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| Ariath Ska'Vhor04-14-07, 05:22 PM | My friend and I were chatting and we kept trying to come up with the funniest effects produced by living spells, we came up with a few. Come up with a few of your own. 1.) Living prestidigitation. A little blob that moves around cleaning, dirtying, changing the colors of things and generally being useless. 2.) Living create water. A clear blob that moves around slowly, randomly producing large amount of water from it's back(going to confuse the party when they see liquids coming out of the back of an ooze being safe to drink). 3.) Living detonate. Need I say more? |
| Andorxor04-14-07, 05:44 PM | 4) Living Mending - A blob that ceawls over broken stuff and repairs it 5) Living Summon Instrument - A blob that leaves flutes whereever it crawls 6) Living Expeditious Retreat - A realy dast blob 7) Living Know direction - A blob that always crawls northwards |
| suparman99904-14-07, 05:47 PM | Those would actually have uses. How about living silent image? |
| Magetastic04-14-07, 05:50 PM | 9) living mage's disjunction 10) living baleful polymorph... it leaves a trail of bunnies in its' wake. 11) living otto's irresistible dance... it looks like a disco ball. |
| SpoonyBard04-14-07, 06:00 PM | How about Living Detect Magic? A little blob that randomly chases people with magic items. |
| Holy_Beholder04-14-07, 06:07 PM | Living Detect poison-A blob that floats in poisonous water. Living Blade Barrier-A blob with four swords too small to hurt anyone. Living Light-A blob that glows and randomly bounces around. Living Spike Growth-A blob with quills. |
| ZeronHitaro04-14-07, 06:23 PM | Not exactly "funny" but I wonder what your player's faces would look like when they identify they giant rolling ring-shaped blob as a Living Gate. |
| Sajek04-14-07, 06:46 PM | Living magic mouth: A little blob that will never shut up. Living gust of wind: A vacuum cleaner! Living shocking touch: Never need an outlet again! Living dream: Put it on your head before you sleep Living summon monster I: Fear the fiendish monkey onslaught. |
| Magetastic04-14-07, 06:52 PM | 20) living polymorph any object- this little blob is determined to turn everything it can get its' pseudopods on into something completely random. |
| suparman99904-14-07, 06:56 PM | That's not a bad idea for a quest... Maybe even a campaign.... |
| navar10004-14-07, 07:04 PM | A Living Mage Hand or a Living Unseen Servant can become rich in the Red Light district. |
| KillerGM04-14-07, 07:08 PM | Living Tasha's Hideous Laughter. Just the idea of it makes me giggle. :) |
| Ariath Ska'Vhor04-14-07, 07:12 PM | Living Tasha's Hideous Laughter. Just the idea of it makes me giggle. :) As it would anyone else. |
| Magetastic04-14-07, 07:17 PM | 24) living awaken- the trees and animals are talking. Farmers and woodcutters are afraid to harvest their goods in fear of harming intelligent creatures or being harmed back... those blasted druids are behind this they must be. |
| Ariath Ska'Vhor04-14-07, 07:21 PM | 25.) Living Animate Dead: A blackish shining blob is scooting around with a mindless undead horde following it around, undead nor ooze smart enough to attack anyone. |
| Magetastic04-14-07, 07:34 PM | 26) living smoky confinement (complete mage)- after you defeated this blob with many clear orbs containing tiny smoky figures hanging in it, hundreds of people and animals appeared at the same time... in the same place. |
| Solo_Phoenix04-14-07, 07:45 PM | 27) Living Explosive Runes - A blob that explodes when you look at it. |
| Whisper_Swiftblade04-14-07, 08:20 PM | 28) living wish, be carful what you wish for. 29) living greator invisibility. |
| SirCaran04-14-07, 08:51 PM | Living magic mouth: A little blob that will never shut up. this reminds me of Link's faery friend from The Legend of Zelda |
| Count Nerindil Van Seraph04-14-07, 09:10 PM | 27) Living Explosive Runes - A blob that explodes when you look at it. I lol'd! A living enlarge animal spell is loose in Sharn. The corpses of cat-sized rats, dog-sized cats and horse-sized dogs are becoming disturbingly common. There was, ages ago, a living disjunction somewhere on the boards. I lost the link when my computer died, but if anyone can find it I would be eternally grateful. That thing was nasty. Though, come to think of it, it wouldn't be that hard to make... where's my ECS...? |
| Skeeve04-14-07, 09:49 PM | 21: Living Cure Light Wounds. That's where it's at. |
| suparman99904-14-07, 09:52 PM | So it'd cure wounds/cuts/bruises/etc. on people who touch it? |
| Mournoth04-14-07, 10:03 PM | Living Evard's Black Tentacle: "And that, boys and girls, is why there are no schoolgirl outfits in Eberron" |
| Skeeve04-14-07, 10:11 PM | So it'd cure wounds/cuts/bruises/etc. on people who touch it? Nope! It'd only cure the people it either punched or tried to suffocate. Living Evard's Black Tentacle: "And that, boys and girls, is why there are no schoolgirl outfits in Eberron" That is made of win and awesome. |
| suparman99904-14-07, 10:15 PM | Living Evard's Black Tentacle: "And that, boys and girls, is why there are no schoolgirl outfits in Eberron" :bow: Oh my god. You win. That is foaming at the mouth with win mixed with pure awesome-sauce. You get cookie nao :cookie: Nope! It'd only cure the people it either punched or tried to suffocate. Oh. Of course. |
| supernerd22204-14-07, 10:18 PM | Living anything on that pants thread. |
| suparman99904-14-07, 10:25 PM | What pants thread? |
| Drodain04-14-07, 10:32 PM | Living grease- a little blob sliding along everywhere unable to stop itself. "What's that leaving a trail of?" *slip* "...That's just gross." |
| Magetastic04-14-07, 10:40 PM | 34) living atonement- you have sinned my son let the ooze of atonement smacketh you upside the head. 35) living shrink item- whats with all the doll houses around here? |
| suparman99904-15-07, 04:00 PM | living suggest-a blob that makes people it covers weak-willed and easily manipulated. living miracle. living detect evil-a blob that randomly freaks out at evil things. living telepathy-I'd stay the hell away from it. |
| zvbxrpl04-15-07, 05:47 PM | Living changestaff--Lock up your quarterstaves! Living heroes' feast--An end to world hunger. Living ressurection--Population a-splosion! Living ghost sound--Annoying beyond belief. |
| Mournoth04-15-07, 11:25 PM | Living Quickened Maximized Empowered Heightened Enlarged Twinned Fell Fireball- "A living what now?" |
| navar10004-15-07, 11:40 PM | Living Create Water People laughed at Noah the cleric. Living Feeblemind "Idiocracy" is an awesome movie! |
| epifreak04-16-07, 12:38 AM | Living Planeshift a.k.a. The campaign ruiner. |
| SarnorSerra04-16-07, 01:12 AM | Two spells can work together right, this one is a living spell/power. Living Detect Hostile Intent/ Light Finds people who want to hurt others and lights them up |
| NecroticBanana04-16-07, 11:34 AM | Living Fabricate- thousands of lil' wooden spoons were the bridge used to be, and all the sheep are naked exept for a pretty scarf. |
| somethings9004-16-07, 06:24 PM | 50)Living Orb of Force. A non-magical blob of force.:P |
| Shmeff04-16-07, 06:39 PM | 51. Living Flesh to Stone Statues for everyone! 52. Living Flesh to Salt Just odd... 53. Living Stone to Flesh "That's a weird mountain" 54. Living Contingancy WTF!? |
| RavenGraygem04-16-07, 07:02 PM | Living Animate Dead + Living Stone (or Iron) Bones = mindless blobs that create and auto-buff their own equally mindless entourage. |
| Toran_A_Sunder04-16-07, 07:26 PM | Living grease- a little blob sliding along everywhere unable to stop itself. "What's that leaving a trail of?" *slip* "...That's just gross." If possible, make it in the shape of a snail instead of a blob. Can we say snail trails? I lol'd! You should have that looked at... Living mirror image - 1d4 identical blobs rolling about doing nothing Living delayed blast fireball - need i say more? Living Glibness - a grey ball that floats around lieing to everyone about everything Living Ray of Enfeeblement - :uh-huh: I'm using this in my next game... Living animate objects - a ball rolling around with all sorts of household items following it. "Be our...guest?" |
| skydin04-16-07, 08:39 PM | living evards black tentacles why there ARE so many schoolgirl outfits in eberon =D |
| Nom04-16-07, 09:45 PM | 21: Living Cure Light Wounds. That's where it's at.Of course, a Living Cure Light Wounds would be completely ineffectual in the Mournland. ;) |
| Terraneaux04-17-07, 12:07 AM | Living Slime Wave... Oh man it burns! Wrecks your character and his gear. |
| johnkretzer04-17-07, 12:21 AM | 55: Living Locate Object: For when you loose your skyship keys. |
| Gwenfloor04-17-07, 12:29 AM | Living Read Magic- Any magical runes this blob covers are translated to the native language of the viewer. Living Magic Missile- This blob will home in on you and won't leave you alone until it hits you. Living Levitate- This blob rises into the atmosphere until it cannot be seen. Living Disintegrate- the ground under this blob dissolves, and the ground below that dissolves, until the blob hits the center of the earth. Living Phantom Steed- This blob is shaped like a horse. Living Implosion- Looks like a blob collapsing in on itself. Living Open/Close- This blob gets into everyone's chests. Living Cause Fear- It's just a blob, but you can't help but get freaked out by it! Living Charm Person- Friends with a blob?! Now that's just creepy... Living Erase- Also known as white-out. Living Detect Thoughts- It can read your mind, but it's just a dumb blob, what do you have to fear? Living Fox's Cunning- This blob may be as smart as the party's orc barbarian. Living Rage- You can't tell, but this blob is absolutely hate-filled! Living Antipathy- Get this blob away from me! |
| epifreak04-17-07, 01:49 AM | Living Unseen Servant: a blob that follows you around doing nice things for you. |
| Jokerboxer04-17-07, 06:36 AM | ?) Evard's black tentacles + Orgasmic vibrations. no one is safe. Not even the priest, monk, or rabbi. |
| ChimericalWolf04-17-07, 07:05 AM | How about Living Detect Magic? A little blob that randomly chases people with magic items. When I first saw the template, I thought one of these would be awesome as an Improved Familiar. Have it be about the size of your head, and likes to touch magic items, changing color and intensity based on the school and caster level of whatever it's touching. Likes to hang out on people's shoulders. |
| Lord T Hawkeye04-17-07, 07:35 AM | living giant growth. Imagine coming to a village where one of those just passed by. |