1001 REAL Accessory Names [Archive] - Wizards Community

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MadApe19

12-08-06, 11:38 PM
Got alternate names for a supplement? Think they misworded an accessory title? See too much focus on one thing in a book? Post your name rewrites here! It's time for another 1001 thread, this time on the REAL names of D&D supplements! Don't be afraid to add another name to a supplement that's already been referenced.

So people don't get confused, make sure to mention what type of book is having its name changed (Core, Accessory, Adventure, Novel, Forgotten Realms, Eberron, d20 Modern, d20 Star Wars, etc.)

To start things off:

1) Druids of the Wild - Accessory
2) Tome and A Little Blood - Accessory
3) Book of Exalted Excuses - Accessory
4) Five Men (And a Baby) - Eberron
5) Complete Non-Fighter - Accessory
6) Champagnes of Ruin - Forgotten Realms

Let's see what else you've got!
Tenebrous_Sage

12-09-06, 01:29 AM
7) Book of Exalted Cheese
Silverthumb128

12-09-06, 03:28 AM
8) Complete Reserve Feats and other crap about magic, we guess.
Escef

12-09-06, 10:07 AM
I used to call the 2e Player's Option: Skills & Powers "Satan's Player's Handbook".
Azezel

12-09-06, 10:19 AM
10) (Tome of Battle) - Tome of Magic Users who hold a sword while they cast their spells.

11) Eberron Campaign Setting - Final Fantasy IX Campain Setting

12) Spell Compendium - Cleric Love

13) Complete Mage - We thought MAgic Users could do with a bit of a boost.
DIESCUMDIE

12-09-06, 10:52 AM
14) Pathetic handbook (planer handbook)
Seeker95

12-09-06, 11:50 AM
15) Overly-expanded Chapter of Incarnum
speeblefreak

12-09-06, 12:21 PM
16. (surprised I got this one) Codex Anathema--The Book of Aberrations
InsanePsychoRabbit

12-09-06, 01:19 PM
17) Monster Manual We ran out of ideas, so here's a bunch of pre-existing creatures with PC classes and an excess of filler that takes up half the pages of the book. (Monster Manual IV, and quite likely Monster Manual V as well)
Sim_antix

12-09-06, 01:24 PM
Things that only new DMs really need to be told (DMG II)
TheChilliGod

12-09-06, 01:49 PM
19) Races of the OMG-Catfolk!
20) Races of the OMG-Kobolds! (Seriously, look at all them WE's, and all the mechanics kobolds get!)
21) Book of Exalted OMG!
22) Savage DM's (Who would allow this book)
23) World's Largest Lullaby. (Makes you fall asleep, so boring)
MadApe19

12-09-06, 01:56 PM
24) Elves of Stone
25) Elves of the Wild
26) Elves of the Dragon
27) Book of Swords
28) Red Hand of Khazad-Dum
29) Promise of J.R.R. Tolkien
30) Defenders of the Pope
31) Fame of the Drow
High Octane

12-09-06, 02:11 PM
24) Book of Game destroying (Exalted Deeds)
25) Book of stupidity feeding (Vile Darkness, I R KEWL COZ I EEVIL!!!)
26) Houserules (Unearthed Arcana)
27) Stupid Species (Savage Species)
28) Complete Arcane II (Complete Mage)
29) We didnt want to pay the lisencing fees for Call of Cthulu (Heroes of Horror)
30) To take this book first say "Klaatu Berata Nicto" (Libris Mortis)
31) To Serve Brains (Creatures of Madness or whatever the aberrations book is. ITS A COOKBOOK!)
32) Races of Treehugging (Wild)
33) Races of Shorties (Stone)
34) Races of Vanilla (Destiny)
35) Races of Pun-Pun (Dragon)
36) Rebalanced Psionic Handbook (XPH)
37) Essentials of D&D (PHB)
38) D&D for people who shouldnt be playing it (Dummies)
39) Book of geeky fanboy perversion stereotypes (BoEF)
40) Yet another magic system we wont support with supplements (Incarnum)
Escef

12-09-06, 02:34 PM
Book of stupidity feeding (Vile Darkness, I R KEWL COZ I EEVIL!!!)
That would be the Book of Vile Dorkness.
27) Stupid Species (Savage Species)
I call that one Savage Feces, it's more clever for the rhyme. :)
29) We didnt want to pay the lisencing fees for Call of Cthulu (Heroes of Horror)
Actually, WotC makes d20 Call of Cthulu, they DID pay the licensing fees.
High Octane

12-09-06, 02:54 PM
I call that one Savage Feces, it's more clever for the rhyme. :)


Nice.