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Titan W 05-05-05, 01:38 AM	Well, there have been the acutal occurances thread, a thread about fnniest lines, and many other similar ones... so I created: The 1001 Funniest DnD related thoughts you could have... I'll start: 1) The group bard singing "We Will Rock You" while doingthe Pound-Pound-Clap for his Inspire Courage or Dimoralize Song (This would be worth doing jsut for looks of your players... actually playing the song when you start...) 2) The group sorcerer in a full plate casting spells sucessfuly... at level 4... 3) A battle stoping becasue the BBEG had to go to the bathroom...
Prgrmr@wrk 05-05-05, 02:21 AM	This came to me just today, when I was thinking of plots for an evil campaign. Remember the simpsons halloween episode with the "The yogurt is also cursed" scene? Well, for some reason I pictured a wizened old evil guy telling the PC: 1. "The antidote you just took contained yet another poison." 2. For something that actually happened (in an evil campaign where I was a PC), my Wizard (in black full plate) strode arrogantly into the Paladin's School church while one of his companions blared "Inna Gada Davida" on the church organ as loudly as possible. We went to a lot of work sneaking him in there ahead of time so he could play that while I made my Evil speech. Shame nobody other than us survived to tell the tale afterwards.
Draco Strang 05-05-05, 02:55 AM	Well, for some reason I pictured a wizened old evil guy telling the PC: 1. "The antidote you just took contained yet another poison." 2. For something that actually happened (in an evil campaign where I was a PC), my Wizard (in black full plate) strode arrogantly into the Paladin's School church while one of his companions blared "Inna Gada Davida" on the church organ as loudly as possible. We went to a lot of work sneaking him in there ahead of time so he could play that while I made my Evil speech. Shame nobody other than us survived to tell the tale afterwards. Brilliance. Sheer brilliance. The first will officially be yanked and used in my campaign. The second is good for the sheer giggle factor.
Flushmaster 05-05-05, 02:57 AM	Brilliance. Sheer brilliance. The first will officially be yanked and used in my campaign. The second is good for the sheer giggle factor. I second what Draco said.
Draco Strang 05-05-05, 03:00 AM	I second what Draco said. Kudos to you for blatant butt kissing. Say...I'm looking for a lackey. Interested?
Sarella Starshine 05-05-05, 03:04 AM	one of my little mini-adventures i am going to be incorperating is a drinking contest between my husband's half-orc barbarian and a few drunken masters (PrC from complete warrior). if he survives the night, i will eventually have the party run accross them again but then things will get really out of hand...the drunken masters are being chased by monks, everyone talking like in a bad kung-fu movie (really really bad english the standard catch phrases 'my kung-fu is better than yours', the entire nine yards), level 1 ninjas droping out of the sky... all this because he happens to have the jackie chan movie 'the legend of the drunken master' and my fav song, 'peaches' by presidents of the united states of america (if anyone saw the video they would understand).
Nuntius128 05-05-05, 10:30 AM	OK, long story short, the group is at a gate to get to, I dunno, probably an artifact. However, the door is possessed by the spirit of an extremely old, and very crazy former Human named "Kathulahu(ka-thoo-la-who)" who requires that anyone wishing to pass the gates to make him speak his own name. Now, the old guy gets to rambling, about the dank cave, and rats, and such, and a PC steps forward: PC: Knock, Knock Kathulahu: Who's there? PC: Kathula Kathulahu: Kathula, who? DAMN!
Fargren 05-05-05, 03:10 PM	So, the party is returning from defeating a dragon, and the paladin happens to hear a noise in the woods. He asks his comrades to follow him, but they just won't come, so he says he'll go to explore by himself(ok, this was his FIRST mistake). As he gets into the forest, he sees some goblins, that are meancing a woman they have trapped. He tells them to go away or else he'll kill them(SECOND mistake). The goblins graplle the lady, and tell the paladin to give them his sword, or else their kill the lady. The paladin decides that leting goblins kill the lady would be bad, so...he gives them his sword(THIRD mistake). They ask for his armor, his helm...and he continues to acced, unable to think how tto save the lady. When the goblins have all his equipment, theuyy take it with the lady, and when they are long away enough, they kill the lady. The paaldin has wullfully let them kill someone, so he loses his powers, his equipments, his pride, and probably his virginty. I laughed SO hard.
GauBan 05-05-05, 04:43 PM	imagine the scene. Pc's are entering a dungeon, they find orcs and kill a whole bucket load. not even a single scratch sustained (lucky gits must have used fixed D20's). they enter a chamber, on the walls are 3 corpses with holes in there heads. wizrd makes knowledge arcana check, gets it, deduces to be a mindflayer. half dragon barbarian "so these thing got tentacles and suck your brains out?" Elf wizard: "yes, and there very powerful" Barbarian: "wow, say... when we kill this thing, could you make a scroll or something that molests young women and robs them of there virginity?" Rest of the party: :eek: :confused: :weep: the mindflayer was killed, nearly wiping out the LVL 2 party. no deaths (never had a PC die in my games... yet) and the barbarian collects the tenticles... 5 levels later the barbarian gets his scroll. he cant use it :D
buggritall 05-06-05, 05:44 AM	Well, my sorcerer decided to take Spider Climb as his first 2nd level spell, and the DM ruled I could literally just walk up walls with it. Which led to my character going: "Look at ME! I'm upside down! I'm upside down! WHEEE!" Then the barbarian knocked him out. Of course, then there's my character's verbal component for Tasha's Hideous Laughter: "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!" The barbarian did his thing again. Luckily our druid saved me.
necromancer787 05-06-05, 12:57 PM	Picture this: The PC's are in a heated battle w/ a group of assassins. An arrow strikes our Barbarian but fails to break his armor. So, he picks it up and makes a spot check(yes in the middle of battle). I (the DM) say that it's covered in a thick viscious liquid so he says "Great! I'd like to take a lick and see how it tastes. That way I can figure out what it is..." So I say: make a Fort. save...you know there's a reason your a barbarian.