Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Narris 04-29-07, 01:18 PM	Forgot to bring your weapons when you left? Well, looks like you'll have to improvise. In a barroom fight and your stuff is upstairs or not allowed? Here's your 1001 improvised weapons 1. chair(club) 2. broken bottle(dagger) 3. table leg(club) 4. table(not really a weapon but you can hide behind it) 5. chandelier (again, not a weapon but can be used to move around room) 6. torches (clubs, with fire damage) 7. mug(sap) 8. purse(flail) 9. planking(most likely to make a inn owner close down, it's a club with piercing damage as well) 10. dice(slingstone) 11. knife(dagger) 12. bowl(sap) 13. plate(sap) 14. torch scone(club) 15. window(piercing and slashing when thrown through. the broken glass is a hazard) 16. door(same as window, except wood. can slam in face when readied. pieces of doors can be wielded as daggers or swords) 17. stairs(knock them down stairs to deal falling damage.) 18. necklace(stranglecord) 19. rings(can do piercing damage if gems are pointed) 20. pitchfork (trident) 21. crowbar(club) 22. hammer(light hammer) 23. tree branch(club) 24. stick(club) 25. tree(quarterstaff, club; varies by tree) 26. rocks(slingstones) 27. wagon(run them over; nuff said) 28. bodies(borrowed this from medieval sieges. load in a catapult and send into castle to stink it up) 29. flint & steel(pyromaniac's next best friend) 30. miner's pick(light pick) 31. scythe(scythe) 32. sickle(sickle) 33. bedpost(club) 34. shaving razor(dagger) 35. paint on brush(blind enemy) 36. shovel(club, halberd)
Chaos Theory 04-29-07, 02:58 PM	Halfling
Kurikin 04-29-07, 08:52 PM	38. some type of small, furry animal(bludgeoning and possibly piercing or slashing depending on the animal) 39. a Frenchman
BattleofEvermore 04-29-07, 09:06 PM	40. Oil Lamp on a chain (flaming flail) 41. fire poker (piercing) 42. Rolling pin (bludgeoning) 43. Bar ( you can take someone for a ride down it)
Herald@Large 04-30-07, 07:33 PM	44. Forks 45. Hot coals from the fire 46. Ashes from the fire 47. Burning sticks from the fire 48. The spit you're roasting dinner on 49. Sand (thrown in eyes) 50. The barmaid :D 51. And of course (pause for drumroll) FISTS!
gullas 04-30-07, 07:37 PM	52. the grumpy old innkeeper wich shouts : "were are my teeths?"
Nathreet 04-30-07, 07:55 PM	Halfling I played a halfling once in a party with a half-orc ranger/barbarian. Used me as a weapon. I took damage, but I flanked the incoming enemy and it worked out. 53. Flaming pile-of-rags-that-used-to-be-your-clothes. Monk in our low-level party killed a swarm of nasty bugs with it in our low-level campaign, after the gelatinous cube ruined his clothes.
AffableDoomwalker 04-30-07, 09:54 PM	54. A towel.
Stardrake 04-30-07, 10:09 PM	My wife's character in my game would take issue with 4--she once used a table as a bludgeon against a priestess of Shar. (I still remember her asking "So, what's my attack bonus with a table?" ) Back on topic: 55. Beer! (Either throw it in their eyes, or watch them frantically try to slurp it off the floor, depending on their level of thirst....)
IrishRover 04-30-07, 11:22 PM	56. Wagon (pick up and swing it) 57. Bag of flour (Does impressive damage when thrown, AND creates a smokescreen of sorts) 58. Barrels (Shove down stairs at bad guys chasing you, or pick up and throw) (I do like to play characters with above average strength)
TwiddleStootch 04-30-07, 11:26 PM	59. A leg bone (club) 60. A Skeleton's arm (club) 61. Badly chipped DVDs (shuriken)
AffableDoomwalker 04-30-07, 11:34 PM	62. A bagful of d4s (caltrops)