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| KILLBOT900002-02-07, 10:34 PM | Thought it would be a good Idea.....;) I'll start. 1)..A goblin bites your genitals off and you bleed to death.:eek: |
| Dontan02-02-07, 10:42 PM | 2) Crushing walls. I've always imagined them as painful. 3) Acid pools... Owies. |
| IrishRover02-02-07, 10:59 PM | 4. Imbibing a potion of gaseous form in a super-hot area, and dispercing to the four winds... (Happened to a character of mine back in the 80's) |
| speeblefreak02-02-07, 11:00 PM | 4. Death by the Flaming Rat Box. 5. Grappled by a hamatula. 6. Having your nose and mouth sovereign glued shut. |
| Herobane02-02-07, 11:02 PM | 4. Death by the Flaming Rat Box. My favourite punishment! 7. Any death that doesn't serve to accomplish one of your goals along the way. |
| Scorpion1302-02-07, 11:07 PM | 8. Death by monkeys. 9. Death by Monkees. 10. Engulfed by Gelatinous Cube. |
| ShinoAburame02-02-07, 11:23 PM | 11. You land on a tall spike. Ass first... 12. Death by snoo-snoo. 13. You get swallowed whole by a dragon. You're still alive and know of only one way out. The noxious fumes kill you. |
| KILLBOT900002-02-07, 11:23 PM | 14)..stepped on by tarrasque. 15)..Eaten by tarrasque....:P Death by snoo snoo would definately not be horrible. |
| Can_bards_play_HeavyMetal02-02-07, 11:29 PM | 14. Being captured by a drow. |
| Archmage_of_Blood02-03-07, 12:35 AM | 17. Dying of old age from reading all 1001 horrible ways to die. |
| Tyler Do'Urden02-03-07, 12:58 AM | 18. You're chained to a wall and forced to watch your loved ones be tortured and killed with rusty knives and salt until you starve to death. |
| ShinoAburame02-03-07, 01:03 AM | 18. You're chained to a wall and forced to watch your loved ones be tortured and killed with rusty knives and salt until you starve to death. What loved ones? My jerkass friends? I'd laugh. XD |
| Tyler Do'Urden02-03-07, 01:50 AM | They'd bring in a beautiful girl and let you get to know her for a few hours before ending her life. Plus you'd still starve to death. |
| KILLBOT900002-03-07, 01:59 AM | Ok.... i'm changing the direction of this thread. It's now a competition. Who ever thinks of the most horrible death wins, so far I have. But i can't win as I made this thread... I shall judge every 5 posts. If you win add it to your sig.:) :( :D ;) :P :embarrass :cool: :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: :confused: :weep: |
| towerwrath02-03-07, 02:29 AM | Getting the dumbass idea to roll up yourselves as PCs then dieing 9+ times in increseingly brutal ways. I think the best were, 19) At full hps (120 something) Rended by Girrlion riped into four pieces and then your "friends" finish the dungeon and then decide not to resrect you. wich sucked cause the character was me. 20) And before that, Killed by a demon(lord of hell at lev6?) and have to go through a series of pointless puzzles to get my soul back to my body. And then finding out that they didn't even bother to bury me, and that I lost all class levels! and when I finaly got back to camp I found out that my friend now worships the demon that killed me!!!. wich also sucked cause the character was me. and they were supposed to be my friends! |
| boozerker02-03-07, 02:32 AM | 1001 horrible ways to die 20. By tickling. 21. Number 20, except a clown's doing it. 22. Falling off a tree and getting your eyelid caught on a branch (Peter knows). Well maybe 20's not so bad at least you've laughed on the way out ;) |
| R9902-03-07, 10:33 AM | 23: Rat Flail |
| freedeath02-03-07, 11:21 AM | 24?)Brokeback Ogre. |
| Ziggy_Stardust02-03-07, 11:53 AM | 25) glue trap. |
| speeblefreak02-03-07, 12:13 PM | 26. Brokeback Ted the 'flayer 27. Iron Maiden of Preservation |
| *Truean*02-03-07, 01:27 PM | wonders exactly how evil I should get here.....* 28.) Demon Lord's plaything.... picks up phone* "Hey Orcus, how's my favorite evil bastard?.... Uh huh.... Uh huh... Uh huh....... Uh...huuuuuh....... Cool, listen, how would you kill someone really really painfully/badly?.... What did he do to p*** you off?.... um, he ate your chocolate.... All of it..... OK ok... slow down ... slow down... The cursing isn't helpful in explaining..... Slicing off small pieces of skin and watching him bleed uh huh....keeping him alive with blood transfusions, right right.... Reattaching the rotten skin over his nose so he can smell it.... got ya, understood.... Ouch, I said chocolate, stolen chocolate, you don't have to cut that off.... I never thought to make him choose between which innocent person dies, creative, but what if he doesn't choose.... O, then they both die and he gets hurt.... Break all his bones in every place imaginable starting at the toes and working up an inch at a time.... Carve the names of every single person he is force to make die into his skin almost microscopically so it spreads like a rash.... then after 10000 years of that you use the shreader.... Yeah I was wondering when you'd use that, I know it's your favorite.... And you let him know what you'll use his broken remains for before he finally dies?.... Ouch... Hang on I'm getting another call..." *presses button* "What, I'm very busy?.... O, o well where are they going?.... Um, just get me a turkey club.... I dunno I'm really not gonna eat the side.... Well what are you getting?.... I always order the wrong thing.... That's cool.... What? ... Cherry Coke.... later...." *presses button* "Hey again Orcus, sorry about that.... Uh huh... Uh huh... She's fine actually doing great.... Yeah... Sure... Actually you've been a great help.... Uh huh... Uh huh... That's cool.... stay warm in hell..... Cool later bud...." *Click* |
| smeagol_lied02-03-07, 01:43 PM | When playing a warforged, the wall behind you get hit by spike stones (or spike growth, never can remember which). Then get hit by repel metal/wood Not horrible, just horribly embarrasing. |
| Comus02-03-07, 01:45 PM | 30) Dying knowing that you sacrificed everything and everyone you ever loved to something that really didn't matter in the end. |
| forrestfire1502-03-07, 02:55 PM | 31. by a Chaos Beast's Corporeal Instability 32. Killed by a pain extractor 33. killed by a Vaath 34. Killed by an average kobold 35. death by slimy doom 36. death by red fester spell (p. 102 BoVD) |
| FreAkOuTRG02-03-07, 03:58 PM | 37) Chuck Norris crushes your head between his thighs. |
| seldom_seen02-03-07, 04:04 PM | Wishing for a million gold pieces, and having said million fall out of the sky and land on your character. (actually happened!) |
| freedeath02-03-07, 04:26 PM | Wishing for a million gold pieces, and having said million fall out of the sky and land on your character. (actually happened!) So if you make your save, you only get hit by 500,000 of them? |
| Einvaldurinn_mikli02-03-07, 04:45 PM | 39) Dying from rolling a natural one when fighting an unclassed Kobold because the Dm is an idiot that uses fumbles. I win. Period. |
| jera02-03-07, 05:12 PM | 40) Get a group of PC's into a small room. Chain them down naked into metal chair that are wired to fire elementals. Then turn up the heat slowly over a 32 hour period, gradualy increasing the amount of heat conducted through the chairs until it is as hot as a branding iron. Once they have passed out due to the extreme pain brought about by a 32 hour burning flesh fest, Hang your PC's on a wall by their arms, in a room where the only visible thing is a 24-hour hour glass and a sign that says "You have this much time left to live." So they have to sit there, just watching the hour glass, wondering how they will die. Once the last peice of sand falls down, turn on all of the lights and yell "SUPRISE." And if they dont die of a heart attack, hit them in the face with a large pie. Sit back, laugh, and pretend its all a joke. Lull them into a false sence of security by saying, "you've just one 10,000,000 platinum." Then take out the Razors and salt. you put one cut on their body 2" long, every 15 minutes, and then bring in a Drow to slowly tear open the wounds with his fingernails while pouring salt in the cuts at the same time. After words drop them off at "The Institute for Ogre muadurer's, sadist and rapist." and if after 3 day's they are still alive, put them into a sac full of the worlds cutest kittens. and then throw the sac, the kittens, and the group of PC's into the river. |
| Herobane02-03-07, 05:17 PM | :evillaugh: BWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH! IT has been added to my To-Do list! You deserve a cookie for that bit of creative genius! :cookie: |
| High Octane02-03-07, 05:17 PM | 37) Chuck Norris crushes your head between his thighs.Then you are killed by Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight and Benito Mussilini, and the Blue Meany and Cowboy Curtis and Jombe the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan! |
| jera02-03-07, 05:20 PM | :evillaugh: BWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH! IT has been added to my To-Do list! You deserve a cookie for that bit of creative genius! :cookie: :cheer: YAY!!! my first cookie! |
| High Octane02-03-07, 05:22 PM | So if you make your save, you only get hit by 500,000 of them? Thats a LOL. |
| Chaos Theory02-03-07, 07:26 PM | 41.) Drowning in a Vat of whipped cream makes for interesting table top conversation. 42.) Auto kill aways sucks |
| KILLBOT900002-03-07, 08:22 PM | So far the winners up to this point are.... *Truean*, funny and gruesome.:D Seldom seen, it would be painfull. Slowly being crushed as the weight increases over time as it rains down on you. Good job. Jera, that was just evil.:evillaugh :cheer: Congrats!!!! :cheer: Add the fact that you won to your sig. :cool: please excuse the lateness of this reply as I do live in Australia......:P |
| ShinoAburame02-03-07, 09:38 PM | 43. Dragons use you as an erotic sex toy. And a girl dragon--eh, you suffocate. |
| KILLBOT900002-03-07, 09:53 PM | Shino thats just disgusting............. |
| Silversheen19702-03-07, 10:10 PM | This actually happened to me... 44. I. As the party rogue, roll a nat 1 on the Search check to notice the teleport trap on a door. II. Be teleported into a pit that creates fire inside whena living creature lands there. III. Because you are unable to Improved Evade to anywhere away from the fire, have the pitiful 2d6 fire damage set off the entire type VI necklace of fireballs that is around your neck. This one happened to a player in a campaign of mine... 45. While fighting the great wyrm prismatic dragon, fly up its nose because you think you'll be safe from its breath weapon. The dragon then closes the other nostril with its claw, and breathes through its nose, slowly turning you to stone. |
| *Truean*02-04-07, 07:13 PM | sweetness :) |
| Kerik02-04-07, 10:23 PM | 46) Be castrated by a Keen Vorpal Flaming Ghost Touch Kinetic Boot, turned into a vampire by a bloodwalker animus, become a cancermage and thus immune to all magical disease and doubly so to normal disease, and then be embraced by Glasya, whose profane flesh devouring disease overcomes the resistance anyway but takes a month to do so. I am devious, no? |
| Kanosint02-05-07, 12:41 PM | Actually happened (yes, my players are weird o_O): 47. While looking for a Dragon in his lair, you discover a huge mound with a scaley texture, yada yada yada (add description of sleeping Brass Dragon), go up to the back, and start looking for an entrance, climb up said entrance, and suffocate in filth, only then realizing that it's NOT a cave inside a weird hillock... |
| LordThavian02-05-07, 02:11 PM | 48. Actually saw this one done! Having your 13th level character killed outright by a skeleton! The DM used the variant rule from the DMG in which if you roll 3 20's in a row - you are slain! 1st 20 confrims hit 2nd 20 confirms crit 3rd 20 confirms target is slain! gotta suck! and it was a skeleton man...A SKELETON! :D (see pg 28 of DMG. Variant: Instant Kill) |
| leather_book_wizard02-05-07, 02:49 PM | 49. Killed by Gullydwarves. Your corpse becomes an object of sacred power and will one day be tied aroun the neck of a sickly mage as a cough cure. 49. Slaughtered by kender. When the town guards search them and find your bones they say," He must have fell into my pocket. 50. Peanut Butter Jelly Timed to death. |
| Callista02-05-07, 04:38 PM | 51. Taunt the Lady of Pain. |
| gandalf_is_dead02-05-07, 04:48 PM | Having X-factor rejects blaring in your ear till your head explodes |
| Grod_The_Giant02-07-07, 05:49 PM | 53. being locked in a small room full of 9 year old kids on a sugar rush. 54. being dipped in gravy and thrown into a deep pit with a rabid wolverine who's high on angel dust. |
| Cyanide30002-07-07, 06:31 PM | *player finds a tablet* *player reads the tablet* Tablet reads..."I preped Explosive Runes today" *Boom!* |
| Geogoose02-07-07, 07:43 PM | 56. Plane Shift to the Elemental Plane of Nagging. |
| SKAMBANKT02-07-07, 08:11 PM | 57. This actually happened to me once: My rouge botched a roll with a teleport-scroll, and somehow found himself drifting in the everchanging plane of Limbo. My party somehow managed to get me back (canīt temember how), and I was a little worse for the wearing. With a body turned inside-out, limbs jutting out from weird places of my body, my head firmly imbedded in my butt, and with windpipes far from connected to my lungs, I spent an agonizing minute suffocating before I died miserably. Not my finest moment. |
| vader_rocks02-07-07, 08:15 PM | Did anyone else think of Sir Robin and his minstrels when they read the title of the thread? 'Cause I did. 58. You'll find it here. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0036.html) |
| morbid_freak02-07-07, 08:20 PM | 59. Summon Swarm coupled with the Vile Enema Metamagic feat. |
| vader_rocks02-07-07, 08:23 PM | 60. (Another one from OOTS) Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion Side Note: This may end up getting moved to the Mature Boards if we're not careful. Be sure everything we write is PG-13 or lower. |
| Grandpa Gamer02-07-07, 08:28 PM | 61. Complete boredom from trudging through yet another "1001 . . ." thread :zzz: |
| morbid_freak02-07-07, 08:31 PM | 60. (Another one from OOTS) Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion Side Note: This may end up getting moved to the Mature Boards if we're not careful. Be sure everything we write is PG-13 or lower. I blame the internet and the Japanese! Also bizzare prolonged torture has been listed too many times already... |
| Far_Traveler02-07-07, 09:12 PM | 40) Get a group of PC's into a small room. Chain them down naked into metal chair that are wired to fire elementals. Then turn up the heat slowly over a 32 hour period, gradualy increasing the amount of heat conducted through the chairs until it is as hot as a branding iron. Once they have passed out due to the extreme pain brought about by a 32 hour burning flesh fest, Hang your PC's on a wall by their arms, in a room where the only visible thing is a 24-hour hour glass and a sign that says "You have this much time left to live." So they have to sit there, just watching the hour glass, wondering how they will die. Once the last peice of sand falls down, turn on all of the lights and yell "SUPRISE." And if they dont die of a heart attack, hit them in the face with a large pie. Sit back, laugh, and pretend its all a joke. Lull them into a false sence of security by saying, "you've just one 10,000,000 platinum." Then take out the Razors and salt. you put one cut on their body 2" long, every 15 minutes, and then bring in a Drow to slowly tear open the wounds with his fingernails while pouring salt in the cuts at the same time. After words drop them off at "The Institute for Ogre muadurer's, sadist and rapist." and if after 3 day's they are still alive, put them into a sac full of the worlds cutest kittens. and then throw the sac, the kittens, and the group of PC's into the river. You all realize of course that he stole the general idea of this from Foamy the Squirell, right? kudos on the D&D conversion though. |
| Count Nerindil Van Seraph02-07-07, 09:28 PM | Win. (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/dungeonscape_gallery/102767.jpg) For crying out loud, it's a shark... IN ACID! Who the hell thinks of this stuff? |
| anki02-08-07, 03:23 AM | 62.Get mauled to death by squirrels while falling of a mountain. 63.Killed by the cats in Icewind dale II |
| anki02-08-07, 03:27 AM | 64.Tie a victim to table,pierce a hole in the victims belly,gently pull out a part of inards through said hole and tie it to a winch(spelling?) and start cranking it.... |
| KendallDM02-08-07, 04:40 AM | And yet again... 65. Following your leader rather unexpectedly into a room of dragon eggs... yeah, of Leroy Jenkins infamy. Really, Leroy Jenkins references are always funny! |
| KendallDM02-08-07, 04:43 AM | 66. Evard's Spiked Tentacle of Forced Intrusion... not only horrible... but embarrassing too! |
| Baloth King02-08-07, 08:57 AM | 67. You accidentally trip and fall off a very high cliff.....into a pool of acid. |
| R9902-08-07, 09:09 AM | 68: Combing your hair with a potato peeler. 69: Playing DragonForce on a spiked guitar with sharpened strings (under the effects of haste, obviously). |
| Baloth King02-08-07, 09:13 AM | 70. The old-but-classic rolling boulder trap. |
| Elessara02-08-07, 01:22 PM | Not horrible in the mentally agonizing, physical torture sense, but rather horribly embarassing: When your DM using the critical fumble charts: 71. Rolling a natural 1 and stabbing yourself in the chest with your own longsword. Getting resurrected. Rolling a natural 1 and stabbing yourself in the chest with your own longsword ... again. Happened to my character. :rolleyes: Ele~ |
| thaX02-08-07, 02:52 PM | must... not.. tell.... Can't resist. I had a player who was getting testy and was itching to leave the gaming table. He. Had. A. Ring. Of. Wishes. A Jeanie appeared to grant the last wish of the ring, and he made the wish. "I wish I had the most powerful weapon ever created." Understand, I had just got finished reading the hitchikers triligy (again) and the idea popped into the brain instantly. "The genie grins and snaps his fingers. You find a small red ball in your hand about the size of a large marble. It seems to be heavier than it's small size would indicate." The Jinne quickly goes away, and the player lobs this sucker at the minataur barkeep that he was mad at. I look at the other players at that point. "The characters at mos Koata see a great big mushroom cloud in the distance, and hear a resonding boom." In addition to killing his character, he killed all the npc's residing in the town, a couple characters that happen to be in town at the time and leveled 20 miles radius which destroyed the town. He was still testy, but smiling. |
| vader_rocks02-10-07, 01:10 AM | 66. Evard's Spiked Tentacle of Forced Intrusion... not only horrible... but embarrassing too! I already did that one! #60! 73: Being fed to Grandmother from "Heroes of Horror." God, that creeped me out! |
| Herobane02-10-07, 01:40 AM | 74. ******* off Lieutenant-Colonel Kimblee. The Crimson Alchemist. |
| KendallDM02-10-07, 05:00 AM | I already did that one! #60! D'oh! |
| angryman02-10-07, 09:18 AM | 75: The "Agony Deluxe" In a wet, tropical area, having your hip, clavical, femur and a few ribs broken, then being beaten with jagged pieces of bamboo to create dozens of open wounds and gashes, then tied to a coconut tree on top of a fire ant nest. Not being fed at all, occasionally someone comes along and kicks you in the ribs. The fire ants crawl all over your body and torment your open wounds while you writhe in agony from sitting on broken bones. After a few days of this, having your feet cut off and cauterised with a rusty brand, causing septicemia. Your wounds will likely fester in the tropical heat, causing tropical ulcers as well as the rest. You may also get malaria. Then, nursed back to health (with a coconut juice IV to replenish lost blood sugar- it sometimes works) and tied to a horizontal pole about 3' above a smouldering fire, which will burn your legs and cause you to choke for days without killing you. Finally, taken outside and stabbed in the bowels and left to die while rats chew on your semi-inanimate but still living body. Anything worse than that, I can't actually describe on these boards. :( |
| vader_rocks02-10-07, 01:35 PM | 75: The "Agony Deluxe" In a wet, tropical area, having your hip, clavical, femur and a few ribs broken, then being beaten with jagged pieces of bamboo to create dozens of open wounds and gashes, then tied to a coconut tree on top of a fire ant nest. Not being fed at all, occasionally someone comes along and kicks you in the ribs. The fire ants crawl all over your body and torment your open wounds while you writhe in agony from sitting on broken bones. After a few days of this, having your feet cut off and cauterised with a rusty brand, causing septicemia. Your wounds will likely fester in the tropical heat, causing tropical ulcers as well as the rest. You may also get malaria. Then, nursed back to health (with a coconut juice IV to replenish lost blood sugar- it sometimes works) and tied to a horizontal pole about 3' above a smouldering fire, which will burn your legs and cause you to choke for days without killing you. Finally, taken outside and stabbed in the bowels and left to die while rats chew on your semi-inanimate but still living body. Anything worse than that, I can't actually describe on these boards. :( :uh-huh: :mymy: :blink: :gah: :OMG! What in the world do you do with your spare time that you come up with stuff like this? |
| High Octane02-10-07, 04:26 PM | :uh-huh: :mymy: :blink: :gah: :OMG! What in the world do you do with your spare time that you come up with stuff like this? Hey. His name is "angryman". |
| Magetastic02-10-07, 06:58 PM | 76. eaten alive from the inside by Hellwasps (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/swarm.htm#hellwaspSwarm) |
| Savenger02-10-07, 07:08 PM | That time i passed my charecter sheet to the Dm, over a lit candle, the charecter sheet went up in flames. We all pictured the party walking through town and my charecter ( a trigger happy wizard), spontaniously combusted. |
| Count Nerindil Van Seraph02-10-07, 07:40 PM | 75: The "Agony Deluxe" In a wet, tropical area, having your hip, clavical, femur and a few ribs broken, then being beaten with jagged pieces of bamboo to create dozens of open wounds and gashes, then tied to a coconut tree on top of a fire ant nest. Not being fed at all, occasionally someone comes along and kicks you in the ribs. The fire ants crawl all over your body and torment your open wounds while you writhe in agony from sitting on broken bones. After a few days of this, having your feet cut off and cauterised with a rusty brand, causing septicemia. Your wounds will likely fester in the tropical heat, causing tropical ulcers as well as the rest. You may also get malaria. Then, nursed back to health (with a coconut juice IV to replenish lost blood sugar- it sometimes works) and tied to a horizontal pole about 3' above a smouldering fire, which will burn your legs and cause you to choke for days without killing you. Finally, taken outside and stabbed in the bowels and left to die while rats chew on your semi-inanimate but still living body. Anything worse than that, I can't actually describe on these boards. :( :uh-huh: A :cookie: for you sir! I'll take the acid-shark over that any day... |
| RatSwarm02-11-07, 04:18 PM | 77: sleeping at the top of a cliff under the effects of a deafness spell, with an avalanche coming down ur way. 78: doing the disco with a +5 keen dagger in your hand. 79: Going up to a ton (around 55) hill giants and take a pee on there feet. 80: Carry a piece of meat in a ghoul infested grave yard. (holds 75 ghouls) |
| shalitanior101802-17-07, 08:53 AM | 81:you trip on your shoelaces and spring a guillotine |
| Pippa02-17-07, 02:02 PM | What's a flaming rat box? |
| shalitanior101802-17-07, 02:33 PM | getting hit by phantasmal killer ,passing the 1st save but failing the second one by 1 point(it happened to my,even though it wasnt phantasmal killer) |
| Pippa02-19-07, 01:33 PM | Getting the dumbass idea to roll up yourselves as PCs then dieing 9+ times in increseingly brutal ways. I think the best were, 19) At full hps (120 something) Rended by Girrlion riped into four pieces and then your "friends" finish the dungeon and then decide not to resrect you. wich sucked cause the character was me. 20) And before that, Killed by a demon(lord of hell at lev6?) and have to go through a series of pointless puzzles to get my soul back to my body. And then finding out that they didn't even bother to bury me, and that I lost all class levels! and when I finaly got back to camp I found out that my friend now worships the demon that killed me!!!. wich also sucked cause the character was me. and they were supposed to be my friends! BTW, I'm realy sorry for you but this was quite a laugh for me. |
| Veneficus02-20-07, 03:10 PM | #83... Having me as a DM :schemes: The PCs were exploring a dungeon under a mad wizard's tower. They came across one room that was decorated in shades of pink and lavender, with a four-poster canopy bed, a huge toybox, a Ragedy Ann doll on the bed, a pile of Barbie dolls in the corner, and a jack-in-the-box. They were scared. One character activated the jack-in-the-box with Mage Hand, and the room came to life. The jack-in-the-box was an 8HD tiny construct with the abilities of an 8th level bard. The barbies were a Swarm of diminutive constructs. The toybox was a mimic. The Ragedy Ann was a variant medusa. Instead of turning victims to stone, she turned one of the characters into a plush purple bear with rainbow-colored flowers on his chest. He had a pull-string, and when someone took a standard action to pull it, he had 1 full round for speaking and for purely mental or verbal actions. |
| Grod_The_Giant02-20-07, 03:19 PM | #83... Having me as a DM :schemes: The PCs were exploring a dungeon under a mad wizard's tower. They came across one room that was decorated in shades of pink and lavender, with a four-poster canopy bed, a huge toybox, a Ragedy Ann doll on the bed, a pile of Barbie dolls in the corner, and a jack-in-the-box. They were scared. One character activated the jack-in-the-box with Mage Hand, and the room came to life. The jack-in-the-box was an 8HD tiny construct with the abilities of an 8th level bard. The barbies were a Swarm of diminutive constructs. The toybox was a mimic. The Ragedy Ann was a variant medusa. Instead of turning victims to stone, she turned one of the characters into a plush purple bear with rainbow-colored flowers on his chest. He had a pull-string, and when someone took a standard action to pull it, he had 1 full round for speaking and for purely mental or verbal actions. oh my god. What was that guy thinking? You come across a room like that, you shut the door and keep going! At least throw a fireball in there first, or something! |
| Aise02-20-07, 08:11 PM | #84: Dieing to the tarrasque even though you knocked it to -100 HP but your INT is 1 so you can't wish it dead.(true story) |