Post/Author/DateTime	Post
grok_grok 01-12-07, 11:59 PM	1 - You would be less ugly if I had more to drink 2 - I may be a dwarf but that doesn't mean my entire body is compacted 3 - Are you ladies twins or am I seeing doubles again 4 - I may not be the best looking here, but I'm the only one talking to you 5 -Am I cute, or do you need another drink? 6 - Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted 7 -If I received a gp for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have 10 sp. 8 - Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me? 9 - Be unique and different, say yes 10 - Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 11 - Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. 12 - I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good 13 - My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
mathogre 01-13-07, 12:59 AM	14. You're either really funny, or this is really strong bourbon.
ZombieDragon 01-13-07, 01:35 AM	15) Is that a half-dragon over there? Really ! Then you ARE good lookin, hey now…. 16) You would be busy in say, 5 or 6 more pints ? 17) I have this problem, I only talk to pretty girls when I’m drunk, and BOY am I drunk. 18) You’re kinda pretty for a half-orc you wouldn’t want to carry me to my room ? 19) You have beautiful ankles. You wouldn’t want to help me off this floor and back to my room, would you? 20) Wow, you are truly magnificent ! No I was talking to this mug, but your not so bad yourself.