Post/Author/DateTime	Post
shalitanior1018 04-23-07, 10:54 AM	if you had 0 for an ability score or save what would happen for examble:0 cha,the meusa turns to stone when she looks at you:eek:
shalitanior1018 04-23-07, 11:03 AM	0 str:you try to pick up a rock and hold it above your head and drop it dealing 2d6 +5 points of damage
Zanedor 04-23-07, 11:06 AM	0 str: You are crushed by the weight of your bedroll.
Rulebook 04-23-07, 11:55 AM	Con 0... you die.
Namation 04-23-07, 12:05 PM	0 Strenght : You dont even have the power left to move your own body and are therefor immobilised. 0 Dexterity: You have no contact with your body and therefor cannot move. 0 Constitution: Your dead. 0 Intelligens: You are unable to muster even the simplest though, your a potato. You lose; the end. 0 Wisdom: You have zero connection to reality, you lag out. Coma. 0 Charisma: Your in a coma, completly unable to exspress yourself and your lacking even the most basic and steriotypical personality; your dead. - AND your butt ugly.. you just drew the smallest straw my freind.
Lixith 04-23-07, 01:26 PM	0 fort save: The papercut turned out to be fatal. 0 Reflex save: The fridge door got you.....again. 0 Will save: Watching the shopping network pretty much ruins you.
Khoran 04-23-07, 02:43 PM	Since Wis 0 means coma: Wis 1: WHOO! LETS DO IT! *Level 1 fighter charging Greatwyrm Red*
stargate525 04-23-07, 03:18 PM	considering 0 is a whole host of un-funny things, I'll assume you meant 1. STR 1: Excuse me, my sleeve is too heavy, could you turn the page for me? DEX 1: You managed to take five whole steps this morning before falling flat on your face. CON 1: Please try not to breathe too hard on me, I'm fragile. INT 1: Ur.... huhuh..... *drools* WIS 1: LEROY JENKINS! CHA 1: Even the dire octopuses don't want to be near you.
GingerbreadMan 04-23-07, 03:29 PM	WIS 1: LEROY JENKINS! HAHA YES!! :D Int 1: "This looks tasty" - Gulador, as he downs a flask of acid
shalitanior1018 04-23-07, 08:15 PM	0 wiz and 0 intel:my friend anthony
graddlin 04-24-07, 12:53 AM	1 Str: you get dragged-off screaming by a regular leaf-cutter ant. 0 Ref. Save: you manage to skillfully block every incoming attack with your body. :D
Novacat 04-24-07, 01:22 AM	0 wiz and 0 intel:my friend anthony He's effectively braindead? That's very sad. Take your sad stories out of our humor thread.
epifreak 04-24-07, 03:11 AM	0 to all non-constitution stats. You're a brain-dead quadriplegic, ****ING HILARIOUS!!1!