1001 pc names funny, stupid, other. [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 pc names funny, stupid, other. [Archive] - Wizards Community

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bakomusha
12-07-05, 04:09 AM ok thares a 1001 list for every thing so heres another. post pc names you've come acrose that are funny stupid or other.

1. bruce leeroy: black monk, lol
2. dektor: my first pc a dwarf...ranger.
3 bat-man-son: my friends warlock origanal name before the dm made him change it.
konrad_the_tall
12-07-05, 08:11 AM Konrd Blackspear, my legendary human fighter. Champion of Kord.
lord_blackfang
12-07-05, 09:09 AM Kodak (http://www.kodak.com/) the Dwarf. The thing is, it's a stupid joke while still being a perfectly fine dwarf name :D
AcidAngel
12-07-05, 09:27 AM I have always wanted to play a bard called "Cunning the Linguist"
Lord_Butler
12-07-05, 09:34 AM The rogue in my current group is named "Moonlight Shadow" and he's a blue skinned gnome, yeah he gets made fun of pretty regularly.
Caemin Pah
12-07-05, 09:47 AM Had an old player call his Human Fighter named Phalla Sman.

he NEVER meant it as a joke, but didnt realize the mistake he made until the others showed up, and we began playing. Needless to say, the name lasted all of about 5 minutes before he changed it.
OctoberRaven
12-07-05, 09:48 AM Wacky characters from and referenced in my webcomic:

The Evil Dark Lord Teddy
The Mail-Order Minion Bubba Fatt (Nephew of a famous bounty hunter)
King Shrubbery II (an incompetant ruler that may or may not be a satire of a certain president)
The Elven princess Hil'tuhn of Payrys.
Keiko Meier (A male cleric with a Japense female name)
Selena Ombrenoire
12-07-05, 01:18 PM 14) Professor Wreak Havoc... for an archeologist PC
GeeBee
12-07-05, 01:35 PM Derek the Rogue - played by the 13 yo Cousin, who insisted that he be called by the WHOLE THING :D I love kids.

Sir Anrap, the Paladin

GeeBee - lets not forget my screenname, shall we? Being kind of a dull but lovable half-orc (half-kobold), GeeBee's mom didn't bother to name her second child. His older brother George was enough for her, and so I became "George's Brother." "Nyaah! Stupid George! Just cause he's got a hooge axe!"
hazel monday
12-07-05, 02:05 PM 16. maya buttreeks.
17. ransack the elder
18. elkhorn the downtrodden
19.bort
UndeadMouse
12-07-05, 02:32 PM 20: hu yu (from someone else, say it out loud)
21: Thump the rogue (or wizard)
22: faldown's taers
23: pikadillonocdillo
Capt. Pixel
12-07-05, 02:41 PM Lactose the Intolerant - Friar of Farlanghan :P
Silverthumb128
12-07-05, 02:43 PM 1. bruce leeroy: black monk, lol

That was my 3rd character. lol. He threw up on a zombie, and took Con damage. :D

I also had a Mind Flayer Wizard, who instead of rolling stats, I just game him natural 3's in everything. He couldn't even read his spellbook. His name was K'Thud. :D
Herald@Large
12-07-05, 04:07 PM 25. Male elf fighter = Twinky-Poo :weep: When I quit gagging, I threatened the player with the Blue Bolt From Above unless the name got changed.

26. Clark the Cleric

27. A ranger named "Mystr" who insisted on being addressed as "Sir" = Mystr Ranger, Sir :P

28. A rogue named "Phydeaux" (pronounced "Fido")

29. A pair of NPC clerics named "Upper" and "Downer"

30. An NPC mercenary fighter named "Corporal Punishment".
(TD)Faber
12-07-05, 07:47 PM 31) Wes Lee- from his original name wesley (pronounced the same in dutch)

32) Snapper- I'ts our NG cleric

33) Boskalis- Half orc barbarian, named after a company

34) elvish presley- our half-elve bard :)
Caemin Pah
12-07-05, 10:23 PM 16. maya buttreeks.
17. ransack the elder
18. elkhorn the downtrodden
19.bort

Ren & Stimpy fan :heehee
FWHGilby
12-07-05, 10:32 PM Tuddlenoff Fuzzbuck, My current celestial gnome.
Stardrake
12-07-05, 11:35 PM 36) My first character--Gori the Dwarf.
37) Polaroid the Magic-User
38) Fighter--Orkin the Exterminator.

(All in white-box OD&D--this was normal back then...)
Dumat
12-08-05, 09:42 AM George, my wife's attractive female cleric.
Mercurius
12-08-05, 03:37 PM Argot Noknees, the Dwarven Paladin with a warmace. The player, known for his horrible puns, claims he didn't even realize that the name was an obvious joke until someone pointed it out. We don't believe him.
Feor
12-08-05, 05:23 PM Smish - may favorite Half-Orc Illusionist of all time
Smash - his rolled up but never played Paladin brother
Smoosh - their confiscated before I could ever play her stripper(Bard) sister
Signass - He pronouced it "Cygnus" we all pronounced it how it's spelled, about a level in the ribbing knocked him out of his good alignment (and a couple of us into the loving care of the already evil Cleric. :D
KenderBryant
12-08-05, 08:28 PM Justin Tyme, Redd Flame- some names of a friends chars
Bak Tso Tsung (Back so soon)-An oriental char of mine
We do have fun coming up with nicknames for others. Currently we're playing an evil campaign and one char is named Vergil. We call him Virgin.
Another campaign had one named Pericles. We called him Perky and Periwinkle.
And I had one called Lucius. Everyone called him Luscious. :D
A Bigmouth Bard
12-09-05, 07:18 AM There's Daggnabbit, a dwarf from the Drizz Do 'Urden(sorry) books.
Deacon Liadon
12-09-05, 09:26 AM Heathyn Ghodless, Cleric of St. Munch
Darien_CR
12-09-05, 11:06 AM I once used a character in a Ravenloft Campaign named "Monk"....and he was a Ranger, oddly enough his horse was named "Ranger". This created such confusion among the other players that after 2 moths of playing one of them still thought I was a monk, or that my horse had class levels.
Guroth the Forsaken
12-09-05, 12:00 PM Quimby Nobbynoggin, my Gnomish druid :)
Swarms
12-09-05, 11:01 PM 50: Funny
51: Stupid
52: Other

:D
shmeck
12-09-05, 11:52 PM good guys:
53. The Vygon Yvandyr Vygotsky (Epic Wizard, Cosmic Descryer)
54. The Dahn Ondaatje Do (Epic Archer, Divine Emissary of Indra)
55. Zarbizul (legendary dwarf)
56. Mighty Thrym (half-orc Barbarian Forsaker)
57. Ulbor (king of the bugbears)
58. Zam-O-Flamagam (gnome bard)

neutral guys:
59. Buckingham Huntingford (need i say more?)
60. Modris the Omniscient (lunatic)
61. Arkadian (mercane epic magic item merchant)
62. Thade Greencrowl (hierpohant druid)
63. Demetrius (crusty one-eyed goblin vagrant with a +50 sense motive)

bad guys:
64. Glitter (Feindish Corrupt Vampire-Spawn Pixie)
65. General Zoden-Zar (Githyanki Psychic Warrior)
66. Dryzzlack Eelfarv (Vampire Telepath Illithid Soul-Eater)
67. Parzi Flegitanis (evil druid Blighter)
68. Malchizedek (Vampire Lord)
69. Rath Mardrill, The Violet Fury (Illusionist)
70. Jill & Brenda (snobby mariliths who are, like, totally best friends for-ever)
General_Ridley
12-10-05, 12:19 AM 71. Big Blue Johnson, cleric of Heironeus
Wyrd Bearer
12-10-05, 12:41 AM 72. A player of a insectile human tried to get me (the DM) to believe that his character's name was Chet Awsomelaser. With a little coercion, he just goes by Chet now.

73. Skittles the Magnificent. Gnome sorcerer/initiate of the sevenfold veils. Has the Spell Thematics feat and makes everything look like a rainbow, also loves the prismatic line of spells. Screams "Taste the rainbow!" whenever he casts an offensive spell. Wears a hat of diguise that looks like a rainbow afro.
ReverendCow
12-10-05, 10:41 AM 73. Skittles the Magnificent. Gnome sorcerer/initiate of the sevenfold veils. Has the Spell Thematics feat and makes everything look like a rainbow, also loves the prismatic line of spells. Screams "Taste the rainbow!" whenever he casts an offensive spell. Wears a hat of diguise that looks like a rainbow afro.

That's freakin AWESOME!

I used to play a Minotaur/Half-Dragon Fighter (epic) who's name was Zarathustra, which (in his tongue) meant Beefcake the Mighty. Yeah, I'm a fan of Gwar.
Bartmanhomer
12-10-05, 10:51 AM joeandsteve
Thunderpuck
12-10-05, 11:48 AM 74. Tabular Magmus Thunderpuck XXII -- Gnome--10th level Evoker/10th level Mage of the Arcane Order/3rd level Archmage But his friends call him "Tabby"

75. Tabular Magmus Thunderpuck XXIII--His Daughter--currently
3rd level warmage/2nd level Healer--her friends call her "Mags"

76. We have a reoccuring NPC rouge who always said his name was Bob...Bob with an "H" :looloo:

77. Half orc Barbarian with a 6 INT Boxur Oxx and his twin brother Baggo Hammers :pint:
Rake
12-10-05, 12:13 PM 78. Uniwiewiewien, awakened sand mouse.
Swarms
12-10-05, 03:43 PM The Dark Lord Chuckles The Silly Piggy (cookie to whoever gets the reference :D)
Raymond_Luxury_Yacht
12-10-05, 05:09 PM 80. No one's mentioned the infamous half-orc barbarian Fumbuk?
Dwarflord666
12-10-05, 06:18 PM The Dark Lord Chuckles The Silly Piggy (cookie to whoever gets the reference :D)

Dave the Barbarian
Swarms
12-10-05, 06:59 PM Dave the Barbarian
:cookie: HOORAY!
LordHumungus
12-10-05, 07:26 PM Some of my sillier named old characters:

81. The Great Gildasneeze- 1/2 elf bard. His full name took up the entire equipment section of the character sheet. Something like The Amazing, Astounding, Astonishing, Beguiling Bewidering...(adjectives ad infinitum)..etc. etc. Styling and Profiling, Great Gildasneeze.

82. Halfling Rouge- The Scarlet Pumpernickel

83. Human Psionicist- Billy Bohagis

84. Human ranger- Bill Jr.

85. Half-Dragon Fighter- The Thunderhawk, The was his first name and he insisted on being referred as "The Thunderhawk". Wore Bracers with huge spikes on them everywhere he went.

86. Human Fighter- Clubber Lang

Cookies if you get any of those references, though the last one is easy.

*edit* added #s
bakomusha
12-10-05, 07:35 PM alright replays!!
Golden Zealot
12-10-05, 08:12 PM 87. Heldaloft, Gnome wizard
Thurbane
12-10-05, 09:59 PM 88. Massive Ferguson: Half-Ogre Fighter (Berserker)*

*Comes from a mistaken song lyric. There is a song called "Down on the Farm" by a group called "The Cosmic Psychos" - one of the lines is "Long live Massey Ferguson" (a brand of tractors and farm machinery) which a friend of mine misheard as "Long live Massive Ferguson". Next time I played, I had a half-ogre fighter called Massive Ferguson, who's battlecry was LONG LIVE MASSIVE FERGUSON! :D
CHROMELOTUS
12-10-05, 10:14 PM 89. Fumduck: Fumbuk's (#80) half-wit older brother.
Dark Stryke
12-10-05, 10:32 PM 90. Paldren Seraphim, my Paladin/Cleric. Keep in mind that a "paldren" is a piece of armor, and "seraphim" is derived from "seraph" or angel. So, translated VERY loosely, it's "guardian angel". And the party would be so dead without him.

91. Shadis of the Black Flame. An NPC Black Flame Zealot, obviously.

92. Grunglesh Gnashtooth. Ogre Barkeep. Affectionately called "Grungles" by his regulars.

93. Telmaris. No last name changes constantly. A reoccuring neutral wizard that appears in all of my campaigns at some point. Known for his absentmindedness and love of red silk robes.

94. Z'Taris the Silkenblade. Drow assassin with dreams of world domination. Unfortunealty, the campaign ended before he could be used! GAH!

95. Arian and Silford. An Elven Ranger/Wizard/Arcane Archer and a human Fighter/Blackguard. A pair of bounty hunters for hire. Does that count as two? for me it doesn't, as they're always together.

96. Krennick, a dwarven cleric NPC. Had a very sharp tongue, as I remember.

97. Winnin, a human cleric that was impaled by a ballista bolt about ten minutes into a campaign. Luckily he was an NPC, but it really got the point across that the campaign was going to be dangerous.

That's all for now. I have stats for Z'Taris, An incarnation of Telmaris, and Shadis (warning: Gestalt!), if anybody wants them.
Slayers-CoA
12-15-05, 10:24 PM This are a few names that either i, or someone else have come up with, that i quite like for there creativity.

98: Montgomery Alicious, Halfling wizard. (See the Catch?)

99: Darek Ellicious, the hungry gnome wizard. (Easy to see the Catch here.)

100: Xietta Highfoot, my famous, famous halfling rogue. (Mine)

101: Gorak Grumm, Half-Orc Barbarian. (Mine)

102: Lina Inverse, Human Sorceress/Rogue (For all you Slayers Fans.)

103 and 104: Xantre Ramezes (Fighter) and Garret Ma'far (Sorcerer), the two bestest friends my character Xi could ever have. (My buddy's)
lord warrior
12-17-05, 04:37 PM 105. Fladnag
106. Odorf
107. Redav Htrad
108. Dooh Nibor
109. Krik Niatpac
110. Namtab
111. Nanoc
112. Bob Conan
113. John Holmes the Paladin.
Jayr
12-17-05, 04:48 PM 114. A human cleric of Pelor named the Walrus Lord.
115. A pixie ranger/cowboy named Tofu.
116. A warmage named Mobilius Artillerus.
Selebius
12-17-05, 05:47 PM 117.
Stalin, dual weapon wielding dwarfen ranger, using a warhammer and a sickle.

Sel
ReverendCow
12-18-05, 08:20 AM 113. John Holmes the Paladin.

Let me guess, he specializes in the use of a Shocking Distance Quarterstaff? (heh, get it?)
Tre�kayan
12-19-05, 10:07 AM 118. Blank, the Kender. (He never had a set name, because he was so eager to have a new one, so I just filled in "blank" in the name) :plotting:
Dippiey
12-19-05, 10:36 AM Dr. Cilpashent( kill pacient) The local cleric. He straps on a rubber glove and says " My name is Dr. Cilpashent. Drop your pants. " :eek:
belthazzar1113
12-22-05, 06:45 PM Bob the Generic fighter. running joke in our games. The npc fighter we pulled out of the DMG was kicking ten times as much ass as all the rest of us combined. SO now all fighters are named bob.

by the same token, all our sorcerer higherlings are named Tim....

we also had Ramadaclan the three legged half orc... and no he wasn't a mutant with three real legs. the guy was just a tripod of manlyness.

Breakable the fighter. funny story about him, a gorgon and a chainspell shatter....

Ahh any my current favorite character.
Puff the half dragon phantasmal paladin. illusionary dragonic warrior. yeah he has issues.

the names arn't really funny in and of themselves, but i had players show up for the first session of a new game and everyones character names were:
Charlie the cleric
Feonia the fighter
Dave the druid
Bob the barbarian
Warren the wizard.

kinda strange since they swore the didn't plan it.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
bakomusha 12-07-05, 04:09 AM	ok thares a 1001 list for every thing so heres another. post pc names you've come acrose that are funny stupid or other. 1. bruce leeroy: black monk, lol 2. dektor: my first pc a dwarf...ranger. 3 bat-man-son: my friends warlock origanal name before the dm made him change it.
konrad_the_tall 12-07-05, 08:11 AM	Konrd Blackspear, my legendary human fighter. Champion of Kord.
lord_blackfang 12-07-05, 09:09 AM	Kodak (http://www.kodak.com/) the Dwarf. The thing is, it's a stupid joke while still being a perfectly fine dwarf name :D
AcidAngel 12-07-05, 09:27 AM	I have always wanted to play a bard called "Cunning the Linguist"
Lord_Butler 12-07-05, 09:34 AM	The rogue in my current group is named "Moonlight Shadow" and he's a blue skinned gnome, yeah he gets made fun of pretty regularly.
Caemin Pah 12-07-05, 09:47 AM	Had an old player call his Human Fighter named Phalla Sman. he NEVER meant it as a joke, but didnt realize the mistake he made until the others showed up, and we began playing. Needless to say, the name lasted all of about 5 minutes before he changed it.
OctoberRaven 12-07-05, 09:48 AM	Wacky characters from and referenced in my webcomic: The Evil Dark Lord Teddy The Mail-Order Minion Bubba Fatt (Nephew of a famous bounty hunter) King Shrubbery II (an incompetant ruler that may or may not be a satire of a certain president) The Elven princess Hil'tuhn of Payrys. Keiko Meier (A male cleric with a Japense female name)
Selena Ombrenoire 12-07-05, 01:18 PM	14) Professor Wreak Havoc... for an archeologist PC
GeeBee 12-07-05, 01:35 PM	Derek the Rogue - played by the 13 yo Cousin, who insisted that he be called by the WHOLE THING :D I love kids. Sir Anrap, the Paladin GeeBee - lets not forget my screenname, shall we? Being kind of a dull but lovable half-orc (half-kobold), GeeBee's mom didn't bother to name her second child. His older brother George was enough for her, and so I became "George's Brother." "Nyaah! Stupid George! Just cause he's got a hooge axe!"
hazel monday 12-07-05, 02:05 PM	16. maya buttreeks. 17. ransack the elder 18. elkhorn the downtrodden 19.bort
UndeadMouse 12-07-05, 02:32 PM	20: hu yu (from someone else, say it out loud) 21: Thump the rogue (or wizard) 22: faldown's taers 23: pikadillonocdillo
Capt. Pixel 12-07-05, 02:41 PM	Lactose the Intolerant - Friar of Farlanghan :P
Silverthumb128 12-07-05, 02:43 PM	1. bruce leeroy: black monk, lol That was my 3rd character. lol. He threw up on a zombie, and took Con damage. :D I also had a Mind Flayer Wizard, who instead of rolling stats, I just game him natural 3's in everything. He couldn't even read his spellbook. His name was K'Thud. :D
Herald@Large 12-07-05, 04:07 PM	25. Male elf fighter = Twinky-Poo :weep: When I quit gagging, I threatened the player with the Blue Bolt From Above unless the name got changed. 26. Clark the Cleric 27. A ranger named "Mystr" who insisted on being addressed as "Sir" = Mystr Ranger, Sir :P 28. A rogue named "Phydeaux" (pronounced "Fido") 29. A pair of NPC clerics named "Upper" and "Downer" 30. An NPC mercenary fighter named "Corporal Punishment".
(TD)Faber 12-07-05, 07:47 PM	31) Wes Lee- from his original name wesley (pronounced the same in dutch) 32) Snapper- I'ts our NG cleric 33) Boskalis- Half orc barbarian, named after a company 34) elvish presley- our half-elve bard :)
Caemin Pah 12-07-05, 10:23 PM	16. maya buttreeks. 17. ransack the elder 18. elkhorn the downtrodden 19.bort Ren & Stimpy fan :heehee
FWHGilby 12-07-05, 10:32 PM	Tuddlenoff Fuzzbuck, My current celestial gnome.
Stardrake 12-07-05, 11:35 PM	36) My first character--Gori the Dwarf. 37) Polaroid the Magic-User 38) Fighter--Orkin the Exterminator. (All in white-box OD&D--this was normal back then...)
Dumat 12-08-05, 09:42 AM	George, my wife's attractive female cleric.
Mercurius 12-08-05, 03:37 PM	Argot Noknees, the Dwarven Paladin with a warmace. The player, known for his horrible puns, claims he didn't even realize that the name was an obvious joke until someone pointed it out. We don't believe him.
Feor 12-08-05, 05:23 PM	Smish - may favorite Half-Orc Illusionist of all time Smash - his rolled up but never played Paladin brother Smoosh - their confiscated before I could ever play her stripper(Bard) sister Signass - He pronouced it "Cygnus" we all pronounced it how it's spelled, about a level in the ribbing knocked him out of his good alignment (and a couple of us into the loving care of the already evil Cleric. :D
KenderBryant 12-08-05, 08:28 PM	Justin Tyme, Redd Flame- some names of a friends chars Bak Tso Tsung (Back so soon)-An oriental char of mine We do have fun coming up with nicknames for others. Currently we're playing an evil campaign and one char is named Vergil. We call him Virgin. Another campaign had one named Pericles. We called him Perky and Periwinkle. And I had one called Lucius. Everyone called him Luscious. :D
A Bigmouth Bard 12-09-05, 07:18 AM	There's Daggnabbit, a dwarf from the Drizz Do 'Urden(sorry) books.
Deacon Liadon 12-09-05, 09:26 AM	Heathyn Ghodless, Cleric of St. Munch
Darien_CR 12-09-05, 11:06 AM	I once used a character in a Ravenloft Campaign named "Monk"....and he was a Ranger, oddly enough his horse was named "Ranger". This created such confusion among the other players that after 2 moths of playing one of them still thought I was a monk, or that my horse had class levels.
Guroth the Forsaken 12-09-05, 12:00 PM	Quimby Nobbynoggin, my Gnomish druid :)
Swarms 12-09-05, 11:01 PM	50: Funny 51: Stupid 52: Other :D
shmeck 12-09-05, 11:52 PM	good guys: 53. The Vygon Yvandyr Vygotsky (Epic Wizard, Cosmic Descryer) 54. The Dahn Ondaatje Do (Epic Archer, Divine Emissary of Indra) 55. Zarbizul (legendary dwarf) 56. Mighty Thrym (half-orc Barbarian Forsaker) 57. Ulbor (king of the bugbears) 58. Zam-O-Flamagam (gnome bard) neutral guys: 59. Buckingham Huntingford (need i say more?) 60. Modris the Omniscient (lunatic) 61. Arkadian (mercane epic magic item merchant) 62. Thade Greencrowl (hierpohant druid) 63. Demetrius (crusty one-eyed goblin vagrant with a +50 sense motive) bad guys: 64. Glitter (Feindish Corrupt Vampire-Spawn Pixie) 65. General Zoden-Zar (Githyanki Psychic Warrior) 66. Dryzzlack Eelfarv (Vampire Telepath Illithid Soul-Eater) 67. Parzi Flegitanis (evil druid Blighter) 68. Malchizedek (Vampire Lord) 69. Rath Mardrill, The Violet Fury (Illusionist) 70. Jill & Brenda (snobby mariliths who are, like, totally best friends for-ever)
General_Ridley 12-10-05, 12:19 AM	71. Big Blue Johnson, cleric of Heironeus
Wyrd Bearer 12-10-05, 12:41 AM	72. A player of a insectile human tried to get me (the DM) to believe that his character's name was Chet Awsomelaser. With a little coercion, he just goes by Chet now. 73. Skittles the Magnificent. Gnome sorcerer/initiate of the sevenfold veils. Has the Spell Thematics feat and makes everything look like a rainbow, also loves the prismatic line of spells. Screams "Taste the rainbow!" whenever he casts an offensive spell. Wears a hat of diguise that looks like a rainbow afro.
ReverendCow 12-10-05, 10:41 AM	73. Skittles the Magnificent. Gnome sorcerer/initiate of the sevenfold veils. Has the Spell Thematics feat and makes everything look like a rainbow, also loves the prismatic line of spells. Screams "Taste the rainbow!" whenever he casts an offensive spell. Wears a hat of diguise that looks like a rainbow afro. That's freakin AWESOME! I used to play a Minotaur/Half-Dragon Fighter (epic) who's name was Zarathustra, which (in his tongue) meant Beefcake the Mighty. Yeah, I'm a fan of Gwar.
Bartmanhomer 12-10-05, 10:51 AM	joeandsteve
Thunderpuck 12-10-05, 11:48 AM	74. Tabular Magmus Thunderpuck XXII -- Gnome--10th level Evoker/10th level Mage of the Arcane Order/3rd level Archmage But his friends call him "Tabby" 75. Tabular Magmus Thunderpuck XXIII--His Daughter--currently 3rd level warmage/2nd level Healer--her friends call her "Mags" 76. We have a reoccuring NPC rouge who always said his name was Bob...Bob with an "H" :looloo: 77. Half orc Barbarian with a 6 INT Boxur Oxx and his twin brother Baggo Hammers :pint:
Rake 12-10-05, 12:13 PM	78. Uniwiewiewien, awakened sand mouse.
Swarms 12-10-05, 03:43 PM	The Dark Lord Chuckles The Silly Piggy (cookie to whoever gets the reference :D)
Raymond_Luxury_Yacht 12-10-05, 05:09 PM	80. No one's mentioned the infamous half-orc barbarian Fumbuk?
Dwarflord666 12-10-05, 06:18 PM	The Dark Lord Chuckles The Silly Piggy (cookie to whoever gets the reference :D) Dave the Barbarian
Swarms 12-10-05, 06:59 PM	Dave the Barbarian :cookie: HOORAY!
LordHumungus 12-10-05, 07:26 PM	Some of my sillier named old characters: 81. The Great Gildasneeze- 1/2 elf bard. His full name took up the entire equipment section of the character sheet. Something like The Amazing, Astounding, Astonishing, Beguiling Bewidering...(adjectives ad infinitum)..etc. etc. Styling and Profiling, Great Gildasneeze. 82. Halfling Rouge- The Scarlet Pumpernickel 83. Human Psionicist- Billy Bohagis 84. Human ranger- Bill Jr. 85. Half-Dragon Fighter- The Thunderhawk, The was his first name and he insisted on being referred as "The Thunderhawk". Wore Bracers with huge spikes on them everywhere he went. 86. Human Fighter- Clubber Lang Cookies if you get any of those references, though the last one is easy. edit added #s
bakomusha 12-10-05, 07:35 PM	alright replays!!
Golden Zealot 12-10-05, 08:12 PM	87. Heldaloft, Gnome wizard
Thurbane 12-10-05, 09:59 PM	88. Massive Ferguson: Half-Ogre Fighter (Berserker)* *Comes from a mistaken song lyric. There is a song called "Down on the Farm" by a group called "The Cosmic Psychos" - one of the lines is "Long live Massey Ferguson" (a brand of tractors and farm machinery) which a friend of mine misheard as "Long live Massive Ferguson". Next time I played, I had a half-ogre fighter called Massive Ferguson, who's battlecry was LONG LIVE MASSIVE FERGUSON! :D
CHROMELOTUS 12-10-05, 10:14 PM	89. Fumduck: Fumbuk's (#80) half-wit older brother.
Dark Stryke 12-10-05, 10:32 PM	90. Paldren Seraphim, my Paladin/Cleric. Keep in mind that a "paldren" is a piece of armor, and "seraphim" is derived from "seraph" or angel. So, translated VERY loosely, it's "guardian angel". And the party would be so dead without him. 91. Shadis of the Black Flame. An NPC Black Flame Zealot, obviously. 92. Grunglesh Gnashtooth. Ogre Barkeep. Affectionately called "Grungles" by his regulars. 93. Telmaris. No last name changes constantly. A reoccuring neutral wizard that appears in all of my campaigns at some point. Known for his absentmindedness and love of red silk robes. 94. Z'Taris the Silkenblade. Drow assassin with dreams of world domination. Unfortunealty, the campaign ended before he could be used! GAH! 95. Arian and Silford. An Elven Ranger/Wizard/Arcane Archer and a human Fighter/Blackguard. A pair of bounty hunters for hire. Does that count as two? for me it doesn't, as they're always together. 96. Krennick, a dwarven cleric NPC. Had a very sharp tongue, as I remember. 97. Winnin, a human cleric that was impaled by a ballista bolt about ten minutes into a campaign. Luckily he was an NPC, but it really got the point across that the campaign was going to be dangerous. That's all for now. I have stats for Z'Taris, An incarnation of Telmaris, and Shadis (warning: Gestalt!), if anybody wants them.
Slayers-CoA 12-15-05, 10:24 PM	This are a few names that either i, or someone else have come up with, that i quite like for there creativity. 98: Montgomery Alicious, Halfling wizard. (See the Catch?) 99: Darek Ellicious, the hungry gnome wizard. (Easy to see the Catch here.) 100: Xietta Highfoot, my famous, famous halfling rogue. (Mine) 101: Gorak Grumm, Half-Orc Barbarian. (Mine) 102: Lina Inverse, Human Sorceress/Rogue (For all you Slayers Fans.) 103 and 104: Xantre Ramezes (Fighter) and Garret Ma'far (Sorcerer), the two bestest friends my character Xi could ever have. (My buddy's)
lord warrior 12-17-05, 04:37 PM	105. Fladnag 106. Odorf 107. Redav Htrad 108. Dooh Nibor 109. Krik Niatpac 110. Namtab 111. Nanoc 112. Bob Conan 113. John Holmes the Paladin.
Jayr 12-17-05, 04:48 PM	114. A human cleric of Pelor named the Walrus Lord. 115. A pixie ranger/cowboy named Tofu. 116. A warmage named Mobilius Artillerus.
Selebius 12-17-05, 05:47 PM	117. Stalin, dual weapon wielding dwarfen ranger, using a warhammer and a sickle. Sel
ReverendCow 12-18-05, 08:20 AM	113. John Holmes the Paladin. Let me guess, he specializes in the use of a Shocking Distance Quarterstaff? (heh, get it?)
Tre�kayan 12-19-05, 10:07 AM	118. Blank, the Kender. (He never had a set name, because he was so eager to have a new one, so I just filled in "blank" in the name) :plotting:
Dippiey 12-19-05, 10:36 AM	Dr. Cilpashent( kill pacient) The local cleric. He straps on a rubber glove and says " My name is Dr. Cilpashent. Drop your pants. " :eek:
belthazzar1113 12-22-05, 06:45 PM	Bob the Generic fighter. running joke in our games. The npc fighter we pulled out of the DMG was kicking ten times as much ass as all the rest of us combined. SO now all fighters are named bob. by the same token, all our sorcerer higherlings are named Tim.... we also had Ramadaclan the three legged half orc... and no he wasn't a mutant with three real legs. the guy was just a tripod of manlyness. Breakable the fighter. funny story about him, a gorgon and a chainspell shatter.... Ahh any my current favorite character. Puff the half dragon phantasmal paladin. illusionary dragonic warrior. yeah he has issues. the names arn't really funny in and of themselves, but i had players show up for the first session of a new game and everyones character names were: Charlie the cleric Feonia the fighter Dave the druid Bob the barbarian Warren the wizard. kinda strange since they swore the didn't plan it.