-05, 02:30 PM Said when my friend wanted to see how many icecubes he could put in his pants: I think you just failed a DC 2 Intelligence check by 14.
Lord Doombringer
10-16-05, 03:04 PM Said when my friend wanted to see how many icecubes he could put in his pants: I think you just failed a DC 2 Intelligence check by 14.
Good one.

I've once called a very spazzy, slutty girl at my school a Succubus before.

I also once commented that my friend smelt worth than a Troglodyte.
Imaginary_Zero
10-16-05, 03:21 PM "You're only supposed to have one dump stat, not six."

"You just failed that will save so badly you rolled the dice right off the table and lost them under the refrigerator."

"Yeah, you would make the fortitude save to survive a fight with that guy...if you moved the decimal point on the DC a few spaces to the left."

Surgeon General's Warning: Using any or all of these stupid insults in real life could result in death, serious injury, or being labeled "Disfunctional Geek" for the rest of your school career.
mythusmage
10-21-05, 05:51 AM As likely as a pixie with a holy sword.

Think slaad, only not as organized.

'Bout as useful as Heat Metal in a foundry.

As deadly as a catoblepas in a patch of mint.
Despana
10-21-05, 09:08 AM "You don't need to roll a save versus Tasha's Hideous Uncontrollable Laughter." ;)

3 points to whoever figures out why that's an insult.
blazeesq2000
10-21-05, 12:02 PM 29: "Did someone cast Bigby's Ugly Face on you?"

30: "That rogue couldn't even pick his nose."

31: "Maybe next time you should try for a little less min and a lot more max."

32: "Not if you were the last person on the planet, and had charm person, geas and command"

33: "Your cooking tastesjust like raw Otyugh, only without the flavor"

34: "Why don't you just gate outta here"
jakefm2377
10-21-05, 12:45 PM not even polymorph could make you pretty
Mighty Ranter
10-21-05, 10:10 PM 35. "If you don't shut up, I'll show you what Hit Dice really mean!"

(Throws dice at player)
SodaGuy
10-21-05, 10:29 PM 36. Your mother must have rolled a natural 1!

Oh snap.
Phantom Lord
10-21-05, 10:39 PM "I'd have to cast feeblemind on myself to like you!"
--Marina (sp?) from D&D the Movie
Puca
10-21-05, 11:01 PM The perfect comeack to all of these:

Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife!

(The response to which is?)
Phantom Lord
10-21-05, 11:08 PM The perfect comeack to all of these:

Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife!

(The response to which is?)
The response to which is my baseball bat upside your head. Seriously, if anybody dared say something to that effect to my face, they wouldn't be in any shape to even think about D&D for a long time.
Puca
10-22-05, 12:20 AM No. Correct answer: His wife is in a coma.

It is from an episode of Seinfeld.

Unless you really think your wife is the kind to run around on you, and if so you should focus on that problem, you should really try to remember that this is a thread about jokes, not one about actual interactions. That and look into some anger management classes.

Honestly: has anyone ever actually felt intimidated by a threat of violence on a message board? Why do people do that? All it does is make people want to provoke you.

For the record, I probably havent.
strike277
10-22-05, 05:06 PM The perfect comeack to all of these:

Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife!

(The response to which is?)

Yeah and I can't get her to quit laughing about your lack of size. :D
Trixten_The_Kender
10-22-05, 11:18 PM Said to a friend after he proposed to his girlfriend:
"Did she really say yes, or did she just fail her Will save?"

"Are you happy to see me or trying to steal my coin pouch?"

To a Half-Orc Barbarian with a Cha of 8:
"Yikes! Now there is a failed Polymorph if I ever saw one!"
Silverthumb128
10-23-05, 12:47 AM The perfect comeack to all of these:

Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife!

(The response to which is?)

Smite Jerkwad!
Alhadis
10-25-05, 03:51 AM The response to which is my baseball bat upside your head. Seriously, if anybody dared say something to that effect to my face, they wouldn't be in any shape to even think about D&D for a long time.
My response would be something like : "Why? Did your mother have a waiting list?" Y'know, something direct and straightforward, yet still something that y'won't get charged for for assault. *is saying this despite the fact that he's got a really violent temperament*.

Hrm... D&D-style insults, hrm? Yup, I've thought of a few of these before; but most of 'em need a better wording.
"You so stupid, Feeblemind made you think."
"You're so slow (stupid), yawning provokes an Attack of Opportunity."
(to a bard): "You're so weak, carrying a tune exceeds your carrying capacity."

I'm sure I know lots more, but these are the only two my tired mind can think of at the moment. ;-_-;
Thanqol
10-25-05, 05:32 AM "No, I'm fairly sure taking 20 levels in Soulborn and maxing out your Silvertoungue Mask Chakra still wouldn't fix the problem."
anarco_rata
10-25-05, 10:35 AM Are you under a feeblemind spell or are you just naturally stupid?
You're so ugly i could polymorph you to an orc and not even your momma would notice.
You're so ugly, seeing your face makes me roll fortitude.
Your BAB must be negative.
You're so fat, you got armor check penalty even when you're naked.
Not even a wish could make you pretty
The only way you could kill a mind flayer is through indigestion. (actual quote)
High Octane
10-25-05, 11:12 AM "You are as useless as a Sorcerer!"
elven warriorXX
10-25-05, 11:42 AM "You are as useless as a Sorcerer!"
:D lol good one

"IS there a troglodyte around or is that you?
"Your most resent battle must have been with a render!!"
"Your father was a orc and your mother was a hag with Cha -342453223"
Conshey
10-25-05, 03:40 PM actually used on a severely overweight person, right in front of them.

'you must have DR 5/slashing'

To this day he still doesn't get it
mythusmage
10-25-05, 04:22 PM The perfect comeack to all of these:

Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife!

(The response to which is?)

I paid her to.
Coren
10-25-05, 04:31 PM Eat my dice.
Tiran
10-26-05, 10:32 AM http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript?SK=161

Second row, 1st panel.
joeydogs
10-28-05, 04:30 PM It is not necessary to have zombies and saving throws in your taunts to create D&D style insults. In fact, it is better not to, and to simply channel the persona's personality into a well crafted zinger. I believe there definitely is a place for such humor in gameplay. See below:

May hungry crows feast on your liver!

Thou scurvy, old, filthy, scurry lord! Drunkenness is thy best virtue, for thou wilt be swine drunk, and in thy sleep do little harm, save to thy bedclothes about thee. Methink thou art a general offence, and every man should beat thee. You would answer very well to a whipping.

Thou didst drink the stale of horses and the guilded puddle that beasts
would cough at!

You are a bankrupt, soft and dull eyed fool! Thou blinking idiot- Give
him a halter. Thou disputes like an infant; Thou hast been at a great
feast of languages and stolen the scraps! Come Come, you talk greasily;
your lips grow foul. You *****son loggerhead, you were born to do me
shame!

Away thou issue of a mangy dog! By this hand I shall supplant some of thy teeth! Oh Look! He’s winding up the watch of his wit; By and by it will strike.

"Thy visage is likened to that of the scabbrous hindermost portions of a mongrel dog. Is it possible mayhaps that thy mother did once dally with a randy goat?"

Thou crusty botch of nature! Thou *****son mandrake! Thou wouldst eat
thy dead vomit up, you filthy bung, you load of tallow fat! May
vultures vile seize upon thy lungs thou tripe-visaged rapscallion! Thy
countenance is Lucifers privy! Down! Down to Hell, and say I sent thee
thither!!!

Vile worm! Great lubbery boy! Thou art given to fornications and to taverns, drinkings and swearings, pribbles and prabbles. Have I lived to stand at the taunt of one who makes a shambles of English? Nay! Thou hast laid thy brain in the sun and dried it! Thy draweth out the thread of thy verbosity finer than the staple of thy argument. I shall knog your urinal about your knaves cogscomb. Heaven guide thee to my cudgel. Fie! I shall knock thy bones from thy cloak! And let vultures gripe thy guts!
Trixten_The_Kender
10-30-05, 09:47 PM You mean like:

Did your wolf mistake your leg for a tree, or are you happy to see me.

or

May a Dire Bear take you for his mate.

*takemetothehappyplacetakemetothehappypl ace*
TheChilliGod
10-31-05, 02:25 AM So that's what a negative charisma score looks like!

Ooh, ooh, let me guess. You're mother was a gibbering mouther and your father an ooze. You were also blessed at birth by the god of all things ugly.

Huh, never seen a Cancer Mage (BoVD) before.
Parrex
10-31-05, 01:33 PM Your face is Lucifer's Privy... Priceless.

On that note

Mantle of Beauty:
46,000 gp
Amulet of Charisma:
62,000 gp
Wand of Eagle's Splendor:
6,000 gp
Seeing a party member fail a diplomacy
check with the Lady of the Manor anyway:
Priceless

Some things you can't buy, for everything else there's Dragon'sHoard.
Starlight Knight
10-31-05, 07:00 PM For thoes of us who enjoy playing kender a good insult comes in hand when you want to role play your taunt skill. A good place to find a ton of taunts is: www.kencyclopedia.com. Check it out sometime.
General_Ridley
10-31-05, 07:26 PM "DM, can I cast detect stupid on him, and then smite him?"
Tharivol Nailo
10-31-05, 10:37 PM If you've ever done 236 damage to a fleeing 5hp kobold, you might be a half-orc.
If you've ever tried intimidating an locked door handle to open, you might be a half-orc.
If you've ever botched a str check and still succeeded, you might be a half-orc.
If you've ever found a vorpal blade and tried to test it's magic by pricking your finger, and criting, you might be a half-orc.
If you've ever rolled a 20 and still failed the int check, you ARE a half-orc!
Most of these have happened to my half orc Barabarian.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
DemonDragonJ 10-14-05, 02:35 PM	This may seem to be a horribly immature topic, and it may even cause me to be banned from these boards, but I would like to post it any way. The other day I insulted my friend (in a friendly manner, not a hostile manner) by saying "you always roll a 'one' on will saves!", so I decided to see what other D&D-style insults I could think of. The insults on this list cannot be too vulgar or obscene, and must have a clear connection to D&D. Other than that, anything is allowed. 1. "Your mother is so fat, she could kill the tarrasque by sitting on it!" 2. "Your mother is a night hag!" 3. "You always roll a 1 on will saves." (as in "you're not playing with a full deck.") 4. "Being within 5 feet of you requires a constant fortitude check." (you may also add "DC XX" if you wish, where "XX" is any ridiculously high number.) 5. "You're so stupid that I cast feeblemind on you, and it didn't do anything!" 6. "You are so stupid that you make a zombie look smart!" Anyone else care to add some of their own D&D-style insults?
rbrt_Spade 10-14-05, 04:15 PM	wow thats creative :allalone: :uh-huh: :gah: i dont normaly insult my players when dming.
DemonDragonJ 10-14-05, 07:09 PM	wow thats creative :allalone: :uh-huh: :gah: i dont normaly insult my players when dming. I never said that these insults were for actual use. I am just trying to assemble a collection of D&D-themed insults for the sake of doing it.
Darkstealth 10-14-05, 07:25 PM	"An armless Kobold could do better than you!" "Your Moma's so ugly, she makes a wraith look like a succubus!"
woozygremlin 10-15-05, 05:56 AM	shrug I've called someone a shambling-mound before IRL... he just kinda stood there looking at me.
Sproik 10-15-05, 07:05 AM	"You're so stupid you'd think it was cool to post on this thread!" sic
Verelor 10-15-05, 03:03 PM	This one is classic and often used by two guys that argue at the D&D table: 7. "Your charisma score is like, 2!
Valgaav 10-15-05, 10:06 PM	"I have low STR You have low INT I CAN POLYMORPH!" -Random the Druid.
Chaos_Blade 10-15-05, 10:12 PM	... 4. "Being within 5 feet of you requires a constant fortitude check." (you may also add "DC XX" if you wish, where "XX" is any ridiculously high number.) ... I'm so going to use this on someone monday!! :devil:
Rocketboy13 10-15-05, 10:19 PM	For clerics: "My god can put out your god's eye" :rimshot: For Fighters: "Is that your sword or a butter knife" :rimshot: or "A greatsword? Compensating for a low stat" :rimshot: For wizards: "You are neither compotent nor are you comely, you must be the fighter" :rimshot: For Rouges: "I bet you didn't even notice that hot elf girl over there" (points, pickpockets, and stabs) :ghosted: The rouge is more the injury guy rather than an insult man. :tiphat:
thegraveyard 10-15-05, 10:31 PM	your so ugly, the beholder became blind your so ugly, you'd turn a medusa to stone your so smelly, not even the gelatinous cube would come near you hmm... thats my $0.02
Orayn, Elvish Blademaster 10-16-05, 02:30 PM	Said when my friend wanted to see how many icecubes he could put in his pants: I think you just failed a DC 2 Intelligence check by 14.
Lord Doombringer 10-16-05, 03:04 PM	Said when my friend wanted to see how many icecubes he could put in his pants: I think you just failed a DC 2 Intelligence check by 14. Good one. I've once called a very spazzy, slutty girl at my school a Succubus before. I also once commented that my friend smelt worth than a Troglodyte.
Imaginary_Zero 10-16-05, 03:21 PM	"You're only supposed to have one dump stat, not six." "You just failed that will save so badly you rolled the dice right off the table and lost them under the refrigerator." "Yeah, you would make the fortitude save to survive a fight with that guy...if you moved the decimal point on the DC a few spaces to the left." Surgeon General's Warning: Using any or all of these stupid insults in real life could result in death, serious injury, or being labeled "Disfunctional Geek" for the rest of your school career.
mythusmage 10-21-05, 05:51 AM	As likely as a pixie with a holy sword. Think slaad, only not as organized. 'Bout as useful as Heat Metal in a foundry. As deadly as a catoblepas in a patch of mint.
Despana 10-21-05, 09:08 AM	"You don't need to roll a save versus Tasha's Hideous Uncontrollable Laughter." ;) 3 points to whoever figures out why that's an insult.
blazeesq2000 10-21-05, 12:02 PM	29: "Did someone cast Bigby's Ugly Face on you?" 30: "That rogue couldn't even pick his nose." 31: "Maybe next time you should try for a little less min and a lot more max." 32: "Not if you were the last person on the planet, and had charm person, geas and command" 33: "Your cooking tastesjust like raw Otyugh, only without the flavor" 34: "Why don't you just gate outta here"
jakefm2377 10-21-05, 12:45 PM	not even polymorph could make you pretty
Mighty Ranter 10-21-05, 10:10 PM	35. "If you don't shut up, I'll show you what Hit Dice really mean!" (Throws dice at player)
SodaGuy 10-21-05, 10:29 PM	36. Your mother must have rolled a natural 1! Oh snap.
Phantom Lord 10-21-05, 10:39 PM	"I'd have to cast feeblemind on myself to like you!" --Marina (sp?) from D&D the Movie
Puca 10-21-05, 11:01 PM	The perfect comeack to all of these: Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife! (The response to which is?)
Phantom Lord 10-21-05, 11:08 PM	The perfect comeack to all of these: Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife! (The response to which is?) The response to which is my baseball bat upside your head. Seriously, if anybody dared say something to that effect to my face, they wouldn't be in any shape to even think about D&D for a long time.
Puca 10-22-05, 12:20 AM	No. Correct answer: His wife is in a coma. It is from an episode of Seinfeld. Unless you really think your wife is the kind to run around on you, and if so you should focus on that problem, you should really try to remember that this is a thread about jokes, not one about actual interactions. That and look into some anger management classes. Honestly: has anyone ever actually felt intimidated by a threat of violence on a message board? Why do people do that? All it does is make people want to provoke you. For the record, I probably havent.
strike277 10-22-05, 05:06 PM	The perfect comeack to all of these: Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife! (The response to which is?) Yeah and I can't get her to quit laughing about your lack of size. :D
Trixten_The_Kender 10-22-05, 11:18 PM	Said to a friend after he proposed to his girlfriend: "Did she really say yes, or did she just fail her Will save?" "Are you happy to see me or trying to steal my coin pouch?" To a Half-Orc Barbarian with a Cha of 8: "Yikes! Now there is a failed Polymorph if I ever saw one!"
Silverthumb128 10-23-05, 12:47 AM	The perfect comeack to all of these: Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife! (The response to which is?) Smite Jerkwad!
Alhadis 10-25-05, 03:51 AM	The response to which is my baseball bat upside your head. Seriously, if anybody dared say something to that effect to my face, they wouldn't be in any shape to even think about D&D for a long time. My response would be something like : "Why? Did your mother have a waiting list?" Y'know, something direct and straightforward, yet still something that y'won't get charged for for assault. is saying this despite the fact that he's got a really violent temperament. Hrm... D&D-style insults, hrm? Yup, I've thought of a few of these before; but most of 'em need a better wording. "You so stupid, Feeblemind made you think." "You're so slow (stupid), yawning provokes an Attack of Opportunity." (to a bard): "You're so weak, carrying a tune exceeds your carrying capacity." I'm sure I know lots more, but these are the only two my tired mind can think of at the moment. ;-_-;
Thanqol 10-25-05, 05:32 AM	"No, I'm fairly sure taking 20 levels in Soulborn and maxing out your Silvertoungue Mask Chakra still wouldn't fix the problem."
anarco_rata 10-25-05, 10:35 AM	Are you under a feeblemind spell or are you just naturally stupid? You're so ugly i could polymorph you to an orc and not even your momma would notice. You're so ugly, seeing your face makes me roll fortitude. Your BAB must be negative. You're so fat, you got armor check penalty even when you're naked. Not even a wish could make you pretty The only way you could kill a mind flayer is through indigestion. (actual quote)
High Octane 10-25-05, 11:12 AM	"You are as useless as a Sorcerer!"
elven warriorXX 10-25-05, 11:42 AM	"You are as useless as a Sorcerer!" :D lol good one "IS there a troglodyte around or is that you? "Your most resent battle must have been with a render!!" "Your father was a orc and your mother was a hag with Cha -342453223"
Conshey 10-25-05, 03:40 PM	actually used on a severely overweight person, right in front of them. 'you must have DR 5/slashing' To this day he still doesn't get it
mythusmage 10-25-05, 04:22 PM	The perfect comeack to all of these: Oh yeah? Well I slept with your wife! (The response to which is?) I paid her to.
Coren 10-25-05, 04:31 PM	Eat my dice.
Tiran 10-26-05, 10:32 AM	http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript?SK=161 Second row, 1st panel.
joeydogs 10-28-05, 04:30 PM	It is not necessary to have zombies and saving throws in your taunts to create D&D style insults. In fact, it is better not to, and to simply channel the persona's personality into a well crafted zinger. I believe there definitely is a place for such humor in gameplay. See below: May hungry crows feast on your liver! Thou scurvy, old, filthy, scurry lord! Drunkenness is thy best virtue, for thou wilt be swine drunk, and in thy sleep do little harm, save to thy bedclothes about thee. Methink thou art a general offence, and every man should beat thee. You would answer very well to a whipping. Thou didst drink the stale of horses and the guilded puddle that beasts would cough at! You are a bankrupt, soft and dull eyed fool! Thou blinking idiot- Give him a halter. Thou disputes like an infant; Thou hast been at a great feast of languages and stolen the scraps! Come Come, you talk greasily; your lips grow foul. You ***son loggerhead, you were born to do me shame! Away thou issue of a mangy dog! By this hand I shall supplant some of thy teeth! Oh Look! He’s winding up the watch of his wit; By and by it will strike. "Thy visage is likened to that of the scabbrous hindermost portions of a mongrel dog. Is it possible mayhaps that thy mother did once dally with a randy goat?" Thou crusty botch of nature! Thou ***son mandrake! Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up, you filthy bung, you load of tallow fat! May vultures vile seize upon thy lungs thou tripe-visaged rapscallion! Thy countenance is Lucifers privy! Down! Down to Hell, and say I sent thee thither!!! Vile worm! Great lubbery boy! Thou art given to fornications and to taverns, drinkings and swearings, pribbles and prabbles. Have I lived to stand at the taunt of one who makes a shambles of English? Nay! Thou hast laid thy brain in the sun and dried it! Thy draweth out the thread of thy verbosity finer than the staple of thy argument. I shall knog your urinal about your knaves cogscomb. Heaven guide thee to my cudgel. Fie! I shall knock thy bones from thy cloak! And let vultures gripe thy guts!
Trixten_The_Kender 10-30-05, 09:47 PM	You mean like: Did your wolf mistake your leg for a tree, or are you happy to see me. or May a Dire Bear take you for his mate. takemetothehappyplacetakemetothehappypl ace
TheChilliGod 10-31-05, 02:25 AM	So that's what a negative charisma score looks like! Ooh, ooh, let me guess. You're mother was a gibbering mouther and your father an ooze. You were also blessed at birth by the god of all things ugly. Huh, never seen a Cancer Mage (BoVD) before.
Parrex 10-31-05, 01:33 PM	Your face is Lucifer's Privy... Priceless. On that note Mantle of Beauty: 46,000 gp Amulet of Charisma: 62,000 gp Wand of Eagle's Splendor: 6,000 gp Seeing a party member fail a diplomacy check with the Lady of the Manor anyway: Priceless Some things you can't buy, for everything else there's Dragon'sHoard.
Starlight Knight 10-31-05, 07:00 PM	For thoes of us who enjoy playing kender a good insult comes in hand when you want to role play your taunt skill. A good place to find a ton of taunts is: www.kencyclopedia.com. Check it out sometime.
General_Ridley 10-31-05, 07:26 PM	"DM, can I cast detect stupid on him, and then smite him?"
Tharivol Nailo 10-31-05, 10:37 PM	If you've ever done 236 damage to a fleeing 5hp kobold, you might be a half-orc. If you've ever tried intimidating an locked door handle to open, you might be a half-orc. If you've ever botched a str check and still succeeded, you might be a half-orc. If you've ever found a vorpal blade and tried to test it's magic by pricking your finger, and criting, you might be a half-orc. If you've ever rolled a 20 and still failed the int check, you ARE a half-orc! Most of these have happened to my half orc Barabarian.