Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Benicus 07-18-06, 10:30 PM	1. [As a half-dragon ogre in a epic campaign] 10lvls of fighter, 10 levels of barbarian, 5 levels of frenzied berserker, focus on TWF using CW, and dual wielding Vicious Flaming Burst Vorpal Goliath Greathammers....so cold and scary.
ArchonJohn 07-18-06, 11:29 PM	Grappling assasin vines at level 1. And how does a hammer have vorpal?
FnordBear 07-18-06, 11:48 PM	Grappling assasin vines at level 1. And how does a hammer have vorpal? It knocks your block off?
stargate525 07-19-06, 12:13 AM	2. Player: And how wide is the chasm? DM: About 300 ft. Player: I'll try and jump it. 3. 'What do you mean I'm not your brother?' (PC is female, wrong race, and wrong age for this to work) 4. 'we hit a rock' (while fifteen days out at sea.)
azmodael 07-19-06, 08:00 AM	Never ever let a player obtain a 5lvl Weretouched master/4lvl Barbarian/4lvl Fighter Shifter with base stats score 18 Str 16 Dex and 16 Con. It can kill almost anything in a single round, provided it is polymorphed into a cave troll. If it is not it can kill it in 2 rounds...
SeptimusMagistos 07-19-06, 11:23 AM	6. Never attack Peter Pan 7. Never cast dispel magic on an area around yourself if you're being kept in the air by spells. 8. Never try to juggle a sphere of Annihilation.
countbubba 07-19-06, 02:42 PM	9. NEVER try to outsmart the DM. You cannot win.
Benicus 07-21-06, 05:22 AM	Dont attack Cthulubob Squidpants...you'll lose unless you have Ronaldmcdonaldwieldingchemicalweaponsaft erbeingdumpedinchemicalwasteandholdingan uke