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1001 pickpocketed items [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Molu Kai
07-30-05, 10:05 PM I have a PC in my game that likes to pickpocket random passersby. I'm hoping this list will generate some mundane and unusual items for her to lift.

I'll kick it off with some obvious ones.

1) Commoner's coin purse (1d20cp)
2) Warrior's coin purse (1d4sp, 1d10cp)
3) Expert's coin purse (1d10sp, 1d10cp)
4) Aristocrat's coin purse (1d4gp, 1d10sp)
5) small copper locket with a portrait (1gp)
6) silver bracelet with engravings (5gp)

Thanks for this list in advance everyone.
REvil74
07-30-05, 10:16 PM 7.) A half-eaten sandwich (value depends on the holder).
8.) Hands, not able to be taken, but hey they'd be there.
9.) Medication (weeds or flowers)
10.) Engagement ring (complete with snap-open box).
11). Contraceptives, be creative.
Ectoplasmoid
07-31-05, 01:29 AM 12) Dragon plushie.
13) Drizz't plushie.
14) Fish.
15) Purse of strange, manysided dice. (1d10 d20s, 1d4 d12s, 1d4 d10s, 1d8 d8s, 1d20 d6s, 1d8 d4s)
16) Half-eaten, shrivelled brain. The pickpocketee should mysteriously vanish. (Adventure hook right here)
icedrake2002sr
07-31-05, 02:09 AM 17) A pet rock with the name "Earl" engraved on it (best found on a gnome or halfling)
18) A bottle of ink (turquoise blue, half used)
19) A box of tindertwigs
20) Enough string that, whatever task the PC uses it for, the string is two inches too short
Ut-Napishtim
07-31-05, 11:14 AM 21) A key.
22) Pocket sewing kit.
23) Handkerchief.
24) Spectacles, nonmagical.
25) A letter or note.
26) A piece of chalk.
27) Small tin of peppermint candies.
tharivol266
07-31-05, 11:21 AM 28)a set mouse trap.
NinjaE
07-31-05, 03:54 PM 29) A wallet. However, the only thing it contains is a note directed at the thief/a note with exploding runes.
30) An, er, "guide" to making bonzai cows. However, the laws of physics need to bend a bit before it's actually useful.
31) An old issue of Playfiend. Player loses 5d20 sanity if he reads it.
32) A manual titled: Blowguns: How to stop sucking!
Disturbed1
08-01-05, 01:37 AM 33) a lock of the pickpocketee's(the guy gettin pickpocketed) hair
34) a lock of the pickpocketer's(the guy doin the pickpocketing) hair :eek:
35)voodoo doll
36) a US 1999 issue $1 bill
37) guidebook through the infinite lvls of the abyss
38) a tv remote control
39) NOTHING
40) a dead rat
41)pocket lint
42) an unlit torch
43) a lit torch
44) the DDM version of the pickpocketee or pickpocketer
45)a parking ticket for tying a horse to the wrong fence post
46) a list of 1001 pickpocketed things(HA, i got it first:P)
47) fortune cookie

im done, next:P
was_fired
08-01-05, 01:55 AM 48. A banana

49. A crumpled up chain letter

50. A handkerchief

51. A sopping wet handkerchief
Saihtam
08-01-05, 05:02 AM 52. A letter beginning with : Dear [enter famous level 50 character here] ...
53. A half eaten apple (for medium humanoids)
54. A half eaten coconut (for larger humanoids)
55. A half eaten halfling (for trolls, ...)
56. A map of the last dungeon the party visited, showing a large number of secret rooms and treasures that the party didn't find
57. Contact poison causing permanent Irresistible dance
58. a d20
59. an item that was pickpocketed from one of the characters, preferably the rogue.
Saihtam
08-01-05, 05:06 AM 60. a picture of the mother of the rogue walking hand in hand with an orc.
61. a damaged decanter of endless water. Upon removing the item it'll start puring water and it doesn't stop .
Pippa
08-01-05, 05:19 AM 62. the blob.
Gat
08-01-05, 05:36 AM 63. A doll from a little Girl
Lord Ian Stark
08-01-05, 05:37 AM 64.) A crumpled yet warm tissue that has recently experienced the expungement of the prior owners nostril goblins.
Lord Gwydion
08-01-05, 05:53 AM 65. A Wizard's familiar

66. A chunk of bleu cheese

67. a bottle of smelling salts

68. a cursed ring

69. the keys that open the manacles that can only be opened by the king or his lord marshal

70. a random spell component (bat guano prefered)
nyysjan
08-01-05, 06:57 AM 71. ducks feather
72. piece of human skull (Jaw preferred)
Plateau Child
08-01-05, 07:09 AM 73. A monstrous humanoid sized sanitary napkin.
74. String.
75. A silver snuff box engraved with the letters "T.S.P."
76. A packet of fish hooks.
77. A horn of damp gunpowder.
78. A broken Mr. Microphone.
Epic Commoner
08-01-05, 07:22 AM 79. A trouser snake.
80. A trouser snake experiencing rigamortis.
Azual
08-01-05, 11:48 AM 81. A slim, electronic book that has the words 'Don't Panic' on the cover in big, friendly letters.

82. A towel.

83. Boba Fett's Helmet
Lord Gwydion
08-01-05, 07:00 PM 84. big nuggets of iron pyrite (fool's gold)
Dark Stryke
08-01-05, 07:34 PM 85. A note entitled: If you can't find this your pocket has been picked.
Shazarn
08-01-05, 11:48 PM 86.that hungry bag thing from the cursed items in the dmg
87.a person (bag of holding)
Hairfoot
08-02-05, 12:56 AM Dire lint
Arquinsiel
08-02-05, 10:47 AM 89. A bright flash, a small pop and a missing hand.
Aeolus91
08-02-05, 12:18 PM 90. A talk show host in a sack
91. An empty bottle of strong liquor
92. A kitten
93. A quitten
94. A crumpled piece of paper with the rogue's character sheet printed on it
95. A Diminuitive mindflayer that walks into your ear to get at your brain
96. A bottle labeled: "Horny Goat Weed, A Natural Alternative"
97. A little Jawa plushie whose eyes glow when you squeeze him
98. A D cell battery
99. A note that says "YOUR MOM!!!!!" followed by a Gate spell that summons the rogue's mom
100. A 13-year old kid wearing an 8 bit theater Tshirt who jumps out of the pocket and screams "I got #100 on the '1001 pickpocketed items' thread!!!"
101. A dalmatian who runs off to find its mother
102. A badly-made sequel to the dalmatian who also runs off to find its mother
103. A copy of the BoVD with blood spattered all over it
104. A copy of the Book of Erotic Pleasures with a mysterious white liquid spattered all over it, and a note that says "You perv, it's alfredo sauce!!!"

Sorry about that last one, I'll delete it if yall want... :D
rbrt_Spade
08-02-05, 12:27 PM 105-wish scroll
106-jewel worth 10000gp
107-+5 vorpal longsword
108-flask of ale
109-great red wyrm(shruck to fine size by spells)
110- meepo
Tigger062077
08-02-05, 01:22 PM 111) A cell phone with no signal - ever, no matter where he/she goes
112) Squee!
_Twisted_
08-07-05, 02:54 AM 113) Blood from an unknown source
114) An unidentified sticky substance
115) A hit of devilweed
116) A human finger
117) A bag of cut quartz gems (1d10 gems woth 20gp each)
118) A bag of diamonds (payment for some powerful wizard's services)
119) A harmonica
120) Gambling dice
Calibron
08-07-05, 03:43 PM 121) A cloth doily
122) A small rectangular magnet
123) A tiny lead miniature of the character
124) Dust of Disappearance(activated when the pick-pocket touches it)
125) A tiny viper
126) A tiny viper who also happens to be the victims familiar
127) A Beholder's(non-central) eye
Tevish Szat
08-07-05, 06:37 PM check out the Kender Pouch List (http://www.kencyclopedia.com/kender/pouches/pouchlist.cfm) for some neat random items. some are DL specific, bot msot are jsut neat. over 2000.

128) A piece of cheese that regenerates as long as not completly consumed in one bite
129) A troll finger in a bottle. will regenerate slowly into entire troll after a time if opened
130) Same as above, but with a piece of Tarrasque flesh.
Flushmaster
08-07-05, 07:27 PM Dire lint

Dire Lint
Dimunitive aberration
HD: 1/4 d8 (1 hp)
Speed: 2.5 feet (1/2 square)
Armor Class: 16 (+4 size, +1 dex, +1 natural), touch 14, flat footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +0/-12
Attack: Abrasion +5 melee (1d2-2)
Full Attack: Abrasion +5 melee (1d2-2)
Space/Reach: 1/2 ft./0
Special Attacks: Static Cling
Special Qualities: Linty
Saves: Fort: +2, Ref +3, Will -1
Abilities: Str 1, Dex 13, Con 10, Int 1, Wis 4, Cha 1
Skills: Hide +21 (+41 among cloth)
Feats: Weapon Finesse (abrasion)
Environment: Pockets of rarely laundered garments, anywhere it got tossed when removed from said pockets.
Organization: Solitary, pack (2-6), or swarm (5-20 plus 1-3 advanced dire lint)
Challenge Rating: 1/6
Advancement: Advanced Dire Lint (5 HD, small size)
Level Adjustment: -

Sometimes created by freak arcane surges or just being left in an unlaundered pocket for too long, dire lint is a mild nuisance at best. Many who have "defeated" a dire lint never actually knew that they were even in a fight because they simply tossed it aside. A dire lint is roughly the size of a human infant's fist.

Combat
Linty: Dire lint is composed of threads and fuzzballs and as such is immune to all piercing and bludgeoning damage. slashing damage affects it as normal, as does any form of energy damage. Due to it's anatomy, if reduced to zero HP it is simply destroyed as it comes apart.
Static Cling: If a dire lint is touched by anything or succeeds a touch attack or abrasion attack against anything it may automatically cling to that creatture or object as a free action. While clinging, any piercing and bludgeoning damage or any slashing damage dealt in excess of its total HP is transferred to the creature or object that it is clinging to. The dire lint can be removed by making a successful grapple check against it.

======================================== ========================

Really, it isn't threatening at all but I'd be willing to bet that many players would sooner attack it and injure themselves in the process before they'd simply flick it off, particularly if they took a point of damage from it when it attached. That'll teach them...

Seriously I just made this up, but now I'm gonna have to use it.
Tevish Szat
08-07-05, 07:29 PM LOL! that is awesome... you should ship it over to the mosnter fourm (and monster archive)
Flushmaster
08-07-05, 07:50 PM LOL! that is awesome... you should ship it over to the mosnter fourm (and monster archive)

The first thing I did after posting it here was to copy it to the monster forum!

This is what happens when I get bored and don't have any booze or smokes.
Manyfist
08-07-05, 07:58 PM 130.) A Female's Thong
131.) A Male's G-Sting :eek:
132.) Condoms (safty First!)
133.) "Little Black Book"
Ringmereth
08-07-05, 11:10 PM 134. An inkpen.
135. A peice of chicken.
136. A rabbit's foot.
137. A deck of playing cards.
138. A dull dagger.
139. A small wood carving of a woman.
140. A list of names on a folded sheet of parchment. The first three are crossed off in red ink.
141. A bottle of ale.
142. A wooden spoon.
143. A pair of roses.
Raymond_Luxury_Yacht
08-08-05, 01:32 PM 144. The remains of the poor bastard who last tried to pick pockets.
145. A pocket.
146. Pants.
147. Polonium-210.
148. 11,000 lead pieces.
Titan W
08-08-05, 02:14 PM 149: A Grey Ooze inside of a magical container of reduce monster. (Once opened the container releases.
150: A hole
151: An alarm spell.
Stardrake
08-08-05, 10:55 PM 152) Check for short beer.
153) Beer for short Czech.
154) Short Czech (How did HE get in there?).
Tehril
08-08-05, 11:25 PM 153) An elder god of unspeakable horrors: aka Chuthulu :88E:

Why is Chuthulu in some random guys pocket? Darned if I know... how 'bout YOU ask 'im.
Plateau Child
08-21-05, 10:50 AM 154) Half a stick of onion flavored gum.
155) used chopsticks.
156) the spleen of a beholder.
doctor_x
08-22-05, 10:40 AM 157) An angry dwarf with a +4 greataxe of choppin'
158) A lich's phylactery
159) A sphere of annihilation (How the hells did that get in there, without annihilating the pickpocketee?)
doctor_x
08-22-05, 10:41 AM 160) A hamster named Boo *squeak!*
katkov
09-08-05, 06:50 PM 161 On a natural 1 you attempt to pick a strange pouch with 2 jewels in it that wont come out of the pocket. :OMG!
twad
09-08-05, 10:43 PM 162- a cherry-flavored rock.
163- a random internal organ from the target, it is partially eaten by insects.
CycloneRanger
09-08-05, 11:06 PM 164: A note that says "katkov's signature is bogus".
165. A Fisher Space Pen. (http://www.spacepen.com/usa/index2.htm)
thinkhard
09-09-05, 03:03 PM 166. An icecube
167. A razor (OUCH)
168. A scroll of feather fall "Awwww not again"
169. #1 issue of Archie (unfortunately it's a reprint and utterly worthless)
170. A handful of pebbles
171. A handful of sand
172. A Chinese Finger Trap
urial angel of death
12-02-05, 06:40 PM 173. a tribble
174. soilent green
175. grapes
176. orc teeth
177. a gnome
178. the draconic prophecy in it's entirety it is "42"
Auburn
12-02-05, 09:50 PM 179. Awakened talking frog which claims to be polymorphed royalty
180. Talking frog that is polymorphed royalty
181. A single card the pickpocket has just drawn from a Deck of Many Things
182. Marbles
183. Vorpal Marbles
184. Brass Knuckles
185. Wanted poster featuring the Pickpocket
186. Warrant for arrest of the Pickpocket
187. Baseball card featuring the stats of the pickpocket or a party member
188. The world's tiniest violin
189. Enchanted Brass Knucles
190. Character sheet for a Drizzt clone
191. Action figure of the Pickpocket
192. A long lost sock of the Pickpocket's
193. Appropriately sized awakened Plastic Golem in the shape of an action figure of the Pickpocket
194. Wieghted Dice
Tomovasky
12-03-05, 02:54 AM 195: Knife
196:String
197:ring

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Molu Kai 07-30-05, 10:05 PM	I have a PC in my game that likes to pickpocket random passersby. I'm hoping this list will generate some mundane and unusual items for her to lift. I'll kick it off with some obvious ones. 1) Commoner's coin purse (1d20cp) 2) Warrior's coin purse (1d4sp, 1d10cp) 3) Expert's coin purse (1d10sp, 1d10cp) 4) Aristocrat's coin purse (1d4gp, 1d10sp) 5) small copper locket with a portrait (1gp) 6) silver bracelet with engravings (5gp) Thanks for this list in advance everyone.
REvil74 07-30-05, 10:16 PM	7.) A half-eaten sandwich (value depends on the holder). 8.) Hands, not able to be taken, but hey they'd be there. 9.) Medication (weeds or flowers) 10.) Engagement ring (complete with snap-open box). 11). Contraceptives, be creative.
Ectoplasmoid 07-31-05, 01:29 AM	12) Dragon plushie. 13) Drizz't plushie. 14) Fish. 15) Purse of strange, manysided dice. (1d10 d20s, 1d4 d12s, 1d4 d10s, 1d8 d8s, 1d20 d6s, 1d8 d4s) 16) Half-eaten, shrivelled brain. The pickpocketee should mysteriously vanish. (Adventure hook right here)
icedrake2002sr 07-31-05, 02:09 AM	17) A pet rock with the name "Earl" engraved on it (best found on a gnome or halfling) 18) A bottle of ink (turquoise blue, half used) 19) A box of tindertwigs 20) Enough string that, whatever task the PC uses it for, the string is two inches too short
Ut-Napishtim 07-31-05, 11:14 AM	21) A key. 22) Pocket sewing kit. 23) Handkerchief. 24) Spectacles, nonmagical. 25) A letter or note. 26) A piece of chalk. 27) Small tin of peppermint candies.
tharivol266 07-31-05, 11:21 AM	28)a set mouse trap.
NinjaE 07-31-05, 03:54 PM	29) A wallet. However, the only thing it contains is a note directed at the thief/a note with exploding runes. 30) An, er, "guide" to making bonzai cows. However, the laws of physics need to bend a bit before it's actually useful. 31) An old issue of Playfiend. Player loses 5d20 sanity if he reads it. 32) A manual titled: Blowguns: How to stop sucking!
Disturbed1 08-01-05, 01:37 AM	33) a lock of the pickpocketee's(the guy gettin pickpocketed) hair 34) a lock of the pickpocketer's(the guy doin the pickpocketing) hair :eek: 35)voodoo doll 36) a US 1999 issue $1 bill 37) guidebook through the infinite lvls of the abyss 38) a tv remote control 39) NOTHING 40) a dead rat 41)pocket lint 42) an unlit torch 43) a lit torch 44) the DDM version of the pickpocketee or pickpocketer 45)a parking ticket for tying a horse to the wrong fence post 46) a list of 1001 pickpocketed things(HA, i got it first:P) 47) fortune cookie im done, next:P
was_fired 08-01-05, 01:55 AM	48. A banana 49. A crumpled up chain letter 50. A handkerchief 51. A sopping wet handkerchief
Saihtam 08-01-05, 05:02 AM	52. A letter beginning with : Dear [enter famous level 50 character here] ... 53. A half eaten apple (for medium humanoids) 54. A half eaten coconut (for larger humanoids) 55. A half eaten halfling (for trolls, ...) 56. A map of the last dungeon the party visited, showing a large number of secret rooms and treasures that the party didn't find 57. Contact poison causing permanent Irresistible dance 58. a d20 59. an item that was pickpocketed from one of the characters, preferably the rogue.
Saihtam 08-01-05, 05:06 AM	60. a picture of the mother of the rogue walking hand in hand with an orc. 61. a damaged decanter of endless water. Upon removing the item it'll start puring water and it doesn't stop .
Pippa 08-01-05, 05:19 AM	62. the blob.
Gat 08-01-05, 05:36 AM	63. A doll from a little Girl
Lord Ian Stark 08-01-05, 05:37 AM	64.) A crumpled yet warm tissue that has recently experienced the expungement of the prior owners nostril goblins.
Lord Gwydion 08-01-05, 05:53 AM	65. A Wizard's familiar 66. A chunk of bleu cheese 67. a bottle of smelling salts 68. a cursed ring 69. the keys that open the manacles that can only be opened by the king or his lord marshal 70. a random spell component (bat guano prefered)
nyysjan 08-01-05, 06:57 AM	71. ducks feather 72. piece of human skull (Jaw preferred)
Plateau Child 08-01-05, 07:09 AM	73. A monstrous humanoid sized sanitary napkin. 74. String. 75. A silver snuff box engraved with the letters "T.S.P." 76. A packet of fish hooks. 77. A horn of damp gunpowder. 78. A broken Mr. Microphone.
Epic Commoner 08-01-05, 07:22 AM	79. A trouser snake. 80. A trouser snake experiencing rigamortis.
Azual 08-01-05, 11:48 AM	81. A slim, electronic book that has the words 'Don't Panic' on the cover in big, friendly letters. 82. A towel. 83. Boba Fett's Helmet
Lord Gwydion 08-01-05, 07:00 PM	84. big nuggets of iron pyrite (fool's gold)
Dark Stryke 08-01-05, 07:34 PM	85. A note entitled: If you can't find this your pocket has been picked.
Shazarn 08-01-05, 11:48 PM	86.that hungry bag thing from the cursed items in the dmg 87.a person (bag of holding)
Hairfoot 08-02-05, 12:56 AM	Dire lint
Arquinsiel 08-02-05, 10:47 AM	89. A bright flash, a small pop and a missing hand.
Aeolus91 08-02-05, 12:18 PM	90. A talk show host in a sack 91. An empty bottle of strong liquor 92. A kitten 93. A quitten 94. A crumpled piece of paper with the rogue's character sheet printed on it 95. A Diminuitive mindflayer that walks into your ear to get at your brain 96. A bottle labeled: "Horny Goat Weed, A Natural Alternative" 97. A little Jawa plushie whose eyes glow when you squeeze him 98. A D cell battery 99. A note that says "YOUR MOM!!!!!" followed by a Gate spell that summons the rogue's mom 100. A 13-year old kid wearing an 8 bit theater Tshirt who jumps out of the pocket and screams "I got #100 on the '1001 pickpocketed items' thread!!!" 101. A dalmatian who runs off to find its mother 102. A badly-made sequel to the dalmatian who also runs off to find its mother 103. A copy of the BoVD with blood spattered all over it 104. A copy of the Book of Erotic Pleasures with a mysterious white liquid spattered all over it, and a note that says "You perv, it's alfredo sauce!!!" Sorry about that last one, I'll delete it if yall want... :D
rbrt_Spade 08-02-05, 12:27 PM	105-wish scroll 106-jewel worth 10000gp 107-+5 vorpal longsword 108-flask of ale 109-great red wyrm(shruck to fine size by spells) 110- meepo
Tigger062077 08-02-05, 01:22 PM	111) A cell phone with no signal - ever, no matter where he/she goes 112) Squee!
_Twisted_ 08-07-05, 02:54 AM	113) Blood from an unknown source 114) An unidentified sticky substance 115) A hit of devilweed 116) A human finger 117) A bag of cut quartz gems (1d10 gems woth 20gp each) 118) A bag of diamonds (payment for some powerful wizard's services) 119) A harmonica 120) Gambling dice
Calibron 08-07-05, 03:43 PM	121) A cloth doily 122) A small rectangular magnet 123) A tiny lead miniature of the character 124) Dust of Disappearance(activated when the pick-pocket touches it) 125) A tiny viper 126) A tiny viper who also happens to be the victims familiar 127) A Beholder's(non-central) eye
Tevish Szat 08-07-05, 06:37 PM	check out the Kender Pouch List (http://www.kencyclopedia.com/kender/pouches/pouchlist.cfm) for some neat random items. some are DL specific, bot msot are jsut neat. over 2000. 128) A piece of cheese that regenerates as long as not completly consumed in one bite 129) A troll finger in a bottle. will regenerate slowly into entire troll after a time if opened 130) Same as above, but with a piece of Tarrasque flesh.
Flushmaster 08-07-05, 07:27 PM	Dire lint Dire Lint Dimunitive aberration HD: 1/4 d8 (1 hp) Speed: 2.5 feet (1/2 square) Armor Class: 16 (+4 size, +1 dex, +1 natural), touch 14, flat footed 14 Base Attack/Grapple: +0/-12 Attack: Abrasion +5 melee (1d2-2) Full Attack: Abrasion +5 melee (1d2-2) Space/Reach: 1/2 ft./0 Special Attacks: Static Cling Special Qualities: Linty Saves: Fort: +2, Ref +3, Will -1 Abilities: Str 1, Dex 13, Con 10, Int 1, Wis 4, Cha 1 Skills: Hide +21 (+41 among cloth) Feats: Weapon Finesse (abrasion) Environment: Pockets of rarely laundered garments, anywhere it got tossed when removed from said pockets. Organization: Solitary, pack (2-6), or swarm (5-20 plus 1-3 advanced dire lint) Challenge Rating: 1/6 Advancement: Advanced Dire Lint (5 HD, small size) Level Adjustment: - Sometimes created by freak arcane surges or just being left in an unlaundered pocket for too long, dire lint is a mild nuisance at best. Many who have "defeated" a dire lint never actually knew that they were even in a fight because they simply tossed it aside. A dire lint is roughly the size of a human infant's fist. Combat Linty: Dire lint is composed of threads and fuzzballs and as such is immune to all piercing and bludgeoning damage. slashing damage affects it as normal, as does any form of energy damage. Due to it's anatomy, if reduced to zero HP it is simply destroyed as it comes apart. Static Cling: If a dire lint is touched by anything or succeeds a touch attack or abrasion attack against anything it may automatically cling to that creatture or object as a free action. While clinging, any piercing and bludgeoning damage or any slashing damage dealt in excess of its total HP is transferred to the creature or object that it is clinging to. The dire lint can be removed by making a successful grapple check against it. ======================================== ======================== Really, it isn't threatening at all but I'd be willing to bet that many players would sooner attack it and injure themselves in the process before they'd simply flick it off, particularly if they took a point of damage from it when it attached. That'll teach them... Seriously I just made this up, but now I'm gonna have to use it.
Tevish Szat 08-07-05, 07:29 PM	LOL! that is awesome... you should ship it over to the mosnter fourm (and monster archive)
Flushmaster 08-07-05, 07:50 PM	LOL! that is awesome... you should ship it over to the mosnter fourm (and monster archive) The first thing I did after posting it here was to copy it to the monster forum! This is what happens when I get bored and don't have any booze or smokes.
Manyfist 08-07-05, 07:58 PM	130.) A Female's Thong 131.) A Male's G-Sting :eek: 132.) Condoms (safty First!) 133.) "Little Black Book"
Ringmereth 08-07-05, 11:10 PM	134. An inkpen. 135. A peice of chicken. 136. A rabbit's foot. 137. A deck of playing cards. 138. A dull dagger. 139. A small wood carving of a woman. 140. A list of names on a folded sheet of parchment. The first three are crossed off in red ink. 141. A bottle of ale. 142. A wooden spoon. 143. A pair of roses.
Raymond_Luxury_Yacht 08-08-05, 01:32 PM	144. The remains of the poor bastard who last tried to pick pockets. 145. A pocket. 146. Pants. 147. Polonium-210. 148. 11,000 lead pieces.
Titan W 08-08-05, 02:14 PM	149: A Grey Ooze inside of a magical container of reduce monster. (Once opened the container releases. 150: A hole 151: An alarm spell.
Stardrake 08-08-05, 10:55 PM	152) Check for short beer. 153) Beer for short Czech. 154) Short Czech (How did HE get in there?).
Tehril 08-08-05, 11:25 PM	153) An elder god of unspeakable horrors: aka Chuthulu :88E: Why is Chuthulu in some random guys pocket? Darned if I know... how 'bout YOU ask 'im.
Plateau Child 08-21-05, 10:50 AM	154) Half a stick of onion flavored gum. 155) used chopsticks. 156) the spleen of a beholder.
doctor_x 08-22-05, 10:40 AM	157) An angry dwarf with a +4 greataxe of choppin' 158) A lich's phylactery 159) A sphere of annihilation (How the hells did that get in there, without annihilating the pickpocketee?)
doctor_x 08-22-05, 10:41 AM	160) A hamster named Boo squeak!
katkov 09-08-05, 06:50 PM	161 On a natural 1 you attempt to pick a strange pouch with 2 jewels in it that wont come out of the pocket. :OMG!
twad 09-08-05, 10:43 PM	162- a cherry-flavored rock. 163- a random internal organ from the target, it is partially eaten by insects.
CycloneRanger 09-08-05, 11:06 PM	164: A note that says "katkov's signature is bogus". 165. A Fisher Space Pen. (http://www.spacepen.com/usa/index2.htm)
thinkhard 09-09-05, 03:03 PM	166. An icecube 167. A razor (OUCH) 168. A scroll of feather fall "Awwww not again" 169. #1 issue of Archie (unfortunately it's a reprint and utterly worthless) 170. A handful of pebbles 171. A handful of sand 172. A Chinese Finger Trap
urial angel of death 12-02-05, 06:40 PM	173. a tribble 174. soilent green 175. grapes 176. orc teeth 177. a gnome 178. the draconic prophecy in it's entirety it is "42"
Auburn 12-02-05, 09:50 PM	179. Awakened talking frog which claims to be polymorphed royalty 180. Talking frog that is polymorphed royalty 181. A single card the pickpocket has just drawn from a Deck of Many Things 182. Marbles 183. Vorpal Marbles 184. Brass Knuckles 185. Wanted poster featuring the Pickpocket 186. Warrant for arrest of the Pickpocket 187. Baseball card featuring the stats of the pickpocket or a party member 188. The world's tiniest violin 189. Enchanted Brass Knucles 190. Character sheet for a Drizzt clone 191. Action figure of the Pickpocket 192. A long lost sock of the Pickpocket's 193. Appropriately sized awakened Plastic Golem in the shape of an action figure of the Pickpocket 194. Wieghted Dice
Tomovasky 12-03-05, 02:54 AM	195: Knife 196:String 197:ring