Post/Author/DateTime	Post
The_Rouge 04-19-08, 03:51 PM	I know there is a similar thread(s) out there, but here you can be free! to start it all off: 1. I think i failed my spot check.. (:cookie: for ref) 2. Bluff bluff bluff bluff the stupid Ogre (no :cookie: for ref as this is from the same place as the last one...********* sure is a great place for last quotes...) 3. Awww...what a cute Kobold...and what a cute name..Pun Pun...youre a cutie arent you Pun Pun *pats on head* :D
Velcroman226 04-19-08, 04:25 PM	(Refrance: OOTS, I'll take my cookie now!) 4. What? I couldn't here you over the roar of the stampeding displacer beasts!
squidyak 04-19-08, 11:13 PM	5. How deep can this pit be? I cast feather fall and jump down. 6. I ready an action to stab the T-Rex with my dagger if it tries to bite me. (uttered as the rest of the 4th level party wisely flees) 7. I step down and check for traps. (the proper order of actions when heading down a stair case you KNOW is trapped is to check for traps and THEN step down.) I only use real quotes from games I've been a part of.
Leaflitter 04-20-08, 12:10 AM	8. i can make it. (fails jump check)
Kron_Hammerall 04-20-08, 12:24 AM	"Im just gonna loot the bodies over here."- says the spell depleted Wizard as the rest of the party starts hacking away at the Choas Ogre... Than the Orc Warcheiftan runs in with his body gaurds and make small little junks of high elf McLootie... "My charcter will never retreat." - takes a five foot step back and gets crited (for like 25 dmg) and gets cut inhalf (only had 5 hp)
yossarius 04-20-08, 10:13 AM	"Ewww, there are maggots on this corpse. Hey, why are my hands numb?" (Not maggots, stupid. Rot Grubs.) "This chest couldn't possibly be a mimic, too." (Yes, it could.) "I thumb my nose at the orc chieftain and say his daughter is awfully broad shouldered, even for one of them. Must be from carrying around his spear so much." (That's his son, dummy. He's the village's champion spearman.) "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to GAAAAAACK!" (I told you dwarves hate that song.) "I cast Magic Missile at the air." (No explanation should be necessary.)
lunoc 04-20-08, 04:30 PM	"i smack the hell hound on the nose and yell "bad dog!" dm of a epic campain: lolth the spider queen stands before you player 1: i hit on her player 2: i call her a lesbian theres two right there
OpticalShadow 05-07-08, 01:13 AM	from an r.a. salvatore books(and he lives but it was too funny) Aerograth:you want to jus tattack it? (in the pit below stands a giant black dragonlich) Aerograth:shrugs"bwaahhhhhh"
Shadowshimmer 05-07-08, 07:20 AM	"Shhhhh!! You are going to wake the Dragon, ahhhhhhhh!!!!!
Kallionastiryne 05-07-08, 10:53 AM	"It's only a vorpal sword, it's not like it's that dangerous" A twenty proved the person who said that wrong.
roninwolf1981 05-07-08, 12:32 PM	Well, crud...I can't figure out which one this will be. How does this always seem to happen on these threads? :) "Oops!" - Any Kender and/or Gnome inventor anywhere. This may also be the last thing heard by anybody in the immediate area as well.
RobbyPants 05-07-08, 02:06 PM	"This rope bridge looks sturdy enough" 1. I think i failed my spot check.. (:cookie: for ref) I have that shirt :P
Eldrith_Hawkflight 05-07-08, 04:06 PM	"I am here to save you!!!" Uttered by my last character Eldrith before being pulled down the hallway and in to a Tendriculos's mouth. Rephrase that his last words were "I still have my dagger to cut my way out... crap! I'm paralized! Also "I moved far enough back" -killed by charging orcs.
Tunllaw 05-08-08, 01:39 AM	8. HEY! At least I had the BAWLS to get our whole party killed. (mey very first rogue :( )
lunoc 05-08-08, 05:35 PM	9. no way their gettin through that!
Demetri_Knighthawk 05-13-08, 03:21 PM	10) You did what to who? 11) Come on, we all know that stupid trick about the sphere of annihilation, he wouldnt bother using it on u- 12) I told you I could do it without waking him up. HA! 13) you know, I bet a dward with a mohawk beard-*killed by dwarf before finished the sentance*
DKase 05-14-08, 04:41 AM	14) To DM - "Tough break about that fight with your girlfriend and all, but I take it that means she's available now right?" 15) "That monster isn't anywhere near the party's EL! This'll be easy." 16) "Hey check it out! All the coins are floating in the air!" (said prior to walking face first into a Gelatinous Cube) 17) "The DM seems interested about 4E."
The_Rouge 05-14-08, 04:01 PM	YAY! Lots of posts! Keep going! OOTS Rocks!!
saphfron 05-14-08, 06:35 PM	after sneaking into the cults headquarters the paladin yelling out "kill the one in the back he's evil"
Kallionastiryne 05-14-08, 08:37 PM	"You cant kill me! I'm a :censored: Elf!" Sadly, those were Aramil's (My Character's) last words.
Farmer42 05-15-08, 02:11 AM	MyLvl8 CG cowboy/dungeon delver, upon seeing the evil Paladin Glow and prepare to hit him with his third (and final) smite of the day, after surving the first two: "Well, [explative]. This is what I get for listening to that damn Solar and working for Azmodeus..."
ClockworkRevenge 05-15-08, 02:40 AM	18.) "Uuugh (groan)...p-*****...." My last character after taking any amount of damage that would render him unconcious, no matter how formidable or powerfull the foe was. Finially died, said it before keeling.
NecroticBanana 05-15-08, 08:28 AM	"bury me with all my gold!" My rogue is quite fond of saying this just before he does anything crazy..which is all the time.
Fly666monkey 05-15-08, 03:57 PM	"Hey, that doesn't taste like a raisin!" "He seems trustworthy." "Yo mama so- *splat*"
Fenrir_Greyback 05-15-08, 04:12 PM	Me- "Don't worry man, I'm not going to miss" Party dwarf wizard standing in the line of fire- "you sure?" Me- "yea, I trust my luck. *Rolls a 3*" DM- " You miss, and instead hit, *rolls dice for effect* fordor" Party Dwarf Wizard, (fordor) "F***" I was using the flaming heavy crossbow that he'd just enlarged... I rolled a seven, eight, and five.
KelanenPrinceofSwords 05-15-08, 05:28 PM	"Ha! The only way I can fail this save is if I roll a 1!" (Said as a banshee wailed) "I cast fireball at the orcs!" (Who are standing on a ledge on a snowy mountainside above the party) "I snatch the black cloak and put in on before anyone else can grab it!" (Said about a cloak of poisonousness)
Demetri_Knighthawk 05-15-08, 10:53 PM	Rarg! Smosh smash!(Smosh, ogre, 5th level barbarian 10th level hulking hurler) *smosh picks up his heavy load for a meteor throw* Minion: Curse! -6 str! *rolls a 4* Noo, Smosh smashed by smoshes shasher!
BugBytes 05-16-08, 12:48 AM	"See, Being a rogue I'm very good at finding traps so I'd be the first one to know if ther e was anything wrong with this do-" (Rogue is gored by poisonous spike that swings from the doorframe) "Oh $#!%. That mestireous black liquid just spilled all over me! I hope it doesn't stain!"
RPJesus 05-16-08, 01:15 AM	"I grapple the vampire." "So what? I just have to roll a 20" "Pfft. We don't need a cleric." In tales of symphonia; "Mimics are never very hard." http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-kamina.gif
Vorteld 05-16-08, 07:14 AM	I got some... DM: The Mind Flayer is standing in front of you, obviously wanting to kill you. *initiative is rolled, a sorcerer comes up first* Sor: I cast my Sudden Empowered, Sudden Maximized fireball at it. *DM rolls, looks on his sheets, sighs, coughs loudly and says:* DM: the figure disappears. An instant later, you hear its devilish laugther echo in the hall "Well, you are good at killing shadows, but taking out the real me will take more than that!" You see him on the balcony.
Cthulaid 05-16-08, 05:28 PM	Strahd: I am a god in this land! Level 10 monk-- follower of St. Cuthbert: A god of dust! Said monk then failed his fort save on the following disintegrate spell. My rogue ran.
Senko 05-17-08, 12:47 AM	Here's two, one that I did, one that a player in one of my games did. Me having just run up the trail and reach a dead end at the mountain top with a bunch of goblinoids behind my injured first level monk "Wait the path curves around right I should be able to survive the fall and get behind them." . . . Roll tumble, fail get injured, roll reflex save to stay on the path, fail and fall off the edge Roll tumble, fail get injured, roll reflex save to stay on the path, fail and fall off the edge Roll tumble, fail get knocked unconcious, roll reflex save at penalties to stay on the path, fail and fall off the edge Roll tumble, fail get even more injured, roll reflex save at penalties to stay on the path, fail and fall off the edge Roll tumble, fail get killed. and one a player in my game did when faced with about 500 tribesmen armed with ancient wepaons (plasma guns for the elites only brought out when protecting their sacred city and he had already seen one gun slice a massive hole in what it hit) he's talked into giving him a test to prove his worthiness for being there "I don't kneel before heathen gods."
Cpt_Micha 05-18-08, 10:37 PM	"Look ma I'm a pin cushion" Last words of my elven ranger in second edition. Died attempting to out snipe a drow sniper.
Demetri_Knighthawk 05-19-08, 01:28 AM	Command: SNEEZE!*said to a monster with breath weapon*
Shadowshimmer 05-19-08, 03:07 PM	"We could be Dragonslayers. How hard can it really be to kill a Red Dragon?"
TheCraftyPenguin 05-28-08, 10:58 PM	Soleet (Party's rougue): K Im gunna go for the tumble to move and flank (fail, AoO) DM: K so you fail and the blackguard (who is wielding a vorpal sword)...(rolls a Crit) cuts off your head... Shiro (Me): wow Soleet, epic fail.
ManaWar 05-29-08, 02:39 AM	To give you background on this now famous quote in our gaming group, here we go: A goblin breaks in to a potion shop, proceeds to drink the following: Potion(s) of: Bull's Strength, Bear's Endurance, Fly, Enlarge Person, Stoneskin, Invisibility, Heroism and Cat's Grace. After our Rogue unsuccessfully stopped him: "It wasn't me, it was the flying Goblin!" - Our third level Rogue, right before he had Flesh to Stone cast on him by the Shopkeep. Other Quotes from our group. -"+71 to hit? Possible critical... confirmed. I wonder what it's like to be the Prince of Demons? :P ", Our overpowered Paladin in the last module of the Savage Tide. -"Daniel... you ate a human arm, put a tobacco pipe out on their carpet, then made drugs in their restrooms. What the hell did you think was going to happen?", The DM explaining to me why my Kobold Maak was no longer welcome at the Church of St. Cuthbert. -"You guys suck!", My party leaving me to fight a Belor after they planeshifted out. (I won btw :D ) -"Death Ward stops implosion...", our Knight trying to justify that he should not have been killed. This began one of the best Rules Lawyer scream fests our group has ever witnessed. We still talk about it today. -"Suddenly this campaign turns in to La Blue Girl...", Glaud, our minotaur, after being killed by a Grell.
Demetri_Knighthawk 05-29-08, 03:28 PM	from a friend of mine: "You have weapon proficency whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?-" Kender being wielded as a heavy flail from his top knot by minotaur in a dragonlance campaign.