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Sajek 03-22-07, 12:47 PM	Ever had a character who you wanted to make unique but had no idea how? Are you a DM who wants his NPCs to be a little more diverse than a guy with a hacking cough and strong opinions about the king? Post some suggestions of the zaniest people you will ever meet (or play) here! 1. A narcoleptic (cumulative 5% chance per hour of going to sleep for 1d4 minutes) 2. Believes that the CIA has implanted a mind control chip in his brain, hundreds of years prior to the invention of either. 3. Carries a little cat statue with him wherever he goes. He has a name for it and tries to feed it.
Ikyotojin 03-22-07, 01:33 PM	4. A halfling thief/illusionist whose primary goal in life is to become a god. He's pretty well got people believing that he's too lucky to live as it is. He also likes to do REALLY odd naked dances in fountains and use illusions to... well... "enhance his already mightly mighty impressive manliness".
TevolRia 03-22-07, 03:37 PM	5) orc with a nymph assistant. your pretty sure the nymphs insane, and you know the orc does... questionable things with her. oh my god!!! I don't know whats worse! the fact that he's doing that to her or the fact that she likes it.
Sudnji_cas 03-22-07, 06:55 PM	6. Dwarf blacksmith always chewing some gum like substance that he alls 'clay'. He often offers it to other people who get really weird hallucinations from it and then wake up without any money in some dark backalley. 7. Half-orc rogue that yells really loudly and sing half-orc songs as loud as he can when sneaking. 8. Mute seer that gives his prophecies via fortune cookies.and manifest its face in water to scold the PCs with his stare when they make idiots of themselves.
Sudnji_cas 03-25-07, 07:44 PM	:bump: